Islamic gommunism editionStarved : >>223526079
Bonġu.Camminato.
Had an early run session, before having my brekkie. Not even 7km at 6:30/km, very peaceful. Air was quite fresh since I left earlier. Took a more natural path than usually. Will go to the sea.>>223548867Is she tenderising the meat?
Good morning, sisters.>>223538203>I don't do it regularly enough doeI clean the gooncave every single week. How often do you do it kwabcel that makes you say it's not done regularly enough?>>223539541Ended up not doing the needful one more time cuz I still wanted to watch tranime and it was late. Finished said tranime after midnight fr.
Good morning med
>>223548914nice roon>>223548964>How often do you do it kwabcel that makes you say it's not done regularly enough?every 2 weeks or so, sometimes even less>>223549018gm
also became a literal unc for the 3rd time tonight.
morning medders>We’ve now spoken to several Moroccans who say they were encouraged to cross into Ceuta by the Moroccan authorities. Youssef Alaoui, 26, said that as his group approached the border on Thursday, Moroccan police officers pointed them in right direction. “They just kept saying, ‘Go that way, go that way,’” Mr. Alaoui said. He ultimately swam across the maritime border, he said, encountering several dead bodies in the water.>>Mohammed Ahmidho, 37, said he had heard about the influx to Spain yesterday on social media, and that as he neared the border, Moroccan police officers “said, ‘Come to Spain.'” We met Mr. Ahmidho as he was returning back across the border to Morocco. There wasn’t anything to eat or drink, or any place to sleep, he said, so he was going home.
Incel morning /med/.Back from the gym, failed 275 kg deadlift, barely could lift it up from the ground, this time I'm weaker than when I did 270 kg recently, I think it's too much fatigue.
>>223549112This is what Sbain gets for not paying the cucktax to king Momo VI.>>223549092Another lil' kid born into the family or wdym sis?>>223549254Fakecel morning sir.Watched Princess Mononoke yesterday. It was peak desu. Plot felt bit meh towards the end imho, but overall it's definitely something worth watching. Also the ghibli style is absolutely 10/10.>I think it's too much fatigueMight have to do something with the heat ig chef. Last time I lifted was Monday and I'll only lift again next Monday. Been a while since I skipped a week and I feel like skipping a week after like 3 months of 2x ppl per week does help.
kwab>>223549437
>>223549368>Another lil' kid born into the family or wdym sis?yup, a little boy, my nephew.>>223549488not me
>>223549254It's the excess of yellow bile created yesterday. You need to remain /kalm/.
>>223549583Magyacel is famously crap to [detected] others posters elsewhere. He sees a clue and think the case is solved.
>>223549583>not meNo shit.You should incelroon thoughbeit. Isn't it like below 30 celsius today in kwabland?>yupcongrats ig chef, pull some brown bitches to make all 3 of them proud of their unc
>>223549092Nice.
>>223549595I see>>223549661>You should incelroon thoughbeit. Isn't it like below 30 celsius today in kwabland?maybe tomorrowI will cycle to the gym and do push soonand yup it's below 30 in the kwab realm today>pull some brown bitches to make all 3 of them proud of their uncI'm already wondering when the first of them will ask me why I don't have a family.>>223549693yup
cool video I wanted to postvery aesthetic cycling imo
>>223549748>(former) in-law 10yo niece saying she's virgin.. like me (in front of people)What does virgin means to you?>no bf/gf (I was KHV)
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>>223549772Will show it to dadberg.
>>223549784It’s a girl, she’s talking about the sign.
Morning, had an absolutely crazy dream, have to gather my thoughts.
Volcel morning, /med/.I did 56 squats, 37 leg raises and 6 pullups.Now I am going to have breakfast, a shower, clean a bit and visit some friends.
>>223549092Congrats bro >>223548914did the fires subside? Is everything ok?>>223549112wtf>>223549254how's the shoulder?>>223549784how does she know that term, that's weird>>223550449good lad
>Got lusted on by 2 homos again award
>>223550604>did the fires subside?Situation is improving overall, but I'm not Gironde, no fires where I live.>how does she know that term?Idk maybe heard it on tv/at school/whatever>>223550636Sugar plum.
>>223550636>2>againA little zest, a little tang, a little gayness and joie de vrie.
