chainsaw man edish
God I fucking hate pikeys
get this purchased
>>223833602JJK better
Rorke is that guy who gets bit in a zombie film and tries to hide it from everyone
>17 year-old Joey cooks for his family of five every night. His mother had been ill for a very long time and so he took over cooking duties while his father worked 12 to 13 hours a day. Sadly, his mother passed away on August 7. well now i'm very sadChainsaw man was fucking shit both parts and especially the anime
why are pokemon cards suddenly back to being so popular
bed time I reckon
>>223833622people die, move on
sipping a big gulp from buc-ees
nobody:not a single person:heatherpaedo's brain:
>>223833622well looks like he's off the hook now isnt he
uh oh
thread took a weird turn
>>223833670hmm... does this make napalm
>>223833668emmayank?
Peng birds make my dick rock hard
he postin'
Chocolate btw
rahhh oi saks dem
meltdown protocol ready x
luh fungy x
>>223833719ok
Glenda is here
Poo
ello chaps
>>223833619part 1 >jjk> jjk modulo >>> part 2but I enjoyed>>223833622F to joey's mum but cap, part 1 was kino
>>223833767pspspsspsps
imagine a micro drone going down your japs eye
/bant/?
im gonna stare at the solar eclipse i don’t give a fuk
With such an attitude toward people, you really should stay out on the street. That’s the best option for your overnight stay. After you checked out, the only things left in the room were dirt and the stench of your body. How is it possible that you didn’t even flush the toilet, leaving your excrement for other guests to see?
hmmmm yep, that's a scrombobulated piece of food on that guys face
>>223833783Don't need to imagine
>>223833767hi Glenda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40icCEmR_mc
uh, rorke?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786484978388893.mp4
>>223833781*poo screaming*
will staring at the eclipse with contacts in make them melt into your eye
>>223833818yes
>>223833815lol
we're just perfectly normal gay blokes adopting healthy happy children
>>223833767Beaut
The green reed which bends in the wind is stronger than the mighty oak which breaks in a storm.
>>223833758Hey bulgarbro. I can't believe she said she cannot find connection with me. I quit smoking for her, I split with the ex, I help her around the house...I even shagged her! She came!!! She says that it is the beginning, we should be fucking more, yeah well it's not going to happen if eveytime you traumatise me by shouting because your pussy pushed me out!
>>223833767VERY pretty puss
why are you like this?
>>223833777JJK more than part 1 overall, despite part 1 being more entertaining. I just love my shounen hype moments*
Are you a dom, sub or switch?
>Meanwhile at Black Hill Lane…
greekmong's obsession with the bulgarian is weird innit
bullet for you
>>223833852hang onthas me da's arse
>>223833857switch x
>>223833815She so fit
Ever been so tired you fell asleep mid-wank?
>>223833866Dash would bash his head in
>>223833887don't think so no
what's wrong with this?
>>223833887Got banned from Scotrail for that
>>223833866only this will get banned
>>223833857I've never understood these labels
>>223833838Yeah we know you like bending
janny just sort of given up then yeah?
Report this freak
>>223833899sims 4 ahh
>>223833899fucking hell imagine the size of the BBCs on that goonscreen
>>223833925Was just saying this down Curry's
>>223833912it's basically top, bottom, or either. that more your street?
>>223833843It happens man, I asked you if you had any common interests and you said not really and that's eventually gonna be a problem I think..>>223833921I did
>>223833916>>223833853Lads, here lads *taps post*>>223833921
>>223833866dashing
Mental how I've been coming to 4chan for at least 16 years and have spent countless thousands of hours here but there are boards which I've not even been onNot even looked through the list and had a gander at each board just for a few seconds to see what they're about. Nope. Maybe I will one day.
>>223833957cringe
based Brent getting the respect he deserves
>>223833899No space
Never reported a single post
schizophrenics love their captive audiences
>>223833981to do what
>>223833968Think I've been to all of them at some point but a lot of them are so slow they're essentially deadMy first board was /x/ in 2010, dread to think what that's like now
>>223833982give it a go
On my way! We need emojis. Android users will be kicked out.
