>>223694802hello peter
anything good going?
>>223694802thats peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'
oscar petorius
>>223694877vile repulsive evil lie
ladsname a british celebrity that 100% of people likewould have said holly willoughby a few months/years back but peopel appear to have turned on her
>>223694853
Australians must be permanently dealt with
>>223694899Mr Bean
>>223694892never dispute anything i say ever again
think i'm addicted to sleeping pills
>>223694802you need to stop this I'm warning you
White chavs now saying bro like pakis. Disgusting
>>223694899gazza
>>223694802You are not permitted to post this, immediately cease posting this you have been warned before
>>223694935like your sleep do you?
>>223694921foids will shit on incels then do things like this
wow really funny le epic zoomer irony posts going on in here. you're all so obscurantist and deep, you're all so coded and mysterious
>>223694920funy
>>223694899tom hardy
>>223694937how is saying bro a paki thing
sometimes my scalp gets scabby/bloody and i have no idea why. i'll scratch my head and little bits of dried-up blood with flake off. anyone else, and why?
>>2236949211. buy a dishwasher2. he was a slob before he pumped you daft cow3. why is she planning to die at the age of 43
>>223694959pedar
lurking on 4chan in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>223694920dont like hime cos he looks like me and people compare me to him basically saying im ugly
>>223694952love it m8 i try and get 11 hours whenever i can
>>223694959
>>223694921oops actions have consequences
mad how immigration is only getting less and less popularin yankland they've warmed on immigunts because the populace always believes the opposite of whoever's in chargebut we just hate it more and more and morelmao
So many are still waiting for their new beginning, their birth by sleep. Even me...and even you.
I'm touching 30 and massively behind in life in every way possible. I see no way of catching up in any realistic timeframe. I'm not building a career, developing myself, building a family, or any of the rest that everyone else seems to have by now. I completely wasted my twenties and now it's too late. I wasted my youth and life will only get harder when I was already struggling to keep my head above water in the easiest part of my life.
Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the human anusin order to generate an acute burning sensation. Historically this was possibly a method of punishment, and it has since been adopted as a practice of BDSM
if you go in hostels can you check out really early in the day
>>223695032idea: this but in the cockhole
>>223694965pakis have always said bro>u get me bro i fucked me sister bro got me bmw on tick from me cousin bro u get me innit?
>>223695025>I completely wasted my twenties and now it's too lateshut up bitch you're not even 30 you can go and do something tomorrow if you want
>>223695032people be making up anything just to add it to the wikipedias
>>223695007If I download a tracked UPS shipping label QR code could you send your used next jeans to my house please
>>223695006I'm one of the 4%. I would prefer more, particularly from south east asia and south america
>>223695025it only gets worse
>>223694921i'm sure all mothers have moments like that, the thing is to deal with it maturely and not broadcast it for meaningless validation
time to force this meme
>kid outside crashing screaming he wants to die and kill himself for 5 mins and goinghope's he's just trying to get out of trouble
already taken a sleeping pill now will be out cold before 9. just prefer being asleep to being awake i think.
>>223695032will be giving this a go
>>223695052i've always said bro and i was born in 2002 and there are 0 pakis anywhere near me
q tip up me japseye
>>223695044no youre not allowed to leave
>>223695089the rapper?
>>223695044no that is definitely not allowed
>i was born in 2002
>>223695082that's life in Europa in 2026 isn't it
>>223695006the country wouldn't function without 'high' immigration which is why no government meaningfully restricts itI don't even know how one would theoretically fix the root cause without forced breeding and even that would take a generation to materially reduce the number of migrants needed
Get these BEGGARS outta here
How many hours have you spent on /brit/ today playing make believe and posting about imaginary posters to get the attention of other men in the thread?
>>223695111ktim!
gyaly n baddies on a riddim
>>223695025im "building a career" and "developing myself" and i think about suicide multiple times every hour every day
>>223695120basically all my waking time which isnt a lot because ive spent most of it in bed self loathing x
>>2236951202, just not enough is it
>>223695025Most men throughout all of human history lived utterly miserable lives in grinding, crushing poverty and died by 35 of old age working on a field. All of your expectations are modern notions that only really began in the late 20th century through popular culture and media. You're doing fine just live your life and understand you're not living in a hollywood film and almost all of us lead mediocre lives
>>22369512020 hours and 26 minutes
>>223695056I have equal or less life experience than someone just entering their twenties. I'll never get that time back. I can't catch up in a year or two.