So the dream I was at a Greek family gathering like we did back in the day with 40+ people and all my uncles were alive. I was married to an Indian woman and we had a baby and I was worried nobody would like the baby but they did, the women were all playing with it and saying how cute it is. At some point a family friends son (who killed himself) showed up with his friends and they were all super tall for some reason, they brought up DJ equipment and started partying and I felt bad cause my equipment was in Bulgaria. I went to the bathroom and one off the friends was there and said we are waiting for a guy with drugs to come and asked do I want some - I sad I can't do it now I have a kid but I'll buy some for later use (lol). Then the guy started talking about gay stuff and touched my arm and we started fighting and my aunt had to come in and break us up. More stuff happened but I can't remember, the house was some kind of labyrinth with elevators and so many rooms.
>>223550859Almost joked an Indian girl was involved.Right again awardPeculiar dream
>>223550705>Situation is improving overall, but I'm not Gironde, no fires where I live.Oh sorry, cause you mentioned air quality....>Idk maybe heard it on tv/at school/whateverOh yeah 10yr is 3rd grade.>>223550879Very strange, the guy who killed himself was a grown man despite that he was 17 years old when he did it and him and all his friends had braces (probably cause he had them when he was alive) fucking weird dream...Hadn't thought about him in a while, we used to go buy kinder bueno when we were kids and play fifa on the playstation (RIP king).
>>223550963Maybe she was 12 idk, like in middle school where you are with 15yo
>>223550636It just keeps happening!
>>223550636Idk I take that as a compliment>>223551015yeah in 4th 5th grade we were vile in school
>>223550879>Almost joked an Indian girl was involvedalso why did you assume that lol
>>223551179Dream, bulgacelTherefore Indian or at least melaninated girlLil rascal
>>223549748>do pushpost numbers when you're done bbyneed to see how strong our big boi is>>223550449>56 squatsWhat weight tho>>223550859>touched my arm and we started fightinguhm that's rather homophobic sis
>>223549772>>223549997Dadberg recognized it, saw it live
>>223551248>What weight thoAgain, bodyweight, again, single leg, and again, I forget to mention this in my initial post.
Deep cleaning of the appartment, shit is sparkling. Added new characters to my Tomodachi crew. So far we got (from top left to down right):>Natsuki from DDLC>Sad clussy>Chud>Soijak (they are brothers)>Sneed (still need to find his bleu overalls)>Dunmer cutie (gave her one of those indian nose to ear piercing chains from Morrowind nulore), still trying to find fitting clothes>an eldritch abomination I called nobody (love him, he's one of my favs)>Goro Majima from Yakuza>Chrischan>me>Adolf Hitler>BPD goth cutie>Tomie from Junji Ito manga>Some small alien fellaBtw I drew the SS uniform, the Sneed cap, the Chrischan polo and most of their faces myselfWho should I add?>>223549092congrats!
>>223551233That unusual actually, I don't think it ever happened before >>223551248>uhm that's rather homophobic sisyou don't just touch my arm in a bathroom while talking about gay stuff
btw I got given 10 kilos of apples, not sure what to do with them, gonna give some way, maybe try to make a crumble or apple butter/jam. I have a juicer but it's a motherfucker to clean and I don't drink much juice cause a lot of sugar
>>223551898GIVE
>>223551952post PO box I'll send 3-4 kilos
>>223551388What a lovely neighbourhood. You have Hitler, might as well add Mussolini as well.>>223551898Eat them, juice them, use them as ingredients (apple pies, etc.), freeze them for later (if you have the space - perhaps slice them before hand).
>>223551388It looks kino. A frog would fit well too I think
>>223550604>>223551388thanks bres, trynna be a good unc.>>223551248>post numbersbarbell bench 85kgx8/85kgx6/80kgx6/80kgx6barbell OHP 50kgx6x2/45kgx6x2rest were not so big exercises like db bench/ohp, dips, flys, triceps pushdowns, db lat raiseit ain't much, but it's honest workalso saw a mf do strict form weighted pullups with 40kg 6x, crazy shit. Had to tell him respect from Serbia afterwards and he said thanks kwabnigga (he just said thanks, we don't know each other). The guy also did handstand pushups and shit afterwards, fucking crazy.and the gym lady seemed kind of bitchy but her ass was enormous. And in return for her seeming unfriendly a salesman in a bicycle shop was very friendly and I think I got a smile from a cyclist qt on my way home.>>223551336nice
>>223551990Nah man I'm in the Canaries, they wouldn't survive the trip even if they passed phytosanitary inspection (they likely wouldn't). I was just thirsting respectfully at your cache. Also cook a couple of them with onion in a fatty medium then add meat and your spice of choice. Can't go wrong with that.
