Friday night pre-drinks edition
it not right
he looks like a successful young man
>>223540106thought that was rory stewart for a second
>>223540106sex with aethiop girls
fuck off i had a great new i was about to make
currently asking chatgpt how to flirt
>>223540229Then you realize """he""""s 1.5 meters tall, lmao
>>223540106
'ysa 'iu
might eat an entire tub of m&s double chocolate mini bites
would prefer the other thread but oh well
x
>>223540265basically the same as banter except with heavy innuendo
>>223540280has to be done
im a tired little filly
>>223540299love me a bottom heavy fractionthey look better in bikinis than top heavy fractions
can't stop pooing
>>223540299>Turkey
im fine
am drunk
>>223540278want to eat her guido pussy and arsehole
cryptic bender hour
>>223540355:)
this is now a "soft drink" edition of /brit/i have changed the editionyou can do this and it is allowed
>>223540280got some snowballs and flapjacks in cupboard. nice treat after my marmite macaroni cheese
>>223540369that not allowed ok
Fart filter panties. I do NOT want Emma Watson to wear these when I sniff her ass.
fucking sick to the bastard cunt back teeth of fucking recruitersapplied directly to a company's website for a job that would've been absolutely perfect, got an email back for an "initial phone call" wuith someone who wasn't the person sending the email which sent alarm bells ringing, he calls and my heart is sinking when it's blatantly obvious this cunt hasn't the faintest clue what i'm talking about and is just "haha yeah that's fab mate cheers"ing his way through+get these deano pricks out of my field PLEASE
going to get drunkerthis vodka is really moreish
>>223540369i second that motion
>>223540389aryan beast
eating food now
>>223540378I Iike marmite but I'm not sure it belongs in a pasta dish
>>223540363
emanating out waves of my wotanic stench
Having a bath team
>>223540299Thanks, lad. I try my best with my edishes.
>>223540313it makes me cringe and i just assume it would to anyone i try it on
/brit/ grime collective
>>223540391Forgot pic like a mong
bring back white ubereats delivery drivers
>>223540406bizarre and unsettling lie
I live for this shit
>>223540428I'd do that job but I'm a bit too rapey
just ground some beef
>cryptic bender hour
ATTENTIONThis is your daily reminder that the oldest Norman castle in England was built in 1050 AD, a generation before the Battle of Hastings.
>>223540392hate them, they don't ever know wtf they're on about
>>223540414xx
yhe fvckin binble
>>223540427smelly gas goes into her bum and fresh air comes out her tuppence? confusing diagram
>>223540299would eat her shit
>>223540456FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKING PRICK FAGGOTM I N C EIT'S FUCKING MINCE YOU UTTER CUNT
>>223540456fantastic enjoy king I had some earlier
in that heavy breathing stage of drunkeness
>>223540412omg but that means you're naked *blushes*
The first July hunger games is starting tonight. Name your tributes to competehttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/reaping.phpAs always, submissions with an image and name will take priority. Previous winners (https://i.postimg.cc/gcTDD0NF/Winners.jpg) are barred from entering* (*with the occasional exception)
>>223540459thankfully this insensitive episode has been removed from streaming services
>>223540412Do you wash your cock
>>223540490Old wanker
genuinely going to start smashing cunts heads in if you utter cunts act out
>>223540496interesting, if true
>>223540462looks like a pile of rocks
>>223540459appreciated this post
as a blackcel where can I find proper english roses >>223539092 ? please and thanks
>>223540490angry monkey
>>223540508you need some ground beef in your system, good for your strength
great just lost £50 on blackjack
>>223540508I'll gut you cunt
Get the fucking vocaros posted
>>223540490Woman aged 30-35
>>223540490The Headington Shark
knocked someone out today
>>223540490Dr House
https://voca.ro/1lynMoKR31Mp
Information please.
post the webmyou know the one
rorkes mum getting an asbo
>>223540490Katy Perry
>>223540539post address you little incel faggot cunt I'll crack your teeth
>>223540490Deccers
>>223540412pic?
>>223540578alri woman aged 30-35 lad
>arsenal still think they're signing viniscr
>>22354060310 downing street, westminster, let's ave it you cunt
>>223540597
>>223540556https://voca.ro/1eXPe75iuWi7
>>223540578theres a teenager and his mate i've seen leaning on my car twice now, told them before. If i see them again i am going to go outside and severely assault two children
https://voca.ro/1bAH4u2Knrzn
Just had an unbelievable walkSat here giggling to myself
>>223540490HP Baxxter
>>223540660'
on a two poo a day schedule at the momentone in the morning and one in the eveningits not right
>>223540660Hose them down like cats
>>223540490catberg
>>223540662sc
>>223540490My cat
>>223540490Joshua Kerry
got the beastie boys on
>>223540507this looks like that scene from 'a dark song'
>>223540637name is andy? you're finished cunt. 20 minutes.
