British roses edition
did a massive poo longer than the u bend and then i got sick. so obviously i pooed out all the nutrient and good bacteria in my stomach i've never been healthier than when i was a kid and would hold it in all the time because bathroom was a distraction from toys and video gamesthe lesson is: never poo!!!
>>223681179Lizzy was peng back in the day
>>223681370And yet now any old dime with a few thousand followers will be called a "Queen". Sign of the times, I say.
>>223681370Nope just another paedo inbred of the paedo royal family fuck her glad she’s rotting with the worms
>>223682744Chav
uh oh new thread and he’s already started his melty
aaaahhhh......morning all.
Prepped for the indo chinese century yet
>>223682675silly bint spent 250 quid on mangos
heathermong on one
suddenly rape in army training barracks is a terrible thing that must have a massive inquiry just because women are subject to it
>>223682739>>223682739we’re all in here
>>223681225used to be the case that after a drinking session I would poo out one massive log. but in recent weeks that has changed to sloppy diarrhoea poo. apparently alcohol gets waste through the body faster without it having a chance to remove all the water, so you end up with sloppy diarrhoea. I wonder why it wasn't doing that before though
>>223682783harrogate that's where that lad who posts pictures is from
>>223682786i don't care. THIS is the thread
>>223682790Alcohol also dehydrates so maybe in the past you were getting shitfaced but not drinking any water after
>>223682762lol isnt this pic ban on sightstill funny that these are 4chan's rulers
caught an attractive female looking at me on my incelwalk. I'm either looking good or looking freakish today and I know I am not looking good
>>223682762what a partnership
>>223681225poo smells lad!
>>2236827624chan is truly a victory of diversity
>>223681225screaming wasn't until my teens that i stopped shitting myself because i was too absorbed with the video game i was playing and didn't want to take a break
demmies: rising
>>223681179Miss her so much lads
dogs barking outside at each othermaybe they are communicating just like us :)
>>223681225UK toilets don’t have enough water in the bowl.
>>2236828194chan is run by gay little princesses, hope the social suicide was worth it for them
>>223681225I used to do this too
In america estate agent simply hire fit girls out of college to interface with prospective buyers, all they have to do is film social media walkarounds of houses and maybe host them a little bit and hand off actual difficult questions to experts, and they make an absolute fortune
>>223682798Are you saying there might be a link?
>>223682881makes you wonder
>>223682865my parents have a tiny toilet fit only for pellets of rabbit poo and not human poo
More than 1,900 small high street businesses including mini-marts, vape shops and car washes are licensed to sponsor foreign workers under a specialist scheme intended for high-earning individuals despite visa rules being tightened, BBC Verify has found.
Do all my poos outside bury them of course so i dont attract predators
>>223682762grapeape's a libertarian chud, can't see him being blackhttps://x.com/GrapeApe9k
rorke eating maltesersleftypol eating minstrels
Toilets in the UK are designed differently than toilets in the US. Your all’s toilet don’t have as much water in the bowl and it has a weird slope. The end result being that poo isn’t submerged and stinks up the bathroom and there are more streaks and skidmarks in the bowl.
>>223682904he's just a techtard
>>223682904He bans you for posting him thoughbeit
the energy brick i made is good. need to bake them longer next time but the taste is nice
>>223682904he's literally a half black/indian fella with /pol/ views
make u think doesn't it
sisterberg's house is so soulless. she's got an astroturf garden and fake books and loads of yankee candles
>>223682898If only English people voted for English people as a bloc like minorities did
>>223682944asians love they cigarettes
>the energy brick i made is good. need to bake them longer next time but the taste is nice
>>223682939she fit though?
oof
>>223682955no she's fat
>>223682962Not wrong though is heHarsh but true
>>223682935not at all, no
I don't want to type W "country" in case I get whacked but that
the suspect is shagless, I repeat, shagless
>>223682979post something interesting then
>>223682939eshuta?
