land speed record edish
What's the best thing you own?
>>223824675my house
>>223824642https://youtu.be/OJhkM8I1WlE
>>223824675my arse
>>223824675poo
Never understood how some whiskey or wine can cost £3000 or more Unless it gives me superpowers or cures a serious illness no liquid is ever worth more than a grand no matter how much money I have
>>223824693poor cope
>>223824642I have quite a nice cashmere jumper
>>223824675po
>>223824693makes me wish I knew how to rip off the super-rich people
>>223824675my pc
>>223824693When you're rich you need to spend frivolously else the government comes after you
Anyone ever paid for a proper high end escort (£500+)Are they just fitter or do they put on a show and be absolute demons in the sack?
>>223824675airpods. only thing that makes my incel life bearable otherwise id just be walking around in the world alone with my thoughts
Reckon Richard Hammond has a BWC?
Why are women so bad at communicating but always say men are bad at itDo they actually believe that or is it just projection
>>223824675nothing fuck my incel life
>>223824675yeah my pc too
>>223824675my mid 2014 macbook pro. i'll kill myself if it packs in
>>2238247534 inch swc
Bit mad how i can just boot up my pc and watch loads of freaks sperging out for hours at a time
Feeling blackpilled & furious
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
>>223824675my 6.5 inch bwc is pretty good tbfhas pleasured a few women
>>223824789You’ve got your family on a livestream lad?
co-op bakery
Just discovered Daniel Larson and gained a fondness for watching spackers cause a nuisance in public. Any other examples of people who do the same thing who are mentally unwell?
feeling whitepilled and fabulous
>JUST IN: Massachusetts becomes the 10th state to allow abortion at any point in pregnancy.americans are fucking mental
>>223824820No, monitor doesn’t work so I just stare into it and look at myself
>>223824837satanic peopleneed them wiped off the map
>>223824675My poor man’s Rolex (Tudor)
I don't know what it is I like about you but I like it a lot
>>223824837Euros hate us when we bad abortion and hate us when we allow itCan’t win with you people
well bend me over and call me shirley then
>>223824837Post birth abortionsWE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM
>>223824837leftists aren't americansthey are globohomo golems
I’m not against abortion but women who get an abortion should get a scarlet letter for life
>>223824837might walk into a maternity hospital find a woman who's crowning and swing a baseball bat up her cunt in protest
>>223824887the proverbial home made roly poly, made literal
>>223824837we had the gestational limit as 28 weeks when we legalised it in 1967then in 1990 we changed it to 24 weeks because it was proved babies could be viable after that time and we just went "whoopsie our bad"diane abbott ET AL tried to keep the 28 weeks because feminism or summat like ain't it weird though that we basically admitted we were killing viable babies for 23 yearsfeels like that should be a bigger deal
if someone with glasses looks at the sun does it burn their eyeballs?
Find it really grim when takeaways try to go “gourmet” just stick to the stuff you know, Rasheed. Get everything fried in loads of old oil, poor hygiene, massive portions, cheap as fuck
>>223824916*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>223824916heatherfungus is a viable baby and id love to kill him
>Iran says will not negotiate with the US until Trump's term is done in 2029 2 quid for petrol incoming. fuck my chud life and fuck this orange clown
i've totally arsed my life up
>>223824837women deserve rights chud
>>223824837never saw the issue with abortionnot even a leftypol should be up to the mother
>>223824947you're slow. this happened yesterday and they did try to take down his plane since then
>>223824960what's her name
it's like a dog ripping a newspaper up for attention
>>223824947he's not leaving in 2029 he's going to become president for life
>>223824943this hurts medoes it make you feel happy, to hurt people?because if so you are successful sir
Diane Abbott is a dumb nigger tbf
How does China and Russia deal with undesirable migrants? Let’s say you turn up and you are a spacker or a scumbag?
and she's holding up my heart like a hand grenade
driving home for christmasdo do do
think I'll do mushrooms tomorrow, might enhance the meteor shower/eclipse
>>223824986if you spent 5 minutes thinking about it you'd realise its murder. no religion required to come to that conclusion either.
