sing a song edishprevious: >>223495822
So razzmatazz + izzat= rizz?
23, turning 24 in November No hugsNo kissesNo relationshipsNo sex It’s over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK
why do normies have so much sex?
Pretty funny that a town in Spain was overrun by illegal Moroccan immigrants today after all those anti-tourist/pro-immigrant protests in Spain lately
>>223506982That'd be him
>>223507135fuck yeah
>>223507134Same but turning 44
>>223507161SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>223507141Ask and ye shall receive
the so called crack “epidemic” was actual a civil rights landmark. cocaine to that point was a white mans party drug for models, rockstars, stock brokers, and yuppies which all at once became attainable to even the most destitute negro
Kick in the door wavin the 4 4All you hear is Papa don't hit me no more
>>223507141The spanish deserve everything rotten that comes to them. All of the haughtiness of italians with none of the culture
>>223507185I'm pretty sure crack is actually the "safest" way to ingest cocaine, in that it doesn't destroy your nasal cavity and sinuses
>>223507141How did they know they're Moroccan and not just a bunch of locals
The moon did not split in twoThe Sun and the Moon are not smaller than all the starsThe stars at not lamps to be thrown at devilsThere is no firmament you can pluck them fromThe sun doesn’t set in a muddy pondBirds did not dive-bomb elephantsSemen does not come from between the backbone and the rib
I always schedule emails to send because actually sending them myself is way too scary.
i will have another glass of wine now but then i make burgers in my kitchen. Like real selfmade burgers. And i will make a photo of the double cheese burger and post it here and i tell you that´s going to be a fine burger. But right now i will have another glass of wine.
>>223507185now everyone gets fentanyl and tranq
you ever look at a kid and know they're gonna grow up to be hot?
>>223507260Apparently the Moroccan government unleashed them on Spain because they don't want them either
Let's check with Bill Netard
>>223507290burgers go well with beer
From the last few years on /int/ I've gleaned that Spain is a liberal feminist... One doesn't want to use the word "shithole" but they're not leaving me many options
>>223507296No also I was very cute as a kid
>>223507141It’s funny because Moroccans literally have terms for criminals who go to Europe because they know they can get away with more.
The cock ring I ordered is coming in the mail today but my wife wont be ready for sex for another week. Hopefully this one doesn't choke the shit out of my dick
>>223507332Their PM is a faggot socialist soiboi
>>223507384>PMI thought they had a King
>>223507395His role is ceremonial like the Britcuck king
>>223507384He's very unpopular thougheverbeit. Mostly because they blame him for flooding
>>223507293sci-fi stories had to imagine weird synthetic drugs that would be so potent that it would be outright impossible for law enforcement to deal with it. instead, mexicans came up with a clever way to mix horse tranquilizer (I know that isn't tranq's namesake) with a bunch of other drugs and it's more desirable than any "safe" synthetic drug on the market
are nigerian-americans the asians of blacks?
>>223507117That would be rizzatmataz
incontinental breakfast
>>223507234I listened to that album a lot when it came out
>>223507460Yes.
Imma post it without context: does the kid in this scene
>>223507539Look like the kid in this scene
I mean, you can’t really blame the Spaniards for protesting the tourism industry. It increases costs of living, displaces native inhabitants via Airbnb’s, commodifies culture, brings in an influx of people who don’t speak your language or respect your customs, etc. That being said, being anti tourist and pro immigration is peak retardation
Jared Leto was in 30 seconds to mars? I genuinely just thought he was some random actor
>>223507539>>223507560Not really
What does "as above so below" really mean
>>223507460They also love to cry racism every time something doesn't go their way
Currently shitting my guts out
Jared Leto, the bizarre and rather mundane actor, was also the frontman for an extremely terrible "band" in the 2000s. Yes, that very same actor who is known for such roles as Joker and that guy who lost his arm in that movie about drugs, is also a shitty singer.
