>your cunt>do you enjoy the ball kicking game while drinking the lovely cans?
pink floyd predicted this
corned beef is the preserve of the white manno bame eats corned beef
>not an eclipse editioncanslad completely fucked it
icelands eclipse mogging the fuck out of you lot
>SIR solar eclipse!! >just looked at the sun xD>it was nice knowing you lads...mad how unfunny all of your are. If you've got nothing remotely funny to post, just don't post it yeah?
>>223853539I put /brit/ by mistake, lad and had to quickly recover before the janman raped me for making a /new/. 30 posts earlyWasn't even meant to be a /brit/
sick of it lads
AHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
poo (eclipse edition)
Sky news said you can stare at the sun but only through a colinder
>>223853568completely forgot about the ‘clipse when i got home tbqh
Nothing upsets me more than seeing the state of criminal justice in Britain. It genuinely makes me go into a schizophrenic break seeing all these feral white kids in every town in Britain reenacting clockwork orange, gormless minorities raping until their hearts content and nobody cares, nobody does a fucking THING.police don't give a shit they clocked out about 10 years ago and are more of a crime scene clearup crew.people dont give a shit just solemnly accept "theres nothing we can do". literally everyone people who have nothing to lose people who have everything to lose nobody cares
>>223853566looks like it should have a little fisherman in it
>>223853574both insanely grim
BEEEEE BEEEEEE, le designated current event is so exciting!Surely you don't fall for this shit
Anyone got the Dame Fat BAME image?
>>223853574You're sick of clearly significant improvements to the area by demolishing shitty low-value post-war commercial slop estates?
I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks
>>223853574The new block looks like areas in the pnw. It's like they've forgotten how to make a building look appealing to the eye
>>223853574they're doing this in /brit/s hometown of stockportthe mills being replaced with flats
right then thats iceland gone
>>223853638is that the sound spanish sheep make? over here they go baaa
>>223853661ktkim
>>223853661chill out
>>223853574Why are registration plates always blurred in pictures? Like if I google a reg plate, will I be able to find who the driver is and where he lives? Wtf
>>223852056>>223852056>>223852056Eclipse new
>>223853566What's the pink bit?
On Today’s Total Solar Eclipse and the Irony of Disenchantment: This total solar eclipse taking place today, particularly visible across northern Portugal and Spain, is proof of a new form of scientific pilgrimage. In Portugal, hotels are packed with tourists, and in the areas of greatest visibility, they have been fully booked for months. What is amusing is that virtually every reference I come across, from commentators to scientists discussing the event, seems to demonstrate precisely that the eclipse means nothing. It is simply something that happens. Science does not confer any meaning upon the phenomenon. It merely provides the data, and marketing takes care of the rest. Once, this phenomenon was entirely shrouded in mystery, the disappearance, or even extinction, of the Sun.Today, something that was interpreted for centuries as a cosmic event is being marketed as a premium experience. Hotels inflating their prices for the occasion, restaurants creating menus named after the event, television crews travelling to areas of greatest visibility and talking about it throughout the day. Science, stripped of any hermeneutic pretension, serves merely as a form of advertising authority. All these spectators purchasing the premium package are experiencing, to some extent, the irony of disenchantment. They know perfectly well what is happening from a scientific point of view, but they no longer quite know what to do with it. For all the ways in which traditions such as the Hindu tradition are dismissed, in which Rahu and Ketu devoured the Sun and the Moon. Or Norse mythology, in which the wolf Sköll relentlessly pursued the Sun across the heavens and, when he finally caught and devoured it, the world was plunged into darkness as a prefiguration of Ragnarök, there was at least a question, and an attempt to participate in a cosmic drama. Now, no one really knows what to do with the event beyond booking a hotel months in advance and hoping the sky remains clear.