Protesting only works if your agenda is popular. There are more people who are apathetic towards climate change than are worried about it. I’m not even convinced that climate activists outnumber climate change deniers in this country.
Just crafted a pinhole projector for tomorrow
>>223825035remember when Portillo said this lol
>>223824675ye mums fanny
In the original robot wars did they ever get a robot that defeated the flipper menace or did flippers reign supreme?
>>223825037They don't have any. Think about it, have you ever seen a Chinese person with downs syndrome? No you haven't. It's a white person disease
>>223825055the baby being alive is contingent on the mother being alive its a different relationship to an independent person murdering another one
Super RorkeyPops
>>223824976it is mad how much women care about killing their babies
>>223825095Now that I think about it I’ve seen an absurdly large amount of Chinese people with Down syndrome
bums and tums
We live in an age of technological and spirtual crisis
>>223824675I don't believe any of you own any of these things btw
had no idea until recently that you can sicc an ai on a thread and user like this
>>223825035
>>223825107no its ok to kill newborns and toddlers? their existence is contingent on another being alive
>>223825120handsome 'berge
so it happened again>Woman, 38, who climbed over seats at Emirates stadium to grope teenage girl during Arsenal Women's match is spared jailhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16044789/Woman-38-climbed-seats-Emirates-stadium-grope-teenage-girl-Arsenal-Womens-match-spared-jail.html
>>223825095A Chinese kid with down syndrome actually lives over the road from my gran. Both his parents are ethnically Chinese. Gran doesn’t like them because she thinks they killed and ate a goose and its eggs. Plus they just let the mong child stand in the back garden and he just stares into space literally going “durrrrrr”
>>223825116that's just what they look like you racist
>>223824675My debit card probably
What’s the next big thing? We have had gays, then trannys what’s the next step?
>>223825097
>>223825107so you can murder babies?
>>223825141another person yeah not their biological mother
There are still people that don't believe in climate change. Mind boggling stuff.
DOWN ON THIS KILLING FLOOR
>>223825186probably because uk carbon emissions have gone down but its getting warmerthats basically evidence its all fake
keep reposting that it gets funnier every time
The upstairs of my newly purchased first home has exposed original floorboards. It nice but noisy.
>>223825198ok i will do it
I believe that abortion is murder but I support it anyway because the effect on society is overwhelmingly positive.
>>223825179meaningless distinction. someone (a caregiver) has to be alive for them to live. yet you draw the line at murdering them for arbitrary reasons
Need to know how much of the current heat is natural climate change versus man influenced climate change
>Burnham says middle class areas need to take more asylum seekers...as more than 3,000 migrants arrive in just 22 daystick tock, twats
No one “doesn’t believe” in climate change they just don’t give a fuck which is the most logical mindset to have
>>223825193The famed Rorke intelligence
why are FEMALES so IDIOTIC
>>223825216
>>223825211>meaningless distinctionhs
there's a little 190 in all of us x x x
Was working with a nice older African fella today. In the breakroom he went out to make a call, and some chuddy beardfat and his mates started going on about the blacks/migrants/Britain losing it's identity etc. Weird because I agree with what the guy was saying but it's a shame having to think that when you are spending time with a decent bloke that happens to be of such heritage.
>>223825234this is me browsing /brit/
>>223825217Where did he say this? Because you just made that up you ghoulish runt
>>223825234his glory days are gone
>>223825217How about he just says noWe're full
>>223825213Here's a clue, Rorke. Natural climate change takes place over thousands of years
Simple fookin ashttps://x.com/i/status/2086808484096479407
>>223825240because its irrelevant to the logic you used
was utterly bizarre this, pic related dressing as a man to have sex with another womanhttps://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/15uouce/it_went_too_far_how_georgia_bilham_wove_web_of/
>iran gets what it wants when trump steps downthis might be the thing to convince democrats to just let him be president because they hate iran as much as john bolton i wonder kind of deal they republicans could make them to get them to give away every election from now until the end of timemaybe they combine republican and democrat into the republocrats and do a CCP thing
>>223825260Yeah? Rome wasn't built in a day but every day there was progress
>>223825273*from which you came
>>223825233genuinely don't care about the grooming stuff, it's either abdul fucking some loose chav for vapes or it's a retarded girl compelled to show her tits on roblox.
