Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
stupid fat arsed slag not even a nice area just FAT
would so much
Xzibit - Paparazzi.mp3
>>223744811>see pic relwhat's your pickup line in this scenario then lads?
why is the ethiopian obsessed with jeffry epstein
Why does the return button just take you to the front page of the board instead of the last page you were on
>>223744871Creepily staring until we make eye contact and then avoiding her the rest of the night
>>223744871>Hey, can I buy you a snack
>>223744847U couldn’t handle all dat
where's rorke?
>>223744871>respectfully, that ass is fucking ridiculous
>>223744889I recognise the beans but none of the other sides
>>223744914believe I could
So if you're a full-time 9 to 5 wageslave do you just accept that all these years of your life are going to be a complete waste, and that you're condemned to perpetual misery and exhaustion until death
Just had a nice hot shower now times to get sorted and head off out for a few jars. Can't be stopping in on a Saturday night. No way, no how.Think I'll get a wizza in later as well. Might as well x
>>223744889codys cant suffer
brewing a peng pot noodle
>>223744934find a job you like
you’re not him stop larping
>>223744945wanking to the thought of you wanking in bed drunk
>>2237449349-5 probably makes sense if you're a normoid with a loving family waiting for you at home but for a sexless freakazoidal autismoid like myself part time work doing the bare minimum is the play for sure
>>223744871id probably have to say"I hopped into a coffee shopAnd then my jaw dropped in shock whenI saw a girl who had cool pantsThey made me want to danceI started to advance to tell her until I heard a little voice say stop"
>>223744934Yeah pretty much. But I also do a job I kind of like and I have a laugh with the people I work with. There's some value there outside of the wage.
I'm hungry
>>223744871probably something like this to be safe
>>223744945Hope your liver explodes you dirty nonce.
greetings
just ate 3 steak burritos from taco bell
>>223745016squelmign
rape is a spectrumfrom me brushing up against a woman on the train to rapelad-style activities
Morning, noon & bloody night,Seven sodding days a week,I slave at filthy WORK, that mightBe done by any book-drunk freak.This goes on until I kick the bucket.FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
>>223744993>9-5 probably makes sense if you're a normoid with a loving family waiting for you at homeIt makes sense only for financial reasons otherwise your whole life is just workI had a coworker like this, we work in a high earning profession. When I moved down to working 2 days a week he'd rudely ask me "what do you even DO all day?"Being a fulltime wageslave is so normalised it's mental how brainwashed people are, leisure is the entire point of toil ffs
Random thought Haven't been on a night out in a long time. 3am kebabs and contemplating walking home or waiting for an age in the taxi rank. Aye. Fuck that.
a lot of very silly little boys itt need to grow up pronto
>>223744945Fuck off back to britfeel you freak
rorke recording a tutorial by typing in notepad 480p unregisteredhypercam2 please all stand for the youtube national anthemleftypol holding a lav mic infront of a greenscreen and doing quirky humour edits
When I was 7 on/7 off I did sweet fuck all with my off days, actually that's when I got into the drink and I reckon if I'd stayed full time it never would've happened
>>223745113im going out tonight, any tips?
Also hate the idea of working 9-5. Fucking shite hours that. I'm 7-3
>>223745113shite innit. much comfier boozing at home
>>223745113I had this exact experience last night and I may do it again later
Me and HelperLad, both 100% loyalists, drunk in a West Belfast pub singing rebel songs until dawn
>>223745143dont get caught
>>223745124rasheed uploading the anarchists cookbook to pastebin
the godless orient
mad how firemen can work for 15 years never encounter a real fire the whole time, play pool in the firehouse the whole time and then retire and never have to do anything else
>>223745033Well-met
this is what everyone looked like before those brutes from europe came
>>223744945you're back from holiday already? you need to book another one asap
>>223745120No. I'll post wherever and whenever I want thank you very much.
>>223745113same>>223745157im late 30s too much fo rme to do it 2 days in arow now
>>223745201like lifeguards isn't it. how many of them have had to save someone drowning before they get to 65 and retire?
Right well that's a DNB
>>223745235my old man does it nearly every weekend and he’s in his late 50s
early night for me I reckon
why isn't basketball more popular here?
mad how I have to get up and do things
lily phillips and her boyfriend speak on jealousy and boundaries
eating pizza hutbit shit actually, was better last time which was about 20 years ago
>>223745272does he get proper wankered? kinda grimgrim enough i get so pissed at my age tbjh
>>223745266drum and bass?
>>223745143None. I'm usually in bed by 11 these days. I guess leave before the taxi rank fills up. Or time or for a night bus if it's available.
