lil fodey niggascream
mongay
wotanic fodey
dad has invited me round to watch the eclipse with him this eveningwhats a good excuse i can use to avoid seeing him (i want t stay in my flat by myself and drink loads of booze)
>>223841392you got a lot of experience of buying eclipse glasses in france do you yeah?
Um dem
Muh nhs is goot because Dr Curryshitter didn't kill me this time
>>223841409Yeah
>>223841409I was just there on holiday
>>223841400say you're meeting an older man off grinder
>>223841392Hope my locals still have some
>>223841417early summer eclipse was it yeah?
>>223841417Should have brought back some eclipse glasses
slight incongruence between her top half and bottom half in terms of attire
>>223841400horrible little nan
>Charlotte Church's forest school set up without permission on pig farm faces closure
>>223841430Who says I didn't :^)
>>223841400Tell him your life's a gay porn or summit. Go out to your dad's, the sunlight will do you good. He won't be here forever
Watching a Sydney Harwin film. She has a Crash Bandicoot poster on her wall
i did this for the '99 eclipse but it just strained my eyes
>>223841436She's probably a prozzie
>>223841454Wahey
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU'RE GOING TO ESCHEW WOKE NANNYING AND LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE ECLIPSE
>>223841454LOL
why won’t the heartless politicians and rich oligarchs open up their homes on downing street to the starving and poor unhoused refugees? get them fed, get them housed now!
yeah tbqh im not wearing sunglasses to look at it im not going to go blind from looking up at the sun for a second
stop making cortisol spiking posts please
>>223841470Too busy snorting uncut cocaine from a toddler's penis in Tel Aviv, you know, the usual
>>223841485ill spike your corr tits all bong
sir bellingham throwing a tantrum because the housekeeper did not replace the shower gel bottle and he had to go search the bathroom cabinet for a spare one while hes wet
can't even tell if the sun is out in my smelly living room because i have all the blinds closed
>>223841460american hookers the ones that walk around LA are so fucking sexoooooo
>>223841502does the thought of a naked wet lightskin lad excite you?
>>223841413Did she not have Instahttps://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/atlanta-doctor-must-pay-2-5m-posting-decapitated-babys-autopsy-video
>>223841507yeah they've gotten really sense covid ruined the economy and inflation hit hard here lol
300 hundred years and americans still haven't learned how to use a knife and fork
>>223841502Should've got last night's Katy to fetch one
>>223841502reading your posts is like watching a new episode of the simpsonsall the life is gone out of you, you're just going through the motions like a shell of your former self, a zombiezombieziedy
>>223841523she should just do porn instead of this grim shit
>>223841519We have our share of mentally deficients here at home
tickling the cats footsies
Yeah between that annoying tranny freak samefagger and the literal pedophile, this place isn't worth using. 99% of the jokes aren't funny and it's just repetitive. Pedo boy freaked out 3 times in 3 days out of the 4 days I was here and ruined this place. Every time people complained. You're retarded if you don't realize what I could know after just 4 days. I don't know why people would come here it's so trash and full of normies and freaks. All of that would be fine without the Spanish flag race master pedophile which is crazy because you would the moderators could fix that and would just ban him so this place can be usable. This is the only website on the internet where staff can be useless retards. You're not white btw. Die nigger Spain flag. You're a fucking nigger coward. Bye everyone
yanks stabbing food with their forks held in their clenched fists like chimpanzees
>>223841413how do you decapitate a baby during natural delivery
>>223841526Wat u mean were 500 pounds we know how to use dem
I like the bratty bellingham gimmick
>>223841559chainsawcarving kniferottweiler the possibilities are endless
>>223841559Forceps i imagine
>>223841553ok thanks mousenonce
wait so the whole hoo ha was just because the doctor posted a picture? you really telling me these people were traumatised enough to warrant a 2.25 million dollars penalty?
>>223841540Porn pays nothing. Your videos get distributed across the web of jew owned sites and they make all the money.
TOBY >.<
If STDs didn’t exist I would literally exclusively fuck prostitues outside of dating. It costs as much in either money or effort to fuck an attractive woman
>>223841559Indian
>>223841535the Zieldberg irl situation is like that munted retard with spaz hands in Sweden or Finland getting to touch that prostitute (paid for by the state)
>>223841562
>>223841580The black community frowns on these shennanigans
>>223841535bellingham does not want katy in his private bathroom they be nicking his expensive facial oils and lotions
>>223841606I do this! It's me!
yank more like wank haha fucking dossers
my mouth tastes all funny
It's never over di lids. You have be bald and old but you're still white and asian girls will suck the life out of your shlong
How have drugs beat inflation so well?
