Smarties pop up edition
It’s not nice being reminded of the morbidity of life
got the bwc sissy hypno on
bet it was mega lit being a caveman
Anyone else have shit teeth even though they brush and floss?
didnt know i was on a samaritans chat room. anyway thats me off to make bacon and egg
>>223577491mines the opposite. good teeth but barely brush and floss
>>223577464
>>223577485no you don't
>tfw no latex gf
we need to do something about op always posting early threads with a single link and people miss it. also half of us have him filtered.
>>223577501screaem
>>223577543find it funny that he deletes his post on purpose
>>223577506Know someone who drinks coke before bed and they have perfect teeth. Whereas I have an apple with water and my teeth are sensitive for a week.
>>223577501that squirrels got some moves!
can never read books because they have too many big words
>>223577553he didn't delete it. can't say anything else without getting in trouble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoCLTOpACv4
always find it embarrassing when asian women get desperate for white guys. just shows that despite their timid, shy, meek nature, the white cock is too powerful for them.
need a spoonfulls edition
ok lets talk about more positive things xx
the masses always attribute systemic issues to individuals . yes infantino stood to gain personally from the world cup plan but that wasn't why he risked pushing it. the tournament itself demands more money the same way capitalism requires new frontiers to exploit. did you think the fact hosts have to share the burden now was just because they love each other . No it's too expensive with diminishing returns as the tendency of the rate of profit to fall.
......in my excellent forest with my woolknit jumper and excellent green dress.......
I can’t believe you when you say ‘wung’ to a hen. I’ve got a nipple in my ass.
>>223577501wtf, is that real?
>>223577610wont respect any white man with an asian gf
>>223577582not sure if this user is impersonating 4chan staff
I've got no mates at the age of 27. Sort of "lost" them over COVID. They had to choose who they wanted in their bubble, I didn't pass muster. Never got back in touch.When I'm 40? My body, my mind, my parents. They'll all be gone.That'll be me.That'll be curtains.A life lived poorly.
>>223577638oh :/
sabrina carpenter song ends full of effing and blinding and now chapelle roam at it straight away
had many sessions wanking pretending to be a lesbian in chatrooms going experimental internet sex with other lesbianshave to assume that was 99% other men
pruning the porn collection like a little old granny tending to her rose garden
>>223577641not what i was implying
>>223577648I can be your friend (no homo).
>>223577630s
>>223577634yh
>>223577648underrated part of having no friends is when people ask you what you did on the weekendvery depressing to hear about them with all their friends and I have to say 'I just had a chill one'
>>223577670got to be selective with what you download with the price of hard drives these days
Ruby public piss play
was guy fawkes based or cringe
>>223577648>my parents. They'll all be gonesc
>>223577691i just lie about doing things. i am very well liked at work, get invited to everything but only turn up 1 out of 10 times, and have developed a sort of mysterious aura through my silence and pretence of a busy life, but i'm really just a lying dull slug who spends all their time on /brit/ and porn
no no it wasnt islam it was islamism totally different thing
>>223577703woke nonsense
when my dad passes i'm done
wonder what my great great great great great great great great great grandad was like
>>223577703based but retarded, like most papists.
>>223577703based department
>>223577737He was a fag
think part of the reason people are so disgusted by incels is that it’s offensive to the human primitive survival brain. We’re programmed to seek companionship and build family units to support us and get us through life, incels nonsensically ignore this and it doesn’t compute to the rational mind
>>223577736iktfbhappened to me.
>>223577737probs a twat
>>223577737old
how's it foing?
>>223577599
>>223577737if you don't know, how do you know you had a family back then?
the scobie collection
think incels are incredibly stupid in terms of human survival which is the part of the intelligent brain that really matters most
>>223577767How does a girl from Manchester end up in Seattle? Boggles the mind
>>223577747>>223577757no need is there
>build family unitsfind this construction quite funny and indicative of the incel because it's obviously phrased as though he sees starting a family as a strategy game
>>223577737little monkey fella
my name is nightyes i like no i love to sleep alone
>>223577779
>Searching for posts that contain ‘foing’. 1434 results found.
why is it looming extra hard today compares to other weeks
>>223577809bank holiday tomorrow mate
>>223577809sorry mate that's just me*sits down*
>>223577501
leftypol studying for eight years to be a male nurse
what you shag your great x20 nan if she was fit
everybody hates piss
the cronem files
>>223577790*ruffles your hair*you’ll get over it
>>223577737according to statistics he most likely was a farmhand or tradesman who lived from about 1700 to 1780.
