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>>223847617Gen X blahpipo Facebook type humour
can't freely use facebook, if i post a random comment somewhere my grandma sees it and comments on my comment
>>223847617These memes are actually very sweet and remind me of my Grandmother so do not listen to the haters
>>223847617so fucking true lol
huge sale on chicken this weekfinna stock up
>>22384774299 cents a pound? Tha FUCK????
>>223847617disingenuous imageno one ever had to sneak candy at grandma's
Were you in the boy scouts?
>hard nipples and no bra in front of a bunch of young boysVery disrespectful
>>223847742chicken thigh > chicken breast
fell asleep with gum in my mouth award
I thought that said gun in my mouth lmao
>>223847617nanberg always had mints in this
>>223847617My grandmother had these but in one of them she wouldn't put spice in. It was just gum and candies
How are you preparing for the impending collapse of North America?As for me, I only have a machete, a few pocket knives, and some manuals for when Mexico collapses along with the U.S. and Canada.
Minge smelling like the cryptkeeper's mouth
My grandma had TWO candy dishes. One had a mix of fruit candies and Werthers, and the other one had those weird licorice candies that no one eats. Candy used to be a decorative thing.
My meemaw was rockin like this
My grandma had (has) a candy dish with fake glass ribbon candyReal piss off the first time it tricked me
Do you think our wives will be wholesome chungus grandmas after we've all been married for 50 years and our grandkids come over to visit?
>>223847816posting middle aged woman Facebook memes again?
My bro just called my phoneSay "Grind, ain't got time for these bitches"'Fore I walk out the houseStuff my Glock wit' extensionsThis the way my cards was dealtBut all I know we stand on business
>>223848699Hah ha yeah our wives Maybe they will be e-penpals just like we are
>>223847816They sell them at sams club dumbass
>>223848707Kiss my ass, what you didn't have a grandma? Fucking cocksucker
>>223848798>t. The Candy Detective
>entire generations born just to eat, sleep, wageslave, pay taxes, consume lousy products and horrendous media, then die in relative poverty
>>223848570
>>223848854Your every waking moment should be dedicated to trying to figure a way out of this Matrix and be independently wealthy and above this type of fate. If all you're doing is just going along with it doing the bare minimum to survive then you deserve to live like rhat
>>223848854yes versus what? Living in a tribal community, eating, sleeping and dying of sepsis in a mud hut after a slow painful agonizing couple of weeks because you tripped and cut your leg open while chasing a lion through the jungle? get real human existence isn't deep and you're not special for hating the rat race, go wander naked in to the amazon no one's going to stop you, bathe in the mantaro and let parasites eat your dick off, stop whining and go do it
>>223848949Is the notion of having a productive, homogenous, and happy society too far beyond your grasp? It has to be either abject savage misery in the wilds or indentured servitude in a cubicle surrounded by jeets and computers?>>223848909This. Always keep looking for chinks in the armor.
>>223849002>productive, homogenous, and happy societyThis has never once existed and never will, you live in the most prosperous time in human history and can't make it through an office job without whining and crying you wouldn't survive anything more
holy bugman
Tomorrow will be my 30th year without having bedded a woman, and my last as a mortal man. The wizard abilities soon to be bestowed upon me cause my hands to tremble as I type this. Can I handle such power? It has been a long and difficult journey to get this far. I believe I am prepared for what comes next.
>>223849065>This has never once existed and never willThis is the most shitlib braindead trannycoded post I've seen in a LONG time.
You bunghole
>>223849124>shitlib braindead trannycodedplease kill yourself
>erm akshually>everything has always been terrible>you are a fool if you think anything was ever good>I'm the only one who truly understands real history!
Just got called "bro" by a girl I'm into. Thats that then, gotta find someone else now.
>>223849124>>223849195Show me where your ideal society has existed then you little tranny obsessed faggot
>>223849104I had my virginity taken by a 42 year old woman in the back of a Pontiac Montana when I was 21. I know not what you might experience, but I am jealous of the power you will soon hold.
An hour is way too long of a commute right?
>>223849337Pe me? Certo. I had to drive 45 minutes to an appointment and all I was thinking the whole way is "never again"
I lost my virginity to a racially ambiguous middle aged streetwalker named Coco when I was 19.I fucked her she sucked me off then I jacked off into her mouth. It was sweet she was very maternal about the whole thing, so to speak.
