real new
>>223556332
>>223556332
>>223556332

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I just want you to be happy, son

that was really nice

katie had good genes

off to see my lovely gf tonight x

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>Can you really not imagine someone doing anything besides getting drunk, clubbing, and trying to get women?
>How fucking sad

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oh Greeno Eats !!

you`re looking
Awfully
Rotund !!

Frankly find both sexes utterly repulsive for the most part, have nothing in common with ordinary people, scarcely feel human, I am totally alienated from mainstream society and whatever is considered normal

>>223557811
sup mouldie

>>223557811
do you enjoy that?

>something beside women

virtually nothing to do apart from finding a woman

Poo came out at a weird angle and I had to chase the remnants down the side of my leg with the toilet paper

worried about ari

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>>223557811

oh she’s a bad psyche. a bad bad psyche

>>223557803
Seems you've been triggered somewhat by the notion of someone living for something besides alcohol and access to a vagina

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Since I fucked my self into a corner should I be a

Alcoholic
Drug addict
Or work a terrible job and kill myself

>>223557836
how is poo getting on your leg

>>223557847
dont set him off please

The woman from Winter Olympics.. she is in British policewoman uniform from AI prompt XD

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>Seems you've been triggered somewhat by the notion of someone living for something besides alcohol and access to a vagina

>>223557847
stoppit

>>223557775
whats an IYC

raging silently

>>223557842
dead within a year or 2 if she doesn't snap out of it

>>223557823
I'm indifferent to it. It's not something I can control.

sydney harwin instructing me to wank

>>223557803
honestly women really do have it worse than men, they have to deal with all these disgusting performative beta pussies.
They're wolves in sheep clothing, with not a trace of humanity in them.

enjoying a coke zero

>>223557810
I don`t Like

Greeno Eats
ok ..

He
Is
Too

fame

Hungry !!

I’m a cisgender male that takes HRT. There’s nothing wrong with it.

going to crack open my wine and let it breathe for a bit

there will never be a white british internet flavour of the month girl. the genetic implications are too large to ignore

big ben? more like
big benis :DDDDD

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dem british genes

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>>223557874
:(

>>223557903
sir roidtranny

>>223557913
this doesnt work. you aerate it by swirling it around in the glass but mostly by slurping when you take a sip

>>223557923
actually make that 3 to 6 months

>>223557852
Not sure actually
It was a soft smelly poo as well like babies you know the ones
going to operate under the assumption it's coz I've got bum cancer

>>223557889
more like cock zero

>>223557914
crackychan

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

rorke watching blacked
leftypol watching blacked

we're all watching blacked

dogberg slept with me in bed because of thunderstorm, i don't think i could sleep for longer than 2 hours without being woken up and having to fall asleep again.
Feeling non human

>>223557973
im getting blacked

>>223557937
well i say it tastes nicer when i do it so what now

>>223557951
Anon that was well over a decade ago. We're getting old.

>>223557925
I’m not a tranny, but I do take oestrogen

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>>223557914

>>223557923
whys she doing that

got that muthafuggin klinefelter syndrome

the abysmal life of zied and cordy

>>223557991
you're a deluded schizo

THIS GEEZER JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ARSE BRUV

Can’t wait for Ariana Grande to drop dead so Arianatranny will have a meltdown

whys ella purnells eyes so big

Finished updating the spreadsheet. Looks like my net worth increases £40,000 every year since records began (2022).

>>223557923
disgusting
would love to crack her sternum with a well placed dragon kick

It's like a film in here sometimes

>>223558019
Why can't he enjoy his wine how he wants
No-one cares about your opinion on things. That's why you're spending tonight alone in your bedroom

why are black zoomer lads so tall

>>223558027
got that muthafuggin graves disease

>>223558037
it's like everyone always say, once you go black you never go back.

>>223557850
troon out

>>223558054
looks a bit wotanic this

DENNAL plan
lisa needs braces

DENNAL plan
lisa needs braces

>>223558054
SIUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>223558053
well that's me shagged up the arris isn't it

>>223558027
wrong perspective. her face is tiny and skinny

>>223558037
like a brian de palmer flick

>>223558054
wotan

Just got a first service charge bill and they are asking for about £1000 for the first quarter. That must be a typo? Says there's a reserve fund to be calculated still too.