Im a sad little freak
>>223695142all of them are dog ugly compared to Nora Fawn and Soogsx. get some taste
>>223695025Tomorrow is a new day
>>223695165so whatyou don't need to catch up to anyone you can just make your own life better without comparing it to normals
>>223695172cap
Really want it all to be over
>>223695165don’t compare yourself to others
whenever I feel like a loser at 34 I watch a couple of police activity/ mid west safety videos where 17 year olds get 500 life sentences for shooting their whole family dead and on balance I've lead a kingly life in comparison
>>223695120Just came in. Think I'll stay a little while longer. Seems like what this threads really needs is a foreign flag schizoing up the place. And I'm more than happy to oblige, Neil
>gyaly n baddies on a riddim
>>223695165You have to start lying on your CV. Nobody checks qualifications in HR for most jobs
>>223695214theyve lived a life. you haven't
>>223695215we have like 8 foreign schizos here
>>223695214they had more balls in 10 minutes than you've had in your entire lifeyou're bitch made
he's only gone and been kicked out again
>>223695025I missed out on teen love, I can never go back. Never been on a lads holiday, I never had friends. I can't even get a passport now.
just got off the phone with big andy, this will be the final /brit/
>>223695244dating before feminism
>>223695249
>>223695197her @ literally says junkie
>>223695249>>223695259Yeah now they're going to spend potentially up to 80 years in prison LOL
Genuinely feel a mental health crisis is around the corner for me with all these ALDI shifts
>>223695162>nogoy I mean nobody was happy until try jews ruled the worldOkay little hat
shitting poo into my bum
why is nobody stopping this
>>223695298so will you, a prison of your own making by inaction
>>223695254One more can't hurt then, can it. Your general seems healthier than ours at least. It hasn't been fun lately, lads
>>223695146At least you are getting somewhere and living a life
>>223695260chips go ON TOP fucking dogeating retardturks
>>223695300>t.
>>223695322Okay spaki but this isn't going to cure your autism
>>223695321Bants
>>223695263> can't even get a passport nowwhy not?
>>223695321I'm team AI personally. Skynet couldn't possibly come into existence any further. Total normie eradication
>>223695321money. the line must go up
>>223695322>>223695324>>223695333>>223695339could've sworn i clicked /brit/
>>223695359
Got eggy burps :/eating a cheese string to cure it
>Shawn Brent Christian (born 14 September 1975) is a Pitcairnese politician who has served as Mayor of the Pitcairn Islands since 2026, having previously held the office between 2014 and 2019. He previously served a prison sentence after being convicted of child rape.
Where is ****e****e?
wanking my cock to /brit/
>>223695260I thought this freak made a "I'm leaving due to the abuse" video?
>>223695294how tf you find this place mayweather
>>223695359Oy Nigel, being rayciss are we? Britain is for everyone. Be glad I'm not trying to communicate in beersteins and bratwurst. Already integrating myself. can't you see?
oops left a name on haha
toilmongs out in full force
heather greeeeennnnnnn jus so yuh knowwwww
I have just watched part of his latest video, and frankly I am appalled. He was in Padstow reviewing a fish and chip shop, owned by the same people who own the two pasty shops. The same pasty shops which Danny v food reviewed.The title of Gary's video, says he was "thrown" out of the fish an chip shop, because of their previous visits and comments about the food ect. He mentioned that TripAdvisor had been bombarded with one star reviews for the pasty shop, because of Danny's visit. He did at least say that this is the wrong approach.So Gary puts on a ridiculous wig, and allegedly goes to the fish & chip shop, where he is asked to leave. This supposedly happened off camera. So he made a very poor attempt at humour, at the expense of the owners of the pasty and fish & chip shop.I don't know if you or any of your cronies read Gary, but since you teamed up with Danny, your integrity, if you ever had any, has plummeted. You have gone right down in my estimation.
>>223695348Don't know anyone to countersign the application form.
>>223695025Wanna buy my newly purchased first home on a busy main road off me for £190k?
>>223695300remember light cuts, brookie. maximum attention for the least scarring
>>223695433I`mNo longer Afan ..
