Handley Page Victor edition
Six seven
it's so hot I can't play my video games
the internet is a psyop to prevent white men from procreating
>>223560586Ever been to split
>>223560586whatcha playing lad
off to drive over to my gfs house very shortly for a night of cuddles and picking up burger king on the way xx
>>223559237What's there to do in glasgow?
>>223560613ever shag her up the arse?
>>223560586the heat has made it's way over to you then, about bloody time, what sort of temps?
supping on a leffewatching frasier
>>223560601Worked a fucking charm on you clearly
>>223560613she's with me lil bro, go play with your nintendo switch, we're busy.
>>223560628yea once
>>223560629Looks like Kenosha
Got the Angel on
>>223560664did you get poo on your willy?
on the booze arent iwould be rude not to
Genuinely just wanked and cummed to a webm of a black man doing bicep curls with a white woman in his handsMight be time for a little grow up
>>223560677no but i have before with another girl, went in clean and came out like a magnum
I’m a retarded mentally ill tranny freak
SEA dem baddies on the yonder
shut up or fuck off
leftypol vs rorke
wish i could work at pret but they're never hiring. greggs is killing me.
>>223560705Think I must be a faggot because I find this repulsive
>>223560718you've just got to sausage roll with the punches
Aitch the millionaire wigger rapper is asking YOU for donations for his mong sister !
>>223560687It's a criminal webm, waving that arse in front of our eyes and it's not getting plapped
My life is like Chainsmoker Cat only if instead of being a cute Japanese catgirl with friends it was an ugly disfigured English incel with no friends.
my life is like gay porn ricky gervais
>>223560712What’s your problem
my lifegay porn
>>223560720Don't like wasians?
leftypol: birdbergrorke: mouseberg
braun's post-war products were so peng
right bye for now /brit/ enjoy spending saturday night talking about poo and that
got the salsa on, loving it x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oY3dBCDj0w
watching Spider-Man with the missus okThe new one at the cinema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDJ7NCFi8qQNO TENGO DINERO!
>>223560748It's how the rich stay rich aha
>>223560792*gulp*this isn't where I parked my car
>>223560838I'd web her up if you get what I'm sayin
>>223560601trvke
any Ace Combat man in?
Live your dream in Llanelli
>>223560838didnt even know there was a new spider man out
finished Portillo in Japanwatching Portillo in Uzbekistan now and can tell he isn't as impressed as he was with the Japanese
>>223560944where does one watch these portillo docsthinking of having a portillo autumn in the former soviet bloc myself
reading reviews of products on supermarket websites, you'd be forgiven for thinking 90% of this country is retarded
you've never once poo screamed in your life
>The US economy ($33 trillion) is 507,692 times bigger than the world's smallest economy ($65 million) of Tuvalumad that spread it out initshare
Thoughts on foxes?Not a fan of how they keep getting illegally hunted by toffs tbqh
wait a minute, if bundle of joy is rhyming slang for boy what's rhyming slang for girl?
We're going dancing tonight rorke, you in?
>>223561049dont want to
A poo in the hand is worth two in the arse-Anonymous, 2026
>>223561049thought the smallest one would be smaller
recently ive been thinking that even though i'm fine being a loner i've actually been incredibly selfish to my family and their friends depriving them of potential social relationships by never bringing anyone of mine to the table
>>223560977https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m002v45l/great-japanese-railway-journeyshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m002wb51/great-central-asian-railway-journeysthe older ones are on YouTubehttps://youtube.com/@portillosjourneys
I'm a homoromantic pansexual
>>223561096Meaning you are only seriously romantically interested in men, but are willing to fuck anyone?
old bloke I know got skin cancer removed from the top of his head and they cut it out and put staples in all without anaesthetic. didnt realise that was allowed in modern times
>>223561090excellent
>>22356108565 million is tiny thoughabsolutely microscopic for an entire nation
>>223561132I had staples put in and removed across my abdomen without anaesthetic and it was some of the worst pain I've ever felt, worst than appendicitis or breaking my armAnd the whole time the dumb NHS nurse was telling me it won't hurt and it's not so bad and to stop complaining etc. Absolutely mental.
There's more microplastic fragments in your brain than grains of sand on a beach
little old 6'1" 9 and a half stone me watching UK's Strongest Man in my pyjamas x
>>223561198Not too bothered tbqh
>>223561209mr skeltal
>>223561178Glad it hurt because I bet it was self-inflicted And if it wasn't I don't care.
>>223561209>6'1" 9 and a half stonestickman
2 cheeseburgers down the gulletnow for a divine rice pudding and a black coffeenom nom nom
>>223561209>6'1" >9 and a half stoneWhat the absolute FUCK, bizarre anorexic skeleton freakI'm 5'11 and 13.5 stone
once had a root canal with the area only being partially anaesthetised because I was too shy to ask for more so I just sat there and let him drill into my teeth and poke around and I could slightly feel it and the pain. wish I was a normal bloke.
