Derek & Clive editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcDREaxsu8
why did they start using the spidermin joke on the spiderman movies? isn't that from seinfeld or friends. i doesnt really make sense in the story
>>223581099>>223581124>X hasn't happened now therefore it will never happenI'm honestly not trying to be a dick here but the writing is very much on the wall for all these things (except perhaps art). A few days ago OpenAI published proofs for 10 long-standing problems in mathematics. These weren't toy problems, they're shit which actual humans have been working on for years, decades, without progress. Yet they were solved with a computer using ~$2,000 worth of tokens.To the software engineer, yes your job still exists but is it really such a stretch to see that the role you are currently performing will eventually be outsourced to an agent that is just another AI trained on that specific role?It's boiling frog stuff. Frogs around you are boiling right now. They're dead. Cooked frogs. And you're sitting there bubbling and swollen saying "well yeah I'm a bit hotter and redder than I was yesterday but that won't ever be me".>>223581203At the moment yeah for sure like it must only be brown people masturbating to the current crop of AI porn where you can tell it's AI and just looks like a barbie doll with big tits. But I mean in the future when they release proper porn AI.
mad how junior is still alive
I'm just like tony soprano i even look a bit like him
>>223581201>>223581260>the only one who wasn’t obese is the last man standing, despite being significantly older
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIhPMK68wXo
fuck you sopranos cunts, i just googled "big pussy" on my work laptop because if you
about the milk >>223581278
>>223581294kek uh oh! better get that resume up to scratch, you'll need it now
you never would've guessed mr bean invented the atkins diet, but he's not fat so if you deep it it makes a bit of sense
>>223581238@grok summarise this long ahh post
nolan movies are just loud and fast
>>223581299had a milkman come every morning when i was a nipper. if mum ordered gold top milk there was a little layer of cream at the top that you could pour on your cereal if you were the first to get to the bottle.
bro's hairline was so low when he started balding he didn't need no finasteride
>>223581294You’re going to hurt your tight pussy HR lady’s feelings
>>223581294
>>223581329IT'S OVERexcept for porn, which has only just begun
>>223581346
pony soprano
Who else misses the way things was back in the 70s when we respected our elders and men knew they was men and woman knew they was woman
they never got to see an independent scotland
Where do milfs hang out? The cool ones
>>223581334>there was a little layer of cream at the top that you could pour on your cereal if you were the first to get to the bottlenice, yeah I'm talking about that milk, now the max you can get here is 3,5% 4 max fat in the supermarket
>>223581371https://youtu.be/uERIXLWeik0
>>223581380When did Paulie die
>>2235814022022
>>223581402like 4 years ago from dementia
>>223581341is he balding even?
>>223581380scotland that’s a type of mick right?
People who drink red cap milk are wronguns aren't they?
>>223581334Don't see the milkman much anymoreWe used to get a bottle of fresh orange too, and occasionally as a treat mum would send us out with some change to get a chocolate or strawberry milkSimpler times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r04_x31Qk
>>223581346dead now of course>>223581362dead now of course>>223581370dead now of course
>>223581430>the milkman the paperboy and evening tvi dont really understand that because we still have tv in the evenings
Need to lose weight but beer and crisps
Japan is only 14 hours away. You could be there tomorrow
>>223581464woke mob taking them out one by one
>Score up by 65 ptscredit bros... we won
ladsthinking of doing summat madjust watching Simpsons 1-12 (before Al Jean gets his grubby claws on it starting with S13E1 of course)course I've seen a boatload of simpsons episodes on BBC2/C4 over the years, but I've never made a deliberate attempt to actually consume all classic simpsons episodesshould I?dare I?I watched the highest rated episode of neo-simpsons to see if it was an apt cutoff and it was so dogshit I think S1-12 works just dandy.
just seen some old fucking fossil driving a 2025 rs6its not right
Enchiladas a triumph
Latest on mousey?
