It looms edition
help me
did you lot go to any events at the 2012 olympics? my parents were poor so i didnt
One decent fan is all that was needed to take the edge off the heat this summerIt's been alright
>>223552117The goyim have gone insane.
>>223552117it's good now because people look at her but what about when she's 50 and no one cares but she's at the same desk
>>223552117>real responsibilitieslolshe needs to get pregnant and raise a kid
>>223552163what's wrong mate?
>>223552175Presumably she'll have children and a family her job funds.
>>223552166no :(
I wonder what leftypols actual ethnicity is. I wonder if he's a jeet, nigger or kike
Europe has killed itself
>>223552117normies are so fucked in the head
are ya winnin son?https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1785579828050350.mp4
right well an aussie just called me an n-word k-word
>Former Premier league manager Redknapp claims Britain is 'overrun' with migrants as 60,000 storm Spain enclave
cleorr nawrr the condensation cleorr
my egg just cracked
just popping out to the gay anal dildo shop anyone want anything?
Absolutely mental how much of a pisstake maternity leave isThey even accrue holiday whilst they're off so most of the cunts who have mat leave at my toil come back for a couple of weeks and then they're off for ages using annual leave they've carried over
>>223552181help....
>>223552203Jezza Kyle wasn't happy with arr Harry
I'm putting the burgers in the air fryer tonight. Halfway through I'm going to put some slices of that cheap plastic cheese on them and then finish air frying. Toast some burger buns, then add a few jalapenos, gherkins and a bit of that burger sauce from M&S.
>>223552117Unpopular opinion: I want to marry this woman and eat her pussy every night
/brit/ is my canvas, the keyboard my brush, the muse guiding my every keystroke
>>223552184shes already too old for that
>>223552231you ever tried looking after a baby? no because youre quite literally physically incapable of doing it
>>223552191hes a young white man and he is going to make it
>>223552259Have you?
>>223552166went to a GB football match x
>>223552198braphog fucking simulator?
>>223552198honestly doesnt seem that bad of an idea to have a room like this for practice if you're a shagger. just have owning a multigym
>>223552271im not the one claiming its a pisstake
>>223552226you about to cross some fuckin LINES
was contemplating leaving the house today but there's no pointI could go somewhere and walk about alone but there's just... no point
>>223552240YJKJK
>>223552117She looks like my therapist
>>223552117Why is it that she can call out this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peOOTd22mi0 rightfully for being pathetic but if I were to call her out on this I would be labelled a chud incel or something
>>223552300ever have a dream about shagging her?
Right then, that appears to be a video of a sweaty naked Asian man shagging multiple sex dolls writhing around in his own juices
when’s too early to start drinking?
>>223552291So that's a noYes it's a pisstakeA year off with almost full pay to feed a mewling retard and change nappies each dayThat is not difficult
>>223552305what texture pack is this
Havent heard of Paul Merton for a while
>>223552305majestic viewmajestic horseberg
>>223552324we all saw it you boring bastard
>>223552338poo textures
>>223552333well it is difficult but even if it werent its not the pointyou cant look after a newborn baby while working a full time jobobviously
might buy an old bloodborne machine
>>223552361>well it is difficultHow so?
Old Man Wanking | 4k | Despacito Remix | Extended Cut
sweaty naked Asian man sex arse
>>223552317No but I've had many sexual thoughts about her. Just because she's pretty. It's not like a crush
>>223552240When I invented the 24 year old woman character, this is the sort of person I had in mind. Except she has red hair and wears a big men's winter coat.
Sucking a bbc
not sure what time to cookdo you have any recommendations?
>>223552395Chips
>>223552395Right now
>>223552384oh yes that famous character that everyone knows
>>22355239512:15
happy birthday to Mouse
>>223552384you invented the entire concept of 24 year old women?!!
