Hollow edish
>>223852056very good editish
what time does the thing actually happen?
>>22385217319:08-19:13 mate
>>223852165Ta' x
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786509348696905.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8fdaWDefY
wow the iceland one was cool
I'm ready for it
finished dark souls 3 the other dayreview: pretty good
you can see the solar flares on the iclenad image fucking cool shit
how is that the moon is the perfect size to cover the sun entirely?
>>223853679hated it me. gay mobs
>>223853697cos its 400 times smaller but 400 times nearer by coincidence or something
>>223853697proof that god exists obviously
Big day for science lads
>>223853753>coincidenceIT WAS GOD
we're all in here lads>>223853337>>223853337>>223853337
>>223853716what you mean you dont like the normal enemies?
>>223853818Yes made the game feel like a chore to play, too many strong enemies in between bonfires especially in the late game, but the bosses weren't even that bad in comparison
>>223853793FFS fuck this op >>223852056
Just had a look at the sun Looks alright, can see a bit of the moon coming ingonna check again in a bit
>>223853856hm i thought some of the bosses were comically overtuned but that the level design was basically good, not demons souls and dark souls level but still alri. even after beating friede im still not exactly sure what youre supposed to do
>rural villages being flooded with refugeesLove to see it
>>223852056
>>223852056based edish
>>223853679dork souls is a slog game where you need to memorize unintuitive patterns just to beat it
Now is the moment. Many of us will become the eclipseblinded. A million children will be eclipseborn. New empires will rise. Most of us, unfortunately, will be eclipsed out of existence. The age of the moon is here
Omds
Rorke staring directly into the sun
>>223854047CORRRRRRRRRRR GYALDEM X
A big black ball covers a white eyeJust like my porn
>>223853980Alri Mendolsohn
>>223854061i definitely found that for a handful of bosses with really weird attacks and animations that essentially require 'practice' but on the whole im not sure i agree with that to a great extent, especially not demons souls or dark souls
>>223854102It's white, it's harmless. Or is it yellow peril
sun is fucking off
Rorke on a mad oneLeftypol ranting about his love of black porn and refugeesYou<3 2 c it
Total cloudberg victory I fucking love rivers
catberge went to bed thinking its night time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhphn2NuWLk
Hope i didnt break my phone
that was it? total nothingburger
>>223854858Clear skies wtf
Eyes hurt a bit now Went eerily quiet in my area, and the temperature dropped quicklyWas quite spooky until my mum goes "so this is what a solar eclair is like"
Baddiedem munch
>>223855019hope your mum gets dementia
>>223854948Believe you live with your mum but nothing else in this tale
>>223854948Glad I made a box before heading out would've missed it otherwise
>>223854870Partial eclipses are the most boring version of a solar eclipse tbf. Tonights one just happens to be the best solar eclipse we'll see for a while in terms of coverage.
getting much brighter now
>>223855039Blud is sending for mums :skull:
>>223855045I live with my mum so I can take care of her.Something funny about that?>>223855060I felt a bit like a twat holding a cocopops box to my head but it was a fun experience
playing league of legends
found a way to look at the eclipse without sunglassesstare at it for a few seconds then close your eyesi can still see the eclipse even though it was like 10 minutes ago
my eyes feel funny
Forsen's live
Right well I got it with some fuckery of the camera lens didn't ISunberg is a right pain in the arse
>>223855220kek
when will computer prices go down?
isaac newton stared at the sun until his eyes stopped working and had to sit in a dark room for 3 days
>>223855283next eclipse
AND ALL THAT IS NOWAND ALL THAT IS GONEAND ALL THAT'S TO COMEAND EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN IS IN TUNEBUT THE SUN IS ECLIPSED BY THE MOOOOOOOOON
>>223855283when Brits start making components of their own and stop relying on the Taiwanese alone
right canada got one, UK got one, think its only fair we let australia have the next eclipse
You lads want to see the picture I got of the eclipse?
>>223855260what the fuck is that
slightly chubby very fit lass across the road was taking selfies with the eclipse so i missed it
kwabso fucking glad argentina los- oh wait the eclipse yeah
guys i get my a level results tomorrow and find out if i get into my uni so you have to wish me luck ok?
cozzie livs gave me a menty b so i booked a holibobs to look at the totey clipse
>>223855260NiceI tried but even with exposure right down they were overexposed>>223855320Yeah as long as it's not a picture of your bumhole
>>223855322the sun matesome eclipse thing caught in the lens but i don't know hownot a computer nerd so idk
>>223855297love stories like thischemists testing new elements by eating them
>>223855323get any pics of her?
