huge lorry

aussie racismlad must get banned like 12 times a day

day 4 no coffee and i want to kms

stumbling arse first against the shower glass and my anus forms a perfect suction cup seal

>>223821050
the left
CANt
MEMe

>>223821021
>>223821055
>>223821056
no hice

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>>223821065

>>223821065
heh

Dr Home

>>223821050
our flag is never depicted or mentioned anywhere, sometimes not even in actual EU stats for things

>>223821050
the fact that this doesnt include russia shows the creator is a moron

You just KNOW that behind the professional act Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke "Kemi" Badenoch is a real rachet ass bitch

Gets home and immediately starts screeching at her man in igbo, twerking on the kitchen top and popping dat pussy. Cleaning those wings with her big buck teeth grabbing the fufu with her bare hands
Hamish watching on meekly as she plays chance the rapper over loudspeaker on the overground and refuses to ever turn up to social gatherings on time.

Bet she fucks like a machine and all.

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>>223821059

leftypol unconscious on a train station toilet slumped over with a needle of estrogen in his track mark-speckled forearm

>>223821050
most of those people are jeets and yanks on VPNs however, they arent very good at hiding it

>>223821051
this but no porn

>>223821084
probably for the best i imagine they're trying to look good when they put out stats

>>223821081
dr homer: the patient needs duff and donuts

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what does /brit/ think about Karen? Is she a good depiction of an English person?
Are there better portrayals of British people in anime than Karen Kujo of Kiniro Mosaic?

>>223821095
the climate inside her house in inexplicably tropical and misty. ape like howls and screams echo the walls

>>223821096
this would be the one thing that actually gets them to revolt

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the fit Portuguese lass at toil said she misses me (we work in different buildings now)

>>223821084
you are just too irrelevant mate

>>223821095
thinking of a magistrate reading this to you while a daily mail photographer captures your chud visage

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>>223821095
how many more times bud

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>>223821134

>>223821097
sc

homer ket the farts out

>>223821145
until he finds a new OCD obsession :/

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>>223821136
>>223821110

>>223821096
scrimming

>>223821146
low key one of the most mentally ill posters here

im actively seeking the destruction of the bulgarian people

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>>223821146

>>223821130
idk i'm not a child molester sorry mate

scromply bomply

what goes on in bulgary anyway

>>223821141
screaming

>>223821096
no way thats real

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>>223821130
gentle chapman

>>223821141
This is going to happen to all of us after the doxocaust

>>223821130
why do you watch animation of prepubescent girls?

want to make a big post where I (You) every post that made me scream but cba

>>223821175
its ok dont be sorry

>>223821205
you've never screamed at a post

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>>223821050
i hate america but i'm not delusional enough to think canada is anything more than a vassal for the u.s.; same for western europe. sad but true.

HRT unironically making me feel terrible

>>223821145
Until you freaks get it into your thick heads

>>223821146
what a stud!

>>223821205
cant do that anyway due to you know what

>>223821180
women get beaten and raped but like it

>>223821186
it's fake because americans would never give up their 8000 lbs child destroyer 5000 pickup truck with a v12 engine that gets 2mpg

>>223821221
ok sorry to hear about that

country called boogeria where everyones got massive noses

>>223821205
that sort of thing gets spam filtered

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>>223821130
she gives quintessential /brit/ x

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>>223821180
>>223821230
false, we are the safest country in europe somehow

>>223821217
I scream constantly
Mum tells me to pipe it down
I hoot like an owl sometimes

>>223821263
any tips for when i come for eurovision next year
any particular things i gota check out in sofia presumably

>>223821268
playful minx

>>223821271
follow the leader ahh

18 year old zoomer goth baddies with big tits and fat arses

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crying laughing at this

>>223821287
alri drake

>>223821263
is that because all of your gypsies are in the uk now?

