The Twang editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yh_omPa4Po
common household biscuits & slices of new zealand subedition
Rodney Atkinson
*enters /brit/*
https://youtu.be/bhyTtUcujQc?Insane trvkes
>>223574823>some redditoid gave them heckin' hilarious scientific names/brit/ has reached a new low
I just want a chud gf to hold my chud hand and go on chud dates
*passes through /brit/ on my way to /hc/ for a tug*
>>223574832*rapes you into a pile of sludge*
>>223574832you really are one miserable bastard arent you
I am a modernist in many ways because I believe we created a modern world that has been taken away from what it could have been. The modern and that which preceded it are not necessarily in complete opposition. If people with our sorts of values ruled modernity, everything about the society would be, at one level the same, and in every other respect completely different. People would still drive contemporary cars; there’d still be jets; and there’d still be supercomputers, and so on. But the texture and the nature of life would be different in every respect.
>>223574829rorkeian
>>223574846Oh yeah? Well I DENOUNCE YOU AS THE ANTICHRIST
>>223574843cute little pigger
>>223574823Should've put lamingtons on there to troll the pozzies.
>>223574843Shouldn't release your energy this early into the bad, son. On a Sunday, too?
>>223574859The brown Catholic fears the British Protestant
Some black cunt stole a bottle of liquor from the local co-op. Set the alarms off, not one member of staff reacted to the alarms and he just casually scrolled off. God I fucking hate niggers, just fucking hate their sense of fucking entitlement. You want some alcohol, get a fucking job like the rest of us and pay for it. I wish I could fucking murder cunts like this and get away with it. Society would be so much better
*enters brit*
>>223574872have this to cheer you upthe pendulum will swing back in our lifetime just hold firm x
>>223574872hes rattled you probably stepped out of his way with your head down as he walked out lolnothing you could do
>>223574879https://voca.ro/1earFy2U4fhG
>>223574879>>223574894chortle
>>223574882AI slop
still haven't been to sleep what am i doing!!!!
>>223574894s
>>223574889Didn't even realise what was going on until it was too late. It was just so blatant and brazzen
listening to lama del rey
>>223574923this post is alpaca lies! ha ha
must be heaven being a tarq
Only 25% of the American population lives West of the contiguous states' geographical centre
nearly every single problem in the world, including black people robbing co op, is a result of the us revolution. simply wouldn't happen otherwise
any gwennap pit man in
A fine pair of songs for a Sunday morning, I dare say.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSHIidlesQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8XLd7kDv6A
>>223574927haha x
>>223574952ACTUALLY it all comes from the french revolutionreal knowers know
>>223574872TND is moderate and humane.
>>223574950My new life awaits me in Montana
>>223574961think i saw a video where aphex twin went there
Got a buzzcut and I look like a cretin now :/
VERY dry poo to start the day lads.
>>223574992To the west! to the west! to the land of the free,Where the mighty Missouria rolls down to the sea,Where a man is a man if he is willing to toil,And the humblest may gather the fruits of the soil,Where children are blessings, and he who hath mostHas aid to his fortune, and riches to boast;Where the young may exult, and the aged may rest,Away, far away, to the land of the west.
>>223574952Not really true since Britain ended black slavery because of the Christian argument that "all men are brothers" and made in the likeness of God
blacked britain
>>223575008alri wojciech lad
heathermong really is the worst case i have ever seen on here
>ywn settle the American west circa 1900Just end my suffering
AN ANIMAAAAAAALLLWHOOOOOOOOOANIMALHE WASANIMALAN ANIMAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
>>223575043i did
>>223575036sacked troonnonce
climb a mountain
>>223575050you'll do nothing
honestly someim just start screamin thinking of random brit posts hate you bastardss
>>223575056i did
>someimhttps://voca.ro/1earFy2U4fhG
>>223575065same tbqh. more the other day when someone posted a photo of that zesty black professor from cambridge and someone just replied 'nigga lookin scrumptious'
>someim
Stephen Honestly-Sondheim
Why are we supposed to pretend we're the same
>>223575080howl
someim crine ToT
>>223575089Lovecraftian visage
>>223574829you can really just have a generic european accent and americans trust you're some type of intellectual
>>223575095>alri
rorke
>>223575095imagine gently cupping the back of her head with one hand and then gently cupping her chin with the other and then
my state-mandated girlfriend likes art
>>223575095imagine spunking on that fivehead
>>223575114kissing heryeah x
>>223575121for me it's william blake
HATE this nigga
>>223575142we enjoy more complicated art
>>223575143He'd knock you spark out if you ever left your bedroom to tell him.