>>223853715alien
>>223853715the devil
>>223853623CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>223853568Glad you made this really funny post
>>223853619Its only going to get worse. People can't imagine it now but this country is going to collapse this century and a lot of people are going to get hurt. We are going to be the first country in world history to collapse by completely avoidable circumstances we invented ourselves and couldnt be bothered to fix.
so leftypol how come the moon is as big as the sun then? explain that one
Bonkers Britain
>>223853757youll do nothing
>>223853757only thing collapsing is the computer chair beneath your enormous weight
>>223853715solar flare x
>>223853715um
>>223853689depends if you're shaggin them or not
poo wilies
>>223853820bet you're the same cunt that watches the "aitch" and the gary economist faggot
>>223853802grow up mate
Watching it in the garden now. Looks pretry cool through the glasses. It getting colder now too x
fuck my red squirrel life
>>223853820wasnt he on late night
tress blocked it init can’t see now
>>223853837first and only funny yank post
>>223853802s
>>223853820why did they teach us to do it then
>>223853839no i just thought it was a funny thumbnail
get in, i am officially married to my flatmate
>>223853723This guy isn’t ensouled btw
government has brought forward the nations bed time to 7:15 in light of the aforementioned eclipse
>>223853900hilarious
this eclipse thing is just bread and circuses
eclipse and meteor shower tonightspooky
im not yank
>>223853891another way for unmarried women to get easy money
that geezer was cruising for a bruising
>>223853891get her raped. it's legal in a marriage
the sun is on the other side of the house from my smelly bedroom so i can't see it
>>223853715the so called pink floyd from the dark side of the moon
Data points in support of the Hindutva comprador-viceroy theory explaining why Indians have been installed to run Big Tech in America.Zionist Jewish billionaires flatly do not trust Americans. India’s vast population of 1.4 billion can be screened thoroughly for pro-Jewish, pro-Israel servility due to WhatsApp being a honeytrap unencrypted messaging app (HUMA). These people are “investigation-proof” against regular Americans due to the enormous logistical and financial costs of verifying the biography of an Indian CEO. Guys like Marc Benioff do not want to give jobs and money to anti-Semitic Americans who “get it” on Jews now, especially educated professionals.Americans are having their careers and economy destroyed by Indians, because Jews have cut secret deals with India regarding the water supply crisis and guaranteeing “export goals” of Indians abroad to be a safety valve and remittance source for Indians. In exchange, Jewish billionaires get a compliant managerial class that can be deported and fired on a whim, and has no redress through the courts, cannot unionize, cannot make political campaign contributions, and cannot vote.Pakistan is one of the most anti-Israel countries in the world, second only to Turkey. 95% negative opinion of Israel. Pakistan, unlike Iran, has nuclear weapons. The Jewish empowerment of India through the installation of Hindutva comprador-viceroyalty is part of “the deal” that Jewish power has cut with India’s Inner Party of upper caste northern Indian Brahmin dynasties who run politics in the country.Indians are “elite technology entrepreneur unicorn-founder highly skilled geniuses” in the framing of the Jewish media. Like all such lies, it is a totally different story over in Israel.Where’s the Israeli strategic technology companies having their Jewish CEOs fired and replaced by Indians? Doesn’t Israel want to supercharge it’s economy with Indian big-brains?
>>223853914Jj
>>223853938not sure if that's strictly true
>>223853924this was foretold in revelations
>>223853951same herecontemplating leaving the housedeciding against it
>>223853820that's why they're getting us all to stare at the sun today
>>223853964well it is in saudi arabia so just go on holiday first
>>223853844Piss off ya a die boring vpn rodent
>>223853968youll do nothing
>>223853647Knocking down a business and bringing more people into the area does not improve it.
ill do everything
Dem buxom moons
if they understood reverse psychology they would have said YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE SUN TONIGHT
>>223854037Wish I was a woman
looked at sun, eye feels funny now
OH SHIT it’s happening !!!!! It’s going all cold
the proles are out on the road, gawking at the sunhow nice for them
>>223853968I've gone out and sat on the grass (now straw) at the park. The couple of benches the council graciously awarded us are taken.There's a couple having a romantic moment and I'm sat awkwardly close to them.