>>223847533I started my shift at the strip club and the first thing that happened was that owner told me I could look but not touch. I hope to God it wasn't obvious how fucking nervous I was because I am the only guy besides security working there
>>223849432>besides securityNigga are you stripping?
>>223849455Probably a bartender or dj
>>223849337>1 h there>1 h back>2 out of 16 hours of consciousness communtjng>8 hours working>4 hours remaining >still need to shower, cook, clean, etc.it’s horriblethe longer my commute the less I enjoy life
>>223849455I am the DJ and honest to God I legitimately feel horrible that I can't help but look at some of the girls one of them seems cool but she told me she brands her partners
>>223849476*6 hours remaining
>>223849337that's considered normal in cagie societies unfortunately. 25 miles is the average commute around here.
>>223849228>akshually it's up to YOU to prove that I'm wrong instead of just assuming I'm right!Extremely troonbrained response. Very typical.
>>223849476Yeah it would be horrible after a weekSucks to even have to consider it
>>223849542Not him but what's more likely? That no society has ever been ideal or that most societies have been ideal? Huh?
>>223849337I put a strict limit of 30 min and that's pushing it for me. I have 15 min now and it's great.
>>223849608That would be great but there just aren't options that close, I live a little far out
>>223849337A two or three hours commute is the worst thing I've ever had to deal with; honestly, this model just screws over people and the environment.Workplaces, stores, and training centers should be close to where people live, not far away. I'd even go so far as to say that mega-structures should be built where housing, shops, work, training, and green spaces are all in the same area, without stress or fatigue.
hello
slept 9 hours and woke up at 11:15 am award
>>223849693Hi pal. You wanna buy some Deathsticks?
The AI-braham Lincoln twitter account is saying the n word again
Is 400 bucks a night a good deal for being a dj? That's what I get plus base of 18 an hour also i hope to God I don't get in trouble for looking at them dance on the pole
>>223849781That is making more than like 99.9999% of all musicians and djs Pretty good
>>223849781that's more a wage for a birthday party DJ. you should ask them for 600.
>>223849603Now you're shifting the goalposts from "none to some". You've completely abandoned your initial emotional reactionary response.Basically you've capitulated.
DJs are outdated ever since playlists were invented. What the fuck does a DJ even do? Just plays songs off his laptop. I would y pay somebody for that. Now if he was also actually an announcer, announced the girls, the deals at the bar and the good specials then maybe. But just a DJ is a total waste of money
>>223849483>OH GOD I AM SO SCARED OF LOOKING AT STRIPPERS AT THE STRIP CLUB I'M GOING TO GET AN HR COMPLAINTERINOOOOOSTOP THIS MEME IMMEDIATELY YOU NUTLESS ESTROGEN JOCKEY
>>223849848announcing is the biggest part of it, you have to hype people up and make them want to dance.
>>223849844I just said I'm not him Learn to read you dumb fag
>>223848854This is literally the entirety of history
>>223849848It's basically just a hypeman at this point, the music is secondary.
>>223849856I work with them and I feel awkward I never been to a strip club or worked at one the only thing they did was call me sugar. I am also not nutless I am scared of women
I was born in le wrong generationI should have been eating mushrooms and lichen in a cave while being revered as a wise shaman, offering fermented yak milk to the spirits and shit
>>223849871??? Who dances at a strip club? You're there to watch nekkid wimmin dance, not dance with other dudes. The fuck kinda joint you running over there
>>223849938>I am also not nutless I am scared of womenlol
>>223849542So there has never been a perfect society or you would be able to name it
>>223847742pssh, would never happen here!
>>223849941You an me both brotherSchizos used to be looked up to, now we got all this kike shit
>>223849938You understand that working at a strip club while scared of women is like working at a zoo while scared of animals, right? I mean if you were expecting to *not* run into women working as a DJ, you will end up sorely mistaken at pretty much any gig you do other than a gay bar
>>223850024ThisNigga should be working at Chippendales
>>223849876But we both know that's a lie.>>223849982Show me exactly where I claimed there existed a perfect society.I'll wait.
>>223849941Its funny how much primitiveness is associated with cave-dwelling when at no point in hominid evolutionary history did the majority of humans ever live in caves
>>223850089Nah you'll be a pedantic dumbass>erm akshually I said things were better not perfect :)
>>223849982What about Omelas nigga? Shits perfect cuz. If you got an issue walk ahead into the darkness and do not come back hoss
This guy likes to take pic with his gf naked
>>223850024>>223849971I also get nervous at compliments and hate taking credit for anything
>>223850155So you admit I'm right and you just tried to insert a strawman. You are absolutely floundering right now, not a good look. You're out of your element kiddo.
