https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1NBwezmqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1NBwezmqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1NBwezmqs
>>223715668https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786118128994540.mp4
kier starmer did a poo
we're all in here>>223715651>>223715651>>223715651
where is the love - black eyed peas
>>223715694we're all in here>>willybumfart
Chuddy bot checking (for women) in
I'll come back tonight after everybody's on cans
>>223715724blog on snorelord
Would love it if Diego was my landlord, imagine being late on rent>hi....ummmm....you didn't pay rent today*Picks the little runt up and puts him on top of my wardrobe*>AHHHH!!! Put me down!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!
>>223715638Haha that is indeed a rather funny photo
>>223715731I accept your concession.
last thread was one of the worst ever
>>223715724tonight? ;)
>>223715741?>>223715736i have this thing called aura so stuf like this deosnt happen
Gyaldem
tomato and basil pasta with a chicken breast that I sliced thin and smashed the fuck out of with a hammer and then spiced it with some jeet spices
Wonder if Diego liked the part in the bible where jesus called landlords worthless scum
why are window cleaners such cunts?
>>223715736hahahha oh my fucking god YES
>>223715755You heard. Don't play daft.
Diego promised us an Alley Cats reviewHe's going to let us down
>>223715765Dios mio!
um
>>223715764makingu p your own bible are you
snog on borelord
>>223715765What are you just here to turn incelncjids gay with sexy little cocks?
>>223715767>eveningyou sound like a total tard
right well that's a woman wanking her willy
>>223715802poo dildo... 19?...
>>223715767probably double bluffing like a real thief
soccer needs cheerleaderssomething to watch during that godawful, boring sport
1 of 19 and presumably more poo dildoes...
>>223715779just went to see what Ricky's saying about the negative reviews and he's just retweeting AI slop and people saying the bad reviews are due to people being offended
>>223715839Why aren't they obese black women
gyaldempedo tries to make a thread .. fails!
>>223715767mad how window cleaners here earn a pittance meanwhile in the us they are on 100k. reckon window cleaner in the uk is a good job for a junky
>>223715779??
snore on snoozelord
>>223715871don't think it's him>pedoFOY
>>223715898rattled gyaldempedo
>>223715888the cronem are showering
mmhmm they active
1 of 19 or more poo dildoes
get your omega-3's in
the difference between pedo and paedo originates from newspaper printing in the us in which newspapers would charge by the letter when someone posted a classified ad, perhaps looking to hire the services of a pedo
There's a Glaswegian that's kicking delivery riders off their bikes
>>223715947poo roar
DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BUM?
>>223715947noticing a rise in scottish racist incidents. thought they were the sensible moral nation and englishers were evil but I was mistaken.
Burnt me bloody bacon
>>223715839crystal palace have them
right well thats my mcflurry all over the fucking place
>>223715898epic fail!
>>223715983did you know the mcflurry was invented in new brunswick canada
>>223715983you're a child in an adult's body
>>223715973>>223715983clumsy cunts
>>223715983It's a sign from the Good Lord that you shouldn't be eating that slop.
>>223716011screamg ood post
>>223715983more of a frosty man myself
>>223715999*rapes you braindead*
let me eat my big arch, fries and mcflurry in peace you evil runts
>>223715668unemployed behaviour
doing quite possibly the most aryan, hyperborean Nietzschean, blond hair blue eyed beast youtube viewing of all time: [redacted at author's request due to the risk of 3rd worlders knowing what it could be]hitler (in spirit) is lounging in my guest chair enjoying some bratwurst with the kino
>>223715970its called being based
>>223716033bum cancer meal
>>223716047hs?
>>223716017What was odd about it?
>>223716033>brits can still get the big archimpossible to suffer in the UK and i'm getting sick of reading posts saying that othewrwise
>>223716033blog NO!
camgirl accidentally puked on a dildo yesterday
>>223715983you call yourself a man?
@grok who's she?
>>223716033which mcflurry did you get, luv?
