:/

i believe this thread will be better than the last one

a new day, a new thread

/brit/ is now pro-zendaya

i don't think i will ever pay for a videogame again unless its like 1 or 2 dollars.
I can't believe i only got into piracy last year, it's a pretty cool thing.

Never really got nrom McDonald's humour

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drinkin kanar with damar subedish

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>>223700991

>>223700991
did they declare independence

>>223700991
she's a good actress, so is tom holland, i just wish they weren't in every single movie.

>>223700994
I'd pay 20 tops

>>223700997
always wondered where he got his ideas from

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>>223700991

>>223701013
me on the right

Friedhelm von Rorkenheim

>>223700991
She's cute

>>223701013
miss him

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pineapple owl

>>223701029
*shags you*

Reminds me of that tragedy

raw egg nationalist revealing his ugly gypsy face had to be one of the biggest aura losses in posting history

NileRed's vocal patter is really awful

>>223700964
based edish

>>223701042
kill yourself

>>223701051
Fortunately he's good with the chemicals

>>223701060
Sorry mate. Appears I'm not eligible for the MAID program

do you think they should go through with the right to die stuff brit I'm thinking about signing up
not to die obviously but to help knock off some of the old buggers

>>223701050
I know those words but the order you've used them makes no sense

>>223701013
I say this not as an insult, but he had gamer face. I think he'd have been happy if he became obsessed with dark souls or something like that.
rip

HATE moths
how the fuck do they always manage to get in here

>>223701064
if he had a twin they could make some great music in the 90s and 2000s

>>223701068
is this real?

Feeling happy
Got no purpose really but whatevs

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co-worker took me into a side room today and told me that him and all the other co workers have been complaining about me don't trust me to do the easiest of tasks because they are afraid of me fucking it up. He said they all think I'm hostile and have a bad attitude. He said i've made multiple mistakes and done things incorrectly almost every day in the 2 months ive been there. He said i even unbox stuff incorrectly. He asked me what everyone else needs to do to improve my poor performance and all i could come up with is more "training"
the entire time he was grilling me i was looking down at the ground
genuinely felt like crying, one of the most humiliating experiences in recent years
I'm 100% positive I'm going to be fired soon
I'm currently getting drunk

>>223700997
i got into him and watching all his podcast shows during covid lockdowns and then cried when he died. there's something about grouchy old men with high intelligence and soft hearts

>>223701086
I do not mind them

Any funny little man in

>>223701069
Honestly? Yes. I'd rather go out in peace that being a vegetable being abused by foreign mongrels when I can't even wipe my own arse. Slippery slope though. Voluntary today, strongly encouraged in 30 years. You know how they are

>>223701099
Just kill them all nigga this is america

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>>223701068

>>223701086
I like rosy maple moths

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>>223701090
no

>>223701013
are those implants, he looks like a freak

>>223701106
yeah we know how you are germoid

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15 million sounds like a lot. Well no, because-

*pushes mic with chin*

-the occupation lasted 50 years. That's an average of 300,000 occupation-related deaths per year. On all of Bajor, the entire planet.

Bajor's total population is 3.8 billion. Thus the annual rate of occupation-related deaths is 1 out of every 12,666 Bajorans per year.

That's low. Incredibly low.

Let's compare to some real-life numbers from Qo'noS. Damar, pull up some of those stats.

>>223701086
the light was on

how new is this "canadian"

>>223701069
i'm hoping it's available worldwide by the time i'm an old man. I'd rather live to 70 and die happy than live to 80 and have the last 10 years be pure misery.

>>223701113
i really do hate their fucking guts
he was right about me being hostile because i don't want to interact with them at all and every time they talk to me or tell me to do something i want to tell them to go fuck themselves
one is a SEA monkey and the other is a white guy
they are both ex military ZOGbot mercs

>>223701146
How new are you

... being punched in the head by my nigerian carebame while my ipad is stolen at home ...

>>223701160
i was born yesterday

>>223701144
it wasnt thats the thing

>>223701146
there's like 3 of us in this thread

>>223701152
I'm hoping it's the other way around, it's been pure misery so far maybe there's a decade of glory at the end

>>223700233
good post thanks

>>223701156
Are you stocking shelves?