wasn't GrapeApe called RapeApe before
>>223682987yeah but i don't want boobs i want to see them financially motivated to shag big black knobs on camera
wish I still smoked fags nothing got better in my life after quitting
>>223682976But one drive is a service they offer so you dont have to do that. But everyone knows you have to back up
>>223682823i reckon i'd look less intimidating if i werent bald
>>223683003this picture makes me think
>>223682973corr
got to do a risk assessment haven't Igot to fill out the little risk assessment form and send it to our insurers
>>223681370Bollocks
>>223683009just loiter outside your mums bedroom if you want to see that
>be me>33 years old>career since 18>$400 in checking account>$1200 in regular savings account>$900k in TSP (federal 401k)How are you stacking up
>>223683025cor get every last risk assessed mate and get it written down
sorry everyone. this is the new accepted normal and if you don't like it you're a nasty racist
>>223683032i dont have anything in a federal 401k
>>223683032what is a 401k
>>223683041wogbox
the malaysian twink is bald now that is suffering
>>223683046yank pension
>>223683041Still waiting for that reactionary backlash to rap and black "culture"
>>223683060why is it named "401k"
>>223683032$400 in your current account seems very low
>>223683071prefer not to say
>>223683079good man
>>223682798Yeah, Sal Iacusso, I know him, he's a friend of ours.
>>223683020love this image i wish i could witness it irl or through a captured non-ai video
doing a mango wankhttps://shop.mango.com/gb/en/h/women
Well Rorke?
>>223682898Mmmm, yes, better make life for the working man even harder so that 80 year-olds who never left their suburb except to go on a charter flight to Mallorca for a week can feel better about england and woke gone mental.
>>223683078On Friday it’ll be $2400, I just use it to pay the mortgage and bills, I deposit most of it into my retirement so I can retire in my 50s
glad luffy and the gang have left long ring long land to be honest
>only two more nights of living like a single king before gfstein returns from visiting her parents love her to bits and miss her but also grand to have a bit of space sometimes isn't it, had some great pints in the beer garden, a few cheeky ciggies, and some proper slop this week
>>223683115Rorke going bananas over this and thumping his chest like a big drum
>>223683035In reality I just put 'usual arrangements apply' in as many fields as possible lol
>>223683115not fat enough for my liking
>>223683129blog on
>>223683060I get a pension too after I retire after 20 years, the TSP is technically optional but everyone does it anyway. Pension is based off your top 3 highest earning years over your career, TSP is just based on what you contribute and they match your contributions
>>223683150my wife
>>223682987What's the board?
filtered that hog
have you ever used Mumsnet
>>223683126Why has that fact triggered you
funny how every river in this country stinks of poo
>>223683167Love reading it
>>223683150the proverbial brapzilla
got sick of the gfwhacked her in a cage
>>223683167no I use Neeksnet
>>223683171anything that contradicts his programming sends him into a tizz
>>223683165lurk moar
>>223683183if a science teacher did this at school he would be the coolest teacher ever
https://youtu.be/gZ1m0tIUIDM?t=14Very interesting.
these snozberrys taste like snozberrys
>>223683145https://shop.mango.com/gb/en/c/women/plus-sizes/7bc68eff
>>223683185There's no way this shit happened. Is there?
>>223683207mad how they're referred to as short statured people but as a 5'8 man i'm a literal microbial spore
32 years old and get embarrassed buying toilet roll because everyone knows I'm pooing
>a 5'8 man
>>223683115nice
>>223683240Why are you disbelieving womenWomen are oppressed
Good morning
haven't used this image yet and really would like to so if anyone can post a blatant lie please
>Rupert Lowe refuses to say whether the King is a White BritonThis your boy Rorke? LOL
>>223683240i doubt mumsnet has less completely made up nonsense than reddit and here
>>223683165
>>223683255
>>223683247
I am straight
>>223683244
>>223683192>haha, you don't like the ongoing fascistisation of society? What's the matter snowflake, too harsh for you? Well, learn that there used to be MEN living in this country! Like Oswald Mosley! Now you're going to see!
>>223683258just about
>>223683274ktim
>>223683268cheers mate
>>223683260well he isn’t is he?
>>223683255ummm
>>223683263i'm just looking for clothes marketed to my gf specifically as a small framed personwhat's so wrong with that
>>223683262I thought so
sex
They still post their bodies on /soc/ but there’s like 9 or 10 who do it now, all with really weird fetishes and like 30 men in their 50’s who creepily ogle and tell them what to do
Latest government figures are out and they make for grim reading.
just saw someone post that they are straightgood man. we need more straight people to defeat the gays
>>223683286WAILING LIKE A RETARDED CAT
younger
>>223683290Yes Rorke but you realise that makes you sound like a mentally ill nutter to the kind of normal patriotic people who like the Royal Family? I know you ARE a mentally ill nutter but you’re supposed to hide that!