>>223850189What runs in your veins, Roman, blood or water? Grow a pair And stop being so womanish
>>223850222So you admit I'm right and that a perfect society never has and never will exist, you are a fucking faggot who can't handle an office job
>>223850165That's crazy but I dont remember asking tho
>>223850150It just seems like a cozy place to chill and trip out
>>223850227Okay but women don't even act like that. I'm seeing a very unsocialized human, not a woman. Okay, a little woman-ish.
>>223850245My understanding is that hominids used to get cucked out of caves by large predators quite frequently too. Cave bears, caves hyenas, etc.
>>223850165why
>>223850150Prehistory being heavily associated with caves is a great example of survivorship bias. The only prehistorical tools and art that would survive would be in caves, so the only evidence we see is that humans lived in caves, so now we are cave people.Thankfully, archaeology is slowly chipping away at this idea. Kinda like reversing the "muh dinosaurs were giant feathered chickens" type shit
>>223850240Again, show me where I claimed a perfect society has ever existed.You are absolutely crashing out lil bro.
>>223850227>>223850257I am generally a autist who never socialized in school but was never bullied sadly when I worked blue collar work they forced me to smoke weed, socialize and one dragged me to a bar and was shocked I knew French and Spanish
>>223850165:O
>>223850357>wah wah my office job is too hard wah
>>223850335I was only associating eccentrics with caves, not early man in general
>>223850165I respect that. It's something you can only do with a partner. If you don't have any relationship gimmicks you're not getting your bang for your buck.
>>223850296I dunno, he just gets off on it
Canada.
>>223850335Trve, but they still keep fucking up poor Spinosaurus.
Just utterly decimated some smoothbrain in an argument.
>>223850435There's a funnier schizo guy in BC called Johnjeet who records himself talking to jeets
tornados are becoming more common in my area and its worrisome because i live in a trailer.
>>223849947you still have to create a hyped atmosphere. you'll have to learn all the girls names and their best assets.
>>223850462Kek post pics now
>>223847533>Pasadena City HallIt's such a beautiful building
>I pissed my panties
>>223850501Dude is hilarious
>>223850540We used to get drunk up in the bell tower as teenagers
>Tim>Sexo>Caro>BuenoVote Tim!
We need more college comedy movies with actors in their 30s and 40s pretending to be teen freshmen and trying to score with hot chicks
>>223850772Zoomers HATE that sort of comedy
>>223850772Nobody has made college comedy movies since the early 2000s, that genre is dead because muh sexism
>Wake up>Travel into main room>Roomberg is in there high as usual>He strikes up conversation about random subject nobody cares about>Drops sentences partway through>Have to repeat or elaborate on everything>Randomly changes subject then goes back to earlier subject>Start getting frustrated and try to exit conversation>Bro why are you all salty>I'm not>Starts arguing about how I'm salty>Keeps going on about it being alternately passive and active aggressive while I am going on about morning preparing for the work day>Am now actually saltyTRD
>>223850772thats real life
>>223850772The kids do fent and goon in college now
>>223850872Have you tried not being poor?
why did white people let millions of indians into canada?
>>223850872>has a roommate>uses the world salty unironically you seem insufferable tbqh
>>223847795Get his ass
Do you like it when someone calls you a short king? If not, do you have a term you prefer?
>>223851049I'm not short so I dunno
Do Americans really
>>223851035Literally nobody ever voted for this, the Liberals never even campaigned nor mentioned they were turning student visa into a de facto open borders guaranteed pathway to citizenship.
>>223851087>dying in Iran for elites is based o algo but only for the local brownsWe're reaching levels of cope not thought possible
>>223851087>Sacrificing your life in Iran so your parents get a bootleg Toyota Corolla and you get your name on a poster is KinoLmfao imagine
Farted, and as soon my ass opened for the gas to come out I was raped. Is this the America we live in now?
Wildly varied breakfast this morning. Eating apples AND oranges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E58qLXBfLrs
>>223851039>Has no English reading comprehension>Replies anywayYou seem brown tbqh
can these rice & bean people stop talking about their farts in every thread? I hope they know it's not normal to fart all the time.
Muslims be like>My religious prophet sexually defiled a 9-year-old and killed millions for thinking he was a schizo but somehow Epstein is worse
>>223851317Yes it is
>>223851365no, it's not.
