Well, Rorke? edition
>>223724261the green areas are the only forests leftgrim as fuck
off on holiday to Tristan da Cunha
i bless the rains down in staffordshire
>>223724329bizarre lie
>>223724261does the grass always die like this every summer or are we actually burning to a crisp
rained for 2 days on and off this week
LONDRES
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202605152423900What's the catch? Looks like a really good deal
>still got a year of uni left haha
>>223724288maybe I'm a late bloomer...
here are we >>223724383>>223724383>>223724383
>>223724355why im getting a boat
far too highgood though
would have been a laugh being a pirate I reckon
>>223724357climate change is real im afraid and we'll die if chuds keep whining that rich people wont be allowed to fly helicopters if we downsize
>>223724405boring, pointless mp4
i wanted the /bant/ thread to live but im now willing to cede to the /int/ threadon your head should the tranny come back
>>223724405well are you too high or are you good? sounds like you're not sure
the goat has done it again
any willies sucked
>>223724413>rich people with helicopters are the problem not india and china that's racist and racism is worse than climate change
browsing r/meth and laughing
its autumn and brits choking on "heat" lmaostop putting mustard in yo water !!!!
So this is it then all us losers on /brit/on a Friday night
>>223724463wait is this a new thing I assumed it must have been from like 2005
heaven's no
>>223724357Do you have amnesia or are you so young you can't remember any previous summers?
>>223724462seems to be a video of a child eating a rather large gummy worm but that's all I can discern from the thumbnail, haven't clicked it
>>223724486is tomb raider going to fight that spooky face
Why did that get deleted
>>223724517HAQHAHAHAHAHAHA
any National Socialists in the house tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMPsWkvlGE
>>223724528janberg didn’t like that one
>>223724471they do that making products for western cattle
There's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell. I've got Didcot, Yateley… You know…Winnersh. Taplow. Because I am my own boss, I can- Burghfield
>>223724532feet
sounds like a keeper
>>223724557the kebab awards
>>223724565different places for different needs
>>223724261looks like dried meat
UKRAINIAN WOMAN HOLDING ONTO HER BOYFRIEND AS HE’S FORCED ONTO THE FRONT LINE INTO THE MEAT GRINDER
>>223724564Yeah those non-whites have no agency do they.
can hear my dad's wotanic snore vibrating the foundations of the house
if you drink bottled water you've lost touch with reality
A 1967 conversation with German diplomat Georg Kahn-Ackermann captured Saddam Hussein explaining that he had read Mein Kampf, largely memorized it, and viewed Hitler as his model — his only criticism being that the Führer had not completely exterminated the Jews.
>>223724599meanwhile in the russian barracks:>>31008504
>>223724599Actually it's called a meat mincer in Britain
>>223724609love inferring unimplied premises don't you chuddy?
>>223724599
>>223724615crush his head with a 100 ton weight
that gervais bloke isnt very funny is he
>>223724615my dad snores ridiculously loudcould be compared to a wotanic snore honestlygenuinely vibrates the foundations tooswear if I went into his room the blanket would be floating upward
test
>>223724648it was all karl, sometimes stephen
>>223724554sup mouldie
>>223724641It was definitely, blatantly implied.
>>223724636embarrassing failure
>>223724638>meat minceryeah thats what they call yer da down the pub
>>223724647would rather notlove him to bits and would miss him and that
Ukraine is a testing ground for ZOG so the conscription squads will eventually come to the west as well.
>>223724670https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786126488575105.webm
Syrian yank test
>>223724648yeah prefer more wholesome, inclusive comedy like the peep show
don't click that it's 2 russian soldiers raping another russian soldier
>>223724691this mf can't crosspost
i recycle my beer cansearth is saved
>>223724662right wing ''''''''''thought'''''''''' can only be sustainted through whataboutism and false accusationsI think every country should combat climate change and combat capitalism in their own countrieswhat now lil chuddy?
open the facking pubs
shitty celebrities are wearing poo
Whatever happened to Finnlad
>>223724674ok
stop posting poo music lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z1du5w13Kkheres some melodeath! yeah man fricken heck yeah
>>223724709
why do jannies watch /brit/ like a hawk?other generals have straight up porn posted for hours but you make a shitpost here you get a 3 day vacation in less than a minute
>>223724723I loved him
>>223724709get on the fucking ket leftypol and have a night off
oh great it's that boring commie GIMP
Alleycats is genuinely beautiful, a classic sitcom but with cunt added. The best thing I’ve seen for ages.