yeah i'm a gamer

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>>223821285
phwoar

>>223821263
bvllgaria

ngl I think Kemi "rachet" Badenoch is a good gimmick

need to know who did tom scott's hair transplant

>>223821290
im cresaing

>>223821263
nah i'm sure it's nice just having a laugh at the stereotypes of oriental despotism that get invoked when places on the other side of an arbitrary geographic boundary are mentioned, an absurdity highlighted by slavoj zizek in a now infamous video
it was brought to mind when the other poster asked what happened in bulgary(sic) and due to my ignorance all i could imagine was a backwards underdeveloped country filled with brutes

>>223821314
need her to do that on my face after several silent hours in the hot sweaty sun

>>223821313
L slopfaps detected
diagnosis: INDIAN

I guess this is how the story goes
Rorke's in the thick of it, everybody knows
When he looks down he can't even see his toes

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dem mentol elves x

>>223821362
ok

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>>223821347
W INDIA

>>223821314
just sit in your house nigga

>>223821314
odd since half of the noise comes from them

drenching rorke with petrol and lighting him on fire on the bus

how do i become nonchalant

just men's mental healthed myself

seems like this entire country has just thrown in the towel

i do not like `demmies` poster

>>223821314
these articles are engagement bait for millennials and boomers

the urine dreams are becoming more frequent

>>223821413
>25
fuck off

>>223821413
she's got a big spot on her face

>>223821429
so she does

the gaped-wing

remember that video of the man on fire and he's just running around

>>223821314
hipsters were doing this for decades it is called vipassana

no but I remember that video of the man who sets his legs on fire and he's kicking his legs around while the footloose song plays hahaha

#raperorke

>>223821472
gp

creating a soulstamp to rewrite rorke's past as if he grew up with strong african women as guiding presences in his life

Don't walk awa-a-a-a-ay... in si-i-lence... Don't walk away.

Morning team. Off toil today. Walked over 100,000 steps and about 90 km in total over the last 4 days of toil

There’s something I know about you that you may or may not know about yourself. You have within you more resources of energy than have ever been tapped, more talent than has ever been exploited, more strength than has ever been tested, more to give than you have ever given.

trapping rorkes very being in a petty soul gem and powering my vibrating arse plug with it

>>223821519
i'll use it to be racist more efficiently

just had a lovely lunch with the family lads, even managed to get nanberg out whose arthritis plays her up big style
just one of those days where you're just in the moment and appreciating it
in the uber back home with mum and her wife but im defo going to have to go to the pub or something, still so much more of the day to enjoy x

>>223821497
Why aren't you working today?

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CHAWKLET?

>>223821541
I have a day off. My days off this week are Tuesday (today) and Saturday.

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>mum and her wife

>>223821519
telling this to the guy who rapes his own arse really fast

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>>223821537
Glad to hear it

wonder what all these incels posting pictures of women and calling them ugly look like

any funny tiktoks

taking my wacky australian ragdoll and throwing him off a bridge

>>223821557
99 year old rorke in the nursing home reminiscing about… you know

>>223821564
which ones? the ones in your mind?

>>223821313
Ugly fat whores

rorke finally getting the perfect shampoo and singing ozzy osborne no more tears in celebration

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>>223821583

I have nothing planned for today other than taking it easy and relaxing a bit. On Saturday I have a GP appointment

pedo

>>223821564
I haven't seen those posts

Humans know what makes them feel most alive, and then they don’t do it most of their lives.

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>>223821607

rorke listening to the guts theme in the shower with the lights off

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>>223821488
avatar was giving gibbymoo

>>223821622
that's not the name field lil gup

>>223821652
been there ngl

Just exhaled deeply. Sometimes you do t realise how tense your body is until you fully relax every muscle

>>223821276
Go to Vitosha the mountain, its nice there, also some good bars and artsy hipstery places.