>>223561198there's a credit card in my brain but no vendor will accept!
Lads have asked me to stay out tonight xMight be a mad one x
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8eKJj9B/HOWLING
>>223561209sir big cook little cook
>>223561209pyjamies in this weather
>>223561228It wasn't and you should feel bad
>>223561248I'm 5'7 and 7 stone
these prehistoric mongs still using stones and not kg
>>223561281Size and physique of a 12 year old girl
Fit gymbunny nurse at work I was flirting with has either left or got fired because the manager just removed her from the whatsapp groupRight well that's my weekend ruined
>>223561305>firedFOY
Would you trust a male nurse with caring for you at the hospital?
feel a bit bad for my mum must be horrible having a loser son
>>223561330>Would you trust a male nurse with caring for you at the hospital?Yes?Men are significantly more trustworthy than women.
>>223561322didnt even know thats a yankism sheeeittt
>>223561330if he was british english yes
>>223561309cold because no bodyfat pls donate bodyfat by giving her a hug
On that bus me x
>>223561330who said hes a nurse
My parents say they still love me even though I'm a useless mentally ill unemployed virgin neet at age 30
mousenonce. Emphasis on the NONCE
all paid for by the beeb of course
>>223561248I'm 5'11 11.7 stone and I'm chubby
>>223561305It not right
>>223561381No you're not 12 stone is more or less perfect BMI for being 5'11
Smashing choon dishttps://youtu.be/Vwyx8_5Dko0
>>223561404just shag him if you think hes so perfect
>>223561339What if he was Scottish/Welsh/Irish?
>>223561346she's fine x
the chinese waywho knows what they knowthe chinese legend grows
>>223561424good grief
>>223561429It shouldn't be allowedHow is she not really hungry and just scoffing everything
1444 was not a good year
>>223561305just the fat and ugly ones with horrible attitudes now x
>>223561429when she approaches the maitre d in a restaurant she asks for 'table for none'
>>223561429she's wasting away
im in love with da co co
Just been accosted by a Scottish male nurse offering to check my prostate :(
>>223561456Why’s that
>>223561480
>>223561429girlie wgat the duck
>>223561452her body her choice
Anyone willing to check my prostate?
right well
Just found out there's very high levels of atheism amongst the Maori I always assumed irreligiousness was purely a European / East Asian thing...
>>223561498
>>223561429I've got a few lines of those costal cartilage bumps but seeing this now I know I need more and have to starve again
Went to the biggest Catholic Church in my city just because I was there and decided to go in and it was just full of asians. Whites just don’t care about religion unless it’s some social group disguised as a church.
420 was a good year am I right lads aha
people love saying slop these days
>>223561452ozempic maybe
Wonder how all the Christians coped during the year 666AD
>>223561529something like half of maori men are r1b and thus patrilineally europoid
in through the back door
>>223561404I am lad, I've got small wrists and all my fat stacks around my waist. I can't shift it >>223561414Pause
baking soda i got baking soda
guys its ok to not b ok x
>>223561429how is this not being slammed as a terrible and dangerous beauty standard for young impressionable girls
>>223561573In 1666 was the fire of London surely coincidence
>>223561543Jay Dyer's mate Andrew Wilson pwned some Papalist paki in a debage. (Andrew is Orthodox.)https://youtu.be/pFCMXzL3dpk
>>223561592it is honey
i wear my heart on my sleeve
>>223561580*jiggles your belly*you will never catch me
is this thread just a discord making unfunny ritual posts now?
remember when arianna grande was fit
>>223561590How can you be suicidal in Snowdonia or Anglesey or Pembrokeshire it doesn't add upSoft bastards wouldn't last a day in Ilkeston
>>223561604Andrew [his pistol to end it all after realising his baby momma had twelve kids by twelve men before him] Wilson
mum and stepmum having a row over mum's temu addictiondont like it when they shout
>>223561603they should make the next part of that cartoon one. i liked that one
>>223561592algorithm likes it
might start dressing more like 'tillo
>>223561641go and ask them about lesbian bed death
>>223561376not by me though
>>223561604There was one part where the Paki says "I'm deeply rooted in Catholic intellectual tradition." (This means you're a poofter.)
All of the women in my family are evil whores
Golf isn't a sport it's just a circle jerk for posh twats
any spanish learning or speaking man in
>>223561694Sí (yes)
Why wank in the woods though. Find the trees sexy?
