nebraska edition
poo nigga in?
mind a mile a minute. may i mispeake? mayhaps?
sir horse
>>223548878He's looking bulky x
*enters /brit/*
>>223548860Something about the great plains is a bit disturbing. The perfect grid for miles and miles on end. In other countries like Ukraine with tons of farmland it's all naturalistically laid out, and it's also like that here on the east coast (in our agricultural regions).
off to bed
>>223548883is that a penguin
>>223548901that not right lad x
>>223548901
grow up
>>223548897Soon to be ghettos as far as the eye can see for your mixed mudbluds. Thanks jews
Diego was great yesterday We're so lucky to have him
>>223548901Grab the sunlight while it lasts lad
>>223548991It wasn't even the real Diego
Dem mogopunk
Francis Bacon author of The New Atlantisforebear of 4chan.org/brit/
remember this phase zoomers went through? Why are they so unfunny?
>>223549022also different man with the same name: Francis Bacon (28 October 1909 – 28 April 1992) was an Irish-born British figurative painter known for his raw, unsettling imagery.
>>223549034Jimmy mindraped that schizo
>>223548882he’s the smallest of our 3, the little man
reading about nnotable people from Scottsdale, Arizona
cat and horsehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/quG6ZQe4e2U
>>223549073ever shag him up the arse?
>>223549110Quite the list isn't it
>>223549073ur missus loves coming over to ride my horse
>>223549110Well you've got Scott for a start
just noticed all the epic karen customer service public freakouts are by german-american women with names like stacy schwartzenburger. a dangerous breed
So what is it?
>>223549116grow up
>>223549141There's no way you could find that out
>>223549128actually mad how you thought this was funny in your head. grow up mate
>>223549114FOY
>>223549151just did
in awe at how unfunny this thread is
>>223549166prove it
>>223548873>>223549116>>223549127>>223549128>>223549151bewildered at how unfunny this lad is
oh
Why do I have wide ass hips bro not fair I just want to look like a man
Having Mousey here is like a double-edged dildo because he's entertaining but he also renders the thread unusable
>>223549188rorke mate...
>>223549172It just is. Do you need someone to tell you its raining outside or do you just look out the window?
>>223549201I accept your concession
>>223548967not sure this is true
>>223549198mousey isn't even here
man down
>>223549221Exactly that's why we can post
>>223549219you've been done son
>>223549188screamin
>>223549231ad hominem
>>223549186*patiently awaits your much anticipated first goodpost*
stale reposts is it. very good
>>223549188
>>223549245you've been had my friend
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.
you screamed at that did you? you screamed at a demented and probably fake tweet did you?
>>223549273>>223549250feel free to post something funny yourselves
>>223549229bit weird to bring him up out of nowhere then
>>223549228mumberg had horses when i was young, so i spent my whole childhood in stables like this playing pokemon on my gameboy
>>223549281190 is obsessed with him
>>223549188time for a dark elf to step in. y'all Hobbits folx aint know what y'all dealing with
>>223549273/brit/ is composed of spambots nowadays, you're talking to bots mate.
i'm profoundly mentally well
*fat autistic retard shut-in voice*i reallllllly liked diego last night de ladsand then heathermong appeared grrrr lol and mousey was there too!!
right well why the fuck is gta 3 so hard
Apparently Debbie Dingle from Emmerdale and Sheridan Smith are in a relationship and living together.
>>223549287mad how this was literally me as well
>>223549330GTA 3 has aged badlyVice City too tbqhSan Andreas is the only old GTA that still plays well
>>223549332yeah? ahah yeah anyways get your knickers off
>>223549188is he referring to the McKellan rumours?
