Welcome to /fbg/ - the Food Brother GeneralWe discuss international foods and geek out about it Todays lunch for me
>>223608113Får jag breva här?t. Tobbe
>>223608113>alcohol bruh
>>223608212jdfd>>223608214contribute to the thread or get the FUCK out
Sand-witch for me
>>223608248>>jdfdInga dox och skov? Lovar du?
>>223608266
>>223608266jag kan inte lova vad andra pysar kommer hitta på men för mig är du välkommen mannen
I used to chase lefties around while carrying a stick but I doubt they realized what the reason for it was.They unfortunately turned up low-T nerds despite my efforts.
had this the other daybeef, peppers and onions
>>223608299why you have put teller on bathroom floor
>>223608335it's a white table from IKEAI also have a wooden table but it is very small
>>223608450your floor look disgusting what is that mat is just have soaked up liters of dried milk and sperm what do you know about matgeek?
>>223608450Why tiny table?
>>223608293OK lets try:Last thing i cooked that i have a picture of is this Porchetta. i made a few weeks ago
>>223608573Could probably have left it in the oven a while longer, but it was pretty great (and really easy to make)
>>223608481Don't know what that is sorry. Apologies for my unclean carpet, I don't have a vacuum.>>223608496I live in a flat for homeless people (as I am legally homeless) so I don't have much stuff, only what was in here when I was assigned it.
>>223608573>>223608593du laga gott mat till västis ;_;
>>223608601nigga why is you homeless what the fuck
>>223608601Meanwhile they give free apartments to immigrants but native brits must endure
>>223608573>>223608593You didnt stuff the inside?
>>223608601>I don't have a vacuum.don't have £20 for a second hand henry?
>>223608686I just used salt and pepper, I'll probably experiment a bit more next time
>>223608686
>>223608113King kong yarn here are we
>>223608729Youre supposed to put garlic and herbs on the inside and then roll it up
>>223608824I'll do that next time, didn't have any of that at home (well maybe garlic).
>>223608299that biff looks verty dry maybe you can try small bea or whiteleeksauce
>>223608601>>223608645answer the question
food for a pyse
>>223608997Used to live with my mum but we had a falling out and she said I could no longer live there. I had been paying £400/month rent to her and asked if I could reduce it and put the difference towards driving lessons but she found those terms unacceptable and said if I stopped paying the money I could no longer live there as I was making her mentally unwell.First I had to move to a hostel full of homeless people (pic rel was my room there) and then later I was moved into my flat for homeless people, that I posted before.>>223608977The other day someone suggested I add garlic which I tried and that was OK. It's not really too dry to be fair there's a lot of moisture in the beef.
>>223609144you ever shag in the homeless apartments?
>>223609205Nah I kept to myself as the other occupants were all complete nutters: drug addicts and career alcoholics etc. I kept my head down, stayed away from the communal areas, washed my clothes in the sink and dried them on the radiator etc. Only ventured out to the gym or to get food.
>>223609277whats your favorite posish
>>223609452Missionary or cowgirl if I had to choose. What about yourself?Here's a pasta I once made with mussels.
>>223609492Id rather not say Do you want come to Sweden and live in my apartment
Dinner for a pyse
>>223608113Does this dish have a name?
>>223609582Perhaps not to live as I have my homeless person flat here now, which is enough for me. But if I am ever in Sweden I would meet you for a pint and you could show me around (the entirety of Sweden).Here's a breakfast I once made with sausage, eggs and toast.>>223609614That knife has a large blade and a tiny handle.
I am a food sister :3https://vocaroo.com/13kGPDBtidOe
>>223609671Im not gay or anything
>>223609671This is unironically peng
My lunch. The bread soaks up the bean juice which aids digestion. So it goes down really smooth.
>>223609743do u fart a lot after eating ? how is your breath smells?
>>223609075Min mormor har samma tallrikar
>>223609923likadana*
>>223609897Breath smells great thanks to exceptional gut motility.
>>223610010
>>223609680matgeek släpar VAD bakom foodtrucken??
>>223610111My breath wouldn't be green. It would be a light blue or possibly white.
