icthyosaur vertebrae edish
sacked tranny mega melty after getting fired from aldihttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785879240828386.mp4
>>223682754ktim
>>223682754screaming
>>223682754I think we've all had a melty like this at some point, no?
Failed thread :)
>>223682739good edishy
Could easily save england but I choose not to
speaks volumes
I've never had a melty me
>>223682754whats got him so upset then
>>223682754expected a tranner wanking in the car park
>>223684575SEXOOOOO!
women? hate them
>>223682754mfs will act like this and then say they're brains are identical to women
>>223684575penis detected wtf
>>223684620that's how women react
>>223682739sauropsid feesh
>>223684604>>223684638Missed it again awardSudden Adult Death Syndrome is just something western doctors came out with when they couldn't diagnose. It is becoming more prevalent after the proliferation of the latest big pharma concoctions a.k.a. covid jabs
clicked on both those links expecting them to be the old man wanking
i could destroy all of you
>>223682754black and white thinking doing him in, poor fella's prob living on paycheck
>>223684680get her plappedget the daft little bits of hair on the back of her chelsea cut pulled
>>223684716calm down jonah
3 of mr kiplings finest french fancies down the hatch
>>223682754Bit sad
Thou shalt not shaghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3w07p7wqv1o
>Why phones on loudspeaker may become just another noise - BBC News>2022 Ofcom survey recorded statistics of people who loudcast by ethnicity, and it found higher proportions of people from non-white backgrounds said they watched videos in public without headphones. It found 43% of white respondents, 58% of people with an Asian background, 58% of black people, and 60% identifying as being from a minority ethnic group saying they did this.>Prof Rich Ling of communications at Nanyang Tech University suggests of loudcasting that "in two years' time we're not going to worry about it", and that those ruffled by it will be more tolerant while offenders modify their behaviour somewhat.deal with it whiteboi
>>223684688
you now remember the mr kipling gimmique
>>223684688just sexual assault really isn't it
You need a car to visit some of the most beautiful nature in Britain but I'm too poor to afford one
>15% of rivers>7% of lakes>£22bn straight into the pockets of water companiesscreaming
>>223684740foids are fifth columnists
anyone ride motorbikes here I have a question
7 points to the BD tigers
>>223684680CLOCKWORK SKINHEADJUST A CLOCKWORK SKINHEAD
>>223684791the people in charge need to go to prison. fines do nothing
Please, treat yourself!
>>223684750>60% identifying as being from a minoritynah nah nah
>>223684809china obviously has corruption issues but they still execute people who do stuff like that #based
>>223684798Honda Grom
Take a look at our range of products!
>>223684805how are you gyaldemlad? I notice you are posting more demmies than recently has your mood improved?
Tranny jannies on /fit/ delete any thread that isn't the same tedious shit about muh protein targets or calorie counting
>>223684844stop posting about yourself you weird incel
>>223684805an american man lives there. he bought the whole thing detached for 75 grand
probably the best story i have ever readhttps://spectator.com/article/my-boris-johnson-story/but zero change any of you reads a single syllable of it
Hard day at work? Do not fret! We've got you covered!
come mr tally man tally me banana
>>223684740did they think they would just be one of the lads
rorke she’s done you mate
Fucks fucking sakeMums just walked in as I was saying "I'm a gay porn man" to the tube of Abbas take a chance
>>223684895scran
>>223684871he lives rent free in your head
>>223684867gen alpha goon to this
ok downloading tiktok again because i just get bored too easily and end up scrolling brit, not really a great substitute is it
>>223684886ill read it mate :)>>223684863what was your thread
How much time do you spend on 4chan everyday?
>>223684831What about 2009 Honda XL700 V Transalp
On my lunch break
>>223684930prefer not to say
>>223684867left girl is peng as fuck
>>223684930A healthy amount
Who is your favourite imaginary poster/person to play dollies with?
Biomass ruined your day? Sit back, relax, and enjoy a country slice.
stop
Think dogs should look like dogs and not teddy bears
>>223684945think it's just a roblox character isn't it mate
>>223684953ok this is just racist now
pick yourself up a bag
>>223684740cannot believe they got away with that title lmao
What is the longest time you have abstained from posting on 4chan?
mad that black, brown, and yellow people exists just seems unreasonable
Genuinely quite chilly outsideGood job I brought my jacket today
get the deliveroo bames prioritised in every single customer service environment xx
>>223684989Three daysShan't say why
>>2236849893 day ban init
What do you think your mates would say if they knew you were a 4channer?
