white british internet flavour of the month girl edish
welsh lives matter
need to clean the gay porn incelflat
take some fucking responsibility for your actions for the first time in your worthless lifeworm
On my way back from the pub lads
The flag has been filtered
They're dropping like flies brother HH
rorke whipping up shit in a kettle
>>223567554me
>>223567553you'll do nothing
i am heterosexualbut i am homoromanticbut cocks are just objectively more aesthetic than pussies
>>223567527based, gonna ask you on tuesday
In the early days of the pandemic I discovered a treasure trove of these video objects, "subliminals" created by teenage girls existing at the intersection between folk art, internet aesthetics and sympathetic magic. The more peculiar instances were, like this artefact I offer below, "loli" subliminals: queazy hybrids of pretence involving coquettish provocation and the immense anxiety associated with their own loss of innocence, and, in extreme manifestations, their guilt in being complicit with their own deflowering, grooming, this "rapebaiting" they tacitly undertake and expressly deny; exchanging their raw youth and fertility for signs of protection, "princess treatment" and pampering. Suffice to say: women, girls, foids, are extremely weird creatures -- their libidos and the mechanisms of their arousal, their vague submission to the lupine jaws of the world, their autopaedophilia -- desires hermetic, deep, and fascinating. I am being pantsed and sissified, listening to this on repeat. Mummaaaaa
reddit flagger vagueposting melty again is it
with a shower you can erase every shitty regret
>>223567569belgium? brazil? canada? spain?
ask for her discord rorke >>>/lgbt/44379412
i popped a pimple and now it's pussing and bleeding everywhere
>>223567583you're gay
>>223567534english rose
>>223567604probably me
>>223567575rasheed whipping up semtex in the kitchen
>the usa has the second highest number of native spanish speakers in the worldpffffthahhaahhaa
Hate americans hate americans hate americans
welsh prostates matter
Remember that yank who set himself on fire
Prem chiefs are ruining the league with this PSR crap. Newcastle dump selling every player worth over £60 million and seemingly giving up on becoming a top team
How’s everyone’s weekends going so far
I miss him already
Just realised Charlie Bigham has RETIRED his range of puddings. They only have mains and sides on their website. The page for the Cherry Bakewell Pudding gives you an error.
>>223567594Is that what it is? Keep seeing random vague rageposts and wondered what it was
poor pupper just wanted to play and the mean porcupine poked it :(
>>223567576slut :p
>>223567659Mong prick
>>223567649your belts hoping you retire the puddings too
>>223567659i think pitbulls should genuinely all be gassed
>>223567647Good, I'm pretty tired, how about yours?>>223567659wtf, do they shoot the spikes?
>>223567668Oh behave x
signatures not allowed hon
Bruno Guimarães to have Arsenal medical on Monday after £80m deal agreedBrazil midfielder, 28, is set to join north London club from Newcastle United on a five-year deal, with Christian Norgaard expected to make £7million move to Everton
unc really said pupper instead of dog
>>223567681Pretty good thanks for asking, had a nice dinner last night and popped out for a few drinks tonight
playing medic is brutal but i've already spent money so i'll play him for another 50 hours
>>223567691who do they even have left at this point
watching a tiktok livestream and the girls are saying jobe mogs jude
>>223567693doggo
>>223567647
>>223567702Why the fuck did you spend money on tf2 oh my days blud
>>223567693nigga dont know about alliteration
Is UTV lad in
Snuggled up in the 15 Tog Icelandic Eiderdown duvet
>>223567687Yeah baby!
>>223567713not playing if i don't have stats to watch go up (strange med gun)
Maid Marie dem
>>223567701>had a nice dinner last nightwhat did you have?
>>223567721pupper is an unc term
>>223567630
>>223567733self defence
dirediredireit's so dire
>>223567681>wtf, do they shoot the spikes?no, they all got stuck in its face while it mauled the poor creature to death
>>223567644no you don't understand, it's ok for a team with as many titles in the last 30 years as leicester city to spend 110m on declan rice
>>223567737Get a Strange KritzkreigI had a Strange Festive Scattergun before I sold it :)
>>223567733funny how they were both done by jews as well LOL
>>223567742We ordered in an Indian, I had chicken madras, rice, Bombay aloo, garlic naan and a few Poppadoms. It was a bit of a treat to end the work week.