>>223581497I tried to start doing this, but then lost interest after a few episodes
>>223581464tbf the show was 27 years ago and Tony aside they were all slightly older gentlemen even thenpair that with the italian-american diet being the most carb-heavy cholesterol-inducing on earth and it's not much of a surprise desu
>>223581497watch all of one piece instead
>>223581497give series 1 a swerve but otherwise it is a very worthwhile endeavour
>>223581506bender food for benders
>>223581476im coming babe
>>223581506what type of cheese is it >>223581532how about you suck my toe >>223581528perhaps this was your problem: >>223581538I'd still want to watch it though desu. Bit OCD about being comprehensive. I'll 2x speed the clip show eps though of course.
this wouldn't have happened if the burger flippers had guns
>>223581506would eat, I just had some sausage and eggs 1 hour ago with a salad
i'm a retarded tranny freak
>>223581500Always 10mph under the speed limit.
>>223581472Lost 6 stone in a year while eating crisps and drinking beerJust made cuts elsewhere like in my balanced diet and sometimes just having beer for tea
>>223581530>pair that with the italian-american diet being the most carb-heavy cholesterol-inducing on earth and it's not much of a surprise desuthey lived till around 80 except for gandolfini who was an alcoholic drug addict and severely overweight. do you realise they are actors and don't eat like the characters in the show they portrayed you spastic?
India is only 10 hours away
>>223581572Don't believe you
>>223581583they're fat cunts you buffoonthey didn't give them padding to beef them up
>>223581566you think you’re special…you do
>>223581599yeah so fat that he died at the tender age of 79!
>>223581596a nigga like me would be pretending i cant move my neck and suing for whiplash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGlKOruQpAA
wish wish wish I had a big dick
>>223581506you burnt it you spazzer
I never consume alcohol or desserts and I became 2 stone overweight. All liquids I consume are basically 0 cals.From what I hear that's impressivley unimpressive.The perils of a WFH life.
love this cutie
>>223581619He was so hawt
I could move to japan but I still wouldn't know how to meet women
>>223581646>All liquids I consume are basically 0 calsis it diet soda?
>>223581598I'd post my little progress graph but then you'd all see that my starting weight was so shamefully heavy and I'd never be able to post here again because you'd all know you were posting with a gigantic fat idiot slob
i need to get stronger
rightthat's the birthday sorted
>>223581640truei got distracted chopping my cashews
>>223581682
>>223581657LOL ffs Timmy
>>223581596Was waiting for him to fall to his death during the whole video
>>223581665yeah>>223581657>32 years old and a virgin and still acting like a childyikesBIG yikeswonder what her muslim family thinksshe should have been married off to uncle basheer a decade ago
>>223581663There's apps for that
>>223581673Ah that makes sense, you have such a high maintenance weight you could afford to drink beer. Bit of a different story when you can't go over 2300kcal
>>223581682fucking hell dont go too crazy lad
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my friend told me about this forum looking to make new friends
>>223581697i think those are bad for your health
Timmy and Pooja living happily ever after yamming cow poo cakes xhe feel like he won the lottery x
>>223581697doubtshes too fit
>>223581682I’m getting this for the missus
>>223581700Could get on the zempic for a bitthey invented it so you could make poor dietary decisions and still lose weight
>>223581696was expecting a train to smash into him
>>223581720*rapes you at 1mph*
I think I might be a rockstar. I think I give off those vibes. Those Rockstar Vibes...
>>223581729not bad for a muzzie
>>223581729Timmy… come on nigga…
>>223581682Woke nonsense
the apps are popping off today. im overwhelmed
need a chinese woman gf to make me prawn toast coz i fancy prawn toast
>>223581759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82vpIsQ3lX8
need to fuck Taz
should probably get out of bed
any wabi sabi man in
>>223581787get them fucking SHAGGED
>>223581827the more the women like me, the more i realise i'd rather be alone
i'm going to play video games and watch porn this afternoon
>>223581811she look like she give good rimjob
>>223581729she kinda cute
Imagining making a Muslim woman rim your bumholeWould be fit...
