flo milli edition
Joebiden subedition
might just go to bed i thinki'll have to make some food at some point
This delivery driver might as well be on the moon. No way this nigga 2 stops away kmt
>>223691179they're so smart
get the fighting games played
>>223691179cute
>Nadia Sawalha threatens ITV with legal action over Loose Women removal
Leftypol final boss
>>2236911862 stops away doesnt mean 2 deliveriesyou can have a stop and have to deliver 4 packages to different houses in the area
found mouldy
>>223691209mad how big wombats are
>>223691209sup ghostie
Hen party group with a crude blow up naked man doll gathering on Bond Street in London. A bachelorette party, hen party, hen night or hen do, is a party held for a woman who is about to get married. The terms hen party, hen do or hen night are common in the UK (2016)
Time to put in the paperwork
spread da word
>>223691209*picks it up*
>>223691207lemme guess she talked about israel
>>223691207why is it called loose womenbit inappropriate
>>223691209my living up my mum's arse
Might get raped
>5 pints in popping in a 3 dot upper deckyKino tbqh
>>223691253it's a double entendre theyre loose cos theyre mates and theyre relaxed and theyre just chitting the chat but also cos they love it up em
>>223691253Congo coal canes have a loosening effect over time.
>>223691249rorke
>>223691249
Any of y'all remember Cold Fear?
My homemade lasagna is about ready Looks absolutely peng
outside UCL today man protesting the BBC saying they fund child abuse and need to be defunded
>>223691305>lasagna
are you ready for what's coming
>>223691229yeah they can grow to be quite huge>>223691240not that leaf
>>223691314Auto correct done me in tbf
Anyone get depressed when they watch porn
nigga fuck you
I have eaten too much egg fried rice
>>223691336no i usually get sexual
>>223691207Weird how her, Perez Hilton and Katie Price have all been in the news recently and they were all on the same series of CBB a decade ago
>>223691305
we're the first generation that's gonna grow old with the internet(millennials that is)we'll be posting here in our 70s and 80s while previous generations got lonely in their care homes
done nothing all day today
little runtoids really do love they gta 6 news
>>223691288poor patrick
>>223691351Healthy accompaniment
>>223691350i mean when is katie price not in news
>>223691336Yea seeing massive cocks that I'll never have
>>223691359Imagine /brit/ continues until then and there's a bunch of 80 year olds from the very start and niggas born in like 2060 or whatever
>>223691366im going to play it when it comes out on pcor i may if it will run on a 3060tiif it wont then ill sod it off
>>223691366ktim
I am a 70-year-old man and I find myself attracted to girls who are significantly younger than me, both physically and mentally. The age difference is something I find quite appealing.I would very be interested in having a conversation with you. It does not need to be anything sexual. I would be just as happy simply talking and learning about your life and interests.I tend to prefer something longer-term rather than one-off exchanges, although I am open to either depending on how things develop.If you are interested in the same kind of connection, or simply curious to get to know me, you can reach me on Teleguard.7M5YH4KYB
homer goes to spore in season 40
>>223691362Just the way God wills it
>>223691392it's already a bit weird to me when i hear some people say they were born in 2006. anything after 2000 makes me do a double take
>>223691288isnt this the incel wombat
vidya gaems
>>223691427how does a shadow open a door
>>223691293AINever existed
>>223691443turns the handle you dumpass
>>223691434
>>223691359internet is full of 70 year old boomers. my grandmother's friends are all online dating and two had a falling out because some old guy in their seniors walking group was low key dating them both on the sly
need to go on my incel walk but really cant be arsed
>>223691438yes he never had a mate in his 32 years
I am the reaper reaper
>"Weekly Shōnen Jump" Average Circulation Falls Below 1 Million Copies; December 1994 Recorded Peak of 6.53 Million Copiesend of an era
brisket
>>223691513ye but what about the online sales etcthey moved the businessi imagine they make more money than they ever did
>>223691416average unsolicited dm that comes with a dick pic on reddit
>>223691485aren't they just on online dating sites to meet people irl? i'm talking about spending all day on the internet talking to people on imageboards, forums, irc/discord whatever people use these days
scran
>>223691554The guard has truly changed huh
>>223691438not really an incel he just a virgin and too sweet for this world
>>223691554surprised le bris stayed at sunderland
>>223691226Me as the beer
>>223691541you're a gay pedophile :/
>>223691594would have stomped that little runtish cunt into a paste
>>223691226My cock as the beer
>>223691524looks like the ham i burnt last christmas
Saw someone on a dating site refer to gay people as sodomites
>>223691594>brutalized by other wombatshow does that happen
letting out a wombatic roar
>>223691381yeah you mean that do you?