You can see the Serdika excavations, the old churches, the Ethnographic museum, the central mineral baths

>>223821299
lol, idk, theres plenty still here but they behave

>>223821333
it was like that in the 90s probably, we still have brutes but somehow the rapes and homicides are the lowest in Europe, the good thing is we haven't been infected with the western retarded social politics (for now) and refugees are still afraid of our country

>>223821635
cant get drunk and wank all day every day

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that's him done

You know why engagement rings are worn on the ring finger of the left hand?
It's because that's the only finger that has a vein connecting directly to the heart

>>223821613
what makes you think this is a post anyone wants to read
keep your mundane thoughts about your pitiful life out of the thread
you're not a 'face', you're not a 'character', any more than a mosquito is while its obnoxious buzzing cannot be ignored
the sooner you are swatted from existence the better

>>223821682
says who

>>223821495
they say it saved him

>>223821658
did she an hero? no seen anything of her for a while

release the tension in your anus

>>223821695
no it's because it's called the ring finger

hi my name is rorke and my favourite album is brat by charli xcx

>>223821692
need to fix rent BUT none of the reasons why rent is up okay?

>>223821713
*shits the bed*

>>223821714
dont contradict me ok?

>>223821707
I think she just stopped posting online

mental how depression works isnt it? was utterly suicidal last night and now feel quite good

>>223821675
how's your hen doing today?

>>223821613
Does the heat affect your health?

get the freddos back to 10p

>>223821735
Nothing out of the ordinary to report

>>223821738
Yes. It makes me more depressed and lethargic. It doesn't really affect me physically other than making me uncomfortable

>>223821695
>The fourth finger (the ring finger) of the left hand is traditionally believed to have a special vein connecting straight to the heart, called the vena amoris or "vein of love". However, this is an ancient myth. Anatomically, all fingers share the same blood vessel layout, and no single finger connects directly to the heart.
why are you posting this drivel exactly? are you a literal 40 year old mumberg?

>>223821707
don't think so, we would've heard if so

im on the pills that stunt your emotional spectrum so I just feel ok all the time
works for me because i dont deserve to feel happiness and i dont like feeling sad, this is a good compromise

think someone's just crashed their car outside
heard tire squeals then a bump and all the neighbours have came out
might go and have a snoop

phoned up to get a quote for the stairs and landing and they wanted 200 quid fuck that

i always have no energy the day after i wank

>>223821692
>nearly 50% of my income going on rent
Sounds like someone is living above their means

Mate just admitted to me when he was 17 he got his little sister who was 6 to lie that the tv licensing man looked through her window and touched himself while she was naked. They took it all the way to court and the man ended up spin a year in jail and sign on the sex offenders register for life.

Not really sure what to think about the situation, I just brushed over it when he mentioned it

Mad how bad this year has been as a smart cookie
Had to decline my first PhD offer, applied for another PhD, got it, turned it down and am now applying for a third in the hope to start in 2027.
Kinda wish I picked an easier career path now but the thirst for glory and big titty bitches is too great to pass up

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kino

couldn't see anything from the big window downstairs think it was further down the street

>>223821096
Is Trump actually a retard?

>>223821832
maybe report that mate

went for a walk and ended up in an unfamiliar part of town

>>223821833
only phd you're getting is a pooey homo dick

>>223821857
that image is fake but how are you only asking that question now

>>223821875
grow up

>>223821873
didn't get bummed did you?

>>223821875
fart shrieking

>>223821875
You're just jealous

>>223821867
Obviously not going to get my mate and his little sister in trouble am I

>>223821875
roar

can't even be arsed to sit in the garden i'm done with this heat

>>223821832
can't pay, we'll get taken to jail

keep filling up hard drive with cam recordings

>>223821912
I don't reckon a girl who was 6 at the time is gonna get in trouble and if your mate does it's because he deserved it

In hindsight being a kid you basically had a superpower, if anyone ever did anything to annoy you you could pretty much garuantee them prison time as a nonce. If you just keep repeating they nonced you and never wilted under questioning they are going to jail 100%

>>223821941
sonion

>>223821146
>>223821167
I'm a lonely incel that finds great joy in small positive interactions with women
I will NOT be apologising for this

>>223821833
ok archeologylad hows it foing

>>223821875
done 'im

>>223821912
grim
like saying if ur mate raped someone u would stay mates and not say anything

>>223821912
Why?
I am reporting to the police this matter

blud thought he was going to get cancelled for posting frogs

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>>223821960

>>223821960
you made it all up

>>223821972
Everything I has said is satire and for amusement and responses on this satirical and crazy world of 4chan

Only a fool would take something said on here as true

mates gf has giant skin tags around her neck and ears and they're gross and I can't stop staring at them

>>223822022
you are a black hearted cynic you

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Have you ever thought about joining a fraternal society?