>>223745284no tactic boring low iq sport
>>223745294Yeah but he does it with his mates so I think it’s fine
>>223745303i just phone a brown man to taxi me
every girl wears these to showcase their love for BBCthe N stands for the people who have BBCs
>>223745201Lowkey fireman has to be #1 in terms of actual jobs (not things like rockstar or famous actor) for getting fanny. Not only do you have a huge amount of downtime to lift and get swole but you have hero cachet with the masses. Mental seeing these lads in their work kit at the grocery store picking up chicken breasts to cook up at the firehouse and giving out stickers to the kids with the hot moms.
>>223745198陰キャってこんな写真取ってないだろ
>>223745319you are unwell and require help
>>223745284its 2nd most participated team sport in the uk, beating cricket and rugby. it is growing every year in terms of viewship. more money than ever flowing into it now too. 1st basketball stadium being built in london that will have 15k capacity (most in the US have around 20k)
2 nights in a row is an absolute no go for me.
>>223745301>
>>223745334you say this about too many posters for it to mean anything24/7this shit general = your life
>>223745319enjoying your relapse?
Alri ladsGetting married in October
>>223745259Hardly the same; remember all our countries are filled with wogs now and to first approximation 0% of them know how to swim
had a refreshing and sensibly timed nap award
>>223745334>>223745360i'm not the heather poster. im just a regular shitposter
>>223745320doesnt happen in the uk. there has never been a fire in the uk and there never will
>>223745315ahh ok tbf i do it alone
>>223745367gay married most likelybecause youre gay
>>223745367Congratulations mate
heather "poster"
>>223745367Congrats lad!
*spins my willy like a helicopter blade*
>>223745350
>>223745390he's donesigned sealed delivered
>>223745390No u
>>223745370cannot believe this was ever appealing enough to be succesful. must be nepotism
why would someone "go out"the alcohol is much cheaper from the shop and its much quieter at home
Try this. Sit in a chair. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Feet flat on the floor. Hands separated and resting palms up on each thigh.Create a grounding cord. This is a line of energy that connects your first chakra to the center of the planet. Your first chakra is a ball of energy about the size of a quarter that sits just in front of the base of your spine. Your grounding cord attaches to the bottom of that ball of energy.
>>223745442Don't pretend that you can't grasp that people do it for fun.
>>223745416ktim
>>223745442there are women out there waiting for you to shag them
>>223745416>Durham
>>223745455thanks mate just electrocuted the cat
>>223745201they have to go to car accidents, suicides and the like it's quite a grim job
Just found out that they only pay Wren from Corridor Crew just above minimum wage
roar PISSING
>>223745416brutal
>>223744811What song?
completely ballsed up this summer but it doesn’t matter! Next summer gonna be a movie!
>>223745515poem. larkin innit.
>>223745435what could have ever caused you to think that
my iq is unironically 125
>>223745389Yeah it’d be sad if he just went out to get sloshed and didn’t talk to anyone like a dad saddo (me), when I go out with him we always run into a few people he knows
>>223745488not very often. most of their job is showing force just to do regular safety inspections at public buildings
>>223744871Just go and talk to her.
gay porn addiction
Look at him
>>223745551la palomita linda
>>223745535lol this is meliterally ignore people then get jealous at everyone lese having friend slolim severely mentally ill
>>223745519Tatepilled image
>>223744872hes jewish and thinks its auraful
>>223745551okay, now what
>>223745532mine is 135 but I'm dumb and I forgot everything
>>223745416oh dear oh dear oh dear rorke
might leave the house tomorrow probably not though
>>223745076Are you making these up? They are brilliant
getting blacked out my gourd
In the garden of eden, honey!
>>223745562You’re in good company
>>223745562if you're self-admittedly severely mentally ill how are we meant to take your assertions about god and christianity seriously deegs?
you have literally never seen a fire engine at a car crash. the police do it all. only if there's some really rare incident where the driver gets impossibly tuck but is still alive the fire service cut them out. they dont even use them for cars that are on fire since there's a extinguisher in every police car
>>223745530You can call it Jewish nepotism all you want. You weren’t there 12 years ago when she was deep in Lambeth interviewing dangerous gang members it ain’t nepotism it’s hard work
Might go out with friends next weekend
>>223745416Durham more like dunim
>>223745350we need jungle
>>223745527Dylan Larkin?
>>223745602I've seen it once at a big motorway crashsaw on the news that people died
getting blacked in wilko's
>>223745567>aurafulthat is not a real word
>>223745598you are severly mentally ill
>>223745416it's funny how you can determine their exact personalities and relationship just from their physiognomy and this single interaction
>>223745636I always wondered about that and apparrently lions lived in continental europe before the romans wiped them out. The lion as a coat of arms/symbol denotes the french lineage of rule over britain.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘gangblacked’. 56 results found.
i've got 177 books i just counted
>>223745651why did this make me laugh
>>223745655?
