charli edish
Spaki Brazilian VPN melty
Rorke trying to figure out what gets him rewarded and basing his entire life around doing those things
>>223550821she's so grotty and hot
playing fifa, or "FC 26" if you're woke
Ways to avoid ending up like this?
https://youtu.be/UidFA-dP8GQ
Poo Poo in a TutuorHow the Ballet was Ruined
>>223550857fifas been cancelled pal
Morning lads
>>223550861We’re all going to stumble on ill health eventually, I would recommend having 2 or 3 children who will be there to help you when you do instead of Nigerian nurses who want you dead
>>223550861he doesn't even need nappies or those bedpans he just enjoys making the bames muck him out
>>223550861Don't be a schizophrenic.
Oh we're going to IbizaBack to the island
>>223550861his entire condition is due to some builders annoying him and him letting it get in his head
A tasteful receding hairline is natural for a white man
would you raise another man’s kids? Be honest
>>223550904maybe if it was one, three is too much
might take a run out to IKEA you wanting anything?
happy birthday lisalisa its your birthdayhappy birthday lisalisa its your birthday
>>223550904im about 10 years off this being a consideration
Waitress: What'll it be sugar?Rorke: Errrm, black coffee... no... err..Waitress: Everything alright honey?Rorke: I think so, just feeling a bit... odd... after last night.. I'll have a cerasee tea.Waitress: Coming right up sweetie.*The waitress walks away, smirking to herself*Waitress: That boy's been chaaaanged.*The waitress chuckles*
>>223550904she's fit tbf
>>223550915yea ill have one of those shark plushes
>>223550903
all mental bastards in this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY5NYBRMurk
>>223550861Don't fuck with dentistsDon't fuck with the buildersDon't fuck with Sainsbury's
>>223550940Inbred paedo
>>223550915big pack of daims formerly dimes
>>223550904lines of bbc following the tradcath whore's snailtrail
>>223550873
>>223550940King shit
>>223550915Hot dog and chips for me
thought about black cock unprompted again award
>>223550943something needs to be done about these bratty latinas, they're leading white men astraytheir behaviour needs corrected... somehow
those sainsburys cunts have sold argos
>>223550980so peng
something outrageously delicious about hemp seeds
>>223550904depends on the girl, not with her though
>>223550980a firm smack across the derriere will sort them out
>>223550915tranny shark plushy please
>>223550904>Skreeee!>Me: try for a 4th?
>>223550980spaniards are not latinx, she's a full white woman
>>223551001Why not her? She goes to church
>>223550971always gives me a chuckle when i see them wearing those medals that they gave themselves
right so that's 2 troon sharks, a bag of daims, and a hot dog
>>223550980You're a 27 year old man (or worse)This whole thing has passed you by
>>2235510183 kids is too much, although she is fit despite that
ooouuu shit i might actually have aura
charli xcx is like 'you get the amy winehouse you deserve' because she can't sing as good so the only thing she has going for her is she's still alive because she only did all the sex/horny drugs instead of heroin
saw a tranny tearing through the shopping centre yesterday with an angry face that literally looked like this >:( and wild hair sticking out everywhere looked like a looney tunes cartoon of an angry person
>>223551024And chips
>>223551028yeah except im 19 mate. Stop back chatting lol
>>223551044One sat in front of me on the train was actually quite fit other than the face and the height
>>223551038door don't fit the frame what's that about
Sir Tobi is .... Cute!!
>>223551038NEED him to link up with Tim
>>223550915bag of Gifflar cinnamon rolls x
>>223551068Alright, go outside and get it done then. You won't. You'll post about it on /brit/ (permanent bystander, things happen to you, you don't make them happen).
>>223551072mental wardstops them using it to off themselves and the bames can keep an eye on them
I think of the souls who lived in America prior to our War of Independence who were born in the 17th century and died in the 18th. Were they Americans or were they Brits?