>>223576362>>223576424>>223576442robot tome incoming
>>223577791It is a strategy game and I’m not an incel lol, you raise the next generation who support the previous generation in their later years, it’s been the case through all of human history
>>223577816rorke origins
not a word
>>223577827*yawns very loudly in your face*
I'm an incel ama
going through the archives so i can hatpost someone from over 10 years ago for my own amusement
>>223577791>he sees starting a family as a strategy gameExactly. To the Incel relationships and connecting with others are an abstract concept. He paws at the concept in his mind, he bats it from side to side, he shakes it, he tries to understand it (which varying degrees of success).For everyone else (normal people) it's not even second nature. It's first nature.
>going through the archives so i can hatpost someone from over 10 years ago for my own amusement
>>223577813Scotland moment
> The next bank holiday in Scotland is 3 August Summer bank holidaylooking forward to itexcept I live in england ahhaahhahaahah
which english person do you think has the best accent? if you could suddenly speak like them?reckon it has to be jacob rees mogg don't care if you don't like his politics his accent is quintessentially british, not too posh just right amount of it
>>223577851how big is your willard
SHITland
>>223577851can I have fries with that?
>>223577851what’s wrong with your brain
>>223577873Brian Sewell is even better
>>223577873geordie greep
>>2235778798 inches I'd sayMaybe 7.9>>223577888I have an office job>>223577894autism
>>223577873tom baker
>>223577898would sound like a caricature of a british accent in most contexts, reckon they'd take the piss out of it
>>223577906>8 inchescap. pics x
>>223577833> who support the previous generation in their later years, it’s been the case through all of human historyThe support in question:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%84ttestupa>Ättestupa (Swedish for 'kin/clan precipice') is a name given to a number of precipices in Sweden.>The name supposedly denotes sites where ritual senicide took place during pagan Norse prehistoric times, whereby elderly people threw themselves, or were thrown, to their deaths.[1] According to legend, this was done when old people were unable to support themselves or assist in a household.
sunday morning wanktoiling>>>/gif/30959212>>>/gif/30979937>>>/gif/30968600>>>/gif/30967506
switzerland's a mad looking place
>>223577919lmfao ok thats porke isnt it
>>223577928low self-esteem
Dawkins has a nice English accent. It doesn't sound stuck up, it's basically a neutral upper middle class accent without archaic or pretentious inflexion.
>>223577906bro has a hammer and i'm here measuring from beneath the balls
>>223577923not capno pics for you thoughbeing a prude in this respect is definitely a big reason why I'm a virgin
sitting downstairs is not an invitation to be talked at non stop fuck off mum
>>223577491Yeah but when I was depressed I really neglected my personal hygiene including brushing and flossing so I've got a lot of staining and some plaque build upToo self conscious to get a proper clean though
>>223577934new zealand looks just like this
>>223577928bradley you naughty boy!
>>223577934Hyperborea
>>223577934shithole>>223577947have you revealed your willy size? i missed that announcement
bradders tickling the femboys nuts
>>223577948sucking an egg poster unmasked
>>223577928third thread is the only one i'd wank to
never got into the norse/germanic stuff reallymed stuff mogs it to hell and back imo
being a virgin with an 8 inch lobber is mad you could have given so many girls the best night of their life. You’ve gotta try your absolute best to shag someone at your toil cos then word will get around and you’ll get more shags
enjoyer of fat women but I'm skinny and short so they don't like me
>>223577967ive actually never measured, its average, nothing to brag about
>>223578003Aramaic and Mesopotamian beats both.
father's partner got very drunk and embarrassed himself at the barbecue yesterday. he's still asleep now kind of dreading the awkwardness if he gets up and says hello
just going to play hearts of iron all day getting steamboatsgoing to wank also and eat some crisps
>>223578006empty, loveless sex goes for both. it becomes impossible to pair bond later down the line.
Imagine being a Rust player and you've had to take a break because of like a death in the family or you got cancer or something, and you come back ready to unwind after a stressful period in life and your entire base has been robbed and someone's painted poofter on the wallMust be hard for them
>>223578026same but with crusader kings and cookies
>>223578022wog alarm!
