Let's get this thread off to a great start
>>223717300you are severely unwell
Mad how I knew the OP image before I clicked the link
>>223717319you say this about everyone4chan is your entire life (literally your entire life)
>>223717319
>>223717329project on
>>223717328
>>223717300imagine if instead of a penal colony australia had it's roots as a petah colony
>>223717343alri peter !!!shake that 'thang' !!!!
>>223717359Where is Poowong
peter griffinlois griffinchris griffin meg griffin stewie griffinbrian griffin
God bless this man. National treasure.
>>223717389the simptons
any voicecels in
Willy needs wanked but brainberg just isn't interested
>>223717359What about Mt Niggerhead
used to bounce on a dildo in tandem with each stroke of my flatmate getting plapped next door
>>223717424um
>>223717422thats mental illness x
>>223717388Would play with his poo.
>>223717382up bum bum creek
rape
>>223717390he's a crybaby cunt
>>223717424better off alone am i right ? x'Din the words of alice deejay
>>223717390can't believe he performed voodoo magic on keir starmer
>>223717460Weird thing to say after he said that. Are you a girl btw
oh cheeky cheeky oh naughty sneaky
>>223717416yeah
>>223717461What, like dossers that complain if you dare suggest that they shouldn't get money for doing fuck all?
the sloppy joe
eaten a packet of prawns just there so now the whole flat stinks of prawns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_L7A_UtnmUi really like the instrumentals of william it was really nothing.
>>223717498bros a mosquito
>>223717423that too would be up bum bum creek
>>223717494kel supreese
dont hear much about irish diaspora anymore
Mental that in a reverse world you'd be a refugee in Africa relaxing on a beach while the black men seethe at you and masturbate to WNWO BWC porn
Notice how Piehead stopped posting updates from Tim's X account? Funny that
>>223717494lmfao
>>223717416Yup. I sound somewhere between a teenage boy and a woman.
some toil freaks have toil tommorow screaming
https://voca.ro/188UxRf5RKuQ
>>223717541
>>223717541https://voca.ro/17RzjahURfXL
>>223717512i fucking love these
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786062466327837.webmleftypol thinks he's impervious to bullets
>>223717541>>223717564shriek
>>223717529>black men seethe at you and masturbate to WNWO BWC pornThey do this btw No matter what the news (brown people) and women (not people) tell you
mad how his name spelled backwards is gnorps mr alien
jeremy clarkson downing a bottle of olive oil so he can time his massive coronary when they are filming him crying over his droughted fields
>>223717565Chili con carne in a bun? You can go make one now you lazy little scrote
>>223717494the guardian article about the hate crime allegations and the atlantic article about the memoir from yesterday or today are absolutely brutal
>>223717564idgi
>>223717512So it's just mince between a roll
Mum keeps telling me off for saying my arse cries out for a raping
>>223717540LOL!
>>223717541scrom
>messaged my ex >she agreed to go out tomorrowThe world is healing
>>223717540get the webm posted
>>223717620ever shagged her up the arse?
>>223717541s
>>223717581Why are you such a vile little prick?
Imagine hating actually productive people like farmers and then running defence for fat retarded shits that do nothing but sit in their council houses and day drink. Oh wait, you're the latter, so of course you'd defend yourself.
Going to start doing v-ups>>223717620Bad news. You broke up for a reason!
https://voca.ro/1jtMwbamsLjG
>>223717522i know i even tried the deepest voice i could and my voice is actually pretty raspy tbqh
>>223717628No I'm not gay like you
https://voca.ro/1lynMoKR31Mp
mexican bolognese in a bread barm cake
>>223717668i haven't shagged your ex up the arsei would like to, though, if you can arrange that
>>223717639clarkson's not gonna give you a toothless methmouth blowjob. i'm sure you can find father figures other than that crying ashtray
>>223717699'ton
>>223717674bollocknese lol
>>223717699why so much jam x
who is that short fat man who lives in a psych ward that gets posted here now and then?