Chad king shit
loooool what the fuck is wrong with that Bev craig fkn looks like she was made in a lab
>>223551090I’ve got forever grandad, plenty of time plus I’m not even a virgin
>>223551042amy was thousands of times more talented, can't even compare them
>>223551072he lives in an in-patient mental health facility. That door is to the ensuite bathroom with shower. It's like that so you can't knot a bedsheet then throw the knot over the top of the door and hang yourself.t. been there
>>223551102baldies will never be chads
bit boredmight go on the bike for an hour
>>223551102He will never be king we will have abolished the monarchy by then
>>223550971are Kate x she's been through a lot bless her x
>>223551070yeah i sometimes think theyre quite fit apart from their face, shoulders, hips, hands, bums and willies
>>223551112when did you escape?
>>223551114
>>223551102same thing happened with the big tall bearded spanish king years ago. their looks are inversely proportional to the influence, power, culture and strength of personality
>>223551114bicycle or Motorcycle?
>>223551106There's a good lad. Forever and a day.
>>223551128no mustard?
>>223551126was only there a weekyou have to pretty much want to be there in order to remain, they're desperate for beds. If you want out then 1 week of good behaviour is all you need.
forever hungi wanna be forever hung
PS2 memory card won't read so that's about a hundred hours of progress lost isn't it
>>223551128is that a gravel bike?
met my long term gf at 31, still plenty of time for the youngens among us
>>223551135exercise bike
>>223551100It's cool when you see a reference to America and it's obvious people still considered it an untamed land. Like in the James Oglethorpe monument, where it mentions his efforts to people the new Georgian colony with ex-prisoners and debtors and whatnot, and speaks of them being 'desirous of seeking freedom in the wilds of America'
>>223551149ok
>>223551111thats what i said. i'm saying out society is so grim that the good ones will die young and the ugly talentless whores will win
>>223551146Loads of people want to be there surprisingly which is quite sad to think about, that being your ambition in life
>>223551163is she cambodian
all women must be killed, revived, and then killed again
>>223551100BritishColonial America was kino
>>223551149undulating zoomer tummies
I’m 36
>>223551167jokes on him because their ancestors went on to make 6 figures on average
>>223551121Yeah faking cancer must be quite exhausting for the scrounger who doesn’t work anyway
>>223551197shut up fat
let's see how this turned out
>>223551169oh yeah, was Amy in the 27yr club? why didn't Noel Fielding save her?
theyre here
>>223551205what is communications
>>223551200unc asl
>>223551205can tell even prior to reading that it's going to be a no from Katrina
>>223551205she looks alright for 60
>>223550878Tim is not schizophrenic you fool
>>223551205She looks good for 60
>>223551235obviously not done a days work in her whole life
text from work on a saturday, ignored
>>223551235>>223551239she does
>>223551205what's even the point of dating at that age
>>223551205>shall we go to the young people club?>no>haha yeah just joking lol would be funny though haha
>>223551235>>223551239seriously. She'd get it.
sex with katrina sex sex sex
>>223551255
>>223551261>>223551266She needs a young bull not some old fossil
>>223550971please tell me that's not real he looks like that gay retard john travolta
>>223551266imagine how droopy her pouch would be
>>223551261thats what eating healthily, not smoking, not drinking too much and regularly exercising will get you
>>223551266>nose piercing
>>223551205These people are always the most boring people because they're just friends and family of employees of The Guardian
>>223551266bitch is always on holiday
>>223551287Alright now u ruined it
>>223551266>noseringyou just know she's absolute filth in bed
>>223551293means she probably takes it up the arse
Need an ancient gf
>>223550904yh it's a good deed
erm 60 is only 25 years older than 35. Why you lot acting like it’s ancient
>>223551290why is she talking to a busted version of herself
>>22355132225 years ago was 2001 and that felt like a different existence
zara larsson makes me feel sick
>and whatnotdon't really know why but I avoid using that word and notice people who use it habitually, like that Dominic Sandbrook fellermuch more of an "... et cetera", "...and so on" or "...and that" person me
Charli gotta be one of the most goonable musicians around desu
>>223551322unc on an existential madone
any one for cold slaw?