>>223540490puppina
>>223540642>>223540655Wish I looked like them
>>223540490Marc Cucurella
Our ancestors shagged Neanderthal pussy.
nigga name is andy
might shave me arse
>>223540755shriek
>>223540717id fucking rape it
>>223540738I wish you did too x
>>223540745them oirish lads will shag anyting begorrah
doing the flintstone flop at 9999999999999mph
scrm these are some good tributes
>>223540778shit scream
>>223540490Henry Nowak
I'm in your walls
hairdresser had to cancel our appointment because her mum diedfucking bitch
>>223540755Send it to Viz for 'Up the Arse Corner'
*does the cow dance at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002pmh*
going to get a wolf cut next weeksick of my hair being unkempt
blackstreet no diggity, big tune
>>223540764
if you were a black guy you'd shag white women all the time wouldnt you
>>223540816lovely quorn donner kebab x
>>223540490Rory Stewart
>>223540490kaitviolet
>>223540796he looks like that one kid in the school football team who's alright but thinks he's ronaldo, white boots and slick hair, only he runs like max wall
>>223540490Jeremy Bentham
poo ROOOOOOOOOOAR
>>223540490Pope Gregory IX
https://voca.ro/17E6fwabVcsj
>>223540814Hello, Wolf
>>223540490neoliberal mold
>>223540764SIR Andy.
>>223540490matgeeken
>>223540811if you do that diddley dee for meI'll do that diddley doo for moo
>>223540490Emma Watson
tomorrow I will die
>>223540861Information please.
wish i had nice hair
yhe bin-
>>223540883I'm bald
>>223540490australian legend gout gout
hunger games lad has just buggered off with all our pics
Piehead has over 60+ tabs of old /Brit/ threads that have archived open in his browser
yhe bins need to go out
>>223540490Alina
lmao true
>Spain will not deport any illegal minor migrant from Ceuta>The Ministry of Youth and Childhood announces that it will transfer, “as quickly as possible,” the illegal minors who entered Ceuta to autonomous communities that have “capacity below their normal intake levels.”
>>223540894corr nice tattoos;)
>>223540903who the fk are u talking to nibba
>>223540490ruby granger sex arse
rubber bullets
>>223540903ever not think about Piehead, sweetie? x
like the length but hair is far too thickmight get some thinning scissors and give it a go
>>223540910isn't that just deannette vs posh brit girl
"you have beautiful eyes"
snapfirefly incel wandering around in the woods in the deadest creps ever seen
>>223540933blakeney's a lucky 'gal!
Going to be posting some of my favourite sacked tranny 'rooshttps://voca.ro/1mLZVFztoynW
Apparently someone named Sir Juan Húngergamez just opened a bank account in Zihuatanejo and tried to deposit a screenshot of Henry Nowak
>>223540951Some girls are bigger than others...
>>223540738you are so boring!
just had a shower even though I don't even have a gfa pointless endeavour
>>223540988what did I do
>>223540935national guard status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faHomJimjLc
>>223540969it’s giving Louis you can’t stay in your bedroom
>>223540994What if a woman chapped your door for a shag but you had bo and knob cheese. Can't have that
>>223541009you on the phone to your mum
>>223540994
>>223540933my arse look like this
https://voca.ro/1dErhccZdzuO
>>223540969get the LEADER OF THE /brit/ TEAM one posted
https://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ?is=u2kAW6W_sK3EL_BeOne of the best things to come from 4chan
buying a stake in the World Cup from FIFA
i just ate a whole tub of ice crram
>>223541033
>>223540969Sounds like he's screaming into the toilet bowl
>>223540994how do you even sleep without showering
>>223541072It pie night
>>223540969For me its "im serverly mentally ill" ad infinitum
>>2235409771 2 3 BEEG GAPE BEBI
>>223540490methhead
>>223541009im right here hun
https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc?si=3oNHLXTA396cHk7y
The original piehead meltyhttps://voca.ro/1cZ4INDleJIS
Wish I got the cans in earlier fuck sake. Might have some in the fridge in fact I'll check
>>223540490Frank Butcher
>>223541137supped my last two bockles and three fingers of whisky earlier. should see me through to the morrow :(
>>223541129He talks like such a spaz and his mouth is always filled with saliva, putrid
>>223541129forget that EW is a real person
>>223541072would pump like a jack hammer but I would need to part her cheeks and go in from a 30 degree angle
>>223541128r belka dain waster dance
>>223540969>>223541045>>223541129she is absolutely mental
>>223540490every time it's always people with the most garbage suggestions and their own forced gimmicks rushing in first
If I get nice tits from HRT I'm definitely going to post them
I got a letter that summons me for jury duty but I have mental health and I get neetbux and I thought that my doctor would write a letter of excuse for me and I thought it would be very simple. She said that she will write a letter but first she asked me a bunch of questions and I didn't know how to answer and my mom was there too and I was sitting there trying to think of what to say and it was really weird. I didn't know it would be this complicated.
reminder that this is the voice of the cronem poster
right well
bored of this gimmick already change the channel
>>223540490PC Liu
>>223541197we won't have juries here soon
>>223541223please fuck off cunt
>>223541072would take the pie then tell that hog to fuck off
>>223541236Bit uncalled for
>>223541218wish it were a gimmick darling
right then
>>223541247ugly hoe
>>223541236don't be gay, she looks qt in fluorescent yellow. much better gimmique than some of the others we've suffered down the years
wahey
>>223541161https://voca.ro/1ljGCFuIMm9f
last friday here was direschizos spammers and JFs
Found a bottle of red wine
best bits of big fat quiz on channel 4 lads. they've got all the best romesh, rosie, richard ayoade and fat black woman bits
>>223541290um
>>223541295I like Ayoade
>>223541299what was it? x
Imagine spending £150,000 on a wedding when you're already living in sin. lol.
