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first for cum
Mexicans are the servant class of /cum/. Rarely seen but always ready and willing to do the mundane task of creating a nu.
>>223758454Bet all of my fucking life savings on blump losing the two houses and getting impeached fuck a duck
>Mexican makes a new with a mid latina as the picit's getting tiresome
>>223758455leonardo
Never played FF>>223758454It's nice to see them active again here. I missed them there for a while.
Who is this harlot>>223758457Mine was about beans. I was just to slow
>>223758457US lost 23k jobs in July what the fuck I thought you guys said the economy was doing fine 4d chess and all what the fuck??? Have we fucked ducks or what???
>>223758464SPILL THE FUCKING BEANS FUCK A DUCK!!!
I would unironically beat the shit out of this Brazilian IRL.
>>223758465I've been insisting since 2021 that the economy is totally fucked. More than just "correcting for the pandemic" I think the 2008 economic crisis has actually caught up to us.
DEPORT LEONARDO
AYO THIS NIGGA MADE A NEW ABOUT BEANS
>>223758477You wouldn't do jack fucking shit pussy
>>223758464either put a hot woman, or make the pic something else. A mid looking chick just ruins the thread.
the charges, officer?
>>223758499I'd rek your shit, cunt. You'd be begging for a deportation.
>>223758464>I was just to slowwhat your dad said when he didn't take his dick off your mother's pussy when he came inside it you duck fucking idiot
>>223758465probably all tech layoffs from AI.
>>223758465The economy is good, you're just an idiot and a failure who can't find a job. Try harder and stop being lazy. Only the economically illiterate are doing bad right now.
>>223758505why do you have pics of cartoon children?
>>223758520Well Leonardo is legally retarded
>>223758525What business is it of yours bitch???
I probably have the best pull out game in the world. If there was a competition of time between pulling out and cumming without getting any inside the pussy, I'd win.
>>223758503No I would rather the op picture be gay sexxx
>>223758423that's a manand we love that
>>223758525theyre all of drinking age, it says so in the beginning of the show
Not having sex is the best pull out game
>>223758530it makes the assumption that you are a pedo. Pedos aren't welcome here.
>>223758534I don't take chances. If you're not reckless, pulling out is safer than using condoms.
>>223758534you've never even seen a pussy. not even on the internet, not even in porn.
>No I would rather the op picture be gay sexxx
>>223758540some countries you can drink at 14 so it doesn't say much
>>223758534How do I get the feel of when to pull out right??? So I feel like pulling out of the pussy is like investing on the stock exchange under this blump economy you never know when he will say some stupid shit and the stocks will all fucking tank
>>223758554>pulling out is safer than using condoms.how?
>>223758563cope
>>223758541>Not having sex is the best pull out game
>>223758574you should know when you're about to cum, retard. It's not hard.
>>223758583
>>223758575because condoms tear but if you don't cum inside there is a 0% chance of pregnancythe "precum can cause pregnancy" is a technicality based around the fact that if there's residual sperm in your urethra that hasn't been flushed out by peeing, the precum can carry that into the vagina and cause pregnancy. precum doesn't actually ever contain sperm on its own, it's anatomically impossible.
Cheri, cheri ladyGoin' through a motionLove is where you find itListen to your heartCheri, cheri ladyLiving in devotionIt's always like the first timeLet me take a partCheri, cheri ladyLike there's no tomorrowTake my heart, don't lose itListen to your heart
>>223758596>precum doesn't actually ever contain spermIsn't precum prostate fluid? Makes sense if that's the case.>>223758574You'll cross that bridge when you cum to it Leo
ZoomZoom is like a 10 year old learning about sex for the first time jfc dis nigga never gonna get his dick wet
my favorite /cum/ power couple is zoom zoom and leonardothe gay anal sex those two get up to must be crazy
Have to change my prostate fluids on Monday
>>223758596>precum doesn't actually ever contain sperm on its own, it's anatomically impossible.why?
anime is a canadian psyop paradicated for nonces
>>223758640that's just a moneygrab from the stealership you don't actually need to change it
>>223758626So I asked gork about it you were wrong nigga I learned that in sex-ed in school nigga go back to school you thought you were too cool for school nigga
>>223758643>whyIt's discharge from the prostate, sperm is from the balls. The prostate fluid functions as a highway for the sperm.