>>223610190
so-called "chimichangas" from the local pizzeria
>>223610190One notices that you move in unnatural ways
>>223610735jar is pretentious and cringe but frozen pizza box plate is classic and based
>>223611006looks good nigga real good what do you know about matgeek?
>>223611006wogslop
goodly
>>223612951asg Anna Lunderholmbrickan...
>>223612951Neo classic householdcheese
>when man violence take one barn but safetyhets police missthinking you
>>223613371
>>223608113I wouldn't eat this.>>223608250I would eat this.>>223608299I would eat this.>>223608450I wouldn't eat this.>>223608573I would eat this.>>223608593I would eat this too.>>223608686I would eat this.
>>223613463
Nääää asg
>>223613490okay but post your food do you know about matgeek?
Best thing I've cooked was probably when i did a stew of reindeer and autumn chanterelles, with redcurrant jelly and mashed potatoes
hello fellow food brothers. we are the food brotherhood
>>223613795are you a food brother?
shitty food is comfy
>>223613857Aj lajk food
all of this threadmy mouthdo the fucking math
>>223613956you finna suck on that thing nigga
>>223613956Do you have a sister i can date?
>>223613956Did you know Sweden and Vietnam have veri good relation shipp
>>223613795yeah u eating clean scave with pot-ah-tiss moes and wine bears scheley
Which food has you doing this?
>>223614315CP Ham and eating boneless rov
>>223614315estrella potato sips
>>223614315
>>223614315cp-skinka (cp ham)
>>223609075I wouldn't eat this.>>223609492I wouldn't eat this too.>>223609614I would eat this.>>223609671I wouldn't eat this.>>223609743I would eat this.>>223610735I would eat this too but not drink this to pizza.>>223611006I would eat this.
>>223614561Go to hell nigga
>>223612951I wouldn't eat this.>>223613146I would eat this.>>223613795I wouldn't eat this.>>223614496I would eat this.
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THIS THREAD WAS MADE BY THE MATGEEK SPAMMER (Known pedophile)DELETE IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>223608593I wish I had someone to play settler of Catan with.Even your food looks palatable.
>>223615602You have autism.
>>223609743I was in owe with uk breakfast so I started to develop my own variant. Sadly no pictures of that since I usually don't photograph my food.LIke a fry an egg. Make some toast (real bread is good too then untousted) through some melty cheese slices on the beans. when the Egg is about done microwave it for 1 minute so the cheese melts and throw the egg on it.My favorite breakfast, better with added sausages like Debreziner.
>>223615724Don't we all? I don't even believe in that, just accept me as I am.
>>223615825Microwave the beans with cheese I meant. Not the egg. Please don't microwave the egg ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bk0zCrtoaEShashlik
>>223608113Unironically
bump
uhh i had some pasta with eggs and cheese and stuff
>>223618350
>>223609743runt food
>>223616532very good very good howeverwhat do you think about israel ?
Today abomination. Nudes, cubed chuck steak, bolognaise sauce, with a bit of basil thrown on top. Does it look horrendous? yes, Does it taste good? Yes. Might develop it later.
>>223619176looks pretty good to me nigga what do you know about matgeek ?
not recent but stuff from some time agosandwich
>>223619324goyslop leftovers omelette
>>223619324what the fuck have you done to your keyboard
>>223619356>>223619363nothing, it got like that on its own
>>223619406what do you know about matgeek?
>>223619417nothing
>>223619363lived
>>223619441https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/matgeek/deleted/deleted/
>>223619324Ollar du tangentbordet och låter det torka eller vad?
>>223619472ok
>>223612951quintessential white people food
>>223619492you a real nigga? do you keep it 100? take care of business any way you have to?
>>223619545not really, I thought that was obvious
>>223619286>nigga what do you know about matgeek?um nothing, nigga?
What is your favourite frozen pizza? This king is mine. It is glorious. Ridiculously cheesy. The crust is alfredo sauce, very creamy. >>223610735One of the GOATED pizza's those. They are always super cheap too. Get them for 1.50 quite often. The crispy base is brilliant. Very salty though.
