almost din dins edition
please... help me...
Any catbergs in?
>>223553436Queen
my feet are just lovely and soft
always chortle at these video thumbnails where the uploader has to put on a worried expression so everyone knows they disagree with the subject matter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yso3aj9ZVA
rorke enterprises getting acquired by Liquid Funding Ltd
I decided I will experiment with sitting outside in the garden today. I am a temporary incel and this is my journey
im cracking open the first cancheers.
>>223553416those furnishings are shit
how are you celebrating yorkshire day?
>>223553436White liberal women are worse than jews.
when i get a you i stand up clap my hands and say bradley then sit back down and keep waiting for another
>>223553465seen her rubbing her bits
>>223553445
>>223553475white women in general you mean
>>223553478Poo Cackling
orca dem
Up, showered and now having a wuppa. Garn head into town in a bit to get some food and some new clothes for me upcoming trip to Amsterdam. It Saturday x
>>223553489he doesn't look happy
reckon it might be a fried egg butty with chili oil on itthe eats are good today boys get it down ya happy days
Any other temporary incel man in
The Dominator™
>>223553489Fluffberg
>>223553416microchips in a bag? Do you do them on a plate?
>>223553468going to bake some parkin
>>223553489the proverbial 'berg as it were
tried the lee kum kee chili oil and think the old grandma one is better desu
Rorke believing all of John Kiriakou’s stories
>>223553445prefer not to say
wonder why DJs sometimes only have one headphone that they have to hold in their hand
might go cocking
>>223553466at least hes got a girlfriend
was road raging with these 2 guys earlier and my brother just sat in the passenger seat head down staring at his phone didn’t back me up at all me own fookin brother…
>>223553585SHITTING PEUGEOT
>>223553580
>>223553580done her
wanked over that didn't i
moon tranner detected
>>223553577They use it as a microphone
might do a coffee poo
>>223553577so they can cue the next track with the current one
>>223553507why do you need new clothes just to go to amsterdam?
is he going to box in his glasses? why the fuck did they take a pic with them on
might watch withnail and i. never really watched any british movies, its all yank/jap stuff
>>223553654It's a good strategy, his opponent can't hit him
All geology was once biology
Showered. Shaved. Moisturized. Feeling peng.
out of bed but not really doing much
>>223553666what about four weddings and a fiuneral
223553507avatar/signature use
>>223553666
>>223553684ktim
>>223553674bizarre and hurtful lie
You now remember NFTs
on second can now Orville peck playing comfy x
>>223553712Can see their shadows move
>>223553712fucken arrest em all
>>223553712
chief kyiv
>>223553687never heard of it, seems boring>>223553695thats nice
that's the gas back on then
>>223553718Her only good scene is JAVSY-166
john terry monkey nft
>>223553734its better than withnail and i
>>223553512
>>223553746now you're cooking with gas
>>223553416Who is this hobbit looking fellow?>>223553436woman moment
any zesty nigga batty in
my girlfriend is incredibly patient with me being a temporary incel
breads gone fucking moldy so no cunting egg butty for mefucks sake
>>223553782any more posts you'd like to respond to
>>223553370wish I could post in this thread but my net worth is only around $250k
>>223553761ok ill watch that instead
>>223553779right what he's done here is actually very clever
I'm a 33yo kissless virgin AMA
>>223553813you like stuff?
>>223553813why not give someone a kiss?
>>223553785i wish
>>223553785sonion :/
>>223553814
sick of seeing perfectly fine kids with ear defenders on just fuck off
Really missing one of my exes, who was basically a nudist when she was at home and enjoyed me walking in on her wanking. Current gf is a right frigid little madam.
>>223553838i wear mine to bed
>>223553813Just a few if I may.-How often do people ask you if you have a gf - if at all-Have you found you have gotten more or less attention from women as you have got older?-Have you ever paid for an escort or considered it?
>>223553819I guess>>223553823I can't talk to women let alone kiss them
any updates from the newly purchased first home on a busy main road?