>>223855216they should be on the same timezone as us but franco wanted to be on the same time as shitler
~~ my life is a movie ~~
What's all this about an eclipse then?
>>223855360yh..
Utterly disappointing wank as expected by the insufferable mugs that call themselves astrophysicists on the BBC. Wow, the sky got very slightly darker for a few minutes. Maybe that was a slight dark spot I saw on the rim of the Sun, maybe not. Utter wank. "Oh, the birds will stop chirping and night creatures will come out". I bet they didn't even fucking notice. Way they talked about it, it was going to be like night time or something. Fucking bullshit merchants.
>>223855375my life is a homosexual pornographic film
slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil just eclipsed my vision with her belly
>>223855389goyim truly are cattle
there's a ball kicking game on lads
Name my character and abilities
Total eclipse of the heart, r Katie's final tiktok's track. Had a moment of reflection while making my box x
>>223855357there's loads of it in that bill bryson book like that lad who liked putting his friends and colleagues in the pressure chamber
excuse me, I'd like to arse you a few questions
sad that that lady from the office has got cancer
cant read any of the posts here because there's a big red spot wherever i look that makes everything fuzzy ahah
last time I was in Leeds I got threatened with a knife and got called gay by a bus driver all before lunch
>>223855424EyeBULL
>>223855330negative aura
poo (post-eclipse edition)
>>223855389ignoring the premise, but she genuinely looks like this yeah
>>223855392to be honest it was pretty cool how it got dark from the top not the horizon. strange sensation being outside like someone dimmed the lights
life movie
>>223855389I hope someone shanks you in the neck
>>223855428>that lad who liked putting his friends and colleagues in the pressure chambersc
>>223855392Even more justification to nuke the BBC Broadcasting House
>>223855421Wish my balls were getting kicked by a Chinese dominatrix
>>223855444Rorke's first day at work for the ONS
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY ARSE
total eclipse of the poo over my rectum
i've arsed up my questions
>>223855408shes chubby but not THAT chubby, if anything she's lost weight recently
>>223855465strange toes there mate
>>223855466i command you to stop enjoying things
>>223855389How did that skinny nigga tame that grown mare
going to Chinatown to nab a Peking Duck before normies nab them all
just swallowed up moonberg whole with my arsehole
imagine watching the eclipse on youtube along with the mongs in the chat
worst day of my life
>>223855466You're easily impressed.
Saw a bird in the park with a colander and she smiled at me. Wasn't fit though.Also a family of pajeets looking through a cereal box. There were even two chinese people there I've never seen chinese in this area.
>>223855544missed the eclips?
pic my sis took of the eclipse
>>223855544the worst day of your life...so far!
Do you guys think Laura Cloud Save is cute?
>>223855527get some of these
i actually hurt my eyes looking at it and now theyre all blurry :(
the cosmic ballet goes one
*suns come back*where've you been then???*gets raped by the sun*
>>223855575ever raped her
>>223855575she fit?
>>223855543walthamstow mentioned
>>223855543death note mentioned
>>223855448Fuck cancerSaid she's at peace with it. She's looking forward to reuniting with her dog and family on the other side. Bittersweet :(
>>223855581sure
right back to watching seasidemark then
>>223855543Starting to think religious cunts are paid shills desu
>>223855575get her to take a pic of her arse next time
i hope burnham does ban disposable bbqs. theyre a menace
>>223855558joyless slug
>>223855591yh>>223855594yh>>223855616will do
>>223855575How do you get a shot like this? I took a photo and it just looked like a normal picture of the sun in broad daylight.
hmmqWHITE interesting
>>223855575would you wank to a naked picture of her if she sent it you?
>>223855642shut the fuck up
>>223855588looks like my work here is done
>>223855585Sleep it off
>>223854679well well>>223855392
>>223855642me filling out dont know on every option
>>223855591
>>223855656meant for>>223855633
>>223855642drops sharply after...
love ireland me
>>223855581Yh
>>2238556426% of UK appears to be pure evil
>>223855693there they arethe lads
>>223855633She put solar film on her phone cameraI guess that stops all the bloom from the sun>>223855652Probably yeah
>>223855642they still think migrants from the top countries would be whiteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
might have a packet of crisps
>>223855717those are all indian voters obvs
Need
>>223852056>Accursed undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh emberAbsolute kino ending. If you didn't pick it, you're a cuck.
