Eccy road edition
Just back from the hardware shop. Getting fork handles proved more difficult than first thought
-1 to my postcount
I didn't have an Ashley sister and that's why my life went all tits up
Odd how women are more attracted to males who are more likely and capable of rape.
So if you're a full-time 9 to 5 wageslave do you just accept that all these years of your life are going to be a complete waste, and that you're condemned to perpetual misery and exhaustion until death
>>223686293you're (barely) better than this toby
Don't click that link
>all these years of your life are going to be a complete wastelmfao from a terminally-online 4chan shut-in No semblance of self-reflection Now here comes the cope
>>223686285i just worked hard in my early 20s to get a job where i do very little. im in a meeting right now yet here i am on /brit/
>>223686284not odd really is itwomen are attracted to men who are more physically dominantjust the case isn't it
>>223686253old pic swear that's not there anymore
>>223686276why do you think this is funnywhy did you repost it herewhy are you an autistic freak with no self awarenesspatiently waiting for your reply
>Now here comes the cope
Cope predicted and promptly spammed
>>223686284foids just operate on some primordial apeman instincts
Two ice cold big 660ml bokkles of cruzcampo sat in my fridge BEGGING me to take them outside and sit and consume them on the terrace
better days, just want the old Perez back xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gqbE9jDI1g
>>223686320but if they don't want to be raped why don't they go for un dominant and educated men
>post deleted that quicklyjanny you are actually based wtf
>>223686325Why do you think you belong herewhy did you post herewhy are you an autistic freak with no self awarenesspatiently waiting for your reply
bending my willy around and raping my own arse at 0.000001mph
knowyourmeme being harvested for these real incel hours
I am likely and capable of rape.
>>223686285>>223686308both the wageslave and the 4chan shut-in are living life in purgatory. there is no differencethe only difference is the latter recognises that and so doesn't bother
Rhaphanidosis was the ancient Greek punishment for adultery, where a radish was forced into the adulterer's anus
>>223686350>>223686366nigga poo penis
>>223686355Ha ha .. Mousey ..YoucrackMeup Ok !!
>>223686350rattled freak who got his post deleted lmao>Why do you think you belong herehaha yeah ill ask the same, why do you think you belong on a website that adheres to yank law if you hate us?patiently and earnestly waiting for your reply
>>223686346most women are into consensual non-consensual tells you all you need to know
ngugh
>>223686381Quite frankly I deleted it myselfI belong here because this is the thread for discussion of British cultureI am British. Therefore I belong hereI'll ask againWhy do you think you belong here
>Every single English water body is polluted with toxic chemicals, new government data shows, while just 14.3% of surface waters achieved good ecological statusWell thats good isnt it
>women in high schoolnice guys finish last and are losers lol XD>women in their 30'she's a nice guy, he'd be a good guy to help raise my 3 kids from 2 other different relationships
You’ll never guess who the grandfather of Palantir UK’s CEO is
heatherfreak's tantrum started first :/
>>223686411they do be like that fr
>i deleted it myselfholy fuck this actual freak not only outed himself he's also lying about it
>>223686416you don't like noodles?
>>223686376Lucky they werent in Japan
No brides walk down the aisle of a church; they walk down the central passageway. The aisle is down the side of the church.
It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!!
>>223686405Rorke: how can i blame this on brown people?
>>223686425wish you would delete yourself
>>223686430corr yes that'd be terrible that
this brit thread is sponsored by Jinan Mao An Instrument Co., Ltd, manufacturer of reliable gas generators and laboratory instruments
>>223686437T. Mentally ill
You know a nigga mad when they stop giving you (You)'s
>>223686435they should make you name 10 songs from Abbey Road in order to cross
>>223686437lol literally me
>>223686414Adolf hitler?
fungus freakout in progresst minus 5 minutes until he starts posting wotanical elderly wanks
Women deserve cuddles
>>223686435wonder how many people per day do the gay beatles album cover pose there
>>223686478you're not safe around kids
>>223686491hundredssome even do it at 2/3am
Keep getting TikTok videos where this Pakistani woman married a white blokeThey had a Pakistani wedding, how grim
>>223686474Actually not far off, I think he was at the wedding
here we go AGAIN FFS
>>223686501you didn't deny it. volumes
>>223686491There's another crossing a few hundred yards up the road and people do it there too thiking it's right
>>223686511Great food though
>>223686511how is that grim. white guy wasn't arsed and the pakistani family wanted something traditional. probably more fun than a british wedding too.