>>223724705sorry I'm too busy shagging right now
>>223724732high concentration of schizos
>>223724739He used to ring me on Discord all the timeAnnoying little fucker
>>223724732we're /int/s flagship general
>>223724759saying what
>>223724709>actually i was eventually forced to agree with you so i win
Just left my missus family doo because I couldn't be arsed. I think it's safe to the relationship is officially over, lads. Grim.
>>223724783for me to know innit
>>223724783He mostly just used to rant about how his uni flatmates were mental and he hates themOr tell me to look at his meals which were always really grim and always had cottage cheese in large amounts
my nephew got all annoyed at the concept of infinity earlier today'why can't numbers just stop!' he said with a little angry stomp hahawhat they like ay?
>>223724791ever shag her up the arse?
>>223724791how did you announce you are leaving
>>223724709>I don't think we have so many immigrants in this country>WHAT ABOUT COLONIALISM??!?!!Projecting much. Sheesh.
I promise you that this year I will lose my virginity haha 21 years young x
>>223724732zogbots who hate art need to keep us schizos down
>>223724810Nah. Boring cunt.>>223724816I didn't just left out the back and drove home. Kek
mouldiemethhead
>>223724801did he finish his economics degree and get sectioned?
>>223724784I look forward to you joining us in the ecological struggle then, I'm sure that your mention of China and India's contribution was entirely in good faith and not just an excuse for impotence or to avoid the conversation ;)
>>223724869I think he finished it but I don't think he was sectioned since "the incident"
>>223724803My lads accepted the idea of infinity but can't seem to wrap their around the fact that "googleplex" is the biggest number.
>>223724841how bad was it that you had to leave
>>223724818literally no one mentioned immigration, schizo chud
>>223724881what happened
>>223724883its not the biggest number
>>223724803aww lol, how old is he?
>>223724883it's not
>>223724895Just a bit boring and I couldn't be arsed. I've got too much going on to play shitty games and act all happy and interested in something I couldn't give a fuck about. Weird like that me, I might be one of the only humans who isn't a "social animal".
>>223724841took an english leave I see
>>223724923He had a freak out when he was in the military for the conscription thing and he's on schizo meds but he thinks it was the military testing technology on him to make him schizo from what I could make outHe gets weird about it
>>223724732Good that's how it's supposed to be if anything it needs more jannies hereThis place has so many retards and there have been many times where they'd just shit the place up relentlessly
many bloggers here i seebloglord hours incels making up storise and complaining
> I might be one of the only humans who isn't a "social animal".
>>223724928I know, I've tried explaining that for intents and purposes we will never need a bigger number and after that you need to use powers to denominate anything larger, but that's hard to explain to kids who read books that contain about 50 words.
Listening to The The for the first timeSome pretty good choons ngl
>>22372493017
>>223724972well you're wrong
>>223724532Her feet look fine but he hands (especially thumbs) are all fucked up, i don't understand
>>223724261Green and Pleasant Lamd
>>223724982What's the biggest number then?
Back from my incel walk Just put tea in the oven
>>223724934bet your mrs is blowing up your phone and her dad is in the other room taking a knee and crying
Might stick a hockey stick handle up my arseThen again, might not.
got mental health problems haven't i
>>223724502Summers like this are once every decade, now they're every other year.Same with overly dry/wet winters
>>223724987where's the dangling catborg
>>223724879Your "ecological struggle" consists of complaining about rich people using helicopters and blaming white people for china and india's pollution, until you get called out for that being racist. A good faith conversation about climate change would focus on the main contributors, not just be a smug excuse to attack capitalism and the west.