>>223825284no it isnt
>>223825250ok but do you want the entire country population by his people? individuals dont matter in this context. think bigger
actually indian
>>223825296Bet there were some days they just fucked it off
>character locked
>>223825302it is
>>223825301
>>223824916informative post, got me swede thinking that
>>223825318cap
>I dont care about foreigners raping children in my country very strange thing to say
>>223825339i accept your concession. i suggest you start thinking about your beliefs a bit more deeply
if its like a 1 month old fetus is not murder is it
>>223825364this man is blacked!!!black owned!!!
>>223824642should have painted it entirely black like a big you know what
>>223825301paedo
Right so I'm skinnyfat. I am skinny but have a big belly. For the last month and a bit I have exercises for the first time in my life. I have been doing resistance bands Every other day, I do the following;30 curls30 squats40 row pullsI have also cut out snacking and have stopped eating fast food and other junk like pizzas. My breakfasts are now greek yoghurt with granola and my lunches are salads, pastas, wraps. And I have noticed NO progress.I know it's harder when you're in your 30s but I see NOTHING. what's the POINT
>>223825375nice little concession this
>>223825347Good thing that nobody did then eh?
>>223825373its a human so of course its murder
>>223824675got an air fryer with two drawers the other weekrevolutionised how i fry things in air
>>223825387not even harder desu that's copeyou definitely need to do cardio of all sortscardio is a godsendthat and/or HIIT
>>223825387you are disabled as fuck
It'll be ok, With the help of my tasty lemon drink, it'll be ok.
>>223825292Uh excuse me chud you do realise that gender is fluid and no such thing as “gender” Hopefully that cunt that got her arrested gets charged for a hate crime
>>223825233Rorke peculiarly silent on this one
>>223825387its been a month you stupid fat bastard keep going
>>223825387You're probably changing your fat to muscle (not directly) but not noticing it
>>223825233why didn't they just say no
>>223825193This
rorke gets his shoes from boyes'
in all seriousness though, worth a punt, aye?
>>223825120Well, western imperialisms are on the ropes
>>223825476>American oakglug it down the drain
Raping my granda
just saw some teenage girls walking down the road
>>223825476you just KNOW that’s gonna taste like whisky
>>223820484>>223820484>>223820484New
Posting in the new
>>223825413What's HIIT?
>>223825525did they have their arses hanging out?got an actual chub on on the train the other day looking at a couple of them slagging it up
Can't grow much hair on on my right cheek just got a big bald patchdon't get enough above my chin and below my bottom lip to do a goatee eitherand clean shaven shows off my flabby neckjust pathetic I am pathetic little parasite
>>223825413is skipping good for HIIT?
>>223825596My beard is ok but I have a bald patch on my right cheek too
>>223825581I think he posed for a life model drawing for me in college
>>223825581wish he was pooing as well in this image
>>223825596i cant get hair on my fucking cheeks
>>223825581Art
im a virgin on the internet using virign internet
wish the lads from /brit/ were here for a beveragino
>>223825631ktim! KTIM!!
>>223825659Why'd he do it?
if I told u I used to talk to rafa Benitez daughter when I was teen would u believe me?
im a raped retard on my rapedretard broadband
>>223825659legit has a bigger knob than me
>>223825683Nope
>>223825691howling.
>>223825631you're not an incel, you choose to not have sex. there are thousands of femcels would love a man, any man but you choose to reject them. moid scum can not be incels.
right well
>>223825106Wish I wasn't so fat so I could enjoy puddings
cockmogs me
<< Sorcerer 1 to all planes. Apply full thrust. Don't even think about heading back. >>
>skinny but big bellywhy do so many man have this problem?
>>223825683Dunno who that is but I would because I used to know Chip formerly known as Chipmunk and nobody ever believed me so I know what it's like when nobody believes you
>>223825659Is this an average girthed willy?I'm the anon with a 6" girth and I sometimes feel it's not very big.