>>223507592Pollute the heavensInfect itWhere as bleow so above is about how the humble and miserable and soot incrusted coal miners are the ones going to the highest parts of heaven whereas trump will have his anus gaped by demons for all eternity
>>223507296When I was a boy I looked at myself and said "you are gonna be a stunner when you become of age" alas
>>223507459not really "desirable" but "addictive" and mixed into everything.>meth, cocaine and crack are easily cut with fent>even more likely with heroin, heroin is basically extinct in some places because it was entirely replaced by fent>if it's a counterfit pill, it's hilariously easy to cut with fent as well>drug distribution of anything powderized is contaminated with fentbasically, it's just everywhere now. we will never live in an era of clean street drugs ever again
>>223507619phwoarcorrphwooooaaaar
>>223507591But does it literally look like its the bird crab demon thing that is transforming and not the kid?This is the page before the two of them
For a general called /cum/ we spend an inordinate amount of time talking about /shit/.
>>223507633i liked dat songBURY ME BURY ME
Gamergate really just changed society as a whole didn't it
I don’t understand the appeal of Spain. Portugal is kinda cool I guess
>>223507725I dont even game and yes, it is affecting me
>>223507592Your soul is immortal, as you are on earth you shall be in heaven, of course it's all bullshit esoteric symbolism is literally if it looks cool it must be deep
>>223507725The american right had been feeling impotent since, i guess the civil war. The entire world tends to have this pulsating swing between left-right-left-right.
I would conservatively estimate that I've spent one million hours on this site
>>223507567just ban AirBnB to protect your domestic hotels, that would be a perfectly reasonable use of the government.
>>223507633Horrendous actor and singer but I still DONUT believe the allegations
*cracks can*Blood Omen 2 now that was a game
>>223507678The last panel of the 2nd image looks like the spider is shooting a giant laser
Why is everyone mentioning Jared Leto now
>>223507081thread theme:https://youtu.be/-UYgORr5Qhg?si=eer_CrTYdSv9cuu6
NebraskaMansion on the HillHighway PatrolmanJohnny 99Used CarsOpen All NightFather's HouseState TrooperAtlantic CityReason to BelievePHWOOOOOAARRRit is doneverily, sayeth
I think we can all finally agree that the internet has had an overall net negative effect on society
>>223507871he got accused of having sex wiv women who were fans of his rock band who in some places are legal age and some places not
I don't enjoy cooking at all and I make enough that ~$50 a day eating out isn't a big concern. It would be better if I had a girl to cook for me of course.
Weezer doesn't have very many good albums
Tally Hall has only a few good songs and the rest are actual gutter trash
>>223507939is Rivers Cuomo related to Chris Cuomo and Andrew Cuomo
>>223507939Yah like they should just stop making musicOpened Spotify a couple days ago and it teasered the “Gold” album release with two preview songs and they did NOT pop
>>223507935what was the point of getting a good job if you don't even have a girl?
conspicuous consumption is the reason we are in climate crisisOHH HURR DURR CAN JUST AFFORD TO LIKE USE NONREUSABLE PLASTICS AND THROW AWAY GARBAGE WHEREVER I WANT COZ I CAN AFFORD TO AND DONT CARE BOUT CONSEQUENCES
>Gutter trash.
>>223507979Hookers
>>223507979Life is about more than getting a girl
>>223507979So that I have money to spend on things that I enjoy.
>>223508018It literally isn't. Biologically, that's the only reason you're here.
Fuck I love chicken keema matar with smoked chili sauce, I literally can't get enough of it
>>223508038Biology doesn't have a purpose. It doesn't matter at all if you reproduce or not. You're like a redditor who treats science as some kind of dispassionate conscious being with ambitions.
>>223507961I love Banana Man
>>223507750this kinda explains NOTHING!
I'm more of a Moo Goo Gai Pan typa nigga.
>>223508100Nta but this is tranny and faggot ideology
>>223508100Nature has imperatives, that's why you get horny and want to fuck a girl
Anal prolapse Coded behavior
who ordered the pupu platter
>>223508026what kind of strange person doesn't enjoy cooking their favorite foods for themselves? must be a Gen Z thing.
>>223507810With pen it wont look as confusing
Aw hell na y'all got me fucked up
>>223508159It just doesn't interest me.
Personally I love cooking. I like cooking more than I like eating
americans see this guy and well up with rage. the tomato paste factory just got 100ft bigger
>>223508195Are you gay?
Cooking is an important form of expression and a useful way of showing someone how much you care about them
>>223508195I'll see you real soon. REAL soon.