>>223833941Yeah, is it my fault she is a neanderthal who thinks movies are for winter and who isn't into rock? I had not many interests common with the ex (with whom I think I will reconnect) but she still loved me and I was free around. She was mean to me in the beginning too, frustrated because of sexual performance and I ended up shagging her the most.
>>223834004can't be healthy that
>>223834003Mine was /tv/
>>223833980he is not wrong
>>223834003i think its just a parody of itself
>>223834002Relax. Too cramped to let your mind breathe free and your eyes to chill.
EMERGENCY NEW>>>/bant/24816915>>>/bant/24816915>>>/bant/24816915
pooeybumhole lad in?
>>223834029love is love, chud
>>223834027Could always go back to your own country, might have more in common with girls back thereI mean, no offence, but it's painfully obvious you don't fit into British or Irish culture
>>223833980never watched it cause gervais is an obtuse cunt
>>223833934In the closet peekin' like lil ziedy x
>>223834068How so?
>>223834060pipe down rasheed
>I, Gregg Wallace, do further promise and declare that I will, when opportunity presents, make and wage relentless war, secretly and openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Masons, as I am directed to do, to extirpate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex nor condition, and that will hang, burn, waste, boil, flay, strangle, and bury alive these infamous heretics; rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women, and crush their infants' heads against the walls in order to annihilate their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly I will secretly use the poisonous cup, the strangulation cord, the steel of the poniard, or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honour, rank, dignity or authority of the persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agents of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Father of the Society of Jesus. In confirmation of which I hereby dedicate my life, soul, and all corporal powers, and with the dagger which I now receive I will subscribe my name written in my blood in testimony thereof; and should I prove false, or weaken in my determination, may my brethren and fellow soldiers of the militia of the Pope cut off my hands and feet and my throat from ear to ear, my belly be opened and sulphur burned therein with all the punishment that can be inflicted upon me on earth, and my soul shall be tortured by demons in eternal hell forever.
and I’m supposed to be civil with these people these animals
>>223834060Both women I refer to are immigrants, each from a different country, but I have also shagged an irish milf
>>223834082'zare 'ponse
>>223834088Most literate pikey
>>223834027I didn't say it's your fault, things just don't work out sometimes.
mods?
>>223834133Ffs can you STOP POSTING PICTURES OF PEOPLE SMEARED WITH POO
>>223834151wote
>>223834157Wotan
I need to give up the cans and maccies
>>223834081just look at him for more than 5 seconds. for one he's a "comedian", second he's the smuggest new atheist millennial who thinks he's dog's gift on earth(in 2026), thirdly he's only capable of being funny when he's mocking something with the hubris of a see one
>>223834151scrnjkeam,srf
>>223834151SON
>>223834151a reasonable ask
>>223834151jumping down a sewer kicking and shouting
Saw a pack of capybaras on my incel walk through the plains today, feels good
>>223834189better beer belly than me
>>223834212no you fucking didn't
oh it was a racist jokeahhhhhhh
you lot think your bad but your not on nothing. just some neeks and keyboard warriors
>>223834189Ordered a maccies yesterdayFelt like such a fat runt
any man looking at maps in? where we observing today?
weird part of me wants to go to Bangladesh or India or somewhere crazy like that
>>223834245Nothing wrong with the odd maccies. Got to have some pleasure in this miserable gay porn life
>>223834261ok
>>223834189I look like this kind of
>>223834190you sound deranged
>>223834212bring a rifle next time, they're good eatin'
>>223834189would
>>223834264It was really good tbf but eating 2 burger, 2 chips and 3 chicken selects was just not good
>>223834241im hard as ice
>>223834285How stoned were you
>>223834285>2 burger, 2 chips, 3 chicken selectsright well yes you are a fat cunt then
>>223834279They're rodents, i reckon they taste like rat.
