Mishima morning edition
Diego cracks me up
>>223706160rorke's great x100000000 granda
Deegz has got his cock out
he’s so mentally ill it’s insane
>>223706151How so
scranning a candy corn
>>223706180hi
>>223706187Saved it since last halloween did you you grot
ground beef pie
>>223706197
people throw the word soulless around a lot but australia is genuinely an example of a soulless culture, hedonistic, anti intellectual, take away the sun and natural beauty and its an incredibly grim place
>>223706226cap
>>223706217(* _ *)
>>223706226yeah alri donald horne
top 10 diddy caps of all time
watching a video of man walking around berlin
bro is an didy blud
>>223706226that also describes the UK in the 21st century
Just saw a girl in a cop cam who was called Americus ok
>>223706249more of a clive james man me
>>223706287swag name
>>223706226gd post
>>223706277>sun and natural beauty
feel like timmy turner's dad
How can you read Japanese Maple and call us soulless
i live in a dystopian chungus hell
>>223706300i was obviously referring to the first bit you sperg most of australia looks like this btw
>>223706226it's just middle class emphasis on mid
Feel like Sheldon Dinkleberg
>>223706334comfy
>>223706316>Japanese Maplethis is a book or?australia's soul lies in indigenuous community which you have crushed
im pregnant
Harold Bishop and Lou Carpenter was a GOAT friendship
my arse is pregnant with poo
There's a yank who is on here all hours of the day posting on a British VPN and he's comically argumentative, like all americans
>>223706363remember when stingray died? rip to a real nigga
Too scared to show my face online on social media, dating apps etc
>>223706334https://youtube.com/watch?v=pkU3cxLJxVg
https://www.france24.com/en/20080619-barroso-congratulates-uk-passing-eu-treaty-eu-lisbon-treatyCongratulations!
cuntboys
genuinely dont understand what that meant by reading japanese maple. how can you read a plant
>>223706356https://www.clivejames.com/japanese-maple.html
>>223706388pathetic drips like you deserve your shit lives.
>>223706393The Irish were then forced to vote for it again (with a threat of later votes) until they got the right resultThey aren't angry enough about it
>>223706400*reads your palm*Says here you're a buzz kill.
Mince. It's mince.
please invest in the ASX and ensure australias prosperity
grand rising :)
>>223706406isnt clive james a soulless thriller fiction writer with his name on a million books he obviously didnt write
>>223706420your carers got you up early today fungus
>>223706428omds rorke
>>223706413In my humble opinion they should have been fined for voting wrong. A punishment of sorts until they get with the program.
>>223706420leftypol's rorke dad fuming about how he walks
>>223706432Fuck off bruce
clive warren and rebecca de mornay, in....
>>223706441"Look at home ground meating around like a right faggot"Dunt really work does it?
>>223706411Why you gotta be so mean to me
Need Emma Watson to do a shit in my mouth.
Bad boys bad boys
RIP Benny HarveyGet it? Get the reference? Haha!
>>223706448A Love of Two Brains
We at /brit/ prefer peppermint to spearmint
How about spearmint rhino? Rorkes sister works there.
>>223706486not true at all and the fact velo only do spearmint in 8mg or 14mg so I'm FORCED to buy 10mg peppermint is a travesty
>>223706486Mint this *shakes a soda and deposits a mentos inside of it and throws the bottle at you while grinning like a maniac also does a cool backflip and winks at the camera*
vape mong has to go on a rantgo have a vape bro! calm down bro!
we had bryce courtenay but he was from south africa also his books weren't actually that horribleand there's matthew reilly more recently I suppose
The major offense of Masonry to orthodox churches is that it encourages equal tolerance for all religions, and this tends, somewhat, to lessen dogmatic allegiance to any one religion. Those who insist you must accept their dogma fervently and renounce all others as devilish errors, correctly see this Masonic tendency as inimitable — to their faith.
Let us go ge t a ic ce cr ce ca cm
#Cymru Rydd
>>223706393>>>/pol/
>>223706519richard flanagan is good
>>223706532Let's be real all religions are spasticated and only paganism has a shred of credibility.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c0m78n739wktWhy didn't you go?
they should sell portable wifi like portable chargers where you store a bit for going somewhere there is none
currently playing fable on my old console the loading screens take atrociously long how did we have the patience back then
install rape machines in every home in the country
>>223706519>>223706559patrick voss is probably your most acclaimed at least 20th centuryi prefer shirley hazzardi think there's some aborigine heritage woman who is accliamed too but i dont know her work
Mad how there's no campaign in the UK for people to have more kids yet they fretting about birth rates and importing millions instead.
>>223706565hs?>>223706597>>223706559>>223706519patrick white who wrote voss rather lmaostate of me
>>223706597ah yes patrick voss, most well known for his novel White
>Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor ‘chased by man in balaclava’ while walking dogs
alright bro, don't get brolic
>>223706613no one asked idiot btw gods not real so get raped
>>223706619hahamy bad BOYO look abvoe u
>>223706626hs?
the speed of light is only constant in a vacuum
>>223706643dickheadget raped
>>223706658See?