>>223825695Well you’d be wrong
post the one hes all spunky haven't seen it in a while
It's far too hot now
>>223825615thats what ai is for
>>223825736Rockstar Vibes...
>FUCK OFF RORKE, JUST FUCK OFF!
supervisor was visibly happy when I said I would show up later, wonder if she fancies me
>>223824675
>>223825792You don't own this
>>223825216>Tim remember when you were a film star?
>>223825659>>223825736thats a small willy and i'm not packing much either, also quite thin innit
>>223825736>>223825766Haven't seen these for fucking years kek
>>223824642mad how nobodys beaten thrustSSC in 30 years and now the only competitor is britishyoud think the yanks would be all over it
>>223825792more like bender ass guitar
I'm a rapist
>>223825795Yes I do
>>223825819don't think anyone really cares about speed records any more
>>223825801i hope the bame carers are talking about this while wiping his bottom
>Craaaaawling iiiiiin my skiiiin>Theeese wouuuunds >They will not HeAaal
>>223825836when was the last time you raped?
>>223825855Leftypol when you don't let a bame rape you
>>223825842yanks love all sorts of things nobody cares about
very smooth and hairless
I've got a squier stratocaster but I don't know how to play it (gave up after 3 weeks)
>>223825659Is this actually the best way to get sex?
>>223825861Doxxable info
>>223825899Most people have very short attention spans when it comes to musical instruments.
>>223825877Sir Timothy James Byrne
>>223825899many such casesi've got quite a nice guitar and i know how to play it but haven't in years
feeling like shit
can you stop posting those please
i'm ok
>>223825838Oh ok my bad
Women sure like fucking kids these days.
>>2238254764k and only 89 rating on whiskybase lol
>>223825681Seems like someone probably told him they'd rescue him to the USA if he did
>>223825792very nice
>>223825877
She was beautiful. She had the most beautiful smile I ever saw in my life. She was smart, she was elegant, she was everything I ever wanted in a girl... but she was BLACK
>>223825949That poor boy, how traumatic
>>223825899I could teach you. It's not hard.
>>223825961leftypols face when he fell for it again
Average gen ALPHA is 6'5, has a pretty face and probably has a monster cock. No wonder elder zoomer girls cannot resist.
any finasteride man in does it actually work
The prime minister of iran, Mr. Mansour, in 1964 slapped the future ayatollah khomeni in the face in front of his students15 years later Mr. Mansour was shot to death to by khomenis followers during the revolution
>>223825982>george floyd rose tremolo
>>223825982it is hard :(had mine for two years and can't even play any songs just fiddle about with the strings every now and then for about 2 minutes then retire it to its rack for another week or so
>>223825993no it's cope
>>223825975That shits hot right lol
the Top Gun Maverick dogfight is probably the best action scene in any film in the last 25 years
>>223825992The zoomers at the gym are taller than me at 6 foot but I went to uni in my late 20s and was taller than most people so I don't really know what to believe.
>>223826012aye it's the Ibanez Edge III floyd clone. I'm thinking about getting a 7 string Jackson or Ibanez lately >>223826015You just need a teacher. Which song do you really want to play?
thread will be unusable until tomorrow btw
>>223826015Just fucking learn some songs then, and when you get good enough you can improvise.
>>223826063hs?
I'm wearing underwear
>>223825993depends on progression of hair lossbloke I used to know lost like 60% of his hair in random places on his head and it didn't make a dent
>>223825106Fucking love cold custard meAmbrosia Deluxe is peng, M&S do a good one too
>>223826063Why?
>rorke stop posting on brit and come watch love island with me
>>223826080scheduled maintenance
>>223825915>>223825932Yeah it's very difficult to teach yourself an instrumentI learned how to play a decent collection of songs on a tin whistle but I think anything more complex than that is too much for my tiny brain
>>223826061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNNIVqmFYooi like jansch
Catholicism is effectively Iberian and Italian assumptions about the meaning of life, about what authority means, about beauty. And so, many people that practice Catholicism that are not ethnically Iberian or Italian such as Polish people, other Europeans, Polish people, German people, Irish people, they embrace many first principles from Iberians and Italians through the Catholic faith.
