professional retard edition
>>223492609America is the fucking best. SUCK MY DICK,>CHINA>RUSSIA>INDIA>ISREALSUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK
fink prefer diss wun
hope elon musk gives a shout out to the kittingtonshire on twitter
wherefore dost I maintain homeostasis upon this sublunary sphere of torment
someone is playing anus music outside, the loud ac muffles it, but i can still feel the obnoxious kick drum. fucking "i like to move it move it" madagascar ahh music.
I'll carry you home TOOONIIIIGHHHT WE ARE YOUNG
rio is barely cheaper than midwest US and lower quality everythingbrazil is a scam
>>223492609latin music is fucking awful
>>223492648get a bbl and a sugardaddy
>>223492652holy shit my crush posted this on her insta WTF
For me? Nothing short of total janny death will do
>>223492674megabased.TJD.
just had sex with that anon's crushwas kinda mid tbqh
>>223492703LMAO you fucker
I actually like some bad bunny songs
Trans rights are human rights if you think about it
Choose your fighter, /cum/.
ICE owes me a latina mami
I read the first post as cousin not crush so I was confused
>>223492724severe lack of 15 in the USA
>>223492736Odd because it seems right up America's alley, just look at it.
>>223492724BLT
>>223492751Wise choice, can't go wrong.
Everyone at work keeps asking if I'm ok, I must look fucking suicidal
>>223492724can't go wrong with 2
why is modern life just so mentally ill?
The Division Bell has some good songs especially Keep Talking.However, David Gilmoure is not as good at songwriting as Syd Barrett or Roger Waters. He did write some good songs but he is better as a guitarist for songs written by Syd or Roger.
>>223492723no they're not, trans cannot be defined therefore no rights granted.
>>223492770Name something about modern life specifically that contributes to being a healthy well rounded person
>>223492770Read Industrial Society and It's Future
>>223492770USAID was bolstering the sub room temp IQ population
>>223492723people who are delusional about having a penis or vagina don't deserve rights
>*thump thump thump thump* this dumbass is playing the shittiest most npc house music on a wednesday. i think its a straight up spotify premade list.
>>223492782access to health info I guess and maybe looksmaxxing but not in a hardcore way
Trans women and Jews are why I can't get laid
>>223492798He happy, u mad, u lose
You can't return to monke your brain is already too molded towards over stimulation
>>223492763Grilled cheese is arguably the easiest sandwich to make and also the easiest to fuck up if you cook it too little or just a bit too much and burn it.
>>223492803those ARE indeed some disgusting groups!
>>223492782this dood
>>223492802There are of course a few things if you answer literally but the point is it's not much
>>223492808i like to move it move iti like to move it move it
They have different styles.Syd Barrett was more whimsical and psychedelic and sometimes proto-punk rock.Roger Waters is more cerebral and theatrical and conceptual and also tends towards longer songs.David Gilmoure is more about dreamy atmosphere and soulful guitar solos.
why was music in 2017 so shit??https://youtu.be/kJQP7kiw5Fk?si=0Z1aix021XOs3urI
>>223492724what the hell is a Jambon Beurrefrench ham and butter? the fuck
>>223492724monte cristo is literally the best sandwich I've ever had
I stopped listening to music after 1998
The Flock cameras haven’t been able to fix one ghetto city in America and stop the car break ins, theft and violent crime.So clearly they’re not being planted for that.
>>223492856damn what happened to our future?
>>223492836Music has been pretty terrible in general from like 2015 until now, it's partly why we keep seeing all these big genre turnovers and no clear mainstream music like previous decades. Look at how hard rap fell after 2015 versus the decade before 2015
>>223492864How do you know?
>>223492864THERES A FLOCK CAMERA NEAR MY HOUSE WHAT THE FLOOOOOOOOOCK
David Bowie was inspired by Syd Barrett.Bowie also was inspired by Kraftwerk and Neu! and Iggy Pop.
>>223492864Anarcho-tyranny means groids and migrants are allowed to cause problems even as the state punishes and monitors the mundane of regular citizens.
>>223492853Very baste
>>223492876>WHAT THE FLOOOOOOOOOCKLol
>>223492864according to that one website there's only one flock camera within 20 miles of me at the entrance to a Lowes looking at fucking nothing
>>223492890it's looking at the road
Anarcho + tyrannyHegelian dialectical synthesisHegel was an Illuminati magician
>>223492849It sounds weird to us because most of us have probably just had regular grocery store ham and butter with some generic bread. If you made this sandwich with a proper baguette, fresh butter made with real milk (not pasteurized), and quality smoked ham you'd probably have an orgasm.
