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NIGGER IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD

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in solidarity with /brit/

the motherland she is dry

>>223843467
Leftypol are assmad

>>223843467
No mentions of the government also bringing in millions and millions more people who also surprisingly need to drink and use water

>>223843467
>The England you thought you lived in is gone and it is not coming back.
erm... bit of a racist dogwhistle this methinks

>>223841380
but there's an eclipse tonite

>Andy Burnham to chair emergency Cobra meeting amid extreme heat

what can he do?

im no longer asking nicely, rorke, you fucking cockwomble
STOP OIL NOW

>>223844086
no idea why you keep posting this, its not sacked tranny

>>223844088
Ship ice from british Antarctica and just pop it all over the UK bringing the ambient temperature down

>>223844049
he thinks happiness is an objective rating of your life rather than an emotion caused by a release of specific hormones

Any medical experts here? Got an itch 9 inches deep in my rectum

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>"Life satisfaction and belonging have fallen off a cliff for young people in England. Fewer and fewer feel safe, supported or connected to the people and places around them — and fewer still are getting to enjoy being young in the first place.

>"This is not a minor wobble. It reflects a wider shift in which growing up in England has become more pressured, more isolating and less enjoyable than it was even a decade ago.

It's not just /brit/ or down to aging even the institutions know life is more shit now than just 10 years ago even for the chillen

>>223844110
riveting stuff

What do you mean, freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

german women

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>>223844086

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>Around one in five 15-year-olds in England report being made fun of by other pupils at least a few times a month, compared with an OECD average of 12 per cent. English pupils also report greater exposure to bullying overall than their counterparts across OECD countries.

>At the same time, just 63 per cent of pupils in England say they feel they belong at their school, well below the OECD average of 75 per cent.

>The proportion of children who say they are very or quite worried about their exams has risen from 28 per cent in 2019 to 43 per cent in 2025.

>>223843467
genuinely one of the most reddit images ive ever seen

>>223844117
didnt force you to read it

>>223844101
yeah but that's cooking oil

Hook the biomass up to moisture extraction tanks

>>223844115
but at least the line kept going up... didn't it?

>>223844115
It must be the far right surely? All their discord and attacks making people unhappy

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>>223844110

>>223844128
what about them

>>223844102
its got you rattled hasnt it tilde

got the raisin toast scranned

>>223844160
i had a cheese and tomato and cucumber sandwich

>>223844128
Those are insane

>>223844143
JUUUUUUUUUUUUST FUUUUUUUCCCKING STOOPP ITITTTTTTTT RAGHHHH

get the biomass ground up and distilled into pure biomassium and used to power nuclear reactors

reckon we should abolish school dinners and put that money into pensions

>>223844158
just objectively not sacked tranny, the street view imagery for that aldi is a year prior to sacked tranny getting the aldi job

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>>223843492

>>223844174
based and bread-pilled

>>223844198
oh you are seething

>>223844198
boiling

going to have two beers and four glasses of wine today

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putting a 19 year old on weight loss drugs and now she's dead

>in small
what?

>>223844206
>>223844211
bizarre im just telling you its not him before the picture gets spammed by a million people thinking they've unveiled him

Accidently glanced at her chebs again ffs

>>223844198
the torso/midriff area fits whats been posted here with that body type, its you tilde. you've been found out

flattening my genitals with a hydraulic press while the finnish bloke howls with laughter behind the camera

what does the cornish ariana tranny think about sacked tranny
does he give real trannies a bad name or something

>>223844220
>[event happens] after [unrelated event happens]
huge fan of this sort of headline

>>223844220
like giving old folks the covid vaccine
she needed it

>>223844220
but everyone told me glp-1s were safe

>>223841380
Is it true that britishers don't like The Libertines?