>>223716090is it not permanent in americanever had it personally not paying 9 quid for a fucking burger
11<x<16
>>223716090you've already got a big ass
>Former Arsenal youth striker Vigar, who was 21, died in September last year after suffering a brain injury when he collided with a concrete barrier trying to keep a ball in play during a match at Wingate and Finchley.
>>223715888it's social housing so the council pay for it so why would I do it myself? I just have to organise it with the cleaner scumbags
>>223716121x<5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_OpBTIy0H0
>>223716146>>223715783
giovanni in pokemon was the player's dad right? did I make that up?
>>223715983right well thats my worst post of the day inexplicably a smash hit
*sluuurp*
he is staying inside by himself all night again
maybe /fit/ was right about the seed oilsespecially the rapeseed oil
>>223716135the wokes will be banning headers at this rate
>>223716203everyone loves a bit of schadenfreude
>>223716221I'm a chud so yes
write the song bite the thong
>>223716224for me it's hot water just smells lush
i don't get it if it's already nicotine why must it also taste fruity and sugary
>>223716250gor hope this is me tonightinnit
>>223716236fag
>>223716226not really the government's fault is it
You spawn in Piccadilly Gardens
>>223716135Really using a FORMER Arsenal player to grab news. These fans just want their 15 mins of fame and nothing more. They're from a small football club and trying to dictate what others do. This is just an accident nothing more and nothing less
>>223716259because of woke
>>223716261no thanks mate, i don't smoke
Perhaps footballers could wear airbags on their heads to keep the woke lot happy?
Favourite chess opening lads?
Yes we get it you want us to talk about your boring footballer story please go away now and make some friends
>>223716337you're seething
>>223716330resiging cos it's a boring fucking game
>>223716192Yeah you made it upHe's your rival's dad in the Gen 2 games
>>223716330king's prawn to king's prawn four
>>223716260Spoiler - It won't
>>223716286*Does a little chud dance*
>>223716135There are concrete walls everywhere. If you run into them, its going to hurt. Dont run into them is the best option
>>223716361lol ure nto wrong
>>223716090What you gonna do? Knife us?
doing the viral run headfirst into a concrete wall challenge
>>223716135they should remove goal posts too, those things are dangerous if you run blind head first into it
chess is a board game largely dependent on pot luck
2007 Children's TV advertising Advertising of foods high in fat, salt and sugar (HFSS) during and around children's TV programmes was banned by Ofcom. 2016 Soft Drinks Industry Levy The "sugar tax" heavily encouraged manufacturers to reduce sugar in soft drinks rather than outright banning them leading to many drinks reducing their sugar content.2018 Sugary drink refills Large restaurants in England were prohibited from offering unlimited free refills of sugary soft drinks. 2022 HFSS product placementSupermarkets in England were banned from displaying many unhealthy foods in prominent locations such as checkouts, store entrances and aisle ends. 2025 Multi-buy promotions"Buy One Get One Free" and similar volume-price promotions on many HFSS foods were banned in England. 2026 Junk food advertising Advertising of identifiable HFSS products was banned online at all times and on TV before 9 pm across the UK. 2026 Energy drinks The sale of high-caffeine energy drinks to under-16s in England was banned>Over the past 30 years, obesity in the UK has roughly doubledJust one more ban bro obesity will be solved bro just one more ban bro just ban one more thing bro just ban one ad one more store promotion bro just gimme that bro just ban one more thing bro
>>223716330Pretty sure I win way more often with the London but I rarely play it because I always instinctively start with king's pawn then kick myself.