>>223553580scream
>>223553875who said anything about women?
watching this classic againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8jATBfL2U
>>223553840women dont wank
>>223553838i went to a football game when i was like 12 where they had the massive fuck off speakers on the ground instead of hanging from the roof and it genuinely hurt my ears. all kids ears are more sensitive
love watching ssm morning uploafs with the gf while we have breakfast that’s 3 girlfriends I’ve enjoyed his content with
>>223553838By-product of too many parents thinking their kids are autistic cos they watched too many stupid parenting tips videos. I feel bad for the kids.
>>223553908they do my friend told me she used to before getting a boyfriend
>>223553580based, this is how you turn them away from YJK
>>223553908she had a princess wand
>>223553861>-How often do people ask you if you have a gf - if at allNever, its assumed I don't.-Have you found you have gotten more or less attention from women as you have got older?I've never got any "attention" really, women don't talk to me in that way, i'm very ghostlike or miss cues, I only really ever interact with service workers anyway like in coffee shops and the like.-Have you ever paid for an escort or considered it?Considered, but grim + expensive. I'm too handsome to do that, theres people worse looking than me easily shagging.
>>223553922inside the red tattoo
>>223553908They certainly do, they're just way more discreet about it and only talk about it with other women.
two anons mentioned their girlfriends but did you know that i too have one (my girlfriend)
>>223553922not shown on the image :/
thats three bradley claps wahey
bedroom actually is smelly today
the stats
>>223553922would tickle her toncils
>>223553922what am i looking at?
>>223553650I just want some new shorts lid. I still have new shirts and stuff that I bought for my holiday in Spain last month.
>>223553977oh my days this nigga seeding
roar
breath smells of 50 year old crackheads vagina
>>223553977good lad
>>223553820Never rated her
On an important rendezvous with Piehead in The Cuthbert Brodrick, Leeds
>>223553983how’s the bird x
>>223553986fat little oaf
>>223553983kill yourself paedophile
>>223553985show some respect
Spanish girls love bum fun. Next time you see or speak to one, just have it in your head that she loves having things inserted into her starfish.
finally done my washing upnow i'm free to cook whenever i want
>>223553986his greed will be his downfall
>>2235539228
on that YouTube grind x
any other slowly starting to get it back together fellas around?
>>223553935A few follow up questions if I may.-You say you are "too handsome to do that" - so you consider yourself attractive? Have you had any success on dating apps? (because if you were handsome then people would ask you if you have a gf wouldn't they + you would get some attention from women wouldn't you)-How many women your age have you actually interacted with? At school? Uni? Work? Seems like not very many-Would you say your social skills are less than your peers? Is that from lack of experience?
>>223554033not really a grind is it?
fuck am i going to do todayhalf the day wastedit'll just be boozing later on wont it so that's the evening gonethree hours to make something of the day
>>223554035trying my best, but this is the last timex
>>223554033can’t wait for the next autistic woodwalk
>>223553938>>223554030lies
berg in the sun
nescafe gold is the superior instant coffeein a class of its own
>>223554064Pointless thing to lie about considering it's an anonymous forum
>>223553977does seeding use your computer as storage for other people to download?
>>2235539224. the perfect fitany more would hurt her rorke you incel misogynist
>>223554073There are also no reasons not to lie if it's an anonymous forum
>>223554002We just staying friends for now. It for the best x
my willy is bigger than a can of monster energy, that's all i know
Got addicted to those Nescafe concentrated espressos for making iced coffee. Been having like 3 or 4 vanilla iced lattes every day. It has kicked my Costa addiction tbf since it tastes nicer than from the shop.