>>223552398chips isnt time
11
happy birthday Mouse
Just paid my £79 Octopus Energy bill out of my £1800 monthly salary which I received yesterday Tomorrow will be my £750 a month mortgage.
>>223552410Do you know the character?>>223552419I invented the 24 year old woman character.
>>223552420it's always chips time
Proper obsess over women and shagging them then I shag them and absolutely hate them and everything about them and barely enjoy sex
>watching GB news because I'm a patriot >apparently the Spanish army in Ceuta aren't allowing the Moroccans to stop for any food or water so they have no choice but to waddle back>literally starving them out not that I disagree in any way obviously but how is this acceptable when the norm for europe over the past decade or two has been to bend over backwards and spread your cheeks for these illegals?this was an option the entire time?what the fuck?
mouse NONCE
arise sir bruno guimaraes
>>223552434very cool, can't get a mortgage me, have a shit credit score you see
>>223552440same but just the hating them and everything about them part
>>223552444very Caesar like
>>223552434could always set up a direct debit granddad so you don't have to waddle down to the post office with a fist full of coppers every time something needs paid
>>223552434sucker. my bill is only 76 and my mortgage is only 480
>>223552444 you believed farage when he said the eu was the reason britain couldnt tackle illegal immigration?
>>223552446Many forget this
Do you ever shag a bird and want to make a post about them on here then consider the 00000000.01% chance they are on here and then feel bad and don’t?
>>223552459>have a shit credit score you seehowwhy spend money you don't have
The British Government provides me with a stipend each month to keep a roof over my head, my belly full and, most importantly, keep me out of trouble
scottish school girls
>>223552504ktim
>>223552476no I believed my eyes when all the western european governments were bending over backwards to provide accomodation for these thirdies and the politicians shrugging their shoulders and saying they're bound by legislation, and them sueing the eastern europeans millions for refusing to accept their "fair share" of course
>>223552504the social contract
dimmed dem
>>223552444according to adam smith, merely increasing the population increases the economic activity which increases the wealth of the nation
>>223552499there's a 0% chance lad 0% chancethere are no women heredon't be insane
>>223552504same but it's a salary because im a government employee
>>223552504Money well spent
I think I'll use my credit card
>>223552539ayeleftypol thinks adam smith was wrong on everything except when it comes to immigunts
got the planets on
Leftypol cries about inequality but supports everything elites have done to make society more unequal He's a strange one that boy
thinking about snapfireflys prehistoric creps
Reform etc talk about cutting benefits etc like it won’t just immediately cause the UK to turn into Gotham city Benefits is the only thing stopping a large population of the stupid, the lazy, the brown and the low impulse control section of our society immediately resorting to crime Loads of genuine mentally ill and disabled and vulnerable people on benefits but they won’t be the problem it’s the other group who will freak out
>>223552571well rorke thinks he was right on everything except when it comes to immigrants
>>223552499theres no chance they are on 4chan, only 1 knows about it but she would never
>>223552584Right well that's nsfw then isn't it
10+ year old monitorberg is dyingend of an era. feel like that one fella who went through a stupidly long spool of wire and his wife didn't understand why he was upset
umm
>>223552613Porn and its consequences
>>223552613another cromen W
why is he avoiding filters nowis he really that desperate for us to see his little posts
Classic Tate W
>>223552613son
yeah i take my balls out to me if youve got a problem with that talk to ofcom
>brown hair>red beard I’m living proof that the Anglos were never meant to mix with the Celts
>>223552669corr
Have you ever collected a pizza from Dominos rather than had it delivered?