>>223706667most loving atehist
hurling myself down the stairs like a wotanic beast
>>223706681s
wotang clan
I would have pulled Chris Hansen's pants down and started bumraping him right on cameraI came for a root I'm getting a root
Say the most racist thing I'll hear today
>>223706557https://www.france24.com/en/20081217-europe-parliament-mep-vote-against-longer-working-week-48-65
yooooo where da GILFs at????
>>223706710im english
diego be likeloklk bhow so? leaste retadyadgh asisthis
>>223706707i would've done the same right after using his jizzed up bum as lube for the second round
>>223706707most moral atheist
Rorke is a dumb chav. Leftypol is a dysgenic middle class true fund baby. Their lives are more similar than you may have thought.Tune into the LeftyRorke show to watch the swap lives for a month!
>EasyJet agrees to £5.7bn takeover by US firmSo what this means is a US firm has offered to take over the airline for £5.7 billion pounds and the airline has now agreed basically
>>223706778thanks stan
>>223706778insightful analysis
>>223706778cheers geoff
>>223706786diego do you support BNWO
>>223706778bizarre lie
Hate my fucking chav neighbours
>>223706801dunno what this means
>>223706807diego do you support VWRP
>>223706807its a christian youth movement to combat atheism and help young zoomers
>>223706817can you write thes out idk every incel acronym
>>223706804Did you know chaves are 700% more likely to kill their children under the age of 8?
>>223706824Vanguard FTSE All-World UCITS - (USD) Accumulating ETF
>>223706778thank gary
sparking the next transphobic, sexist or racist cunt the fuck out
>>223706844im all of those things, leftypops*gets in your face*and im still standing
rorke talking to the demon door that requires you to be obese and getting through it first try
>>223706823yeah i suppoty bnwo then obviously lol
>>223706866lmao
>>223706866s
>>223706866psianf
>>223706886dont know what this means
we are all homealone on the blessed day
sir diego
>>223706897poo screaming in a black mans face
i judge everyone by skin color firstthen it's up to them to change my mind
sir spencer "homealoneeveryfridaynight" diego, arise
>>223706928>blackcoward
>>223706928?
>>223706937least racist american
>>223706948gottem
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he's loving all this attention.
>>223707004yesYesYES!
did `hilarious` mousecunt steal deegsy's name againluckily none of the other losers on his discord server are awake to rim his arse hole over it
absolutely mental how every cunt at work is on annual leave literally every other day what the fuck am i missing here
>>223707022not mousenonce you mindraped schizo
Couldn't even stick to pretending to be Diego. Poor effort.
Call me Rorke
Fucking fuming team got here for 5:00 am and the fucking delivery wasn't here and the night crew last night didn't say so I basically had an hour with nothing to fucking do could've had extra sleep oh and the delivery still isn't fucking here I'm having to organise the fucking Hot Wheels cars because there's nothing else to fucking do
+1 to my postcounts
might convert to orthodoxy cos it's more based
>>223707056tommy robinson or farage?
>>223707101mn on a mad one
>>223707029you have 20-30 days of annual leave. that's like 4-6 weeks. at any given point a few people will be out. it's not the same people. daft cunt.
>>223707072your dads dead LMAO
>>223706657the rizz
>>223707029It's weird isn't it because when you're off you aren't there to notice yourself being off, isn't it mental? Tomorrow: Timezones. wtf it's 5am in New York right now
Can we talk about the gay porn already?!?!
>>223707145diego it's not even midday yet!even the cruisers arent on the heath YET
my life a gay porn ok
hrcord in full defence mode
HIS LIEFF A GHAYYY POOON
This has all the unfunny hallmarks of a Mousecord jape
mah gay purnVERY NICE
*does a little gay porn dance*
strapping diego to my chest in a baby harness and carry-fucking him
homoalonedefencecord melty in progress
>>223707182>>223707186hate posts like this you're all so fucking annoying
>cordshartyfags need to go back
god is gay
yeah europe is based the problem is only 3 countries in europe are actually providing all the money and making the good laws while the rest of them are basically thirdies who scrounge off themeurope would be relevant only if all the countries contributed equally
Miss the Queen so much x
>>223707214um
you dont understand, there is a clandestine discord who post everything i dislike
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>223707250this but uniironcially
>>223707223>>223707250This dog shit general is literally your entire life.
is there a forum that isn't deaddiscord is mostly spam and bots these days. where is the organic society?
>>223707267meltyberg
>>223707259diego whenever he sees a peaceful atheist family minding their own business
>>223707268dead internet theory my negro
>>223707268watsapp groups/private discords
>>223707267tragic I knowI should rope
>>2237072684chan.org/brit/
>>223707276I don't care, stop using this shit general as your social media platform. Go outside and calm down.
hi
>>223707277
got it on (you know what)
>>223707304bello
>>223707307the gay (fraser) porn?