>>223834302Extremely stoned>>223834303Dunno what came over meI'm actually quite skinny
my life is so grim
>>223834269go type that in an alley cats review comments
>>223834189went to the barber and asked for the al-zarqawi
>>223834317Doubt it
>>223834256Various places in New Zealand's south island
>>223834189Honestly been feeling like I'm getting fatter and balder latelyNot drinking until Friday, been doing too much for a while now
the one yankism we need to start using is real estate. there just isnt a good term for property in this country because it has to refer to buildings (property) but mainly the land and we already use half of that term to name estate agents but we can't just use estate since it's only applicable when someone dies
I'm a poor widdle baby!!
(8) Hold me, hold me I'm your bunny (8)
>38 Marvel movies have beel released>Avengers: Endgame in December will be Number 39>Avengers: Secret Wars in December 2027 will be Number 40how many have you lads seen then
>>223834261not weird to want to go to india. almost unrivalled. almost magical at times. inb4 street shitter landfill saaar.
>>223834189i look exactly like thisis this bad then? should i get in the gym asap
i poo once a day
Older. Fatter. Balder.
>>223834372iron man 1a third of guardians of the galaxy before quitting
>>223834373Ok saaar
>>223834372Probably 3 of them and none of them were that great however there has definitely been Marvel capeshite since Endgame so that post is wrong
>>223834388I'm a monthly manCall it my brown period
https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/2087192780632211632
>>223834388Good amount to poo really
>>223834388Poodigree
My hairline is unironically a Norwood 3
>>223834372seen iron man 1. and spider man with willem dafoe and the one with the black spiderman who is possed by the black spot or some shite. seen captain america when it gets made into captain america
>>223834403I misspokeAverngers: DOOMSDAY in December will be Number 39Number still correct.Why can't they just name them #1 #2 #3 #4 like they did back in my dayAll these titles sound the fucking same
Whohooo kick the ball in the net ball tosser!
>>223834372however many there were up to the first avengers movie, haven't bothered sincedoesn't stop me from shitposting about them on /tv/ though
>>223834416Can’t beat this
never seen a black fella called alistair
That's not actually me btw x
(8) you want sex with me, huh? come talk to me (8)
>>223834416Norwood 2a me. Makes me want to shave my head regularly
>Averngers
>>223834416same >>223834334good man... Cuba for me
>>223834409Screaming
>>223834444norwood 4444
>>223834444mines worse
>>223834444why not shave it lad, youll feel free
>In late 2023, Barry Keoghan began a relationship with American singer Sabrina Carpenter, appearing in the music video for her song "Please Please Please".[45] The pair split in 2024.[46] Following the breakup, Keoghan claimed to be receiving threats from fanatic Carpenter fans, including threats directed at himself, his grandmother, and his then two-year-old son. Keoghan also alleged some fans went as far to stand outside the home in which his son and ex-girlfriend were living.[47][48]this level of idol worship is sickening
Jews want to kill every non jew currently alive
don't know what norwood I am doesn't matter even if I had a full head of hair I'd still be an autistic frek
>>223834478wish they'd kill you so I wouldn't have to read your dogshit posts
Incel-Black Pill ideology
got a full luscious head of hair me
Always maintain good relations with girls you love/fancy because you never know when they might end up single and into you
>>223834494OK ..i Will !!