>>223492909or it's just dry as hell and they didn't have no mustard back then
>>223492864It just needs to go down 5% so some karen ass politician can put it on their resume
>>223492907that's a fucking white pussy
what?? getting some poon is ILLEGAL now?? what the hell, this is FAGGOT anarcho-tyranny...
>>223492920Fresh bread isn't dry.
>>223492941looks pretty dry to me
>>223492950drier than your mom's loose cunt bro lmaaaaaaoooooooooo you're fucking lame
>>223492939looks bad for the firm if their lawyers are in public with mid hoes
>>223492950Maybe you're the one who's dry.
>>223492960but not employing the mid hoe?
>>223492941slop and more slop that's why I cook my own fucking food
>>223492960young mid pussy when you're 60 is 10/10 pussy
>>223492970this looks like pigslop
>>223492970this is just a worse hamburg
>>223492981Might be, patty melts can be made with beef or pork. Even lamb sometimes.
>>223492981>pigslop That's clearly beef, retard
>>223492988I fucking double dare you @ me again you fucking bitch I have a direct line of contact with the orange man in the white house and he will use the nuclear codes to nuke your ass to fucking oblivion so bring it on bitch
the korean economy is taking a historic shit and piss and cum all over itself. kpop goes the weasel.
>>223492987grilling your PB&J is always the way to do it
was 2017 a good year?
>>223492663Before or after I posted it
>>223493004why not have a grilled cheese??????????????
>>223492724most if deez aint even real sandwichcucumber sandwich isnt a sandwich
>>223493004Trvke. A panini press is essential if you're serious about making good sandwiches. Some of the fools ITT clearly aren't accustomed to the finer things in life and it shows.
>>223492774phwoar strong 8/10 kittingtonshire>>223492812
The woke Halo CE remake added the SMG which was not in Halo CE. Its first appearance was in Halo 2.
>>223493008before
>>223492920Fresh baguettes in France are good enough to eat plain with nothing on them, and also something slathered in a bunch of French butter is going to be rich and fatty, not dryBasically, the butter is taking the place of something like the mayonnaise on a BLT. Butter is probably less popular in the USA because it’s 55% non-White and lactose intolerant
>>223492812nota real sandwichjust cheese on toastwiv two bread slices put together>>223492834corr gud analysisdats why i prefer the syd period i finki was finkin' that piper at gates of dawn is probably as noisy, or at least almost, as velvet underground at time. but dey never get like noted for diss chaotic noise in same way velvets do
>>223493015They are all real sandwiches, you are just insane.
>>223493032again thank fuck im a metroid fan and not a halo fan
>>223492939She is a child you sick fuck, a 29teen year old CHILD groomed by that 40 year old
>>223492849just not a real sandwich isitjust made.up>>223492873music has always big genre turnovers. genres fads only last like few years den next comes along. been happening since.beginning of rock n roll
>>223492724Can I get uhhh bacon egg and cheese, Italian sub, fried chicken sandwich, meatball sub, gyro, patty melt, jambon beurre, and a cucumber tea
>>223493032This reminded me I need to play Halo Wars again. God I love that game
>>223492877yes several bowie composed songs are directly constructed on kraftwerk song templatesfor examplered sails on lodgerfuntime on the idiotboth directly lifted from pre-existin' krautrock songs lilac engel and sum harmonia song for red sails forget the namecant rember if ders anudda bowie song like that off top of head
If a bitch won't get naked for me I got no use for her
>>223493046Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/I7e1RUXUx7o
>>223492885not a sandwich>>223492909stop diss ass banterbums are for pooing
>>223492939seems silly to me but embarassing for two adultstosit like dat in public so i approve>>223492970looks like my last pooingtonshire-under-naze
>>223492724I'd have all of them expect 24 (had it enough), 31 (with jews you lose), 35 (boring), and 39
>>223493070/cum/ing right up. These are actually quite nice to have on a really hot day if you're eating outside.
>>223492987diss wun looks pike camenout of.elton johns asshole>>223493016not a fuggin sandwichholy shidd nibba>>223493047well dat defo isnt a sandwich
>>223493070yeh like 99% deez not sandwichesa gyro is a fuggin kebab>>223493115nibba just eat an ice cream like.normal persom
>>223493108Bologna seems to be a nostalgic preference, I'm not partial to it as I didn't eat it as a kid. But I did grow up with liverwurst and still eat it somewhat regularly. Wursts and pates are very underrated IMO.
Lol look at this town near me, why would you need so many on one road?