scream
Why can't he post his sponsors anymore? :/
>>223691644well they are
>>223691683does it after everyone has left the thread for a good twenty minutes tooabsolute freakish behaviour
the problem is I wouldn't be able to take a girlfriend anywhere because I'm such an autistic shut in freakbetter off on my own
>>223691663why don't you post the ai schoolgirls any more
>>223691676yes i doyou got a problem with that pal
>>223691683he has to post it on page 10 because he is scared of big man jan howlinnngggg
>>223691716genuinely sad
never had 5 guysnever had popeyesnever had wendys
>>223691719yes mate i have
ylilauta did a number of me as a young man
>>223691699leftypol campaigning for mandatory primary school trips there
>>223691564they're all doing that too, idk maybe not all day but they're into all their nerd hobbies too and if you've ever been to a site like fetlife it's literally mostly senior citizens
>>223691716Ktim but I'm poor
>>223691770
I've had ziedbelg filtered for so long that the only time I think of him is when other posters bring him up Apparently he just gets banned on sight now anyways
Niggas on the moon
>>223691716>5 guys shakes
this was ziedbelg at his most pedophilic and strange
>>223691524did you drop it in dirt?
>>223691797lmfao
>>223691830Summit not quite right with that boy
>>223691797
>>223691767by the time older people get into all those kinky fetishes the only ones willing to engage in them are other haggard invalidshope i don't end up like that, need to start fucking more now (i'll do nothing)
>>223691699went here and was shat upon by a man wearing a wolf mask
>>223691847He really is such a fucking weirdo :/
>>223691646apparently it involves bumming
>>223691878That's Lenny
>>223691554farke might be first to sack
>>223691811he just moves to other generals he cannot be stopped
four fingers in my arsenext i'll try adding a thumb
>>223691852vegan freak
>That post doesn't exist anymore.>[Close]
>[Deleted]screaming
>>223691646
>>223691897show did you even find this
dooby doo dem
oh no no nosniedbelg btfo
Mental how my mum picked useless retards as both her partners and it's basically fucked up our lives. Bless your lucky stars if you actually grew up in a decent home with a good dad. Some days I think I would have been better off in an orphanage.
>>223691940screms
any niggas tryna fuck
why is korean autotranslate still so bad it never corrects for word order the japanese one does
>>223691847the period when he was making his own music was probably his most bizarre https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y
>>223691864fuckin phwooooooarrrrrrrrrrrrr
My ex went to a hen party that hired a black stripper lad. He was hung and he fucked one of the girls. It's real.
dont think ill ever feel this good about my toil
>>223691951He was posting in the Italian general and it was just the same insane race baiting cuck shite but google translated into italian
>>223691897kek
taking a donar to the doner kebab shop
>>223691977Cos ain't no one care about fucking Korea.
>>223691987remember the one that wentkaty she workingshe at the gherkin twerking
proto-gf's just asked me what i would do if i collapsed while sneaking off to the gym during work hours. not even sure where to begin responding to that onefuck's she on about?
>>223691940argensimian characteristics
i know a sexually progressive leftist woman who hates concepts like "BBC" as she thinks it is dehumanising toward black people, like if you were to refer to a woman as just " a nice pair of tits".So it's making me wonder if it's actually Rorke that loves BBC
>>223691991mental how popular her genre is
>>223691991So, she's a prostitute, right?
Sir Ganja Farmer
>>223692028obviously its dehumanisingi hate raceplay and i have loads of kinks
maam your breast... silky...
>>223691716considered becoming a monk?
>>223692029just buy bigger ones dumb whore
bit early to make my tea
sir randy bumman
>>223692056>i have loads of kinksMind sharing with the rest of us?