>>223851220Kinda mental when you think about how most languages didn't have a specific word for the colour orange until they came across this fruit
>>223851317It kind of is, your gut biome is constantly producing small amounts of methane throughout the day. A fart is just the result of a sudden increase in production.
>>223851220That's so crazy it just might work
>>223851317I would ask for a low fart diet but unfortunately I need to cut my body fat percentage and there is no such thing as a cutting diet that doesn't have your ass flappin.
Foxes be like >Ehhhhhhhhhh eh eh eh
why are indians so ugly gotdam
>>223851331somehow epstein is equally representative of an ideology despite being a random wealthy jew, as if epstein has millions of supporters instead of literally owning an island so that he could do crime behind the scenes with some other rich people
>>223851383Oranges aren't a fruit they're actually a grain.
>>223851331Never ask a muslim why Epstein had high-level personal connections in Mecca shipping him holy relics from that black cube
>>223851400>CAAAAW>CAWWWW>CAAAAAAAW
>>223851393then why doesn't it happen to me even though I eat three meals a day?
>>223851381I don't think you understand how the world works. What I do, whatever it is, is normal. What you do should align with what I do, and if I don't like it then it's abnormal
>>223851420They are a drupe you dunceterbater
>>223851447You are farting right now.
>>223851491except i'm not. why do you eat so much rice and beans if it makes you smell like shit?
Actually if you look at the chemical composition of an orange, if you're gonna classify it honestly it's actually poultry.
>>223851442>Meow>*Wiggles ears*
Was there ever any bulletproof evidence Epstein did anything illegal or was it all foid allegations and assumptions
>>223851539foid allegations and assumptionsAlthough he did get busted in like 2008 and got a slap on the wrist
garbage thread
>>223851220How would you compare them
>>223851515You literally are, your anus is not airtight. Like I *just* said your flora produces methane continuously. It seeps out through your anus constantly in small amounts.
>>223851587I can't. I wouldn't
>>223851106who else let them in? the chinese? lol
>>223851539He got caught and sentenced in 2008 and got an almost unprecedented level of special treatment. The real thing is that all the girls he molested were like 13-18 years old (and getting paid), but for whatever reason everyone claims they were like 2.
>>223851515Again, it's pretty excellent for gym diets.>high fiber>high protein>quick to prepare>cheapYou can start your day with rice, beans, and eggs, not break the bank buying enough food for a caloric excess needed for building muscle, and all of those ingredients can be thrown together super quick.
>>223851648Our immigration minister at the time was a literal Somali refugee
>>223851655rice is only high fiber if its brown rice which gives you far less energy than white rice
>>223851655Or you could realize you're still not getting laid even with all that and eat good food instead
>Or you could realize you're still not getting laid even with all that and eat good food instead
>>223851652Also the absolute youngest girl was 13 The average age was 16 or so which is legal, but ugly foids want to demonize liking you g women so they make it seem like he was trafficking toddlers or something
>>223851648Given that most Francophone Quebeckers tend to vote Bloc, Justin Trudeau was essentially a representative of Montreal’s Anglophone Jewish community (with leaders like the Bronfman family, sometimes known as “Canada’s Rothschilds”)
>>223851602a fart is not a small amount and it's not seepage. it means so much gas has piled up it created a literal explosion.
Ice heard of the Bronfmans, only because they bowned Seagrams and I used to be a massive lush
>*drinks 8*
>>223851655Beans aren’t high protein compared to other options like chicken breast. Are you vegan?
>>223851765Explain exactly when a mountain becomes a hill.
so much bad luck
>>223851792Among other things, the Bronfmans funded that “birthright” program that allows any Jew to get a free trip to Israel, and they were also associated with that NXIVM sex cult
>>223851739That guy is having exactly as much sex as you are
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>>223851835>NXIVMIsn't that the one that Superman TV show actress was involved with
im secretly finnish on the inside
And for desert I am having noodles with butter, salt and grated parmesan cheese
>>223851827damn you must be really embarrassed that you fart all the time and smell like shit. it's not normal.
>>223851865>Superman TV show actressIdk who you’re referring to, but they had a big compromat network like Epstein
>>223851796The eggs are the biggest amount of protein in that morning meal I described, the beans are not bad for protein but are largely for the fiber you need to not pop a hemorroid on the toilet. Believe me I am NOT against meat for gym diets either, it is just expensive to solely rely on and not dietarily complete (you will shit bricks)
>>223851886I accept your concession, now go be a zoomer somewhere else.