>>223567659
>>223567735Must be sweating from toe to taint
rorke's whip
>>223567710This made me laugh
>>223567735imagine the smell
Agua...
>>223567747listen nephew you need to look up alliteration
In short, that period of my life was to quickly become, and by no modest measure, a trying and desperate sortie into the extremer margins of the Scobiesque...
>Tim gets a brand new MacBook>suddenly stops postingThank you Mr Tim
Well its been years lads but i back, what are the current gimmicks?
>>223567798i got you ese*puts on barbie girl on spotify*
>>223567813CareBAME's immediately snatched it
just got back from the jim
>>223567691Utterly grim
i want to lick mens armpits and feet and cocks
poo unc
>>223567820black willies
The bbw gf is basically within my grasp
>>223567820There's a lad pretending to live in Spain
>>223567830Flag fucking on
sneedpher has just logged in
>>223567846Not much changed then
what's tim need with a macbook pro?
>>223567848How big we talking fella? Not for me personally but different strokes and all that.
>>223567749sovereign self defence
Where's Mousey
leftypol going on a countryside holiday and pretending to have an a coughing fit from all the nitrogen pollution every time they walk past cows
come on homie we major https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fr4SV4fGAw
currently having one of thos poosyou know the ones
Danny Welbeck's voice doesn't match
>>223567855there’s two of us actually. spainiacs carrying the flame
>>223567798
netcat-nipsneed called sneedpher
Me being carried to my doom by life :/
>>223567534she's streaming right now btw
>>223567820
lads is it sad if I order booze on deliveroo now
>>223567890ok, lets do a postmortem on mousey now that i've retired the characterhe did well, i tapped into @andy_jones03220 for the narrative and the nettles thing just came about from doing gardeningi like family guy so posting peters came naturally, along with kicking off the not allowed stuffoverall, successful character, glad you all enjoyed "him"
>>223567873He just loves consooming
rorke's ship
>>223567930Thank you mate, appreciate the analysis x
>>223567820school girl legs tights
>>223567757not tried kritzkrieg yet
>>223567922uncette
>>223567768>chicken madras>Bombay alooDamn that looks very good
sky is nice tonight
>>223567897king slimehttps://youtu.be/AmKRGEpOQr0
nothing more embarrassing than rorke pretending he's a scientist
arsehole is screaming ladsahhhhhhhhhhhj!!!
>>223567953lots of good programmes
>>223567948It's quite good but problem is you're not invincible when you uberbut you can just kritz a demo and his stickies kill anything in the game
Gigachad's friendship with the fly is I suspect an extremely deep one. Why is Gigachad invoked, that is, in general? To contradict, with scornful brevity, whatever censorious moralising, whatever obvious and liberal tone-policing has piqued the ire of the Gigachad-poster: these appeal to be the "decent human being", offered as incontrovertible, that the giga-poster finds reprehensibly middle-brow. Enter Gigachad: to your Post-Christian Tolerance is raised Beelzebub, the Cynosure of Pride -- the illiberal apex astride his hairy insect mount.Gigachad is the manifestation of that murky, antediluvian Will to Power: and the fly-companion indicative of collusion with the timeless natural world, the biological substratum in all its horror and cynicism. For is there not a kind of nihilistic sniggering beneath the supposed narcissism of the Gigachad, a kind of cosmic irony, laughter? For all his beauty, his triumph, his genetic excellence, perfected physique: he is but the size of a fly, that is to say, the humbling size of nature itself -- he is but ephemera, and he knows this. Gigachad, superior also in his lack of insecurity, sloughs off any attachment to the vanities of judgement. He has made his peace with Death, the *musca depicta*, with the eternal cycle of birth and decay; and Death has become his constant companion, his only equal -- his confidante, mentor and steed.Poo
>>223567928Its grim but its not sa if it cheers you up
Would rape the lot of you at a /brit/ meetup if I were allowed to move at 999,999,999,999,999 mph
might become a scientist
no you silly
>>223567922what do you think she reads
rorke disappointed
>>223567977>not sa if it cheers you upthat'd be vice city then
>>223567705On my tiktok explore there's was a pic examining Jude from all angles
I've just become a scientist
>>223567934that'll be the Maplin corporation's latest batch of tv aerials coming in from the foundries on mercury
>>223567979
>>223567988Our Islands: Our History by the Falkland Islands Government
>>223567994i'm always hustling
>>223567914scream
Me? I believe in science
>>223567977Specifically what is grim about itNot saying you’re wrong
asshole is blown out it's over
rolled me up some stanky fuckin dank, yeah
>>223568014His stepdad
>>223567988her mind is a mistery
>>223568010mine is 20% girls (and I mean girls, not women) livestreaming
My favorite 25 bands of all time:>1. The Doors>2. The Velvet Underground >3. Fugazi >4. Unwound>5. Sonic Youth>6. my bloody valentine>7. Cocteau Twins>8. Slint>9. Pixies>10. The Smiths>11. The Kinks>12. The Beatles>13. Led Zeppelin>14. Pink Floyd>15. King Crimson>16. Death in June>17. Black Sabbath>18. Big Black>19. Jefferson Airplane>20. The Rolling Stones>21. Television>22. Pere Ubu>23. Blonde>24. Talking Heads>25. Joy DivisionThoughts?