>>223822029
cool it with the racism

>>223821971
To be fair tv license mongs are in the same league as nonces in my eyes

>>223822022
no it's all the truth which may or may not make it worse

>>223822032
i already have three brothers i don't need any more

>>223822025
kiss them and tell her that you love her

>>223822047
only if you stop being so sassy

doing overtime because i'm a runt with no friends

>>223822059
just the thought of touching those growths with my lips makes me shudder

Ricky Gervais' Alleycats

>>223822069
We are your friends

>>223822070
what would they taste like

>>223822063
*rolls my eyes* you are impossible

I had a skin tag right up in my groin where my thigh met my ballbag and I used a pair of nail clippers to snip it off
Hurt a bit and bled for a while but it scabbed over and healed

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reading about aeroplane accidents and incidents
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JetBlue_Flight_292

>>223822072
this is one of the worst attempts at guerrilla marketing i've ever seen please stop

>>223822072
don't watch if you're easily offended

How can I let my adopted sister know I have a small penis without it being weird and not seem like I done it on purpose?

She’s 30 I’m 23

>>223821964
Having to apply for a PhD back at my old uni. Super embarrassing because I thought I was done with them (everyone I knew has moved on) and was going to be going on to fuck hot European chicks in Europe, walking to work every day along ancient cobblestone streets and the hallowed halls of academic greats and basking in the glory of being the greatest archaeologist of my generation with a ton of Q1s under my belt a year or two into the PhD.

I guess I'll have to settle for being a talented chud at some sub 300 incel university until I get a post doc, and that's if I get into the program. if I got accepted into Oxford but rejected from this I think I'll actually kill myself.

>>223822070
is it that bad, cant they be removed

>>223822109
looks like eggmong

>>223822109
this the new fungus ocd obsession?

the cute pigeon is eating berries from the tree outside again
yesterday there were 4 of them resting on it
how strange it is to be a witness to their existence

>>223822117
just sit her down and tell her mate
its all there is for it

See objectively ugly/gormless looking lads with fit girlfriends all the time.

you literally have no excuse

leftypol at his prostate exam pushing back

>>223822129
rape it

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love this meme format

>>223822142
dr rorke getting flustered

>>223822138
I keep saying this

>>223822072
Bit shit though rigbt

>>223822151
grow up

>>223822138
ive still got a couple

>>223822142
s

just been sentenced to death in absentia

>>223822168
you need a lot of help

>>223822168
this is your entire life isnt it :/

Snap into a Slim Jim!

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Just got back from Waitrose

>>223822118
why did you not go to oxford if you got accepted

>>223822123
yes, that's why I'm baffled she hasn't had it done

>>223822168
this place is your entire life and thats just sad

>>223822175
my nan had absentia before she died sorry to hear you're dying luv

>>223822155
licking his fingers clean afterwards

>>223822168
right wellington

>>223822138
Those women are usually super mentally ill so normie blokes don't want to deal with them (after shagging them, of course), but have attachment issues so they go for some loser betabuxx

munch munch munch

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that's us done then

he's really not very well at all

>>223822224
why did he attach an image of that literal who to that xeet

>>223822228
my Wikipedia page contents

what the fuck even was that?

>>223822224
How exactly did they force this diversion?