>>223508221Is he the president of Haiti
>>223508232Of course not why would I fuck the mud cave of a man when women have perfectly good fountains >>223508247This poster is though
>>223508270he's president of Burkina Fatass o algo
>>223508283>women have perfectly good fountainsAre you implying you prefer women with penises? Kinda gay
Haiti doesn't have a president, they have a warlord
>>223508156No, it doesn't. You popping a boner is caused by a hormonal reaction. If your penis never so much as touches a molecule in your life it won't matter. You aren't some important lineage that is worth preserving and there isn't a species on earth with a 1:1 succesful pairing ratio unless you want to count some bugs that are born pregnant. You can chase pussy all you want but you're a 4chan loser so you have no hope of ever really competing.
there was a cool texas song on radio, it was some texas girl singing about texas man
>>223508316You just proved my point
>>223508283I'm gonna enjoy your screams when I break your forearm with that table leg.
>>223508321thats mah jahm
>>223508314um based?
>>223508361If it will end this stupidity faster, fine, you win.
>>223508418Yeah. It's kinda cool, his name is Barbecue and he eats people. Literally I'm not even joking
>>223508398Stop playing and drop the address
>>223508185Big fan of this art style
>>223508438wypipo no seezon dey pipo
Forgot to do the dishes award. Motherstein will NOT be happy
>>223508316To be clear this conversation was originally in reference to >>223507979 and the point was that getting pussy isn't the only way to feel like you made something out of life. I've had sex and it was fun and a mental morale boost, I learned to program and it became what I used to create all the projects in my life I've enjoyed making. If having sex with women is what you want life to be about, if that's your drive, do it. But it doesn't *have* to be.
>>223508518i can keep motherstein happy
>>223508535She's fat and gross
>Just go to therapy bro
Remembered I still need to wash my clothes gyat damnI’m already naked because it’s super hot today…good thing I live all by myself in this house for now because the landlords are rich enough they just don’t want to deal with looking for a tenant upstairsHope they’ll keep it that wayI’ll let my nut swang freely in the basement as I fill up the washing machine
>>223507117>>223507495rizzatmatizzat
>>223508435You’re overthinking
>>223508484isn't that horrifically insulting? do this at an italian place and the owner will bend you over and fuck you
>>223508518the great thing about living alone is you can do dishes whenever you want and no one bugs you about it. if i want to let them pile up for a week and have flies in the kitchen i can do that. honestly if you can't have a kitchen full of maggoty plates and scream the N-word at the top of your lungs any time you want, you're really not a free man.
>>223508582>italian>white
>>223508582Is they culture Timmy now go eat your white bread with butter on it
>>223508582>black people>lacking in manners>at a businessr e a l l y ?
>>223508628marge
Phonestein thinks its my birthday but its not, is this going to cause problems for me
>>223508484That's incredibly rude. If I am going to a restaurant, I am trusting the chef in his ability to cook. If you don't like it fuck off to another restaurant.>>223508582It is, and it's so strange how black people think this some kind of cute behavior. They are convinced that lathering something with 10 pounds of seasoning is considered cooking
>>223508629Don't fucking start.
>>223508632I feel like Africans would have the same response to some white guy like wiping seasoning off with napkins
>>223508120Do good things on earth and good things will happen to you in the afterlife, do bad things on earth and bad things will happen to you in the afterlife
>>223507332People used to LARP that Spain was trad but they are one of the most far left countries with the arguably the most Feminist society
Why do black Americans often make this exact noise when they’re excitedhttps://voca.ro/1iHAhTmKhWgm
>>223508582no man who cooks is fucking anything without respectfully asking for consent first
>>223507424Ackchually the king was the one who intervened to allow that infinity illegals law being passed as a royal decree because it wouldn't pass normally
I keep pissing myself. It's like there's a little bit saved every time I go pee pee and it leaks
I feel vindicated in my posts yesterday about not wanting to visit Spain. At least the UK has historical buildings to look at. Spain has uhhh, chorizos?