>>223552669too wide
>>223552669literally prowling the woods hoping a feral jungle man assaults her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAK6TQQEZJ4
>>223552676everyones beard is red
>>223552669running with a corset?get real >>223552701she's also a former breadtubing grifter flipflopping back and forth whenever it suits her
>>223552695i bought a pizza from asda yesterday
Isn’t pizza the cheapest to buy and most simple takeaway food and if so why is it so expensive
thank god I was too busy playing the Lego Star Wars video game on PS2 to see the cuck porn post
>>223552607rorke only really cares about immigrants tbf doubt rorke is someone who particularly puts much stock in the laffer curve, the PSNCR, interest rates and the like leftypol can make rorke cease to exist if xhe just chose to boot the thirdies out
>>223552647of course he’s desperate this is the only place he exists
>>223552701well yeah, she's literally the poster girl for grifter
'AVE YOU 'AD YOR LUSH FULL ENGLISH YET BRUV?
she0nhead was never a breadtuber
>>223552734Leftypol is a suicide cult thoughbeit Him booting out the thirdies would mean he ceases to exist also
watching silo through extra legal means because fuck gon happen
>>223552747YES LAD
>>223552715Bizarre lie
>>223552747yes mate
>>223552647Do you start doing your ritual as soon as you wake up? It’s 7am in Canada have you even had breakfast yet?
>>223552756literal lie
>UEFA to declare loss of confidence in Gianni Infantino as FIFA president.
Everything should be ran by massive capatilist companiesWhy do we have scumbags farmers forming collectives and getting paid millions in stipendsWhy do we have local chip shops charging £13 for fish and chips?Why do we have local mechanics overcharging people for shit, lazy service IKEA the fuck out of everything with massive companies and oversight, cheap, huge and streamlined Fuck local businesses
>>223552786never made remotely breadtubey content
>>223552721>>223552738we need to just start killing these race traitors in the streets. why the fuck aren't their fathers doing it? if I had a kid and it was dating a non-European I'd fucking honour kill the cunt
might get out of bed
>>223552777that egg is taking the absolute piss
>>223552799Couldn't be me
majority of all pork and dairy in this country is owned by foreigners and all profits go abroad
>>223552788fuck shitalians
nans sorted me out
>>223552777gert lush
laffer curve is simply true
>>223552777nigga raided an ostrich nest
>>223552669bend her over a boulder and go at it
>>223552790this. get rid of all regulations too
>>223552797chances of you having a kid ever?
>>223552814Hungarian, Belgian pork?
need to speak to a real person today. some of you would have a panic attack and not do it, but not me. i dont mind speaking to strangers
jacket potato and chips for tea
>>223552788Wish they’d done this a few decades ago when the bribery and corruption first became indisputable, but better late than never I suppose
Will leftypol admit he's wrong if Britain turns into some South Africa like country or will he still maintain he did the right thing
>>223552831Why is that sausage so long
>>223552831do one with a massive bean
>>223552831sausage longer than the hadrians wall
>>223552831the ming dynasty would be proud of that wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6CeA6vRtW4
>>223552300Dr Melfi vibes
cute gfs for all! (No incels)
>>223552862when the general opinion shifts everyone will act like they never supported immigration except a few diehard leftypols. you wont be able to find a single normal person that claims they supported it
>>223552876gpexclude all frogposters
>>223552871need to see her 'sehole
>>223552876She's not my type
>>223552869>>223552866
i'm a retarded tranny
>>223552737its sad desu>>223552784does that bother you
any man in seen the new spider man film yet 5 months until the next marvel kinoUGH
so hungover wank the back to sleep
>>223552862He’ll maintain he did the right thing, for sure, look at the leftists in South Africa for reference
Used to think fucking women would make me happy until I started fucking women and realised I’m a worm of a man and can’t be happy
>>223552876as a volcel I'm having her
>>223552880Yeah but what'll make the shift happen if it hasn't already? Like when the country is entirely racially segregated?
>>223552865
>>223552898no but someone from toil said she enjoyed it so that's all i got for you
The UK requires approximately 15.4 million hectares of overseas land to sustain current consumption patterns. Of this, 43% is located in Ireland.
>>223552876why is she wearing a hand towel?
playing some halo
No blacksNo dogsNo incels
consider the lapwing
>>223552905maybe youre gay
>>223552917the remake?