>>223549356not sure
>>223549340
>>223549340you've got nothing to roar about
monster ultra fiesta mango and a 3 dot orange spark velo for brekkie
>>223549325>*fat autistic retard shut-in voice*>i reallllllly liked diego last night de lads>and then heathermong appeared grrrr lol and mousey was there too!!Whaaaat wish I was here
>>223549343San Andreas had worse graphics than vice city, nobody disputes this.
freezing cold outsidesummer over
>>223549369grow up
playing a game in my mind
>>223549380grow up
another victim to the grow up post. someone has to find a way to counter this before we all turn in to miserable bastards doing absolutely nothing in their life out of fear of being told to grow up
Mousey is my favourite character followed by Poley and then mikey I also like Deegsy! They're all well funny
>>223549376rubbishVice City just had the brighter 80s aesthetic
Mad how ghislaine maxwell's dad was a known defector to Mossad and he just disappeared for no reason one day in I cannot take this anymore
If Mousey was here I'd punch his fucking Scotch face in.
Is brick in
Derich is a member of the DSP community and he lives in Toronto, Canada. He enjoys wrestling, his favourite wrestler is Claudio Castagnoli from AEW. He also supports the Raptors basketball team. He loves Pokemon and Power Rangers. Today we will watch Derich go on a Birthday adventure.
>>223549410robbed the mirror group pension fund and mysteriously slipped and fell off his yacht. tragic accident
>>223549421no don`t Do it !!
i feel bad for waste brit's time with my capricious irrelevant posts.
DarkSyde Phil
>>223549408Nope. The assets such as the buildings, the cars, the driving mechanics, the map in general ran smoother and better than san andreas
blastoise91, lil shake and bake, robypestos, OnlyIcedCoffee. cheetahman, slayer and Jade
bounced my rubber nigga down the stairs
the poo screamers, the dreamers
>>223549473any of those British, female and fit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kirkeBc_Gk
just put the machine washing on
>>223549505mercs and beamers,veneers and deaners
sucking an extremely zesty velo
>>223549552branching out from your usual orange?
>>223549460cars are way better in San Andreas >the map in general ran smoother and better than san andreasVice City literally has loading times between the two islands, SA has none for the entire open world of three regions
>>223549473Nightmare blunt rotation
>>223549567stepping down in strength in futile hope it’ll be easier once i decide to quite
>>223549569works fine on my machine
Interesting...
Almost 50 with zero savings, i dont care about the future, ill die or my work will pay me out of my job
>>223549616
>>223549569The Vice city loading screens is so that the map loads assets properly, which is a good thing. In SA, mount chiliad is literally just a grey and green pixel, and every city looks like shit. San Fierro and Las Venturas look like absolute dogshit and you know it. Every reviewer said this at the time, San Andreas looked awful for a 2004 game, especially when games like Shadow of Colossus and Resident Evil came out around the same time.
>>223549628Debunked
two big pots of yellow gloop prepared for the week ahead
Drinking a cold brew
>>223549647big ol' bowl of goyslop
>>223549647Looks like ive unloaded after undercooking chicken
>>223549616thanks journo-golem
Where's MihaiWhere's BrickWhere's CommiemongWhere's MikeyWhere's London PakiWhere's NgubuWhere's MalaponteWhere's EmmetWhere's Ian
why is ariana grande starving herself to death
>>223549683the manchester arena bombing ruined her apparently
>>223549683manchester arena caused her to go insane
>>223549673Maybe they left because 4chan continuously and constantly complains about namefags and personalities yet continuously and constantly engages with them and then asks where they are when they don't post
right bit of poo then im off of my run
pretty sure the dollhouse spergs are all women on here. corrrr imagine
>>223549683that black lass she hangs around with is a witch who has hexed her
>>223549694>>223549698But that was in 2018 and she was still nice and plump until a few years agoVaxx status????
>>223549683A few hours in Manchester caused her to go insaneHappens to everyone who goes there
everyone who still bangs on about covid lockdown appear to be an ethnic minority.
I am shitting
>>223549719the british?