>>223578023did he char his wilkins again
>>223578006we had a work summer party recently and I didn't goso it's not looking good in that regard
>>223578023haha its funny becus ur dads le gay aha get it homosexuality looool gottem
soft boiled eggs and black pepper has got to be the greatest flavour combination in existence
>>223578027I agree that pair bonding is tough after many partners from first hand experience
>>223578023anyone ever bully you for having a bent dad like inbetweeners?
>>223578003Der Ring des Nibelungen is good but after that there's not much else
drinking makes me feel like a dipshit
>>223578049haha describe thing like retard to make it sound dumb haha bradley walsh nigger roar
>>223578051revenge tastes better.
>>223578048Despairing at this post, I hope you get it together at some point!
>>223578006>word will get aroundthis is why snapchat coming out when I was at school was a blessing
watched 33 mins of a film but I'm not feeling it so I've stopped and will delete it
i am titanium fyi
drank too much and swore off booze #3929485928179582 award
>>223578065
>>223578065the fact that these people live till 70 despite eating literal cow shit, never using soap, and living among rats says something about their immune system
>>223578046nigger faggot alarm!
>>223577948
I’ll be honest I do not like my bitcoin going down as much as it has
>>223578107proves the truth of terrain theory
>>223578110the so-called black pussy
>>223578096AAUGGHHHHHH YOU MADE ME CUM
>>223578120
I'm wokeno joke
>>223578114qrd?
>>223578110Does this food look like a bacon sandwich to chinese people? Do either of the half-chinese lads care to weigh in?
>>223578132the chinky lass with my bwc
>>223578137germs are everywhere but they can only harm you if you're already sick
>>223578144
I want to exterminate every black, asian, and indian "person" infesting this earth.is that normal?
>>223578143
>be American>work hard all week>go to a burger joint on a Saturday for a nice bit of fast food>get shot
just finished reading the plot summary of the film I stopped watching 33 mins in and I'm glad I didn't bother watching the rest of it
from the hoodyeah I'm goodbitch like the dickyeah she like it good
>>223578152A sausage served on a piece of folded white bread sold at a tool shop. Drinking beer out of a well worn shoe. This is your culture.
>cockmogged by a clam or fish or whateverwhat the fuck is even the point of living
>>223578170ktimminy cricket
>>223578180GOURANGA
Terrible posts all around
Fear me you loathsome, lazy creaturesI descend upon your earth from the skiesI command your very souls you unbelieversBring before me what is mineAt the seven seas of RhyeCan you hear me you peers and privy councillorsI stand before you naked to the eyesI will destroy any man who dares abuse my trustI swear that you'll be mineAt the seven seas of RhyeSister I live and lie for youMister do or else dieYou are mine I possess youI belong to you foreverStorm the master marathon I'll fly throughBy flash and thunder fire I'll survive(I'll survive, I'll survive)Then I'll defy the laws of natureAnd come out aliveThen I'll get youBegone with you short and shady senatorsGive out the good, leave out the bad evil criesI challenge the mighty titan and his troubadoursAnd with a smileI'll take you to the seven seas of Rhyeoh I do like to be beside the seasideoh I do like to stroll along the prom prom prom as the brass band plays piddlypompom
>>223578180
>>223578169remember watching a video of people running thinking there was a shooter when it fact it was someone revving a motorbike
stop posting those
>>223578219Reminder octopod are smart and this is like the equivalent to eating a live guinea pig
>>223578219she is such a vile hideous bugwoman would stomp on her fucking face
>>223578219https://x.com/i/status/2083705963790364679Things like this are why I will never live there. I've been there a few times, and there were a few occasions where I didn't feel particularly safe.
>>223578219she's not even enjoying it why do they do this
>>223578245These people have no soul so she could never understand the analogy.
>>223578006I was a virgin until last yearthree escorts have now said my dick is bigI'm 6.8 inches so only a bit above average according to the official stats but I reckon most men exaggerate
I'm like a man from the hooddick so goodbitch never had a man who couldreach her little sweet spot and hit it good
just gooned to the white male black female thread on gif
>>223578065love cute little rodents
>>223578239last one
>>223578276>so only a bit above average5" is enough to satisfy most women, it's technique that is the main factor. I'm 6" and I've never had a single complaint about my size.
>>223578245asians are smart too and I would have no qualms about chaining them up in my basement and murdering them in a variety of highly detailed and excruciating ways that I certainly don't fantasize about in my dreams every single night.
>>223578292something something rorke
>>223578268this is like going to south london, seeing some roadmen and saying "the UK is not safe"90% of america has extremely low homicide rates just stay of the retarded areas full of black gangs and red necks and you'll be fine
Just pulled this out of my penis hole. Don't get kidney stones.