>>223493080i dont click youtube lunks, catyank>>223493032phwoar diss kittingtonshire reminds me of the tv scene wiv.bowie in man who fell to earf, also related to his song tvc15 on station to station, tvc15 meaning a 15 channel tv i finksummat to dk wiv tvs amyway
My tiktok algorithm is in a very weird spot right now. It's basically 50/50 to be a half naked black girl or a white supremacist video
>>223493132crime ridden shithole or someone very important/something very important is located in that area.
>>223493132LMAO
>>223493128well dats defo.not a sandwicspreading pate on bread is not a sandwich
>>223493148I will rek u cunt I swer on me mum's life
atleast UK doesn't have school shootins and what nut
gay sex with women
>>223493115When I was growing up, the church near my family’s summer house used to put on these afternoon tea events at which they’d serve cucumber sandwiches, among other things
Love a bitch that smacks her own ass
>>223493188they have school molestations
https://rumble.com/v7dgips-what-the-fck-is-going-on...htmlWTF LOL
>>223493198It is considered a classic and more high-brow thing to serve, pretty much an exclusively white meal.
I weilll piiisss and shiiiieet on you https://youtu.be/hXSImqV5Ios?si=3Q19TZZkpwETBJ3C
Sir a second nosering just hit the cock
>>223493214sexo
>>223493188Getting stabbed and raped is such a good tradeoff for tax profit margins
Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun is the only Pink Floyd song that has all five members of the band. It was recorded in a transitional period when Syd Barrett was on his way out and David Gilmoure was coming in.
Pink Floyd mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDoK1Hbk0SI
>>223492609
>>223493330upper midwesterners are pretty kindwe tolerate all kinds of niggotry
I left a pen in one of my pockets and it exploded on my work shirts in the wash
>>223493330unfortunately not true, west coast is one of the fake nicest places on earth
Not a big fan of a ton of toppings on my hawt doog. Mustard or ketchup and hotsauce will do.
>>223493360Your washing machine is probably fucked too, better run a few cycles with just some white t-shirt or towel in it to make sure there's no more ink left in there to ruin future clothes.I left a jolly rancher in my pocket as a kid and it made everything sticky as fuck.
>>223493353you write like a woman
>>>/s4s/13093175Made one
>>223493402nigga fucking kys holy shit
>>223493402YWNBJ
Is this an allegory for going out in public as a troonhttps://youtu.be/blqoTIoq_8I
Ate spicy chicken today and had a vanilla shake
2hollis? ya dat my wigga fr
>>223493377
I'm literally him except I play mtg instead of runey and I read slice of life instead of isekai thoughever
>>223493460You are who
>>223493452
>>223493460are you the bc fag who lives with his mom
>>223493402gock > bock
>>223493480He goes to anime conventions with his mommy and buys porn in front of her what a freak
>>223493480no
Monster rancher mogged pokemon and digimon because you could make pixies eat apple cakes and turn them into slampigs
The Halo CE remake ruined the aesthetics of Forerunner structures. In original Halo CE they were made of stone and concrete and they had intricate patterns carved in them. It looked very ancient and cool. The remake made it all generic metal structures and it looks ugly.
mexicans are fat idiots
>>223493497
>>223493495I hate everything about ce remakes aesthetics especially what they did to the elites
>>223493507i'm white... and thin
unpopular opinion maybe, but ribeye steaks you can cook medium well and they're still amazing.
drinking milk
>>223493560She probably had to settle with someone very ugly because of her nose
>>223493442LMAOOOO
I wish I could post from my laptop I hate being stuck using my phone
>>223493587Nobody is forcing you to post.
the older i get, the less i hate americansnever "like", just less hate
>>223493593I am. I told anon if he doesn't post enough I'm going to spank him.
self-hatred is cringe and trans-coded
>>223493593This is my only outlet and a major source of entertainment
>>223492864Unless they're driving a specific vehicle LE knows about and have told the cameras to watch for and generate notifications when spotted, a Flock camera basically does fucking nothing all day other than break down when damp. A detective MIGHT get into the logs and submit a query to see which cameras have spotted a plate, but that's all history, not reliable, and requires several levels of justification just to look at. Flock camera hysteria is a psyop to distract you from what LE actually uses to track retards: social media sites. The number of fucking scumbag morons self-reporting crimes on faceberg and instagoy is frankly incredible.t. dispatch
imagine you're an immortal vampire but you're still an incel and you turned 1000 years old with your v card intact
>>223493649what no pussy does to a mf
When my parents were in their ugly fighting phase of getting divorced i was staying with my mom. One night she was super drunk and told me she seriously considered drowning me in the tub when i was a baby. I dont think she remembers saying that and it was years ago but i still think about it sometimes.
my mattress has several cum stains
>>223493660She should have drowned your nazi chud ass
>>223493667My bed sheet is covered in blood stains from when I had back surgery years ago
y'all tryna get me hard or what
moving to the holler
>>223493687my pillow is covered in blood stains from all the acne
>>223493698Sad that this is really happening somewhere in America
we only call them horses because other people doi'm going to call them schpluntak instead
>>223493634>t. dispatchare you a fat and cranky black woman?