teach me your lore oulde britposter
>>223725004Nope. Hence why In my first post I put about the relationship being over.
why do northerners call it tea instead of dinner
>>223725027china makes all our stuff
>>223725041Why do you call it dinner and not tea
i'm obliged to tell my employers about being on the sex offenders list
>>223725027well I didn't do any of that so cope on chuddy
https://movienig.ht/title/movie/tt0108122
>>223725049Speak for yourself.
chugging a second cup of tea in futile hope that it would ease my headache
well i need holly willoughby to start an onlyfans taking a massive bad dragon dildo
>>223725041I'm sure this is a good faith question and not just another excuse for you to unnecessarily shit on us and cause needless offence and tension and cortisol spikes
>>223725033So it's over because you left early and you think she'll break it off i dont understand
>>223725057Do you think your posts disappeared from the thread when you scrolled down?
lol
21 years young xstill time for me yetthe perfect girl is out there waiting for me
>>223725065sorry you're right the uk leads the world in producing goods
>>223725052thats what my mum called it>>223725084just curious thats all
>>223725087I dunno. I must look a cunt though.
>>223724463this kind of shit has been around since the 70s at leastI'll eat my [cyber] hat if it's actually offensive at all
Some time after covid lockdowns I just totally gave up I engaged in self destructive behaviours and when I considered the consequences I just thought idc about my life Now I'm 25 with no job no bitch and no friends
>>223725027guess we should go kill 500’000,000 chinese then mate you first
>>223725105One might think so the way you blame climate change on the UK more than China and India
>>223725136is there anything you wouldn't eat, you fat cunt?
Be honest now, we're all an. Have any of you ever actually paid for an onlyfans or anything of the like?
they found her in the stormdrain in 2001. I did 18 years.
>>223725089just straight wafflin now blud
>>223725149i've spend over 1000 easily on femdom content
>>223724973HOW COULD ANYONEKNOW MEWHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSE-E-E-ELF
>>223725127Maybe, it sounds like you kind of want the relationship to be over.
>>223725149I paid to wank to some cam girls a few times
Ate a whole iceberg lettuce like it was an apple once.
>>223725143Tariffs on Chinese imports might be a better start oh wait that's what Trump did and everything he does is bad. Go on then what's your solution?
>>223725149bought something off adultwork when i was in my drug phase but dont remember whatsome video or that
Still screaming at the fella earlier autistically perving on his flatmate. Some of you freaks crack me up
thinking about tummies
>>223725162why didnt u just book a domintarix?
On the wissingtons with me mate tonight. It fucking Friday x
>>223725196don't know how to go about itcosts too much for one sessiondon't want to get doxxedwould be embarrassing to do it irl i just have a fantasy i like to keep secret
>>223725145have you heard of per capita and the idea that goods can be produced in one country and used in another? there's no world where we can tackle climate change without reducing consumption in countries like ours that are mostly service sector of overseas goods that cause so much pollution
>>223725194me delivering a flurry of blows to her midsection, turning it black and blue
>>223725167Not really. I don't have any family or anything so maybe I've got the reverse of abandonment issues where I'm just playing everything out so I end up totally alone in this shitty life. I dunno, feel like a bit of a nob now.
doing a cry
>>223725149spent money on a milf to shove her feet down my throat, does that count
nobody has ever shagged their flatmate or housemate. it's just one of those fiction tropes that doesn't really happen
when I first started to post here I used to make custom pepes and apus with messages attached for my mum saying how much I loved her and she recently just said I miss when you used to send me the cute frogs haha
niggas like me out here fucking bitches on the dailyI got 2 in the crib and one on the dickI got 3 on the phone and one's getting bonedI got 4 out the door and one is whoreI got 5 outside and one wanna jiveI got 6 in the jeep and they all tryna sleep
read lots of books me
desolate wasteland
>>223725244say u shat urself and had to slip out
>>223725170brother from another planet
>>223725247I'm just thinking about porn and pictures and shit. Getting throat fucked by a milfs feet doesn't really count, a question for another thread.