>>223695440surely it's been two years now
country full of pondlife cunts including you. fuck you
>>223695436How did you get to this stage in your life? Has never come a point where you assessed where you were going wrong and tried to change anything? Even change gradually over time at your own pace? Anything?
>>223695433he did a video a while ago about how people in public hated on him straight to his facenow i understand those people
>>223695466
>>223695486suck ya mum
>>223695486incelt
stunning rorke victory
just scranned so much chocolate im an evil fat nigga
>>223695533sick some up into me gob like a mummy bird
>>223695492What should I change?
>>223695503went to walkers fish and chips in truro and the chips were literally raw
>>223695549shut up NIGGA
>>223695025nobody gives a shit
>>223695520rorke sleep paralysis demon
>>223695478Fine, 195k
>>223695440I have not enough for my own home. I have no skills and I am a useless waste of space with no value in the real world. All of this in spite of what I try to convince myself to believe otherwise.
>>223695556what do you mean 'raw' they are potatoes you retard
>>223695433>>223695466>>223695499the anti gary incel brigade has arrived right on cueyou know what me and my fellow shaggers do on saturday nights post-shag, we flick on gary eats on our phones at the pubmeanwhile you're all home alone downvoting his vids whilst wanking to trannard pornsad!
>>223695561greedy little fat bastard
>>223695570still hate it there lad?
>>223695433just watched that myself
>>223695579the potato inside was literally raw
>>223695550I don't know you mate. I'm just saying most people have the emotional intelligence and self-awareness to at least recognise when things are going downhill, but getting to the point where you've just missed out everything in life and can't even get a co-signature, it sounds like you've been avoiding a confrontation with yourself
Mad how somebody could just run to you and stab you with an HIV needle and disappear5 seconds and your body is infected with a terminal illness which will repulse all people and especially romantic partners
cornwall mate you in?how are you liking the new pokopia dlc
>>223695556is that the one in front of a carpark. I went there once and there was a girl with massive chebs working
>>223695596potatoes can't be raw they arent meat ffs
I spend all day playing vidya and posting on 4chan. I'm in my 30s and I have achieved nothing.
>>223695579well you've embarrassed yourself
all the seasidemark videos, the slop food reviews and the gay /brit/ chanting shite is all coming from employed woman. She's so cute, I'm in love with her
I miss Britain ngl. How have you lads been faring?Looked grim from the outside. Brexit happened then stupor, one PM more incompetent than the last. Keir Wanker is gone, isn't he? His Manchester cronie is suppoed to take over, right? Loved the Take a Knee riots. You showed the Bobbies what's what. Shame it ended so quickly. Loved seeing NI rioting
>>223695616but in the gaming world, you're a winner
>>223695602coppers and paramedics spend their 9to5 getting bitten by hiv+ hepatitis herpes zombies
omd
>>223695626fuck up cringecase
my life a gay porn gay porn gay porn gay porn my life a gay porn
gary is ordering his steak medium because the viewers "can't stand the blood"hmm
>>223695626pajeet's first day on the engagement farm
>>223695616You're still drawing breath. That's something
>>223695644s
>>223695586Not so much these days mate. I even leave the living room door open sometimes and the traffic noise doesn't annoy me as much. I also havent seen or heard the lower class single mother next door for a while and she hasn't had her druggy friend over so it's been nice. Would still move house tomorrow if I got an inheritance. >>223695576Ok but surely 195k is affordable. You only need 19k saved for a deposit. I'll give you the fridge for free too because idk how the fuck I'm going to get it out of the house desu
>>223695612yeah in front of the mong carpark. never saw that girl>>223695613yes they literally can i fucking ate the fucking thing matepotatoes can be uncooked
had this yesterday and pardon my french but it was bl**dy excellent
>>223695606peng
>>223695674difference between being uncooked and raw i have a tin of soup downstairs that doesnt mean its raw does it
https://poople.io/
>>223695626I heard in Germany you can report your neighbours for the slightest grievance. Is this true and if so how do I move there.
>>223695643NHK!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xml9It_PP4
prior to 2008, people used to be offered mortgages with no deposit at all, and the amount could be up to 8x your wage. They wouldn't even check to verify it.
>>223695626
>>223695700i'd munch her box if you know what i mean
>>223695718says a lot doesnt it
veee dont do zat in germany
>>223695702that soup has been cooked already you fool
in which african/caribbean country will I be treated like this?
