Queen Bertha of Kent edition
Receptionist at toil has decided to "resign" but instead of handing in her notice she's claiming sick leaveApparently you can claim for up to 26 weeks and you get £100 a weekSo what, you can just do this and get two and a half grand for free?
I mean, 6 months supply for 150 quid is a really fucking good deal.
Will the cost of housing ever improve in this country?I know lots of people say once boomers finally fucking croak it will but I kinda doubt it. I feel like Gen X will just fill up the boomer mantle.
WOMEN ARE LOVELY
>>223490331Good deal tbf
pretending religion means anything in the big 26 again are we rorme?
it's crazy how poorly most movies do yet how rich and successful the creators remain. not just the studio men no one expects them to lose but the directors they should have to get normal jobs after they bomb
Do any of you fine gentlemen enjoy the music of The Stranglers? I know I certainly dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQTL-ws6p4
I know you lot love him but Warwick Davis is getting loads of abuse on social media ok https://www.instagram.com/p/DZiYEH0SB7y/
>>223490337gen x and migrants with a shared income who have no connection to the land at all
>>223490371Evil man
>>>/lgbt/44353829
>>223490355only for established ones. if you are unproven and your film does poorly and ends up losing people a lot of money you can get blacklisted forever
>>223490371>He's a grumpy elfsc
Imagine seeing a midget on a Segway and then hearing its dwarfkin shout after it, and realising its name is something ridiculous like Gloucester Johnson or Worcester WilliamsHow does he not know why we're amused by him?
>>223490412Ok I will imagine it
There's a man that lived next doorIn my neighborhoodIn my neighborhodHe gets me down
>rormewhat emperor rorkius maximus renames rome
Ok I will sing it
Sup niggas, just came back from my incel walk, bought a few beers while i was at it.>>223490339she's cute but she's no katie
OK I will shag it
>>223490323wouldn't they have to pay it out if she quit normally anyway? i guess she's just leaving open the possibility to return to work if she changes her mind (although the company would surely make her life hell afterward)
the rorman empire
i almost forgot to cancel my subscription to this website. 1 more day and they would have billed me for another month.
>>223490430>>223490443>>223490451You'll do nothing
>>223490474ok i will do nothing!!
>>223490474Ok
holodem special threat
>>223487352...yh
>>223490474you ain't nothin
quentin on a mad one
the watch
>>223490371>He looks like he does not want to be thereHe's barely there at all
in cider
>>223490499Scobiesque Threads
nobody:rorke: uhm paki you can't facetime your uncle at 8am on the trainpaki: https://youtu.be/qj8tyjmV_Rw?si=Vq2tD5Im6Y91Lh0Z
why did scobie wank the willy
>>223490499does the b in /lgbt/ stand for "British"
>>223490520scrolled down for some proper funny ones >He comes across a right little prick
>>223490337Land and property value goes down when population declines faster than inflation increases, so rarely. Safe as houses is a rather old saying.
Being poor in the UK is a skill issue Totally optional for anyone who isn't crippled
>>223490537the 'c' in 'you're a fucking worthless cunt' stands for Canadian
I'm in your walls
Is less people in the world really such a bad thing? everyone is making population collapse to be a big deal, what if it isn't?
>>223490556oooo getting nasty now ok
>>223490533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr7WChCUAXI
I don't care what ugly people think of me
any ground beef man in
Mince
what do they even do on /lgbt/what's the goal?
>>223490564fewer nonwhites would be a great thing
>>223490577not even your mum??
>>223490537It's an initialism of all the relevant bits of our islands:>London>Grimsby>Belfast>Truro
>>223490583discuss lgbt lifestyle and struggle
Transgirls. *retarded vague question* *image of fat schizo obviously authored by same person*30 genuine repliesbizarre
>>223490583Post about how they all want to shag each other usually.
>>223490537Lezz go bri'ish trannies is the full acronym
>>223490604But we do that
>>223490615We don't
>>223490583They discuss ways to escape and ruin other boards and cry about the "different types" of trannies and how they think they're the "valid" oneIt's /pol/ for trannies I'm not joking
>>223490585Correct.
*groans*
what's the British word for "pork shoulder" then
>>223490579Grind it into a powder do you?
>>223490637turkey epaulette
Just a quick taste of Emma Watson’s ass chocolate.