powerful
https://voca.ro/14a5fkhlZhsl
>>223717719r
>>223717711he goes by the name homealoneeveryfridaynight
>>223717311think her voice is deeper than mine
>>223717696Bro thought this was tuff
>>223717711sir homealoneonafridaynight
>>223717716third worlders would love this x
>>223717716c o n s o o m
>>223717699Looks good
>>223717711Tim? He doesnt live in a psych ward he lives in a care home
>>223717716well that's me convinced - i'm going to become a tranny
>mfw i pay £29.99 for a smash burger meal in north-east london
>>223717668don't get lippy with me sunshine
>>223717711timothy james byrnehe's a schizophrenic man who used to upload thousands of videos to his youtube channel until he started posting pictures of his willy and then they stuck him in a home
GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
say geronomio
Kino
>>223717637You can't even make it LMFAO get mummy to make it then you fucking fat cunt
look at him go
Hi>>223717748God forbid a white boy get a little motion
>>223717768based garf
>>223717748when you pour aldi gin on your syphilis sores
>>223717748served by niggas that look like this
got the can on
>>223717761Why do jeets think they can pull white women by doing circus tricks
>>223717768haha what's he like. where's he going with them the fat bugger lol
>>223717761These are the people that hate dogs btw >>223717780How did they get osyhillis? Can't trust you around kids
>>223717748i've seen a lot of slander against east london, what's wrong with it?
today was meant to be a day of joy and laughter with Alley Cats coming out but you've all been rather angry!
>>223717751Okay millennial
>>223717805We are awaiting Diego's review.
>>223717730>>223717737>>223717744>>223717754no not Tim or Diego the short fat man who films himself doing tiktoks in a psych ward in the uk
don't listen to a word I say
>>223717785Ian Watkins looking mfs
Chuddymelōn
>>223717805oh right, the new ricky gervais kino is out, i shall be watching it in a moment.
>>223717803https://www.roguesarnies.uk/
>>223717785niggas love cereal
>>223717388why cant he speak english if he himself, is a brittish bloke
umamusumehorsehorse
>playing game>Hey guys my girlfriend just st->*Me exploding his head*Get out normgroid. Go duoQ on league of legends
>>223717761laugh it off king x
>>223717785jack whitehall and ian watkins love child
>>223717856No
>>223717817I know who you mean there's a video of him when he falls backwards onto his bed. A lot of his videos involve him moving with swagger
>>223717856no horsenonce
>>223717888yes him!
>>223717848quite literally me
>>223717888never reply to me ever again tranny
>playing league of legends >Hey guys I just had sex!!!>Mfw obviously challenger elo top player and we win the game too
>>223717716replace right booth with gta 4
>>223717848Since I downloaded tiktok I've seen so many videos like this about experiences that I thought only happened to me but turns out they're common with other people ahah x
gta snore more like
ben shapiro made a movie
>>223717919never happened
someone post something funny
ive reached out to jason arday, to ask if he'd like to post herei figured he'd enjoy a place where he can spout any old bollocks and people will believe him
going to stay up quite late with this torrent i'm downloading
did a poo and it come out cube shaped
>>223717955I've had sex
right into the filter he goes then
>>223718005ye havenae
I will not drink tonight I WON'T !!!
You can't poo roar your own posts
he’s gotten so much more mentally ill over time, he wasn’t this bad 2 or 3 years ago
>>223717987Don't need another waffle bigger going around talking about biggers dicksin white women
got a little bit scared before thought this xanxa was going to kill me like started barely even breathing we good now tho
>>223718029who
where is zesty fodey
>>223718010that one nigga in finding nemo be like
>>223718029who? Could mean at least a dozen /brit/ posters or members of the /brit/ extended cinematic universe
>>223718010>>223718029you're talking about me aren't you
>>223718040Xanax is a good idea for staring at women back, in the EYES
>>223718025
>>223717987to be honest you could probably convince him this is some sort of underground neo nazi terror forum and you need him to use his platform to expose it just to make him look silly in public again
thank you to that user for using a name so i can easily filter it
>>223718050https://voca.ro/1lv2JI5lLbQo
NOOOOO
>>223718047
Cruising around Hamilton in my Ford fiesta with mousey in the passenger seat
>>223717987enjoy your police investigation and threats of litigation
>>223718064>"Hello my lovelies and welcome back to Pineapple Dance STUDIOS!"
>>223718066how yank feels leaving a meeting with israel correspondents
>>223718095Yous creeping about McDonald's car park?
been to london and you can tell its more expensive because you get much less mcdonald for say £20normally £20 gets you at least 2 proper meals but in london it only gets you 1 big meal
Mad how powerful the race card is. If I were a wog I'd use it to get out of everything
Why are some people ugly losers but really full of themselves But then there are people who are hot and successful but they're soft and meek
Yooooo I need someone grandma to come suck on my knob!!!!! Fr!
Btw some random black guy said that chud the builder only got prison for defending himself 8 times in one go when he got attacked with melee in melee range btw (by a black person), because of white supremacy. Someone in America got attacked and defended himself and him getting prison (for defending himself) against muh precious blackeroni is white supremacy because he's white so he should've been punished harder. Old ass Obama mf unc ahh
swear down
>>223718132>>223718134>>223718135>>223718138>>223718144
>>223718134only works for stupid low level things like train tickets and GP receptions
>>223718144
why do women get lip filler it never looks good
IM A N1GGER I CAN'T WORK OK!!!