I'm not transgender, I just want to be an impossibly cute anime girl who is partnered with another impossibly cute (but in a different way) anime girl.
>>223493725That's called being extremely straight
wish I had some chocolate...
>>223493734atlanta is cheap.
>>223493718No I'm the obligatory scrawny white guy with a DJ voice.My office does have a fat sheboon though, she is a nuisance to be around and provides horrible public service to people who call us.
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve
>>223493737I mean actual chocolate not smelly negroids.
i'm depressed
>>223493768Call your depression a nigger and tell it to pound sand. Out loud. You have better things to do than listen to that faggot.
>>223492939Canoodle is a ridiculous word.
ASAC Schroeder
I wish I lived more when I was normal now I'm stuck with a mental illness for the rest of my dogshit chud life
>>223493824You were always mentally ill, that's why you never lived a normal life.
>>223493857Ok but now my mental illness causes me to suffer all day
cubans are horrible people
Guatemalans are the whitests and best latinx
You're on potato duty today
Cum is dead
>>223492609the music artist nikki and the dove is so sexy holy shit
>>223493956cum has sperm tho. so technically not dead
>>223493862What s your mental illness, being a loser? Lol grow up
hi I love king of the hill, what cartoons should I watch? I also watched scott pilgrim
>>223493725Jason-esque
>>223493989rick and morty
>>223493989beavis and butthead
>>223493989Brickleberry
>>223494024>rick and mortylmao are you in 2015?
Im canadian
>>223494040it's 2026, dummy
Im from Winnipeg you idiot
How does one progress in life? Seems like a myth
I've noticed lack of energy in general lately, a lack of enthusiasm. I think we can do better moving forward.
fuck the midwest
>>223494104>we can do better moving forward.I will not take part in this sickening office parlance
>>223494101Life is an RPG and I fucked up my build
I am full
>>223494104>I think we can do better moving forward.no I refuse progress. Progress is GAY
>>223494122Of cum LOL
>>223494140off cum
>>223494116I dumped too many points early on into agility and perception, and not enough into charisma
cleaning old apartment. i have learned something about cleaning products. if you have some spot of encrusted grease and dirt underneath your stove, for example, there is one product that actually works without being so aggressive it wrecks the surface you're trying to clean in addition to the dirt. it's called spray nine. i don't know why it's so much better than everything else. you can wash painted walls with it and the paint remains fine.
>>223494104We need Zoom Zoom back
>>223494159eh perception can be useful, don't you want more AP?
Fuuuuuuuck cheetah was sexyhttps://youtu.be/eHuci2LUHPA?si=HY54lwBggkTqsOtV
>>223494179There's no ap meter irl
Kino casino was not good tonight just more Jeremy from the quartering slop
>>223494170I use this little known substance called soap. It's great
>>223494179agility determines AP thoever
>>223494231In fallout 3 I got all special up to 9 pretty cool
the economy needs more streamers and content creators
goodnight
>>223494220soap doesn't remotely compare
Im a big fan of penguins
corr just did a pooey brapppropa delectible dat wun>>223494122you atole my kittingtonshire
My irl build >8 perception>7 int>10 agility >0 luck >3 endurance >6 strength >0 willpower
War started up again
is this true?
>>223494270Works for me Though more often i just use basic bleach spray
binge watching star trek tng
Zoom Zoom is BACKTime to get this thread poppin'
>>223494344I'm going to hit on a cute Jeeta tomorrow
what's poppin gamers?
>>223494391cheetah in GTA V gets my dick wet
>>223494391Killer7 is a kino game, NOLF is kino too
GARN GO FOR A WHIRLWIV THE JEETAN GIRLMY FEET CANT STAHP DAEIN' THE JEETAN HOPJEET-HANDSJEET-HANDS1-2-3-4ALL THE JEETANS PLOP SUM MORE4-5-6-7SEND THEIR POORY HANDS TO HEAVEN
>>223494391>>223494397Divines bless you. May the ground you walk quake as you pass.
He rights. France = socialist shithole and M*cron who pretends to be liberal is actualy the most socialist President we ever had.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZJn9mqrG-Q
New law idea, every person is legally obligated to praise me and every woman has to have sex with me when I want If you vote for me, I'll make this law
had to throw a dead cat down the compactor at work
>>223494506Why are you killing cats at work
>>223494506*got to
i was just a marine when the chief said he was only going out for an overshield. he never came back. i knew then: "you're the man of the warthog now."