>>223490625Arguably they use /pol/ slurs way more than /pol/ does
>>223490637fuck off you boring cunt
>>223490652you are severely unwell
the proud british culture of saying things slightly different than the yanks
protein powder is just finely ground beef
Mad how every establishment employ a security "nigga"
mince your words
I am genuinely obsessed with girls' bumholes
>>223490652
>>223490583just stuff like this>>>/lgbt/44353954
>>223490672what do I get in return? quid pro quorn
>>223490664no it isntit's waste product of making dairy food and artificial flavoring added to it
>>223490693yeah you're one of those clever ones aren't you
socialised with a couple old mates from uni and two girls were therehaven't socialised in about a month so i could barely formulate a sentence it was very akwardthen for the rest of the night they just ignored me (the girls)
had a dream killed onlyfans boy killed him after met up ate his skin/muscles/ pulling out intestines ate poo eat him and but fuck first fuck his cunt and then after kill him eat him and then fuck him and eat him and no prison I die I kill myself with knife (maybe?)) ?
I sleep wrapped in a rug on the floor. Im wrapped up in a rug on the floor right now.
A series of bizarre posts just then
Get the cronem hanged. A cronem swinging on every lamppost. Zeidy hanged, drawn and quarter. It's a cronemcide.
Right
lil bro actually thought protein powder was just meat that's been through a cheese grater countless times
>>223490722sc
>>223490728why would you put meat in a cheese grater? it goes in a mincer (like your old man)
i wouldn't do well in the english social scene i feel, whenever i drink i become extremelly belligerent and abrasive.
>>223490738You'd fit right in
>>223490705>a couple old matesFOY
>>223490693It's not waste if you don't waste itSame with mechanically separated chickenAnd the same people bitching about both are usually also the "end corporate food waste" centersMadness, they should all be shaved and rolled in fiberglass, the silly gits
Don't look at her don't look at him not for you. Not for you mate. Look at the fat bitch. You can eat her stinking fat arse. You can't look at her. Oh she's sweet though. Oh he is too. Oh please so sweet and just about ripe. No, you have the overripe fruit if you get any at all! Sinful man. You will eat only crusty bread where the crust has gone soft! You should have gone to the bakery and enjoyed the crusty bread this morning, SIR!
>>223490738Do you not see this place on a Friday/Saturday night?Half the posts are just drunk mongs slapfighting
>>223490738you'd get your argie head ripped off and boiled in a cauldron and then turned into a little shrunken head and displayed in a museum as a little brown oddity from the days of yore
>>223490749You shut it ok
How bonkers is it that zeidy has a fridge where he gets food and drinks water from a cup. Cannot imagine zeidy opening a fridge.
>>223490683That is a tremendously fat individual.
>>223490757sup scobie
2023/2024 /brit/ vibes itt
Did we ever resolve whether it's minced meat or ground meat?
>>223490763Eat ze slop or let it go to compost, don't bitch both ways cunt
running over all the bames in my steamroller epic gangnam style
>>223490770Who is scobie I keep seeing you lot reply to this character. Is it a new thing? I don't get it.
hawk tuah
I won't be raping the arse I'm expected to rape anymore
Sub to Scobie
>>223490781Ground goes through the grinder twice usually and is American styleMinced goes through the grinder three times and is European style though Americans use it for certain recipes tooTexture difference
ever been called ugly by a girl irl? or implied?it hurts.
ziedy cooking up eggs benedict and eating it in silence
The world's largest dog biscuit weighs 279.87 kg and was baked to be 2,000 times larger than average by Hampshire Pet Products from Joplin, Missouri, US.[19]This record was superseded on May 9, 2025 when 8 people from the Belgian United Petfood Group created a lamb and rice dog biscuit weighing 515.6 kg (1136 lbs and 11.254 ozs).
>>223490788infamous /lit/ personality and /brit/ poster quentin scobie
>>223490811wypipo would rather do this than pay reparations
posting utter shite on 4chan and watching video game essays by some pseud on youtube until 5 am and then getting up at 12 for a few henry westons
Watching yer da try not to look at the sus age peng tings while he driving. Arses all in denim shorts, lil perky tits haha. Da knowing he's got to do his duty with grim arse back home if he wants any of that sort of thing. Haha. At least yer getting some da!
people who post about scobie are no different to gyaldemfreak
Really like David Lynch just not his movies, if you don't mind me pissing on a grave for a second. Really don't sit well with me. Twin Peaks is an exception. And here's another thing that you're about to ask me. Feel the same way about the new Dune movie guy except I hate that guy's movies, but here's what I wanted to say. I wanted to say that, the exception to that rule is, I like Blade Runner 2049 a lot.
>>223490811Waste of resources
>>223490808yeah in year 9 but i'm much fitter than her nowstupid BITCH fuck her
>>223490840PARKLIFE
>>223490848Yeah?
will /brit/ re-enter a golden age in 2027?
nah fr tho why were things better when we wuz in school?