>>223695702retard
sucking a coffee
>>223695744dunno
>>223695669I was about to write something some calling the integrity of your genealogy into question. Is it that bad? What's gonna happen now? If you want to talk about it, that is. I miss Staines, I miss London. I miss Windsor. I don't particularly Hounslow or Thornton. That was shit even ten years ago. Mate of mine got jumped just walking down the street. I remember that. Nobody dared fucking with the Kraut though apparently. Maybe because I had a bottle in my hand at almost all times
in need of a brutal gangblacking
>>223695111>1989
>>223695747
only got around 16k saved and somehow that's above average. is it really that bad everywhere?
>>223695700Mental how our women ruin themselves with horrendous makeup and terrible eyebrows
>>223695700>we have different varieties of fish>cod>haddock>scampi (not a fish)
only 1 pill of oxy left
>>223695744south africa is pretty good for itthey come clean and wash everything for you without askingplenty of fit white women there as well
>>223695744jamAIca
lol remember chip shop diva
>>223695783vg
maybe if they seasoned the batter then fish and chips would be more tasty
>>223695771Don't most people in the UK have less than 1k saved?
>>223695771Most people have shit jobs paying 20k and then have multiple kids.
>Why phones on loudspeaker may become just another noise
>>223695789gormless lass she was
Will you shut up man
when I get fish and chips I like to get rock
>>223695771got £700 myself x
>>223695808UP THE RA
>>223695815>gormlessktim
>>223695798fancy restaurant near me that does this it's more like tempura tho it's fucking peng normal batter would be weird seasoned tho just whack a bit of salt on it, if it's fried properly then it gets flavour from the oil
>>223694921uhhh women realize they chose the guy that impregnated them right??? Like out of hundreds or potentially thousands of suitors she decided that guy was the right one to spew in her. No need to write a dissertation about how bad it is.
PENG
i was going to save for a deposit for a house but then i realised suburbia is fucking boring as shit and the isolation turns you into a bitter freak, so why waste your years waiting for tomorrow when tomorrow is shit to begin with
>>223695771A single man working full time renting can only save 10k a year at most if he lives like an absolute incel
doing a ching chong dance
a good quality fish and chips with tartare sauce has to be one of the best things on the planet
>>223695771£35k me
>>223695808>article goes on to say how more non whites use speakerphone in publicThey were the cunts who started it and zoomers copied them
>>223695838We will most likely not die in peace. I can tell you that much
labubus
>>223695837should've left the tips off the spires imo
>>223695859zoomers and non whites are all the same thing in my eyes
>>223695857Walked out of a chippy the other day when I saw it was £13 for cod and chips
>>223695857for me it's just a bit of salt and some lemon for the fish, not a big sauce man
>>223695838Live on a busy main road instead
imagine working in a tesco must be soul destroying
>>223695857Free Sikh food is better
>>223695857agree proper salted lovely batter one of the best foods outtherealong with pad see eweproper aglio e olioand like properly cooked piece of prime fish like blackcod with a lovely sauce phoah
why do people think Dostoyevsky is some kind of mysterious le fallen man deep esoteric ascetic? His books are alright but a lot of it is just padding to fill pages
and that's a good thing
>>223695913
>>223695906That makes you sikh
>>223695917dunno never read his work cause im thick
>>223695874you may not circumcise the spires
I am too afraid to live life to the fullest. Life is wasted on me. I know it and I still can't fix it. I have no desires. I have no memories. I only exist.
bitch on the pension suck my dong
Hi everyone. Or expect the amount of cancer itt to rise as "revenge" because jealously lolol
they should let me work the night shift at Asda 5 days a week despite having a full time job already. i could put headphones in and put stuff on shelves for 5 hours before going to bed
>>223695917can't read me
>>223695917not read any of his stuff because its always seemed dry and boring to me. i suppose that makes me intelligent
>>223695902my local one seems to only ever have one person working there and they have to stack the shelves while leaving the till and every time someone needs ID for a red bull at the self checkout you have to call them over, complete nightmare company to work for i imagine
Rorke abseiling into the thread like vintage Sting circa 1990s
>>223695902think it would be better than my office toil
>>223695952most intelligent brit poster
I only read manga and light novels about siblings that fuck
>>223695917He isn't padding he's waffling. He's just pouring his own grief into the pages. He never laid acclaim to being that genius both leftoids and chuds praise him to be
>>223695947I'd do a shit at the back of the shelves so when you put your arm in to get the thing at the back you end up with a pooey hand
read 5 Dostoyevsky books me
>>223695970>>223695952kek
>>223695960I got ID'd for a craft knife last week, I'm 33
>>223695987i'd report you to the police?