>>22371815550 years old and childless Don't platform them they won't have grandkids anywayStop caring. Then I won't have to see your (their) shit you actually goyim
>>223718155leftypol come get your ma
>>223718155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
>>223718155black woman:>cooler out todaywhite women:
>>223717319cum fucking cum ahhh
>>223718134Just watching ITV news now about that black bloke who started out touching women up on trains and ended up raping and murdering 2 women. Can't help but feel that if the police didn't keep telling him 'lol you can go free' he might not have escalated things that far.
>>223717699prefer mine with chicken
I can't be trusted around baby deer coming into my house doing clop clop clop. They're so sexy
>>223718207just redirects me to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Rivera
>>223718228
>>223718209Cooler me surprised dat yte woman turnin pink n red and awl that ohhh lawd! Das why they sellin blak peopo at the pharmacy sto when they sell melamine in that white container mm
Filtered
>>223717761That's literally how they pull women in India. Its fucking weirdAlso, most of their only interaction with seeing a white woman has been porn. So they think porn is like real lifeAlso, before leaving India for the UK, Australia, or the USA, or any other white country, they (the government) will tell them that in these countries, its not like in the movies. In Indian movies, Indian men always get the white woman to fall in love with them. It's like propaganda. So they need to be warned that they might get rejectedthey think real life is some porn movie
why do schizos feel the need to spam /brit/
if you're going to namefag at least be chill or funny
I just had an epiphany
>>223718132ian ahh post
mad that the brits could’ve been the dominant empire and we’d be exploring the stars yet we’re stuck in this wholesome reddit chungus nigger pozzed woke clown fest of a world
>>223718256
ubereatsberg cleared for landing
>>223718305it not lush
>>223718132true...
gymtoil completecookingtoil completenow time for relaxationtoil
>>223718298we got bored of being the top dog. kind of like when you know you've won a game of Civ 100 turns before the actual victory so you just call it a dayim lying of course
For black women getting called a dog fucker or fucking a dog boy is a fate worse than death. As you see I was going to try make a comparison for what they'd rather do but you see mm?
This is that fat short guy in the psyche ward the lad was on about earlier. Took me fucking ages to find a video of him on the archive filtering by webm and MP4 and the country (GB) a good 80% of all webm and MP4s poster here are fucking gyaldemfreak
>>223718305Consequences of importing the brown people
>>223718327whatever it takes
>>223718335how are your driving lessons going?
I used to believe it was bad to have a girlfriend who went clubbing but it doesn't really have to do with sex directly imo
>>223718342France did have that drought btw
>>223718298our fate was sealed after entering WW1. all because we promised to protect belgiums borders. pointless really
>>223718335based. cheers lass. thats the guy!
>>223718329it grim
>>223718368grow up
>>223718368me on the right
>>223718180when it does look good you don't notice it
>>223718368too black to understand this
Ok but how do I get someone grandma to come suck my knob tho????!!!
>>223718368you zoomers never stood a chance, bless your hearts
>>223718381Authoritarian or libertarian
>>223718356why did you stop posting the ai children
>>223718358Not bothering driving is for sad cases and fatmongs I'd rather walk>>223718372You're welcome.
hi /brit/ I just got back from toilit's honestly the only interesting thing in my life
>>223718368Does this actually happen?Serious question
Lidl bakery is quite good isn't it
>>223718384What? English?You're not black btwSomeone slap this fool
do people that had nice childhoods know how good they have it? i must have spent a thousand hours inside my head over the years reflecting on everything that happened.Just utterly pointless.
>>223718413not really. its cheap processed seed oil slop
>>223718297sc
>>223718413You get a free item for every purchase there right now with the app. The nuts are pretty good. Coupon for this last week
>>223718413It's unhygienic no sneeze guard or anything and the items are left exposed to insects and bacteria
>>223718431fuck up rorke
>>223718401i got a bus the other dayit was fun for a change
>>223718453melty
>>223718431okay well this cheese bread thing is delicious
>>223718447One of our aldis has a bakery but the other one doesn't. why is this and does yours have a bakery?
>>223718424
Any white women in the thread?
>>223718474probably because you're a working class runt who doesnt know any better
>>223718466I would get the bus but I have social anxiety and got shouted at by the driver because I tried to pay by contactless too early last time I tried
*gay virgin voice*probably because you're a working class runt who doesnt know any better
shit fuck cum inside my ass
My daily step count? 26,100.Piehead's daily step count? 0.>>223718476No ours doesn't. It probably depends on the size of the store and whether they can fit ovens in
I also got a cheese bread free from the coupons
>>223718490yeah and?