>>223851913Okay, Mr.Farty McSharty!
>>223850341some b asked for my bike at 1/4 price “for her kids” nah b I’m out here hustlinfuck yo kids
>>223851895Personally, I’d rather just have a normal lean meal like chicken, rice, and a salad, over the weird bullshit that /fit/fags come up with like sardines and eggs
>>223851870https://youtu.be/B5YokNW7tIs?t=69&is=RBtRCrfjj4zcNH7h
>>223851934>I'm doing it for muh DOTTA!
>>223851870I don't think your autism is a secret
>>223851891Allison Mack>Allison Mack, who played Chloe Sullivan on the Superman prequel series Smallville, was a high-ranking member of the NXIVM cult. She pleaded guilty in 2019 to racketeering and conspiracy charges for recruiting women into a secret subgroup where members were branded and coerced into sexual activity with leader Keith Raniere.
One thing I like about the rise of AI is that I seem to be able to type a bunch of garbled nonsense full of typos into the Google search bar, and it’s usually really good at figuring out what I mean. It’s annoying when I spell something correctly and it thinks I mean something else that’s a more popular search term thoughbeit
>>223851992
>>223851992she hired kreuk as well. kinda grim ngl
>>223852011SHIDD PONT!
At the end of the day what it all boils down to when it’s all said and done is the bottom Line
>>223852045gonna trim the pubes with a hair trimmer, really easy, takes seconds
subhuman tier post
>>223851992The Canadian actress from Battlestar galactica was an important member too
How do you cope with sore arms after a workout
>>223852106It makes it feel like someone else is whacking you off
>>223852106you dont get that after like the first week or two
>>223852106If you were a regular they wouldn't be
im wondering if its even worth cutting since im only like 10lb overweight. i really just wanna be lean.
Life sucks buds
I don’t get The Office
In high school they showed us this ancient "drugs are bad" vhs and in this part they played that one nas song that goes like "lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high" while some dude was break dancing. still get a kick out of it.
>>223852106It's a satisfying feeling. It means you made real progress.
>>223852065Don't do it, women like pubes
>>223852185One of those giga-normie tier shows, it's not weird that you don't get it
I saw a Spanisher in another thread that, instead of using the term normie he said "normalgolems" and I really laughed at that
are people liking the new pope
>>223852019Why do some people have faces like this that feel uncanny & demonic
New improved Pope! Now with 8% less child molestation!
>>223852316Gummy smiles are satanic
More like the poop if you know what I'm saying
>>223852295>they really gave the keys of St. Peter to a guy just to stick it to orangemanStill can't believe they did this
>>223852316You're brown.
How the mighty are fallen in the midst of battle
laughed
I don't like manlets. They're always moaning like bitches about >>223848364yet I'm always seeing faggots shorter than me with a foid by their side.
>>223852396Still would
>>223852403penis thumb
>>223852403My man green japan strikes again
society is collapsing, heres why its a good thing
>>223852445LMFAOOOOOO
You ever think of a punchline for a joke and then try to think of a joke for the punchline? It never works does it.
Farted again
>>223852530This could make the punchline to a great joke
Hey I'm Deputy Deke Seabreeze, can I get your licence, registration and proof of insurance?
>>223852595Will the suffice ociffer?
>>223852551The joke: what did I do again that's totally normal to do the entire day at least several times per hour
what color undies ae you wearing?
>>223852755n/a
>>223852755Red
>>223852768>>223852774post picture
This rat looking motherfucker killed his ex who looks beautiful He should thank Pat'etern that she ever got with him inna first place
Personally? I hate homosexuals
>Mercedes-Benz G wagon stronger than the 1980s edition Did one of the Mercedes China executives come up with that lmfao
>>223852802He's dark triad, he will get another babe easily because he is a dark triad killer it doesn't matter he looks like a goblin
Amerikkkans be like: please pray for my son braxton rameriez Washington III who died from drowning after jumping off the USS George Floyd after his 19th meal of moldy quesdillias
Women love violent brutal killers, news at 11
>>223852901Nobody says this. You have a mental illness.
>>223852911moids love "baddie" drug addict bipolar sluts whats your point fagmoose
Wanted to make toast but there's no bread
>Sorry but the chatgpt gf says "no"
benus is erect. wat do?