>>223701179
janny wont like this

Canada >.< xx

none of the canadians ever stuck out to me
cant even tell dtfic half the time

>>223701187
no, i work in a data center

>>223701179
Wasn't asking you though was I

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>>223699997
you should care what people think of you

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>>223701180
it was attracted to the light and warmth of your heart <3

doing some insane stinky farts in my bed right now and sniffing them

>>223701195
maybe dtfic made it in the end

>>223701133
Are you Rorke? The Everseething? The eternal Bum pained? The Neurally pressed?

wish nanberg would stop trying to help with my diet
got me these low calorie chocolates for 'cravings' and Ive just ate them all in one go lol

>>223701202
Don't listen to a word I say
(Hey)
The screams all sound the same
(Hey)

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>>223701195
good

>>223701212
whats your name?

>>223701212
mumberg would buy me sweets and then cry when she found them in the trash

>>223701209
yes

>>223701212
She's just trying to help because she cares

the past feels like the future

>>223701245
the world of the mighty boosh

>>223701209
RORKE DONE. YHE END

>>223701230
mumberg would bring me cake and cans of coke and other toxic diabetes slop because "youre skinny and need to fatten up" stupid inbred hag

>>223701099
Brutal. Sorry that happened mate. I'd quit but you'll probably get a better severance package if they fire you. Don't worry mate I guess it just wasn't for you. I'm sure you'll find the right job, it'll just take time. As for your colleagues, I guess just try to be as nice and positive as you can while you're there and let them know you're trying. It also sounds like you're right, you haven't been trained properly.

>>223701212
careful stuffing yourself with those types of no sugar sweets is how you end up spending all night on the toilet wishing you were dead

>>223701239
i know i know
wasnt said with malice

>>223701199
Thats bleak. One day it'll all be a distant memory. Just focus on your next moves and what you like doing. Also cut the drink, that's not going to help you have the self-respect to look people like that in the eye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1qpAR1LPY

I like watching cooking videos, it's relaxing

>>223701263
ktim but instead of cooking videos it's gay porn

unpopular opinion but canadians are the most based of the anglosphere countries (second to britain of course)

>>223701270
wtf same

>>223701260
can she try that right to die thing

>>223701083
What's gamer face?

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>>223701263
same
i love learning new skills and techniques from marco

>>223701245
>A sense of foreshortened future is a symptom of PTSD where people feel like they won't live long or meet life goals.
You can get pip for that

>>223701272
I like the kiwis and ozzies a bit more

>>223701286
would actually headbutt you if you said that to me in person

anyone here unironically watch gay porn then?

>>223701292
little splash of oliv ol

Any hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer men in

>>223701306
the convicts can be funnier but the canadians have more brains

>>223701315
just the poo kind cause I think farts are funny haha

>>223701324
and six stock pots

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>Wasn't asking you though was I

>>223701302
Been living like this all my life. I just assumed I'd be dead by 30.

might put the heating on

>>223701260
Can you offer your nan some of the choc'let to share with you as a common bonding experience, while you chat? Only you would have injected hers with a powerful laxative then follow her to the bathroom recording for your grandpa's entertainment.

>>223701307
aww :( sorry I was just joshing I hope you're both doing well

If you had a gay friend and he started an Onlyfans would you subscribe to support him?

Watching narcos with rorkeypopsowitz while im visiting him in florida

>>223701349
my reply was also in jest mate relax

my butt is smelly

>>223701357
ever shag him up the arse

do we have anyone not posting in jest?

>>223701363
well don't I feel silly then

>>223701369
Nh

>>223701354
you'd be better off just handing them cash so they get all of it without any cut being taken, and then they can bum you for real

>>223701292
3k caloroonies

it is mental how much you can lie to yourself desu
id been wanking to gay porn for over 10 years before I realised I wasn't fully straight

>>223701371
Me, im an earnest, excitable and jovial american beast

you're a buntyman, you're an uphill gardener, you're a 2-pin din plug, you're doing a little gay porn jig

>>223701099
>>223701254
Yeah sometimes you just get stuck in a shit job

I graduated in 2022, was NEET for a while which made me depressed on top of being socially stunted and miserable from two years of lockdowns. Eventually became desperate to start working so I got my first full-time job in my professional field.

For the whole 3 years I had that job I really didn't truly like the retards I was working with. It was mostly gossipy working class women and they were all annoying and performative. There were a few people I liked but eventually I decided I'd grown out of it and moved on, and I'm IMMEASURABLY happier and more relaxed now.

Only regret is I didn't move on sooner, but I was handcuffed by a contract. Feels like those years were kinda wasted.