>>223549719thus we can infer that you are brown
>>223549709theyre troons you moron
just watched mystic river. it was alright i guess, overused the same sad music a bit like Platoon
>>223549712reckon this is the real answer
>>223549719Millennials killed themselves because they had to sit indoors
>>223549734was a shame what happened to that Shawshank fellathen again he probably was a nonce
>>223549683an apple a day...
my arse just exploded, there's poo everywhere
>>223549220?check the demographic projections
might go to manchester
americans be like i just shawt my whole family in the mall cody and i just pooped my pants, judge senneced me to 900 gonsegutive life senneces now im in the supermax with ted bundy
number of debates won on /brit/: 999 billionnumber of debates lost on /brit/: 0
>>223549783haha fair bit of banter this
>>223549783ROAR
>>223549783holy shit so true
dude braydon just toadally sugged my cogg
hi hello can you hear me
they've demolished the whole of southampton
>>223549825aye 20 year ago
>>223549819i can smell you fucking reeks
>>223549831the whole centre has been levelled
>>223549780I wouldn't. They just elected this little gremlin feller as mayor.
>>223549812could make that myself in 0.2 seconds
for anyone seeking to debate me today your concession has already been accepted
>>223549854grow up little boy
>>223549849one of those films I've heard about many times but never seenalso for some reason I conflate it with 12 Monkeys in my mind (despite having seen 12 Monkeys)
paedo on the botnet again, this time under the swedish flag
>>223549864it's hilarious and grim
oh britain totalitarian state and heavy handed policing wow thats so original everything is so le absurd its like the thought police and minister for love!!
>>223549867just not true though is itthere’s me with the horses and the other lad with the webms
>>223549864Watched it years ago and was too young to understand what was going on, even though I enjoyed it. Will have to rewatch it.
>>223549882As contrived as it is there's much truth to it also
what if le totalitarian government
>>223549896red pill moment: we've always been a cruel, authoritarian nasty little island.
Secretary of State for Wanking, Pooing, and Crisps
>>223549907Yeah probably true
>>223549907there's something incredibly runtish about the British national character
doing push ups in the living room
picky bits tea on the council estate with the bairns school friends overfrozen oven pizza slice each for main coursequarter of a hula hoops packet for sidehandful of jelly beans as desert
*puts head in hands**rubs eyes*oh my goodness...don't you people get it? you've been manipulated, the thought police and the newspeak, havent you read 1984??
>>223549937*poos in my hands and flings it at you*
Absolutely shite showing for reform wtf is this
>>223549937*rapeeeees you*
>>223549932People seem to only know about this country's history from 1800 onward. We've been a dire, grim, nasty island that had absolutely mental, demented monarchs that killed people for not laughing at their jokes. Kings used to throw people into lions pits for entertainment.
>>223549948The Britgoyim absolutely fucking LOVE their two party system
feeling rapey
>>223549948Racism has no place in 21st century Britain
>>223549965the only time Britain had any sort of real freedom was from c. 1870-1914, then from 1919-1939All other periods have been tyrannical
>>223549981grow up
>>223549552Bought some actually snus back from Sweden and it's fucking rankSmells like death and doesn't taste much better
>>223549998*rapiers you*
>>223549968imagine having mates like these, who you had an unforgettable experience with when you were all younger making these mad films that are universally loved, all on location having a laughnow you're all minted and meet up once in a while to share stories and enjoy food and the waiters and everyone else loves you and loves seeing you together as a group. Just all round merriment.
Some guy wants me to meet up and fight him
>>223549967Yep Labour vs Tory/Reform (no difference between them btw)
got the frasier on
>>223550042give him the ol one-two
>>223550042why
>>223550083idk I never been in a fight before>>223550088arguing
>>223550042Please tell me the loser gets topped
>>223550094why are u arguing with a random guy
parents constantly bang on about there being too many immigrants but will never countenance voting anything but labour and think restore & reform are a bunch of racists.