>>223849337over 20 is too much
>>223852963Stop larping you dumb tranny
>>223852993Just beat it (beat it, beat it, beat it)Beat it (beat it, beat it)Beat it (beat it, beat it)Beat it (beat it)Beat it (beat it, beat it)
cum o algo or something or whatever
Puppyberg has picked up the habit of sleeping on chairs not good!
>>223853222cum con sex
>>223853226My dogberg sleeps on beds all the time especially if I'm not home.
>>223853226show dogberg. this is important!
>>223853226post puppyberg>>223853275post dogberg
>>223853275I regret letting my dog lay with me I'm tried of having fur all over my bed >>223853284I'm in incognito mode so I cant post pictures
>>223853333Quads of truth
>>223853333Describe the dog
Currently having burning diarrhea thought you should know
>>223853376Based Amerishart keeping the dream alive.
>>223853351Puppyberg is a cockapoo I call him spaghetti sometimes
Bros I hurt my back last week and am not getting a chance to enjoy my neetdomHave a day ass interview tomorrow tooThis week should have been sick/nasty
>>223853271
>>223853333Ditto for the incognito mode. >>223853309She's a medium sized brindle mutt, shaped kinda like the strays you see in some countries. She has big brown eyes and is starting to get gray fur on her muzzle
>>223853478cum con sex con sexo con cum
Fie diddledy deeA sailors life for me
>>223853419Have a night ass interview instead
>>223853592Silent or audible
>>223853592*snifffff*
>>223850808Zoomers hate comedy in general, they have no sense of humor. SSRIs and chronic dopamine depletion has left them humorless and void of most emotions beyond sadness and fear. It's why they all have digital personas, take drugs constantly, or troon out thinking it will unlock a new life.
I'll have the Johnny cakes
might do the laundry today 2bh
Tom and Jerry. Israel and Palestine?
>>223853645This is true tbqh, I used to be really into standup and I still follow some comedians on niggagram and the comments are always full of seethe even for literally who tier comics
>>223853617That one was audible, but my most recent one was silent
Now my most recent one was audible again
Moms going to Publix hell yeah
I wish I could have been born a creepy little weirdo that people dislike immediately
>>223853813It's not as delightful as it sounds
>>223853645Actually boomers and Gen x has the HIGHEST RATES of SSRI consumption by generation
>>223853645unhinged, psychotic postpossibly made with evil intenttruly horrible
>>223853740Zoomers' #1 pastime is getting mad over trivial things. They've long since passed millennials in this arena and seething is basically a staple hobby for 90% of zoomers. Most are products of a broken home/divorce, and combined with their perpetual worship of negro culture + normalization of cyberbullying instead of IRL - they are all quick to anger and exhibit nasty and hostile attitudes by default.
Have you ever noticed that foreigners have really weird bullybuttons
>>223853667*smiles himboly at you*
>>223853887>picIn this general that zoomer is a hero, end of story
smells like paint thinner outside
>>223853883Case in point - immediate reaction is laden with hostility and ad hominem. This quickness to anger is a product of low impulse control, likely induced by chronic exposure to negroid behaviours online and never witnessing the real-world consequences for burning down a city block.
>>223853949Paint thinner smell reminds me of high school
>>223853905Thirdie doctors often don't clamp the umbilical cord properly
so does sealant for sewer lines take like 2 weeks to harden or what, because the sewer company working on the sidewalk across the street just came back after like 10 days of leaving all their equipment and barricades
>>223853905Because their retarded doctors botch the umbilical cord removal
>>223853981Or the mother doesn't bite through it cleanly.
Have we ever come to a definitive conclusion to the question of if wiping your ass is gay or not because you're touching a dudes ass?
>>223854105thats like asking if its gay to jack offits not gay if its YOUR sexual orifice
Would it be gay if I had sex with my clone
>>223854132what if the dick is not yours but it's attached to a girl? asking for a friend.
>>223854132Jacking off is extremely gay Not only are you making a dude cum with your hands but you're also cumming to a dudes hand
>>223854177
>>223850808college settings are more relatable for a larger audience. High schoolers also can’t be main characters, they have zero life experience. It’s like reading the ugly duckling but it never becomes a swan.
>>223854132It’s big gay to jack off. That’s precisely why I use a vibrator and only watch women solo. Jacking off fries your dick sensitivity too
NEW>>223854286
>>223854272>thats why I use a vibrator
>>223853741Based flower conditioners