>>223718492Thought you were a shagger
*even gayer virgin voice* *gay virgin voice*
>>223718474might have to go and get somedidn't know we had cheese bread here but it was my go to when I was studying abroad in germany haha
>>223718492always done something wrong haven't you
just got home from toil, doing a poo
>>223718512daily penis count between your legs :1daily bollocks count between your legs : 2
>>223718516there is no 'and'. we've already reached the conclusion you halfwit
>>223718517Not going to shag the bus driver am I>>223718527The drivers should be friendlier
>>223718547No, but a shagger wouldn't be intimidated by a bus driver
>>223718547sing us a song
>>223718544well I don't think we have
>>223718530I think the only time in my life I've ever done a poo at work was when I had explosive diarrhoea and had to go right then. Apart from that all my poos have been done at home.
>>223718492you're pathetic
>>223718424Troubled childhoods are commonMy childhood wasn't too great, but other people who had worse childhoods would probably disagree and say I'm fortunate and had an amazing childhood.I was a depressed shut-in and I played a lot of video games like runescape. I then got too deep into extremist content on the internet like 4chan.For many years I had brushed my childhood under the carpet when I went to university, as I wanted to become normal and get laid. I did all that, and once I graduated that's when everything started bubbling up to the surface. Now I've done all the reflection I needed to do.
>>223718492have you ever had a meltdown on the bus? maybe he remembers that
Bad vibes in the thread right now...
just seen a cutie
lowkenuinely already too steaming
I POO AT WORKPAY FOR MY SHIT I POO AT WORKPAY FOR MY SHIT
right well that's a sewing needle carefully shoved up my urethra
>>223718490good post
>>223718560keep on thinking then, dickhead. i have my answer
what rorke does next will shock you….
>>223718557I wasn't intimidated by him I could've sparked the fat cunt out but when I'm paying for a service I expect good service not being shouted at>>223718559No I'm going to bed soon up at 3:00 am for toil tomorrow again you see>>223718566And you're piehead
Off the cans this weekend
heres what i ate today1 heated up leftovers2 protein shake3 beef stir fry4 3 slices of reheated pizza
any working class runt man in?
>>223718595you're nothing mate come paisley leisure centre i'll sort you out im darren osborne don't bloody forget it
FUCK
>>223718597
Today I found 700ml of Starbucks coffee for £2.50, a big bottle, while little bottles (200ml) at £2 each or 2 for £3 or something like that. And because the £2.50 was lowered from £3.50 the 750ml bottles were £3.50 but not worth it. So I have 700ml of matcha coffee
you cannot say that mr eno
>>223718605what about bánh mì
And 4 pints of milk or liters
Amazon is a terrible website
>>223718600a bus driver got lippy with my autistic brother and i wanted to bash his head in then and there. didn't though
>>223718671So is your mum but I use her on the regular and your dad's dead
>>223718663sovl
got the johnny rebel on
right well that's the BIG cans started
>>223718649foren muck
>>223718671works fine for me
>>223718637Should just drink water instead of that sugary muck it will give you diabetes
>>223718605>no dimmiesrunt
>>223718686Right well on top of being very disrespectful, it doesn't really even make sense does it you numpty
>>223717540ktim
Asmr some wop with makeup on says you're a good puppy | clicker training
>>223718649you heard him, janny
bus driver must be right up there among the thickest skinned customer-facing rolesthink about the absolute scum that use buses
>>223718671Yeah even just looking for watches is dogs hit there
>>223718711didn't ask don't @ me lil one
>>223718713you're fat
>>223718741got told though didn't you little man
>>223718742Women have 1 job and even trannies fuck it up 1 job + squats. Do squats if you take dick
>>223718724bit weird :/
>>223718671great if you love chinese fleamarkets full of products from household names such as BONGWANG and FUNGCHING
>>223718733in my experience they're extremely thin skinned. i can count on 1 hand the number of drivers ive had who are actually pleasant. most clearly hate their job and do nothing but scowl and moan
>>223718724
>>223718759you're a failure in 4chan posting and in real life
>>223718733its all foreigners driving buses now
new NOOOOOOOW
>>223718763Says you >>223718399 disgusting subhuman >>223718777Sexo
>>223718155Is that the woman who did tiktok dances about her son committing suicide?
>>223718783First Bus are always hiring. Must be a high turnover due to how horrible it is to be a bus driver.
I wonder what the clicker training was and need that daily
>>223715651>>223715651>>223715651
>>223718846>>223718846
Dogs can't understand English
>>223717968>>223717968
Calm down.