I like how the prostate doesn't do anything except give you cancer.
this nigga never had a prostate orgasm lmaoo
>>223758656ok but it's mixed with it, so if there's some fluid then there can be some sperm. That guy said it's impossible for pre-cum to have it.Or maybe I'm thinking of after you cum, and there's some fluid that is still in your dick that can have sperm.
forgot to study for my prostate exam tomorrow, wish me luck bros
Eye rolling toe curling dreamy bull prostate explosion
>>223758575So on the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution
>>223758671why would I stick things up my bumhole?
apparently the guy who invented the "prostate exam" where they stick a finger in your ass was just a huge faggot and the "test" can actually induce cancer
>>223758505So on the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution
>>223758686>after you cum, and there's some fluid that is still in your dick that can have sperm.that's why they say precum can cause pregnancybasically there's a chance that if you've recently ejaculated and you haven't flushed all of the semen out of your urethra by peeing then hypothetically the next time you have sex the precum can carry the sperm outit's kind of absurd if you ask me
>>223758656I thought pee was stored in the balls? Unless...
>>223758525So on the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution
>>223758686>That guy said it's impossible for pre-cum to have itLike the other guy said it usually comes from leftover sperm in the urethra getting caught in it which doesn't surprise me.
>>223758700So on the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution
>>223758702if touching the prostate caused cancer then homos would have a 1000% risk but they don't. It's actually nofappers who are more likely to get prostate cancer.
>>223758702>the "test" can actually induce cancerhow?
Listening to toto africa
>leonardo spamlord have mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3cd0zxd7EUOFFICIAL thread theme
apparently zoom zoom likes to hang out at the hospital and let people practice prostate exams on himwhat a good guy
>>223758709@gork is this real or what?????????????????
goodnight
>>223758729Good choice
not sure why they haven't founded male birth control yet
>>223758726God detects if you find pleasure in the act and gives you cancer if you enjoy it. God hates fags.>>223758725God gives AIDS to most fags, he saves cancer for the ones he really despises though. There's a good reason you hardly see any faggots over the age of 45.
>>223758725>homos would have a 1000% risk but they don'tThey have higher rates of colon cancer, not prostate cancer. Prostate cancer is it's own thing that's unrelated to stimulation of the gland.
>>223758753It's called being a stone cold incel
The "country festival" at Distillery District in Toronto is complete crap
>>223758753male birth control is being in the bottom 70% of men and it's supposed to be that way
i had my prostate exam at a research hospitala stadium of people watched as a doctor and his 8 students took turns poking my prostate
>>223758771so what are we to make of the fact that blump's ballroom construction got halted nigga thought he was gonna recreate the palace of versailles in the white house what a joke now how will justin trudeau dance with katy perry
>>223758796that wasn't a hospital anon it was an abandoned Shoney's and those weren't doctors they were homeless junkies
>>223758796you take after your mother, huh
>>223758796karl pilkington had it dun on antional tv by a fake doctor
>>223758796Jacob's Ladder remake is wild
touching your prostate feels alright but getting through your anal and rectal sphincter first is difficult and uncomfortable, that's the part where it just feels like taking a shit in reversebumping your prostate feels slightly tingly but I really don't get what the fuss is about
me personally I dont shove things up my ass in the first place because Im not gay
Americans have so many places to go and get obese, it's truly wondrous. Shoneys, Big Boy, Bob Evans, Chipotle, 9000 burger joints, Taco Bell, a dozen pizza slop houses, etc.If I were an American I'd weigh 600lbs and bitch about how the government isn't doing enough to help me. I'd have a rascal to move me around town and I'd shit my sweatpants while waiting in line at Walmart to buy one of those giant clear tubs of cheese poof balls and a 2L of Pepsi.
>>223758807>recreate the palace of versaillesIt's actually kind of cringe, and given we know what happened to the French King as a result of his opulence, it comes across as naive and out of touch.