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>>223701371
hi

Both pizza hut delivery stores in my town have closed. A bit of a shame. I stopped ordering from them because it's way too expensive. Everything was an up sell. Paying extra for side 'ugprades' make the deals an absolute rip off. Food was decent but it did start to go down in quality. When will they learn. Bang for buck is the driving factor in takeaway food.

nilesred going onto 3x speed

big fat sloppy cocks farting out goo

gambling in real life poker games is awesome

>>223701410
My local Papa Johns recently closed. They simply can't compete with the 'aki 'za

>>223701431
wish I could do this but I'm a social phobe

dominos still doing alright it seems

ok bed time <3 love you

>>223701446
ok night x

im bi and prefer women in general, most blokes don't do it for me
but a bloke with just the right combo of fat and muscle?
with a thick fucking bubble arse and fat cock with a tasteful sprinkling of blonde hair on his tanned skin
he could do anything he wanted with me

how do they prevent cheating on online poker?

obviously perfect play on every hand yeah that's suspicious but you'd think people are running programs that play 90% accuracy to disguise themselves

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785698855107338.mp4

>>223701260
He said maliciouslingly acrosss the room

>>223701461
there is no perfect play, you play off of what you think your opponents will do, knowing your outs and stuff is just expected

don't feel like doing much

Sir Derek Acorah

that black Cambridge lad adamant he won the world poker series with a royal flush, twice

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>>223701491
isn't it the middle of the night for you? you should probably be sleeping

>>223701520
Don't feel like it

used to have constant periodical stutters on my old laptop. bought a completely new one from a different firm with entirely different components and still got the exact same stutters at some point but thankfully they're gone now.
my old laptop used to shock my left hand resting on it for some reason. my new laptop shocks me too in almost the very same place but this time it's from the plugged in headphones jack (it's built the way that it has an exposed metallic thread for a 2.5 adapter that has no separation from the jack and some retarded chink decided that it would be a good idea to put the socket right next to where my palm rests)

Can something be described as constant periodical?

Nearly fell asleep trying to read a post just now

>>223701555
my bloody mrs!

>>223701556
>>223701556
scrom

>>223701564
YELLING!

Hello

>>223701590
alri

@223701592
Im going to bed

Yeah me too. Fare thee well lads. Me little german bed with all its little Brothers Grimm dream in its pillows is waiting for me. Until next time then

Is Bonnie Blue a Patriot?

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>>223701530
well then just take it easy

bonnie poo

Count Nigler von Thug

>>223701514
so pengaleng it's unreal

Quick wank before bed...

>>223701641
yes

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good night girls
https://youtu.be/zAkQ6F-BJ1E

peng https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2083292472709702092

>>223701696
i look like this

Why is it so dead

>>223701703
u da man

don't click that link
any link that contains chiotte08 is vile gay scat porn

>>223701715
sleepin

did you do your fucking chores

yer da's a male nurse

>>223701756
And?

>>223701756
he's no

>>223701756
roar

>>223701756
ye hes the one who fingered your arse

Tfw no gf

Yer da sells Avon

yer da stars in gay scat porn

>>223701777
k
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m

>>223701086
moths are bro tier

i'm moth-coded

>>223701815
um, well that's clearly not a pigeon

Got faster internet and it lush

>>223701756
there was this one male nurse and he was super tall and just massive, and literally covered in tattoos. but he was really sweet and kind, his personality was completely different from how he looked

What the hell

>>223701861
Willy genuinely twitched at this

>>223701815
bbc pigdin translator must have been one of the very first jobs replaced with ai. or maybe it was ai all along

>>223701844
>>223701861
what the squeak

darling
darlin'

imagine if a pigeon had a bbc lol

us 100 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E72QpxNSLg&t=11s

Don't really like /brit/ at this time of night
Weird vibes

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Off to Lara Croft Way

>>223701931
would have been funnier if it was an arse instead of a foot

>>223701931
Not gay but that's hot

vanilla ice cream is the best

>>223701973
Very true!

rorke's da saying 'autism wasn’t a thing when I grew up' on his way to his private thunderbirds merchandise room

>>223701990
wasn't though.

>>223701431
poker looks cool, wish i had friends to play with.

>>223701973
agreed

>>223702025
It's a great way to lose friends

>>223701877
They probably pay a name 6 figures to do it

off to bed
goodnight

I had many funny things to post but I sobered up and forget them all

>>223702051
Night x

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missing shoko asahara badly lads

encouraging the cat

>>223702082
he's in a better place, whoever he was

demanding more from the cat

what was the deleted posts

Easy like a Sunday morning

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>>223701902
also beat his wives, i guess it was to be expected. neat to see such old video footage though

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>>223702043
no doubt

might become a guy who brings their own bowling ball to the bowling alley

>>223702120
It’s not even Saturday yet tranny