Why are JF flags allowed here and why aren't you telling them to fuck off
>>223841642bet it does u dirty dog u
drank some coffee to stop feeling sleepy but now just feel overly anxious
Wow that is absolutely lush isn't it! What an experience wowwwwww
poor people make bad life choices and thats why theyre poor
>>223841663hey mouseman
daytime brit is dire
>>223841652best timmy could do
https://youtube.com/shorts/QoFj9axoxjg?si=poShQVlZhTA-fzY8roar
And to top it all off, you retards keep calling me a mouse. I think all of you are stupid. Actually braindead
>>223841674Why u make these posts huh? Your brothers are getting killed and you post like a fag about your anxious or you got a headache today.
imagine booting Tilde full on in his tranny face, feeling his mug give away and wrap itself around your boot corrrr
>>223841688More than you'll ever get. You sound like a fucking loser
>>223841712Glasgow >.<
>>223841688Reported.
I calls him Horse
>>223841723Situation would sound like one of his vocaroos
everyone in the office talking about solar eclipse I literally couldn’t care less
>>223841584>>223841731What the fuck is this thing about
>>223841676nibba on the front cover of a Just Life
nasa scientists marvelling at my astronomically small penis
Ha ha ..you`reAllCrazy !!
you're mom sucks nigger cock Zeidy and you wish you could
>>223841773Middle one is cute
the only person who actually deserves to put "attention to detail" on his cvimagine if this guy used this talents on something useful
business idea:Sell fake solar eclipse glasses
>>223841773Vgh so diverse
>>223841786haha fair enough x
>>223841795banter idea :replace my nans with fake ones so she goes blind
>>223841762It's cloudy round mine, I might be cooked chat
Ah right its the britfeel losers. Makes sense now.
>>223841795i'm sure this happened. imagine ruining someone's sight for £2
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z3JZqcBrfgg
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786501987720624.mp4start doing this
>>223841580Qrd?
>>223841777These posts scream "give me attention I'm different give me attention I'm different" but any other website is better for that
>>223841814would love a go on jodie foster in her prime
>AAAAAAA THE SUN IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR AAAAAAAdoes that ever night you virgins yet you don't go out for that do you
>>223841793I spotted Amer in the crowd and at WWE does that count?
do you lads like anything?
>>223841815yeah naziyank that's totally based beating up a dolpin... if that was a black man i'm sure you'd be saying how evil they are
>>223841793Except someone else found it before him and posted it almost an hour earlier https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22balding%20homo%20on%20a%20date%22/
what's the point in continuing on when this is all there is
>>223841831wonder which producer's cock turned her gay
>>223841811No I'm pretty sure it's just all of you people on 4chan
>>223841833post the webm>>223841844yeah sorry screenshot the wrong one
>>223841842it's a shark and you're an unhinged freak what the fuck are you talking about
>>223841819Yes yes we all know you hate attention namefag Mouse, how's the Twitch channel you kept spamming in here going by the way? Playing any more dogshit Jap mobile games?
>>223841833Yours mogs cause wrestling event crowd scans are way less obscure than the opening 40 secs into a bbc covid vid
>Paranoid steroid thug attacked Leeds partner with clothes horse after Snapchat accusations
>>223841859
I don't need no arms around meand I don't need no drugs to calm meI have seen the writing on the walldon't thinkI need Anything at all!!
Only justified punching a shark if it started it
>>223841861Mental retardation for this and mental retardation for choosing to do this on 4chan. I'm sure you're here making the place better.
it's not that he hates attention, he just hates anyone else getting any really sad little fella
anyone got the story of moni in spoons where he was quite for most of the dinner then stood up and screamed something and nobody laughed
im just gonna say it, I really don’t care about this PC Andrew harper thing
I used to stare directly at the sun when I was a kid and try and see how long I could last
today's motivation:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KDXVro4OvE
has mousey started taking medication because he seems a bit more aware
was on the toilet for quite some time
>>223841893
>>223841860baited for this exact response
>>223841877poor lass next to him. he a predator honey get tout of there
>>223841895what do you care about
paranoid steroid by thom rorke
>>223841888yes and youre definitely making this place better. thank you
>>223841895tough shit you'll be receiving another whole week of mundane hourly headlines about it anyway
>>223841911No one cares but I'm just telling for you a 4th time that I'm not mousey or Tobey etc. Not that you want to listen, or are functioning. Do you tell others to go on meds because of how retarded and schizo you are?