>>223758850having a woman tickle your ass while she sucks your cock yeah that's really gay isn't it
>>223758854>Big BoyThese only exist in Michigan of all places now
My hands smell of rich maplewood smoke from the BBQ I had earlier.
next you're gonna tell me gock is gay, yeah right dumbass
why the FUCK is youtube recommending me nightcore, I fucking hate nightcore
sup fellas
>>223758922corr would cop an insufflation of her asshole-stein sharpish
>>223758922Hello Bvlgar>>223758891>>223758850This is the biggest generational divide between Zoomers and past gens imo
Just saw a commercial for dishwasher pods that featured a non-threatening black man telling a white heterosexual couple how to get their dishes spot-free. I was expecting it to end in brutal cuckolding but it did not.
>>223758929I love her>>223758935Sup bro, hows it going>>223758936sure
>>223758935zoomers don't like their butts touched?idk to me it's like refusing to eat caviar because you think it sounds weird. you're depriving yourself of something really nice. stop being a pussy and get past your complexes.
if your kidneys get any damage its gg they dont heal, another thing to be scared about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElCDsfptVU
>>223758898Do you soak the chips before hand? I usually just add the flavouring chips to the charcoal within the final hour
>>223758988I drink like a fish and my health is fine. meanwhile my coworker has a 25 year old boyfriend who is dying from lupus. life's unfair.
>>223758978>zoomers don't like their butts touched?Quite the opposite, they do, much more than other gens given most of them do not attach butt stuff to being gay.
>>223758978I had caviar 2 weeks ago and it was ok I guess, nothing that I would give so much money for
>>223759008I'm a millennial and I like rimjobs.
>>223758977>hows it goingAlright I guess. Had a very severe mental breakdown earlier but I recovered and had a nice day.
>>223759027Are you a woman?
>>223758988what's the most common way they get damaged?
>>223759027what happned?
>>223758992I do not soak them. It takes far too long to get them smoking and they don't smoke as well either. They key is to pack the smoker box full, don't leave air space for combustion.
>>223759052>Are you a womanNo I'm just really depressed and I needed to cry for a minute. Nobody knew or saw though.
>>223759013sturgeon caviar?
>>223759076I use a pill style smoker, and keep it around 250-300F with charcoal. Usually we do brisket or pork shoulder, which is an all day event
I bought some flavored mayonaise and it tastes like ass. What a waste of 5 dollars
>>223759086good luck making the difficult but necessary changes to your life necessary to leave the "depressed and sometimes crying" part of your life. it's no way to live
>>223759086Is your depression linked to poor self image?
>>223759115yeah the black one, we are an exporter, something like 10 tons a year i thinkbut also the orange one which I didn't like at all
the queen of /cum/
>>223759172incorrect
>>223759167that's crazy we pay out the ass for black sea caviar
>>223759185this woman is mentally unsound and neither american, mexican, nor candadian
>>223759055idk
>>223758454i fuckin' hate this dude's OPs so uncreative and he has posted trannies in the past
>woman>mentally sound
how was I supposed to know she had a penis?
alright i've read enough stupid bullshit in this thread. i'm done with you faggots. if you need me i'll be in the /cum/ discord gooning on camera.
>>223759172you worship women while most women hate you because you aren't chad
>>223759172Sochee is taking over the boards
>>223759165>linked to poor self imageNo it's more complicated and existential than that>>223759150>it's no way to liveIt isn't, this is the most suicidal I've been since I was a young teenager. I have a girl interested in me and a chance to move to Chicago for cheap within the next year or two ($500 a month, it's actually a fren from this general who is offering me to sublet at his awesome new place), but there's a lot else going on that's driving me insane with most of it stemming from my living and socio-economic situation destroying my sanity. Mental rumination is real and I have it bad.
I spent almost my whole day outside today and I still barely talked to anyone
>>223759289kinda fucked up the human brain does this to us after a day of toil and meanwhile squirrels are getting their rent free tax free houses built for them and they're looking like this
>>223759310
>>223759246sorry im not chudded enough to relate to thislove women, simple as
went to walmart and these two brown skinny girls wearing leggings were checking me out.... they were like. in their 20s but I was with my wife and family so I just came to masturbate to mexican porn
>>223759203I think it's almost half the price here than you guys pay as well as other countriesI had no idea we were an exporter until a few months ago
>>223759343its called "latinx porn" in english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69hgnueQuA
Anyone else know this feel? Xo kinda has point there.
