gta melbourne where every single mission in the game is just firebombing acai shops
mongolian ahh wild 'bergs
https://x.com/Yeero3D/status/1267336021831712775/video/1
Rockstar games ?More like black cock star of david games
everything will be ok Ok !!
right-wing people are biomass
They got cycling mikey..
>>223687764this is your brain on mousenonce
get the 'tex posted
>>223687790should have reversed back and finished him off
>>223687773screech
>>223687790but the biker runt didnt think he was in the wrong here
The Getaway and Getaway 2 were incredible gamesAmazing recreations of london for the time and console generation and all real licenced cars, you could drive a K series Micra around regents park we NEED a new version of this game so much
I'm sad and lonely
Launch cyclists into bushes
>>223687779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
>>223687826screaming this is me
pree dem backs yeh
>>223687821you realise which side has right of way?
>>223687828yeah but what if you get out and take his phone and camera and delete the evidence and then chuck them in the sea
>>223687840baby deert
>>223687825Couldn't be made today because of WOKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvQLZyTRE0E
>>223687832every time i remember what EA did to the plants vs zombies franchise i have to get up and punch another hole in my wall to calm down
>>223687855would be so funny if you got cancer and died
>>223687856alri mikey not got yourself killed by cycling like a mong yet?
can't remember what i did all day at work before i had a smartphone. must have just daydreamed
>>223687864
>>223687802
The US military is preparing for a draft!All 18-26 males nationwide will be consrcipted to go fight for israel in the middle eastA nightmare scenario that i never thought would happen will come true next year!
>>223687933hope they expand it to also include you and you alone, preferably as a ballistic missile
>>223687898it's funny enough that the demmies make you seethe
sat up the back of the bus fingering myself
>>223687958rosa parks did not die for thisget yourself up the front of the bus and finger yourself sistah!
>>223687933yeah you've been ringing the alarm bell for the last 30 years but this time you're definitely getting conscripted for sure
>>223687933it will never happen. zoomers can’t even handle mild workplace disagreements and confrontation
>>223687790fucking despise this leftypol fag
9/11 was a nothingburger."Waaah 500 bankers and ZOG pencilpushers died in a tower" boohoo, who cares.
>>223687957are you genuinely 15 years old man please try harder
I appreciate the pushback
>>223687993It’s a big deal if the slavemasters leading your nation around on a leash are targeted in an attack. They get to choose where your nation’s army is deployed.
Have a negroni. Have two.
remember when mousey directly threatened to murder specific british politicians and blow up police officers and didn't even get banned lel
>>223688046based negroni man
i might get my knob sucked off
>>223688063you’re a sick fuck you like a quick fuck
it never gets better
>>223688046I’m going to say the n word (negroni)
>>223687993hope you get beheaded by a muslim
>>223688104that was jokes
what's mousey's endgame herei think he posted his photos himself because "chuddy malone" keeps commenting on them
Mousey running for SNP councillor. Very YIMBY, especially for any potential stables
After ten years of toil post uni I can say I'm at the point where I just don't want to work anymore but I've got another 30 years of this shit.How the fuck did our parents do this.
never finished cuphead it was too hard for me
mousey blowing up the moon with his home made laser beams like eggman in sonic adventure
>>223688138they lived in the best economy in human history
>>223688138I think there's something in >>223688156 this which is that there were generally few alternatives to working back then, it WAS the interesting thing.
>>223688048de BOMB BLAST
Mousey paying for his McDonald's at the counter with cash
>>223688138The alienation was already starting with the boomers, but they had better access to a sense of IRL community, possibly going to church, more affordable housing/groceries/etc, single incomes being enough to support a family, and so on. Toil earned you something more than it does now.
>>223688213BasedCash is legal tenderCASH is KING
>>223688102poor fella
>tfw we won't know its actually Toby unless he livestreams umamasume again
>>223688138the juice isn't worth the squeeze anymoretoil is just an extension of neetism now and zoomers can see through it
>>223688186In America there was a big charity called Cars4Kids or something that positioned itself as a charity you'd donate your car to and they'll sell it or scrap it for childrens' charities. Needless to say they didn't tell people that the childrens' charities in question were all jewish and Israeli lmao.