>>223551322most 60 year olds look absolutely haggardshe's easily in the top 2% of 60 year old women
>we’re European now
>>223551322Bro 60 is fucking ancient if you aren’t comfortable at that age literally what’s the point. If I’m still working at 60 I’ll just kill myself
>>223551346Bet she does rancid shits
>>223551343well I use it all the time and I'm not even wholly queer
>>223551343love to say stuff like that when it's not obvious what else i could mean
>>223551157yeah the tyres and it being a reddit photo
>>223551290she had a nice sex arse right? I think I would
ok so Monday is when I’m sorting it out, I can eat and drink whatever for 2 days until then Ok ok
>>223551343For me? It's "...and such"
just witnessed someone announcing a report
amy winehouse lying comatose next to a smashed up cradle of filth mixtape CD
at 60 years old you could’ve had a kid who has had their own kid and that kid is now 20
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>223551238I think he might be high functioning autistic to be honest. He gets annoyed by people and things when shit doesn't go his way and by people making noise just like my sperg ass.
>>223551346hotness personified x
I'm 28 and a half years young with my whole l life ahead of me
saw a good dua lipa ai video yesterday
gaming mode active dem
wish i looked like thishttps://x.com/norafawn/status/2083308984359178261
>>223551410yea need to get going now though
>>223551398yeah mate we getting a bag in or what?
my dad (grown man btw) balled his eyes out when Amy winehouse died and then had the nerve to laugh at me because I cried when lil peep died
>>223551431Tell them, not us. Stop being a coward all of your life.
>>223551396i'd shag her daughter
swear he only bought a macbook neo a few weeks ago and now hes bought a macbook prohe must be loaded
mad how mountains age like peoplethe scottish highlands or appalachia are like your grandparents, shrinking with old age and you need to look after them and learn as much from them before they are gonebut if you see a tall himalayan or rocky mountain they're like passing a random 20 something in the gym . they're at peak physical performance and you can ignore them because they can take care of themselves
ahh... good morning
>>223551437Time to get a move on
>>223551456the himalayas arent 20 years old mate
>>223551455the neo went walkies along with the airpodsterrible shame about that laptop Mistah Tim
>>223551423budget soogsx
whats your least favourite European language? For me it has to be Portuguese
>>223551474it's an analogy
If we're being honest with ourselves you can be a grandfather by the age of 36 and it wouldn't even be that shocking
>>223551480French
>>223551480Portuguese sounds nice. Spoken by Brazilians it sounds a bit drunken.
>>223551404no you retard everyone is not autistic get a cluetim has been diagnosed with ocd and generalized anxiety
>>223551455tragedy of life desu. you end up accruing wealth as you age because you can't get out to spend it. it just sits there in the bank mocking you and your incapacity
tate brothers arrested
>>223551456mad how the himalayas are asia's tummy bump from australia putting it deep inside
The Blob’s entire project is a plot to reorganise Britain around themselves as a new type of aristocracy.Everything they push about billionaires, wealth taxes, inequality, bankers, neoliberalism, capitalism etc… is done to attack dynamic, successful rival branches of society that could organically form elite networks with influence beyond their control. Primarily by taxing them to the brink to fund the Blob’s expansion. Everything they push about welfare, the minimum wage, migration etc… is done to create a class of serfs the Blob believes will forever remain dependant and subservient beneath them in society. Curated for docility and disfunction. Never expected to be a threat like industrious native upper and working classes (Alarm Clock Britain) who have no need for the Blob’s main services (bureaucracy, NGO and charity work, leftwing media, social science academia, human rights law etc...)
not a huge fan of east asian women but there are some peng ones
>>223551514that looks like a grey alien
>>223551404>>223551238Hes definitely schizophrenic
>>223551480either french or welsh
>>223551514rorke's muse
>>223551507
>>223551455It got cex'd for a cash injection by the care bames
>>223551525Don't yuck his yum
really grinds my gears how people always say [town name], north wales Or[town name], south wales Like no one ever says Blackpool, north England or Brighton, south England
>>223549144 You lot getting slagged off as per usual
We’re still fighting the battle of political, academic and theological authorities versus Galileo. With socialism filling some of the spaces left in a post Christian country. It’s still a battle between a self defined elect who want a world of only inferiors gratefully dependent on their charity, versus the heretics with their eyes on the stars who aspire to more than accepting this soup kitchen style binary of man’s potential.