ChinamanChinamanWon't you lend meA yuan
>>223683320blimey that looks bad
not a fan of the nonceposting honestly
>>223683320a few more million inbred unskilled third worlders should fix this
mental how im too much of a pussy to do anything that requires me to commit
>normal patriotic people who like the Royal Family?
>>223683279ESL gobbledegook
>>223683320doesn't make any sense does it what's the Y axis then
>>223683351Yes normal BRITISH people like the Royal Family
>>223683274yeah that's me
ouiiiii i just heard the neighbour and postman flirting
>>223683372normal british people aren't rorkes
Retard
playing timeguessr. fun
>>223683377what is a rorke?
It's genuinely a waste of energy making any more than £50k in this country isn't itYou just get raped by taxes after that point
>>223682744Rasheed
>>223683402one of the reasons why i've never done overtime
I get raped by student loan despite not using my university degree whatsoeverIt's an endless tax that cannot be escaped from because it grows faster than I can afford to pay
>>223683401sweaty racist gammon low iq thicko
>>223683343Gets a bit boring after you see the 20th post hinting at an age and then the replies saying “um!”
reckon when they do ass to mouth in porn the cock the girl has to suck tastes of shit?
right well that post is being hidden
right then
>>223683414dont think rasheed would say that considering many rasheed nations are absolute monarchies plus their perfect man whom they worship was a paedophile
Vague nonce posting is heatherpaedo’s worst gimmick and that’s saying something.
>>223683452#fairs
Wish TikTok was more open and had a better UI when you're browsing it logged out in incognito mode
>>223681179On her fathers side she was mostly GERMAN though
>>223683372Shut up freako
152cm gf
>>223683431dont think thats true
>>223683437I like to kiss a girl after she had blown me a little. It's kinky <3
>>223683469>let me tell you about your country
>>223683482Went on a date with a girl who was 4'11 on Hinge once and only in person do you realise it's borderline midget height, it felt really weird to be honest. I reckon she must have lied about a few inches because fucking hell I looked like I was on a date with a charity case.
im not enlarging that image nigga
>>223683543its just a weird looking ham sandwich
bet none of you would have got that would you
currently taking drugs
>>223683561no
>>223683561vgh.......
who the fuck would do that to their own cock? need to get humanity ended
Watching 30 rock because apparently it's critically acclaimed but at best each episode has one laugh out loud moment and the rest is a bit meh.Compare this to a classic UK sitcom like Father Ted, Red Dwarf etc., and it's a bit shit in comparison
looks like a hot dog split down the middle
gay-porn breakdancing outside of Greggs
it lush out there must be only 17 degrees
rorke sitting in the frontmost seat next to the driver on the bus
>>223683605>UK sitcom like Father Ted
>>223683627all rook same
rorke: my life a gay pornbacking singers: his life a gaayyyy pooooorn
Was that AI?I saw no blood, only flesh
>>223683644sc
>>223683627yep
>>223683414I’m white
just got raped in ladbrokes
>>223683652when you cut yourself do you usually bleed forever or does it stop after a while
>>223683617it's 22
>>223683676I didn't see crusty blood stainsNot that I'm going to reopen it to check...
>>223683675what are the odds
just raped some cunt in ladbrokes
weird how all the AI companies have announced that their AI has hacked a company at the same time
kemi von badenochen
>>223683674oh youre the albanian muslim or bosnian i forgot
right-wingers are brown, mostly
>>223683713barbaric
>>223683713great image
>>223683674now I know exactly where you are thanks to exit data :)
wank spunk bollock
rim me arse
sisterberg is preggers lads. cant wait to see if im an aunt or an uncle
the prospective watch
just impregnated some cunt's sister
>>223683784not a dad then?
>>223683784ever impregnated her ?
>>223683730I think it’s called exif >>223683708Albanian
>>223683784more like a... father
>>223683825I posted exif but the ol' auto correct is being a niggerstein
>Ill post on /brit/ and call meself employed woman
>>223683843leave her alone
rorke bringing his new girlfriend home to meet his parentsrorke's da calling her a negress
>>223683853>leave her alone
Cor
>her
Just spent 30 minutes googling how to use the console to fix a game breaking bug in Skyrim that doesn't put a Jarl in Windhelm after the Imperial siege
>>223683866Hope you're psychologically prepared for sacked tranny calling you "piehead", it's a lot to handle
>>223683894Find a job
just spotted weathermong in /g/ ranting about weather forecasts
>>223683894could've done it in 20 seconds of you'd asked AI
>>223683627made by a british production company for a british channel and mostly filmed in britain, seethe on
>>223683894the unofficial patches usually sort that kind of thing out
>>223683910daiso bringing you your state-assigned 2026 gf courtesy of big burnham
>>223683914google provides AI summaries so i think he's just a retard
>>223683605get the frasier on instead
>>223683922isn't daiso a bit old to be wearing a hannah montana shirtstill i'll not gripe too much the gf looks nice
get the universal creddies inget the adidas tracky wornget the echo falls chuggedget the mental choons on
mumberg and dadstein are off on holiday in a couple of hours
how are you still playing Skyrim in the big '26. shit is stale as employed "woman"'s gimmick
>>223683960living room goon sesh planned?
