I'm not one to trifle with
.. breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Miami F1 GP sprint on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …
no one trifles with me except to say they hate me
>>223681147why do you keep posting this you cretin
mental you can get to the top of reddit, a site with millions of daily views, by posting shite like this
rorke silently fuming at the back of the bus while mandems play central cee out loud and call their family in jamaica on loudspeaker
>>223681174when the fajitas come out sizzling
Stacey LaceyNow THAT was a tart to shuffle one off to
nobody hates me or loves me i do not incite any strong opinions from anyone
>>223681173with my excellent t-shirt grease spot
Got a blood test i an hour to find out whats wrong with me and im shitting myself
>>223681191
Cheekily slapping a "black owned" sticker on Rorkes arse
brownie demmies
>>223681194i dont know what everyone's issue is with walkable cities. Cars are shit and take up too much space in urban environments. Get it pedestrianised
Training to fight King Charles in 1v1 combat thus ascending the thrones
>>223681229you wont get the results back for weeks though
just made a excellent post in the thread you chose not to use. f you guys
avatar / signature
>>223681209Would squash you like a cockroach, no real malice in the act, just destroying a filthy little pest
>>223681229>im shitting myselfthat might be whats wrong with you
>>223681194Bots fit in so well over there because the human users also just repeat things that have been upvoted previously.
>>223681235Too easy for the hobos to take over
You ever reckon Patrick Swayze's ghost ever caresses people who are spinning pottery at a pottery wheel just to fuck with them?
>>2236812614chan is dominated by bots too. /v/ and /pol/ are especially bad, and /brit/ about half of these posts are bots.
>>223681261saw something that reddit has billions of bots to make it look more active and boost their stock price
I never understood that about the monarchy that we let an old granny or someone that looks like they have the strength of a librarian be our ruler. I'd respect the king if he were a proper hard bastard not the Nancy boy he is
rorke imagining how he’d charm the year 11s sat in front of him on the bus while he's on the way back from the jobcentre
Vanguard FTSE All-World UCITS - (USD) Accumulating ETF£143.92 | -0.12% | (-0.18)
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785845188367514.webmreposting because its a banger
>>223681194euros will upvote this to stick it to the yanks
>>223681278i think pol is the only place on 4chan with actual bots and probably biz too /v/ is like that because gamers are mentally children
>>223681298I have £10,000 on Rolls-Royce, me
Miss North Carolina USA 2026 Dethroned After Miss USA Organization Condemns ‘Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia’
>>223681321THAT'S the most beautiful woman in NC? christ lmao
>>223681305feel for the dude :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ULwp8s5nA
>>223681278We don't have bots, it's real people being paid to shape narratives and they're only really on /pol/. /v/ is just retarded thirdie children. /vint/ showed all of the culture war shit posting was from Brazilians.
when you look at a pol thread none of the posts make any sense and when they reply to each other its like they didnt even see the post theyre replying to and just posting gibberish, very strange place
>>223681305Legit thought he was going to jam an xbox controller up his arse at the end.
the watch
apparently up to 80% of all east asian women in Britain aged 18-30 engage in sex work. Its an epidemic thats not really been investigated or wirtten about, but every town and every city, every chinese restaurant seconds as a secret brothel for white men to plant their seed in the mysterious oriental woman. Uni halls, just walk down to the asian ladys room and knock on the door, she WILL suck your cock for £50 and £120 for the whole thing.
Right then 10am approachesFuck all work done:)
on the gay porn zone
>>223681345ah yes posting about poo and wank shaping the narrative, must be those russian troll farms again right leftymong? poo and wank made me vote for brexit and trump
Need Emma Watson to drop a stink bomb on me.
A lovely british rose
When Siri came out in 2011 I was at uni and everyone thought it was really funny to ask it stupid questions and I vividly remember asking 'Hey Siri, search for Gay Porn' in front of the lads and we all roared when it responded meekly 'i don't know what 'gayporn' is'
>>223681376There is a qt asian cleaner at work, reckon she's offering her services in the disabled bogs?