>>223692035musculo-skeletal Physiotherapist
>>223691991fuark lads
>>223692083delete this. you've destroyed his entire career with 1 post
>>223691716having a girl near you makes people treat you more like a normal personyou'd be fine
>>223691991how did she think empires like rome, francia, ottomans were so successful for so long?all the women were mobilised as being prozziesmen can't be productive without a woman draining his balls
>>223692092That's what they're calling them now, huh
the fact is leftypol leads a far more interesting life than rorke and that's fact ok
>>223692126yet not an admirable one
>>223692105very good post
never too early for a new thread>>223692147>>223692147>>223692147
um
is a dog good milf bait? Might take the hound to the pub tomorrow night
>>223692103genuinely mental how when i've been on holiday with a mate who shags and always gets some girl involvedor with a couplethe energy is just so much better than when it's just menmad how women add so much just by counterbalancing male energyshame i'm a bitter incel tho lol
>>223691847He's been 1000 times more pedo than this and those girls are of age anyway. He's straight talked about fucking virgin 14 year olds
>>223691868anyone can have weird kinky fetishes, it's just that certain sites and apps are full of old people or i guess more specifically old men. boomers went through the sexual revolution and they're the first generation where it was normal for everyone to have enough disposable income to support nerd hobbies, they love brainrot just as much as anyone else
>>223692138God that's hot.
>have Japanese gf>go out with grandparents >nan talks about my gf>grandad shouts “COULDNT GET A WHITE ONE HAHAHAHA”>other people started laughing too
>>223692179An arse that launched a thousand ships
>>223692189interesting, if true
>>223692179This has to be edited, right?
>>223692189what if someone on the bus sees you typing all this up while giggling
>>223692179mad how i'll never lovingly touch any woman or be touched lovingly by one let alone a woman even half this hot
>>223692189didn't happen
>>223692138ponies don't poop
>>223692138how do they wipe their arses
>>223692189My Dad called me Mr Dudley when I brought the Korean gf home
new hoffmann ladslooks like a megaboring one
seems like Mousey won a total cultural victory
>>223692236I got rescued by one of these once when I went overboard on a ferry to france
>>223692035very tasteful
>>223692236yes yes YES
Might go to ancient greece
>>223692229with my tongue
I only drink cappuccino. Unless I'm at work and desperate ill blend 43 (nasty)
>>223691940
>>223692237who the fuck si hfofman
>>223692268I’m suspicious this didn’t really happen
Might have an escort take my virginity Also might not
>>223692289sorry guys i want to retract this statement. it felt funny in the moment but it's really uncouth and inappropriate.
mad how that lad moved to china
>>223692268i made friends with one in captivity and then we sort of did a prison break together
>>223692292so these are the so called "Niggas" "chilling" in the "hood"
Mental how often I type out a post while giggling and kicking my legs only for it to get no laughsMight just be funny to my own self
wish I could put my penis into a vagina
>>223691145Why can't I have a woman like this?
>>223692357
>>223692341I do this a lot. THink the problem is you need to post even a tiktok girl or a bradders to get any attention in here.
>>223692357wish a woman would want to touch me in a not merely platonic way
>>223692341sometimes walk about the house thinking thoughts in my brain that make me laugh out loud
>>223692341what posts were theylet me know, i will assess
>>223692341if it makes you feel any better, i laugh at posts but don't reply quite often
>>223692268settle down there jason arday
>>223692379ktim
>>223692283darius the great in 492 be like:
there must be peng women who have a virgin freak fetish need to find them
i want to give up coffee, but i'm legit addicted, feels wrong to not get a cup of it in the morrow
Mind once I made a joke on outer/int/ and got like 50 (you)s and some yank had a melty and accused me of samefagging
rorke walking down the stairs thinking about /brit/ gimmicks and laughing out loud
>>223692418morrow does not mean morning
>>223692418replace it with tea for now just to get over the need to have some hot drink
>>223692366you canyou just have to believe
get the dopamine receptors re-sensitised
might wank
my most (you)s was for a GET and JFs kept seething at me I didn't even know I got it and wasn't trying and spent like 20 posts seething back at them until I realised why they were seething
>>223692379got a massive page in my notes app that's just funny thoughts i've had
>>223692491you'll do nothin
think the most (you)s i ever got was like 14 years ago when i suggested we raid reddit by posting memes in their typical "advice animal" style but make every meme about supporting Hitler. Edgy little creep i was when i was a teenager. no wonder i got no pussy
anyone eating foodwhat food are you eating
>>223692512post it x
>>223692522hi fellow /b/tard*holds up spork*
>>223692534nah not tonight got funny belly
>>223692534had co-op fish fingers earlierthey're pretty good got slight mustard flavour
my most (You)s was when i posted an image on /pol/ that i made of brook monk with a small text in it when you opened the image about "if you don't reply your mother will *** in her sleep"
>>223692544it was on /b/ as well. oh deary me
>>223692491pondering doing this after seeing lisa's bum
>>223692339indeed
>>223692540ok>poo screanuing>shit roafing><pic of bradley walsh>>scranning a poo
>>223692571bro gets more attention from women than meway more
>>223692577bradley is either ver ytall or very storng
>>223692577ffs
>>223692566lot of mums pooed in their sleep that night I bet
>>223692610nah he's on the top couple of steps and he's closer to the camera so he looks bigger
rorke wearing his reform fc home shirt to the jobcentre plus
someone's making a claim for Thursdays to be Mousey Day............