>>223508221It's been hilarious seeing the tankies worship this guy and completely ignore his good relationship with Israel
>>223508727Do Kegel exercises you have a weak pelvic floor
>>223508679The perfect equivalent is dabbing the grease off your pizza before eating it. Please do not do this by the way
>>223508771>Spain doesn't have historical buildings o algoAs much as I enjoy making fun of Ethpanya this doesn't make sense
Barthelona
>>223508824I think Spain and Portugal are full of weird vestiges from Romans and Islamic warlords, it's like a time capsule in some places.
Importanthttps://voca.ro/1iEADNzwxmsBMessed it up tho
You guys really can't go one thread without having an unprompted meltdown about niggers can you. There is everything else in the universe to talk but it all comes back to nignogs in your minds. inb4 I get called brown for pointing out you're actually obsessed. I'm starting to think some of you are self loathing moon crickets like that one Canadian pajeet.
Spain Spanish sounds so annoying like it’s without a doubt the ugliest variant of Spanish
It should be noted I don't visit any links to weird shit like vocaroo ever, you are wasting your time posting them.Also posting links to Youtube Shorts should be a bannable offense.
>>223508925This also catbox but only one pedo posts those
>>223508906>if you make fun of nogs or jeets you are one or algoOr... maybe we just don't like them?
She puke lime yoghurt all over my dick yeughh
>>223508925https://voca.ro/1jCsNzdAr9AN
>>223508771As someone who lives in California, I feel I'm not missing anything by never going to Spain. Brown people? Got that hereSpanish being spoken everywhere? Got that hereSpanish style buildings? Got that hereDesert temperature? Got that hereBeaches? Got that here
Wassup dudeshttps://youtu.be/E5yHOZ4T7DA
>>223508851They shouldove all Europeans to other countries and then Europe into one big giant archeological excavation site
What would the world look like if the America’s were truly uninhabited? No native Americans whatsoever
>>223508906Redditors share your disposition but more abstractly, they take any discussion of any misfortune that's befallen anyone at any place and time to actually be an admission of personal moral failure. A complaint about anything will elicit this response from the redditor, no matter the gravity. I think Redditors themselves might actually be prejudiced, and thus, they come to see prejudice everywhere even where it isn't. Their pre-rational hatred and aversion to [the outgroup] runs unchecked and operative in their minds and they simultaneously believe themselves free from this even being possible due to their ideology's axioms.
I'm gonna cry real good and hard over the long weekend.
What you doing in /cum/ on a thursday afternoon
>>223508907you've never heard Central American Spanish, then. it's like listening to two chickens fighting.
>>223509324Posting from work because actually trying at your job is gay.
I'm sleepy.
The most annoying part of the internet today, is how if you state you don't like a particular group, people accuse you of secretly wanting to sleep with them.
Got a gay sticker on my trashcan saying it was too close to the mailbox
>>223509429The America gods have blessed me. I go to pick up my gun after work and all of a sudden out of nowhere a Co worker brought me a hamburger. I've never felt so american
>>223509492AmMOOsing picture
My kitty cat sleeps a lot.
When beer runs down the front of my back, that my friends is quite yucky
>>223509592>the front of my back??and also how does this even happen
>>223509324https://voca.ro/13k11ZwS0cwu
>>223509324Busted a nut i was saving all week only to discover its thursdayBout to start up three tamagotchis at once
americans are so annoying theyll really just talk to you in public for no reason. like bro go away what
>>223509639Canadians are autistic and don’t understand small talk
i'm a stupid fucking jew and i don't deserve to live
Which is sexiest in your opinion? For me it's b
USA more like USexA
>>223509686A and iI have a thing for slender feet and long toes
>>223509692You're quite the eccentric.Do you ever get any chance to meet the mid and uninteresting latin women of your dreams all the way over in the middle east?
>>223509665small talk is abnormal human behaviour.
>>223509639Americans be like PAM PA RAM
>>223509824Small talk builds a high trust society
Last minute changes to my schedule and people being crappy planners drives me up the fucking wall
>>223509935northern europe and east asia are high trust. americans are abnormal.
>>223509824Half of the world and the southern half of Europe disagrees >>223509935This, it’s fun to relate to with a stranger over a shared experience
>have to wear headphones all day for work>100+ degrees outside all week>aircon is dying>end up sweating in to my headphones all day>taking them off today>catch a whiff of pure vinegar and ass
>>223509991At least you know what you’ve done at the end of your day
Just baked a pizza.