>>223841916dasdawani'd actually have to leave if i ever went to a /brit/ meet and someone did that
>>223841925Myself
>>223841948yeh you're just another extremely mentally ill and hostile poster that talks exactly like him. just a big coincidence
AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MA CHE CAZZ
kiwi thought he would only be on the toilet for a wee butt
thank you all for your birthday wishes
mousenonce nuclear meltdown
>>223841932Not making it worse unlike people who sit here giving names to people on 4chan and spam that name at them or the pedophile Spanish flag or that tranny
*bashes the thread*be more funny
Imagine turning up to a meet and someone poo roared.
uh oh mousepaedo melty
>>223841895Mental how Starmer was fully willing to take the heat for the early release scheme but are Andeh said no I want to do it MY way and has successfully thrown himself into the first scandal of his premiership three weeks in
Or the Belgium flag. Also none of the jokes here are funny. It's the same jokes every day
if AI is so good why cant it just hack all of our accounts n that
>>223841876What is a clothes horse
I remember being at one of the meets (the one where Ammer picked up the coleslaw with his bare hand), we were talking about Kitchen Nightmares briefly and at one point Ammer (who’d been silent until this time) rose up, did a bizarre flourish with his arms and said ‘I’m POoOoooLeEeeEYYY’ at full volume in the style of Nino from the aforementioned TV show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0kk3nHCSUk&t=166s for those who’ve never seen it.It was met with sheepish silence and SnipAnon eventually changed the subject to ‘where should we go now?’. This is the sort of thing I think makes people in real life absolutely despite you Poley because you’re just a really weird and attention-seeking guy.(Posting so it's in the archive and searchable)
>>223841977Can you just get a life away from 4chan if those other websites are better for farming attention, you're really fucking dull and boring.
>>223842013what you hang you clothes on to dry
>>223841965mad how the median age in north italy is 50, must feel mad stepping outside and half the people you see are boomers
>>223842009man post this then get his card declined
I'm linked in, hooked up and charged up in the matrix ready to post some absolute bullshit on the internet
>>223841976>>223841990I think you make these posts because you have nothing interesting or funny to say.
no i will not be making a pinhole viewer/projector nor will i be fetching a colander from the kitchenmy life is a gay porn, not an episode of blue peter
>>2238420154chan is supposed to be ephemeral
>>223842015god can just imagine it btw I remember they said they had to spell it Ammer because Poley has loads of word filters (Amer being one, so even the word America gets filtered)sister is also blocked
Still think heatherfreak is an american on a vpn.
>>223842034more excited about this than any film release everygive em hell kiddo
>>223842022it isonly the lucky shits who get to live the college life can feel young for 4 years if their parents pay them rent
>>223842027i dont pay with card, shan't catch me falling for that jewish scam
blue peter mentioned
Funny how you never call the Spanish or Belgium flags pedos but instead call random people that. All while allowing those people to stay here.
any good games i can play?
>>223842053>Amer being one, so even the word America gets filteredroar
>>223842064wtf is this real
4chan adverse pony streamer pulling up her analytics and showing a person viewing from an embedded simp city link. She would've known if I linked her here
>>223842071Skyrim
>>223842060always liked the idea of living in brescia/bergamo but seems like your economy is some how even more fucked than ours
Here's one we prepped earlier
>>223842060is this why italy is so incellish
>>223842070if you aren't mousey then why care about the posts about mousey?
>>223842082>pony streamerWe had one of those once, he'd do so on TwitchDead now of course and absolutely is not posting in this thread
>>223842089pulls out me stiffy haha
Monkweh monkweh~Monkwehhh monkweh~
doing “things”
>>223842046alri buddha
>>223842088go to numbeo and take a quick look>>223842096no that's just a lot of perverts and entitled women. cultural thing
sick of watching sopranos edits on YouTube and it's the same old comments. "he never had the makings of a varsity athlete" or "how much more betrayal can Paulie take". Sits fucking BOOOOOOORING>just don't read the commentsno, fuck you!
>>223842096no moneyyoung people all leave to countries that pay betterhave to fill the working void with cheap brown labourmany such cases
>>223842149one of the trucks
A billion long queue to buy solar eclipse glasses for a tenner. Probably don't even work and all these people will go blind.https://x.com/i/status/2087403347296833597What a country we are.