Hey Siri, search for Gay Porn
>>223681173why do the bames let him day drink
>>223681407fascinating
>>223681407The modern version of this is shown on here daily, people trying to outwit AI chatbots and feeling superior
Rorke sat on the bus, in the front spakka seat right behind the driver, Skull Candy earphones in tapping his feet along to Boyinaband - Don’t Stay in School
Going to Manchester September 5th
sir stier karmer
Grok jacket arrives tomorrow, might ask the app for suggestions on how to improve the look
>>223681134Why would your friends and family call you on your work phone?
tim is retirementmaxxinghe's only 50 and has the care package of someone in their 70s
>>223681455mouthyank
>>223681457hes only 50? jesus wept
the platonic ideal of a British person
>>223681457omg your parasocial mate is 50
showing up to my date in the grok jacket
sucking a coffee
reckon the boring mong that posts tim is the same boring mong that posts ruby. And dare I add to the conspiracy theory, he's the same dollymong that calls everybody le heathermong and le diego.
shan't be clicking gif links because half the time they are interracial pornography
>>223681474
/brit/ is a cia backed counter insurgency the same as union busting that provides an alternative to real socialisation
>>223681486I actually like Ruby posting though Brit. she is a pretty girl and is very book smart. seems like a lovely lass in real life and can all but guarantee she is a virgin (waiting to be deflowered by me)
>>223681495The pub smells like piss and mold sorry mate
>>223681506a smile would be nice
>>223681506leftypol thinks all these people share his socialist progressive values
coffee time soon
welding my poos together so i can hit you with it whilst pretending its an abyssal whip
never been told to grow up on here
>>223681552grow up
off to bed
>>223681558Congrats on giving him the exact reply he was looking for idiot.
laughing maniacally at my own joke that still didn't get any replies after the 10th time reposting it
>>223681560i hate you so fucking much
imagine the smell
>>223681560*molests you in your sleep*
absolutely love the australian posterbrings a smile to my face every time i come here
told mums not to buy pasta because I thought I have enough but turns out there's not enough but she's already off to the store fuck my life
>>223681599theres more than one thoughbeit
>>223681612yeah but you know the one i'm talking about, there is no one like him
what so you think smells worsekpop meet and greetoranime convention
>>223681489My British friend says Starmer was misunderstood and history will vindicate him
>>223681622truke
>>223681621imagine those asian twinks slamming those white bbws corrrr
>>223681506Gothenburg city..home
>>223681611looks like youre in pelmeni all week then mate
>>223681599Same except the American poster (me lol)
Man I'm feeling like a RockstarI think I give off those vibesThose Rockstar Vibes...
you know what to do
>>223681506The "British" Isles, right
posted it again award!
>>223681278>>223681345both 95iq posters4chan is not as important or relevant as you think it is
Lefties = smart, have careers, read books, can debate topics without resorting to ad hominems and shit flingingRorke = dumb, low IQ, works at tesco or NEET, spends all day online spamming racial slurs and blaming minorities for his own failuresCan someone explain this?
>the ai is sexist!!!screaming
>>223681693ironic writing this and the doing ad ominem
>>223681367the so-called AGP smirk
rorke paying £0.99 to set his ringtone to rule britannia
>>223681709screaming i paid like 50p to get a general grevious wallpaper
>>223681703replied to the most obvious bait ever conceived award
>>223681693ad hominem in this very post
>>223681690Yeah it only served as a vehicle to two entire generations of youth angst culminating in an international backlash against dozens of countries political status quo leading to an upheaval and revival of nationalism, its not big le deal
>>223681723yeh im hated and low iq what do u want from me
Yes ok spaki you're every smart posting here all day. Now don't get too riled up the nurse will change your nappy soon
>>223681735yeah it didnt though did it silly boy
cant stop sinningcant stop making the world a worse placewhy is it like this god ffs
>>223681759just stop
>>223681456They wouldn't, I plug my personal phone in to my car via carplayI have microsoft teams on my phone and people teams call meI do this because I hate having to use two phones for work and I try to keep it on one
>>223681759you were created sick and commanded to be well while being threatened with eternal torture for not complying by a supposedly perfect and loving godit's all very sense-making and internally coherent
>>223681709I remember getting 'sweet child o mine' on my shitty Sharp phone circa 2005 for like £2.99 out the back of a magazine and it literally just looped 'OOOOOOOEEEEOOOO SWEET CHILD O MINE' over and over and it did't even loop properly
I'm an ugly virgin freak and that's ok
>>223681758it certainly did, young man
use my personal phone for work with my anime wallpaper because i could not give less of a single iota of shite me
>>223681781mental how deranged it all is boggles the mind that people still believe that shit
hold tight momoi
>>223681194it's true tho
>>223681781what are you talking about
>>223681407thought you were talking about the pornstar
>>223681697ai does repeatedly make connections based on race and gender when it is asked to find patterns. It's viewed as a problem that needs to be constantly trained out.