The ugliest Spanish is cuban
>>223509184Got his ass
America has never been a high trust society, the reason that everyone is obsessed with guns is because no one has ever trusted anyone else, even in the "good old days" that the larpers want to bring back people holed up inside their picket fences, america is a low trust schizo paranoia society with no sense of community
>>223510010Italians will unironically eat this and then have a heart attack over pineapplesHate those niggas
>>223509750>AI slop
why do somalians have that "look"? such an ugly race
>>223510038Picket fence suburbia and the destruction of communities came like 200 years after 2A was drafted, the latter primarily being about the formation of militias, rather than personal protection
>>223510090Inbred niggers
trash pandadanger noodle
Gonna start reading "bowling alone"
>>223510151Gonna start not caring
>>223510151How about bowling for soup
>>223510129does inbreeding really create ugly humans? i thought it just decreased iq and increased cancer rates.
>>223510038>the reason that everyone is obsessed with gunsLiterally everyone in the entire world used to carry a gun, swords even, they called them pocket pistols>america is a low trust schizo paranoia society with no sense of communityLetting your kids roam outside is the definition of high trustThe Japanese kid on the train alone is basically a symbol meaning "HTS"
>>223510183Idk i only know I really really really REALLY do not like SomaliansThey make my blood boil
>>223510183Does fire produce smoke? I thought it was just heat and light
>>223510163Wow Fk, I can't believe you would betray me like this. After everything we've been through, you and I.
>>223510226that analogy doesnt even make sense bud youre brown
>>223510151Do you actually get the real books or do you have to sulkingly make do with a pdf reader
>>223510090They’re not Bantu, like most Africans. They’re basically a mix of Arabs and ancient East African phenotypes. Another place with unusual looking pre Bantu invasion remnant populations is South Africa; think of how some of them look a little Chinese
>>223510038That's the price of freedom and keeping the marketplace of ideas open. Our society is not built around trust but around giving factions enough power to have a voice but not enough power to "win" and kill all other factions. The end result is that we talk a lot, which is great when you compare that to Haiti where they don't talk as much as they just kill each other
>>223510213i dont think anyone likes somalians not even other africans
>>223510282Speak a little Chinese for em, Derek…
>>223510260Why does it not make sense to you
>>223510263
>>223510194>Literally everyone in the entire world used to carry a gunYou are actually an uneducated rube if you think this, nearly ever society since the start has cracked down on weapon ownership, even most "wild west" towns had strict gun control laws>swordslmao yeah you are fucking retarded
>>223510183Inbreeding in certain European royal families resulted in weird-looking physical characteristics like the infamous “Habsburg jaw”
>>223510282its probably the arab dna. they look like jeets with lightskin often times. they dont look chinese though
cumtown fans are the american manifestation of cockwombles
When you've been left behind so many times, you'll eventually begin to preemptively leave yourself behind.
>>223510335lush
>>223510335miller grove ahh cat
>>223510351In this kid's story, why was the main character carrying these? Was the author an uneducated rube?
>>223510365ive heard of the habsburg in spain but i dont think brits were ever inbred
>>223510351Wrong. It used to be that kings would mandate every able-bodied man be armed, so that his subjects could be raised as levies. Switzerland basically still uses this model. The powers that be only start disarming the people when they feel that potential domestic threats to their power overshadow the threat of foreign states. Example from England:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assize_of_Arms_of_1181
AI was a mistakeThe internet was a mistakeComputers were a mistake Radio was a mistake The telegraph was a mistakeThe printing press might have been a mistake
>>223510256I mean I love you but books are boring and we’ve set that boundary right from the start
>>223509139Global population would be lower because nobody would have domesticated potatoes and corn
>>223510256He's a porn addict
>>223510510((((((Gutenberg))))))))
>>223510335Based normal cat
>>223510491Right now go educate yourself and learn what percent of the population was considered freemen
Irish women are so hot.
>>223510571Fremen like the spice niggas on arakis
>>223510592Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>223510365There's a Hapsburg alive today and he looks more like the people on the right.