>>223490844>Watching yer davery bent ok
>>223490847sup scobes
this was supposed to be the roaring 20s. the decades dont even seem to have their own personality anymore
>>223490852kek I was flat out called ugly multiple times by girls in year 8 and year 9I was attempting to shag them so probably had it comingI weirdly dealt with it better then than I would todayI was such a cocky shit
>>223490867i played roblox as a kid before minecraft existed
>>223490877the poo roaring 20s
>>223490884Scroar
Check out, lad.
>>223490878
TAKE ME TO CUSTODYAND LOOK AT MY BALLS BATTY AND DICKLIKE WAGWAN FO BATTYMANLIKE COME ON OFFICERYOU'VE SEEN MY BALLS BATTY AND DICKMORE THAN MY BMMORE THAN MY LINKSMORE THAN MY CHICK
>>223490867Roblox when I was in primary school was dorky cringe and unpolished. Hated it.
>>223490877nigga this decade is the first AI decadethere will never be a non-AI decade again
genuinely though what is the endgame
>>223490867i remember seeing some minecraft sexo on youtube on my mum's phone back in the day when i was a youngun
>>223490811Fucking humiliating living in this little biscuit shithole!!!God I can't take it anymore, this is the EU century and the American century of humiliation!!!
the wotanic 20s
>>223490888Checked.
>>223490882I think that's the point of the image la
rorke's embrace
>>223490898he's attempting to boost transgirls self-esteemif they're feeling like they're having a dysphoria day, they see Tim Byrne as another trans girl attempting to pass and they realise they're not so bad after allthe man posting those threads is an ally
The yardie cronem are showering
>>223490906Sup.
>>223490898I stopped taking my risperidone and now I cant sleep
which decade will be more famous: 2020s or 2030s?we can agree 2020s has been the most famous decade of the 21st century so fartbf civilisation might end in 2030s
>>223490929Sup Fares. How's you mate?
>>223490922hasn't helped me
I am Fares...
wanking my little biscuit
mad that there's an entire country that behave how english people were in first year uni
White boy with the nice hair want that kebabHas no moneyBossman saying "for free boss"He finna be repaying that debt ;)
>>223490937Information please.
>>223490952Fungus
>>223490950that sign was made by someone who has never seen a somali in their life
thoughts on femdom anal streching?
Samsung pc
>>223490957You are white
>>223490933It's over two more decades and it's all over something will happen for sure this time
compressing, flipping webms and archiving
>>223490950scots writing in their accent is honestly so embarrassing it hurts >get tae fook ye wee bawbag it's a languagewriting out english in a scottish accent isnt a language
wotanic gay poo porn meltdown coming in 3... 2... 1...
>>223490985here is a webm for the mandem
>75 years oldmad that
How I b at da computah postan on /brit/ XD
question about femdom...so femdom creators do that stuff because they make tons of money online doing itbut do some women actually a fetish for doing femdom? do they actually get turned on by humiliating a man and cucking him?
UM
I will be watching you.
>>223490950do they extend the same courtesy to english people
seen every episode of all of these shows
what happens after death?
alphas grind, beta cucks mince.
fuck that made me sadhttps://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRYRIP Kavinsky
>>223491005He looks great
>>223491016Which one's your fave?
>>223491016dont care about tv or movies at all desu
>aifurry
O, Anglo.
>>223490323Yes did you think the system wasn't retarded
Been feeding the ravens lately. They sometimes land near me when I sit on a bench outside now.
>>223490984you actually think so?what would that be? AI? Pandemic? World War? Race war? Leftypol Rorke civil war?
Report that parasite. The scum will not be allowed to infest here. I will make it my duty to eradicate it once and for all. YOU will report it or else you are complicit and I will deal with you also
>>223490993some of those words are scots, which is not 'english with an accent'
>>223490993I think they put it on most the time. Purposefully say their buzzwords. Performative cringelords.
Good
i despise the minecraft launcher, it always has some issue that takes 50 minutes to fix, you never get to just click play and play the game.
>>223491035You're their leader now
the wotanic deanos are showeringready to get those driveways quotes
>>223491007depends>>223491017depends
>>223491016I never watched Six Feet Under. They said it was great but the funeral home creeped me out too much. So I watched The Shield instead.
i miss the old quentin
>>223491020Damn.. Really??>>223491055please share your thoughts (femdom question)
what do you think the entry point for 'BWC' is?
>>223491070Your arse
>>223491080squeal
>>223491067yes sadly, only 50. Sticky on /mu/
Darkie tries to stab a cop, gets filled with copper. Bodycam exoneration. https://x.com/captive_dreamer/status/2082228873828434118?s=46
>>223491065I am Fares I work with AI my servant.
What do rorke and leftypols burgers look like? Reckon rorke is big on the mustard but avoids the pickle.