>>223716427yup pot luck of how bored you are in your lfie to have dedicated time to study openings
its entire life. verifiable using the archive. cant make a single post worth reading
>>2237163301. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 d6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bd7 6. Nc3 Nxd4 7. Bxd7+ Qxd7 8. Qxd4 Nf6 9. Bg5 Be7 10. O-O-O O-O 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. e5 Bxe5 13. Qxe5 dxe5 14. Rxd7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rsdGjNWiIw
that Chelsea goalkeeper used to wear a helmet all the time. I would do if I was a professional and not just semi pro
yes please i'll have the £14.39 meal please
>>223716427That's majong
>>223716432screaminggovernment are so braindead and evil >>223716458mad how shit and expensive mcdonalds ismad people still buy it
>>223716432Don't want to say it's the government's fault but there was a small greengrocer nearby that is now a kizza shopI can't help but think if they weren't all allowed in it might still be a greengrocers
>>223716458and the burger doesn't even look like that
toil donewine openeddidn't make half four but given the week half five is fair dos
>>223716478it is good tbf though
>>223716485did you end up getting the mozzarella or not x
uh ohannounced late on a Friday so there's no backlash
rush hour - 1998
>>223716432nothing wrong with any of those bans. keep banning them
they're coming for our boy rickybros
>>223716511LOCKDOWN HARDERTHATS WHY IT DIDNT WORK REEEE
he’s going to be melting down all thread isn’t he?
>>223716330im too stupid to play chess.
>>223716515>tfw im such a contrarian that when everyone hates something this much part of me wants to find reasons to defend itffs lads
>>223716523all of those things are good things
>>223716499i did but just the low fat stuff as a token gesture of being healthy
>1103 calories The Big Arch with Bacon is roughly:2.2 X the calories of a Big Macabout half of a typical 2,000 kcal daily reference intake
dance hall days
>>223716533Be more specific and I'll give my thoughts
farting my poo arse off
>>223716545>noo bro take otu sugar and put in cancer sweeteners instead good job everyone
>>223716551>I am very intelligent!
>>223716515Stephen Merchant was the brains behind anything good that retard ever did
suffering terribly with ozempic vagina
>>223716551and they taste worse
>>223716575rape
>>223716551sounds like a good deal desu senpai
>>223716515mad how ONE fucking letter (the C) is all you need to read to know this bollocks review can be ignored!
>>223716572bizarre outburst
>>223716330queen's gambit accepted
>>223716604sc
Brits be eating a tomato and think it’s too spicy lmao
I was told you can't post the Peters
>>223716604sup smobie
>>223716370What are you, some kind of Chud?
>>223716564dont put in cancer sweeteners. gain a clue.
>>223716652LOL
>>223716636X'D oml we are like that tbf
>>223716573eyes bulging with imagined riches
>JUST IN: “Functionally illiterate” U.S. workers now earn roughly the same per hour as the average British worker. — FT
>>223716674O___o
>>223716674Who's she?
>>223716660diego i believe you will find true loveand your life will be amazingi remain positive forever
>>223716665how are there so many functionally illiterates
ugly tranny with a man's cock
>>223716683that has a penis anon
>with a man's cockas opposed to... a woman's?
>>223716694mexicans don't bother to learn englishnegroes are just retarded
>>223716694No idea honestly. Never had proof anyone I know can't read and I don't know what type of jobs those people would actually have
>>223716711Lies
>>223716713other animals have penises too
>>223716694yanks are all actually retarded
>>223716686hey i posted this yesterday, albeit a much higher quality version
>>223716713yh...
Why was the frogposter getting news alerts for functionally illiterate people?
>>223716737You be quiet or bad things will happen to you
>>223716691love you fot that thxu 2
Canadians be like>I’m not like the other yanks brit-senpai please notice me!
>>223716737he's a part of the retard fake jobs for yank retards RSS feed methinks
>>223716735 qay'be'
desperate, primal urge crawling under my skin to just start screaming a certain word and not stop until i lose my voice. you know the one...
Starting out what you're doing with the reason for doing it before saying what you are doing, instead of with the question you asked yourself, is the same as shakespearean writing
(8) the cronem activate (8)
>>223716761I genuinely think you’re working through some trauma here
>>223716761how long do you think you'll be posting this tripe for?