>greens want open borders for everyone except yanks and jewsmad that
>>223855717aka green party voters
>>223855743mate i've just had a packet of prawn cocktail crispsbloody delicious, tell you the truth
>>223855745would do anything to eat her turds fresh from her hole
When is the eclipse happening?
>>223855669That was quite underwhelming to be fair
right well that was fucking shite didn’t even go that dark load of poncey southerner silly sausage britain sky news tosh
>>223855769oh just in an hour mate
>>223855745the so called sex arse
nothingfungus
>>223855729Scr
>look up eclipse 2026 on youtube>one video looks like someone just zoomed in on someone's singular testicle>another looks like someone partly put their thumb over an exposed light bulbgreat stuff aha
>>223855745built for my 4.7" bwc
BIG BIG FUNGUS
Popular Ukrainian singer Olya Polyakova says Ukraine is "not a free country" and increasingly resembles a concentration camp — pointing to TCC (military recruitment center) enforcers as the reason.Speaking on the Ramina YouTube channel, Polyakova said fear and "double morality" have taken over Ukrainian society because of forced mobilization tactics. "Soon we'll all be frightened, terrified mice sitting in our burrows, afraid to even stick our noses out. They'll be bagging your loved one on the street, and you'll just walk past," she said.She argued viral videos of TCC officers forcibly detaining men on the street have blurred the line between acceptable and unacceptable, to the point that "anyone can be kidnapped off the street now, and no one will step in" — and accused society of turning away out of self-preservation: "When you see someone getting beaten, you look away and just keep walking, as long as it's not you.""Ukraine is no longer a free country," she said. "We've fought so many years to be free. How free are we? Everyone's afraid to say anything, looking over their shoulder, afraid to be photographed with the wrong person, sing in the wrong place, react the wrong way. Are we in a concentration camp? … Don't you understand we're in some kind of their Soviet Union right now?"The comments have split Ukrainian show business. Olga Sumska voiced full support: "Thank you, Olya! I support every word." Comedian Potap praised her for having "steel balls" and saying "what everyone stays silent about but everyone knows." TV host Yanina Sokolova, by contrast, tore into Polyakova, effectively defending forced mobilization and calling her "an idiot" in vulgar terms — accusing her of playing into "Russian propaganda"
>>223855642>allow more from Russia
managed to snap this belter pic of the eclipse thoughts?
>>223855753green are based
>>223855705what do you love about it
>>223855625I'm not joyless it just wasn't impressive. The average view of the Moon at night is far more beautiful. This was just novel, which doesn't make it interesting. It's also novel when I fart and don't cake my pants in brown mud, but that doesn't mean I hype it up.
What if the sun goes in front of the moon
>>223855753Why do the Tories hate Russians so much? You'd think they'd all be burned by russian prossies
>>223855877we all get to have sex
>>223855877dont talk about that
dont like products that use agave like tequila or agave syrup the poor plant takes 30 years to grow then they cut it down before it finally flowers for the first time it not right
what's the scientific name for the stage between the big bang and abiogenesis where you get the formation of galaxies, stars, planets before life
>>223855813desperate times call for desperate measures. suprised they havent mobilised 18+ instead of only 25+
>>223855886the modern tory party comes from jews like disraeli
It's fitting to remember on the 9th anniversary of UTR, that on our side were united the flags of identitarian organizations, national socialist and fascist orgs, southern heritage organizations, etc—while arrayed against us were the flags of antifa, BLM and the United States government.What crushed our gathering and broke up our men were riot police serving the red, white and blue. The stars and stripes were flying on the enemy side when Robert E. Lee was defeated at Gettysburg. The American flag is flying over the prison where James Fields is still held to this day.I'm not actually an America-hater and I don't think everything about the republic was bad or should be thrown out. Certainly the antebellum period showed a lot of promise.But by the mid-20th century, it was already clear White national survival had an inverse relationship to the success of the American project, the American system and the American ideology. To see these ideological currents injected back into White nationalist discourse post-Charlottesville, which is exactly when the right-wing flag-waving bullshit started, is a dangerous subversion of what all of us were there for, and what we were against.What made Charlottesville so dangerous to the System was that young White men were chanting "Blood & Soil," not "America First."