>>223683994you asked me that last time the answer is still no
Back homes from my trip to Amsterdam. Was pretty good. Come back with 70 euros as well so that's been put away for my next European adventure. Now time for a wuppa.
>>223684020blog off back to /britfeel/
might go to thailand
mm yummer 3;
dunno what to make for lunch
>>223684040personally i'm more of an ultra rosa man
>>223684045poo
>>223684020Do any drugs?
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260804-anti-zionism-is-not-anti-semitism-uk-appeal-tribunal-confirms-in-landmark-ruling/
has anyone on grand designs ever made a house that wasn't utter shit
>>223683669>>223683917Kek, calm down. Is the national superiority complex a counter-balance for personal inferiority complexes?
melting down
found this img in nedertrad
>>223684068i mean...probably
>>223682939>fake bookseh? like ornaments that look like books on a shelf? fucking hell
Commiemong has to be one of 190's most boring characters
>>223684088Are they urban cowboys
>next weekgenuinely get fucked
>>223684088today’s crazy mixed up youth
jews…?
>>223684170
>>223684040
get the spunk devoured
>>223684195looks like little kitten farts
>>223684134Last few years have really got me thinking the climate truly is fuckedA 30c day in the summer used to be something we'd get maybe once a year or every few years, had about 15 of them this summer so far and more to come
>>223684070uh oh melty
>>223684219yeah good job you finally caught onshame we're fucked
>>223684182remember when spaino said this was his dog suffering from a brain tumour
>>223684219yes mate im sure the tiny anomalous blip during your insignificant lifetime is concerning despite earth having several billion years of climate
>>223684170yeah kill em
>>223684055I did some 300mg CBD gummies but I didn't really feel any different. Didn't smoke weed like last time in 2019 since I was with people who didn't want to go in the cannabis coffee shops. Maybe next time lol.
>>223684134jesus fucking christ
raccoon girl detected
Could just go and live somewhere in Eastern Europe like well cheap for a month or 2 but I’d be scared because they don’t speak English
>>223684275rahhhhh gyal
got a little stronger today :- D still weak as piss though
>>223684219The last few years? This summer has been the worst I've ever experienced by faf but I don't remember the last few being particularly bad
I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now Im At Spongebob House
>>223684330king shit brother. I went to the gym yesterday and am getting swole for the race warHH
>>223684289no shit mate, CBD doesn't get you high
>>223684308based department>>223684219also doesn’t help that every house and building is full of wall cavity insulation which transforms homes into ovens during a heatwave.
Bet not a single Aussie here even has a mulletPseuds
Guy half my age at the gym can lift almost 2x more than me. Completely demoralising don't think I could even bench the bar at his age
>>223684363fk that incel shit im doing it so i can throw my nan out a window
>>223684351Ugliest hero ever
>>223684383ive got bleached hair and a mullet haha
>>223684134>>223684219drought isn't ending anytime soon, autumn is going to be a soggy mess
>>223684400that would be juno
>>223684412Hell yeah niggy
>>223684423You should die
Quite like the brown overwatch girls but have wanked to mercy sfm porn from time to time
Off to a soft play on the pull
>>223684417
>>223684439always found sfm way too uncanny valley to enjoyplus it's mostly futa and other grim crap
>>223684445remember when slaves changed their name to soft play because george floyd overdosed on fentanyl
>>223684417the black lads left him no peace in the school halls
>>223684487haha transphobia is so funny right?*kicks you down the stairs*
>>223684438whats your issue
>>223684062maybe there is hope left in this world
>>223684510I wasn't being transphobic, and *side steps you*
>>223682739>>223682739>>223682739
that's a thing?jesus christ
>>223684551SAD SyndromeIt's a nice way of saying he 'cided from depression