Poo drowning
Official shagger hierarchyWhere do you stand, /brit/?TRUE VISIONARIES - knew a pandemic psyop would happen in the future years ahead of timeELITE MINDS - knew it was a psyop in 2019 when news was first breakingENLIGHTENED INDIVIDUALS - knew it was a psyop a few months into 2020INDEPENDENT THINKERS - believed the narrative in early 2020 but realised it was a psyop later in the yearSTRONG WILLED - realised it was a psyop at some point between 2020-22 despite all the propaganda, coercion and gaslighting
>>223745683piss roaring
>>223745442It's an activity for socialized, attractive individuals of a younger age
>>223745706what pandemic?
Sir Oskar von Reuenthal
women be like >hmmmm i need to pee, better not do that for an extended period of time for literally no reason
>>223745706none of that has to do with shagging though
>>223745706i planned it
anyone got a nintendo 64 and crt tv I can have?
>>223745706Ok but why do you care though when you should be out chasing wet puss
>>223745771sent ;)
>find a job you likethere's no job you can actually like if you're doing full time toilit will always feel like drudgery unless you're doing some meme job like surf instructor, babysitting rich people's cats, bartending on a yacht, or personal trainer for hot womenfor 99% of people it's always shit
>>223745416I was on this in 2010 and you can tell some of them were both incredibly autistic and took it far too seriously. It's probably worse now if it's still running
>>223745771I've got an old crt with a built on VHS on the loft. Fuck knows why I haven't thrown it out.
>>223745706Enlightened Individualwas obvious by the end of February 2020 it was a psyop
tits arsefanny
>>223745781hoorah thank you kind nigga>>223745792sell it, people love that stuff now
https://vocaroo.com/1i6N6EKJbGST
>>223745570you may continue
>>223745747women have stronger bladders than meni think this is technically true but it;s not something that can be evidenced socially since women still take the opportunity to go to the toilet more often since their bathrooms requirements are more specific than for men
>>223745788maybe if you took it more seriously you wouldnt be stuck posting here with other mongs
>>223745727uh oh, copie
real shaggers didnt even know the pandemic happened they were all buried in pussy the whole tome
>>223745756? yes it does
>>223745585it's larkin poems
nth for the pandem
>>223745816women generate much more force when urinating
>EasyJet to be loaded with £3bn debtPrivate Equity strikes again
>>223745829We had a good run and I certainly got more questions correct than you have.
Get the biomass ground up in meat grindersGet the soylent green fed to the biomass in concentration camps
>>223745089This tbqh
Bloke at toil invited me out for a drink next week team
>>223745845v good post
this weed got me fucked up
pretty sure those indian niggas worked out exactly how the universe works 1000 years before christianity
>>223745801It's a silver TV too. Remembering back to when silver was the trendy colour for tech. The 2000s were pretty cool desu
>>223745891Tilde giving it another shot is he? Thought he’d have moved on to Cola by now x
>>223745891oooo spill the tea girlie
the bloke in question
>>223745876no evidence of that
>>223745925I usually get pepsi max to be fair I prefer the taste a bit to coke zero.
>>223745891prepare your anus!
the incels will inherit the earth
>>223745917big silver crt on that glass tv stand that everybody had for some reasondo miss those times
>>223745920that's peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy' absolutely laying lois griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'
>>223745953I like them both desu
>>223745816I thought women had a harder time holding it in than men?
>>223745964incels love porn though
>>223745981very indian image, this
>>223745964what's gluck
>>223745891Does he know you have a...?
>>223746005wrong, it is a very brazillian imagethey love this shit
>>223746006gluck deez nuts niggahhhhhhhhh
>>223746006sound your mum makes sucking on my willy
>>223745965Yeah and the dvd holder right next to it on the floor. Dual tower dvd holders if you wanted to show off.
>>223745953I spent £19 in Aldi earlier
>>223746033don't ever call me wrong again you little cunt ok
Get the data centres built
Just remembered that time spainers got caught replying to himself and let out a hearty kek
why are you not allowed to poo on those bus toilets
he's lying again
>>223746061don't post wrong things then
>>223746069Have to be more specific
>>223745932Was wondering why the mods hadn't removed a naked woman in 6 minutes and then I saw the hand This is how you spend your weekend btw. Normal people are outside and shagging while you spend another day doing this all day
>>223746069all those mentally ill attention seeker 4chan addicts do it.