What society expects:
>Ages 0-3 you're free to do what you want
>4-18 you attend school, study hard, learn basic human life
>18-21 you go to uni, or do an apprenticeship, make friends, develop hobbies, get a sex life
>21-22 you apply for 200 jobs a month, every month, until you find one
>22-29 you work your arse off at work 8-5 every day, consume media and search for a mate in your free time
>29-36 you have a kid or two, learn how to parent, while juggling work too
>31-55 you raise your kids, ferry them to hobbies, pretend to be friends with their friends parents, go to work, probably in a new position that pays slightly more but is insanely more stressful
>55-67 mostly free of the kids, keep on working the 8-5 even though your body is now failing to keep up and new young employees keep zipping around
>68-death - doss around in a bungalow consuming media and gardening while your body slowly falls apart, visits to hospital happen more frequently, if you're lucky you'll have a grandkid or two

>>223557914
belle delphine

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Hungriana Grande stuns at Eternal Starvation tour

wotanic old man wank

2 weeks til my hrt gets here
unless it gets siezed

>>223558096
Ask them, not us. Stop being a coward. We are not your mates and you have no mates.

>>223558102
sad

>>223557914
there's at least 100 queens of brit

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looking at Kamala Harris's face
Her face looks quite fresh and non-windswept and dare I say it quite pretty for a woman in her 60s (forgive me rorke), then you look at her neck and it's 3 decades older than her face is

wtf?
how does that happen?

wotan scobie

blog on

>>223558096
its because you live on the waterfront. not so cheap now is it homeowner fag

>>223558111
your my mate :-)

>>223558123
s

>>223558120
do you have a good photo to share so i can have an opinion

>>223558104
you one of those trannies then?

>>223558120
retard

>>223558111
Plenty of people here are fellow homeowners and might know. We're not all renting oiks.

The Ariana spammer turns nasty towards her as he realises she's had more cock in her than he's had microwaved dinners

just saw a naked old geezer orgasming

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>>223558120

Just got bad leg cramp :'(

>>223558140
sam hyde is looking good

>>223558161
Round at your papas were you?

need pictures of Sir Andy Burnham with enlarged hands

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>>223558140

leaning in for a kiss and she pulls away and goes "oh my god what are you doing" then scampers away

>>223558138
Would rather not say

>>223558161
ktwm

>>223558161
did it taste well?

>>223558120
afrogranny genes fighting babhi genes
also she's a californian so doubtless she's had a few procedures

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>>223557795

https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?is=kZTnrr8zbQgHqcQx

based jew Cameron winter

>>223558173
*slices your leg open to release the imp inside who's been squeezing your muscles*

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absolutely fed up to the arse of it

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Me? Having a wint in town. Might as well x

can you just shut up or fuck off

hate all this platforming shite in stellar blade
just obnoxious and shite

rec me some (incest) porn

mi bomba

no don't think I will

>>223558222
be nice ok cunt

>>223558201
>EUPD stands for Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder, which is the same condition more widely known as Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD)

>>223558214
Looking good mate! get that polished off.

would you rather be stuck on a desert island for a year with your mum or your dad?

>>223558233
for me its watching amateur milf pov videos and imagining its incest

>>223557789
kek it really does look like that

just had a very nice wank

>>223558214
shopping update?