>>223688237We'll know We'll know
uohh
sir cee pee
>>223688273
winston activating primal rage and raping juno to death
he's ruined his nofap streakhe's going to PMO
Mouse and Horse ok
>>223688273that's...pretty cool :)
>>223688292catberge is not impressed
>>223688273I'd love to have a go with that myself
unfathomably hateable mad how the world would objectively be a better place if i didnt exist yet god did it anyway wtf
>>223688303>that camo pattern>jeans and flip flops>skinny (and white) people only in the imagethat is not america. i would bet money on it. probably like latvia or something
uncanny vibes in here when the toilslaves are away the runtman who spends his entire life on /brit/ is a bizarre character
>>223688339blog on
>>223688332and what about the bazooka
might just make my tea right now
ummy levels are increasing!!!
>>223688351am at toil right now. old school job where you dont do much for the last half an hour
>>223688350>probably like latvia or somethingyou googled "bagdonas" didn't you
screaming the namefag got banned
best way to kill yourselfpainless suicidewhere to aim gun when shooting self in headhow long does hanging take until unconsciousness'
>>223688383no, but it gave me a good hint because it sounds balticdidnt have to google search anything since im not a mong
FREE MOUSEY !!
I've done basically fuck all today. Sent some forms, organised a meeting for tomorrow, joined a call about a new project, that's it.Am sure I'll be busier tomorrow as on holiday next week so need to get handoverberg prepped.
>>223688367right well you can't do that
>>223688407
a lot of you need be put into a coma
>>223688411that's not nothing
toby walking up to the drive thru window to make his order because his mr bean car cant get over the speedbump
when i tell you i have not spoken to a human being in real life for an entire week i mean it
>>223688367Yorkshire or Tetley?
god Canadians are fucking terrible posters
>>223688449you some sort of mong then?
>>223688437It's probably about an hour's actual concentration on work matters
>>223688449good on youbetter than than me where i go out into the world and inflict my awfulness on other people
here we go
>>223688449giwtwm
watching bugsy malone with some easy peelersFAT SAMS GRANDSLAM SPEAKEASYclassic
>>223688436lel, I mean he is handsome and tall but the worst she could say is nothe feeling of never trying is actually worse the feeling of rejection
wrist cutting depthnearest bodies of deep watercrossbow suicide efficacy
i hate incels so fucking much
>>223688449i think i went three weeks onceah, those were the days
>>223688441he has no fridge. how are these even refreshing?
buy helium bagwhere to get the proper helium bagis my door strong enough to hold a human body
>>223688481REFRAIN
>>223688494why do u come to our containment area then
>>223688498you blind retard
the slagdemic spreads
>>223688498he does. its right there in that pic
>>223688498is that not a fridge behind
>>223688449Three weeks myself. Once went 6 months. It really does your head in.
>>223688501lets be honest here mate it should be "is my door strong enough to hold 1.5 human bodies"
>>223688498he doesn't enjoy them, he wants to appear as disgusting as possible
>>223688451chicken kyivs >>223688423you'll do nothing
>>223688512ive never seen it. he keeps all his drinks out
>>223688519i'm 6"1 and 180lbs not that fat
>>223688513how do birds feel comfortable going out and dancing in thissurely their tit could fall out at any minute by mistake
>>223688457it's better than nothing, I did what I had to do today, was in 8 hours constant work - no, was it done and all parties were satisfied - yes
>>223688449try two years
>>223688525theres a fridge in the photo you replied to you fucking imbecile
>>223688497>>223688518how is this even possible?
Did you know that on 17 June 1996 the city of Sheffield existed
>>223688441fackin hell tims got a fridge and i never realisedsorry guys
>>223688510i havent. you left your r9k containment. fuck off back there you vile ghoul
wish i was americanhate this shitty inbred dysgenic poverty ridden grim country
>>223688545Yeah you have your on days and off daysI was working until 9pm on Tues so guess I shouldn't feel bad
>>223688544for my pleasure
>>223688548No friends, no family, no job.
>>223688566"sure" delusional moron
>>223688449how did your brain feel by the end?
>>223688545move here youll get paid more and you can move back to the black sea in a decade when britain is dead
>>223688513shes fit. would eat her arse
>>223688568if you moved there you'd still be an ugly unlovable incel freak
>>223688574live on your own? how can you afford it?