>>223540106could see a smart dressing guy like that on a runway
it is a gimmick you're only posting it to hurt me and you know it will go back to ignoring you now
>>223541322it was pinkthat's all i will say
>>223541322pink pony sitting on the simpsons sofa
*makes loud mong noises and ruins your tv show while everyone claps and pretends you're funny*
really like that milf character from rome who asks have you penetrated anyone yet (presumably, I've never watched the show because it has too many sex scenes so don't know whether she actually said that just retelling what I've seen on /tv/)
>>223541283dutch wine?
>>223541350sea lion in human skin
And to top it off the greatest of all timehttps://voca.ro/18hj1HpzRoFz
>>223541272get it twisted you WILL hit the max if you keep gambling
i'm literally not posting it to hurt you and it's not a gimmick, you're not the only tranny here ffs
>>223541355Why Dutch?
>>223541295Kys
watching classic top gear and eating minstrels
Had some technical difficulties with processing the monkey and the woman, for some reason. All added except>>223541099>>223541108>>223541143 (and all others after) (sorry alysa liu simps)Tributes have finally been selected. The action shall start soon
any sleepy nigga who want to cuddle up with me and fall asleep man in
>>223541351shut up brutish crude russian idiot!
>>223541386ah ffs
>>223541350MY MASTER SAURON THE GREAT BIDS THEE WELCOME
>>223541366My favourite
>ice crram
>>223541368mad how much money has both has and how much he throws away in secondsyes i know the casinos pay him but still
>>223540106a fellow nova scotian!
>>223541386You really should just ignore the forced gimmicks like the retarded "woman aged 30-35" shitYes I'm seething that I missed this shit yet again
Sir Sean Alan
lets go angry monkey
>>223541386
https://youtu.be/I5PDNjORdc8
>>223541417Ice scream
>Henry Nowak>alive don't think he is mate
no need to be mean to /ourgirl/
total piehead victory. ground him like beef
>>223541386old wanker only like a 2 day old spam and he's already in the Hunger Games. what a rise to power he's had
we shuold work on gettnig diego a gf now lol>>223541460??
>>223541442Jeremy Bentham isnt looking great either
>>223541448need to facefuck her
>>223541386can I withdraw my tribute
>>223541460Never seen that video before Know better than to click on /gif/ links you see
>>223541448you think she gives a shit about you?
The first EVER July brit games is underway! Last time we had our longest ever, what might possibly top that this time?
cute brunettes for ALL ugly spackers in burnhams Britain!
>>223541380what an incommensurate outburst in response to a mention of some fine comedic talent
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpw9yrl4p2qorip argos
>>223541484i know she does and when i'm next in the states i'll prove it!
>>223541434she mindraped you>>223541484not really no but you seem to give a massive shit about her
just think she's neatx
>>223541496LESSSSS GO
another friday night inside, posting on 4channot good enough really is it?these are your 20s, you should be out there with your mates, having a good time, making memories
Matgeeken fucking dead
>>223541515mm is that why you spam her ugly mug here daily?
>>223541508council estate mongs in shambles and wondering where to buy their tat from now on
>>223541508less than a bukayo saka
>>223541508Basically just confirmed they post their hefty tomes on /brit/ now
>>223541496>House runs awaymust be from that 3-4 stretch of episodes when his leg was alright and he ran everywhere for a bit
>>223541525I'm 36 what else would I be doing
>>223541508Cant compete with amazon. On company to rule them all and all of them american
>>223541496>alina grabs a jar of fishing baitUM
>>223541552mon the shark
>>223541525my 20s are long gone lad
Make sure you claim your free cute brunette for ugly incels on gov.uk
>>223541536yeah because it sets you incel freaks off on a melty every time lmao
>>223541557im not talking you or me am I? we're old, past it now
>>223541571Odd
>>223541571this guy is worth £25 million
>>223541571what's that shirt
>>223541496>>223541552this is mostly forced heatherfungus gimmicks so no one else cares
just been thinking and i reckon i should have asked that lass out who was interested in me when i was 14
>>223541525I gave up a while ago mate
>>223541593
>>223541608early
Interspecies violence has kicked off from the get go as the tributes disperse from the cornucopia.
>>223541608fucked it, moron
>>223541572uh oh, sure bud you're beating the incels by spamming one woman on /int/ for the rest of your life!
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