>>223707304HI! HI! HI!
>>223707294project on
on Fridays at work they have planned in social time where we have to join a meeting and talk about ourselves to get to know each other more. hate itcant even tell the truth on there. nobody wants to know im spending the day prodding at Diego
>>223707314
Why is some spacker pretending to be homealone
>>223707339they'd love to haer about it mate
>>223707341you have no idea what youre up against
>>223707335get the name field filled spastic we all know who this is
Diego the narcissist absolutely malding mousey is stealing his thunder
>>223707370mousey absolutely dominated him he still has a grudge against the mouse to this day
>>223707349mousenonce famously did it once and it sent deegs into a mega melty so i think someone else is attempting the same
>>223707360
Daydreaming about what life would be like if I weren't a spacker freakazoid
>>223707339these are always so forced I've got no interest in socialising on teams calls. they even had a christmas party on teams last year that I did not attend if I want to get steaming sat in front of my computer I'll do it with my /brit/ pals
>>223707340Howling
>>223707401>christmas party on teamslitearl dystopia
picking at my toenails
raping...my OWN arse!at..uh, 4000000000000000 mph
I’ve got a big ole sack and big ole balls.
>>223707365projec ton
wish I could go super saiyan
https://youtu.be/g5DdrgBEwTM?t=856Even downs blokes have had sex.Get on it lads.
fungus mode...activate
>>223707427you'll do nothing
Don't have much life experience as I've spent most of my days in my smelly childhood bedroom
why are there so many people here obsessed with downies
>>223707413let me do it
>>223707427suepr saiyan is jokes in 2026if yo're not going ultra instinct why even live
just not pooing right lately don't know what's happened
@grok Hello
>>223707413
>>223707438scream this is me
My local government boss keeps feeding confidential information into copilotI bet this is happening everywhere
>>223707458Ian's grok chat leaked
>>223707438ktim
>>223707339we're currently talking about someone's dead neighbour. dont need this shit
Raise the retirement age
Don’t look at your grandpa’s sack. Don’t look at his balls.
they’re memholing the protests in Thetford
400mg of 69-FAG-POO up the shitter
Why do peaches instantly make me want to shit, I fucking love peaches
>>223707474s
Your grandpa’s big ole ball sack.
sneaking into the hospice ward and doing a fode screech in a dying cunts face
had never really heard much of thetford before i'm assuming it's full of poor and uneducated people
I am a freak
If you had invested $1000 a month in the S&P over the last 40 years you’d have approximately 7.2 million dollars in your retirement account.
Currently wanking my cock to bradley walsh inflation scat
>>223707523What the hell are you doing here
>>223707523you going to the friday night freak off?
>>223707509r
>>223707539...yh
>>223707523this is a shaggers general please leave
need a roz gf
reviving george floyd using wotanic magic and then fus roh dahing his reanimated corpse towards the sun at 19999999999999999999999999999999 mph
We're all dying. As soon as we're born, we begin to slowly die
>>223707495take laxatives if you like shitting that much
Examples (non-exhaustive): Firing a 3D printed firearm Firing a fully automatic rifle Firing a firearm with a high capacity magazineweird you arent allowed to shoot guns full auto on youtube or you get demonetized
>>223707536screaming at a poo at the thought of this happening
>>223707559shit sc
>>223707568FOY
>>223707495old man on his prune juice kek
sick of this sun now
faecal bellows at some of the irreverent musings
>>223707583alri george floyd
it Friday then
>>223707559fukng scr
>>223707581YWNBAW
>>223707430Maisie.
unleashing a torrent of fecal sludge on my nans head
>>223707594strange and potentially damaging lie
Sir George Floyd the Breathless
>>223707561i've been doing some dyingnow i'm doing some trying
>>223707583almost done with it now, summer's back has been broken
going to order some goyslop for lunch
suplexing my 882 year old uncle through a table
>>223707594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqI
>>223707559
>>223707594gotta get down on fried egg
going to empty my bowels and lift some weights ta ta
keyboard still smells like mackerel from the accident yesterday
Flying to Minneapolis when the zombie apocalypse starts so I can be the one to kill George floyd for the 2nd time
>>223707660this is your brain on racism
>>223707136
>>223707651I'm going to fill your mum's bowels while you're gone x
hello alright you alright
well that episode of frasier was naff
W O T A N I COTANIC
>>223707635yeh well done for understanding the reference you autistic dickhead
>>223706129https://youtu.be/UQl9Gvy80RU
>>223707635genuinely the ideo that defeated racism
>>223707708oh you nasty boy*rape you*
>>223707072God, the way you babble on about meaningless shite.. you really are a woman
>>223707708weird outburst
>>223707635would not have understood the reference without this, thank you
Grown men playing lets pretend online and posting abotu their online dollies.
>>223707757grown men raping your arse
>>223707764No he'd like that Would consider himself no longer a virgin