>>223688574doctor, postman, going up the shop, talking to people on the street, walking a dog, getting some petrol,. really none of this happened in six months?
>>223688574This guy's a ghost
>>223688601afraid for you, i'm part of the 15%~ of the british population that aren't hideously ugly
Considered this: Google /Alphabet, Amazon, Microsoft, Oracle and Meta are on average spending 94% of the the profit generated over the past 2 years directly on keeping the AI bubble alive.These companies also owe almost 2 trillion in debt to shadow banks, debt held by their arms length shell companies, used to keep the AI bubble alive.Right now 2.5 cents out of every dollar in the US economy goes straight into some private or government scheme to keep the AI bubble going.The bubble is now so big that if it bursts it will destroy the global tech industry and lead to a financial crash greater than 2008.It is too big to allow to fail.So yes, you will continue to see AI shoehorned into everything and mentioned everywhere, it will annoy you everywhere you go, because if it doesn't the economic system of every major capitalist state from the US to the UK to the EU to China to Japan goes under.
>>223688574most succesful /brit/poster
>>223688608he considers them "NPCs"
If I hadn't failed my final exam in my job I'd be earning £145K a year now but I did so I'm not. Fuck my shit life
people with no friends really have no idea you can just go to a pub and get a drink and have a conversation with the barman or landlord because it's their job to host and 9/10 they're pretty cool to chat toI do this but I also have a valid social and family life so it's not an escape but more a novelty
>>223688650problem in my country is the suburbs, where you cant walk anywhere and nothing's happening at the bars anyway
dtfic eating ethnic indian food on the carpet in his small apartment alongside his 10 punjabi cousins
>>223688548dropped out of uni but was still living there with no matesjust pissed away my money in a studio flat for months getting drunk playing video games and posting on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DtJs2t84AE&list=RD3DtJs2t84AE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DtJs2t84AE&list=RD3DtJs2t84AE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DtJs2t84AE&list=RD3DtJs2t84AE&start_radio=1>>223688630pic unrelated?
We should have just stalled technology and lived in perpetual 2006.
>>223688513could easily overpower her and suck her fat tits
>>223688630right well thats subjective, but presuming thats true, that still leaves you an unlovable incel freak
>>223688608>doctordont need>postmansaying yes 4 or 5 times a year not enough to prevent brain atrophy>going up the shopself checkout>talking to people on the streetnever happens>walking a dogdont talk to animals>getting some petrolpay at pump
>>223688574save some pussy and success for me chad
>>223688650Simply untrue some pubs have great staff but others are total cunts
my left eye started glowing red. i don't think i can keep my inner demon under control much longer.
>>223688544they literally dont think about these things until they get there
>>223688569good lad, I'm almost alone at work this week cause everyone is on vacation but other than being a bit bored it's ok >>223688589nah, I can't do the no sun and rain thing, also I make decent money and my job is fun, plus I like being close to Greece, it's a 5-6 hour drive
>>223688592this nigga loves the taste of poo
>>223688661lol get fucked i've been to America, seven different states and it's a different world. people are kind, they come up to you and talk to you in the middle of the street, they're interesting normal peoplebritish people are completely asocial or violent
>>223688678>saying yes 4 or 5 times a yearright so you are speaking to other humans then arent you, you dishonest mong
ill be activating a poo in a minute please prepare the necessary facilities and turn safety protocols off
>>223688650I have no friends. I used to go to the pub and ignore the barmaid I fancied so I didn't look desperate. Great days
>>223688678this but i had a letterbox and didn't order anything so didn't even say a word to the postie
>>223688607Got some money when my parents died.>>223688608I don't leave the house. Wouldn't want to bother normal people you see.
>>223688696why do you think of poo immediately, there is no poo
Im telling you the global economic is about to implode... and you're more concerned with poo?