>>223550061
>>223548860made me think of this
>>223550105restore and reform are a bunch of racists
mind you used to get a plastic cow in ASDA that moo'd if you pushed a button?can't have that these days been done away with due to the woke yeah
>>223550122offensive to hindus innit
any lads want to fight?
mad that the time between 35 and 60 is only 25 years and that’s not a long time at all. It’s so fucking over
>>223549849nigga called Bovril >>223549864same director innit
>>223550136i'll pop your jaw so hard you'll be spitting zyn pouches like a pez dispenser
>>223550122yes! fond memories of punching him and then having a muller corner on the way home
>>223550122used to go to Asda some weekends when my dad had us. he's let us pick out some oven pizzas and tell us to make the cow moo
>>223550147>same director?oh really? That must be why they're connected in my mind I honestly had no idea why I had them linked. Must have read "from the director of Brazil" in some tv guide blurb decades ago. Thank you.
>>223550136yes please babe x
>>223550144it not right x
>>223550100He was being racist to me
>>223550170>tell us to make the cow moo>aye go on laddie milk daddy's cow>milk it>milk it>faster ye wee bastid
And the very latest from Ruby "Bones" Granger??
headless umchicken
>>223549852wtf
>>223550204don't know what's weirder. The incestuous nonce fantasy you made up or that you made us Scottish
>>223549852We are ruled by luddite harridans
learn something moo everyday
I HATE AUTOCORRECT
>>223549867the raped anglo
>>223550264same it's ducking annoying
>>223550153>>223550178will rape you into tomorrow
Just a reminder that if we'd pursued Japan's immigration policies since the 90s you could have a flat in Chelsea, an estate in Derbyshire, and a beach cottage in Norfolk for £20,000 each. A sensible society would have done this + enslaved Boriswavers to work them.
reform restore and conservatives splitting a 40% rw vote into 21% 9% and 8%roar!
>>223549849Boring though innitAnd shamelessly rips off 1984
>>22355028721 9 and 8 add up to 40 do they?
LOL
>>223550297commie maths in play
>>223550295it's a more realistic 1984Orwell was delusional if he thought Britain would ever have Stalinism
if your life is in any way affected by who is in power then you're not financially independent and are, by default, a loser
>>223550326bro has 50k saved and thinks he’s above the law
>>223550326lil bro thinks he can defeat ZOG by getting 100k in his Stocks and Shares ISA
>>223550326those in power are affecting me by refusing to up the ISA limit from £20k
>>223550344enjoy sweating bullets looking at coloured bar charts and tallying up voter intention percentages lad, you keep on that while I live my life utterly carefree in the knowledge that none of that shit affects me
WE STOOD BENEATH AN AMBER MOON
>>223550287dont forget marcus farmer
he actually owns a waterfront apartment
moving to China in a month so I don't care about British politics anymoreopen the gates let all the browns inwon't affect me
>>223550396of course in China, you would be the biomass
>>223550326so it’s okay that’s everything more expensive due to a party’s failing policies because… you’re financially independent?
>>223550375 Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).Sterilise all non-whites.Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.Implement a Department of Eugenics. Enslave the Boriswave and use them to build HS2 to its original plan.
police look for any excuse to go on a 130mph+ chase and endanger the public even more instead of just calling the helicopter
>>223550417100% yeah you've got it. I could afford my groceries and my bills then and I can afford them now. Because I take life into my own hands, earn my own keep, out-earn inflation and market scares. Imagine being beholden to the votes of other people and the consequences of those votes. Couldn't be me because I'm not a fucking loser stood there with his tail between his legs and his hand out hoping the right colour bar graph wins. Get a grip of your own life.