they say that spiderman film is alrightwill pirate it when it comes out online proper but not paying to see it
Got no mates. Been ghosted by everyone I ever knew even some of my own family members
I haven’t brushed my teeth since 2025
not seen that Obsession movie but i see people online saying having a fit woman being obsessed with you would be mint. not though is it? exhausting
>>223581876tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Kay Timmers
>>223581870after eating a bacon sandwich no less
>>223581876Yeah join the club dickhead
>>223581872bbc iplayer has all the spidderman films. handy if you have kids or are a spastic
>>223581876alri malcolm crowe
>>223581876We're all great mates here though so it's ok xx
set my age range to 35-45actually crazy how rare actual milfs are most of these women are mid af
not watched any of those wpiderman films with tom holland in it because apparently you have to watch the avengers and all that firstcbai like the other ones with tobes and the man from hacksaw ridge and emma stone
>>223581919the one with Michael Keaton was OK, as was the one with Jake Gyllenhaalsuppose I could put one on in another tab as background noise
>>223581945actually speaking of tobes i just remembered there's a good film with him in it called Brotherswatch that if you get the chance it's about an army man that gets pstd from the war
>>223581944Almost like they're designed that way
>>223581944
>>223581910listeni know this isn't aesthetically appealingbut i would bounce on this comical sex arse all daysorry, my willy isn't as refined as my brain
dutch nigga called geert
>>223581945dont think you do. you just need to know that he's Tony Stark's rentboy and ten Tony Stark also dies at some point
vomit
was trying to wank earlier and the guy in the video put on "inna-gadda-da-vida" in the middle of fucking his girl and it made me lose my stiffy
>>223581987looks like my ballsback
spondoolies
>>223581987
>>223582005these were a mess to eat
>>223581987Cor leng
>>223581987she was relaxing on the beach until someone came up and said are you british? yeah how can you tell? they walked away laughing to themselves.
>>223581681>>223581311In what way does that count as going bald lol
>>223582009rock and or roll
>>223581238Fuck off 190 you completely boring twat
>>223581993might give them a go then
far play to her
>>223582037eh paulie you ever listen to the smiths?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MOzk7-6j-I
>>223581633come home elliot
Britishbros, is Barnsley scary to visit? I want to do an international trip on my own to England, and so far I have Yorkshire and Woking
>>223582076goated album
>>223582081go to Hull to meet heathernonce
>>223582081nowhere in britain is scary to visitbarnsley is boring
>>223582061that is grimbrown people are fucking animals
boring as fuck today guessing all the good posters are doing something else of a sunday
>>223582098>barnsley is boringMaybe, but I want to see where Kes was shot
>>223582061>here's a tenner with my cum in ityou have to admire the innovation
>>223582094where have you got this fromhe lives in london
>>223582081come to stockport where everyone in this thread lives and join us at the chestergate for karaoke
>>223582105you say this every single day
>>223582113you can just wash it. 10 quid is 10 quid
>>223582128yeah nobody in this thread lives in London mate
Dating apps would be a lot better if you could only upload Live Photos no photos from camera roll
cor blimey spare us a tenner for the offie innit lad
>>223582061thot destroyer!
>>223582061what makes them have a sort of animalistic lust to them. I understand their society is more conservative but it's not puritanical muslim level and they all have access to the internet so why. it seems most of the women there hate them for their behaviour and complain about them when they leave india
>>223582149fuck that
>>223582142used to live in bethnal green
But seriously lads, is Yorkshire safe to visit? I don't drink or go to pubs or do drugs
>>223582142hs?
>>223582163You must not be comfortable in your appearance
>>223582149don't really want to see inside these bints' smeggy bedrooms>>223582173lies
>>223582149would be good if you could upload videos of your cock to cut out all the fuss
>>223582177No one gives a fuck take it to reddit
>>223582081be sure to visit cheadle
>>223582183not really no, but that's not why i don't like the idea
feeling unsafe in yorkshire
>>223582177no the extraflags lot are from yorkshire and they're notorious bummerssteer clear if you value your anal virginity>>223582192bit of a weird thing to lie about isn't it?