>>223552734milton friedman was a rorke though
>>223552885Ugly fridge bodied flat faced yellow pang pang LOL
>>223552855considering I've had girls say to me we'd have cute kids together, if I actually ever left my smelly little evil incel lair and talked to a woman I'd say the chances could be high
scre>>>/lgbt/44373602
>>223552933Good bird
>>223552911this nigga eating a bean
>>223552909its already happening
>>223552885corrr beabapoobee
tip cream
can i have a baked bean please
>>223552945
>>223552945his gaze is wide
>>223552963A worrying number of people are still in favour of it also as the wog population increases they'll have a large share of public opinion by default
Bumble = daily fatties, browns and ugliesHinge = less frequent but people you actually wanna shag Tinder = comp lobbies. i dont have the Elo for it
the old man stuff genuinely makes me scream and I want heathernonce dead
>>223552977why stop at one?
>>223552943sup SCOBY
>>223552862Probably say it was inevitable anyway
>>223552982we have increasingly brown young generationsgen z is brown enough as it is but gen alpha will be absolutely revolting
I want those moroccans here. sent over the fleet to pick them up. not enough moroccan restaurants and vibrant football fans in britain.
>>223552747Not quite a Full English. The moisture from the beans helps the bread go down easy.
need to wash up
>>223552990why do you talk about yourself in the third person mouldie?
>>223552996ThisThey'll say it's a natural and inevitable consequence of the empire despite that obviously being untrue
come on heatherpedophile do your hilarious and completely not washed up daily Rorke bit we’re all waiting
he didnt like that
Honestly we should just chimp out and wreck the joint so wogs have nothing when we pass from this world
Deleted my cookies and stuck doing ridiculous captchas again fuming
>>223552790>Why do we have local chip shops charging £13 for fish and chips?Overfishing
We at /brit/ have no recognised stance on Israel/Palestine
Saw a girl I used to have a massive crush on in sixth form while walking around town today and my heart started racing like I was a stupid 16 year old again. Beyond grim of me
>watching telly (haven't bothered to put in back in the attic after the world cup ended)>saw some advert for warburtons loaf of bread>who did it? only morgan fucking freemanwhy are a-list celebrities doing commercials for UK breadwhat he got paid for that must have been fucking pennies to himwhat the fuck
>>223553043why did you dlete your cookies
>>223553043Got banned for racism I take it?
>>223553053my stance is squash all the little Islam rats like bugs
>>223553055it's natural
>>223553043>select n stars with m spikes where n is congruent to m (mod p) for prime pI just wanna make a post man
>>223553055why would that be grim and not just very normal
>>223553060it's okay pal you don't have to be shy about watching TV
>>223553055Still wet behind the ears so you are
>>223553005sup mouldie
>>223553067>>223553068gfberg needed to borrow my computer
>>223552669crikey thats wide
the results are inin the 5% myself
all this drama on Horse`s birthday
>>223553081just solve fermat's last theorem to post bro just give it a solve bro its easy please bro
>>223553082>>223553076I’m 24 I really should still be getting anxious around women I haven’t spoken to for 6 years
>>223553081
>>223552777henberg had trouble squeezing that one out
>>223553111your brain hasn’t even fully developed yet you’re still a pup
>>223553103>chocolate ice cream that highdidn’t realise there were so many wrong-uns running about
>>223553103for me its vanilla and coffeewhen you get a real nice ice cream with real vanilla it slaps
Rorke doing the switcheroo (taking the charger out of his PlayStation controller and putting it in his phone)
>>223553053total zionist erasurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6CeA6vRtW4
>>223553103how is raspberry ripple in last place
>>223553103For me it's pistachio :)
>>223553103>mint choc chipthese people are out there and they vote
>>223553113
>>223553111the concept of nostalgia
>>223553146:(
looked up 0.2% of the population cos i cba doing that maths and all the search results are about Jews
>>223553140>wrong linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGguPt27Pzg
>>223553141it's not mate
>>223553141Childish flavour
>>223552945how does a pedo have a fetish for old men then
>>223553168ermmmm yea it fucking is you blind CUNT lmao
anybody have that image of the girl in the pink dress gingerpaedo used to post. it was weird. i want to know more about it
>>223553177what about all the 1% options below it?