>>223575155wouldn't though would he
>>223574984>ACTUALLY it all comes from the french revolution>real knowers knowThe French revolution came from the American revolution. The American revolution happened first. You are not a knower.>>223575028Keeping slavery wasn't necessary. The American revolution happened so they could preserve slavery. The vast majority of slaves in the west were after the US revolution and because of it
>>223575166t. not a real knower
look at this nigger speaking shit while the goddamn department of state has an office exactly for providing history jesus fucking christ!
>>223575183sir schizophrenic
>>223575171the thing you're talking about happened as a direct result of the thing I'm talking about
>>223575212be quietstupid boy
>>223575224do you think ww2 happened before ww1 as well?
I empathize, son.
scran
Techmoan bought a broken hi-fi but he could not fix it ok it was sad he tried his best he could not get it fixed.
>>223575240
>>223574829rorke on a tear
>>223575245mmm walnut
>>223575245mad how nice apples and grapes are
>>223575236i accept your concession
>>223575250based. only fair after Thatcher crippled them.
Is being a stupid useless cunt a requirement for tradespeople?
>>223575298...yh
stopped texting all of my "friends" and none of them have texted me back
>>223575322wotanic infant
>>223575325ktim
>>223575325
>>223575322yakubian bed wench
>>223575368raped by janny award
i wanna fuck my computah
Go on post the one about the shell go perks. For old times sake
>>223575255ffs
about to make myself a nice Aldi americano intenso
any ugly cunt in
>>223575417umhi x
>>223575335s
feels like i'm playing the free to play version of life and everyone else has a premium subscription x
>>223575425just pirate it
>>223575420ugly cunt
>>223575425get cheatcodes enabled x
cant ber arsed
>>223575450it's 9am on a sunday
>>223575450post the ai images again ziedydo it
pirating a gf
>>223575440*shrivels up and dies*
Need to eat Emma Watson's shit.
>[Deleted]screamingbased janman
new janny in town, quick on the trigger
not really fair that the woman gets to be 100% certain if the baby is hers or not. imo the man should have the baby
>>223575528you can do that now because of woke
>>223575495It not right x
>>223575528right so we should swap the ovaries, tubes, breasts, hips, and the whole womb over to the man then
any UK Punters in?How many escorts have you shagged?
Good day mr beans
https://voca.ro/1kKvkR5qvrT5
how mad is ziedy right now
In bed next to the sleeping gf Hoping for some nice sex later today
>>223575562it’s already 10am, you’ve only gone and wasted the entire day with this sloth business lad
Absolutely prophetic this lad's post:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223542888/#q223544067
>>223575562oh yeah what's his name
>>223575541the man should shoot the baby out of his cock and it should come with a mark on the bottom of its foot saying made by such and such
>>223575587that’s just not feasible
sneeditalian has been around the premises of the room from quite some time until now
>>223575583janus
>In LGBTQ+ slang, "trade" refers to a masculine, straight-passing, or heterosexual-identifying man who engages in sexual activity with other men, historically originating from sex work or transactional encounters.you learn somethign new every day
>>223575571I’m getting up in a second, gonna brew a ‘ffeeShe’s still out cold
sneedcunt can't into space territory or recognisable territory
Morning lads
HAWK TUAH
not Laura, JINPING innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVt-3YAu6xYfound myself a new youtube rorke gf, so I got that going for myself
>>223575619>>223575637are you mentally ill?
sneeding bicker
sneedbicking laura
>>223575652reckon he is, very so
>>223575641don't know what motivates men to simp for women like thisdo they know she's not going to fuck them
sneedbicking l'aura
rorke shedding a tear at the minecraft end poem
Do you pack shit yourself pants when you go on holiday? My wife was talking about taking extra pants on holiday just in case your "soil" yourself. This has literally blown my mind.