>>223582177lots of terriers come from there
>I don't drink or go to pubs or do drugs
>>223582224you know me so you're safe
Might move to Victoria Quay in Swansea
>>223582226not really, everyone in this thread who claims to be from London lies about it, so it's quite common actuallyevidence: not a single soul turned up to the monty pike meetup
>>223582232I just want to see the moors
>>223582255go to portugal then
you know what dogs are funnythese lotfancies himself some sort of fashionista
>>223582255ohhh you want to go to bradford then
>>223582278but Emily didn't wrote about the Portuguese moors
Would you be married if you were DiCaprio?
>>223582255*moops
>>223582285https://youtu.be/PbxJePgCsWQ
>>223582307GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET
>>223582304nah definitely notalso stuff like DiCaprio being dragged for shagging 20 year olds makes you wonder how many billionaires who aren't famous just spend their whole lives shagging and endless supply of 18-22 year old fanny. He only gets griefed for it because he's famous but for those who are rich and not famous, they can get away with it
arrest everyone except me
fresh tassium on the tube log
Love how the UK has to look like bare shit now because blobmen and blobwomen alike need their daily treats delivered to them by mystery meat Amazon drivers who are on incredibly tight schedules so Bezos can be richer than god from taking their money out of our economy
>>223582131we'll go down underbank and pay 6 quid a pintshow him what the real new berlin looks like
>>223582430not a hazel grove zillionaire like you mate
the glasgow-stockport connection
Also asking what else to do in Woking after looking at Horsell Common
>>223582388this guy wants to be bernard's watch all on his own
>>223581870>>223581906Is scat made of digested bacon considered haram
sometimes I get the urge to completely wipe all my online accounts and start fresh with a new handle but i've only got 1 online "mate" and I only speak to him n play with him like once a yearsome sort of autism i think
https://www.tiktok.com/@agoftbl/video/7659475984625798422
why do girls unbutton their top button of their jeans and shorts now and fold over the waistband of their joggers and shorts
I like this tourist to worthless ugly shit unremarkable unredeemable parts of britain that nobody has any real interest in visiting and goes their whole lives without seeing gimmick.
>>223582093yep, saw it at the record store but it was 35 and I had other things planned but next time I'm buying it
>>223582554dunno but long may it continue
>>223582554They used to fold over the waistband of their joggers back in the day too I think it's to show the hem of their knickers or that part of their belly where the womb is
>>223582554for pleausueare
it went from my pc to this pc WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>223579154 Tested negative, faggot
>>223582625
>>223582411:o *click click click click*
>>223582177Yorkshire is an odd one, it has one of the stronger regional/county identities but the bulk of the population are in the cities of the West Riding (Leeds, Sheffield, Bradford, Huddersfield) and full of Afro-Hibernians and Pakis.However, the North Riding is one of the best parts of the country, incredibly rural and very white, lots of traditional little villages, two national parks (the Dales and Moors) covered in heather moorland with sheep dotted everywhere. Good pubs and little churches aplenty.The final third of the county, the East Riding, is home to Hull - often named the worst city in England - where non-whites are a new phenomenon and so most crime has historically been against property (petty theft, burglary, etc) rather than violent or sexual. The rural parts of the East are on land reclaimed with ditches and dykes since the 1600s, so it doesn't have the same historical appeal as the North Riding though it is charming enough for those of us who live here.
>>223582658gonna try this tonight
MAMA MIA
>>223582694
https://youtu.be/HSxGuYPNvn8?si=0SoINVBWXOpAAXJAGirlies, Panda got arrested again after absconding
i wish..
>>223579837This is the list I plan on completeing before killing myself >See southern new Zealand the places that lord of the rings were shot at >See Hadrian's wall>See Zion national park >Die looking at a sky with no light pollution
>>223582427get it paved over
>>223582213not after the incident
>>223582625rename it back to my pc to own the fuck out of microsoft
>>223582747ugly
>>223582747cute nun
>>223582734>See Hadrian's wallWhy? You should tour the Saxon Shore Forts of the Southeast of England instead. Dover, Richborough, Pevensey, etc.Also, don't off yourself. We love you
>>223582734I belong in Utah
Anyone looking for bum fun in SW1?