right well well right
>>223696016pooey hand police
>>223695808clown world
>>223696015that's a boy mouse
From someone who had arday as a lecturer>the only reason I wasn’t happy with 70% was due to my white privilegeScromit
my mam's my only friend
>I'm 33
>>223695606kind gyaru
I am a depressed freak and I will never be normal
>>223696073:)
>>223696073ktim
>>223696076I was posting in /brit/ before you were born mate
>>223696066social equity is so fucking retarded it's like these people have never read Harrison Bergeron
>>223696066where'sthis fromalso>75% averagewild that's soimperssive in the humanitys like top of the year tier
>>223696050welp
>>223696073At least you have a mum. Some anons don't even have that
>>223696100so what unc?i was shagging birds in uni when you were posting gimmicks on /brit/ for 3 people to read
>>223696015Sexo
booked a week of work
>>223696118r/uniuk
>>223696147link thread pls
>>223696140a week of work yeah?
>>223696156https://www.reddit.com/r/UniUK/s/jjXJowDI8I
>>223696088ktim
>>223696147mental how leftypol wants all institutions staffed with people like him.
>>223696168yeah, you want some work?
>>223696153a generation of zoomer men will rope in their 30s
how to deal with being a 36 year old incel
>>223696194aye go on then
so grateful to be british and have good tape water after seeing what american tap what can do to people. i pray perze hilton has a speedy recovery x
holy fuck
booked a week off work, not the week of work I just booked, a different week
>>223696197>>223696219no one finds this funny
>>223696219mad x
ivermectin for tea
>>223696153It's like a spectre going around the world. Is anyone still happy? I have achieved none of my goals and I got lucky still. It's all fucked
thought roehampton was like an average shitty uni but it's a really, really shitty one apparently
Glenda had kittens
>>223696235you're not simon cowell mate piss off
actually mad how he was allowed into academia in the first place
>>223696258beautiful babes
Kaitlin Collins is 5 years off being a zoomer so I will class her as an honorary zoomer x
>>223696147all non STEM academia should be abolished
>>223696235It's not meant to be funny either you mongrel
>>223696258little sket
me own mam...a fookin friend
I want attention
>>223696258CUTE
>>223696272most intelligent brit poster
>>223696259br
I keep wondering how covid would have gone if all global communication went down, internet radio television phones all of it it would have been crazy i imagine but i can only imagine it I don't suppose it would have lasted long but what if it was for like a week or so or maybe even a month
>>223696258AW look at them. Are you going to keep them?
need to get alwaysslightlysleepy pregnant
>>223696131gimmicks last longer than you do
>>223696272nobut, only about 3% of the people studying humanities should be studying them
>>223696300ok
>>223696304grow up you fucking weirdo
brad ree roarsh
>>223696307howl
>>223696300.
>>223696320Oh grow the fuck up
>>223696304Don't see the appeal of her, her glasses make her look fucking ugly
err well that was rude
new
>>223696300The UK and Germany would have probably gone into hyper authoritarianism overdrive. It was bad enough as it was. The Krauts begged for the next lockdown. Anything to deprive to someone of anything. Spiteful boomer goblins. 'ate em me
>>223696320>>223696340Screaming at this for some reason
>>223696258bless them
the new>>>
gary barlow
Like what if all communications had just gone down and when it came back they announced they had the vaccines ready
>In June 2014, she was hired by The Daily Caller as an entertainment reporter.>While she was still with The Daily Caller, Collins was invited to make several appearances on CNN. At a White House correspondent event in spring 2017, she met network president Jeff Zucker and thanked him for having her on despite the ideological nature of her employer at the time.>In July 2017, CNN hired Collins as part of its efforts in covering presidential news.she clearly is a right winger at heart and only went to CNN because a jew made her an offer she couldn't turn down
Give me attention in the new
>>223696414>>223696414>>223696414
yeah its all just friendly, organic, community-led banter among friends and not an automated spambot at all.
>>223696406shat on stage
>>223696066>Black, ethnic minority and female studentsYou always know it's a white women when they tack that female part on.