>>223551531yeah you're a psychiatrist are you?
>make an effort talking to the new guy at toil during lunch>ask him questions>he answers back but never ask any questions back and doesnt carry the conversationok then mate im not going to bother then
>>223550901>>223550949what happened with the builders?
>>223551511Nail. Head.
>>223551525yes it's my fantasy to impregnate new species as we colonise the stars, and to become a godlike figure in some far-flung planet's religion
well…
>>223551431get comfortable with your body first so you can cringe into cooltry running across your room giggling then fail at some tiktok dances till you get the hang of it. you'll be halfway there... a diet next perhaps. no you will never be a woman but still x>>223551479kate mogs soogs gaming skill wise
>>223551575They were purposely being noisy to prevent him from making his videos and music
>>223551502took him 1 minute to roast her come on
>>223551574ktimI just don't care about other people
delusions of persecution due to heightened and prolonged anxiety =/= schizophrenia
>>223551508actually ayers rock is asia's little pecker in your colon
>>223551574ktim
>>223551586and Nora mogs them all
Might get one of those glass display cabinets for my cool figures
>>223551538The one girl who showed me interest in high school looked like thisIf I wasn't such a social retard I could be a house husband looking after our four kids while she did surgery rounds
oh my it feels so good to clean your ears
>>223551574this is how people feel when talking to me. like drawing blood from a stone lmfoa.
Might do some cheesy burgers in the air fryer later
Why do people randomly unfollow me on Instagram but keep me as a follower?I catch it everytime and immediately unfollow them.Kind of makes me sad since it's people who I thought were my friends
millennials be like omggg a heckin dangernoodle bit my adorable little doggerino so now he’s d!€d rest in power :((
BLEH
>>223551564How else would you describe someone whos been delusional for the majority of his adult life creg
>>223550901he was off his rocker before the builders mate
it poo night
Cats > Dogs
>>223551612uluṟu is an incelberg
https://vocaroo.com/177Q41FJXgx4
One day I'll learn but it's not today as I repeat the same mistakes that transformed me into the incel I am today
>>223551661Does it matter? It's social media
mental how a girl just needs to be slim and be good at makeup to look hot
>>223551663*laughs*
>>223551711young girls
>>223551648Yeah? How do airfried burgers turn out?I put a can of dr pepper in the freezer to cool it but forgot about it. It exploded and went into some raw chicken breast i had in there. So I've defrosted it and later will try cooking it up
>>223551708No it doesn't matter at all but I'm way too sensitive
Should be illegal for a woman to have this haircut
do u reckon we will see bio humans in our lifetime? Like a perfect replica of a human body but its machinery that doesn’t break and only requires maintenance that you can transfer the human consciousness in to and basically live the same age forever
egg
global warming gone mental
>>223551726just pop the can of dr pepper in the air fryer
>>223551630nora's a comfy streamer but peak gaming kate clears still
leftypol keeping a gifted rolex from grandad in a drawer and never wearing it
>>223551735uh queerphobic much
Might fuck it all of for the day and go back to sleep
>>223551727i am also a sensitive young man. i made an instagram and as soon as people i knew irl started following i closed it and havent logged in since
>>223551711prefer them a lil chubby me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHAF_G1Rst4
>>223551737you going to watch the tranny bladerunner
>>223551765Chug a big mug of coffee and go back to bed it's ace
>>223551748always knew the poly crises would make it worse /earlier than predictions said
>>223551735don't think it would even look good on a man desu
>>223551751bet this cunt has never played age of empires 2 in her life, pffft gamer my ass
>>223551774good man
>>223551751Why do u post this same fishy fanny slag mate she been getting her insides torn out since she was 14 why u simping
>>223551785global warming mongs have been saying we're a decade away from disaster for about 60 years at this point
>>223551790Alien lookin ahh
what we up to today then lads?
a gay movie about being gay
Tell me why! Ain't nothing but an arse rapeTell me why! Ain't nothing but a hole gapeI
just stop biomass
>>223551813it gets more likely with each decade
>>2235518198:26pm mate. today is over
>>223551826Thankyou for supporting the Australian gay industry
>>223551848Based on what
this summer has been well out of the ordinary tbf
>>223551819gonna make some sausages
>>223551861facts and logic
is odysessy out on pirate yet or not
I'd eat Emma Watson's poo.