>>223558211
just realised, it's bloody awful in england, but scotland it's really pleasant isn't it, perfect weather to go out for a walk in a t-shirt

I'm 30 and I'm never going to have a job or friends or sex or happiness or a house of my own
At least these days having a job isn't worth it really why would I waste my entire life toiling for porky when I can play video games

>>223558260
Mum
My dad is in an urn upstairs

>>223558233
like those ones with the """""sleeping""""" step sister and he walks in her room, she's wasted and sleeping, slowly peels back the covers and starts groping her tits and then puts his cock her mouth

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As if fucking Samwise Gamgee's daughter liked me on hinge lmao

https://www.instagram.com/p/Csr9o90u6oO/

>>223558055
british genes create very small men. many africans dont have this problem

>>223558263
it's the only proper way. real "incest" porn is usually cringe

>>223558260
mum by far
>nicer
>better at cooking/planning/organising
>eats less
>less chance of butting heads/alpha male domineering
>chance of a shag

>>223558260
mum the sex would be crazy

Drinking Evian water

>>223558140
Cookies.
Preheat the oven.
Tray.
Butter. Good butter.
Smear the tray with the butter. Be generous.
Fridge. Cookie dough.
Form discs. Oven ready. Into the oven.
*Bats chef's hat*

>>223558236
CLAAAAAT

>>223558187
happened one time

>>223558275
Who will be there for you once mum and dad have gone? Who will look after you when you're old? It's time to get out there.

>>223558296
get the load shared

>>223558296
send her a message "Nice feet, Ali" or you're a pussy

>>223558312
ffs

>>223558274
>perfect weather to go out for a walk in a t-shirt
yeah if you want to get fucking soaked in rain and get a cold

Drinkign coke zero

>>223558315
I spent £40 in Aldi earlier

>>223558324
I'll just die when that time comes

bullying the cat bevcause shes smaller than me

NO TENGO DINERO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDJ7NCFi8qQ

hangover not shifting accepted it and go tup

>>223558342
nice
that's alright that stuff

>>223558317
read this in Antony bourdains voice personally

>>223558296
>puts the feet pics on her dating profile but not instagram
actual whore material honestly

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doing zero coke

>>223558355
they played this at work once and it was litty

batty rasclart tings in dis thread

>>223558270

I bought two pairs of Adidas shorts x

hey
vsauce
michael here

noncing myself soon

>>223558388
too big

inventing a poo picker upper that picks the poo right into a poo bag and maybe ties it

i will drug you and fuck you
on the permafrost

>>223558266
why not just go outside, your country is full of beautiful women unlike the hambeasts of england

>>223558352
:/

>>223558344
Thank you. What did you get?

>>223558355
"war aesthetics" and it's just military excercises footage

Curling up and waiting to die

Two lads from Newcastle just asked me if I wanted to buy some charlie lmao. Pretty sure they were both coked off their nut.

>>223558388
why are her tits like that, they're like tubes.
Would still empty my bollocks on her if you know what i mean.

need to get on that hinge game

anyone not a chad on there actually get attention or is it just like all the others lads?

>>223558388
Amazing

>>223558425
amazing

Techno and slags

The majority populations of USA and Britain are unique even among western countries for their complete lack of agency in the face of Jewish domination. Completely oppressed and helpless, worse than the Russians during the peak of Soviet domination. This is due to structural and cultural weaknesses produced by liberal individualism and capitalism, which leaves Anglo nations more susceptible to Jewish group power seizing strategies.

That said, there certainly are insufferable Anglo (though many of them on X are covert Jews and mischlings) butt goys who want to be buried alive with their Jew masters much like the servants in the Pharoah's tomb. They're mostly right wing Tory types who will loan themselves for any agenda in exchange for personal enrichment and prestige.

The same traitors to the white race who doomed us all to our current situation in World War 2.

>>223558422
get on feeld

Belarus is one of my favourite countries

>>223558425
good gif
mind if I save it?

>>223558422
It worked for me, found the women I'd always wanted. Granted that was years ago so I've not idea how it is now

do people unironically have foot fetishes or are their brains just minced by the internet and porn? I dont remember anyone mentioning feet when I was a teenager

>>223558446
Go right ahead :)

>>223558435
yes
Yes
YES

>>223558445
Aren't they transphobic over there?

>>223558435
good post

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>>223558352
>>223558417
thank God you'll do nothing

>>223558419
this is like a twice daily event for me every time i visit Manchester city centre
place is just filled with people selling drugs out in the open daylight

everyone watching ukraine and the gulf
we should drop another one on japan out of nowhere just for a laugh

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my lottery. At least there's a slim chance of winning

>butt goys
scr

>>223558409
only food and drink really. I didn't treat myself to any special buys

>>223558476
you need japan

>>223558443
sup mouldie
>>223558452
I've been extremely into womens feet since I was like 7 years old, sisters friends came by in the flipflops and such.