>>2236849892 weeks during the site being down last year or whenever that was
>>223684986sorry m8. started on the fat pills this week so sweeties are off the menu
it is bare weird how at the exact same time every single day the proper racist posts start popping up honestly feels so coordinated its dynamic
*taps my elbow and jumps off the top rope right onto leftypol*
>>223685022if you were on sharty you never leftalso the 'ack was 2 years ago omdz
>>223682739My seasonal job is fucking over I only been able to save 2100 dollars and I wasn't even able to get to get enrolled for anything including courses. Manual labor isn't hiring either I hate this shit hole
Does your gf know you post on 4chan?
>>223684989the day your mum came over so one day
>>223685020haven’t had a single friend since primary school
>>223685020>mates
>>223685042uganda be kidding me!
How many posts do you estimate you make on 4chan everyday?
>>223684989>>223685020>>223685042>>223685061surveymong
>>223685061stop with the data collection
blud doin a survey
Definitely going out for a walk this weekendNone of you can stop me
>>223685042
>>223684989I've just returned after maybe four or so weeks off here
>>2236849893 day ban for posting a loaf of bread by accident on /sp/. didn't miss it at all, read a book every night, felt more focused. started posting inane shite and bradders again as soon as it expired
bro working for yougov
when people came crawling back after the site went down and then feeling left out once they realised everyone had been on the sharty meanwhile they had been sitting in their bed alone shaking and having seizures because they hadn't been able to type poo barm for 15 days.
he’s having a serious mental health episode today
>>223685020'what's that?' probablythe only lad I know who I suspected posted here didn't have a clue what it was so there
>"I liked the idea of being challenged and had always admired women in non-traditional roles," she says. "I'd always been into action films.">But she says her dream was shattered when she was raped at AFC by several fellow soldiers.
>>223685104
i should be given the victoria cross for the shit i've had to put up with in my life
>go to find job >Even entry level jobs require experience >Even manual labor needs a license >Even grunt work won't hire me Should I end it
>>223685121>I would have just been known as the girl that shagged loads of people - that's what I would have been known for the rest of my career
war is rapeso why are they complaining?
tarantino has more gay rapes in his movies than normal rapesin fact, he filmed two gay rapes and only inferred the normal rape
>>223685121actually howling
women sure do love collective power don't they
longest i stayed off 4chan was a couple months was very productive and slightly bored and scrolled a lot of instagram reels
>>223685141>>223685130>>223685121
>>223684844allri lad I've pulled 2 all nighters in 3 nights. just trying to sort the folders out still but I'm constantly distracted aha. yeah the mood isn't so down this week. the world cup void has passed, I'm playing a bit more hopeful tunes and I'm back on an online rhythm. I will probably crash hard eventually but for the moment I'm back on>>223684918also saw the the old hunger games, gwarn kait. almost won it x
>>223685121>>223685141did she try not being a cock hungry whore?
>>223685104the site where redditors act more retarded than they do here?haha yea alright
>>223685159
I didn't even know exactly what 4chan was 4 years ago
>>223685134>>Even entry level jobs require experienceAbsolute bullshitThey require a really good application and a great interview
>>223685168you're a pathetic slug
>>223685134Why not get a licence
>After she was raped, she says she heard an instructor going round saying: "Have you heard about that slag who shagged all those blokes?"
>>223685168are you on pip
>>223684923the reels are comfy
Leftypol:Employed woman:Mousenonce:Racismlad:Gyaldemposter:Heatherpaedo:190:Emmett:asf:Rorke: I'M A GAY NIGGA AND I TAKE THAT SAUSAGE
>>223685131medal's in the post
>>223685104I tried directing everyone to the sharty but some mongs ghostposted on the archive the whole time
>>223685173who are you
is tiktok actually good for wanking? i don't really care about zoomer shite unless it's a fit lass shaking her arse or something
M&S Pink Lady down the gullet
>>223685219um
>>223685219It's mostly underage people on there you odd cunt
>>223685219just use one of the thousands of porn sites like a normal deviant
Think I need a poo but it's masquerading as a wee
>>223685219used to be good joi on there but I think they cracked down on it
>>223684910Peculiar lack of replies to this post
>>223685221Bit spenny
feel like a lot of chav content these days is just irish travellers desu think the game's gone
>>223685186you can withdraw consent after a consensual gangbang rorke ok
>>223684910nice stash
first instance of <food> down the gulletwas froman australian !!