>>223491020Drive and Ryan Gosling really did define Millennial males. What do zoomers have? Some faggot youtubers who are all dead thanks to cancer or in jail for grooming.
wasian women are genuinely far more evil than white womenthey are more racist towards asians than anyone else and they are the most self-entitled
>>223491070>>223491080kek
>>223491094drive defined terminally online millennial incel freaks only
Bye you all.
>>223491092https://youtu.be/TVkV2oGPM2k?si=hKRYFxBu9g23UeXh
>>223491106bye, see you.
Loading, yah. O, Anglo.
>>223491067yeah some of them do i've heard them talk about it before
>>223491098Why do they hate Asians then
bo0o0o0o0o0o0oing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGfK4aJAbGk
>>223491094Clav lolzoomers are genuinely fuckedsome of them are approaching 30mindfucked generation.cruel cruel world
>>223491094dude, whenever someone says millenial male i instantly think about a redditor or a perfomative male.
Get ventilated stupid ape.
>>223491112Expensive
>>223491092leftypol burger
>>223491127Average yank skin tone tbf
>>223491026hate to be a DULLARD but probably gabagool man desuBoardwalk Empire definitely the most underrated there by far thoughand Six Feet Under definitely has the best ending of any show ever
little pale bum, little bum fondled
>>223491127Dont know whats happening here
Cool
>>223491139>>223491087
>>223491131Elton John special
>>223491119would fucking die ten times over to be in a relationship with a woman into femdomproblem is it's so nichemost women would just lose all respect for you
Ian still upset over the news of the divorce of Tom Segura and Christina Paszitsky, that's why he hasn't been here the past few weeks lads x
Information please...
>>223491161Heard he fell out with Thomas over migration policu
bardelwy alsh
Proud member of the #Ianverse
>>223491171That too, the combined anger and sadness has made him short on Hellos x
R1a
ian sex arse
>>223491127Niggas love being on axon body cam
Rorke, we coming for you nigga!
Fuck off.
remember they used cgi for this kiss because the girl was so disgusted by jonah hill ahah
I imagine Ian as Max Branning
>>223491221Xnxx.
>>223491206um
Good evening
Hackers...
the eternal battle
remember when that girl dragged me into the women's toilets during freshers and gave me soft knob a good suckerying?
>>223491215how does jonah hill keep going from skinny to fat to skinny to fat to skinny to fatfat fucking cuntfuck off
The mince thread on /r/AskUk has almost 800 replies
>>223491121remember seeing her making very weird porn on onlyfans. I'm not even sure it could be classified as porn really but her tits were out. Then she became a hardcore christfag. The ASMRwhore to Christfag pipeline is almost as strong as the Animefaggot to troon one
Made a purchase earlier
>>223491248Hell, heck, go back.
I have not fallen out with Thomas, we had a somewhat heated debate but it has been resolved. I thought you should know that.
>>223491248dovah combat
>>223491254women are mental
would you wank me off
>>223491258Xnxx.
>>223491252get them all on /brit/ right fucking now
>>223491248They fight!And bite!They fight and bite and fight!Fight fight fight!Bite bite bite!The Rorke and Leftypol Show!
>>223491002corrrrrr made for domination loss
>>223491098I've only known 1 wasian girl she was 3/4 white and could only tell because of her eyes which were a bit chinkythose asian eyes genes are strong as fuck. Her Granddad was Chinese said he only came to England to marry an English woman and he found one.
howlinghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785318670939560.webm
>>223491250no i weren't there
>>223491282>reaching the bump limit within 10 secondsVGH
Bonjour
>>223491299me after five hours wanking to... you know
>>223491299genuinely screaming
>>223491299right and i suppose this is rorke's granda
>>223491309Information please.
>>223491299
>>223491299What the f%$k is that? I'm off.
right don't click that
right well that's an old bloke who is presumably very sick wanking his wilbert and spunking while screaming
>>223491299shrieking my gay porn head off
>>223491299from me to you 50 years from now
>>223491299Clint Eastwood ona madone
i clicked it
How's he still shooting ropes? Randy old bugger
>>223491299might honestly be the worst video i've seen on here, barring the you know what stuff
>>>/lgbt/44345596>>>/lgbt/44345596>>>/lgbt/44345596migrate when ready
Older woman who has a sexual preference for younger, virile men with above average length penises.
>>223491356Spotify.
bring back this vibe
>>223491356The poo stuff?
Money rn
honestly mental that we never lose our desire to goon
Dogberg purposely sprawls on the bed exactly where I sleep. When I get into bed and take my remaining slither of space he encroaches even firther into my space.
>>223491366exactly
Paypal me.
>>223491392he's getting comfy
any above average penis man in?
>>223491391i have. my secret? psych meds + cigarettes