it's AI's fault we haven't had rain in weeks it's taking it out the air and using it to cool down chatgbt
>>223745416what a twat lol
>>223746069he was also caught posting CP but that isnt particularly funny
>>223746106You spent 6 minutes wanking to porn until you saw the hand and then disgustedly clicked away and swatted your boner
>>223746106meanwhile you're in here crying about it and wanking yourself to sleep. probably to kids gifs
>>223746128i dont
>>223745992But incels find seeing a nude women in real life so unlikely that it takes them out of the movie, the same way as if Morgan freeman in the Shawshank redemption could shoot lasers out of his eyes and used it to cut a hole in the wall and escape
Is the "white race will rise up" pedophile retard from yesterday still posting racey shit yeah? You're starting the revolution bro. You matter
big fan of the childless 36 year old women who still think they’re 21
>>223746071the bus driver has to clear it out and they're workshy dossers
>>223746141oh /sp/? I remember thatactual cretin
>>223746156they are not characters in the movie though
>>223746139Thanks, I think the doctor did a great job
Bath times team. Got toil tomorrow 7:00 am to 16:00 pm
>>223746141yeah, that was a dark day for the spainlad loredisgustingthe police should've been involved in that
>>223746146There it is. Next you'll seethe about Pakis out of jealousy You're fooling no one and I don't want to talk to a pedo
Think the most mental part about sacked tranny is that he’s been here for 10 years running his own little show and people still get angry at him and fall for his 10 year old bait posts to this day
>>223746196kek
>>223746189You don’t have to literally be in a movie to be immersed in it
>>223746199Last of the pedos just checked in
>>223746224the most mental part is obviously that it's just spaino copying the poleboo storyline
>>223746238like tim with his baby oil back in the day
>>223746215why do you call it pedo not paedo. why do you think asians refers to chinese and not south asians. why do you love kids.
>>223746172thought it just went out on to the road
>>223746230so what does it matter if the incel could not see a naked woman if the character in the movie is likely to though
>>223746238You will have to account for every idle word before God
You're a white race warrior starting the race war from your keyboard bro
>>223746260hit him for six
remember when spainfreak said he worked in the civil service
>>223746264it's illegal to shit on the roadunless you're a horse
Business idea: shag a bunch of slags
>>223745416screaming she's had enough of his incel dweeb
>>223746280Ktimm
Just almost replied to a pedo but then I remembered that it doesn't matter and I don't have to say anything at all because they're a pedophile and that's more than I would ever need or could say to them
hey cody i think this guy's a pedophile
a second energy drink has been opened
crispy chicken banh mi and han tian brown sugar crème brûlée bubble tea
Mong said elevator instead of lift
ough
is employed woman in?Do Aldi sell congratulations cards?
>>223746353*paedophile
>>223746376*punts it*
>>223746141>
>>223746385you cant do that!
>>223746376*clubs you*
>>223746376hello mr seal
>>223746246Nice of you to let us all know
>>223746246Your dad just logged on then?
>>223746376cum seal
>>223746175>>>223746146 >>223746143
i am a sweaty incel chud rn
you know they put david bowies body up in that tesla
anyone doing oxbridge phd in humanitys here? would like some advice if it's worth doing without funding
need somebody to explode my head off
>>223746446Stop being deceitful.
poo seal
>>223746418Ywnbaw You don't look female. You don't even try to sound or actually female. You're probably just trolling so more people hate trannies from your dog shit repulsive personality. The alternative to settling for a tranny, incel
>>223746466why were his family at the launch then
>>223746485I am a woman. I look feminine. I even got asked out for a drink. The only person who invites you is the mental health workers for appointments
>>223746501obliterated that mental FREAK
>>223746496As a joke.
Mousey and Tilde going at itWill Ebin make an appearance? Maybe even Spaino? How about Diego? No… it’s not Diego day… Dang it…
>>223746501Ywnbaw and your voice is male beyond any reasonable doubt
>>223746501>I am a woman. I look feminine. I even got asked out for a drinkall fabricated btw
>>223746501Would love to go have a drink with you and make a sex tape so you can prove the mongs wrong about you bot beinf a woman.
>>223746501>The only person who invites you is the mental health workers for appointmentsisn't that a bit harshthought you had autism and adhd and anxiety and depression and narcolepsy
Why does AI need drinking water for coolant anyway? Why can't they use poo water or recycle it at least
whys this aussie spamming shit pictures
new thread soon holy fuck holy fuck I'm cumming
>>223746527>Mousey and Tilde going at itAll co-ordinated nonsenseNeither of them are really insulting one another
>>223746469p f scr
>>223746560>Why does AI need drinking water for coolant anyway?woke leftist prouganda
>>223746577just be thankful it's a living woman this time usually they do this with dead ones
remember to watch your drink ew some freak will probably try and roofy you
>>223746541Probably just another troll post because they get hate no matter what they say or do
>>223746527It's allsoExciting
>>223746533And? I don't care. I'm happier and healthier than you>>223746541>all fabricated btwDidn't ask about your work history
>>223746501
>>223746606>>223746606>>223746606
>>223746604>Didn't ask about your work historyProjection of the year mate