>>223578297They just fucking eat anything
>>223578109aussie wog girls are fucking fit
>>223578305like sounding init
>>223578297the fuck is this a whale lung? is that a whale lung
>>223578268at least here if you stay away from da endz and don't go to dangerous places at night you are 99.9% safe from any potential stabbing attack, apart from the occasional truck driver of peacewhereas in the states anyone could have a gun at any time and you can die over something as simple as an argument in a shop>>223578304disagree, only like new england
>>223578304The attack happened in fucking Idaho, which is basically their farming area. Even if certain states have low homicide rates, if things like that are still happening there I don't want to be anywhere near it.
>>223578304london has lower crime than america,
>>223578296
niggas be asking 'hows it foing'nigga it foing at alli'm an underweight virgin eating sweets in his bed and posting on /brit/
the average American will never witness a shooting in their whole life.America being some dangerous shithole is kinda a myth
>>223578303why are you seething?
heathergeoduck
where's the best place to pre-order Ace Combat 8?
>>223578321no wonder yank rorkes want to move to russia because its trad, it has the same murder rates haha
>>223578337Move there then if you think it's so safe.
>>223578324>thing is so rare is makes the news and people are talking about>"it must happen often if i am hearing about it from a news article"use your brain once in a while mate
>>223578333lmao
>>223578337if you compare it with other developed countries it is the most dangerous by farof course it's safer than Brazil or Somalia
>>223578337yeah there's only so many shootings because there's so many peopleit's like how argetina beat us at football because south america has more people
>>223578358How many random shootings happen here compared to there? Be quiet now.
>>223577756wtfso now you're just on your own in his compound?
>>223578374>of course it's safer than Brazil or SomaliaCIA Saxon Protestant lies
waiting for some cock
>>223578339seething?it was a half-arsed attempt at a black pussy changed rorke joke
>>223578378counting or not counting gang violence
>>223578321gang violence is highly concentrated in a few poor areas and accounts for the majority of crimeif you live in california and stay out of the gang areas you are not gonna be at risk>>223578378daft cunt you can easily see idaho is safe from the stats
>>223578356I’d love to move to America. Unfortunately unless you’re Indian or whatever it’s very difficult to
really don't get why English people started calling themselves "Anglos" online in the 2010sthe correct term is "Saxons", which was used for over 1000 years>"On 6 July 1776, the first committee for the production of the Great Seal of the United States convened. One of three members of the committee, Thomas Jefferson, proposed that one side of the seal feature Hengist and Horsa, "the Saxon chiefs from whom we claim the honor of being descended, and whose political principles and form of government we assumed"
coming out of my incel rodent hole to find a loli trying to give me food
>>223578374yeah
>>223578210Why did he turn into that American evangelist?
>>223578385just look in the mirror.
Alex West was left harrowed by the difficult labour his wife endured for their first child. When it came to their second, he hoped for a much smoother arrival.The birth did go better for his wife - but not for him."I had a panic attack and broke down. I hadn't been able to - I didn't have the ability to - process that," Alex says.Unresolved trauma from his wife's first labour and his subsequent postnatal depression meant Alex didn't want to continue with the couple's plan to have four children.
>>223578391>daft cunt you can easily see idaho is safe from the statsHow many random shootings happen in Norfolk? Use YOUR brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAdal53PKmk
>>223578425leftypol extincting himself
>>223578023if your dads gay then how are you???
im in serious trouble
In the park
>>223578335:)
>>223578436the stats are publicly available but you choose to base your ideas on twitter screenshots. DAFT CUNT.
>>223578425probably a lot easier after you've had a kid.
>>223578457Where do u get these pics from
>>223578457Iced tea is fucking disgusting.
>>223578457A feast for a king x
>>223578410the term anglo was did not start in the 2010s
223578457i hate this fucking reddit gimmick i hope a lorry runs over your fucking head and it explodes like a watermelon
>>223578391>>daft cunt you can easily see idaho is safe from the statsliterally more violent than the entirety of europe
disgruntled runtish vile slug man in
>>223578425Mental how these sort of put together lads are having panic attacks.What does a panic attack even look like for this sort of person? Does the article go into detail?