>>223855914Genesis 1
>>223855886modern tories are a bunch of quares
>>223855914stellar nursery
need some booze in me so i can feel something
Me and the gfberg what are we like eh
>>223855939diego whooping and clapping and slapping his belly like a seal at this
>>223855922
I don't understand how /pol/tards are given a pass to constantly break rules in /brit/
>>223855926JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE USJEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US
>>223855753green surprisingly high for you-know-where
>>223855968ever give her a ruddy good rodgering up the rearend
>>223855961not for me i got my liver looked at today and its covered in fat from drinking every night for 9 years
>>223855988yeah alri
ive never had sex
>>223855946no i mean everything until lifesolar systems, moons etc.
>>223855968go fuck yourself you little maggot
lol i love this dood
I THOUGHT THE FUCKING ECLIPSE WAS TOMORROWI FUCKING SLEPT THROUGH IT??>The next total solar eclipse visible from the UK will not occur until September 23, 2090.FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>223855968i have got to kill myself
>>223855968haha what are you like?ever had extremely passionate sex with her?
>>223856001Nah not interested. Sometimes I get a finger up the bum haha
>>223855642So anti-immigrants are just racists
>>223855813Russian propaganda mate. Having a jewish dictator as President is utopia.
>>223855988how come we don't get birds like this in yookay
>>223856020it was shit anyways
>>223856020there's one in spain next year
>>223856003grim just the gout for me hoping it clears up before the weekend so I can get steaming
whens this fucking clacton election with the bin man
>>223855753and russia
>>223856009r u cute
>>223856019What is your, eh, question?
wtf when did john cleese become so based?????
>>223855968Emotional damage
>>223856031what a dirty tramp xshe ever sit on your face
I don’t care that she has cancer stop going on about it niggas die everyday b
maybe "expansion of the universe" is a good term for the stage between the big bang and abiogenesis
So Catyank has given up his avatar then? Does he think that makes him less easy to recognise? Lol
>>223856066tomorrowthis lad seemingly got the dates confused >>223856020
>>223856084You alright lad?
>>223856070no im evil and ugly
>hmm yeah let me just stick my finger up this hole where all your poo is yeah that’s so hot and sexy corrrr corrrrr Fucking freaks
>>223856066tomorrow in 37C heatbraver man than to wear a bin on his head during that
>>223856066tomorra
>>223856106oh x
Wonderment
>>223856074>retweeting lotus shitters et alnot based
>>223856084dying of bone cancer in the spine to such an innocent person is not right though is it
mumbergs called me to have the most boring chat ever
mental that in even the far left feminist soy woke party, 25% of them want pakis oursfor yanks out there - this is how bad pakis are
>>223856092>"expansion of the universe"maybe the worst possible term as the universe has always been in a state of expansion from t > 0give your head a wobble
>>223856098That's malaponte
what if you had a meeting with the king in the old days but you had cholera
>>223856079Yeah I like it haha>>223856029Yeah some good ones especially on holiday she cums very hard
>>223856092that isnt a very good name for it why do you think there was only one stage
>>223856098The yank posting about Iran all the time isn't cat chad.
just ate a huge block of cheese like 3 cheese sandiwches worth of cheese
imagine freaking out because you missed out on the moon blocking the sun for like 5 minutes lol
>>223856145sfine he does too
sausage, bean, and cheese thing
there's this lad here whos been testing my simpsons knowledge and ive been replying to them fairly quickly but he wont acknowledge meyo goober, wheres the beef?
>>223856164cheese sandwiches isn't a proper unit of measurement
>>223856131>innocent personAs if you know every part of her lifeHilarious Go outside fucking mong
>>223856074Fawlty Towers when he heemed that piece of biomass Manuel
>she cums very hard
The face that launched a thousand ships
>>223856037Grim
>>223856177simpsons quote reciters are so cringe
>>223856112tomorrow.
You would have thought some entrepreneurial individual would have bought a ton of eclipse glasses ready to sell today but there is no such person in this country
>Andy Bummedman announces Brits better prepare for more migrants, 3,000 new arrivals in just the last 22 daysOh man I'm tinkin it's not the Russians or Iranians we should fear, but our own government.