>>223686535Yeah probably, shame Pakistani women are fucking nutcases
bars dem
Anyone remember the Rog vs Tyrone days? https://youtu.be/3gdsdqu5XWI?si=h0RM7U8dpmyoIAiuPure kino
>>223686448you are a subhuman mutant
>>223686489and what about men?
>>223686457ICE ICE BABY
>>223686285I actually like my job
>>223686553FOY
>>223686561kaytimmers
>>223686565Did the muslims buy Asda because their colour is green?
OhhHHooo Putin you naughty boy! Sending your SEAMEN down my TIGHT ENGLISH CHANNEL.
>>223686565the look woke
>>223686565thanks hon x
>>223686565thought euros had the little coin slot to unlock them
Ok so Count Binface just published his Clacton election video and yeah... its pretty freakin epic!
>>223686534chapter one fucking looms
>>223686305
Why has mousey adopted a new persona
god damn mongorians
>>223686607menthol elf
>>223686595i've got a little coin slot
>>223686565
>>223686603RICE SHOWA
>>223686607He's evolving
>Don't need to prove that I'm ok around kids
om3ctw
To add to my question why is he also completely incapable of not revealing that it's him
Lol, "grimoli", love saying this!
sipping a comfy late night coffee :-)
>>223686624any1 no if it takes Natwest card? x x
Dr Ngubu will see you now
>>223686628notice how there are now AC units mounted outside. probably an asian family with drive who saw a problem and solved it. meanwhile white working class locals are too poor and lethargic to act. almost as though their british genes are holding them back.
>>223686654clearly not mousey its chuddy malone
Alexander the Great was short, left-handed, epileptic, Albanian and bisexual. He introduced the banana, crucifixion, sugar, cotton and the ring-necked parakeet to Europe. He washed his hair in saffron, was embalmed in honey when he died, and was taught by Aristotle.
>>223686667dunno xx
>>223686603
>>223686656I'll give you something else to sip *unzips dick*
>>223686596How about Cunt Binface
>>223686676Used to think this was rorke bollocks but went to the hospital this week for an x-ray and couldn't understand the nurse (west indies) for love nor money
anyone else so desperate for a women's touch that it's scary
>>223686633He has been addicted to meth for a while
>>223686534>loomingsme on a sunday night
>>223686709at least you're not afraid to admit it
>>223686712had casual sex a couple times and im over it, a gf would be nice though i guess.. baka
>>223686710gfberg went to hospital last year and she was seen by a white american, was mental
>>223686633that isnt really him is it
>>223686691THEN DONT COMMENT!!! NOT HARD!!!
If you're on JSA and they detect you leaving the country you should be made stateless
toby walking into the surgeon's office for his horsecock transplant surgery before realizing the doc is nigeriannow there's a conundrum
>>223686739been on holiday plenty of times thanks to pip x
>>223686739Jane Sarah Adventures?
>>223686731Mate's missus is a nurse from Melbourne who came over here to work for the NHS (bizarre) says she cries every day because it's so shit (both at work and in general) no idea why she's still here
intredastinghttps://toneyalexander.github.io/inclusive-color-space/
>>223686689it's actually good to be left handed if you're a sword fighter
>>223686763maybe your mate has a very nice penis
>Greek writers described the plant as a "reed in India that brings forth honey without the help of bees".interesting but it wasn’t until arabs took over spain and sicily that sugar was cultivated in europe
>>223686676Funny how when it comes down to it even leftypol wants to talk to someone who speaks english when it comes to their health and wellbeing
>>223686630>>223686695COYG
me doing this to shaggers
My 2026 manifesto:Euthanise >>223686749, gyppos, XL bullies and anyone who plays music out loud on public transportReckon it would be a landslide.
love watching anglosphere immigrants come here and slowly realise the country is awful and watch their sense of self worth nose dive and their smiles recede until they are little grey husks. it adds weeks onto my life each time.
>>223686801i've seen this webm before so i knew what was coming
>>223686784yeh maybe in your video games but not in reality
thoughts?
>>223686851right and why do you have no mates...*gets my notepad out*
>>223686849none sorry
>>223686763They should just get married and move to Australia really. If I had an Aussie bird on the go I'd have my bags packed within weeks.