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
>>223681407scream you should have told it you were a mouse and there was a piece of cheese on a wooden plank
what sauce should i make for my chicken thights and rice meal preparation pan sauce or china sauce
>>223681769>I do this because I hate having to use two phones for work and I try to keep it on oneBit retarded then aren't you
>>223681823t.
>>223681263blame Reagan, America used to be a proper country that would imprison it's crazy people in the asylums where they belong. reminder that 9/10 hobos are hobos because they are mad and can't live in a proper society
>>223681788at least you've got a massive willy lad
>>223681759we must carry our crosses/burden of sin lad
>>223681844gay porn sauce
>>223681845think you've lost this argument mate
my life a gay porn lifemy wife a gay porn wife
wasted the past 6 years of my life award
>>223681817gaming mode: on
rorke saying he's moving to poland despite the fact that he gets anxiety attacks from walking to the corner shop from his parent's house
>>223681767Nick Fuentes speaks of this
>>223681831love how there isnt a single shred of evidence in the articleits literally just some bitches complaining about not getting jobs so now theyve got a hunch or something
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>223681904ktimj
>>223681906she cute
woman at work said her dad is having to go into a care home because he's got dementia and keeps trying to strangle people
shatican shitty, seat of the poop
>>223681868whats in that
good morning you repulsive incel lepers
>>223681943dementia is scary. you basically die twice
>>223681906Why would a gay mexican care about young white girls getting raped?
genuinely considering hiring a cheap escort for 15 minutesdon't even want to have sex, just want to put my face in a woman's arse at least once before i die
>>223681954i don't know
anyone else eat hot cross buns straight from the packet
currently baking an "energy brick" which is about 2700 kcals worth of oats, eggs, protein powder, milk, fruit, carrots, and seeds. Looks kind of grim when i was mixing it but it could be the new meta of eating
>>223681976dont think they waste their time with 15 minute appointments
>>223681971what if i'm already dead inside??
>>223681976this but rub my erect cock against her tummy
>>223681943>>223681971i'm worried because if i get dementia i'll have 30 years of vile incel thoughts and behaviour built up that come out in the wild with no filteri would literally go round the care home shouting about heathermong and poo roaring
sparking the next racist, sexist, or transphobic cunt the fuck out
grr hate it when toilleagues call me on my personal phone
thought i was getting cyber attacked earlier because i couldn't post but i just accidentally had express vpn on
>sparking the next racist, sexist, or transphobic cunt the fuck out
>>223681988looking in to this
>>223681901this but rub my erect cock against her tummy
>>223681996This is why i will never consent to general anaestheticGod knows what I'd say in a half-conscious stateWould probably say something noncey
>>223681989checked adultwork and many of them do short in calls >>223681993extremely based i wanna do this dotummy job
>>223681998You'll do nothing.
>>223681976Anyone that does 15 minutes sessions is going to be grim. Find someone that does one hour gfe, just try not to fall in love.
>>223682023self report
>>223681976please don't put your face in an escort's arse
pronouncing the vowels and g in strangled like the ones in stranger
>>223682037i don't plan to eat arse for more than 15 minutes desu, will finish wanking off in less than 3>>223682041why not? please dont say aids or some shit
to hate is the default state for most people. not me though. i choose love
>>223682023um why
Left for an hour and came back and his meltdown has been ongoing that whole time. Wow.
>>223681958morning matex
>>223682061You'll be placing your face where Jamal and Kingsley just spaffed.
>>223682062you love little boys a bit too much
>>223682029shes so hot
>>223682023why noncey??
>>223682089Most escorts don’t usually see black guys in my experience
neet chads run this thread
>>223682061She will have had multiple dicks in there that fucking day, lad. At least shag her instead of wanking.
*in the style of the spoken introduction on Sleep by Godspeed You Black Emperor*used to be little Cadbury logos. on the bottom of the buttons.they don't do it anymore, things changed, you see.they don't put it on the buttons
>>223682092you see love and immediately think of little boys
>>223682019ummers!!