>>223510592I was going through the TV channels a while ago and then I saw this British gardening show on home and garden TV and the host was Irish and she wore sandals and they had this close-up shot of her toes as she pushed a shovel into the ground. That was nice. Also she was very hot and redheaded.
>>223510491Your mom has an ass the size of an arm
sonic is like i gotta go fast but when my grandmas is driving her car its like i gotta go slow!
>>223510601Yes, my penis has proven this conclusion.
>>223510571What percentage of people are named Morgan Freeman
>>223510625I think Ireland should mass produce Irish women with new age technology.
>>223510620Their weird birth defect appears to have stopped showing up after they stopped marrying their cousin-nieces ten generations in a row, such that they had a closer genetic similarity than siblings
what about morgan BEEman and he stars in the Bee Movie?
It's absolutely insane to me that the Anatomical Theatre at the University of Virginia was torn down in 1939. A priceless Jefferson design destroyed for no reason
Italian women are a very spicy meatball *chef's kiss*
>>223510770I can attest to that
I forgot how much these lil niggas poop
What about Eminem but he’s Marshall MathersEver noticed how they look like identical twins
sex and violence
>>223510770italian women are too emotional i almost made this girl cry once
I always septuple masked so I wouldn't kill granny and you SCIENCE DENIERS wouldn't even wear a bandana across your face smdh
Whenever i see the girl I like I avert my eyes, she probably thinks I hate her
>>223510770My culture isn't your goon fuel
>>223510902Mr FauciGive us vaccines
not a jew but israel should own the arab world
soup burger
There should be a whole thread of ethnic Dane DeHaan lookalikes
>>223510917why do you avert your eyes?
>>223510954imagine all jews dead and all muzzies dead and nobody cares about the middle east anymore cept for oil companies.IMAGINE
>>223510902As the number of masks increases the closer to 100 percent effiency but never reaching 100
>>223511017a world without semites or indians....
>>223510864Awww ur mean>>223510943Not gooning. Romance! Love!
>>223511055heaven on earth
>>223510954Wrong, saudi arabia should own the arab world
the day of imminent impending doom
>>223511013Scared of ppl
Sometimes I put ketchup in my cheeseburger macaroni hamburger helperIts ok
>>223511087arabs should be israeli slaves
>>223509692ai ahh image file
Fauci is just defending himself from a lite-fascist regime
So Spain’s highest court ruled that if migrants arrive by sea they can’t just be sent back right away and instantly 3000 Shartroccans hop in the ocean and try to swim over wowAbsolutely crazy
>>223511105Wrong
>>223511017You'd still be a big fat fuckin loser and youd just start blaming mormons or the irish for all your failures
smells jewy in here
Who wants a kiss
>>223511059>Romance! Love!Staposto accussì, very well
>>223511107aiahh?
>>223511125A lot of antisemitism comes from jealousy. Correct for that and is there still a case for antisemitism? The answer is yes
tall white girls that eat fibre
How do I get water out of my ear
BILLY! GOD DAMMIT! YOU LET ANOTHER 539 IN HERE! GET BACK TO THE DOOR YA MOOK
>>223511172cut 'em off with a dull knife
>>223511172Qtip, homeskillet
>>223511162Not what i said at all but ok
Spain will make stupid laws like that and Europoors will still blame America for europes migrants
I wish I owned an EV
Wish I owned anything
>>223511172Bendy straw!
I'll give it to that 539, he always posts top tier women
Boutta pop the clothes in the dryer if anyone cares
Every day I remind myself that I will never have sex
>>223511422Not with that attitude you wont
I'm basically Finnish in a Brazilian body, god made a mix up when I was born, it was supposed to be Finland not Brazil
Most of us just won't make. Most of us just gotta fake it
>>223511507That's what zoomers do
texmex
>>223511442You are Brownzilian
>>223511579Yum
>>223511579Chipottle
>>223511579Did you know fajitas are tex mex?
Chicken vegetas
The upfront costs of everything are too prohibitive
Andy Samberg
>>223511725People say I look like him or the guy from the Bear. It's their nice way of saying I have a huge nose
>>223511739Big nose means big penis
>>223511602taco bell because its cheap
>>223511766You don't need a big penis, you just need to not have a small penis
NEW>>223511792
>>223511766Ain't dat the troof