>>223550450>Because I take life into my own hands, earn my own keep, out-earn inflation and market scares*shoves 3m Indians into your area**launches a ZOG war that causes your living costs to rise 50%*
Restore getting 8.7% in red Manchester is not being talked about enough That's a massive achievement
>>223550447think most people join the police so the can legally speed. they love it
Give gamers what we want
>>223550450right so the country being worse off in every metric imaginable is negligible because you’re well off? you have to be baiting right
really dont like those brits who move to Spain and don’t learn Spanish. Think it’s quite disgusting really and it gives us a terrible reputation
>>223550484Thoughts on pakis who do the same here
>>223550472Yo mandem coping fr fr
>>223550491will watch this one day. maybe today. probably not but maybe
>>223550472Boomers under Rupes post saying oh for gods sake make up with Nigel lolGet the fucking pensioners enslaved too
Ching chong china man went to milk a cow.Ching chong china man didnt know how.Ching chong china man pulled the wrong tit.Ching chong china man got covered in shit.
>>223550472>red ManchesterLARP
>>223550495Nice strawman
big fan of starting beef on Twitter/Instagram and then once I send my last reply I block them before they can reply to me. I won HAHAHAHAHA
>Restore got 12.7% (6 seats won) at the general election. this is a big achievement, its not being talked about enough!
>>223550513The John honey brigade trying to take the janny hill
>splits the right wing vote and loses spectacularlybravo rupes
crisps for breakfast
>>223550561what type?
>>223550561not healthy that
>>223550561*locks you up in the runt cage*
reform are taking votes away from the tories this is disgraceful
>>223550536
waking up to women messaging me on the apps. that's the kind of life i lead rn it could be you too lads
>>223550544Reform is not right wing. They are rebranded conservatives. The fact they copy popular policy is a major sign they can't be trusted. They'd be just as bad as greens.
>>223550588corrrrr get her taken out for pub garden drinks
>>223550561you can't eat crisps before midday
>>223550588woke up next to a woman me
>>223550588what's her waist size?
>>223550569pecorino and trufflex
just had a wonderful shit feel about 2kg lighter
>>223550419You win my vote
>>223550617idk let me just ask her real quick
>>223550497if u start it now you'll be done by four its an absolute masterpiece and well worth your timehttps://goated.cx/watch/movie/42536
had 2 cans of cider yesterday and woke up with a fucking headache. fuck my incel unc life
>>223550635no thanks mate but if you've got any that hasn't been touched by your greasy finger I'll have that thanksno tip by the way
>>223550630that's me blocked. idk what i did wrong
my policies:Send all English to gitmo Over 60s are banned from driving Free university Vote for me
>>223550613sleep next to a mirror? heh got him
>>223550618fancy
when i go to the club i want to hear those club classics
had me a thoughtwine is just grape juice with alcoholcider is just apple juice with alcoholis alcohol just "juice for adults"
>>223550635why..
Ruby Granger queef compilation
>>223550686beer is just bread juice with alcohol
>>223550684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt5u-i2d9k
*pooter*
>>223550675my dad is 82 and still drives
>>223550697got this blasting on my surround sound in the living room
>>223550684the club classics in question:>Whigfield - Saturday Night>Los del Rio - Macarena >Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
incels are not allowed to have cute gfs I don’t make the rules
Business idea: open house but it's not a house it's my arse
>>223550684https://youtu.be/VwXeN2FsE7w
nothing on todaymight walk to the shop and buy a bread roll. Probably all been snapped up already given the time though
any Dogberts in?
>>223550728as long as the body is banging i don't care
>>223550737maybe you can put it in the juicer and make some bread juice from it
>>223550723You can anonymously report him to the DVLA to get his licence taken away or you can wait until I get into power
going to have some porridge
cold pic ngl
trump is going to be the next fifa president isnt he
duke's place, marlow
Cold Palmer
>>223550794I was raised here. My father owned a small dental practice.
cold porridge
>>223550809need him out of business
>>223550812itll be hot porridge but with a load of frozen berries in it which will make it colder
>>223550809you're close
>>223550821>>223550821>>223550821
>>223550801It’s Cole palmer
get it maid
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