>>223825216What is this webm trying to convey? I see it posted often
loool just trapped a fly in the dishwasher and turned it on fuck that nigga he from 63rd
>>223825792i have a squier jazz bass
>>223826123>he doesn't know
>>223826125fly water spraying all over your cutlery now
see goth girls everywhere now
Thinking about the state of my impotent timid incel worm life and having a tier 4 thermonuclear biblical scale megamelty
The Summer of 1976
>>223826107It's very easy to teach yourself. Musical instruments are easy, you just need to practice.>>223826129Nice
>>223826146lucky you
just did quite the pooquite the poo indeed
>>223825877where is his arse crack?looks like his arse cheeks are fused together
>>223826153I see more people talking about how people who deny climate change are bad, than people denying it.
Right then that's the car's MOT sortedSo get in
>>223826146They aren't real goth girls.I had a real goth girl obsessed with me in 2008. She was skinny, had long tied back greasy hair and her arms were covered in self harm scars. Does that describe any "goth girl" from today?
Okay but how can I relate this to my interracial sex fantasies
>>223826146Yeah Ive seen a bunch
>>223826089mines in all honestly good for my age and doesnt appear to have changed since 2022 but i have severe body dysmorphia and cant stop worring about it
Here lies Beavis. He never scored.
the whole “small boat crossing” shit is the biggest psyop ever and everyone’s fallen for it
>>223826142
>>223826208Do you mind if I ask what norwood you're at? It's kind of important to know if Fin will work or not
>>223826179It's a symptom of schizophrenia, not being able to poo makes you go insane.
got anhedonia
BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG "LINE"
why does AI us We /us pronouns
>>223826245don't care
>>223826195>2008She was an emo
>>223826153we should definitely destroy 6 billion of useless biomass?
>>223826253yeah :(
>>223826246big fan of this particular webm
>>223826108That's so cool lad, I learned to play this exact song at one time! I still remember the chord progression being very simple, C-F-C-G7-E7That's all there is to it. What you want to do is get those chords down first and then start slowly working on picking the pattern notes in the chord shapes. And remember you've picked a difficult song for a learner to play. So be patient with yourself. I'm trying to learn Perpetual Burn and it's going to be a years long effort to get it right.
potholes aren't going to fill themselves
>>223826190Wow insane dude
reminded of the man who placed a bet on every team in the world cup scoring at least 1 goal but Panama's disallowed goal in the 92nd minute against England meant he lost it.
>>223826231
>>223826283post it for the rest of us then you selfish cunt
>>223826249so youre tricked into thinking you're solving your problem together
chups and salad cream for dinner
>>223826299fucking bitch.
it’s EASY to find some guy to come suck your cock Why because it’s not worth it!It’s HARD to find a woman to do the same, why? BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT You are not gayYou are not gayI am not gay I am not gay I am not gay I am horny I am just horny I am not gay
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>>223826269No she wasn't
like the feeling of peach fuzz
Cause your dad never
>>223826303it's the one where they're making fun of Somalian foreheads, I'm sure you've seen it
How you praise Jesus but still renting a flat? Bruddah, you're focussed on the wrong prophets!
meltdown
>>223826299Yeah, I have the same typw of hairloss as the permavirg Ruby
>>223826346>>223826346>>223826346
probably a granger 2 but ive always had a big ass forehead so hard to tell
>>223826284i can play zandt's version but it's much more straightforward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMVst80GFOwdifferent style of pickingi can't do anything that isn't just one chord per bar, i.e doing licks between chords or anythingi'm struggling to pick up anything that isn't this exact styleand i can't do bar chords either because i have little twink fingersi don't think i'm even holding the guitar neck properly
>>223826279That's implied. They want you to think that, so when they start passing measures (for blacks and browns or course) you won't complain, you'll embrace it. Meanwhile, they are just trying to convince you that you should be eating less, washing less, travelling less, buying less.
>>223826320was just saying this in the mirror and crying
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