>>223685243It's almost like it was boring
can smell turkey twizzlers or somethingquite a sweet smokey smell coming from outside wafting through my window
*live /brit/ studio audience roars with laughter*
>>223685245Basics in there are hardly any more than most supermarkets desu it's only if you're buying ready meals or fancy dan 'M&S Collection' etc stuff
its not even funny why is the british dee state like this why do they want to humiliate our armed forces.
Pigeonbros on a chill one
zest factor 50 (the scobie collection)
Mad how lengers she is x
>>223685294Pink ladies are galas for tarqs
>>223685307i svffer in rural england
as soon as they announce they are making another army college in the south they drop the rape tapes
>>223685307pigeons get a lot of hate but they're just some birds trying to get by
>>223685288you're having a stroke
>>223685313dont get the hype at all
pigeons are lovely animals x
>>223685307vgh
>>223685288sorry mate. just done a poo out there. it'll die down in half an hour or so
>horny foid lets the regiment run a train on her>post nut regret sets in>um i was raped
>>223685319I've never know class envy over apples
>>223685331never seen anyone other than cansmong post literally anything about her
>>223685188nope just UC for now, have been to therapy this year but my punctuality was shit and peeved my local place. ucberg says I should get a diagnosis but I want to clear up stuff at home first
Sheep and goats are closely related: both are in the subfamily Caprinae. However, they are separate species, so hybrids rarely occur and are always infertile. A hybrid of a ewe and a buck (a male goat) is called a sheep-goat hybrid, known as geepNever hear about geep do you? It's not even in the dictionary
>>223685331>>223685357>they havent seen her bum
>>223685307big fan of wood pigeons me
>>223685307Official bros list:PigeonsSpidersLadybirdsCunts:SeagullsWaspsBed Bugs
>>223685374most ladybirds are foreign invaders they are not bro tier
>>223685370a bum is not enough in this case
i like action movies that makes me not like other girls so i will join the army it will be just like the avengers
>>223685389oh yeaits pump time
thought you were a lawyer
They're called ladybugs you mong.
just dropped mackerel tomato sauce on my keyboard
Women shouldn't be in combat roles or training in the armed forces at large.Special forces yes if they are up to it because that's elite and a different calibre of people.
95% of the armed forces are opportunistic rapistsIn fact I'd say the primary motivation for joining the army is to get the opportunity to rape brown women
>>223684672Schizo fucktard
>>223685412needs more toppings than that mate
sex with rarity
>>223685407FOYFOY ALARM BLARING FULL BLAST
>>223685412You lot eat some weird shite
>scandal-hit Cambridge professor appeared to pass off an inspirational quote as his own in an early draft of his memoir – before editors had to step in to clarify that it was actually said by tennis legend Rafael Nadal.
>>223685420what about gina caranowould you lick her sweaty tummy?
the great british gapening
>>223685374Wasps are good for the environment and they don't attack for no reasons despite what the anti-wasp jew will tell you
Really glad we're burning up the planet for this
>>223685431it's a bug not a bird.
today the incels are running the asylum
>>223685201>asf:>Heatherpaedo:always thought they were the same anon, both cuckposters
>>223685449what do wasps do
Closest I've ever been to being in a gangbang was when a mate of ours had a really fit but extremely untrustworthy gf that we didn't like. We were probably 17 or so at the time. Anyhoo we were all out drinking in a student union bar because they'd serve, and he went home and she stayed out with us boys, three of us. We all got pissed and then went outside into some bushes and we all fingered here and snogged her and she sucked our cocks a little bit. Next day was very weird indeed when our mate called us round to his place and his parents were out. But he was sort of grateful we'd exposed her as a slag.