>>223550604>how's the shoulder?The muscle is fine now, but I have a tendon kind of poking out and in the physio they'll try to put it back in place without surgery.I also have scar tissue on my chest of a tear before that the physio will try to make heal better.
>>223551898in the countryside here there are big juicers that do it for the entire village. Did that for my brother in law's family a couple years ago in autumn, they had tons of apples from the garden and we brought them all to the juicer, got dozens of boxes of apple juice.
Hey /med/. Today it was supposed to be leg day, but it's late already, so I'll go to the swimming pool (hopefully without browns this time) and later after lunch to the beach to enjoy the glorious /med/ summer.>>223550859Cool dream.>>223549092Congrats, unc. By the way, I saw last night a German guy with a brown cutie and I thought about you immediately. The good thing about being at the beach is that there are lots of random /int/ situations.
>>223552899>Congrats, unc. thanks fren>By the way, I saw last night a German guy with a brown cutie and I thought about you immediately.vghcouldn't be me though
Did a summer salad and other assorted foidslop. It looks like it's gonna rain on monday with a sudden drop of temperature. It will help douse the leftover fires and I will be able to cook pasta without fear of accumulating too much heat>>223552219>>223552452Thanks for the recs, I will consider!>>223551898you've got something to throw at gyppos heads>>223552733>CanariasYou like gofio?
I'm going to Spain and Italy next week to get a better understanding of the situation in Ceuta. Hoping to learn a lot by being on the ground.
kwabcel POV on his daily commute
>>223553331Based, please report on this situation sir.>>223553375kek nice
>>223552892>have some kino tasty fruit juice>just fucking dilute that shit with water>instead of saying you fucked up just give it a name and say it's apfelschorle and actually peak german cuisineWhy do you do this in Germany?>>223552690strong ahh nigga>>223551898btw yesterday the meal looked really nice xlebby, I just forget to give you a (you)>>223551388>Natsukivgh my tsundered waifu
>>223548723ما ساء اللّة this edition>>223549018صباح خير
>>223553562>dilute that shit with water*with sparkling mineral waterit a) gives a sparkling effect which krautoids likeb) it makes the juice less sugary and less unhealthypersonally I prefer pure juice though>strong ahh niggathanks king, honestly it's mid but I am progressing slowly so it's fine.
>>223553573السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ ٱللَّهِ وَبَرَكاتُهُ>>223553610>personally I prefer pure juice thoughKwabcel W
>>223553610also btw magyar boomers dilute wine with sparkling water fr then call it a fröccs cuz we do that in hungary
>>223553904kek whattell that to the frogsI have no clue about wine doe, I just know normoids like Aperol and I think that's sparkling too
>>223553904That's pretty common, we do it in Spain, tinto de verano.
>>223553014Gofio's alright but I'm picky with the brands when it comes to breakfast milk. I also have it escaldado (mixed with broth) and sometimes when going out to eat, chicharrones (pork rolled over in gofio then fried).
Apples taste great, nice and crispy with a bit tartness that you dont get with store bought>>223552899>Cool dream.it was strange rather>>223552733>Also cook a couple of them with onion in a fatty medium then add meat and your spice of choice. Can't go wrong with that.never done than but ive seen pork dishes with apple and might try that>>223552219>Eat them, juice them, use them as ingredients (apple pies, etc.), freeze them for later (if you have the space - perhaps slice them before hand).my juicer sucks but might make an apple pie cause ive never had it>>223552748>but I have a tendon kind of poking out and in the physio they'll try to put it back in place without surgery.whats the procedure called?>>223552892>in the countryside here there are big juicers that do it for the entire villagethats nice unfortunately i dont have access to something like that
>>223553562thanks, today its sausages, i'm stuffed, that'll be it for today probably
>>223553014Don't forget Hirohito.