>>223716694most of /brit/ are higher level functionally illiterate
>it gets worselmao
>>223716784vgp
trannies are so fucking ugly stop posting them
>>223716330Hyperaccelerated Dragon
mould spores flyin'
>>223716812football manager regen looking ahh
>JUST IN: Andy 'Relentless on Small Boats' Burnham heard snorting loudly in disabled toilets along with former womaniser Steve Coogan in ancoats bar.
>>223716812That's obviously Michael Jackson
nigga named dave dave
Imagine banning trannies instead of taking them to dinner and romancing them. Couldn't be me.
>>223716821my arse when the fucking machine short circuits
>>223716840source?!?!?!?!
>>223716845it's dave dave
>>223716799next they'll discover he's not even black
leftypol's deity James O'Brien finally spoke about Jason Arday today
>>223716840he did a poo?
>>223716862Kek this is zieldberg
>>223716840>Steve CooganFor years there's been lots of innuendo about how he's massively into water sports (yes I know it's also a joke in I'm Alan Partridge)
>>223716859you ain't black!
>>223716907that's not right
>>223716033>>223716090the big arch is diagusting and expensive
>>223716907that is fucked up
>>223716915>>223716917how the fuck so
>>223716907((()))
poo snorting
>>223716799and he claims he got a $1.4 million advance, which actually may be possible
Chickens eat each other all the time
>>223716799no fucking way no way he said this
>>223716907Tiktok ragebaitslop
>>223716916fr just get a double QP 55g of protein and a nice greasy surprise
>>223716867I have never seen JOB show any semblance of remorse.
on the red wine i am
>>223716927making them cannibalize another chicken for a tiktok video is disgusting
>>223716799screamingthis nigga just sayin the first thing that come to mind and calling it his life
>>223716090mostly lettuce anyway
I'm a dog
>>223716941>Chickens eat each other all the timewtf it's true.......>>223716974No worse than you or some other black eating chicken on a tiktok video
>>223716799still less impressive than the average brit poster's "resume"
>Female flatmate has been sunbathing for the last few hours>Had a really long conversation with her in the kitchen>Was just a 40 minute exercise in trying not to stare at her tits
>>223715767right well he would definitely have nicked your stuff wouldn't he
>>223716989No dogs
>>223716978fat cunts pissing and shitting at this prospect
>>223716998get her pumped in her tight vagina
>>223716998shoulda just stared
>>223716992strange response
>>223716907chickens are honestly really creepy. i was terrified of them as a kid
>>223717006>>223717007Oh do grow the fuck up
>>223716090$22 plus tip plus delivery plus card fee
>>223716998ever sniff her knickers and perform the wanking ritual?
>>223716998but what about staring at her tummy or thighs or arsealso why havent u brought her out some wine and gone with her and said ohhh maybe u need some sun cream etcwhy r u so gay
couple of juvenile great tits outsideseen them a lot this summer but I don't think I've ever seen them around this area beforewonder if they moved in nearby
>>223717014you saw em
>>223716998apparently women can tell even when you have a quick glancefar too risky to not make an active effort to avoid it
>>223716998If you live with her and she's doing that idk you should just look Especially if you're friendsActually if she can't take that she doesn't deserve your friendship or you should just have sex Hae sex with her instead. In her tight vagina
>>223717031Ok so what? I did but I kept looking to the ceiling and doing a little whistle to stop myself from staring
>>223717021:O
Kathy 'Perry out of Kevin and Perry' 'also Gimme Gimme Gimme' Burke looking like an absolute BERK
bloody hell
>>223717056beta gay 0 auramega loserbrit poster maggotnever post here again even by our standards you are too much of an incel freak
OfficerBradley.png
>>223717062so what
>>223717062more like died park
>>223717062will that ever recover
>>223717056sc
>>223717056No you didn't
>>223717045>apparently women can tell even when you have a quick glanceThey can cause I remember I shagged a girl and she said she noticed I was looking at her arse (I was) for weeks priorAnd I was careful about it but still
>>223716799why would they pull it? sounds like a great read
saw some fantastic arses today
>>223717056shrieking at your autism
>>223717062>ban hosepipes >all the grass dies
>>223717062country just as shit as the continent nowgreen gassy summers are a thing of the past and they are never coming backthose days are done
made a mint selling the aerodynamic data to cause a cigarette ash to fly directly into my belly button to BAE Systems
omg some dead grass nooo better reply to myself to feign interest!!! >>223717059that's the best quote he could get?