https://voca.ro/1mMyI35GNf0c
with a shower you can't into the himmler stare
>The Ballad of Gay TonyErm, sounds a bit sus. Shan't be playing.
I'm callin' my opps niggaThey better not play with me, niggaI sleep with the K with me, niggaSome bad shit lay with me, niggaMy kids, they straight, you niggaI'm not fake, you niggaBlack diamonds today, I'm a niggaNigga, niggaI'm callin' my opps niggaNigga, niggaI'm callin' my opps nigga
>>223568014the MacDonalds never really recovered from Glencoe
Foreign muff at night, Rorkish Delight...
>>223568034Given the post was made at 08/01/26(Sat)22:26:53 on /brit/ its safe to assume they/them are alone and therefore want to get plastered alone, hence the grimness
>>223568067Thanks Pitchfork
>>223567755We suffered for years spending pennies while paying off stadium debt don't involve us in the prem sabotaging itself for the cartel 6. Newcastle should look at the debt ridden relegation struggling clubs they've finished ahead of in the table but weren't allowed to spend comparibly to those clubs without incurring massive penalties
>>223568067>Thoughts?
>>223568067Yeah yeah yeah no yeah no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no yeah no yeah yeah no no yeah yeah yeah
um?
any normal sex-haver man in?
>and i mean girls, not women
feel absolutely ill after eating bacon latelyfeel like I can’t handle all of the fat
>>223568116>the economist posting far-right racism ok cool
>>223568093What’s wrong with that millions of people drink alone every single day
>>223567989Nothing chad about suicide no matter whet that faggot mishima or neurotic freak nietzsche had to say about it
afraid to return home tomorrow to find mold growing all over my unwashed pans
>>223568067>Pere Ubu>not mentioning Rocket from the Tombs
>>223568134you are unfit to bear the title of cody
>>223568067https://vocaroo.com/1c3o11yVoabf
>>223568120Hello! (It’s rare nowadays as we have kids)
What the bumbaclartWhat does this mean
need a green card need to live in the us of a right fucking now
Yoooooo Cody you good bro? That bacon got me you lookin kinda fucked up dude
>>223568120
need a live in british twink bf
As a white man I'm renaming myself Wadodo Waboobwe
>>223568193*raises poo-covered paw*
>That bacon got me you lookin kinda bizarre_bradley.jpg
>>223568182marry>>223568193
>>223568173shut up woobling useless phlegm vibrator
>>223568077you're a very stupid person, deliberately avoiding a good game because you're scared of the word gay. you don't deserve to live
got some big cansoh my god they look so big compared to the small cans
>>223568203proud p-celtic man here
>>223568227SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE LOL!!!