>>223682739Why is it when I am about to kill myself the only advice that helps is either A British man saying I will be reincarnated as a Indian Or someone just being mean because after someone is an asshole to me I kind of wanna live to see them have some kind of misfortune
>>223685420There are literally zero women of a calibre to be in the special forces, and a woman being in the special forces would decimate unit cohesion. Women are much more suited to being average army plebs, not that I think that they should be there either.
>>223685467Nah ASF is from like Eastbourne or some shit, Heatherpaedo is from London
>>223685274>i-it's...*sniff*..al-most *wail* asifit...was...booohooooring
>>223685374>t.
>>223685423
>>223685449Their "reasons" for attacking you are nonsensical Yeah no shit I'm wafting you away from me you're trying to eat my vol au vent Millions of years to evolve and you evolve into the most annoying cunts going
>>223685439pretty funny how the only black professor leftypol could force into oxbridge is a dishonest charlatan lol.
>>223685481No one cries from boredom
rorrke nigga mode @grok do rorke nigga mode
>>223685424Haha, nice troll
>>223685484If somebody started waving their massive hands in your face you'd get defensive too
>>223685472what a great friend you are
>>223685494he tries so hard to fit in and be funny but is just such a cringy bastard its unreal
@grok
da wants me to cancel his funeral plan
>>223685506I wouldn't be fucking around with a T rex's food
what if they waved their massive baps in your face would you still attack
rorke's GPS voice setting is set to ainsley harriot mode
>>223685529That's just a lack of ambition I think
if you HAD to, which pal from palworld would you have sex withsecondary question, which pal from palworld do yuo think is a squirter
>>223685525Go tell your mates
>>223685327>>223685372they tasty
straight up just strokin my shiii right now
People who sent five teams messages saying hi! how are you! looking forward to Friday??? Before getting to the fucking point
>>223685525is he going for a cryogenic burial?
>>223685562It's like it when CEOs/Senior Execs just respond 'ok' or 'good' to enormous emails featuring complex projects for ultimate sign off
>>223685562you feral little scrote
wahhh wahhh u have to leave 6 feet when passing a cyclist!!!Fuck that shit nigga
Twilight Sparkle - biRainbow Dash - lesbianPinkie Pie - straightFluttershy - straight but very kinkyApplejack - lesbianRarity - repressed lesbian
>>223685542Don't remember what it's called but the witch cat with the big witch hat Love big sexy hats
get all americans punched in the head
Hi there how are you
>>223685580Me - didnt ask
get my arse raped in the arse
Hi(doesn't post anything else)
>>223685542haven't played loads but the fire katress with chillet secondpengking is squirting all over
had some of that korean kimchi and it was pretty good
>>223685604*pretends not to hear you*
>>223685484>my vol au ventOoh la di da mister fancy
rorke asking grok whether or not he has to take a piss or not
It's gif people at work I don't likeunable to express anything funny in writing so they just post silly animated pictures instead
>>223685621great postthey need punching in the head
>>223685630i love lisa
>>223685630sad she can't afford proper fitting attire
if only there were some way to settle the tits vs. arse debate once and for all
mad how much of a runt I am that i've never used microsoft teams or similar software or ever sent an email to a collegue
remember that guy on /tv/ who got banned for samefagging like 200 times in the same thread lol
>>223685674warehousetoil for youon the full rate pip at 40 with a destroyed back and walking with a cane
>>223685580ummm??
get the women signed up to the militaryget them raped
what happened to benjamin button's willy
>>223685712stayed the same age as the rest of him got younger
suddenly rape in army training barracks is a bad thing that must have a massive inquiry just because women are subject to it
>>223685724so there's just a massive wrinkly old man cock and bollocks on a boy's body?
>>223685726army recruits gutted now they have to shag girls instead
heatherpedo absolutely captured by this rape in the barracks story
I've seen a lot of cursed fucking videos on the internet this yearNeed a full brain cleanse
>>223685630>>223685642
>>223685747well it did say BBC rape after all
>yes lets use a photo of their legs
>>223685721>You now have to have a netflix subscription to watch a game trailer (marketing material)Holy shit man what are we doing anymore
bloody love my bedroom nglfavourite hangout spot
>>223685764grow up
just realized we live in a hypergamous polygamy society which makes the foundation of society crack slowly haha
>>223685750
>>223685777i wish i had to verify my id and scan my face to watch itim a complete bugman
>>223685823incel
rorke sustaining a fatal blacking courtesy of Gunnery Commander Mkwembe
>>223684989Hardly posted at all for a good year when I was a shagger in uniGood times. Didn't feel like venting or shitposting, was laser focused on getting fanny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkLuXm_aR1Y
was at the gym there. didn't see any of you lads. strange that
>>223685873i only go in when fitties are there
What is yhe binble??