>>223688685rorke after watching his first anime and seeing his oneitis with another man:
Greg playing Mass Effect alone in his old house
>>223688716where there's an arse there's poo
>>223688703kill yourself you cunt
>>223688683lmao
>>223688725Nothing ever happens.
why is the general about british culture so full of paedophiles
>>223688630there is no way on earth you are an incel kill yuorself attentio nseeker
watching blackpink being wild and sexy on stage
Anyone tried the potato diet
>>223688738paedo islands
>>223688700>people are kind, they come up to you and talk to you in the middle of the street,you would get tired of this if you lived here. this people are putting on a face and have almost nothing to say
>>223688650i'm genuinely an extremely boring bastard with nothing to saydon't want to inflict torturous nonversation on myself or anyone else
Scared for the future of gaming now that the Saudi government owns EAGuess that means no more sex and boobs in my RPGs :(
>>223688742they must be old by now
>>223688738British Isles? More like Paedof Isles!
>>223688731not if you wash it, that's why I installed one of the those in my bathroom, gotta put in the other one as well
>>223688762yet you do it here*thinks*
>>223688716would you lick the inside of a cleaned, but used toilet bowl
>>223688735ironic considering it will obviously be you doing that someday
*hugs* for all the depressed folk, WAGMI xx
>>223688759truth nuke i fucking hate it leave me alone i dont want to talk to some stranger about nothing for the sake of it
>mouse bad>rorke goodreddit take
>>223688661how do americans get too and from the bar if you can't walk and there's no public transport
>>223688759i agree with youthose people are faker than a 3 dollar bill
>>223688772illegal in britain and you get evicted or arrested if you do it and get caught
>>223688759dont care tell trump to start letting white people in and not just mexicans and jeetslaves
>>223688776not a good comparison is it?
Preparing my sneak attack
>>223688788+1 to your postcount mr. tobert
>>223688775yeah you're not human beings though
>>223688780neither depressed nor suicidal
>>223688796I don't believe that
>>223688800poo is poo
>>223688789designated drivers in a group or ubers
just did a magnificent but stinky poo thanks to my fiber supplement>>223688789uber, which is too expensive unless you already know there will be people thereor they just drive>>223688797fuck off we're full
Only going to get approx. 3 hours sleep tonight before work :/
Arse is therefore poo
>>223688759Most annoying is if you go clothes shopping in America you've got people from the store up your arse the second you walk in. Go near anything and they say ooh it's two for whatever on those or would you like to try it on ETC or I thinking that would suit you just FUCK OFF I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT SHOES IN PEACE
>>223688833
Poo can only exist if theres an arseBut an arse can exist even with no poo
Anyone from here?
why dont you just get on a plane to the US and never return. they would never find you. could go for decades.
>>223688816ok
>>223688852no they all died
>>223688852No mate
>>223688852they dont speak english
>>223688852that place is a myth it doesn't exist
>>223688834the reason for this is that execs with MBAs see that aggressive forced sales tactics results in +.02% sales so they think customers actually want this and mandate it for all locations of a chain
>>223688854Already toyed with the idea myself, you wouldn't be able to live anywhere outside a handful of major sanctuary cities and even then you'd be working as a waiter for the rest of your lifethe irish still do this in nyc and boston so i hear
>>223688809thats me done
>>223688847>>223688864look at this nigga ass cat
>>223688852all the welsh post in their own general
Do you guys find Kaitlan Collins attractive? This is making the rounds on Rorkean Twitter and she's being called a baddie
>>223688784appreciate the sentiment but i sincerely doubt it pal
>>223688852all feral council estate retards, tonnes of crime, poor as fuck and kill anglos on sight
>>223688901she's so fucking hot!
another mentally ill jeff post
>>223688901she looks like a bird, also she will hate me
>>223688852Looks like a little fella and hes pointing at the archipelago on irelands ass
>>223688901she's fucking hot as fuck
>>223688901looks like the generic type of slag 40iq brownoids would like soit checks out
>>223688901i want her to sit on my face so fucking bad bros
Which level are you at?
>>223688901why does rorke care about CNN presenter?