>>223682039>>223682070>>223682108Oh come on we all have those thoughts
>>223682120>>223682089they don't do anal
>>223682118Not me, I work 4-on-4-off so I am both fully employed and can shitpost on /brit/ during normal office hours.
avatar signature use
>>223682133gulp
>>223682126no thats you, as already pointed out
rorke at the blacked meet & greet
>>223682126he’s a literal nonce mate
>>223682133i think that's just you pal...
the UK borrows money to pay the interest on its existing debt. dead rotting corpse of a country
>>223681996>i would literally go round the care home shouting about heathermong and poo roaring
a glaswegian sobbing at the meet & greet
>>223682126did himself in there didnt he? many such cases
>>223682118
>>223682187
I don't have noncey thoughts but the other day I had an intrusive thought mid wank about my nan wanking me off
No wonder this shit general's going down the pan with all these frogposting mongs
>>223681194The happy medium is park and ride
Sainsbury's Camden car park15:00Be there if you want a fucking scrap
he’s doing the self harm ocd spam now oh no
>>223682138They'll do anything for the right price you fool
why does nu-/brit/ hate frogs for no reason?
WHY did it put the name i set back. i removed it already and have been posting as anonymous for like 10 posts since then fuck my fucking ass
>>223682138I don't know if you have strip clubs like they do here in America but if they do, go to a strip club and buy a lap dance. She'll rub her ass in your face. Last time I went to a strip club the dancer had a butt plug in and rubbed her asshole on my nose.
>>223682217Not much of a scrap if you won't land a punch on me
firing up the escortmong gimmick
>>223682228>FAQ>Do you do back door?>No! Please do not ask as this is off limits and I won't stand anyone pushing my boundaries!
>>223682191had a dream last night where i was cuddling with my sister and while it was superficially ok it had incest undertones that were really grimbut then i was particularly grim yesterday, was clear at an afterwork gathering that the majority of people there straight up loathe me and want me gone (and ironically i am also leaving soon anyway)
>>223682229Sharty diaspora
>>223682178GET THE FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD RAPING NORTH SEA OIL DRILLED
>>223682249he died i heard
>>223682229>nu-/brit/guarantee you arrived here after 2020 you absolute larper
>>223682253Nothing wrong with a bit of sibling incest
>>223682244I'll throw you in the canal afterwords you girl
>Last time I went to a strip club the dancer had a butt plug in and rubbed her asshole on my nose.
>>223682269I've been posting in /brit/ since 2015
He’s clearly in a very dark place mentally right now guys be kind to him OK? Remember it’s not his fault that he’s an evil mentally ill spastic it could happen to anyone
Have had not one but two dreams where I've had sex with a dead body. On both occasions freshly dead and a really fit girl. Not sure why.
I came here in 2018 during the world cupafter someone mentioned it on /sp/
>>223682299nothing gay about that, no need to worry
>>223682243imagine if she took her butt plug out and THEN rubbed her arsehole on your tongue ooofff
>>223682297lol how do you know this about me
Love going to the beach during school holidays
>>223682314thats the dream
>>223682322worst time to go. too many people
How can such a small woman produce such a mighty stink?
>>223682296https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/40174462/found the thread I saved that cara from, many anime posters in there
>>223682322um
Last time I went to a strip club was on a stag in prague about three and a half years agoThe girls in that place were insanely fit but as a man in a relationship I had to just sit and drink a few beers in the main room and turn down offers for a danceFew mateys of mine went in the backrooms and ended up spending hundreds if not thousands combined and I think one of them got to touch a girl a bit
i really do like actually waving my hands around as i make little noisesits a lot of fun i urge you to try it sometime
>>223682326Yeah but loads of 6th form arses
>>223682326I like to go just after the school holiday's when the weather's good but the beach is empty
>>223682322you're not helping the allegations with this gimmick, spaino
BIG NEWS
>>223682349wouldn't know, i don't have autism
>>223682370she won't unretire from having sex with me though so what's the point
>>223682370Looks like madam tussauds version of herself here
Mad how the government is being urged to develop contingency plans to protect people from summer heatwaves like they do for winter.What the fuck happened to personal responsibility and why are we pandering to keep a load of old cunts alive?
always thought it was madam two swords
>chef de missionme when i'm jamaican and have been appointed as the official cook of the military attack
>>223682322:)
>>223682395erm rorke incase you didn't notice the climate emergency has begun
>>223682322>>223682355best time to go is when the sixth formers have finished but it's not quite school holidays, far better hit rate
rorke stimming
>>223682424um
rorke clapping and smiling and going "uuuuuhhhhh!"
actually i dont have autismand actually its more like doing the robot while going BA BA BA BAand its actually kinda fun for a bit
>>223682397
im starting to think that some of you aren't joking about being paedophiles.