Norwood 2 and an attitudeNorwood 2 and an attitudeitty bitty willy and a chud itty bitty willy and a chud
>>223553103>clotted cream a mere honourable mentionthe White race is dying
>>223553175He can have both, as the post points out he's obsessed with posting underage looking girls with old black guys
not that girl in the pink dress i might add. i only posted that for attention
>>223553183disgusting video
>>223552117zero emails replied to
>>223553103For me? It’s the noble honeycomb.
Clotted cream is a thick cream made by heating full-cream cow's milk using steam or a water bath and then leaving it in shallow pans to cool slowly. During this time, the cream content rises to the surface and forms "clots" or "clouts", hence the name.
wonder how many ropes i've shot in my bedroom over the years
>>223553043i still post on incognito for some reason, and im always "temporarily banned", so i have to do the email verification with the double captcha humiliation ritual if i want to make a rorke joke
Might play Palworld
I feel visceral pain when I see a cute girl around my age
nvm i found it on reddit of course. boring
>>223553225Thanks Qwen3-Next-80B-A3B-Instruct-GGUF
howling @ every reply to this https://x.com/AnthonyDaytv/status/2082780643230957634
>>223553174bet you like coffee and think you're so smart
i still use last.fm
>>223552117 The modern economy really is just jewish daycare for women so they don't have kids.
>>223553259Only black coffee, got like a million step routine to get like 4 drops
>>223553103only 2,011 britons like ice cream? can't be right
glad he found it was getting a little worried there x
>>223553247how do you not know creepy chan
>>223553258at least one of us did
>>223553207Are they raccoons?
still haven't got up and had a shower
>>223553285racoons?
>>223553285mental cats i think
Would love to become a tradie - would be one of the good ones who takes pride in their work and wins over the clients through my high quality services and friendly demeanour. Instead I’m a gay fucking economist making £50k a year to piss about in excel spreadsheets
>>223553285they're king juliens
>>223553300When she senses a BWC nearby
Roll call: Peter, John, James, Philip, Nathan, Matthew, Thomas, Simon.You in?
>>223553304how is the gay fucking economy doing these days
English FA calls for review of FIFA's leadership. FA spokeswoman:“We fully support UEFA’s position . It is time for a full and robust review of FIFA’s leadership and governance to ensure that the global game is run transparently, for the benefit of all 211 member nations and with the long - term stewardship of football at its heart”
raccoon girl detected
>>223553304woe is you
>>223553304they prolly all start out like that until 1 or 2 bad customers lead them to turn into the typical tradie
>>223553258scr
>>223553236>email verificationShould be safe as long as you use your work email
>>223553326Not jewish so no x
>>223553326My name is actually Thomas
>>223553300burrowing 'coon
>>223553304ktim, not the gay economist barely scraping by part
>>223553326yes I am in but I won’t tell you which one
Do you think heatherpaedo makes weird autistic stimming subvocalisations while he’s doing his little rituals. Like rocking back and forth in his chair and doing little yelps and happy groans when he hits “post” or gets a (You)
>>223553392Wouldn't know would I
>>223553304>would be one of the good ones who takes pride in their work and wins over the clients through my high quality servicesThen reality hits and you get pennypinched by every person you do a quote for, the ones that do pay don't want you around for weeks so you have to rush, most jobs are too small to be worth the drive out and family/friends are nagging at you to come and take a look at every little thing.Never learn a trade.
>>223553416>>223553416>>223553416
>>223552300all purposeless women look the same