>>223758809>Shoney'sI know about this from Great Indoors
when I we were in Louisville we went to some little craft brewery and the guy behind the bar was randomly Brent Mills the lead singer of Greyhavenmy gf loves him but she didn't realize it was him so now I constantly do the quote from October Sky in the guy's southern accent "I HEARD YA MET YOUR BIG HERO AND YA DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT"I think it's funny but I think she finds it irritating
>>223759372there's actually mexican porn that used to be sol on little stands, too bad I was too young to buy them and saved all those vhs and magazines. It was mostly amateur stuff
>>223759410I'm embarassed to say this but I learned what it was from KOTH and Rick and Morty
>>223759415i`m on west point, never actually been to lousville
>>223759268when you change your environment you'll feel better, do you get much out in the sun - that's great for depression
>>223759386dang zoomies are inmune to pedophiles
something about a woman with a bulge...... erotic......
>>223759523>>223758560
>>223759494>do you get much out in the sunAll the time, I live in Arizona. The endless summer is actually doing the opposite, it's driving me insane and giving me Groundhog Day syndrome. I miss Winter, I miss quiet, I miss natural water, and the color green.
>>223759551interesting, my mood has been so good since I'm out in the sun all the time and not only my mood
forgot to do my duolingo before midnight
>>223759592>my mood has been so good since I'm out in the sun all the time and not only my moodIt helps that you have a place to live, access to the sea and nature, a good job, and a GF. On top of those concerns the living situation and this place is driving me nuts.
>>223759597why are you trying to learn another language? to go to Cambodia and fall in love with ladyboys?
>>223759621I wouldn't call it a gf but yeah kinda maybe. >On top of those concerns the living situation and this place is driving me nuts.Where are you living now? Weren't you with your parents?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ98yHG-_PU
god played a sick joke when he made me
>>223759766Video unavailableThis video is not available
>>223759739>Weren't you with your parents?Yes. We're in the middle of a move to an apartment complex full of Jeets because our psychotic landlady decided to end our lease for no reason and we can't afford a place to live here. I want to leave more than anything but I'm waiting to graduate.
>>223759789I hate googlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xaBmWqC4hI
>>223759802based and swingpilled
>>223759766
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HCIqREHDW1c&
>>223759812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abPYZl46xLE>>223759817Is that Maradona?
>>223759797>We're in the middle of a move to an apartment complex full of Jeets They are even in Arizona, interesting, seems like they are everywhere.>I want to leave more than anything but I'm waiting to graduate.Is that your last year?
>>223759835>Is that Maradona?yep
>>223759854>seems like they are everywhereThey are. It's an infestation.>Is that your last year?Likely next Summer or Fall will be when I graduate.
>>223759854>>223759906I use gel or wax and they jeets it odd that I put that on my hair
>>223759906According to the census there's a 1000 Indians in Bulgaria, but probably 80% of them are here just to study and then leave cause there's no money for doctors and no gibs, half of those are women. the girl I'm actually seeing is half Indian, studies in a medical uni here and will leave next year. >>223759948wut?
>>223759996fuck I'm drunk... I said that I put gel or wax on my hair and jeets find it odd that I put that on my hair
>>223760020I used to put gel as a kid but it fucks up your hair. Now I'm using Magnesium Chloride, there's a lab near me and I go buy pure MC for 1/3 of the price they sell it in pharmacies. I initially bought it years ago to dissolve it in water and soak my feet after running (which gives great relief) but one time I decided to splash some on my face and hair and my skin became so soft and my hair looked great, it's like putting gel but it's actually soft and looks like you've used hair products, highly recommend. From the lab I get it is 7 euro for 1kg, in pharmacies they sell 500 grams for 20 euro, also mine is 100% pure and clean cause it's supposed to be used in chemistry or whatever.
Woke up in the middle of night
>>223760143Ok, interesting, I might try that, is there any side effects if you use it for a long time ?
>>223759225>and he has posted trannies in the pastHopefully in the future too!
>>223759996Why the fuck don't they just study in India?