black, white, we all one peoplepeace to the worlddon't you ever forget it
>>223575708>just in case your "soil" yourselfhow old are you
>>223575708no because i haven't shit myself since i was a literal child
Laura, CHEUNG a.k.a. LAURA, CHEUNG-LI, a.k.a. KIMI ARATA, Karen a.k.a. WANGZHOU, Karen a.k.a. HUAWEI, Karen a.k.a. Laura, BICKER
>>223575708I don't have a wife and I'm not sure I ever will
>>223575708lel, I don't think I've had diarrhea in 15 years
>mad how nice apples and grapes arethe apples? adam'sthe grapes? bum
>>223575549For me, it's Hania
gf said I was groping her non stop in the night don’t remember any of it
sorry but if you haven't shit yourself after 18 you live a very sheltered life
>>223575708yeah if im gone for 5 days ill pack 8 pairs of pants in case i get too drunk and piss the bed every other night
Emanuele, MACRON
>>223575740*walks away and starts talking to someone else*
>>223575562can I have one too please
played quite well at the gig last night, did any of you lot go?
>>223575753loved this gimmick
>>223575747fucked it up
>>223575729Men are losing their Adam's apple. 'mones in the water
>>223575740>"i'm falling asleep, you can do anything to me anon"
>>223575759yes mate loved it haha
>>223575759>played quite well at the gig last night*played quite well at the gag last night
wonder what skeletons burnham has in the closetim not buying the "nice northern bloke" facade
>>223575759your gravity blasting was on point
>>223575766>>223575770this is why nobody wants foreigners in /brit/. you just have the average iq of the typical /b/ mongoloid
>>223575771thanks were you one of the cool mid 20s lads that modelled their looks on ned flanders
>>223575778he's using polyjuice potion to impersonate stuart maconie
>>223575780I don't understand what i did wrong?
>>223575791kill
Emanuela, VITAL a.k.a. Joan, JIHADI a.k.a. Maria, SILVA a.k.a. Silva, JIHADI a.k.a. Mariza, TANI a.k.a. Mariza, TANIGUCHI a.k.a. Marisa, TANI a.k.a. Marisa, TANIGUCHI
>>223575795then lurk more
>>223575795Nothing, ignore the freaks they are angry at everything
>>223575778first thing he did was allow usa to use our bases to bomb iranyou figure it out
what the fuck is this monke posting about
drinking water
>>223575795kek youre cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODmyFioWcyI
so do we just have a brazilian fares posting here as well now
her gas stinks
>>223575848let him cook
suddenly you are digesting ritalin sustained release pills without being aware of
>>223575836 ^ ^
Cure teen girl working at the greengrocers got braces. She just went from a 10 to an 11. Do you think I have a chance if I'm 31?
how tf is this rat still getting attention
>>223575861yes right now sire
where is he, I miss him https://vocaroo.com/1a7nacCpxhct
>>223575873yes
>>223575873um
>>223575876Jewry
>>223575873>the greengrocersthe what
>>223575876guess, dipshitjust guess
>>223575876is THB the oxbridge way to get around the desu filter
>>223575876andy 'shabbos goy' bumdem gave him the green light
>>223575901very clever
where does he are you do not know
felling suspicious of islam
not sure what to do for the rest of the day
racismlad logging in
got to enter the coffee zone
kek where are the American posts here
>>223575933they're in bed like you should be o meu amigo
>>223575902>>223575876I have mudslime fatigue, at least Jews are more discreet about how they rule over me
A bumder!
>>223575948: |
oh my lordoh my god
>>223575924The gas chambers are the only solution.
>>223575410stick me willy in the usb port
Bizarre thread full of bots and AI Literally none of these posts make any sense
Your brain is for having ideas, not for holding onto them.One must be a semi consistent state of eliminating things that cause mental overhead or you will lose the privilege to have a proper functioning mind.
>>223575966Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Dark forces wish to destroy my life
>>223575977sup ghostie
putting your head into the microwave oven is a cost effective treatment for cocksucking disorder
>>223575966it tolls for thee, sugar plum
that's it I'm getting out of bed
regardless of size of the microwave oven
>>223575992how would that workmy microwave doesnt turn on unless the door is shut
looool Rupert Lowe just offered to form a coalition with reform
exercising the horsebergs
hate doing things
the 22 year old virgin
>>223575961I agree with that
how much do people spend on those lads holidays in spain?i brought £2 just in case something happened and ended up blowing it allfeel very bad about this now
>>223576012you are very silly
>>223576033ktim
>>223576016lots of money in horse sperm ive heard
... aargh - the new macbook has gone missing - wearing my excellent glasses watching AIG women’s open round 3 highlights on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
had this cough for three weeks straight
>>223576060and from where have you heard this?