>>223855968i want a gf to send memes to if i can't get one i will just send memes to random men online on a site called 4chan on a general thread on the international board called /brit/
>>223856210and you, the only one of you who DOESNT make me laugh
>>223856177ok unc time to get you to bed now
>our
>>223856202thousand spunks more like
'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
>>223856220get them all in. get them all wanked off
>>223856153>My girlfriend only enjoys sex after I spend thousands of pounds on hotels and travelAlri betabuxx provider
poor lad is ruining his life
>>223856179ok maybe like 150g maybe 200g
>Andy Burnham’s devolution push will drive 90,000 bankers and lawyers out of London, new figures suggest.>The Prime Minister’s move to boost regional economies will see white-collar jobs traditionally located in the capital shift to other big UK cities by 2031, according to research from recruitment agency Robert Walters.>According to the study, the North West will be the biggest beneficiary with 15,000 to 22,500 jobs expected to move to the region, delivering a £2.3bn boost to the local economy.>The Midlands region, which includes Birmingham, is expected to take one fifth of the jobs that move out of London, equivalent to around 12,000 to 18,000 new jobs.>Yorkshire is forecast to take another 15pc of the jobs that move out of London, equivalent to between 9,000 and 13,000 jobs.>Bristol, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Cambridge, Newcastle, Liverpool, Reading and Cardiff are expected to be lesser beneficiaries from Mr Burnham’s devolution push, with the towns and cities expected to take 24,000 to 36,000 jobs between them.
Everyone is stupid except me
>>223856138>>223856155what about cosmic emergence
>>223856257*thinking*
>3000 new arrivals in just the last 22 daysOH MY GOD3000?!THREE THOUSAND????!!!!! Smallboatmongs love having meltdowns over this shit then close their eyes when we get 700,000 Indians every year for 8 years straight
>>223856241Mine. My country owns yours hehe
Mass deportations are never happening and you may as well just make peace with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PneAIfv30jA
>>223856278so half a block of cheese. not a "huge block" and certainly not "3 cheese sandwiches worth"
>>2238562923000 in 22 days is equal to 40 million a year
Ummm when did people start calling everyone bro? Like "Bro is eating" Nobody said that when I was a kid.
88th Rape Brigade, 20th Incel Division, III Chud Corps
fucking love downloading films and stuff and then never watching them
>>223856282>There's 90,000 bankers in London Lmao
LADS DESTINY JUST CALLED HASAN A RETARDAND HASAN JUST CALLED DESTINY A GROOMER
Cool eclipse day. One last question, have you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?
>>223856292indians don't rape people
>>223856340zoomers are negrified
>>223856361Ian just called his wife by her name
>>223856339yeah but they don't come when it's windy
>>223856286just as bad the current cosmological timeline already has names given to the different periods https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_the_universe
>>223856292None of its good mate, all of it should be ground to a halt and then force the political elites to swim the channel themselves
>>223856365
I'd love an omelette right about now
Is it worth it?
>>223856340because people learn from black people online. 50% of their words are from black people. the other 45% are from incels. 5% is from one random tweet
>>223856338ok maybe it was bigger i didn't weigh itit was a huge block of cheese alright get off my case i ate loads of cheese
>>223856391I'm making egg
I just read online there's a comet heading for England
>>223856395Nah
Poo
>>223856383talking about the whole period from big bang until abiogenesis
got the frasier onS2:E19 Someone to Watch over Me
>>223856395not to me i just use it to follow footy rumour accounts
>>223856413imma have to do something about that
meteor shower tonight who wants to watch it with me
>>223856413any fit aliens riding on it
>>223856385My point is the media focus on the small boat crossings and get the goyim focused on it too as if somehow that’s the reason their country is changing so quickly. The most boatcrossing people we ever had was 50k in one year, look at how many have come legally over the past 10 years. The illegals are a drop in the ocean
Get it prepared, Rorke.
>>223856355there are 225,000 finance workers actually
>>223856340You're a poof
everywhere i go i'm reminded of the eclipse
>>223855071
>>223856436Yes
Get it made
>>223856292Yes and that's bad too. Pointing out the boat mongs is particularly useful in exposing the nonexistant state of our borders and utterly cucked nature of our welfare system, that's why we focus on it.
>>223856498>>223856498>>223856498
>>223856441Is that why it's so shit? You have to be a jew or a Muslim to want to live like that
>>223852056>>223852056>>223852056the new
>>223856471ok i'm laying down in the park with my kit off
>>223856497almost quoted myself haha could you imagine
>>223856499I'm White Anglo-Irish and I think it's "ok".
>>223856539>>223856539>>223856539
>>223856499what is it that youre referring to
get it made you stupid cunt
nonot postingthe new.NOW. fetch it hurry up.
>>223856582>>223856582>>223856582
going to have cheese on toast for tea
Please, if you would, the new?You have 1 minute to produce it.And to show you I'm serious, you have 30 seconds
Actual new>>223856527>>223856527>>223856527My post223856584
>>223856563>>223856563>>223856535We're in here
>>223856395>ai slop no