>>223554627looks great chef
>>223551388Kek, I open up /med/, scroll down and this is the first post I land on. What an eclectic mixture of characters - like a cast of characters from the world's most schizophrenic sitcom. I like that the dunmer cuties in lederhosen (for some reason)>>223551898In bongland (particularly in the southwest), those apples would be slung into a bucket and made into cider.
Good afternoon n'wahs, been playing Stardew Valley last night and I'm just relaxing a bit after these last few weeks... And years. And entire existence.>>223549092Congratulations che! Hope that soon you'll be the one to make people uncs by breeding a qt black nerdy girl who likes wearing mesh stockings and consuming vidya and novels with obscure fantasy worlds.>>223551388Would add a random /med/ character just for the shits and lulz, or Mussolini as Hitler's besto friendo. Or Dictator Mbappé. Maybe the black BVLL portuguese individual. Or Dagoth Ur.
>>223555035danke>>223555125>when I was in York people in the uni I was staying in were doing pre drinks and having cider, it was nice but thought it was odd drinking such a high sugary drink cause it will hurt your head later
>>223555125>>223555326mistake green text
>>223555326Do sugary alcohols make your head hurt more than other types of alcohol? Would explain a lot if so, since I can only stomach extremely sweet and sugary alcohols, like mead, or Frangelico, or mulled wine. They make my head hurt afterwards.I think maybe British people just love cider more than most other people, especially ruraloids. It's so much more palatable than beer or spirits.
>>223555304thank you argentinonette
Gman's partner>>223554627damn, that looks good mr Boris, enjoy
new US focus tree looking wild bros
>>223555566>Do sugary alcohols make your head hurt more than other types of alcohol?thats what ive heard and from experience but it might be a myth, i know mixing different alcohols through the night is bad>I think maybe British people just love cider more than most other people, especially ruraloids. It's so much more palatable than beer or spirits.it was really tasty>>223554627thanks bro
>>223555810>>223555608thanks Brazileeru>>223555884kek
>>223555566>FrangelicoOne dose of beetus in each glass.
Holy moly.
>>223555566Have you tried soju? It's got a more palatable taste than most alcohol and usually doesn't have much sugar. In my experience it doesn't give bad hangovers either.
>>223556130It's so fucking tasty. That and Licor 43 (diluted with milk) are probably my two most favourite alcohols. 100,000 billion calories in each glass too.>>223556239Yeah, soju is nice too, just a little expensive here, since it's an imported product. They sell it in most supermarkets, but it's like £6 for one 350ml bottle.
>>223556398>Licor 43 (diluted with milk)
>Pedro Sánchez posts on Instagram about his Spotify personal picks in the middle of the shitshow>I go out to buy bread and I come across hot Nordic girls in thongs Life is suffering.
>just a quick 5 mins nappie haha>wakes up 2 hours later
>>223553375Lol :D>>223554627Yummy>>223555608When I create an international corporation one day, I will look for such employees :D>>223555678Beautiful. I will personally support the horizontal expansion faction
>>223556398>Licor 43>100 cals per 30 mLThat’s even more sugar than Frangelico.Those sweet liqueurs turn my stomach into a clothes’ washing machine, I very much prefer dry things like whiskey, gin, aguardente.I’m open to the seldom port though.
>>223555566>maybe British people just love cider more than most other peopleHoly checked. It's also a thing in the Norf of Spain and alightly so in my Soufnorf corner of the Kingdom thanks to the quirky chungus local climate. Can't say much about its current day popularity given I don't drink or go to parties but I will say it is one of the very few acohols I tolerate and arguably the only one I like on its own. Funny that we have something in common at last.
>>223556398>6 quids for 350 mls of sojuSeems like a bad purchase desu. Doubt import soju is as good as expensive it is.
>>223555566Huh, curious you ask that, but I'm the type of person who ironically can bottle very strong alcohols but if they've got a lot of sugar in them, like wine, they make me feel more tipsy and drunk. And can give me a slight headache. I do like ciders from what I've been able to taste in my life.>>223555884I do feel like I can't use my diaphragm correctly if my partner tries squishing me or lies on top of me. Dude is a fucking powerhouse.>>223556629>hot Nordic girls in thongsAAAAAAAH MI PIJAAAAAAAAA
>>223556640Time travel is real, but you can't go to the past, only towards the future. Sleeping without putting an alarm on is playing russian roulette with Father Time.