What the fuck

My iPhone just updated and it blocks all adult websites and put a restriction on my phone so I can’t have explicit “books, tv shows, photos or any adult material on my phone including instagram etc” unless I send a photo of my passport. How the fuck is this legal? The UK is such a fucking shithole

>>223844233
his wife is cute as

>>223844247
works on my machine

>>223844230
how do you explain the street view data being a year older than sacked trannys first mention of aldi

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Wife won’t let me get the whiskey katana

>>223844247
>How the fuck is this legal?
GrapheneOS

>>223844198
dis nigga the sacked tranny stalker lol
when you gonna film yourself blowing a hole in your head

not to get too political but climate change should be a bipartisan issue. Seeing brainwashed rightards be all "hurr only dumb leftists care about the planet!" confounds the noggin. I mean if our country was being invaded, Im sure we would all say "okay being invaded is bad we should do something about it"

>>223844244
>britisher
SAAAAAARRRR

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got the niles on

>>223844220
she didn't even need it

Well we can't have rorke here in our social club no more, that much I do know

>>223844263
epic ebonics mate why dont you rape my arse at 900000 mph or something

>>223844284
yt boi mad

>>223844247
ahahahahaha

>>223844258
I doubt you'd have told people on here on your actual first day where you worked mate. I reckon you gave it a year to throw people off

>>223844262
famously runs on iphones

Something really dire about people who obsess over 4chan personalities
That’s when you know it’s taken over your life

>>223844177
It's not impressive if they're all plastic

>>223844286
need to get a print of this and put it on my wall

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Dem gyal

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she did not need it

BAN OZEMPIC

>>223844220
Grim :(

F

>>223844322
oh she NEEDED it

>>223844296
sacked tranny isnt waiting a year to blog about his dire life
quite sad how desperate you are to make your dolly theory work

>planning on capturing it on camera, you need to take precautions — or risk damaging your camera or phone permanently.
Woke nonsense

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Rorke managed to complete gf2026

got ozempic coming out my willy

>>223844286
niggas be feral on nights out now, 20 years ago there'd maybe be 1 fight in the town, now every other second it's kicking off, too many coked up working class idiots

too much of a boomer me now

I am an Australian

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>>223844247
UK Gov tried to force Apple to give them a backdoor into their encryption. Apple said no and pulled the encryption out of the UK. Gov said no you don't have to do that just give us the backdoor for UK citizens then. Apple said it doesn't work like that. UK Gov denied any of this ever happened.

Gov is still going at Apple for more backdoors just last week Apple complained again.

>oh thye NEEDED it

ugly tranny

>>223844337
What? I was going to use the selfie camera to watch it how can that damage my phone this shit cost like £1200

>>223844368
CWLTSHC

>>223844368
Just been sick in my mouth

saw some lad walking towards me and though "fucking hell he's tall" then when we were side by side i noticed i was taller than him. Is that what i look like to everyone else? a big old lanky fucker?

Just going to look at the solar eclipse, surely I’m not going to go blind or anything daft am I?

>>223844274
Jai Hind brother!

watching that knockout audit guy's video it's pretty grim how few people and places are open at night these days

>>223844220
They're taking our slampigs

>>223844387
they did a whole episode about this like 30 years ago homer had to have eye surgery remember

>>223844348
100% pure 190tium

>>223844368
not THIS is what I call peng!

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Book your trip to Japan TODAY

>>223844398
Night time is for bo bo’s

Got the Massive Attack on again

>>223844247
>My iPhone
LOL LMAO KWAB
didn't read the rest

>>223844310
PISS OFF PEDOPHILE FREAK

How many hours a day do you spend on 4chan?

>>223844379
Damages the sensor or something

Just looked outside at the sun directly and it was fine, why the fuck is it worse for my eyes and can make me blind looking at the sun covered by the moon?

>>223844430
i take photos of the sun all the time its fine

>>223844439
Because of woke

>>223843467
maybe those paint throwing activists should have focused on the real issues like our water crisis and not insane ones like stopping oil

>>223844340
imagine the smell

HOW THE FUCK CAN I NOT WATCH THE ECLIPSE WITH MY PHONE WITHOUT DAMAGING IT!!!

Is the eclipse like a nuclear bomb blast or something

>>223844332
Mate you just revealed your encylopedia knowledge and lore dates of this tranny, get a grip and grow up

>>223844337
>or risk damaging your camera or phone permanently.
so it can't spy on me any more? sounds good

you guys think your life would be different if it took you a few more years to learn that you could wank your willy?

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Computer Blue

dont see how japan could possibly have a population crisis. I would personally inseminate all japanese women if I could

>>223844429
Rather not say

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Is this an appropriate outfit for my mental health appointment with the GP?