>>223833622Part 1 was good
>>223834494bro has a foreign policy for his life
>>223834372haven't seen:>Ant-Man and the Wasp>Black Widow>Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings>Eternals>Black Panther: Wakanda Forever>Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania>The Marvelsand won't be seeing them
>>223834372The Spiderman's with Toby Maguire and the first avengers
used to make fun of michael owen for saying he doesnt watch films but now I dont. not even old ones. dont watch anything anymore. who is laughing now
>>223834444ropemaxx
>>223834481Look at the chart, look in the mirror, report results. >>223834493I used to be young, now I'm just a chopped unc
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786461151797998.webm
>>223834527the bill comes duethe reaper always collects
>>223834525watch barry lyndon
Listening to Fleet Foxes and doing some bits
>>223834539Nice to see EW and Helperlad finally got together
any jestermaxxer man in
>>223834551bent music
32 and still have a decent head of hair despite having bald maternal grandad (dad has a full head of hair at 60 tho)forgive the state of it, been off work a few days and haven't styled it x
>>223834527ok I'm somewhere in between these but have been for as long as I can remember
i have friends and a bit of a social life but the concept of me getting in a romantic relationship just feels like utter fantasyI've had mates who were less social than me, barely any friends of their own but never struggled getting womenI'm starting to accept they must have some trait i just dont have
>>223834574Yeah but I'm doing some bits too
>>223834597Ktim
>>223834599bent bits most likely
feisty one you are
Mad how like 90% of the world's population lives somewhere that is hot as shit and those people have never accomplished anythingThey've never felt autumn, and thus never gained a clue
>>223834462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCjNJDNzw8Y
bent bits for tea
>>223834577fuck off
>>223834577Mogs me
>>223834642I linked the actual version didn't mean thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74gx0v5ZJzw
>>223834657this is a full head of hair
>>223834657alri darren osbourne from paisley
>>223834652shan't
>>223834668never gonna give you upnever gonna make you cry
>>223834675s
I'm fully bald so I don't know what you lot are complaining about
i like to move it move it
sucking a bald mans head like a golf ball
>>223834693wotanic fore
the idea that you follow your mum's dad isn't true btw, you inherit your dad's baldness or lack of baldness genes too
>>223834675screaming
>>223834675psc
both grandads were bald, brother is balding, dad has maybe 65%-70 hair
He's a complicated man and noone understands him but his woman!
Is `Fodey` Wotanic?
the UK and france will be at war once again
might get on the finasteride
30 year old man posting about "fodey"
may as welli am
`grave key`
I am not 30 ok
>>223834722>>223834726What if your willy falls off
I'm not balding but I do have a slanted hairline due to having a quite odd cranium shape. The hairline itself is a square boxed hairline but it doesn't line up with my eyebrows lol. Been like that since I was a child.
sup fodie
get them in mega dinghys
>>223834372I watched all of Phases 1-3haven't seen:Phase 4:Black WidowThor: Love and ThunderPhase 5:Ant-Man and the Wasp: QuantumaniaGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3The MarvelsDeadpool & WolverineCaptain America: Brave New WorldThunderbolts*Phase 6:The Fantastic Four: First StepsBut I will be going to watch Spider-Man: Brand New Day this week
force france to pass a law that all dinghies must be slathered in pork juice before being sold at retail
migrant mega-dinghiesmigrant mega-dinghiesmigrant mega-dinghiesmigrant mega-dinghies
>>223834751top goy
its ok they don't use their willies anyway haha
>>223834409he's just The Overlap's puppet now after years of insulting them
>>223834577>>223834668not bad at all lad
>>223834726fear it's already too late for me!
they are evolving
fucking hell we need to conquer latin america let me administrate a region of panamas Caribbean coast i will make it paradise
>>223834751fantastic four: first steps was an abysmal film
wheres toby im horny :3
>>223834777Binley mega boat
>>223834759mental how his wife who was slimmer than him just randomly died of a heart attack and he didn'thuman body is mysterious sometimes
>>223834577>>223834657nice lads
>>223834777Once they get to the beach, what then? They have no money, how do they start a life in the uk.
>>223834751I missed all of Phase 5. I was meant to watch Deadpool and Wolverine but never got round to it
>>223834675HA
>>223834791roar
>>223834577>>223834668if you aren't ugly or short you have no excuse for being an incel btw
>>223834779high fructose corn syrup drinks on every corner and a wal-mart built right on top of all the natural faunawow... paradise..
I can tell some of you are fat because you type fat
>>223834801>hey have no money, how do they start a life in the uk.
>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785773716662921.webmAnybody has the full?