>>223557749>you can't go to the pastYou can actually, it's just that almost everyone lacks that elite ball knowledge.
>>223551025One time is a coincidence, two times and a pattern starts forming.>>223557749I put alarms on my phone and also on my watch which I wear on my wrist while I sleep.Just to make sure.
>>223550636can you post your biceps
>>223550636
13th load shot in the past 36 hoursBrunecel outperformed o algoNot proud of it tho desu
>>223560245Zero since the 27th.
>>223560245Nigga u gon get vascular disease on yo dick, fucking take a breath ffsNot even people trying to have a kid coom that much kek
>>223560245
>>223560245>13th load shot in the past 36 hours
>>223561016>absolutely ignored last thread award
What are you doing?
>>223560245Please, get some pussy, I beg you
>>223561088you missed me?
>>223561153Driving my UberSince I am brown, I'm texting while driving
>>223561232Be quiet.
>>223561295AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Why is nobody posting?
>>223561153Eating mirabelles
>>223561153I am busy.
>>223551388>uniform>an armbandThe color of the top too ig>>223551430Yeah but you want an Indian chick so it's not surprising you dream about one.>>223553375Zased>>223555608>something real
>>223561218Missed /med/ meetup opportunity.>>223561533I was occupied having homo sex.
>>223558800Kind of a zesty petition
>>223561153im in bed listening to music and planning my travels
>>223561874What music are you listening to?
>>223561683Okay are you the one I asked if you're a homosexual?>>223561706With what?>>223561774Really?>>223561874What are you listening and where do you want to go?
>>223562001No
>>223561924rn I'm listening to an old Chet Baker Sings album.>>223562001I'm going to Madrid, Florence and Rome in a week. Should be very kino I hope.
>>223561153I'm dissolving magnesium chloride in water and putting it on my face and hair
>>223562070>Going to Madrid on AugustI know you're Aussie and all that but damn
>>223562001Washing my taxi.
>>223562070Okay.>>223562143Do you have bad skin?
>>223562070>I'm going to Madrid, Florence and Rome in a week. Should be very kino I hope.You plan to visit those places for a week, or are you going in a week and staying for longer?
>>223562211Be quiet too.
>>223562001Yes, I have a strong preference for hairy men. The hairier and skinnier they are, the better. Nothing like having the hard bones hitting you with the hair serving as pillows to protect from the bones bruising (ou algo).
>>223562165Yeah it was kinda retarded lmao I wish I booked it for later in the year>>223562306I'm leaving in one week's time and staying there for two and a half weeks roughly
>>223562291No, but it makes my skin feel soft and it acts like hair product without any off the bullshit chemicals and it's overall good for the scalp and hair.
>>223562364I guess that's better, I was fearing in a single week you wouldn't have time to visit a lot of things and would have to visit many places and get tired on your vacations, when you probably need some rest.
>>223562337Why?
>>223562339This isn't normal.>>223562385Okay.>>223562469You only want my attention.
>>223562503It will be normal once I have my way with you sweaty.
>>223562503I need clients.
I would actually recommend it for medders, after a run or a walk I fill up a washtub with let's say 50-60 grams and put some hot water and dip my feet in for 10-15 mins. It's so relieving and actually good for muscles and soreness. You can also put in a spray bottle and spray places on your body that feel sore. If you can source it from a lab (like I do) it's gonna be way cheaper. I bought 1 kilo for 7 euros, in pharmacies they sell 500 grams for 20euro (at least here). and it's good for hair and skin, hair looks lush when I dip my hands in it and run it through my hair and then dry it out (with a towel)
We're sending firefighters to Portugal.
>>223562559Go kys fag.>>223562604Go kys too.
>>223561088Happens to the best of us, portuchad.>>223560517Would go once again desu but I also want to watch some tranime movie so I'll do that instead.Also princess mononoke was peak and I do have a link to it with english sub if you want to watch it. Art style was really beautiful too, I feel like you'd like it just because of the art itself. Story is just another layer of peak on top of that.