Yes the UK shouldn’t drill for oil in our North Sea despite it being plentiful because of the environment lads? Doesn’t matter that Russia, Asia and most of Africa literally burn things for fun and destroy the environment to benefit them surely we have to be the ones to decimate our economy to fight the good old climate change fight

hurt my finger a little bit pulling a loose thread off my shorts

Saw a family of disgusting BAME’s walking through my 99.7% village earlier
Genuinely felt sick imagining them deciding to move here

>>223844508
yes girl good luck x

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Off out me. Getting a key cut then garn maccies for a Big Mac x

It's a shame Mouse doesn't post any more because I was going to give him a £100,000 donation
But he's gone, FOREVER, so I can't do it

>>223844494
>we want less crime!
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!

nothing to hide nothing to fear, simple as, it's the only approach for low trust societies like the UK has become

>>223844516
big andy will sort you out soon enough

i'm an insect

>>223844521
haha heyyyy it's me Mouser. horsey cocks mmm haha x

>>223844516
they didn't decide lol the government put them there to punish natives
and it's only the start

really really need a cute tranner to suck my willard

just stop oil
just stop it will you
just stop

am too hot

>>223844494
Whats all that text hovering about? Personal details?

>>223844521
I'm here
Nettles and piss and that
Fucking minimod
Where can you send the money?

>>223844526
im a cat

>>223844494
/brit/ getting FAR too local for my liking

>>223844523
>nothing to hide nothing to fear
bait

>>223844480
Well yes kind of, the sun is like a billion nuclear bombs going off every second

>>223844530
lol

>>223844533
Don’t think they were freshies
They were Pakis who were doing a bit of tourism it seems

>>223844519
Based HHL just living that NEET life x

>>223844542
health bar and level init

just stop toil

>>223844555
kek ok i was baiting a little bit

>>223844514
you guys need to lead the charge we all look up to you

>>223844542
names of all the people they've shagged

>>223844556
Seems dangerous to me

>>223844485
its one search in the archive, takes two seconds

>>223844494
wear a mask people

>>223844605
s

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>>223844514
forget the North Sea, we're sitting on a gold mine in the Antarctic but we've decided to just leave it alone.

Yeah cba
Yeah whats the point
Yeah lost our mind innit

she wants a man who only pours terrible pints

watching a movie in my mind

it's a single seven-hour scene of longseason dancing to my tune

its 2026 and people are crying about oil
dead tech lads

>>223844628
actually we're giving that back to the penguins

eating tesco carrot sticks and crying

what tabs have you got open at this very moment?
only the brave may reply...

>>223844607
To look back all the posts to 2023 and find the one that first talked about Aldi? Who are you kidding you absolute freak, you are the sacked tranny, and that is your picture.

Some of these sites cost more to extract than you'll make. Probably elf and safety regulations mind.

>>223844654
all carrots are sticks

>>223844654
get the hummus bought

imagine if we discovered a massive reservoir of natural resources like bigger than iraq and saudi and we became giga rich and instead of spending it on skyscrapers and gold plated hotels we'd spend it all on luxury hotels for immigrants and pensioners while all the millennials suffer from the same problems lmao

Lucy Davis who started in The British Office has incurable stage 4 bone cancer. chemo won't work. really makes you want to start living your life and make the most of every day
>proceeds to do nothing but toil, fap and game for the rest of my life

>>223844656
one of the very first posts on his name mentions aldi you spastic, its the whole reason he adopted 'employed' woman

fuck off cunt

Supposed to be painting the fence but I've got the shits. Feels awful.

saw a very odd video of a chinese policeman arresting someone for buying a baseball bat

>>223844677
Most of it would go on the pensioners let’s be completely honest
And yes, they would still want more

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>>223844655

>>223844677
theres a fuckoff yuge gold mine under cheadle

>>223844692
shouldn't take you long then hope you like brown haha

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>>223844655
too many

>>223844685
More dollhouse lore you have mentally stored in your head. You are either sacked tranny, or a very deranged shut in freak

>>223844628
no one is allowed to drill in antartica for oil
globeies wont tell you why of course

>>223844711
You're just like my grandpa

>>223844418
best timmy could do

>>223844677
That's not far off what would happen. Are priorities have always been
>pensioners
>immigrants
>bames
>welfare recipients
>government (mp salaries and expenses)

Most likely the British people under 50 wouldn't see any of that.