>>223551861https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumulative_effects_(environment)
is anyone actually convinced that temperature measurement methods and data quality in 1920 were as good as today
>>223551794immortal in val goes a long way>>223551810she's gyaldem core, on the rotation and my personal top 2. cap on that sket implications. she's a goodin
need a freezing cold absolute stinker of a winter
>>223551891yh it's been uploaded to twitter a few times already
>>223551908keep simping lil bro
>>223551891yeah its up lol
>>223551906you could tell me it's going to be a trillion degrees kelvin 50 years from now and I couldn't give a shitsimply do not care
>>223551897>>223551887Fuck all then
>>223551911having one myself right now actually. all tucked in under my blankey on the couch with my warm milk, it lush x
Sir Sandro Tonali
>>223551911Do you really enjoy cold winters? Only fun under an electric blanket imo
>>223551865challenged the notion that white countries will be relatively safe from climate change. would be an extraordinary string of bad luck is migrants being bombed and starved out of the middle east only for the heat waves and droughts to get them again. the places to be would be the ones that are more adapted to climate change not the ones you think will go relatively unharmed because you won't predict that with much accuracy . we need to all become saudis
but yeah it is actually up apparently
>>223551940bet its still like 18c, you antipodean freaks know nothing about the cold harsh winters of carlisle
it’s so weird every summer I spend the whole time wishing it was winter and then whenever winter comes about I long for summer
>>223551769We suffer
>>223551958>telesyncget it binned
simmer down rorke
>>2235519112011 beast from the east
can tell it's still summer because all I can think about is women and sex, all the time
>>223551946>challenged the notion that white countries will be relatively safe from climate changewhy? cos we had a bit of a hot spell?our only real problem is a completely inadequate investment in water infrastructureif we had more reservoirs then we'd be completely fine>oh but i couldn't sleep because of the heat ;_;you'll get used to it
>>223551968actually 11° where I am at the moment thank you very much
>>223551740why are they so white
>>223551958why even bother with telesync matenobody's that desperate to watch something
>>223551976what does that mean
they need to make this be the sprinkle/chocolate part all the way down
>>223551979Nah why the fuck are they being nasty to him for he’s actually quite sweet
>>223552017lush x
>>223552009a lot of eggs here are white these days toodue to the woke
>>223551979The new Feasts are fucking complete dogshitThe nice solid chocolate block in the middle has been replaced by semi-solid nutella-like slop
>>223551740are these from your chickens?
Penistone, west Brapshire
time to wake up and face the day
>>223552015like someone holding a camera in a cinema
>>223552011I don't know what that means, does it mean it's recorded from a theater? I wouldn't bother, I'm not watching it anyway in any form
can't kill niggers and gas kikes anymore (woke)
>>223552052Like that Seinfeld episode
throwing cashew nuts at the cat
>>223551997cope
aww nawrrr
>>223552082yeah exactly, cope with it you killable little incel
>>223552079stop that
What's his end game
>>223552052I see, don't understand why they even upload those, but look at the amount of seed...grim
>>223552039Penistone, New Brapshire
>>223552063video recorded, sound is direct feed from the theatre kit
>>223552091WE DON'T SAY NAWRRR
all my hairs falling outgreat stuff
>>223552091FOUND THE NIGGERKIKE
New>>223552117
>>223552099brown folk love em. All the same to them
ladsa quadruple bill of Frasier on Channel 4 is about ot begindon't think they've ever done this before you know