>>223682465In the 1950s, via a nationwide questionnaire that explained exactly what a paedophile was, 92% of men confessed that they might have been paedophiles.
>>223682465sheikh wasnt pretending
>>223682413Yeah but why does that require government intervention. Like if it's hot, drink cold fluids, don't wrap up warm, open windows to let air in and stay in shade. This really isn't complicated and it certainly doesn't need government intervention. If you need the government telling you how to survive in these situations then you're a lost cause and should probably be allowed to move to the great beyond
>>223682480Yeah that sounds about right I reckon
GCHQ screaming gibberish and clawing his eyes out being forced to read autistic retards post about poo and rorke 24/7
he’s having a melty
I'M RORKTICUS
right well I'm pushing poo out of my arse aren't I
i had fun playing the halo remake
people still don't know the difference between ephebophilia and paedophilia, including people making those pollsyes a am attracted to 19 year old TEENagers and according to that poll that makes me a paedo that's why 92% of men are "paedos" even those they don't like actual children
She's got zits on her titsZits on her titsZits on her tits and assZits on her titsAnd whenever she sitsShe lets off smelly gas
>>223682516doesnt sprinting make the whole game trivial
Heatherchad’s assigned GCHQ operative becoming fond of him and starting to find him funny even though he’s supposed to be gathering intel on him
>>223682519>ephebophiliaIncludes 15 year olds
they closed the only strip club in my city before I could get my drivers license
>>223682537no you sprint at like 1.1x the speed you walk at. i didnt even know it existed until the 4th level
>>223682544get them SHAGGED
>>223682308good old /sp/ to /int/ timeline
>>223682519if you define a child as anyone under the age of 30, the number of adults having sex with children is over 86%
>>223682523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9YhMRRQA90 is this American culture?
>>223682545the numbers are completely arbitrary and retarded like 18 year olds that look 14i can guarantee you you could make anyone look like a paedo by asking them if this 14 year old who looks 18 is sexually attractive
this is how i sleep
genuinely what even is the point of the police because like they don’t STOP crime they just come along and arrest someone after it’s already happened
>8% of men are not attracted to women aged under 20were they virtue signalling, afraid or admitting anything, or milf lovers?
>>223682571>18 year olds that look 14corr
oh my
>>223682584to stop further crime by arresting criminals you thick cunt>>223682576zesty lil fella
You know bossman’s shop is gonna be good when he has multiple Tropical Sun products on his shelves that you’ve never even heard of. Picked up a lickle can of sugar cane juice and some freshly made ginger cake when I went for me bread and milk earlier rahhhhhhh
>>223682610But the crime has already been committed
>>223682608same except the knobs on me head
>>223682544miku carrying
>>223682559saw a webm where the fella skipped the whole control on the assault room level (one with all the snow) because he could just sprint through iti guess you could do the same just walking but i still found it to be a poorly placed mechanic based on that found it https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/1vaubgi/guys_whats_the_big_deal_with_sprinting_its_a/ saw it originally on twatter
>>223682622actual retard
>>223682593>>223682519Retard
>>223682516Remake? They make video game remakes now? Oh gahd
retard
>>223682618hope you get diabetes bombaclartis
Gf just spent nearly £250 quid from the joint account at a shop called “Mango”, where do these random femoid shops pop up from
putting a sugar cane up my bum
>>223682576
>>223682677um
>>223682648shut up damien rice
>>223682370Muirhead is a first name here
>>223682645Not really I just think you don’t understand what I’m saying that’s fine tho
>>223682675she must be one stylish lass. she fit?
>>223682677the raped
Business idea: James Bond fillum but with quick time events
>gf>join accountdeary me
>>223682677scresmbinh
meeurid
any fit stick figure man in
>>223682720*raises line*
>>223681179>>223681179
>>223682694Yeah she’s leng no idea how I managed it
>>223682739>>223682739>>223682739
>>223682720*makes a stickbug pose*