I took out a £10,000 debt consolidation loan just now at 12.3% apr, will repay it at £612.05 over 18 months

>>223844710
Haha very funny I'm in immense pain my ring is burning and I feel terribly sick

Grim I can’t watch the eclipse because the uk and its citizens are dumb fucking retards who don’t stock up on the one thing you need to watch it

>>223844655
3

>>223844729
how is 600 quid even debt like nibba just pay it back today lmao

>>223844736
u've been done by woke

>>223844628
Antarctica is the only place on earth that hasn't been thoroughly raped by humanity just leave it be

>>223844741
Yeah that's what that means

>>223844679
terminal boneitis is it

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>>223844655

>>223844736
u = done by woke

>>223844712
this isn't deep lore retard, most posters who have even a cursory knowledge of this place know sacked tranny first used a trip when he got the aldi job

Dissolving the biomass in battery acid

What if the birthrate problem was solved by a combination of banning abortions and an annual the purge style thing but for raep?

>>223844736
https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/storey/storey-for-kids/make-a-pinhole-projector/
get it made

>>223844677
obviously it would be sold off to bp and shell
thats just business sense under thatcherism

>>223844775
um

>>223844736
it's generally assumed that most people aren't dumb retards who can make a viewing box themselves very easily

>>223844523
>>223844494
*flies drone with pipebomb into your squad car*
LOL OOPS

>>223844779
actually unreal how detached from reality you are. Don't reply to me again

>>223844736
Yeah man if only you'd have taken a bit of initiative and bought some glasses last week when they were plentiful and the normoid cattle hadn't got wind

>>223844806
concession accepted

>>223844729
insanely high and short window
should only be like £30 a month repayment

>>223844779
Wrong! He had been posting as Tilde for years prior and he assuming the sacked tranny trip

ahhh jeez do i could pay back i dunno...maybe £5 a month? best I could do

>>223844732
Could have yourself a nice green gate at the same time lol

Is the eclipse homemade projector thing a prank or something? How the fuck is a reflection on a piece of paper the same as seeing the eclipse the fucking spastics

watched the 2015 eclipse without spacker glasses
not like everyone went blind in history every time one happened is it

eclipsesisters...
im not feeling too good

>>223844827
ktim to debt collectors

>>223844830
just look at the sun bro

You can make the glasses at home with a piece of paper

*stares at computer screen*
eclipse?????

>>223844789
Leftypol making a pinhole projector
Rorke staring straight at the eclipse the whole time screaming

>>223844841
survivor bias

>>223844830
made them in school but I lost it by the time the eclipse was on in 1999 so I just looked at the sun

got my tit out

I eagerly await the “did the moon just pass in front of the sun did it?” Posts that will inevitably hit the thread tonight

I'll put on my sunglasses desu
that's what they're for innit

Someone explain to me how the fuck looking at an eclipse is worse than looking at the sun? I look at the sun all the fucking time it doesn’t make you blind

barclays I owe 1000
capital one I owe you 3000
That money, even if I had it? You're never getting it back

IM STEALING FROM YOU
IM STEALING FROM YOU
IM STEALING FROM YOU

>>223844875
ktim but with the SLC

>>223844862
P O S T I T
O
S
T
I
T

>>223844867
I'll be there to post it son dont you worry your little cotton socks

moon is a big fat bastard if he does this

>>223844870
sun gets brighter when its behind the moon

>>223844870
the sun's rays build up behind the moon so when it moves the rays are concentrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gSI_2MriU

>>223844875
The police will force you to set up an onlyfans to cover their losses

>>223844870
The sun gets super pissed off at being blocked from earth so gets 10000x brighter

it's like that video of the guy driving his car and the old lady won't get out the way

https://x.com/reece_us/status/2087107329883771008

So if glancing at the eclipse can blind you then why the fuck isn’t this being treated as a catastrophic global disaster that’s the equivalent of a meteor hurtling towards the earth?

So anyone just outside in the entire world if they look up without special glasses they get life altering vision damage? Get a grip you spastics

might sacrifice catberg to bring the sun back when eclipse happens

My bollocks and my thighs are surgically attached at this point which is obviously not right

its armpit august so post some pitsluts

>>223844901
lol

well i need to do stuff today so see you fags later

woke up early for this busy busy day at 11AM

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>>223844946

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really makes you thin

The sun isn't as bright during an eclipse so you don't have the same reflex to squint or look away as you do when you look at the normal sun
It's easy to look at it longer than usual and get eye damage

>>223844946
mate invited me to a bbq in the park and at the end everyone made a circle and asked me to join in as well

this girl had her arm around my neck and she absolutely reeked of BO i immediately popped a semi and had a wank as soon as i got home

thought you might wanna know about this experience

>>223844870
the moon doesn't block gamma rays and they go through it still into your eyes without you realising

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Wish these 40rd clear mags were actually reliable but they’re fucking pieces of SHIT

>>223844940
Just shut the fuck up rorke bro

>>223844981
ever shoved it up your arse?