>>223618868>what do you think about israel ?My loyalty is with whoever upholds their side of the social contract. Presently, at the time of writing, this doesn't seem to be anywhere, but on the hopeful side, it could be anywhere. Until it is somewhere though, I will remain a NEET.
>>223619925Tony's pizza, local swedish brand it's honestly better than some pizzas you get at authentic Italian restaurants, insanely good. ate it for lunch every day for nearly a year
>>223620272Tony's sucks. They're maximizing how little toppings they can put on while still having people buy it.
>>223608299bit grim m8
>>223620331shut the fuck up bitch it's napoli style pizza, you wouldnt understand it
is this a schizophrenic
>>223620331STFU nigga im finna beat ur yt ass up
>>223620432its just matgeek
yeah
>>223620432Yes. He’s an incredibly sad figure, spends every waking moment of his life here posting complete nonsense but in his warped mind he think he’s funny
>>223620432
>>223608601You can create a vacuum with the venturi effect from any stream of liquid or gas.You can 3D-print such a venturi faucet add-on with any 3d-printer available in your community. Likely the library is the most accessible.Just attach it to the faucet, connect a hose to the side tap, open the flow and enjoy your vacuum!
>>223620805so there sear eye out
>>223620432Its a brotherhood/food army consisting of ~20 posters. Its the biggest faction in Sverigetråden, sworn enemies of the tranime posters.
>>223620432post your dinner bitch
I AM SHIT NUTTY I HAVE TO POOP POO POOP POOOP
>>223621065your food always looks really good best food in this general so far desu have you researched matgeek yet?
>>223621127thanks>have you researched matgeek yet?no, whats that
My dinner tomorrow>skewered chicken>mini tomatoes>red onion>pita bread>tzatziki
>>223621153https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/matgeek/filter/text/
>>223621153>no, whats thatswedish food youtuber who tried to sue 4chan and doxxed a bunch of users in Sverigetråden he literally has paid jannies/mods who delete everything negative about him and if you post a picture you immediately get banned try it for yourself, google a pic of his face, post it here and watch yourself get permabanned
>>223621155based>>223621214>>223621244lol, im relatively new here so i didnt know about that>try it for yourself, google a pic of his face, post it here and watch yourself get permabannednah
>>223621291he also cheated on his wife and youre not allowed to talk about it
>>223621318is he a good cook, why did he dox people
>>223621291
>>223621344>is he a good cookno, he's absolutely terrible here's a video of him cooking a hamburger https://streamable.com/vayd83
>>223621447mumsfilibabba
>>223621734tycker lustigt att han ljög om att ha gett sin fru och barn en "oreserverad" ursäkt
>>223621432lol>>223621447yeah this is bad
>>223621782the guy is an actual psychopath and the thing about child pornography is made up he also voluntarily went down to the Balkans during the Yugoslav war and was part of some poker site that ripped people off in the 00s
Would you eat this dinner?
>>223622102that are not so much food, that look like one dinner for one skinny sissybitchfaggot homo 50 kg slut it need more corv and macks and one glass of milk motherfucker
I like my carbonara extra saucy
>>223622478looks good, what do you know about Matgeek?
>>223620978So there see I out while saying so
>>223622665>Så där ser jag ut när säger såDu klarar inte ens av din egen lilla gimmick.
>>223615602I've never played it, but if I wanted to, I wouldn't have anyone go play it with
>>223623238fenotypcheck?
>>223623257Jude
>>223622992but give you now
https://youtu.be/RgdxKgxJyuw
du är ett psyksjukt mongo
>>223624103
>>223608113For whatever reason whenever I eat cheap ramen noodles these days I get bad diarrhea. I wonder if I've developed IBS.
>>223608299looks good
Ät upp
>>223631159Äkta fucking mat
I've only gone and made it again haven't I?love me beef and peppers
>>223631777Scrandemic
>>223625057Äntligen äkta mat
>>223632886Äkta mat
>>223613553This man could eat
real geek shit niggastoday making man fridaytacos
>>223632886>buying beef in 2026Alright, Mr. Moneybags
Broodje gezond: sandwich with ham, cheese, mayo, egg, tomatoes and cucumber
>>223635247What is this? It looks lush>>223635526Pizza as well? How fat are you?