Always been a pomade man
>>223758990Nice song but your a fag for cropping the image, completely butchers the ambiance and context
>>223760234I don't put it all the time, just when I go out and want to style my hair somewhat. You can also dissolve some in water and put it in a spray bottle, I have looked online and they actually use this in hair products that make the hair appear fuller. I usually eyeball it but I put 10 grams in 100ml of water, something like that, dip my hands and run my hands through my hair a few times, that's enough to have an effect. No I haven't had side effects. I mean it's just a form of magnesium at the end of the day. >>223760267Idk, cause it's cheap here and the education is good.
>>223760313I took the picture right from the youtube video I got it from, ackshually, so its THAT guy's fault
>>223760245thank you for appreciating our culture. you're welcome here any time.
>>223760358filter my flag and shut up how about that
>>223760379He's Indian and likely malding about you fucking a Jeeta lel>>223759996>According to the census there's a 1000 Indians in Bulgaria, but probably 80% of them are here just to study and then leave cause there's no money for doctors and no gibs, half of those are womenBe wary man, you give them an inch and they take a mile
In China & Korea they eat dog & in Japan they regularly eat cetaceans.
>>223760418>Be wary man, you give them an inch and they take a milewe are too racist and there's no gibs and no money so...as I said as soon as they graduate they leave
>>223760418I think it's just Leo trying to be funny.
>>223760408
>>223760465Let me eat your pussy
>>223760465Yuck, I always hated the smell of dogs, they are cool and all, but I wouldn't have one, much less eat it
>>223760678Yeah you would fucking BARBECUE it
>>223760245kys faggot
I should watch more KotH
Come and put your headphones on
I've been working on new banking app, showed it to my boss and he didn't give a fuck.... lol. So I was drinking outside on my yard watching the buses, cars and women pass by and my neighbor, Cynthia, just had come from the gym. She was wearing leggings and she has a fat ass. I just told her she wants to show her big ass so I might join the gym to see asses and she said that I could also look at men as well.. wtf? I think she thinks I'm gay
>>223760997>look at men as wellWell I mean you could
>>223761007may be she does that, I don't like seeing bulges, whenever she talks iwth my wife she is always saying which man she has fucked this week
Just busted a nut bros
I wish zoom zoom would let me drop a shit on his head irl
>>223761101based saudi
Oh no the dude making surfrock reggae with a fake jamaican accent died after doing black tar heroin so sad.
banana bread. lemon bread. carrot bread. chocolate chip bread. cinnamon bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHvXw09H7iM
>>223762041How about black guy heroin
>>223763067You forgot raisin bread
Good morning bros and a slow painful death to all frogposters
How do Americans feels about Bernie Sanders or Andrew Yang?>>223758455Bestiality is illegal in Canada!
>>223764085bernie sanders was our last hope but he's been too old for office for quite some time now
>>223764085Yang used to raid /pol/, loled
today is going to be a day
>>223764144>bernie sanders was our last hopeUmm he’s Jewish
>>223764820You're most of the way there brother. Add great to your sentence and then we're getting somewhere
At carvana
>>223765455You're buying a crossover from a vending machine? Sweet
Good morningTime for church
Many US military transport planes arrived in Kyushu and delivered drinking water and food to earthquake victims today.Japanese people are grateful to the United States and consider them their BFF.
>>223765523America is very grateful to Japan and considers them our lover
>>223758423alexa demie is the most beautiful woman walking this earth for sure
>>223765569Not as beautiful as you
My sister is forcing me to watch TV with her every Sunday.
>>223765636Just wait until she starts forcing you to sniff her farts
>>223765647I don't think she'll do that.
>>223765664what makes you say that
>>223765740She only loves anime guys. And brooding men.
I was reading about the Scottsboro Boys who were internationally famous due to being blatantly framed for raping two white girls on the train. Anyways, interestingly enough almost every single one of them apparently went on to get arrested again later in life for various crimes. They all seemed to have pretty awful lives even after getting released.Funniest one is a guy who got arrested for... harassing a woman on the NYC subway. Kek!Saddest is one caught his wife in bed with another man. He killed her and himself.Another one got arrested for raping his ex-gfs 13yrs old daughter. He was acquitted by jury and then proceeded to stab his wife.
>>223765859women love me so much.they will never accuse me of rape.
30-something Latinas be like
>>223766173Keep dreaming