>>223554102how does it smell
>>223554039well im in bed with my stuffed cuddly toys and lager cans watching YouTube it hard life but someone has to do it x >>223554060get in pal
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
my gf does feel pain if I go in all the way idk if it's my willy being big or her gash being particularly small though
>>223554100I am very disappointed by Alika's bj skills I must sayshe can hardly cope with a 6 incher
>>223554100fairs what’s she like
>>223554115like willy
>>223554037>You say you are "too handsome to do that" - so you consider yourself attractive? Have you had any success on dating apps? (because if you were handsome then people would ask you if you have a gf wouldn't they + you would get some attention from women wouldn't you)Yeah I've made apps, I got two matches in a day last time I did (this week) but they seemed insufferable and I have no "rizz" or chat skills. In real life people can instantly tell I'm on the spectrum. It's not looks its more instantly giving girls the "ick" in reality>-How many women your age have you actually interacted with? At school? Uni? Work? Seems like not very manyI've been NEET since 16 so not many, no school or uni.>Would you say your social skills are less than your peers? Is that from lack of experience?My "peers" (people my age) are so indistinguishable from me with jobs and families etc that its pointless doing a comparison.
imagine helperpedo bringing a girl back to his care home to shag
need to fizz up some water
>>223554093>we've already got pedos here so let's just let in more pedosleftypols "intelligence" everyone
i'm a retarded tranny
Y'all remember tizer?
>>223554072Why not invest in a drip maker?
>>223554072All instant coffee is pleb tier shite. Get yourself some decent coffee beans, a caffetiere or Moka and a bean grinder, and you'll never look back.
>>223554151true say
>All instant coffee is pleb tier shite. Get yourself some decent coffee beans, a caffetiere or Moka and a bean grinder, and you'll never look back.
gone past the point of hunger where i now cba to cook or eat
>>223554072can't buy it all the time though
>>223554128>I've been NEET since 16 so not many, no school or uni.That seems to be the problem if you are not lying about your handsomeness. If you had actual friends you would develop your social skills and furthermore you would have opportunities to meet women>people can instantly tell I'm on the spectrumI doubt you are. Probably just never had the chance to develop your social skills like a normal person
>>223554134Quentin is genuinely a shagger. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s pulled some stunners in his time.
>>223554120mental how different fannies are, I’ve had women say they couldn’t feel my 6 inches and I’ve had women physically push me away after I go all the way in cos they can’t take it.
>>223554144used to have one of these
>>223554134oooo saa yu can be doin that saa no outside visitahs pass ten saa
>>223554184people do be looking like this
Sucking a Tango Cherry
>>223554208put that down my jap
>>223554168>buy loads of expensive equipment and expensive beans and spend a lot more time making each coffee and it will be slightly betterwow that’s incredible mate you’re a genius
>>223554199before or after he wanked another man off on camera
>>223554168I like all coffeeI drink instant, I drink coffee from the coffeeshop, I drink coffee made from ground coffee from the supermarket, I grind my own beans, I drink moka pot, aeropress, french press, I even drink coffee made in my pod machine
>>223554184Enjoy your overpriced, hot brown slop drink. Also, fuck Scotland.
>>223554224:/ What is wrong with you
>>223554225>>buy loads of expensive equipmentCan get a grinder for £20, and a cafetiere for £10>and expensive beans Beans are not expensive >and spend a lot more time making each coffee Not really, total time in terms of actual effort put into a cafetiere is like 1.5 minutes including washing up>and it will be slightly betterMuch nicer
>>223553468is it yorkshire day, ill give her a calll
>>223554227this guy coffees
>>223554224
So very gay to faff about with coffee like that
>hot brown slop drinkpeak contrarian
>>223554227Nooooooo you have to ONLY like single origin beans brewed in a Japanese V60 with 86 degree water for 2 minutes you CANNOT like instant!!
best instant
forgot it was Yorkshire day. YORKSHIREYORKSHIREYORKSHIREYORKSHIREYORKSHIRE
rorke seething about coffee because it’s brown
>>223554227I drink all of it apart from instant, it's just pretend coffee and it's horrendously overpriced for what it is.
>>22355428786 degree water is very cold unless youre using a super dark roast
they did smokey dirty with that painting
>>223554224roar scream
>>223554297in what way is instant pretend coffee
farts are getting warmer. wretched bowl movement on the horizen
minced bean juice
>>223554317ngl Canadian, you seem desperate to fit in around here
>>223554309what is this font. the one from alternate MCU movies
You grew up here
>>223554313it’s ersatz coffee for lower class retards who vote reform
>>223554134He won't ever though. He will die a sad lonely virgin while simping for his ASMR thots.
