Orthodox cruise edition
built for big black penis
>>223856600What a ridiculous people
why do you work so hard to try and sell space to us? is it just for spacex stock. is it excuse their failures on earth
>>223858439need you basted and roasted with an apple in your gob
>>223858492don't think I'd be very tasty
>>223858439*prods you with a cattle rod*
Id never get sucked into a cult id be too smart id see through their lies
>>223858508that's what everyone thinks but look how many atheists there are
would love to join a cult
>>223858508Join the talking shit boring bastard cult, you'd fit right in
>>223858547done 'im
>>223858521*torpedoes through your stomach at 700mph*
no one knows but I'm having a nervous breakdown x
the eclipse was bill gates covering the sun to stop global warming
>>223858508id suck you off into a cult haha
dont touch me mouse
>>223858565everyone can tell x
>>223858547you trying to fit in with british people because no one in your own country likes you yeah
bill gates blotting out the sun with a 30 bob note
>>223858532same
eating chips thinking about chippy girl
heard rorkes been found dead, floating face down in the bath
36C tomorrow x
>>223858596he'd never pick one of those up if he dropped it because it'd cost him more or something
>>223858617it lush
>>223858580stockholm syndrome be like
>>223858617going to be dripping at work
Um.. is that a wanking walrus?
Photo i took through the eclipse glasses at Newquay bit dark
>wanking walrusktim aha
got pimple popper: breaking out on
really embarrassed to go to the shops and buy loads of healthy food bc I’m fat so it will look stupid
>>223858668Lie on
>>223858668that looks beautiful
the midwest is getting his with a giant cocknado
the goyim have gone INSANE
>>223858697Even if you bought healthy food everyone would assume you had loads of shite at home anyway
>>223858697no it wontwould look stupid buying more unhealthy stuff x
>>223858692assassin's teapot
>>223858692I think if she moved out, Ruby's social contact would probably be next to nothing especially with how much she goes on about being an introvert. I think she said in a recent video, tiktok maybe, she maybe socialises once or twice a month. One with Blakeney and maybe a other interaction with another friend. Her socialisation is mostly with her parents and if she moved out, she wouldn't have anyone.I could see her parents worrying about ruby and if anything, I think she would regress more living on her own. She can barely walk through her house without looking like she's scared, how would she manage in a home of her own. She probably will be back in her childhood bedroom every weekend or so like what she did for university.Must be strange for her parents to have two daughters so completely different. Martha seems so different to ruby in outlook and life experience despite being younger with having dropped out of university, moved to Brighton for a bit, and has done jobs such as working as a health care assistant ect while their oldest daughter is cosplaying as a Victorian child.
Literally no such thing as unhealthy food
i am feral for they/thems, i need to be executed
Realised that I've actually got about 40 mates I think I could go for a pint with.Watching football, playing football, the old school mates, hiking. Lucky me.
>>223858761FONT
he peekin
>>223858761"sure" mate that's why you'r ehere instead of talking to them
>>223858697it's normal to feel that way but you won't look stupid. no one cares, they're too absorbed with their own lives
>>223858761I havent made a single long term friend since I was about 8
>>223858761I've got about 10but i don't meet with them very often and i would have to be the one making the effort to meet up
Hahaha we're your internet friends that live in your device haha hello
It's actually insane she's bought a bouncy slide and that she just plays with it alone in her garden. Like it would be a bit more normal if she has done something like had friends around or she used it with Martha or the neighbours (slightly eyebrow raising to buy it for that situation but it's more normal than what she's doing ).From a Google image search of the slide she is about £200-£300 for renting one out for the day and it's about £1.5k-2k+ to buy it. It's just insane to spend that much money on a slide for herself either renting or buying, especially when there is people who are struggling to put food on the table or feeling as if they've made bad financial decisions after going food shopping with the price of everything these days. And it's like Ruby is wanting funding for a PhD instead of self funding (I know there is the debate about that in academia), or she acts frivolous to spend £20 on a book and she blows money on stuff like this.She's gotten suddenly much more childish and I don't know if it's because she's getting near the time she is going to be doing her PhD or around the time she would be going if she hadn't got her funding. I don't know how long she can get away with the childish behaviour before more of her audience finds it creepy especially as she is approaching her 30s. I think she's been able to sustain it for so long due to genetics but it's getting very odd now.She is nearly 30 years old and I doubt that she is oblivious to the audience that she could and does attract with this childish behaviour. Like she could do the whole fulfil the her inner child with things like collecting something or reading favourite books, but she's very keen to stay a child. Like I have a Pokémon collection and I got a tattoo of one of my favourite Pokémon but I wouldn't think to act the way she does.