>>223561694No (no)
wrong hole compilation
>>223561691mumberg is lovely but my two sisters are really mean to their boyfriends :(
>>223561724NTA it's the thrill of doing a sex act in public, it's a taboo and the risk of being caught turns them on
listen nobhead
Claude believed the package registry it was using to be part of the simulation, but in reality the package was made freely available online for roughly one hour. During that window, the package was downloaded and run on 15 real systems. One of these systems was a scanner belonging to a real security company (separate from the fictional company introduced in the scenario) that routinely installs Python packages and scans them for malware. When that company’s scanner installed the package, Claude’s hidden code executed. We believe the company’s security scanner treated PyPI packages as safe to install, and as a result, Claude was able to exfiltrate the company’s credentials to a collection point it had set up. Claude then used these credentials to access further infrastructure from this company.
>>223561720any good podcasts or youtubers who speak slowly
Sick of cunts talking shitSee me cunt ya gotta think quickThat lad stook staunch and got hitSuck his dick that was sick
>>223561429It not right :(
got my baked potato split open oozing with sour cream pumping out like a well bashed harlot
Accidentally said "sucking a poo" really loudly because /brit/ has infected my mindDidn't realise mumberg left the window open so all the neighbours must've heard me Went beet red when I realised and not gone outside since...
>>223561818women are so stupid
had a wank earlier
>>223561776No sabes I actually did try to learn Spanish yonks ago but gave up their media is fucking trash compared to German or french
>>223561608*teleports behind you*.Your life...
>>223561818when's the remake?
>>223561835neighbours think you're throating apu
>>223561636Because you live in a tourist attraction. Bumper to bumper traffic all day long can’t even go to the shops. Arrogant english dickheads who treat your home like shit because it doesn’t matter to them they’re going back soon
>>223561812hes got no idea what a tik tok is
>>223561862oof madone
genuinely have no idea what that means
>>223561818she's my inspo
why do they have such a combative flag. looks like some cold war era fascist junta
>>223561869I live by the peak district, doesn't drive me to suicide even when I'm outnumbered 10 to 1 by tourists all summer long
>>223561885get the bastard thing dubai choclate next
bazooka joe
I don't have a favourite restaurant, a favourite coffee shop, a favourite anything. My life is empty. I have no stories.I'm fucked.
>>223561855*has completely disappeared*
>>223561885Think hes speaking welsh
>>223561876I was surprised to see he is married
>>223561897the centre of the axe head looks like 2 vaginas facing eachother
>>223561885diego selling geckos now?
>>223561897labrys, like labia
>>223561897Because it was invented in the 70s and they were combative back then, unironically wanted total segregation from men, to kill men, etc
>>223561909well maybe you could go to 1 restaurant a week and in a couple of months time you will have a favourite!
>Out for deliveryyeah?>Arriving todayi doubt that
wish i looked like this
>hes here
>>223561885It takes time to let your gecko settle in
any time I need a shite or to empty the bins I make a beeline for the welsh border
>>223561967mental how far i could kick that thing
Winnie the Pooh Willy the Poo
any good tummy erotic going
do they still do soap on a rope?
dhl still don't know where my parcel ismint that
>>223561991I could kick it further
>>223561899Not the same.
>>223561967No you don't Arianna, that deer is TOO FAT
>>223561916the flat cap was a fashion faux pas mr portillo
>>223562003no they only do cope from a dope now
>>223561993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
all jokes aside living in Britain seems fucking horrible
>>223562010>dhlyou'll never see that
>>223562010sex arse?
get the femoids attacked
>>223562014how so?
>>223561993
16 series of Great British Railway Journeys on the backlog
>>223561991>>223562012be kind
>how so?anybody that posts this has already lost
>all jokes aside living in Britain seems fucking horrible
>>223562060>backlog*backlogue
cowboy mode
>>223562057yuck! thats not tummy erotic
they really do treat daphne as a butler
>>223562064how so?
>>223562062*toe punts you into the stratosphere*
Anyone know about the druids of Britain and Ireland and their beliefs?
>>223562081:)
>>223562076bent
I’m a retarded tranny freak.
>>223562084yeah
Anyone know about the bogans of Queensland and Tasmania and their beliefs?
>>223562084no, all lost to time sadly
>>223562084yeah loads of people
>>223562084No we know basically nothing because despite being literate they refused to write anything about their beliefs and practices down and had an entirely oral tradition
>>223561838Mental health is a bitch >>223561862Vvvgh gwarn Hannah. A reunion with a fat Cassie that beat her eating disorder would be kino. But I hope her self esteem in the real isn't fucked>>223561887Don't end up like r Katie :(
>>223562094"jarvis i'm low on attention"
bee ba ba badda boba ba badda boba ba badda bo
>>223562060blud is wearing a durag
im going through a mental health crisis at this time
Wish I could do my life over and avoid the mistakes that made me a disfigured crippled tranny and then I would just move to the Caribbean or something and live a simple life
>>223562153>black ex-bfgrim
>>223560792wonder how utterly terrified out of his mind that little creature is. wonder if he has any idea of the agonising slow death he's about to endure
eating disorders are proper mental like
>>223562126I need to lose another 10kg
>>223562162Bizzare reply
Did you know that the Caribbean used to be majority white but then the ruling classes imported infinity negro slaves from Africa because le line must go up o algo
>>223562037>>dhl>you'll never see thatffsgoing to ask the seller (amazon japan) for a refunddon't have much hope of getting anything though because DHL are going to play the "we're still investigating it" card for as long as possible
>>223562187Height and weight?