there is no such thing a biggest number wtfphilsoophy of mathematics anyone please hello
>>223725249thats sad. stop posting
>>223724261just saw on the news some posho farmer complaining her strawberry harvest was ruined this yearshe was in a field of sunflowers just utterly loving this shit though lmao
he is sitting down right now lmao
>>223725248this but for shagging in generalpeople are brought by stalks there's no such thing a sex it's just something to try and sell movies
>>223725041not fucking fr*nchsimple as
>>223725248my mate at uni shagged plenty of girls in his flat alone during first yearincluding exchange students that would come for one semesterthen he also shagged tons outside of the flat
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/consumption-co2-per-capita
The whole thing with an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of time would eventually type shakspear I dont believe that's true because the options of things they can type is also infinite
>>223725146honestly? probably not. except maybe nuts and bolts
>>223725302farmers are out of touch crybabies
millions must go
>>223725270Took the car and drove 20 miles home so I don't think that'll be very believable when there was a toilet just upstairs.
should I get macdonald or chicken fil ay ?
>>223725179tariffs on chinese goods do fuck all to reduce emissions, and often it means goods are produced in poorer countries like india with poorer environmental standards and older technologies. china is already doing a lot to transition to greener production, and it’s so funny people in western countries that already raped the earth thrice to develop economically point fingers at other countries with huge populations developing industrially and still not using as many fossil fuels per capita
>>223725291That was 15 years ago m8
>>223725328ive got some nuts for you to gobble down xD
>>223725149too much ngl
>>223725280At any given point, there is a finite number that is the largest anyone up to that point has conceived of.
>>223725332Yeah mate but the king is German so countries aren't real Checkmate
he's lucid for 94https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B49058Eot8w
>>223725332if that happened would that change the fact you are a massive virgin or what
>>223725342trip on, chinese communist party
>>223725344dont bring it up again its making me sad on a friday
>>223725318what do you mean you dont belive it's true are you actually thick or just dont understand the idea of infinity? assuming its a pure thought experiment where typwriters exist infinitely long etcthen yes they will tpyw not jut the works of shakespeare fom start to end perfectlyBUT THEY WILL TYPE IT OUT INFINITELY MANY TIMES PERFECTLY
>>223725238I bet you typed this on a phone made in China. I swear half the CO2 emissions causing climate change come from the mouths of people demanding change from everyone but themselves and the governments that could actually make a difference ie China and India.
The lads
hate it when compose a rap and get no (You)s
33SingeNo childrenRenting a roomWorking a job I hateOwn a car that's falling to piecesAlmost no savingsNo emergency fundIn debtFatDepressed
https://libraryofbabel.info/book.cgi
nowt butty
>>223725369Monkeys can't use typewriters though
>>223725377
>>223725369No because there's an infinite amount of other things they could type including the same nonsense over and over for infinity
>>223725384want some money to fly to dignitas?or maybe you'd prefer indignitas?i'll chuck you out of the shard into the thames
>>223725377just the one lad actually
>>223725377apparently men ducks only turn that colour when they're sex-havers
I want global warmingthat means the biomass will suffer more when we're gone
>>223725369and yet if you had infinity days to become a shagger you would never suceed
>>223725403blud... they will type literally everything possible to type infintely many timesdo you not understand the idea of infinity >>223725396doesnt matter if thye are in a room together and will inevitably hit the keys then with an infinite amount of time they will infintely write the complter works of shakespear lol
>>223725368evil cunt fuck you
>>223725412very good post
33In a relationship KidsQuit every job I get within a monthCar blew up so I bought anotherFew grand in savings Zero debtFatDepressed(ish)
>>223725397fucking scum
Also when they mean type out shakespear do they just mean like a sentence, a full play, or his entire body of work
>>223725374>matt bors comiccome on now
>>223725405you'll do nothing
>>223725416assuming it is a logical impossiblity then yes absolutelyso for example in a room with 1 man and no other human beings even if they lived infinitely long they would neer have sex>>223725384>41>single>no kids incel>own a large house>work a job i dont like but makes al to f omney>nice cars but give u no pleasure>loads of savings but noone to spend it on>massive emergny fund>no debt>short and ugly af>depressed
he is eating chicken
>>223725424fuck you
>>223725439If you actually have a normalish life then why do you choose to come here It's mostly mentally ill people spamming nonsense (I'm one of them)
>>223725377ladies and one gentleman
lol this is wild Boreham Wood told some club to fuck off after they bid £750k for him. Another club bid a million for him and they rejected that too. Leicester bid £1.5 million and it was rejected. Leicester are now offering £3 million. Boreham Wood FC in total is worth £3.1 million. Leicester meanwhile were relegated to League One a few months ago.The transfer market FOMO is so crazy I wonder where this ride with end.