I NEED to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
please visit antarctica
>>223858875can't get the bus there
I'll say itEclipse was a nothingburgerEverything has declined since the 90s even the fucking eclipses
having a confident breakdown
lad in is work is obsessed with ja rule, says he was the best musician of the 00s and is insanely underrated because he did pop songs with jennifer lopez kek
>>223858912pil 2 is actualyl mega underrated great albumBLACK VODKA BODY SO PROPER I LOVE THE WAY SHES GOES DOWN ON MEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dtmRmOHK78
>>223858912he's a mongthat clown literally did a cover of a tupac songjust rapped the entire song word for word verse for verse
>>223858907no it was goodit was a good eclipse
>>223858875doesnt look like that does it
>>223858907Well I enjoyed it
>>223858942Isn't that what a cover is
How dark was it when the eclipse happened? Was it like night?I went to close the window cus my neighbours kids were screaming and I was thinking the lighting looked weird and wondered if there was dust in the air or something. Then an hour later I remembered and realized I missed it.
>>223858907well it was very obviously the best eclipse of my lifetime (since 1991)
Shan't lie lads probably didn't need to eat 16 imitation crab sticks there
>>223858782>reeeee if you have friends you cant do anything else without them
>>223858979
>>223858975no it was like early evening in winter and then it got bright again
>>223858875i want to do an arctic cruise someday but it's difficult because they're all like a month long. antarctica would be interesting too but it seems more scary for some reason
>>223858975about this dark
>>223858955this what the north pole looks like?
love watching people gamble on slots but would never put my own money in
god i miss the 90s
Corr
>>223858955Why is the south pole not in the proper geomagnetic place then?
need a job that pays more than 32k ffs i have 2 degrees yanks unironically get paid triple my salary to clean toilets it’s so fucking unfair
>>223859037>I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand.- JCVD
>>223859062everyone and their hamster has 2 degrees nowerdays especially in mickey mouse subjects
Life is not fair.
>>223859052um it likes to move around
>>223859052because the inside of the earth is constantly moving
>>223859062dude just leave if nothing is keeping you here leave
>>223859073it's like university education is a massive scam designed to saddle everyone with massive debt for life
I like to move it, move it- North pole
>>223859089thx blair
>>223858697If its a lot of diet food yeah people might laugh. If its meat and veg, salad and fruit nobody will care because thats normal food
>>223859062even if you make more money they'll just take it from you anyway
Put £10 into Poker and made about £200 over a few months. Nothing impressive I could have done a few hours of overtime for it, but I use it as pocket money for Warhammer lelAnyway once after withdrawing to £0, I built back up to £28 and went to play on a bigger table and lost the lot KK against AA lmao immediately uninstalled the app
>>223859062shit bait
>>223858992The first can doesn't count
want to shag a fat lad up his arse and make him squeal like a pig
>>223859110how? which part is untrue
>>223859127Alri Reynhard Sinaga
>>223858992bread heels and bacon grease
american women are lovely, they need english bfs
Getting blacked
>>22385913932k is rich in this country
I really feel like Japan and British share a lot culturally
i'm quite happy on 32k but my rent is only £600 a month
>>223859127OXFORD
Do any of you have IRL gimmicksSometimes I'll pretend I'm a Skyrim NPC and pretend to follow rigid, pre-programmed routes to my room
>>223859195sometimes i get bored trying to explain things to myself in my head so i pretend im on a podcast and the host is a retard so i have to slow down to explain it to him
>>223858751Nice, here's mine
>>223859214>>223859195must be so weird being low iq like this
>>223859195When I get in my car I remember all the cringe worthy things I've done and shout the N word
>>223859195Have this gimmick where I ruined my entire life for a laugh
>>223859195used to like pretending to be robocop but the asda delivery driver saw me doing it a little while ago and now i am embarrassed and ashamed
>>223859231How am I low IQ>>223859232Scream
>>223859195I sometimes do a Yorkshire accent when I'm frustrated with something, not a gimmick more of a nervous tic
nursing an erection
>>223859240What did you used to do?