>>223554288mentionedDunkin imo makes the smoothest tasting mass produced bean slop drink
i have a grinder and an espresso machine but i mostly have instant coffee. i like having more liquid to drink and i cba with the effort most of the time
>>223554288Do they do a Zesty Somalian
>>223554331its convenient coffee for convenience
ian dunkin smith
>>223554265A £20 grinder will be literal, and I mean LITERAL dogshit and make worse coffee than instant. It will have tons of fine particles in it that will ruin the extraction completely. You need to spend at least £150 or so before you start seeing good filter coffee grinders for filter and at least £400 before you start seeing good espresso grinders. If you can’t afford a good grinder you’re better off buying pre-ground unironically as they are at least ground with good commercial grinders and you get a consistent size, even though it will go stale very fast it’s better than the uneven sour piss water you get with a cheap grinder
>>223554327so what
>>223554348colossal faggot
mental how germans tax coffee as a luxury goodbizarre country
>>223554376rapes you arse until nothing remains
instant coffee was for war time rationing rorke drinks it because he likes to larp that his name will go on a cenotaph one day
>>223554370>ou need to spend at least £150 or so before you start seeing good filter coffee grinders for filter and at least £400 before you start seeing good espresso grinders.this is nonsenseyou can get hand grinders with perfectly good burrs in them that are capable of grinding for espresso for less than £100
Coffee is the biggest psyop I know of, can't believe how many people have been duped into thinking that shite tastes good and spending loads of money on it and YES i've had the "expensive" barista hipster shit before and it still tastes utterly vile.and I quite like lattes, but only because the horrific taste is complimented by milk. Drinking black coffee is like eating raw garlic or something
>>223554376he said grinder not grindr
Rorke doesn't understand that things change
>>223554406It makes the morning more tolerable
they're posting about coffee again like anyone gives a shitlast time i spent money with /brit/
Nespresso master race here. I look down on the plebs who use instant and grind their own beans. Pathetic povvos.
>>223554406i like raw garliceveryone's taste is different x
sir shit-a-lot
>>223554370>A £20 grinder will be literal, and I mean LITERAL dogshit and make worse coffee than instant.Incorrect, Kingrinders are cheap as chips and excellent value for moneyIgnoring the rest of your post
>>223554370you can get perfectly fine hand grinders for around 50-60gbp
this is what's stopping me from being an elite soldier and mountaineer I simply couldnt put my dear old mum through something like this.
>>223554406you just have a child's palate . go suck your mums tits if you're still into milk
Bitter, adrenaline bean juice YUM!
>>223554384it should be taxed as a luxury goodit's hard to grow, takes ages process, and has to be shipped half way around to the world just to be processed again once it gets hereif you're buying cheap coffee then someone (probably the growers) are getting fucked over
antisemetic arguments fall apart once you push back Like when people say Israel are trying to destroy Europe, ask what would they gain from destroying their only supporters and the start going ehhhh ummmm
coffeemongs going to war about the best way to make itteachads sticking a Yorkshire teabag in the mug with one sugar and a splash of milk
Dunkin donuts sounds like a euphemism for gay anal sex
>>223554370>£400 before you start seeing good espresso grinders.Hardly anyone needs that, espresso at home is a whole other level
>>223554405You absolutely can and the espresso will be absolutely terrible. I’m talking about actual espresso here by the way not the shite that comes out of a pressurised portafilter.
>>223554406Nothing will beat a moka pot
>>223554406this is how i feel about cheese
>>223554460they're destroying the goyimthey get a free hand in europe
>>223554448at least he died pushing the limits of what humans can do, some lil bros will die not having pushed the limits of what an incel can do
>>223554313It's processed crap made from low quality beans.