>>223725442his entier body of workINFINITELY MANY TIMESnot just onceINFINITELY MANY TIMES
>emergency fund
>>223725475so good they named him twice
>>223725454ktim in about 10 minutes (chicken kyivs for tea)
>>223725238>>223725342>per capita What does that have to do with getting results? The Chinese and Indian governments can prevent climate change causes more than western governments. So where are the complaints about them? Per capita! Luxembourg consumes more than China per capita, so I guess it's Luxembourg we should worry about.
hannah fry is kinda awful person especially for her fake statistics work and propaganda during covidbut she has a bbc programme on the idea of infinity which like the brainlets here should watch cos it's designed for you people
britain cries out for based marxism
>>223725467normie life is depressing and stressfulhigh cortisol (hence the fat) the mentally ill mongos here are happy
>>223725419Would they though. They'd actually just create a supper massive black hole and become the progenitors of another universe because there is no stipulation of an infinitely large space to contain them.
>>223724261jesus christ it's like looking at istanbul
chacken caoimhes fer supper ta be shure begorrah
>>223725492blogeth on, thy boring bastard
For me it's facism
>>223725503well yes infinites do not exist in the physical world we inhabitbut in a hypothetical...
>>223725492you think the earth is 6000 years old mate pipe down
you can't take it with you
>>223724357>LONDRESj'habite ici :)
>>223725475Wait I got that wrong, Luton's £1.5 million bid was rejected.
>>223725467Probably because I quit every job within a month. If I had something to fill the spare time and keep me busy I'd probably just do that. I only come on here late at night nowadays or have a quick look on /pol/ for news, but never post there.
>>223725248Had an Italian female flatmate and a French male flatmate in Uni and they fucked after a few monthsShe was into me but honestly I didn't go for it because I didn't think she was up to my standards cos she had no arse (Jay me), but in hindsight I should've have, I would do nowThe French lad was a total playboy tbfSo yeah it does happen. Wished it would happen to me
>>223725488not sure what you're not getting about production and consumption being linked, what do you think will happen if you alter either of those?
>>223725520can't build a society based on faces alone can we
>>223725524cope on
>>223724321Can't have nice things
>>223725519dunim
if diego were in I bet he'd be arguing about god or summat
>>223725448If you're whining about climate change, and blaming western consumerism, while being an example of the western consumer you're whining about, then yes, you are a hypocrite.
The big transfer news of the day? A new signing for the mighty TIGERS of Hull City (the best club in the WORLD and that's that).
diego getting strung up and having his assets redistributed to the needy after the revolution
>>223724987no berg :(?
he's just parroting shite he's read in william lane craig btw
>>223725564no you're just doing the comic again
>>2237255231/-1
>>223725547So stop consuming so much.
>>223725492>and propaganda during covidwhat did she do?
After leftypol taxes the rich he'll tax white people and give it to bames
>>223724357>>does the grass always die like this every summerI only remember it being nearly this bad once a few years ago. Our summers are full of green grass this summer is fucking us. News reports Heatwave #5 is starting next week.
>>223725568literally whø
>>223725564Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury(so fly your double stan
>>223725568looks like he'd bully me in an american high school drama
the scran i forgot to post earlier
>>223725589yeah exactly>>223725238
some watery eggs yeah fascinating
>>223725608elton had a tummy bug?