die bart die
Remember Stavros Flatley? What were all that about
>>223854043is there anything good on netflix? haven't had a subscription in agesused to have it in 2012 when they'd have mythbusters and that on there
Holy shit I can actually see the shadow cast like a massive circle on some buildings this is kino
The r/bannedbooks subreddit is totally pointless. The “banned books” they discuss are freely available anywhere, or are required reading in the public schools. Go bring up The Turner Diaries. Go bring up Mein Kampf. Go bring up The Hoax of the Twentieth Century. Go try it. They will ban your ass off the subreddit in 2 seconds.
The light has kind of gone a bit grey
watched sterling point and didn't wank to any of the qts in it once. i should get the medal of honour
Microwave BBQ rib sandwich for tea team
>>223854100its just a bit dimmer heretried having a look with the android's camera and its still sunberging away rip offi want my money back
So many TV shows mentioned that I'll never watch or have any interest watching, wow just wow
>>223854178>>>/int/cum
wth its dark like 10 oclock at night
>>223854158Depressing runt chow
woah haha just went dark its working
>>223854077There are now two other singular men here and they don't look weird at all.We're just normal men.Also no fucker here has those glasses or any pinhole shite.
surely there are solar eclipses every day on earth?
>>223854178you're the ideal person for /tv/
will it still burn my eyes if i just look at a picture of it
>>223854165I'll just have to accept my shitty phone AI adding useless brightness to all these pics
>>223854219Enjoy your eye cancer
lol neighbours out in the street
Guys turn on the news, the Ukraine war has eneded!
Hope the moon falls out of the sky onto my neighbour's barking fucking dog
I've attempted a glance thrice now and now I feel dizzywill give it a final shot at 19:12 (the supposed peak) but may have permanently damaged myself
So, you guys liking the eclipse so far?
>>223854259forgot your russian flag
>>223854262idiot boy
right its getting dark now time for bed
>>223854268very lame and gay so far
>>223854226Yeah the picture will burn your eyes
tes6 is gonna be a fucking BANGER I just know it. mark my words. todd really cooked this time, it's gonna be better than everything you saw.
Is everyone dead?
still bright out if you genuinely think there's an eclipse going on right now you've been thoroughly pysopped actual sheep
>>223854309We are looking at the solar eclipse it’s amazing
>>223854294no it won't
>>223854284A lot of people on reddit say watching an eclipse is a life changing thing, didn't know if to believe them or not
waste of time that was. couldn't see fuck al now there's a dot in my vision
it's written greenwich but we say it grenitch
the bbc are so shit. cant even keep a live connection between presenters in the same fucking country
>>223854328It goes away don’t worry
it dark
it’s actually trippy as fuck it’s like it’s day time but the brightness has been turned down
I saw the eclipse, she was black
>>223854369so the same thing that happens every day when the sun goes down?
cumming now
mad how boomers tried to pretend tv would ruin our eyesight when it was going outside actually
>>223854327i saw the '99 one, and that was a totalfelt nothinghard man me
right, well then*gets in an invisible tractor and exits the thread at 3 mph*
people are sheep tbf
Eclipsemongs loving this
bit dark init, reckon this is conditioning us to what it will look like in the post apocalypse
>>223854384But the sun isn’t down that’s the whole point
Beautiful Sun Gets BLACKED
clouds in the way500x lush
Sir Sun Blocker
>>223854434Bizarre post
>>223854416should go out there and sell them fakes
our earth really is beautiful isn’t it this is surreal
solar eclipse yeah? don't care
what if a baby is conceived at the moment of the eclipse
looked like the sun was a bit hollow but still too bright to get a proper look. dont really care
>>223854471satan spawn
Glancing up the moon bit looks brighter than the sun bit
Why do the Irish do this, when left to their own devices?