>>223554288I made nescafe frappe today
>>223554461and ten trillion microplastic particles yummy
>>223554406you are probably the same poster who gets irate about people drinking beer because your taste never matured past the level of chicken nuggets and pepsi max
>>223554454Most economically literate leftymong lol
Filling your belly with warm coffee liquid stimulates your G-Cells and triggers the same gut reaction as eating a full meal, if you catch what I'm putting down
>>223554406autistic frog poster has autism tastes shocker
>>223554475What do you mean free hand in Europe.Explain it because logically it does not make sense to destroy your only supporters
Rorkes dad trying a black americano on grindr
>>223554406You're just autistic
coffeecels rumbled
>>223554465Nobody “needs” any kind of coffee equipment it’s all a luxury. But I have a really great espresso set up at home and I would never use a cheap espresso grinder. My grinder cost nearly £600 and it was second hand as well.
>>223554470Agreed, it's the goat method. Bought myself pic related a few years ago, love it.
enjoy all the 'refined taste' shit but could never get into beer. tastes too much like liquid bread
>>223553813Sorry to hear that. I'm 43, I gave up around your age.
>>223554454how would taxing it help the growers
gonna be stopping at Burger King drive thru on the way to my gfs house this evening x
watching the frasier episode where the mum from malcolm in the middle cucks frasier for his dad
>>223554534getting her a whopper?
>>223554524For me, it tastes bad and feels physically bad to drink
no? No one can tell me the logic behind destroying your biggest supporters? Thought so
>>223554517could never get this working right on a gas hob. either spurts out violently or goes so slow the coffee is burnt
>>223554517I had the original one but the seal got fucked how does this one improve it? Used to love sitting and drinking a whole pot of treacle black 'fe of a morning.
>>223553983get some m&s shorts, they're womfy and feel very posh and upmarket
>>223554563Come over to mine and I'll teach you
>>223554546cor yeah lad that’s being saved for bedtime tho
if I dont get hot mouldy bean juice in the morning I get VERY angry
>>223554406TRVKE NUKE
>>223554586ew dont eat a burger in bed
liquid bread is a great idea. it's what people want. all the flavour none of the faff. they need to invent a beer flavoured vape
>>223554480>processedAll coffee is “processed”, why do low IQ mongs love using that word when they don’t know what it means? You can even buy specialty grade instant coffee nowadays.You really think the coffee you’re drinking is not processed?
>>223554561come back later if you want to bait the antisemites theyre all still sleeping
>>223554570>but the seal got fuckedYou can just replace it, they're not expensive
>>223554506too soon
>>223554534they still do that wagyu burger that gordon shilled?
>>223554608we aren’t.
interesting thread atmosphere
processing a poo
>>223554584ok whats your address
hm yes the mentally stunted frogposter and anime posters both hate coffee
>>223554603This is close
For me? It's an energy drink first thing in the morning. No allegiance to any particular brand either. Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar, Reign. I'll drink any of them.
>>22355462651 Victoria Quay, Swansea
>>223554628you chug poo beans and milk to cope through the day
>>223554351Underrated
>>223554524I like Peroni's in the summer. They have a sort of sweetness to them, but yeah beer is vile as a whole
>>223554636
>>223554631Bit grim
>>223554460totally destroyed those imaginary people saying ehhhh ummmm
>>223554645i chug beans into your mums cunt you idiot
>>223554631will be the death of you
>>223554534how did you get your girlfriend? dreamt her up?
>>223554512you do not need to spend £600 on a second hand grinder to make good espresso i mean fine if you want to but the idea that you need to spend £450 on a grinder to make good espresso is hilarious
>>223554631mountain dew clears
Anyone who uses the word "vile" to describe food or drink has a woman's soul
carling is 3.4% now even weaker pisswater
>>223554605Coffee beans are just roasted, idiot.
>>223554674hinge years ago
>>223554678vile troll
>>223553750nips are disgusting so no
>>223554695some times they're washed
>>223554695not even close to true
>>223554631Based x
>>223554720>>223554720>>223554720
>>223554695Which makes them processed. But that’s not all that happens to coffee beans. Maybe you should learn about all the different processes that go into it before you sound like a mong.
lots of coffee is fermented too :)
>>223554695this is what coffee looks like when it comes off the tree