>>223842149okay but you gotta get over it
Working from home, playing football manager, get in
>>223842149reminds me of the american psycho board on imdb in 2010 when every thread would get the exact same repliesthink a decade after a show or movie ends the community (if still around) always turns into this, only mongs still around to reposting the same phrases
oman sounds hella gay ohhh man yehhh put it in my ass ong those niggas gay as hell
>>223842131https://youtu.be/88y4ttqaW6U?t=56
me? looking at the eclipse without the little gimpoid glasses
i dont have a west-facing window so i will not be viewing the eclipse
>>223841974Madame Swish 3:30
Brown people are actual incels and it shows on sites like this
>>223842177I swear they're just doing it to farm likes so they can feel good about themselves with their little jewtube updoots
The Aztec priests predicted all of this. The end of the world is near.
the aussie never had the makings of a varsity ritual poster
>le sopranosit ended like 40 years ago unc stop watching that old shite
you cant look at the sunits not allowed
>>223842206bedbound are you?
>>223842173Which one
off to bed
>>223842252preordered the december 4k release from america because it is literally double the price here. physical media appreciators suffer
I looked at the Sun once while drinking Sunny Delight and became Cyclops off X Men
shut the fuck up zoomgroid maggot. The Sopranos is the best show ever made and you are a pedophile
>>223842252It's sad when Tony dies in the last shot of the last episode woops Tony Soprano gets killed
>>223842263i plan on being very drunk by 7pm so i will not be climbing down the stairs in my block of flats
>>223842148>uk still just above francephew!
>>223842285maybe he doesnt die
I have NO work life balance at the moment.
i can't watch episodes with her in it because she is literally like my mum and i want to kill her
>>223842302wish she'd peg me
>>223842284uh spoilers much
suns having a protest
>>223842278Sopranos is very noncecoded. In fact, everyone who has watched it is a paedophile.
do you even need retinas?
>>223842300Wreck
anybody fancy living in a train station
oh dear feeling very desperate today arent we
>>223842302your mum's a fat Italian?
BLT sandwich and a wuppa garn down the hatch x
ive legit never watched the sopranos but i dislike italians and the fake aye im walkin here bullshit so i doubt i would enjoy it anyway
>the tranny replied to me begging for attentionhahahaha not replying to you sorry
Is a solar eclipse like a fucking weapon of mass destruction or something? Can’t look at it or it will blind you and you can’t record it and watch through your phone as it will fry your phone?
>>223842332she acts just like her, had the same phases, manipulation tactics, and the fucking same haircut
On my break at toil team I finish at 13:00 pm
>>223842300work, pub, home. What else do you need?
>>223842350he's so pathetic
>>223842337the aye I'm walking here was done by a jew not sure where you got it being Italian from
>>223842302she'd be fit if she were slim
>>223842350this is still giving him attention though. just stop being a mong and filter the freak
>>223842300you stack shelves for minimum wage minimum hours allowed on benefits
>>223842355The 90s were mad. They told us we had to cut a hole in some paper and look at the shadow or some shit
>>223842392I'm 'one 'osting, so can't
greece is below south africa and latvia on this quality of life indexthe fall off to end all fall offs
>>223842398Wrong ALDI is the highest paying supermarket in the UK and is considered a highly respected area of work
>>223842420I reckon Blackpool is up their with Afghanistan and Nigeria
Oops I did it again
>>223842421You stack shelves for the minimum hours available at the best retailer and talk about work life balance. Get a grip
>>223842425says liverpool is just above than zurich lolno idea how they're coming up with this
>>223842420didnt really imagine it to be any better ive heard its been a bit run down for years
>>223842381Robot gf malfunctioning and going into default shagging mode
>>223842437I also man the tills and self checkouts
Hang in there.
I still to this day can’t believe Blackpool is a real place, it’s the first time in my life I felt like I stepped foot into some type of dystopian hellscape.Every city has its junkies and scum but in Blackpool it felt like every single person I saw was some form of junkie, scumbag or alcohol ridden mong. Atleast half of all businesses I saw had their windows boarded up, same with half or more of the properties I saw across the beach line
>>223842381>The children turn away in disgust and embarrassment
check the purchasing powah
housing is very cheap in seff effrica. might move there and larp as duplessis from wild at heart
>>223842452Man is the important distinction in that statement
>>223842421ignore the haters EW, you are doing great x
>>223842420who cares? id rather live in latvia or greece than fucking south africa the statistic is probably propped up by memes
>>223842457It used to be not too bad. Used to go up and see the lights parade and have a fish supper at Harry Ramsdens, when i were a lad
I can buy more crap from China than you can
>>223842442wish athens were still a great place like rome is
>>223842472why do half of the half du plessis as their surname
right might and I mean might get my willy out and strangle it until it leaks a clear white substance
>>223842452For the minimum hours available as DEI. You're not baiting me into a conversation by saying your work life balance is bad. You're a shelf stacker for the minimum hours you do while claiming benefits. Know your place troon
>>223842498wee?
people who buy into statistics for countries are moronsfor example the happiness index, australia and scandinavia are in the top 10 of those lists everytime yet are also some of the biggest consumers of SSRIs
>>223842472fuck now that's a show I haven't thought of for a looong time
>>223842495i think i had a stroke just then
>>223842474You just got baited by a tranny freak
>>223842477You can ski in south africa
>>223842471>italy not even 37thnot good
>>223842510happiness index is subjective, purchasing power is not.
just saw a spider
Does the rest of the UK send its wronguns to Blackpool or something? I don’t understand how they have such a high population of scum?