>>223688852ive been there
Plapping rarity's sexy marshmallow arse
>>223688892saw something here where an american guy took a flight here to escape the vietnam draft and made it all the way until now without getting caught. and apparently he just admitted it to the traffic police who said they would never have asked him and he could've got away but because he lost his nerve and told them they had to start deportation process lol
>go into another thread>see post I don't like>hit report>see their post get deletedanother hard day of work on int :)
whats up yall its me poopnigga 45
it was only a matter of time before twitter starting clocking on to thera powder keg you could say
Wahey Australians
just seen someone announcing a report
>>223688965ummm
>>223688992see only birds can turn their heads like that, confirmed owl
>>223688940this image makes me deeply uncomfortable please stop posting it
might suck a covfefe
Rorke ordering apple slices from McDonald's because some influencer told him to eat healthy
>>223688999Announcing seeing a report, is still a report*reports you*
>>223688852Been there a bunch of times but don't live there. Most sign posts, shop names, etc are in English. Holyhead is like 90% English speaking but outside of that town you'll find roughly a 50/50 split between English and Welsh speaking locals.Very beautiful and you can seen Yr Wyddfa across the sea on a sunny day and there's some nice big sand dunes by the beaches.People there love rugby and tourism and farming are the big things.Like the rest of North Wales gets swamped with Scouse tourists in the summer but doesn't get the thousands of Indian and burqa-clad sightseers like in Aberconwy.
>>223689009o____O .........
>>223688992you're saying this is a man?
might cop
>>223689041funny looking biscuit
>>223688901We've known she's fit for years matey
>>223689041yanks are not right in the head
>>223689050thoroughly enjoy your posts
>>223689014Never after noon. Caffeine stays in your system for about 10 hrs
Wales now THATS a country
>>223689050>he still uses NE 85
>>223689041why do yanks get the pengest food ffs
>>223689076shut up you fucking wanker
If I learn welsh would I be assigned a welsh baddie
they call it afternoon because it is after noon
in 15 minutes the toilmongs will be flooding out of toil and heading to the station, where they'll be stuck for hours on end, seething
>>223689069yea?
>>223689085screaming done that freak
right then that's a woman aged 30-35 isn't it
>>223689095welsh is a nice language
>>223689101someone had to say it. he's a melt
>>223689119What did I say?
>>223689100looks well nice that. never had it personally as i am not a Southerner
Im warning you there's going to be a financial collapse of unimaginable scale when the AI bubble bursts.If 2008 was a fart under your bed covers this will be a tsar bomba strike directly to the bollocks.
>>223689137oh no. can /brit/ do something to avert this disaster? can we save the day?
new cathedral in sydney. looks like those newbuild skyscrapers and developments they do in greater manchester
>>223689137might move to china
>>223689137no there wont be quiet
>>223689095All the fit birds are learning Cornish
>>223687734horses
>>223689153All you can do is prepare so you're ready to save yourself when it comes
>>223689135i'm souf fc and never had one before
just watched a video about how vulnerable the canadian/american border is and how many indians illegally cross through it
>>223689167ever go into their stables at night and...you know...
>>223689137ok and i will do what everyone does in a financial crisis, just wait it out
this girl is an actual 10/10 (looks wise)
>>223689154looks like some west african mosque
>>223689167horjseberg
good morning saars, i hurt my arsehole while shitting.
>>223689137why would it burst?AI does not just go awayunless AI gets out of control and shuts down the internet
>>223689154don't like it but it could be much worse. at least it's not offensively ugly
>>223689212yep
>>223689192feather or dot? answer is probably both
>>223689187what if we went on a date together to the pie and mash shop? x x x
>>223689196do what, exactly?
>>223689154why the fuck would you build a religious place in oz of all places
>>223689212
Mouse funny today
>>223689212need to see her tummy to confirm
>>223689262bbl sex arse
>>223689248dot obviously
>>223682739>>223682739>>223682739
>>223689259catholics need it
>>223689262there's no chance she's 180lb but I'm confused why a woman would claim to weigh more than she does
>>223689262too tall for me
>>223689226it just means the companies are overvalued, the internet didnt go away when the dot com bubble burst
>>223689253we could but you would pussy outG Kelly, Roman Road
>>223689277natives smuggle stuff over the border all the time
>>223689262would let her shit in my mouth no cap
>>223689334>>223689334>>223689334
>>223689226>why would it burst?>AI does not just go awayYeah and the Tulip bubble never burst because why would Tulips just go away?Why would the housing bubble burst in 2008 when houses didn't just go away?
>>223689271is there more than one tummy luver in this thread? i refuse to believe it's just one guy posting about tummies all day
>>223689306>>223689337you changed my mind i agree with you actually
>>223687734Test