just looked up brook monk and this woman looks positively grotesque facially
>>223692658Mousealoneeverythursday ?
>>223692540it's too long x
>>223692341your posts are very funny we appreciate them
so bored
>>223692668tobealoneeverythursdaynight
Surely John Honey must be out by now
>>223692697nope
i juts die im back now
>>223691572tinfoil eggs
>>223692697he was 'made an example of'
>>223692609try being a wombat
>>223692688Hi?
>>223692740hi jesus
>>223692706a more melanated individual would be getting his arsehole inspected in the backroom of the airport for trying to bring that gear on a plane
lethal stench from my boxers
>>223692706pilot should have crashed the plane
leftypol using his bus pass to meet his gf (a man with aspergers in a skirt) for some bubble tea in town
is it weird to bring your laptop with you onto the toilet
https://youtube.com/shorts/p_VEKZwTowA?is=H8YEVROaA40H2t-W Thanks you china
>>223692732these headlines are made for sub 80-IQ people i swear to goddon't think they even understand the concept of statisticsyes retard, saying "x is safe" after someone gets stabbed is a completely valid point
dont like airport security its all very scary for a boy like me
>>223692759hey
>>223688546
>>223692732the chief of police has the same physiognomy as a mentally handicapped meth addict from glasgow
*stabs leftypol*don't worry rorke come sit next to me it's safe here
leftypol sticking a metal tube up his bum so he gets pulled over while going through security
>>223691990iykyk
>>223692797I get that you're a leftist and all that but when you say "80 IQ" people are not thinking about the white man bazza like you are not even 2nd
britain went too easy on ireland
some people dont deserve to live
i want to play video games
>>223688546Horse owner moment
>>223692778teams meeting and an upset stomach?
>>223692872we're a nice bunch :)
>>223692872didn't do anything to them tired of their lies
>>223692805Are you a girl? Don't reply if not as I've a lot to do today...
>>223692864i don't know or care about what happened in london and i'm not a leftist, you're just retarded. filtered
>>223692940>I don't even care about the post I was replying to, or your reply. Blocked cyaYep I need a leftist gf that doesn't burn coal (while we are dating)
Sex is overratedt. Shagger
>>223692922no just /brit/pooposting
i tried and tried but just cannot be arsed with assassins creed valhalla it will be the only mainline assassins creed game i never completed
Prediction: over the next few years it will be commonplace to hear about people having to come up with money to pay back enormous loans of high five figure and six figure sums due to unfruitful financial ventures
>>223692985skill issue
>>223693007we'll have UBI by then
>>223692982I had a leftist gf and she was the worst person I've ever knownJust forcing politics into everything all the time making snarky comments and being passive aggressive when people didn't hold the exact same views as herhorrible cunt she was, just can't be doing with political mates
We are NOT going to discuss the gravy situation. What a disgrace to the establishment.
They love lying about being "on the left" don't they
well?
>>223692985i disagree as someone who shags
new>>223686271>>223686271>>223686271
i must get stronger i can no longer be a runt
>>223692997i know what you mean https://voca.ro/16QdJ2qbSvwI
>>223693041Put me on Pass her on And yeah they are though you should just start talking about the niggers then
>>223693007if you form a limited liability company, the debts are assigned to the businessyou'd only pay back money if you took on the debt as a sole trader
right well that's not the new that's just an indian titcow
they're shooting off cow shit in the fields or something because it all smells like cow shit coming from the fields
>>223693073nothing wrong with a titlet
>>223693141>>223693141>>223693141
When the leftist cheats, just leave her. Then you can't be the bad guy for breaking it up