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and blast my nostrils with a pungent fart.
>>223842515maybe your parents were cousins too
>>223842510>some of the biggest consumers of SSRIsmaybe thats why theyre happy
>>223842489kek so trve sister!
>>223842541grow up
>>223842533it's 39th at 86 pointswages stuck at 1990 levels and no one knows why
>>223842543definitely not but ill remember to proof read in future
You're doing it wrong if zieldberg says you're doing great and it means you probably should kill yourself with him
skiing on mount olympus with the god apollo running after me like in SkiFree
>>223842514used to hear it coming on on sunday nights at my grannys house it was the sound of looming schooltoil. i still remember the ending anders goes out into the bush and lies down on a rock and the screen cuts to black
>>223842558i know why
>>223842539all seaside towns are like that
>>223842510I found out that HDI was literally just the average median score for secondary schools. Aussies bragged about this meme metric for at least 5 years on here until we all found out
>>223842549SSRIs dont make you happy, they turn you into a zombie. It's like sitting on your leg for too long and making it numb, but for your emotionsI've been on them briefly unfortunately so I'd know
>>223842549Tricking your brain into thinking you're happy by taking drugs is not happiness mate
>>223842576oh you do?
>>223842593whats happiness
>>223842563NO YOU ARE NOT THIS IS LIE
got a big poo waiting in the chamber
>>223842574k i n o
Brazil briefly overtook Britain in GDP in 2014 and we never heard the end of it. Now they're down the 10th place again. Don't really know what happened
>>223842609Alri Emma Watson
fasting before my liver scan. no tea or coffee allowed only small sips of water if i have to drink
>>223842593retardedyou could say this about literally anything
>>223842627>Brazil briefly overtook Britain in GDP in 2014 and we never heard the end of itdon't think i've ever seen anyone talk about this or care about it
In great Britain you queue for hours to pay "bossman" £10 for a pair of glasses that cost pennies to make and should be widely available
>>223842632why not have some cheese
>>223842650this is the gapening they warned us about
>>223842627Same as when India pipped us for a couple of years
>>223842601>>223842635Drugmong cope. If you can't achieve happiness through natural means, like self-improvement through a disciplined regime to change your life and see the rewards of your hard work, then I don't suppose you do know what happiness is and maybe taking drugs will achieve the same effect duuuurrrrrr
shitting BRICS
>>223842641Thats because you were still sucking on your dads cock and watching frozen in 2014
>>223842627i remember france overtook us after breakfast in 2016 and it was a big thing. they must have fucked it all up right and proper since
friendless virgins don't realise queueing for something is a fun social community activitythey just wanna rush in get their stuff and run back home
>>223842650bought mine on amazon last week for 3 quid
I'll never have a heavy metal song written about me
>>223842379Many such cases!
>>223842671yeah thats one way to be happyanother way to be happy is to take drugs that produce the same release of hormones
umbunny
>>223842671exercise is a fake surrogate activity youre tricking your brain into thinking youre achieving somethinghigh paying white collar work is just staring at a screen youre tricking your brain into think you’re doing somethingalcohol is tricking your brain into being more sociable yadayadada
>>223842724t. ted kaczinsky
>>223842596yh
off toil today so i will probably drag my freak body to gordons chemists to buy a pair of sunglasses like every other pip devil and baghead cunt will also be doing
>>223842708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyM4AoKnZx4
tracking you down based on your choice to use three yadas
>>223842724>ExerciseI am achieving better health>toilI am earning moneyYou? Sat on your arse, with nothing changing for the better, popping pills to reproduce the same effect. If you come off the pills, you'll be sad again lmao. So is it happiness?
>>223842724well also you're becoming healthy, making money.booze is poison though, I'll grant you that
>>223842741they're sold out
>>223838984>>223838984
>>223842731tell me!!
>>223842718And if you stop taking the drugs?
new>>223842785>>223842785>>223842785
>>223842755>>223842755meds are designed to get you out of a rut and back into a decent life not a permanent solution anyway so this is a complete straw man