>>223568227bbc cans
When they come out with cans bigger than 568ml I will shit myself
>>223568203low-t celtic on the left, high-t celtic on the right
>>223568227you got some big fucking tits?
some scholars need to sit down in the ice
>>223568243One of them was high t and that was decades ago. Now all are low t
suckong an 999ml henry westons
no scraps in my scrapbook
>>223568066Babies with shit taste, Jude has prettier eyes. Once they become adults and confident enough to look dudes in the eyes they'll switch up their tuneI get live streams but none are youngins... well there was one I stuck round in for 10 mins. I didn't realise they were only 16 till they mentioned GCSEs, face caked in make up had me presuming I older. She was having some drama sesh with her other callers
>>223568203I'm quite literally English
I don't think I've ever had a friendNot a real onePeople I'm friendly with, people I go to the pub with, people I have a laugh withBut no friendsNo one I'd confide in, or ask for help, or ask to be my best manI suppose gfberg is a "friend" but it's not the same is it
>>223568269i didnt know they sold 999ml henry westons
>>223567924dont like this silly avatar
>>223568297what you don't know could fill a warehouse LOL!!!
>>223568240mento illness x
Sir Randy Bum Man
>>223568281haha mine are talking about what options they might next yearbut yeah they have loads of makeup and then filtersbut being young is about your mindset (like preferring jobe)
Jude Bellingham is sexy, bet he has a fantastic penis too, would love to watch him powerfuck the gf
Never had a friend me. Had people I knocked around with. They would also do stuff one on one together, or in smaller groups. I was only every invited to the big group events and even then it was only to make up numbers.
Alexander is visiting the United States. He is in Chattanooga Tennessee today.https://youtu.be/zvmw22LgDmM
>>223568167screm
>>223568306didnt ask what you suffer from
>>223568304would be a warehouse filled with empty flippign space though!
im considering becoming a cuckold not because its a fetish but because my penis is small
Come onCome onHurry up Harry come onWE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB
>>223568346love his head movements
>>223568281>>223568323Any of them fit?
>>223568338grow up
>>223568240>>223568338>>223568355?
we are the brit team
>>223567573he was just a kid
>>223568362daren't say
>>223568379indians
>>223568379it not right
>>223568379What? I'm straight, I just thing Jude Bellingham is fucking gorgeous
meat piesausage rollcome on englandgiz a goal
Aura
>>223568412his legs are sexy
Mad how all femboys and trannies have the shittest fashion senses ever.
>>223568421Really hope this fella gets us back in the EU
>>223568362Bethslayhard is fit, she's in her 20s
>>223568437What would that do for you
>>223568297they need to publish a study about how is good to buy 999ml henry westons and elaborate a study how is good to buy 999ml henry westons to buy 999ml henry westons
>>223568338SCREAMING
>>223568412>>223568432just so so weirdeven as a "bit" it's bizarre
>>223568421he looks like a bummer. I wish I still followed lots of outrageous gays on Twitter. They'd tell me if he was one of them
>>223568437All we're going to get is more "alignment" (whatever that means)
Just seen some advertising or begging
.
>>223568440>she's in her 20sokay... any not in their 20s that are fit?
>>223568338Ziedy would've loved this post
>>223568466sir .
perfect bunch of grapes....grown in my council house outside portsmouth...
lady .
jude bellingham is cute for one of "them" though
>>223568432Corr look at that meaty bulge
you really dont do yourself any favours do you leftymong
>>223568490um
>>223568447Could live and work in eu
>>223568505cornwall
>>223568499Emily Wilkins (should be stroking MINE) lol!
>>223568466looks terrible
>>223568487i bet they're sour
https://www.tiktok.com/@whopjordan/video/7667183683371076878
>>223568499would
>>223568487Nice Got a load of tomatoes growing well outside in SouthamptonBlessed with sun aren't we
https://www.twitch.tv/randytaylor69Why does she play these games.
>>223568512grow up
Just seen some more advertising or begging
NOOOOO not Big Pussy!F F F F F
giving those links a click while my pal jonathan mcaffee sits necking a buzzball
>>223568470my man
>>223568512Oh rightAre there no non-EU citizens that live and work in the EU then?