>>223854468im enjoying it as an autist who's sensitive to light
Lmao dogshit eclipse
can't bloody see my dinner
So what's happening at the other side of the earth then? No sun or moon
ngl this shit is ass from loughborough barely dark
1999 now that was an eclipse, can't have them like that anymore, due to woke
i dont see it,
>>223854471it will be cursed
>>223854464full of horrible creatures though
>>223854532it actually went dark then
>>223854529Just fucking doxxed yourself, stupid cunt
>>223854540but enough about the irish
LADS THERES NO SUN HERE EITHER WTFFF
>>223854550youll do nothing
>>223854320I'm looking at your bum while you're distracted
what's the slaggiest university a woman can go to herelike in america its ASU
>>223854384No not really
>>223854540yeah they’re called english
>>223854550nothing wrong with meeting up la
>>223854578leeds met
>>223854464i live there
>>223854558grow up
>>223854558wtf
fucking hell just looked out the window of my flat and everyone's on the street just recording it
too cloudy out i guess
Monster munch pickled onion very nice
>>223854587what happens there do bbc blackings take place
>>223854580its called twilight. happens literally every day
>>223854611sing us a song about the eclipse
>>223854578yes
that was magicalI'll never forget it
got a perfect position to see it, but i dont have any glasses so its too bright and dangerous. caught a very quick glimpse though. pretty cool
didn't just dox myself but nonced myself as well. what a day
>>223854601Same here, there are about 30 runts outside my flat
how do I stop hating myself
it dark earlier than it should be :O
this was shit
>>223854587was unironically considering going there to study music journalism
cloudberg reigns supreme
im finna eat noodles i dont even give a fuck
>>223854646get over yourself
>>223854646become based and redpilled
at least one freak here is sat in their flat pouting and moping that the normgroids that are participating in the redditclipse or something
>>223854646stop thinking about yourself so much
>>2238533371. BULLgaria2. Fuck no, only closeted homosexuals give a shit about niggerball
>>223854646bullet in your head
>>223854679KTIM
gayly shagging my mum's arse
Total release of a fart
>>223854587Very good answer
just shut the fuck up about eclipse
well thats it over then
>>223854684More like Bulgayria
>>223854661>music journalismmickey mouse course like game design, esports, physical education
pretty cool to see didn't go blindgot a bit dark but wasn't that dark 99 clears tbqh
Don't let the woke mob stop you from looking at the sun without woke glasses
>>223854712done him
Nowhere to see it from my flat and cba to go outside for it
>>223854662True say
>>223854471antichrist, yeah? need him hit with rocks just in case
>>223854711back to it. What's Rorke up to?
I remember 1999. Bet most of you cunts weren't even born
couldn't see shit
And for the record I don't care about that picture piehead keeps posting of me at work.
>>223854729You're missing out, you'll regret this one day
eclipses are the best time to pull a bird they're well up for it
>>223854744I wasnt born lol
solar eclipse only makes sense if the earth is flat think about it
We going outside for the meteor shower lads?
>>223854646self-loathing is narcissistic. you shouldn't care about yourself enough to have such strong feelings about yourself. get a pet.
>>223854711so you in 55 years
rorke doubting the scientists and blinding himself without glassesleftypol buying fake glasses from ahmed around back and blinding himselfthey really are one in the same
>>223854751That isn't you though
>>223854751done a face reveal have you?
fucking screaming
>>223854785Ian choosing caution and watching a video of the eclipse instead
I can't see anything my eyes are burning
get the sun back, don't want bames to go on the rape
>>223854774yh, but i'll have to bring my umbrella haha x
>>223854801i'd be fuming if i was in belfast
>>223854744I'm 40
Clap for the eclipse
We should all just live outside fuck buildings taking us away from our natural world
>>223854801is that Hebrew?
they shouldnt be allowed to appoint a new PM without an election. the british public has a duty to select the funniest person for the role
>>223854811you've only gone and bloody blinded yourself!