I'm a serious adult. When I get home from work I sit in a chair staring at a blank wall while doing mature activities like taxes and laundry and checking the old 401kCan't believe there are grown adults that busy themselves with juvenile trash like videogames
>>223494484Counter offer, this law but for me instead of you
gooned so hard now i need to eat
>>223494515guy has it.
chicken tenders and potato wedges
I did 20 fucking years
They don't put hot pockets in crisping sleeves anymore. Fuckers
>>223494726every time I would cook a hot pocket in a microwave, there'd be one part of it that's rock solid and another part that's soggy mushhappened with some other stuff I'd microwave tooeventually I just stopped using them and now I don't own a microwave at all
>>223494784How do you reheat leftovers?
I choose to rub my dick, not because it is easy, but because it is hard
Best of CoreyPut it in a book thats a story
hot pockets do seem like they'd be better in a toaster oven
Imagine sticking your PP in a hot pocket
>>223494815I don't ever have anyI always cook just the right amount the first time, every time
>>223494866>>223494879What about a tranny’s rot pocket
What about hot gockets
>>223495019Massive fat fingers typed this post
Nice little documentary from the 1970shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KShGJlqaH2Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88nXPY8F7W4
I'm part of the underclass of people whose phone chargers only work at a certain angle
>>223495203ktim
>>223495203My phone started doing this recently. Using a different charger doesn't work either; the problem lies w/ the charging port. I tried cleaning it with a safety pin but there was nothing inside. Someone suggested I try dribbling a tiny bit of high-percentage rubbing alcohol in it to dissolve any dirt -- if that doesn't work I guess it'll be time to get a new phone. Either this month or next my phone will be just paid off, too. Why these things seem to last exactly two years (the length of a mobile contract in Canada) is an enigma.
What would you do if one day your wife started walking like tommy pickles and weared diapies
I should become a biohacker and start sowing electronics into my body
thread just died
>>223495078How about an FtM’s rot gocket
>>223495252Try motorola phones. They're immortal in my experience.
>>223495252This has never happened with any of my iPhones
You guys are boring as fuckwheres zoom zoom
>>223495408Hmmmm well in relation to Motorola, they do have a Flip series. I've got the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip6 which I really like.
>>223495408They make peak incelphones, bad cameras but everything else is perfect
If Rosa Parks tried that shit on my buss I'd slam the nigger bitch straight out
>>223495408i had one motorola and it shit the bed. samsung has been unbeatable in my experience. my s20 even survived being bent in a car crash with a faggot deer
I have the utmost respect for the flag and the citizens of the United States of America
>>223495451
I use a $30 phone I got off tracfone like a year ago. Works superbly
Why am I still range banned
>>223495462And it's only going to go higher
>>223495445>bad camerasOh fuck forget it then. Samsung are known for their bad cameras but the current phone I have (the Samsung Flip6) has been like the first Samsung phone I've owned w/ a decent camera, so if Samsung have figured their shit out whilst Motorola haven't then fuck it.>>223495462I don't.
Samsung has had the best cameras for like the past 5 years
>>223495482Well the cheap ones at least. They probably have nonincelphones at your price point if you're looking at foldables
I managed to get some really good photos of the Northern Lights w/ my Samsung Flip6 about two years ago when we had that massive solar storm. Couldn't have done that w/ my previous Flip4.>>223495514What is an incelphone?
I don't care about camera quality i don't take pictures
>>223495482>a fucking leaf
>talking about fucking PHONESzoomer power hour
>>223495546you should take pictures what if you need a photo one day to show your grandkids
>>223495553'tis more of a boomer thing I think actually.
>>223495451Try that in a small town, Rosa!!
>>223495573I will never have sex
>>223495451OFF THE BUS
The older i get the more i trust my intuition and gut. Sometimes your subconscious knows better
Thank you, come again
Face reveal.
What the helly I was just watching a food show interviewing some guys in charge of a pizzeria in New Jersey, and they were doing the whole Italian-American thing, but then I checked their names in the description and they were Ashkenazi…
>>223495627grimace ass lookin nigga
>>223495627Colonoscopy footage?
>>223495627>>223495639
I AM THE TURD BURLGAR I STEAL TURDS FROM THE RICH & GIVE THEM TO THE POOR
>>223495527Phone for incels. Call quality? Camera? What's that? I want battery screen and good fingerprint detector
>>223495675wow I bet the poors appreciate that (jeet edition)
>>223495627lol
>>223495822>>223495822New