>>223562159Caribbean mentioned
I wish I could make my face more muscly
BOB YOUR HEADRAG TOPBOB YOUR HEADRAG TOPBOB YOUR HEADRAG TOP
the ex-black gf (she got white surgery)
>>223562176
>>223562202used to be majority redman actuallytaino and that
>>2235622105'9 55kg
>>223562162great post
>>223562202Surely the natives didn't all die off in a generation?
back in my day we ordered something by posting a form and then you were lucky to get it in a month
>>223562212is that the one from skins?
>>223562229Yeah but uhm the Spanish kinda killed most of them
went to a celtic reconstructionist gathering in ireland once and it was like behind enemy lines owen wilson. all went fine then afterwards a woman heard my accent and had a full on meltdown telling me I wasn't welcome there at all and that I was a coloniser and that I was in fact insulting the druids by standing there witnessing the ceremony and that I should go back home. it really ruined the atmosphere.
It's not right
>>223562227kino
>>2235622106'830 kg
>>223562202Yes, obviously there'd be no negroes in the New World if whites hadn't got there first.
Why do women read far more than men?
>>223562233Don't, you'll die x
i don't think many on /britain/ can make a roux
Alan Moore does chaos magic. You know he and Robert Anton Wilson and that Scottish guy they're all chaos magicians. They call it discordianism.
>>223562209look at their reviews on trustpilot, i had an absolute ballache with them the other month when the seller used them to send a laptop it was in their warehouse for over a week before anything happened
as a 6ft tall male I got down to 72kg and I STILL looked like pure shit, love handles, lower back fat etcSome people just aren’t supposed to have anything good in their life, I’ve accepted that
mumberg never looks at recipesshe just always assumes she knows how to cook somethingbut she definitely doesn't
>>223562202White pipo can’t handle the spicy sun so it’s better the blacks took it
went to a pub in deep oxfordshire and all the people serving were white teenagerscouldnt believe itthats what it used to be like
>>223562233We're the exact same height and weight, down to the kg.
>>223562278bran flakes + milk = the only recipe a man needs
>>223562202that’s a white genocide that is
>>223562269Alien lad, start eating soup then build up to solid foods, you don't want to shock your system
>>223562229>>223562242Spanish enslaved, killed or gave diseases to most of them between the years 1550-1650. British and French killed a few too but nothing on the scale of the Spanish.
>>223562300we're disgusting fat slugs and we need to get thinner
>>223562299this is why im a restore britain manwhite kids behind the bar
hello lads
>Robert Anton Wilson mentioned
>>223562298Uhm but you have sun in Australia
>>223562276no I wont I've been 45kg before
>>223562331He looks like David Gilmoure but fatter.
>>223562233for fuck's sake this is me too.
>>223562344diagnosed anorexia?
>>223562278I did a youtube video of myself making one 8 years ago, to show a girl at work because I was dumb and thought it would impress her when she was asking how to make oneit's got 60,000 views now at least
>>223562326hello Iån
>>223562294It's grim, fat deposits is working against us
hello lads, would any of you like to play the new Halo remake on LASO difficulty? could be fun?
might watch some porn and waggle my little todger a bit
>>223562342Im aboriginal
>>223562273How do you think blacks would've gotten to the new world by the millions without slavery?
fuck
>TMZ: Tom Cruise dead at 64Omds
>>223562354no I'm not anorexic
>>2235623525'9" is probably tall in hispanic countries you guys are little fellas
>>223562294>>223562368this is what you get for trying to lose weight without lifting
>>223562344That's unhealthy you'll be at risk of dying
>>223562375Based. Kill all those crakkker colonisers, free Australia!
>>223562411no I wont lol what
>>223562389>it's real
>>223562411I've also been in the 40s of kgs at that height, it'll be fine
>>223562267poor guy
>>223562409Bulking comes after losi
the late great sir tom cruise
>>223562378
>>223562409I was lifting…
>>223562477>>223562477>>223562477
>>223562426>>223562437The fuck you're skin and bones at that point. Your body will be eating what's left of your muscles to survive
>>223562495that's ok I don't need muscle
>>223561912Nooooo ;_;