>>223844979
impregnate

>>223844418
Okay but lets say I go to japan. What then? Where do I actually go to meet cute girls? Im not a complete retard and can meet girls at the pub, but the culture in japan obviously a bit different

>>223844981
Awwww does baby need his bang bang toy to feel like a big man :3

>>223844981
Genuinely thought you were holding a huge poo from the thumbnail

>>223844975
gamma rays are not real

>>223844979
Can’t post that

>>223844940
I imagine its more if you stare at it for an hour you will damage your eyes so its easier to say dont look because people are retarded

just started mogging myself

>>223845006
s

>>223845005
Your police don’t even let you buy baseball bats lmfao fucking SERF

>>223845032
*starts bumbleblacking your arse at 88888888888888888888888888 mph*

i'm telling you this pheromone shit is real

catberg currently doing his nightly rip up the carpet and scream his fucking head off for no reason routine

deeply unfunny thread

>>223845032
Ooooo everyone watch out the big baby is getting angwy!

>>223844942
give it a few minutes first
might sort itself out

>>223845055
pull tail

i will kill myself when big floppa dies

>>223845096
Big Floppa is still alive?

>>223845057
but you say this every thread…

they going to do some cloud seeding then?

>>223845124
woke bollocks
wollocks if you will

always see this sad looking guy in his thirties that works at asda
probably isnt but feel like he could easily be a /brit/ poster

>>223845133
i wont

>>223845145
Ask him

just had an illegal thought

>The British government has not expressly apologized for its role in the famine. But in 1997, at a commemoration event in County Cork, the actor Gabriel Byrne read out a message by Prime Minister Tony Blair that acknowledged the inadequacy of the government response. It asserted that "those who governed in London at the time failed their people through standing by while a crop failure turned into a massive human tragedy". The message was well received by the Irish media, where it was understood as the long-sought British apology. Archive documents released in 2021 showed that the message was not in fact written or approved by Blair, who could not be reached by aides at the time. It was therefore approved by Blair's principal private secretary John Holmes on his own initiative.[211]
Lol

>>223845145
There’s a 30 year old tranny that works at my local Tesco
Mostly comes in dressed like a bloke but sometimes he comes in with full make up on and a women’s uniform
He’s definitely autistic from speaking to him

men.wikifeet.com/scott the woz

>>223845064
This is why Britain was so successful
>the sun's gone
>well I should imagine it'll be alright in the end
Whereas jf countries will have either chimped out or tried to intervene whenever something weird happened.
If Americans were around thousands of years ago they would have attempted to build a reserve sun for these situations.

>>223845176
*From speaking with him

>>223845160
Country’s surrounded by water. Could have fished. Thick bog trotting mongs

>>223845192
Bizarre post

>>223845160
Its just a legal technicality to avoid an international court lawsuit. Same reason why we refuse to technically apologise for the slave trade. The moment we do, the Africans and Caribbeans plan to sue us for $8 trillion

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>>223844425
FOY

>>223845160
>Gabriel Byrne
This dude gets burned alive in the horror kino "Hereditary"

>>223845176
get xer shagged

smell my wank

>>223845197
No, to. He doesn’t reply, he’s mostly non verbal

>>223845210
he didn't do that. luigi wouldn't do that. he wouldn't do drugs

eat my shorts

my wont to take 5 minutes extra when on the bog wether to wee or poo is a basic human right

>>223845192
Phenomenal post

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>>223845227

>>223845223
He replies lil nigga
He replies

>>223845255
for me its heading back to my desk without having wiped my arse

>>223845230
Not digestible though are they

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>>223844655

>The Fatal Panic (1748): Doomsaying surrounding a major 18th-century eclipse drove extreme anxiety; a tragic report in the London Evening Post described a woman who locked herself in a room and bled to death out of pure terror of the end times.
apparently

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Shaft!