>>223725546>>223725309exchange students don't count
>>223725585You are literally admitting you're part of the problem that you're complaining about.
>>223725556??>>223725587what part of real world dont you understand>>223725581project on >>223725591pro vax nonsensetrying to humilate normal people who werent as "well" informed as her but still intuitively knew it was off and she was doing bullshit statistics to try and make it seem liek vax were worthwhiel
Britons must give up forests and farmland to prove we're not racist. Eating fecal smeared produce from the third world because you've built homes for foreigners is also a sign of not being racist.
Hate third worldist freaks they all need locked in mines
>>223725623Why would a tummy bug be related to a delicious smoothie and some eggs I assume
>>223725624why not
we can't fight climate change on a systemic level until everybody individually starts recycling and only buys phones that don't cause pollution that don't exist
none of this is helping me have sex with 24 year old women
kicking off in Thetford.Potential riot kino
>>223725632The real bit. No proof it actually exists beyond my own perception of it which isn't empirical evidence, it's purely subjective.
>>223725645Erasmus shag anything this is how I found out German girls are proper slags
>>223725649try /soc/ or Romania
>>223725635rorke pushing his way through to buy his ready meal
>>223725663get it linked
>>223725608strawberry, cherry, apple and cranberry smoothie btwgoats cheese and chives with the eggs (fucked the texture but they tasted lush)
>>223725635imagine dropping napalm on that street
>>223725629has your approach of scolding people for owning a phone worked to reduce climate change at all? there's no other world where you can jump over to to buy all your stuff from that's all powered by green energy
Archaeologists are loving the hot weather
>>223725663Rorke rioting about flags on lampposts again?
>>223725648>don't be silly! everyone needs a brand new iphone every two years because that's when they're released!
I learnt a european language up to C1 standard at uni but never got to do a year abroad there because my course didn't have iteveryone else got to
>>223725664what are you talking about in relation to infinites or the vaxi agree infinites dont exist in the material/physical world loldoesnt mean you cant still get an infinite thought experiment wronglol
>>223725635We don't have forests... and most of us were kicked off of the farmland centuries ago.
>>223725635rorke dreaming of firing a 3''oml mortar mortar from his humvee with a cutout roof right into the crowd
>>223725635Leftypol crying with joy at all the diversity as he watches from the bus that is being held up
>>223725648Indeed and white people are the biggest contributors to climate change and need to be legally mandated to wear an anal plug to block harmful flatulence destroying the environment. I'm wearing mine now.
my loveis averagei obeyan average law
>>223721426>>223721426
rorkegeek
>>223725669kek
It's literally over btw, our civilisation has already ended. Maybe life will be good again when the next society emerges in 1000 years lol
>>223725691guess how old my phone is and what it cost, when I tell you that means I win
>>223725488>The Chinese and Indian governments can prevent climate change causes more than western governmentsnot really since these countries are huge and consumption of fossil fuels is contingent on how many people are using them. >white men are responsible for most rape and murder in the uk so they’re the problem i doubt you say this
>>223725692wonder if I'd have ever shagged if I didstill a poor shagless soul and I never speak the language to any native speakers
>>223725694Infinite monkeys would become probability waves and would cease to exist because there'd be no one left to observe them. Infinity is the same as nothing when you really think about it.
>>223725681You can buy phones secondhand. You can buy them less frequently. There's plenty you, yes you, can do that is more effective than putting people off having these conversations by being an obnoxious cunt who blames rich white people because that's your "progressive" real agenda.
>>223725608looks alright tbf. what's in the smoothie? beetroot and raspberry?
>>223725692why didnt your course have it
>>223725795too small I think
>>223725772I have owned two phones in my life and this one is second hand so I winI'm sure it's fixing climate change as we speak, >obnoxious cunt that's you doing the but iphone nonsense, moral purity testing>rich white peoplegoing to have to be everybody actually there's not enough rich people that banning private jets will solve ityou're not going to do anything if you just tell individuals to turn the lights off when they leave a room, we've gotten nowhere with that approachthis obviously has to be done at a higher level and consumption will have to come down along with production