>>223834777There is only one answer to this
>>223834801son
>>223834709How is your hair? How old are you? I am 37, so here you go
>>223834792just saw that jasper carrot's daughter's got cancer can't predict this stuff
>>223834801andy bumham is waiting for them with the deed to a house in one hand and the other hand freshly lubed
>>223834777right well where do you even buy a big fuck off 300 man mega dinghy then surely wouldn't be too hard for france to stop mega dinghy sales to illegal migrants
>>223834825>>223834830ROAR
fuck it i'm watching the jimmy carr interview on modern wisdom
>>223834777Get the fucking navy on the coast shooting them
>>223834777mad how they are still calling these small boatsthey fit north of 200 people now
>>223834841Many of the “mega-dinghies” used for Channel crossings are manufactured in China, then shipped via commercial routes through countries such as Turkey and Bulgaria to European staging posts, chiefly Germany.International smuggling networks store and distribute them at the staging posts before they reach the French beaches from where they are launched.
>>223834747>>223834777Where the fuck do they even construct these things?
>>223834851ok npc
israel is responsible for non white migrants coming into europe btw
>>223834816I am ugly (look like Ray Winstone), I'm not short (6 ft 3) and I'm not an incel.
>>223834827holy fuckkkkkwomen just don't have these mouth skills anymore
>>223834868China, like everything else
>>223834834full hair, I actually posted my hair a few days ago while I was talking about Magnesium Chloride and how its like a magic hair product but without the shite
most of the city was on lockdown yesterday because of a suspected car-bomb. hard to believe, but apparently the perp is a muslim refugee.
>>223834889probly why they always burn down or sink
>>223833670This'll probably go right. See you in 20 minutes that feels like 500 years.
>>223834870what should i be watching?
>>223834895Dont need to imagine it, just go to the Dover coast tonight to see it in action
>>223834872I thought it was america bombing the middle east for 20 years straight, thanks for clearing it up.
>>223834912alley cats on netflix
in a rare moment of clarity earlier today the fungus admitted that he likely needed psychiatric helphe attached an horrific image to his but still, there seems to be a modicum of awareness in that maelstrom of mental illness
>>223834920But imagine you're a Dover native and that's your lifeMental
>>223834929she dead now rpi
is umfoal hereneed attention
>latinx asks BWC she's been with for a decade to impregnate her because she's almost 37>BWC doesn't want to create a mixed raced human>latinx girl freezes her eggs to cope>they split upbrutalabsolutely brutal
>>223834957>nativethis is a racist dogwhistle
>>223834928america, israeltamato, tomatothe two are one in the same
I HEAR YE'RE TORCHIN' TH' HOMES O' MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS NOW, PASTOR!
there's much less to worry about with gay sexyou know where you are with a cock!
>>223834975he cheated on her it's all over the gossip sites and gossip reddits and gossip blogs I use i don't know why she made such a massive deal on the egg freezing (at 37yo they are total junk) she'll get her pick of blonde hair blue eyed sperm donors
Imagine signing up for the navy and just being assigned to blow endless niggers and mudslimes away as they come in small boatsExtra tenner for the women and childrenLush x
>>223835005in sodom and gomorrah most like
american niggas really be callin they son riley
>>223835011she's progressive as heckwhy would she want a wh*te baby
>>223834872what a wild and crazy take that i havent read before
>>223834777ai generated, there are no rubber dinghies that long
kstew gotta lay off the drugs she's no spring chicken any more
>>223835035>>223835035>>223835035
>>223834975ohhhhh shittt
british niggas really be callin they son ashley
Mad how latinx women literally only get with white men so they can have lighter skinned children and enhance their social status. Dated a latinx girl once who had cotton white skin and her entire family would force her to sit under a parasol all day when it was sunny so she didn’t turn brown
>>223835028she's latina x jewishshe must blanqueamiento no matter what
>>223835029it's a fact
>>223834896Where do you get that? And why do you use it? Have tou had hairloss?