>>223635526Vart är bananen och ananasen?Du kan inte ha suedi-tacos utan skivad banan och ananas
>>223635603har tyvärr inte banan>>223635584the pizza became eaten yesterday
man uses rape oil in the teflon cookpan
>>223635564would be better with some krabben
>>223636195Yeah we can well say so here that thine endocrine system feel not so well
>>223635526in day air it knut free day
>>223635526varför har ni bara svenska produkter i norge?
>>223636736norge har bara fisk och olja
>>223636736det är VPN-psykfallet
>>223636889vad är felet med att använda VPN?
>>223637046Han är en bannduckande pedofil
lets geek! man microwaves tortillas seperately to avoid any electrical interference. beware of red onion as it do be spicy!>>223636736sverige fann ju upp taco?>>223636356but but, so is that>>223636889neh, get a fr*ck out of her!
>>223637552ah shit im geekin nigga
>>223637552you are such a food geek, i am too
im geeking out bros, i ate the cpskinkan and now my body is doing scovewill i be ok?
>>223636889nej det är ju flera norska produkter på hans bild?
>>223637707>>223637816whole wheat! I ate up four tortillas but saw just now that i purchased six
>>223608113very... sober lol
Who is the fat bald man with glasses
>>223638669matgeek?
>>223638669Mats Wahlqvist
>>223638729I live like this
>>223636320what are those
>>223638752
>>223638761Nordseekrabben
>>223638812they're good but they don't belong on a broodje gezond tho
>>223638849https://youtu.be/lOXobH8Butk?t=62
>>223638849can I date your sister?
>>223638886nocan I date YOUR sister
>>223638929shes married already
>>223638849
>>223638956mine as wellyour cousin then
I like to make ovendishes. This one consists ofbottom layer of minced beef and pork (with a finely chopped onion and an egg added)on top of that a layer of caulifloweron top of that a layer of potato slices marinated with rosemarypour bechamelsauce over it and grated cheese on top
>>223640289i like your ovaries
>>223640289looks good nigga looks real good what do you know about matgeek?
>the pigs in this thread are the ones calling me fat
>>223641221
>>223641221Don’t recall doing that
>>223641221fatty porky fat fat oink oink oink
>>223641221ät upp
>>223641221do you like the balkans?
I need to get a wife...
Mental wellness thread
>>223616523I would eat this.>>223619176I wouldn't eat this.>>223619324I wouldn't eat this too.>>223619356I wouldn' eat this.>>223619406I would eat this.>>223619925I would eat this too.>>223620272I would eat this too.>>223620915I wouldn't eat this.
>>223608601>I live in a flat for homeless peopleyou literally cant suffer being a firstie
>>223645703ur-a-gaynigga why is you even a country, like why aint it just part of argentina fr
>>223645497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCIWnErZ8Qw
>>223645703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKH-xv36H0
>>223646191bara massa basic bitch tagningar hatar sådana grifters håll käft
när man inser att man glömde köpa ICA double chocolate chip cookies när man var och incelhandlade och nu har butiken stängt
är sugen på riktig jävla mat
>>223608113what is this about?
>>223650947This is a general for food enthusiasts.
Slaveslop at my stupid humiliating unrewarding job. Slightly better than usual I have to admit
>>223651649u need more sidedish or soup
>>223651755I don't want soup. Also today I saw a bottle of soju in the bushes. Someone littered.
>>223651765low moral zainichi put soju in the well again
>>223613553There man shall in!
>>223650947No one understands what you mean
Are my food brethren not eating on this fine morning?
>>223651649are you JET?
>>223651649Wall sockets need cleaning, disgusting!
>>223651649konnichiwa herr togashi sensei it are nice to meet you thank you for creating manga
>>223655063I'm Yakutsk bernd>>223655094No one really cares, just like no one cares about keyboards>>223655609I'm so fucking tired
>>223656310how many japanese women you have banged ?
atman är braman
>>223656405I only love one woman and she's not Japanese