>>223717056You live with your mum don't you incel boy Otherwise that's hot especially if you sit on the floor. Especially especially if she looks down on you and away and starts shaking them for some reason
>>223717062leftypol going there grabbing a few guyfriends and girlfriends and sitting in a circle drinking buzzballs and listening to sabrina carpenter and brownpantheress
yhe binble
>>223717119bit of a thinker, this one
>>223717045girls are used to it, from everyone all the time
>>223717128
stroking my gooncock to the thought of him shagging his flatmate
>>223717124You: seething about it in your smelly bedroom
>>223717093How do they know? So I can perv on them better Do they know if you look at their ponytail?
>>223717124wtf i love leftypol now that sounds like a fuckign VIBE(8) we're goin state side (8)(8) boots that's my ego BOOST (8)
>>223717095thisit will sell millions of copies
i deliberately don't look at attractive women, but that's probably just as bad isn't it
Done one of those poos that really hurts not because it's big but because it's rock solid
>>223717158its much worse
Mad how you lot havent realised diego is a deeply closeted gay Explains literally everything about him
im gay
>>223717161Practise
I don't think all women knowHot though
>>223717158women look away when they see me looking at themit's really grimthey turn their head like 90 degrees if we both walking at each other like in direction opposite to the side i'm passing them lol
>>223717176diego died years ago you have to let him go
>>223717150yes
Kensington Gardens: "It's weird how the trees look incredibly green compared to the grass - the whole thing is quite strange," says HawkesTress full of water they're doing finegrass can't compete
got a little peenor
Destroy women
>>223716799why does leftypol worship him?
>>223717176what on earth makes you think we haven't realised ithe's barely closeted not deeply
>>223717176Everyone knows that
>>223717186Evening Mousey. I've been at work today 5:00 am to 14:00 pm shift. How are you?
>>223717176hs?
>>223717157millions is stretching it a bit. usually books like that sell a few thousand copies at best, he might manage to double that to like 10 thousand copies sold
Grease
If you don't look at her boobs and literally look up to the ceiling and whistle you are basically a beta and probable cuckold. If not that's fine though it's ok to be a little beta I'd jerk off to that for some titties
>>223717209great post
>>223717171well fuck them stupid bitches
my fart's a radioso turn it up when you feel low
>>223717222yeah i guess so
if that arday book comes out i will buy itwell i will pirate it
Rape canadian idiots
Does buying 4 pints of milk every day give women the ick or will they start breastfeeding me
>>223717217>>223717218>>223717233attention seeking freakazoids
>>223717233meds
is mousenonce trying to reboot his presence in this thread with the chuddy malone gimmick after being doxxed?
arday? maybe if it was hard and gay you'd have my attention
>>223717300>>223717300>>223717300
tell it to my farttell me i'm the only one
I'd get off to that if it was 2 consenting adults
Me as one of the adults
Hehe I figured out a gemmy
Time to love women and get in bed and in 20-60 minutes wonder why I'm an incel chud
Hearing word that women know you're looking at theirnsss because it's the bottom half of their body. Actually, I think it would be a green flag for them (the femoids) if they somehow knew and in their knowing knew that you were looking at their head
I love ponytails. Not all of them though some are better than others
No
Might buy a weed vape and sit in public or a bus smoking it so when random people ask me what I'm doing I'll say I'm "hitting the penjamin"
Penjamin Malone
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