>>223576059
>>223576065care bames have swiped it no doubt
>>223576044what's £2 in spainish money?
>>223576092400 pesetas
>>223576065why are you lyingwhy are you posting the tweets minutes after they dropwhats wrong with you
And with that nonsensical bullshit you will all go towards exactly where you belong.
>>223576056me toowe are kindred spiritsthe 1%
>>223576092£2k i mean, most of it went on taxis, food and drinks
Really, really fucking really
>>223576077scotiacon
whats he been up to then
>>223576079This AI sloppa is the rason DDR4 32GB of ram is now about 450£.
>>223576116for how long are you going?
>>223575708Why does your wife actively plan for you shitting yourself in places?
>>223576116that is quite a lot to blow through unless it was several weeks
>>223576072best get it looked at
folx Rod Stewart is stuck in the WeWork lift
is the brazilflag the egyptbot? im very confused
>>223575977That explains why I'm high iq but have a bad memory
>>223576135You can't tell what's AI and what's made in photoshop. You're low IQ.
>>223576144nahbe reyt
https://xpokemon.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/pokemon-cosplay_30.html
Patrick stewart deadRip he was like almost 100 tbf
>>223576149no, Fares is actually funny
>>223576149dunno mate. impossible to keep track of all the schizos on here nowadays
taking suggestions for my amazon wishlist
>>223576155thirty minute photoshop video is it mate
>>223576112x
rorke cowering
I've updated my viewThe English civil war was the worst thing everThose roundhead christmas-hating puritan bastards broke the world
>>223575708i take one or two extras of everything, and plan on doing laundry if i'm travelling for long enough
>>223576174Are you thick or just brown
>>223576186fungus
>>223576186did the tells you what you want to hear machine tell you what you wanted to hear?
>>223576181Looks like a white pride rally, urghhhhWhere's the diversity?
>>223576181why are they all dressed like slobs?
>>223576157lets hope so x
>>223576155Its AI. dolt
>>223576181I think I hate gen x and millenial women
1984. A convoy carrying 130 tons of food left London and headed north to mining communities in Yorkshire and the Midlands.
just coated my raisin toast in the most thickest layer of butter
going for a 'fee, you want anything?
>>223576203No. It isn't.
>>223576137>>223576141i was there for 5 daysbeing drunk the whole time i wasn't really paying attention to money and we ate in some really expensive restaurants i even picked up the whole bill once which came to 350back to being a miser now
>>223576191no evidence heathermong ever used ai yet you spam this every time>>223576196I asked it a question and got an answer. I'm not secretly telling it what to sayWhat's wrong with you retards
>>223576214i HATE raisin toast
never going to wank again
umhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1785660060544417.mp4
>>223576225your life is abysmal :/
I enjoy the work of Wyndham Lewis
>>223576077from whom he was been heard from it isn't your business, asswipe; and dare to fucking spell what you are clearly able to fucking see on my flag to see what fucking happens to the entirety of your ruling house
>>223576223oh well, if you had fun it was worth it>>223576219get the trees cut down and the road widened for the new houses
>>223576223That seems reasonable but it's all relative, you cal blow 500 in one night or it can last you two weeks, depending where you go and what you do
>>223576237guilty knob has got no rhythm
>>223576225>I asked it a question and got an answer. I'm not secretly telling it what to saymaybe try asking a human being
>>223576241heathernonce
>>223576219holloways mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2M612Xj8cU
>>223576243why do you spam the words fungus and abysmal? what kind of character is this? say something that means something>>223576258Why?
need all the schizos and fungusfreaks and cuckspammers to go awaygo away go away go away
hello i'm a pompous little virgin and i'm here to make very serious posts, i DEMAND that you take them seriously
>>223576261awful song, shit band name
NEW>>223576283>>223576283>>223576283
>>223576077from whom he was been heard from it isn't your business, asswipe; and dare to fucking spell what you are clearly able to fucking see on my flag to see what WILL FUCKING HAPPEN TO THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR RULING HOUSE
>>223576237>>223576254