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hate being sick

>>223822267
looked like some lads shopping haul to me

>>223822258
It's a meme from Joe Rogan's podcast where that asian lady (who is apparently North Korean) made claims about the state

>>223822224
don't understand why they actually took the potter fans seriously instead of just carrying on regardless

fb is the only social media i still have. the community groups are great fun.
>If yoy consciously walk into a strangers house with the intention of stealing, my mind is made up, im blowing a fucking hole into them. Tragedy? Go fuck yourself.

>>223822289
i dont get it

dance to the plastic beat

>>223822138
a) they aren't as "ugly" as you think they are
b) their gfs aren't as "fit" as you think they are
c) the guy is not respected at all by his gf and is a relationship of convenience for her

>>223822276
>>223822293
because it sounds like a very small change and they got some publicity out of it. they come across as vile cowards though really

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>>223822299

>>223822299
have you considered talking to a psychiatrist

>>223822187
Because it cost $30,000 AUD a year in course fees, plus around $40,000 in rent, food and all the bullshit costs they attach on (sub fusc, new clothes, new appliances etc.). and that was before the AUD-Pound exchange rate shat the bed.
And the kicker is that you can get into college accomodation in the first year and then they boot you out to go find some shithole flat in the city for the remainder of the degree.

And then on top of that my supervisor wasn't going to help with research costs so I was supposed to find grants for $20,000 worth of analysis

Bloke told me to my face that the only people that do PhDs at Oxford are rich Americans, Chinese and British. One of his students was a CCP plant. The Poms HATE Australians so naturally they had grants for Americans and Europeans but not Australians.
There was a grant for $100,000k I could've applied for but I decided not to bother going. I hate the British. The Jason Arday scandal has been vindicating.

I seriously hope the UK dissolves within my lifetime and becomes a European Haiti

>>223822302
She was saying 'in north korea, x crazy bad thing happens' and people memed it to use when something wacky occurs in other nations or such

>>223822299
stop posting on the internet and seek an appointment with the GP immediately

They should of redirected the cable but also bulldozed the dobby cairn for being a literal pile of rubbish in an actual beauty spot

englishers are dying of thirst but scotchads aree swimming in the rain. i wish i was scottish instead of english

think they have sexy ass slutpop bimbo magazine covers on theinternet archive?

cringe

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>Harry Potter fans have forced a new multimillion-pound power cable between the UK and Ireland to be relocated after complaining it would desecrate the “grave” of Dobby, a fictional elf.

>should of

What was the deleted post that has everyone in a frenzy?

with a wotanic grin he disappears into the night

>>223822345
grim
why not apply somewhere else in europe or what about canada or the states
you sound very unhappy about staying behind which will probably lead to a lot of self resentment

>>223822388
sup ghostie

definitely never touching quorn that's what ive learned from this

>>223822401
a pooey dildo

>>223822117
dont wear boxers so she will notice how small the bulge is. i did this a couple of times in the past and i could see the light in my dad’s eyes disappear

It’s so fucking grim that the right has all ugly bitches and all the fit birds are on the left.

>>223822186
>precooked dogshit
come on man
what the fuck

>>223822429
Super duper ones

>>223822429
rorke saying 'based' to himself in front of his thinkpad as he reads this

>>223822401
gore

>>223822437
if it makes you feel any better all women are the same evil
women don't consider a man's politics when it comes to shagging him
what matters is his face, height, ethnicity, and not being neurodivergent

>>223822429
isnt his son married to a paki?

rorkes fucking finished pic related

>>223822453
ktim

>40 year old mumberg
corr

>>223822412
Because finding a funded archaeology PhD overseas as an international is basically impossible and all of the unis in Europe, Canada and the US just focus on lame shit like ancient greece and egypt. I wanted to go to Germany but they offer fuck all good supervisors.
My project is good enough to get me to Oxford, it's good enough to get me into a good post doc too. I'm just annoyed it isn't at somewhere else like USYD.

I plan to go to some conferences and go overseas for field work, so I'll be able to have some fun but yeah it's pretty lame because I'll know nobody and I hate my home city.

>>223822453
scrtim