>>223582747kill yourself
yanis varoufukus
>>223582728who is this facesitter
>>223582800>>223582782I mean I don't wanna live anymore and instead of wallowing in self pity I wanna see the world before I die.
>>223582802P?
>>223582802yeah
>>223582734Why kys?
>>223582814delet this post
>>223582820that's coolx
>>223582734I went to Hadrian's wall once
sex DJ Mya
Lump on the back of my neck getting biggerprobably spinal cancer
women of unclear ethnic origin, is it
>>223582867get in
>>223582734FOY
The Gay Porn Dude
artist's abstract depiction of [leftypol/rorke]'s* penis*fill in blank as desired
>>223582867https://vocaroo.com/1fkp3AXgmbxN
>>223582830Life to me is not worth it I do feel human and honestly my life has been very rough from the beginning. No matter what I am alone and always at square one plus no one will miss me when I die? Also the future is very bleak I rather not live to see cyberpunk mixed with judge dread
What causes spastics to post nothing but tiktoks of mid slags with absolutely no commentary
>>223582957cansubhuman at it again
>>223582966the sort of girl that would not like me
uh oh melty
>>223582957they enjoy the idea of us getting hard from their efforts
>>223582966Weather is sexo. Couldn't pay me to care about the evil creature in the centre of the frame.
>>223582955No family?
>>223582932a bit smol innit
>the nice flat incelwalk path is chock full of people>take the steeper uglier path with nobody on it>6000 steps after an hour walkingthats pure bullshit fuck hills and fuck dogwalkers ill have to do another walk later
*does a wee twerky dance*
>>223582957To them those webms are the most interesting thing ever they sit there transfixed with their mouth agape and 1 neuron ( the 'rape' neuron) firing in their brain on repeat
>>223583009very roundabout way of saying you're a massive poofter
England
>>223583056
>>223583056brad screma
There are serious indian brained niggas on here that need to be removed from humanity
roundhouse a nig-nah, you know what, I think I'm gonna cut janny a break and just not post it
heya mates.eyyy i'm walking here
>>223583079s
>>223583115your honour my client was going to type out "night" not the nigger word
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785424307082427.webm
theres a thread on r9k for people that want to have sex with their mothers and its been going for years
>>223583115im sure the janny does not give one fiddlers fuck. in fact hes probably disappointed. they do it for free you know
>>223583009holy based. kill all women
>>223583153they're a bunch of freaks over there.
>>223583153you seem to know all about it
Get the niggers lynchedGet the faggots beheadedGet the white guilt cucks incinerated
>>223583149got the one with the girl dancing in the lightbulb?
Is the cutèe transgirl on my train here? x
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/indian%20brained/country/AU/lad's losing his mind
anything scarier than a ghost?
>>223583180gp
>Prolonged drought could cause shortage of some foods, farmers' union head says
>>223583196your future
>>223583196people who post on /brit/ for 8 hours a day
https://vocaroo.com/12CLBbCkvIat
>>223582658CORRRRRRRRRRR
>>223583191Scream
you reckon janny writes on his resume under job description: tard wrangling
>>223583191screech
The Hingefu invites you out for a nighwalk in the snow. Snowy conditions increase the possibility of slipping and falling. Do you accept the invitation?
>>223582791got that kfc me
>>223583219>>223583221Racismlad on a mad one
>>22358319124 times in 2 years is nothing
>>223583205no shit
>>223583225
>>223583233the one in 2024 is a false positive its 23 in the last 4 months
>>223583243me and the boomers screaming at that one
>>223583191Blud closes his eyes and sees bobble headed indiahs
>>223582658Can you please stop posting child porn
>>223583243me and grandma we used to watch deadliest catch
having a mental freakout and tearing my cock off
>>223583288Ever shag her up the arse?
Ge tthe new made
>>223583304got some zingers?
They really dont like it when you call them indian
>>223583301
>>223583331>>223583331>>223583331
>>223583319is he argentinian
the new is upfind your own way there
>>223582980She's the kind of girl who would be best friends with my friends and be friendly to me and occasionally acknowledge my existence but barely say five words to me.