Timmycel is MAD.Chill down sis.
>>223562849Yeah, maybe I should.
Doesn’t make much sense because we’re sending a lot of personnel to France and Spain, unless it is for training.Also, both Portugal and Spain have their firefighting efficiency down because of the Russian sanctions. We simply can’t do maintenance to our Kamov helicopters because we are forbidden from buying spare parts. The situation is so retarded the Portuguese government simply gave away our Kamovs to Ukraine because they were derelict. They were promptly repaired with “non existent” parts and sent to the front to be blown up.>>223562849>kysKeep you as sextoy? Oh yes, count me in sweaty.
>really ugly guy talking about how he never had a gf despite being almost 30>"duuuude just hit the gym and buy better clothes"Why are normie goyim cattle like this xixters
>>223563057it's not bad advice
>>223562849Your defence is rather proactive, don't you think?
Is Sanchez's playlist any good tho?
>>223561153I'm about to have a shower after having gone to the beach.>>223563662Just music that young people listen to, he tried to appear friendly in front of them without success.
>>223564152Lame.
Good night, sisters.Food is ready just have to wait for it to cool down a bit and it's tranime time.>>223563121It is thoughbeit.If you are average it's not bad advice sure but if you are ugly it is bad advice.
>>223564152Reminds me of the American politicians in photos while grilling with the grill without flames and the meat pre cooked kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
Yapped about genealogy today.Also relatives told me about a cute waitress, so when I ordered I kinda not looked at her but asked something to dadberg Then she brought the order and she smiled at me, which waitresses do but I was a bit embarrassed, she was cute indeed
>>223565136Sexhavers gtfo
>>223565602Tomorrow is my sexlessversary THOUGH
Wanted to relax tomorrow but I have to go to sister's.No old bitch next friday and Monday 10th, hurray.
Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun
>>223566233Nice one, but she looks too sober (what was your path in the game?)
Had a depression nap award. Don't feel better after it though. And my skin hasn't been doing too well... Apparently I might be having hydrotic eczema from the stress and my seborrheic dermatitis is flaring up too.>>223561153Forced myself to get out of bed. Checking up on 4chan and will make myself a tea soon. Wish I could just snap out of the melancholy.>>223562070>Chet Baker SingsAbsolutely based Chet Baker, definitely cried while abusing alcohol/benzos when listening to "Almost Blue". I should listen to more old/vintage jazz, specially if I'm feeling blue. Enjoy your trip to Evropa, brother, but please be careful. Things seem extremely grim lately in this part of the world.
>>223562855>link to it with english sub if you want to watch it.I would appreciate it a lot, man. Kinda want to watch a pretty movie or series that just scratches that itch for aesthetics and story, like Paprika.Man, I wish I was like Paprika. The manic pixie cut girl... sigh. But short hair would look absolutely horrid on me. >>223563662I'm gonna check it out and try not to vomit while doing so.Edit: Vomited.>>223566233soy ese
>>223566355Well you can't see it but I drew plenty of marks on his face, alcohol spots and such. Can't really see it on the pic.>pathI think it was sobering up/no shave/abandon the expression.I went schizo apocalypse cop (full shiver, inland empire and esprit de corps)
bumphttps://www.instagram.com/p/DYAAEdyuP2u/?hl=en
>>223567336I was>sobering up>shaving>abandon expression Basically becoming a goodie two shoes. Got bitterly regretful at shaving, the stache and sideburns were kino.>schizo apocalypse I became a master at finding evidence and logic, also a bit of a handyman.
>>223568288>instashitREEEEEE NORMIEEEEEES OUT
Trying to achieve a muscle up, but is hard, have any of you tried to do so?
>>223568558I can do it, it’s all about the arm rotation and the centre of mass.Very hard, honestly.Andaluz might do some.
>>223568558It's mostly technique, if you can do 10 pullups you should be able to do muscle ups, you need a false grip for the wrist rotation btw
>>223568701>>223568802So it's about technique? I can do 8 strict pullups so I might have the strenght to achieve 1 muscle up, gotta watch youtube tutorials o algo
>>223568904Yeah, you only need enough strength to generate the momentum needed to get you into the dipping portion of the movement