>>223568470I don't recall
>>223568550>was
You like singing Quit Playing Games With My Heart because you can do that funny voice
>>223568593Wish I knew how to cook meth like him
imagine being a neet with a neet gf with a seemingly infinite amount of cash in the bankand all you do is do drugs and fuck around all daysounds like the life
>>223568562It's significantly harder (and in many cases impossible) if you're not an EU citizen spastic
why is everybody saying bro in every sentence now
no way niggas in here are actually defending Brexit lmao
in full view of the fire station i kicked a dog in an act of self defence
>>223568603did that for a while but without the having a lot of money
https://www.tiktok.com/@ogdropoutsclips/video/7642809780230196502
>>223568616No need to sign your postsNow answer this: have you tried, in any significant way, to move to the EU or get a job in the EU since Brexit? If so, describe such attempts. If not, kill yourself.
mum wants to know if i'm a top or a bottom
>>223568603"In 1969, the couple moved to Louisville, Tennessee, and purchased a dairy barn,[28] which McCarthy renovated, doing the stonework himself.[27] According to DeLisle, the couple lived in "total poverty", bathing in a lake. DeLisle claimed, "Someone would call up and offer him $2,000 to come speak at a university about his books. And he would tell them that everything he had to say was there on the page. So we would eat beans for another week."[12] While living in the barn, he wrote his next book, Child of God (1973).[29] Like Outer Dark before it, Child of God was set in southern Appalachia. In 1976, McCarthy separated from Anne DeLisle and moved to El Paso, Texas."
I voted Leave. Then I left.
>>223568616Actually insane how you can be this detached from reality especially after 50,000 just invaded Ceuta like yesterday. Genuinely sort your life out mate
>>223568532oh its her the one I see posted a lotShes English? I thought she was a yank
>https://www.tiktok.com/@ogdropoutsclips/video/7642809780230196502
is mum blind
>>223567988she looks like an elf.
>>223568640that's just grim
I campaigned and voted to leave the EU in 2016. Then in 2018 I got my Irish passport thanks to my paternal grandmother. Mad?
>>223568666her name is Roseshe's the reason "English Rose" became a thinghttps://youtu.be/6iI9CUE9g14?t=196
I'm an elf.
>>223568644I assume you're either ignoring the flag I'm posting on or you don't recognise it.Given that you're still a Brexiteer in 2026, I assume it's the latter?
>>223568449>they need to publish a study about how is good to buy 999ml henry westons and elaborate a study how is good to buy 999ml henry westons to buy 999ml henry westonsMy NSA state-mandated girlfriend automatically changed the erring done.Time to bath now, L.A., as a matter of fact, my eyes weren't fucked up that day. You both really were there that day, they really passed the prescription I told them for you to have and you really was there the day I fucked up with a former treacherous piece of crust of this Earth;haNosha'nah, Lady Ambassatrice.
>>223568679why
you boys need to get some sex
>>223568693So the answer is no, concession accepted.
Britain has the fastest growing economy in the G7 and regularly outperforms Germany and France's economy, I'd say that was proof Brexit was a success.
>>223568722concession unaccepted* sorry, continue
>>223568709you offering? LOOOOL (not gay, just a jk)
>>223568712ok
>>223568725good job anon
>>223568722He's done you
Just got back homes me. Been on the green at my mates gaff. Got the munchies nows so garn neck all these wustlerz x
>>223568707cos it's not sustainable
forgot to filter the freak
watchig skyrim memes compilation because i have no life
watching dj on the telly bro
>>223568525I'm lucky I've never come across AI vids then, don't recognise the style they're copying
reckon if i had a boyfriend i'd be the bottom
hate the lad that replies to his own posts saying screaming and he’s done you it’s proper cringelord stuff
mad how mad it all is
has the border control at heathrow completely packed up or why are we letting all these random non british posts fly in lately its an absolute shambles in here where has the actual british culture discussion gone
>>223568797his name is adam and he is mentally ill.
Leftypol filtering Helpermong because a benefits cheat getting drunk/high and going on holidays doesn't fit his worldview
>>223568764we just did it for a few months one summer right after high school of course it's not sustainable
>>223568762should neck yourself
If? nigga half of your posts are about wanting to suck women's cocks
>>223568806how about you start by getting off the paedophile botnet website
>>223568797Sometimes you have to pop one on there to get the ball rolling x
>>223568834>>223568834
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785447642009143.mp4Umm rorke?
>>223568825Why? My life is so much better than yours lol.
genuinely she asked that we were watching gogglebox and disabled lad asked stephen fry if he's a top or bottom which prompted the questiontop 5 most embarrasing moments of my life however she surely knows the answer
>>223568856she messaging me on snapchat right now
>>223568762>that filename