>>223578386sorry didn't know. my sincerest apologies
>>223578466No, I just don't want to live in a country where not matter what state I'm in, I could one day get caught up in a situation where some nutcase decides to use military grade artillery to gun people down. That's it, you can talk about stats all you want, means nothing.
eated 4x eggs and 2x breads worth of soldiers
>>223578448he's had 2 kids already and you're a virgin
bit aggro in here rn lets just enjoy the moment and appreciate the camaraderie xx
>>223578500>you can talk about stats all you want, means nothingthe most concession admitting post ever get raped abdul
yo dudes we're all surfing the web!!
most people who go on about oh i couldnt live in america i couldnt do without my ennaychess and theres too many school shootings and all this have never been to america. ive been and its peng our country is honestly a fucking backwater in comparison
sucking a golfball
wonder what they used to wank over before porn was invented
>>223578506what have they stuck him with
>>223578532trvke
>>223578521I will fucking massacre you.
>>223578527Incel recording it was later seen on 4chan being a coward and saying he would've stepped in if he were there.
>>223578525>abdulNope you're way off, I'm a white Englishman and nothing you say is going to change my mind, America is a far more dangerous country than ours.
>>223578535they used to actually go outside and get a shag
I believe it does loom
>>223578532well obviously. they dont call it the exorbitant privilege for nothing
My new life awaits me in Montana
>>223578547no logo on the foam
>>223578547>George Torrum
>>223578547Elon Musk should buy it
new red scare looks good
bank holiday monday woooooooooooooooit don't loom!!!
>>223578425My dad did this after I, his only child, was born and it baffles me
gonna bake the next thread.wish me luck!
what chemicals do they add to cravendale to make it fresher for longer
>>223578585your life was fuck all like Skins lmfao
>>223578532Australia is nicer imo, and I've been to both countries.
>>223576293the smarties in the bottom were plastic you werent meant to eat them
>>223578572bet there are some fitties there
>Campaigner Harry Brook said the partnership was symptomatic of a much broader issue around fundingyh you gonna fund the peaQ district then are you mate?
>>223578595no you're not i've got a good idea for an edish
England only has one city
>>223578599it's what they take out of it not what they add you mong
proto-gf messaging me too much. i cant be talking to you at 2am and 11am. need time to recharge
>>223578589He sounds great. Wish he posted here instead of you
right well i don't think that's safe for work is it
>>223578599thallium.
Everyone prattles on about what is and isn’t “aristocratic.” Being an aristocrat isn’t larping as a Jet Setter—it’s taking responsibility for a place and not leaving as soon as times get tough. It’s the Captain going down with the ship because that’s his fucking job.
>>223578620foids love this crap
>>223578587jock
>>223578547And thats another thing. US national parks are vast, government-owned tracts of pristine wilderness managed to keep human impact low. UK national parks are a couple of fields and heath with roads right beside them and a few sheep running about.
if there was a /brit/ boy serious about getting his arsehole violated in a hotel room I’d be all over it
>>223578609yeah plenty of corn syrup fed BBWs in montana GOD fat american bitches make my dick DIAMONDS imagine of them farting their taco bell "in-n-out" burger on your face haha
>>223578616do i look like a dairy farmer
>>223578593genuine um post
>>223578636just got a lob on
>>223578635where and when
>>223578599They put it in a white opaque bottle.
>>223578632The UK is smaller than Texas, so of course they've going to have larger and more untouched national parks, dumb dumb.
>>223578603ok?
>>223578632not quite true but appreciate the sentiment
fucking bastard scots and their bank holiday while im stuck toiling like a slave in ulster. my ancestors should have stayed put
Wish England had more restaurants. We can pick this up in the next thread, but I wish England had more restaurants. Feels like the only place worth living is London.
full of yanks though isn't it
cant get comfy
bloody flies in here now
sir grey skies
>>223578674wheres your northern ireland flag then
If Burnham mandates a 4 day working week for tech companies I will become a Labour supersoldier
>>223578675we need those japanese restaurants where you can sit in an incel booth and eat your incel noodles alone
new >>223578700>>223578700>>223578700
>>223578690see that diagonal bit. thats me
>>223578679Exactly, same goes for France. I went to France recently, lovely country but it's full of arrogant French cunts.
Women's tennis
We must thank the Janitor for doing such a great job over these past few months, a brilliant job even! He has crushed The Parasite and allowed us to live in Safety & Security. He has brought us into a new Golden Age away from the sickening crimes of that wicked, wicked person.
>>223578337But if you’re black it’s a different story
>>223576293That's a nice idea
>>223577756I knew you wouldn't off yourself