I inherited a house and a bit over £600,000 last August. Quit my job to put some of my affairs in order at the time too, but then I just became a NEET. Spend all day reading, cooking and working on DIY projects.Did the maths and I only spent £7100 total since August 2025. Reckon I could just spent the rest of my life like this.
>>223685873sauna mate ;)
>>223685889oh there were fitties. not me, but they were there
>>223685914>I inherited a house and a bit over £600,000 last August.how much inheritance tax did you have to pay
just saw an mp4 of a woman bouncing her exposed tits up and down
why didn't VR take off?
Someone's getting fucking battered in 41 minutes in camden sainsbury's car park
>>223685914>Did the maths and I only spent £7100 total since August 2025that including council tax etc? or just cozzy livs
Straight porn gets immediately deleted but gay/tranny porn stays up for hours
>>223685914fair play mate, fair play
Hey Mona Lisa, you know you can't roll widout yo' Caesar!
>>223685936120k ish
Dental planLisa needs braces
fucking ballache, i just want to renew my licence
>>223686005you can get it done at the post office without this bollocks
>>223685998fuck megenuine theft
playing timeguessr and just guessed spain 1950 for one of them and it was argentina in 1982 lmaooooooooooo
>>223685920how round were their bums?
IM FUCKING SICK OF THEM GET THESE FUCKING BROWN CANCERS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY THEN NUKE THEM ALL I FUCKING HATE THEM DIRTY SMELLY UGLY STUPID ANNOYING BROWN CUNRTS
>>223685939it makes you nauseous
>>223686022you never know these days as everyone wears those shapewear bottoms that are designed to make your bum look big and plump
>Sorry your loved ones died now please hand over £120,000It's just insane and immoral basicallyAnd it just gets spunked away in the system, not like some little council estate worm gets an inheritance windfall as a result
dual tantrum loading...
>>223686046leftypol is a greedy little worm
>>223685954Inclusive of everything, yeah. Mind you it's a 70s former council house in the Midlands worth under 200k but still.>>223686020The 600k is after tax though, net estate value was a bit over 800k.
>>223686023Grow up Rorke you pathetic little ghoul
>>223686064thats like 3k calories of oil
>>223686064why do these hacks love olive oil so much
>>223686070>Mind you it's a 70s former council house in the MidlandsGot some nice BAUHAUS angles and windows and the like?
>>223686027so does your mum but she's popular
>>223686046I just wouldn't pay it :)
>>2236860643k calories just like that
>>223685865not even very easy to label me and say im salty about it but it's just objectively correct
rarity marshmallow doughnut arsehole
>>223686110
>>223686117Know someone who did this, had dual citizenship US & UK. HMRC came calling asking for a wedge and he just went to the states without paying and has never returned. Not set foot here since.
>>2236860643000 calories, just in the oil, alone
hearing from the /brit/ detectives that there is 3000 calories worth of olive oil going into the pot
>>223686179holy gammon
UK is just endless humiliation for PAYEpigs
incelnfor!
3000 calories?did I hear that right?
>>223686149I would do the same as gfberg is European, but I'd also take out some huge loans before leaving :)This grim country isn't worth forking up 6 figures to tax robbing cunts just to live in
3000 caloriesnot a peep
>>223686194Right well wish I'd not seen that even though I was curious when I'd read it in the news
you just know it's a banger of a video when it has the ezgif filename
Make the new.I won't ask again.
Love hearing two literal rats speaking disgustingly guttural Arabic when I go to sit down and drink a coffee before toiling for 10 hours straight
>>223681179>>223681179
so this is it
>>223686253>>223686253>>223686253new
/Brit/ could use a day or two off, really :/
>>223686194guhrim
>>223685449last wasp that stung me did so because i accidentally hit it with a tennis racket. fair play really