>>223558201
she really was a bit mental wasn't she, just look at those cut scars.

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>>223558311
>>chance of a shag

>>223558415
get the feeling your side don't get the same nostalgic vibes for what in the west was always footage of news going on somewhere else

>>223558504
one of our cocks would've saved her

The unspoken rule of this country is that you have no business bettering yourself and it should be ridiculed. Know your place. Basically classism. Once you view the UK through this lens a lot of things start to make sense.

>>223558460
no one really cares unless youre openly mincing down the road being flamboyantly ott gay
j mean no one wants to see that shit anywhere

>>223558477
I remember when one of these worked for me and I thought I'd cracked the code, then the next 20 lost. That was with only 4 selections too, I'd say the chance is minuscule lad.

>>223558452
not got a foot fetish but I saw a video once where a woman wanked off a man with her foot in tights while she looked very disgusted and scornful and it was good

>>223558415
the Cold War never went hot

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>>223558476
I'm watching IRyS, don't kill my japan housed demmies

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so sick of this cold miserable rainy weather

>>223558452
not into feet but soles are ok

>>223558460
No

>>223558485
I don't buy special buys often but I bought a water bottle the other day

>>223558562
Drink a Budweiser then smoke a doobie. Then everything will be better ok

Reckon I might actually watch the Lord of the Rings tonight, it's literally the peak of cinema. Nothing will ever top it. Saving Private Ryan and Schindler's List were very good, but not LOTR good.

Mad to think that Samwise's daughter is old enough to shag now

Going for a nice stroll. You coming?

I miss the deadline for college classes I will be 24 the time I get to do college classes so I don't see the point in trying because I already failed at the courses that matter. It feels like no matter what I can't get a nice cushy white collar job

>>223558580
Green Lane?

Womfy

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785598424514233.mp4
what do we make of this

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>>223558528

>>223558579
escapism again is it?

>>223558551
unless you were a thirdie or the serbs burned down your village

>>223558579
You won't.

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is Sadie Sink fit? Apparently shes the new Jean Grey in the X Men

>>223558530
indeed, she seems mad for it.
>>223558584
why did you miss them?

"Cold War gone hot" is one of the most kino alternate history scenarios
Criminally underused

>>223558546
>while she looked very disgusted and scornful
this is the hottest part
for me if those "first time anal" videos where they zoom in on her face and she's visibly in pain and moaning like a stuck deer
oh god my dick

>>223558607
Pale gingers are always fit

the first lotr film is ok but the second and third are genuinely bad

>>223558530
You see it in this thread too. Look at how any homeowner is treated with envy rather than admiration.

Only /Brit/ poster I'm jealous of is PaddyChad

how about its Schindlers lisp and he's gay

>>223558584
college and whitecollar jobs are foid and eunuch class only, you're not allowed.

>>223558588
What?

>>223558601
>serbs burned down your village
didn't happen + they deserved it

>>223558616
meant for : >>223558528


>>223558625
tried and failed to rewatch them, just find them utterly boring

Anyone else having an epic fart time?

rorke's Grey Jeans

>>223558639
It's an allegory for smoking marijuana

might break up with the bf because I keep getting sad about my ex and I don't think that's a good foundation for a relationship

>>223558607
probably a better actress then that hammy Sophie Turner

>>223558617
well, the ‘cold war’ never ended. if by gone hot you mean a direct confrontation between 2 major powers it could still happen (but nothing ever does)

>>223558580
save my strolls for around 15:15 mon-fri

>>223558638
I just wanna be in a nice lab I work landscaping there is no way I would make enough money to support myself with it or have any money

>>223558664
was your ex black? how big was his cock?