>>223854540yea me
>>223854824banging my pan
doing a gay little eclipse dance
>>223854635It was like the surrounding light was gloomy and it was a fair bit cooler but the sun itself was still just as bright in the sky. I would never have said it was 90% +. I can imagine a total eclipse is amazing though.
>>223854785two sides of the same shekel
Got some good photos of the eclipse lads. Didn't bother with them gay glasses. Just tanked it to get the shots.
>>223854801Cloudberg W
Got two more days of toil then shifts return to normal really aka 2/3 shifts per week
sorry zoomers but the eclipse was way better in 1999
remember goatse?
>Made the mistake of looking at the sun through the sunglasses>white dot in the bottom right corner of my visionmight have lost it lads
what a massive load of a shite, it was fucking nothing if the news never made a big thing out of it most people wouldn't have even noticed.
absolute nowtbarm, didnt even get dark
blinded myself so now i can get PIP x
>>223854744do you remember nye 1999? i was scared, wont lie
>>223854821I got a nice view of it in Belfast. There was a nice sheer of clouds over top of it that acted like eclipse glasses so I could just stare at it.
imagine being a 1200 nomadic tribesman and slaughtering a chicken right before an eclipse
Phones broken now
sun is coming back
the older the bird, the richer the gristle
*runs outside with colander in hand*don't want to go blind lads!
>>223854906>There was a nice sheer of clouds over top of it that acted like eclipse glasses so I could just stare at it.son
>>223854922the scenes on the beach look kino
>>223854906nigga think water gone save him
Had my first kiss during the '99 eclipse
might have a shower
mad how raped by drug addiction I am
1000 BC humans be like ugg what happen, why dark must be end of world grugg
Rorke looking at the sun with 3D glasses
whole sun needs coming back
>>223854932>>223854955Vision's fine. Maybe my eyes just aren't pussy eyes like yours.
>>223854980this must be work of big man in sky
our response, eclipsisters?
>>223854997screambring those back
Evening, lads.
>>223854972this but porn addiction
ooo look at me im gay
>>223854906might as well go to the A&E now whilst you have your vision la
I rawdogged the eclipse for 6 whole seconds
>>223854744I do. I will be over 100 next time we have one.
>>223854997it's coming right at me aaaaaahhhh (dats me yellin)
sun's going in Burgos, Spain
Well that was shit lmao the sun was barely covered by the moon
getting a fat woman to sit on my face for my own eclipse
>>223855022hello gay hows it dangling
shorter of breath, and one day closer to death
Next one to mention the eclipse is a nonce
A Gen-Z perspective on the NES Final Fantasy gamesYES LAURA THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT'LL FEED THE STREETS VOL. 1 2 AND 3
trump was right the reddit glasses weren't necessary just squint and put your hand on your forehead
"im a nonce, also eclipse" - quote by tilde 5 seconds ago, didnt get picked up by the mic so you didnt hear but its here now
arse smells funny
>>223854910kino
It barely changed. Jeets next door couldn't cease jabbering throughout. Should have had a wank instead.
>>223855082sorry are we not giving you enough attention
>>223855076that's a crime in England don't forget
>>223855078low
Let a crack of light into my smeggy incel hobbit house for the first time since 1999 to take a cheeky gander at the eclipse. Wasn't even that leng. Don't bother with the next one.
had a cheeky pint with my pad thai
Jelly of Spain rn
>>223855140you'll be dead by the next one
has anyone ever found this funny
All the NPCs who bought those stupid glasses must be feeling like mugs right now
>>223853715aliens
Erm.. rorke, there's an eclipse every year
AND ALL THAT IS NOWAND ALL THAT IS GONEAND ALL THAT'S TO COMEAND EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN IS IN TUNEBUT THE SUN IS ECLIPSED BY THE MOOOOOOOON
>>223855175i think perhaps that irish chap
>>223852056>>223852056>>223852056Recycle
why is it in spain now when they're an hour ahead of us
>>223855175no
>>223855166Kino
cozzie livs gave me a menty b so i booked a holibobs to look at the totey clipses