>>223686849pointless video
>>223686874i'm an autistic runt who pushes people away
when a girl suddenly starts posting tons of bikini photos on her insta does that mean she's actively looking for a man
>>223686907yeah
>>223686902believe that short clip showed a man trying to have sex with a monkey behind the stalls and getting angry when filmed
>>223686710>>223686792Just yesterday, I had to drop off a prescription at a pharmacy. 100% Indian ofc. I couldn’t understand what he was saying, and had to ask him to repeat himself several times. When I came back to pick it up, they had majorly fucked up the doctor’s instructions, telling me to do something incorrect. Almost seems like grounds for a lawsuit or something, but I’d probably have to pretend I didn’t notice and hurt myself first, which doesn’t really appeal.
The biggest blocker to any kind of left wing revolution is the fact that women and women-minded men (which together comprise the vast majority of leftymongs) are incapable of "organising" without getting triggered by the social friction and mild aggravation caused by organising with other women and faggots
every time me and gfberg have sex we literally do the same "routine" which has been the same for like 3 years>she sits on my face>cowgirl>doggy>drop down to prone bone>cum on arseneed to start incorporating missionary to spice things up a bit
>>223686849is that a monkey at 0:53? or is that a human
Why cook my own food when I can buy it on the net
Any evil incel vampire man in
>>223686919yh.. and? the monkey was wearing a cute lil dress
does anyone love me or want to have sex with me
>>223686931Missionary every bloody time my lass
>>223686958does this pic make you feel bett3er?
Drove at 186mph once
>>223686931must be awful i feel so sorry for you
>>223686972Madness 100mph is the highest I've gone
suomi :)
>>223686926All part of the rich culture of are yookay
>>223686929right wingers try and fail to organise or when they do it does nothing. dont see any 1st world country having a revolution without military backing
>>223686972Bet the controller was proper sweaty after
there are right wing incels but no left wing incels
>>223686931Ever shag her up the arse?
>>223686931you pick positions that show you dont love her and reduce chemistry between you. suprised she hasnt left you or gossiped to her friends about you
>>223686849is that palworld aussie
>>223687023they troon out and have gay fat orgies
>>223687023a communist incel shot up the mindgeek pornhub headquarters recently so no you're wrong
me dog is in heat and keeps looking at me
>>223687026she leads the sex if it were up to me i'd just have her ride me
>>223687023There are leftwing incels Leftoids ones tend to be far more nihilistic
>>223687002Right wingers are in control according to you so sorry leftymong, you lose this argument aha
jobbie interview on the morra
>>223687023>no left wing incelsthere certainly arego to any commie gathering and you'll see them
>>223687030Maybe it's all the "but the other side" and copes are why the right always fails
>jobbie interview
still can't believe keith urban was retarded enough to marry nicole kidman after she fucked that literal niggerkike lenny kravitz lmao I've got too much dignity to date a white woman after she has defiled herself by laying with the beastfolk
>>223687023there are more left wing incels than right wing incels
>>223687042:/
>>223686985>>223687022It was in germany on the autobahndid 140 up in scotland a few years agoI don't speed anymore now it's a really stupid thing to do
>>223687029who tf is palworld aussie
>>223686958damn brat!
>>223687080and that's why you're an incel and keith urban is married to nicole kidman
>>223687061jobbie?
>>223687045why are right wingers complaining about the country if they are in control
>>223687023yea?
leftypol asking his parents for dating advice and they say "just be caring, kind, and funny! just like how we brought you up!" then they all cuddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s
just been blackraped
>don't have drivers licence>everyone asks me "do you have a drivers licence? why not? when are you getting your licence?">finally get my drivers licence>everyone asks me "do you drive? why not? when are you getting a car?"fucking mental how its just expected of you as a man to have a car and drive everywherethe yank car obsession has fully taken hold and nobody questions it
>You are all fucked in your heads
>>223687143i only have one head
leftypol kissing his dad on the lips
>>223687158no one asked you anything
right then just got my arse absolutely handed to me in camden sainsbury's car park
>>223687158always was that way only city dwellers who never leave can only rely on public transport.
>>223687179yes they didbe quiet
>>223687143
>>223687116nationalise the means of sexual reproduction!
>>223687184Name on, Employed Woman
Fuck off chuddy malone you evil ghoul
don't you just hate it when someone comes in and fucks up all of your neatly arrange sharepoint files
>>223687116right well thats leftypol done
>>223686906i know loads of people and try to be social but i'm a repulsive hateful envious insecure person who detracts rather than adds to anything im a part of. in that sense i like 4chan because it feels like i'm with fellow detractors.