>>223558660
Ohhh. Nah I very rarely smoke weed anymore

Ripping some of my DVDs before they go into storage and I'm using an old laptop drive for it
half an hour per disc and I've got 4 discs to a season and 9 seasons
Might just not even bother, feels like a waste to buy a better drive to only use it once

>>223558688
kill yourself

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Tonight's watch sorted

>>223558600
what

>>223558602
wanna bet?

robotics
fried chicken
party in the hollywood hills

my da prefers the hobbit films to the rings

>>223558625
Battle of Helms deep is the best fantasy battle ever portrayed on screen

>>223558673
>well, the ‘cold war’ never ended
China is not the USSR

>>223558682
are you the Massachusetts complainingblogpostlad or the Florida one?

only star wars films i really like are the phantom menace and rogue one

>>223558704
decent double feature tbf

enjoy x

>>223558674
um

peter jackson is a shite director
good with effects and that side of things
utterly awful in every aspect
shot reverse shot shot reverse shot shot reverse shot
yanwnorama

>>223558735
might of sight seeing
tights
skirts
blazers

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enormous baps cannot be hidden

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never seen a star wars movie

>>223558699
i just use my old laptop drive to watch films + shows and rip cds

>>223558727
not watched any star wars films but i've played lego star wars and I like darth maul

/brit/ is better than any film

>>223558724
Massachusetts the shithole filled with terrible people I suck at everything I do I am truly a useless human being I am gonna see about getting on disability and giving up I heard I could use my autism for section 8

>>223558763
they do love they head-shrinking filter

>>223558763
would

Neighbours very noisily having a garden party and among them is... a yank oh dear... the others voices blend together but her accent penetrates everything

>>223558741
watched that frighteners a few years ago and it was honestly crap

>>223558775
go west, young man

Took some things to the landfill and saw a bunch of window AC units sitting around. Like 10+. Might start a charity for you guys like how we send old cars to Africa.

>>223558673
"cold war" itself is an oversimplification of 44 years worth of modern history but there is clearly an intervening period between there being a USA-Soviet Russia strategic axis and whatever the fuck it is we have now with Trump

>>223558775
Have you considered Merchant Marines? I think it's easy to get into it out there

>>223558798
invite yourself over

might get a shag

>>223558798
she fit at least?

>>223558798
always funny just how much yank accents stick out

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Ricky Gervais' newest comedy is some shite utterly soulless looking cartoon where everyone is cats and his cat just says insults that have lost their edge since 2006, bullies the other cats, complains about how religion is dumb, complains how everything is woke, and how you get cancelled these days (it's on Netflix and he's getting millions from it)
Just goes to show it was always Merchant who was the funny one.

>>223558714
depends on how you want to define it i guess but it’s rooted within a broader struggle of us imperialism and us opposition to socialism

>>223558802
>>223558816
>Let's hire a useless man who sucks at everything to be a merchant marine?
>He is as dumb as a Indian
>And probably as weak as one

>>223558616
>>223558650
Rio de la plata rata

>>223558807
honestly jealous from seeing some of those ewastefinds posts on 'ddit

boytummy...

i should kill myself nigga

>>223558838
all actors just have one great performance in them and its basically just playing themselves

>>223558842
The most powerful people in the world right now are useless men who suck at everything, theres no excuse.

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>>223558838
we get it, you're offended. We don't care.

playing puzzle games and coming up with the solution and feeling very smug imagining the greatest minds of the world secretly spying on me and measuring my untapped IQ potential and realizing they need to harness my intelligence

is it ok to wank to dead women? i've spunked to amber rayne not that long ago

>>223558763
get lost rubbing this in my face you stupid mick

>>223558868
ok

>>223558916
Its what they would have wanted

>>223558842
think about how stupid the average person is, completely ignorant, unmotivated, lazy, undisciplined.
Despite all this, they made it, so if they could, why not you?

>>223558452
I've been psyopped into feet for years but a recent cute cosplayer doing feet stuff on X put me off them. It just wasn't right

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>hey honey, dinner's almost ready. did you win big on your video game?

how respond?

Arguing about films and directors and shit is peak Reddit

>>223558916
keeping their memory alive