>>223687189Is this real
chuddy [B]alone
jimothy rule 34 edit: oops thought this was the google search bar
>>223687167bro is naked and still has pockets
chuddy malone runs this joint
yes, im an elon musk fanyes, i run an elon musk fanpage on instagram (5000 followers)yes, ive been liked by the man himselfsorry you're life isn't as great as mine
>>223687128leftypol taking this advice and being the nice guy and not realizing society is now polygamous and cutthroat then ending up alone
>>223687034What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd6YBqNJnc
Fuck me hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJKYGvV1zU
>70% of students in university halls feel isolatedremember one near me had some afghan or something smash the windows in and then rape a girl all night before leading her out to empty her account at the cashpoint and then returning to rape again. and the zoomers in the flat didnt even bother checking if she was ok
The toilers are going to be fucking livid.
Feels like a Friday doesn't it
>>223687298pointless webm
>>223687305work from home me
>>223687189Powerful calves on are tim
>>223687286um
>>223687234Pockets are a simulacrum of hiding things in your fat rolls
have britoids become aware of bat yam?
>>223687286leftypol loves this
wagwan
>>223687281comments on that are dire.
>>223687352
>>223687321she's rather round
>>223687352dont understand your post or the posts in the picture
>>223687352Is that like bat soup
>>223687352nigeran bat man : bat yam
>>223687383webums cant be round
im such a gay unlovable incel chud that i have been gaped by life and the world itself
mi tink mi gwan have sum plaintin chips mi bruddas
>bat yam
>>223687452screaming this is methe world would objectively be a better place if i was never in it
>>223687463wote shriek
>>223687481berge...?
>wote shriek
>>223687427>>223687434>>223687413bat yam means 'daughter of the sea', its the hebrew term for mermaid.the city has a unique culture and architecture.i suppose we always knew foreigners will find out eventually i expected it to be later
raped in ladbrokes again
>>223687500berge ascended molluskstyle
>>223687516get this esoteric jewish rubbish out of here
Mousey is funnier than any comedian
leftypol seething everytime someone brings up sleeping with blacks is disgusting and vile
>>223687516why is every israeli a hideous yakubian alien with shit tattoos
>>223687516*drags you down a hamas tunnel and rapes you to death*
rorke placing a 500 pound bet that he won't get gaped n' raped today, and you'll never guess what happens next...
>>223687516horrid placeyou should tell the iranians there's a military base there so they blow it up
There's a Glaswegian that's kicking delivery riders off their bikes
>>223687555gaped that freak
>>223687511tf2 characters when they get beheaded
Russia is 85% whiteThe united states is 50% white
Is it the best /brit/ yet?
>>223687582"""white"""
>>223687552stagedhate foids and their simp orbiterskill em all
>>223687577scromiting
>>223687577bellowing in a firmly wotanic sense
>>223687577Are Toby >.<
>>223687582russians are white biomass
>>223687552mad how i'm in my late 30s and no girl has ever looked at me or doen this to me
>Back when Alexander Lebedev bought the Independent for a quid in 2010, it was widely reported that Rod Liddle was on course to be his preferred choice of editor. >Rod supposedly met with Lebedev, and laid out his demands - absolute journalistic freedom and final sign-off on all editorial decisions. Lebedev obliged, until Rod came back the next day with his proposed first front page headline: "Putin is a poof" would've been great
>>223687559you are nowhere near entertaining enough to be a namefag we can tell your heart's not really in it
>>223687577cheeky bugger
if rockstar is british why do they never make games about the UK
mad how when my parents were my age they were already divorced
>>223687621He also has one testicle
>>223687613that would be anglos actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuZaUe4qJA
>>223687635Wasn’t the first GTA set in the UK
>>223687635they're a business and understand what will sell and what wont
>>223687635they did
>>223687623now let's not pretend there's any sort of standard here
Mousey wants to have full-blown sex with horses
wotan shriek
>>223687635i used to like the talk radio station in gta 5 and it has more than one reference to wales
its not the mouseposter its just some random gimp
pretty sure yellow was by oasis actually
>>223687664They made us do Equus in high school English class lmao
>>223687451false
>>223687702it wasn't it was coldplay
>>223687734>>223687734>>223687734
>>223687719obscene how nice those bums are and how much i want them in my face and how they'll never be in my face
>>223686284
Had a weird dream last night that Alyssa Liu was giving me a driving lesson and she crashed the car and I thought she'd blame me for it but she actually took the blame for herself and when I woke up I liked her more than I did before. She is very pretty