>>223859195Swearing at myself in pure cringe after going outside and interacting with people
>>223859312roaring this is me
what percentage of british people have irish heritage
A Level results day tomorrow...ready for the usual melty
>>223859294just stomping around and doing the voice and holding my arm out like he does with his gun and i would talk to my washing machine and dishwasher like i was interfacing with them to solve crimes
american women are lovely, i want to kiss their lovely faces
The Homeless Fent addicts in America are evolving they have taken to the skies
Done an IRL gimmick when I had a job interview, I went into it fully committed to LARPing like a WWE wrestler. At one point he told me I'd be working weekends and I stuttered "that's not gonna work for me brother" in a half-yank accent and he replied 'What?' in such a confused face
im an ugly little gay boy
>>223859312literally mei am always looking at myself through other people's eyes and judging my every move
>>223859358Fucking screaming
>>223859365Nigga got a port-a-fort
>>223859365AI slop
>>223859360for me it's this sweet angel
>>223859358haha probably thought you were autistic
Equatorial gyaldem
>>223859365African Moon Base Programme
>just stomping around and doing the voice and holding my arm out like he does with his gun and i would talk to my washing machine and dishwasher like i was interfacing with them to solve crimes
scary how some of you lads don't have an internal monologue
>>223859403get her arse posted
>>223856600>when your whole religion is trying to trick god
Our society is unnatural.The modern concept of "hierarchy" is merely a social technology, an abstraction, which can be redesigned whenever convenient.Natural hierarchy reflects something fundamental about reality. To oppose it is a rebellion against reality itself
>>223859403she's a hoe i seen her at her sister birthday party it was all hoe shit in there
>>223859427Crazy how some of you lads only think in one language
>>223859368should've put him through the table
>>223859438um
>>223859447Much more efficient
>>223859447there's only one language
>>223859436what does natural heirsrchy look like then rorke
>>223859427i have thoughts and such like a normal guy but when im in public i find myself talking to myself in my head like an actual conversation because im having a mental freakout usually
Would you fuck Florence Pugh?
>heirsrchy
>>223859457>>223859460Kek look at these sovlless NPCs
scrolling through a twitter page for a charity that gets youth doing things like doing pensioner's back gardens and muttering to myself "yeah I'd bend him over" etc while laughing at how much of a wrongun I am haha
i have an internal monologue but sometimes it gets stuck in a beastie boys voice and it makes me want to kill myself
>>223859397Screaming
>>223854743>>223855551>>223855600>>223855695fucing scream
>>223859489He said, in the one true language
>>223859428I don't have the pics or videos>>223859438don't care still wanna kiss her on the mouth
>>223859473of course i wouldlove the little tart
for this next task find a partner
>>223859232howling i do this exact thing
>>223858763If they can do this they can fuck dogs
>>223859518*pairs up with the teacher*
The Bilingual Whore
>>223859506Well I have to communicate with lesser beings somehow. You also somehow talk to people with no internal monologue after all
>>223859505fodenic howl
updating my windows operating system
>its not fair i want to be the prime minister
>>223859513go to any beach in the uk and you will see 1000 girls better looking than her
>>223859518used to just walk up to the teacher straight away and say i don’t have a partner
mad how americans frequently confuse british accents with australian accents. they dont sound similar at all
>>223859447why don't you just think in german all the time
hiiiiiiiiiii
>>223859559Hi
anyone remember 3 hours ago when the eclipse happenedmad that
>>223859561go to any beach in the uk and you will see middle aged dog walkers in fleeces
>>223859578Because some languages are better for certain areas of thinking
feeling tranny today sticking some dyanmite down my cock and blowing it to pieces
need emotional support fawn
they got her she was watching porn in the 80s that's some real whore shit
>>223859596yeah that was good
>>223859600>>223859561love going to the beach during school holidays
Feel lonely and shagless.Rejection hurts me
>>223859583why is it in a woodworking shopis it toiling x
>>223859596that was last year
>>223859610wo
trump writes suspiciously like chuddy malone…very curious
Need to bash a seals head in with a club
>>223859592hi bruh
>>223859623PIP assessment workshop
>>223859596hasnt happened in my area yet
>>223859606How so
>aha hello i am poster from x country, here to tell you why i think that Great Britain is bad
>>223859618O__o
To be a Jew is to be religiously irreligious in a paradox of which the mere nonreligious or apostate or atheist gentile is incapable.The Antichristic cult of man defining modernity, by venerating the human shadow of technology and technique as it falls like an inkblot over nature, is wholly derivative and downstream of the originary paradigm case: Hebraic worship of self as self-sacred and self-sacralising.
>>223859638CIA Australian
>>223859616So that was when she was in her 20s
why's everyone shitting on the eclipse
>>223859648can't help themselves can they
does nowt bar think of Jews that guy
>>223859656no one cares kys parasite
>>223859596our ancestors would've been talking about it for months
>>223859656>Religion that glorifies the antichrist You're the same as Muslims
Total mother cuntclipse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84RY7F50Sg
>>223859681"mad that wasn't it""yeah that was mad"
the eclipse is poor in sinnoh and real life
>>223859667everyone is mentally disturbed
>>223859667Braindead spectacle-driven nation
>>223859657
>>223859646Hard to explain if you only speak only language, unironically. don't even want to be elitistThe best analogy I have is different painting brushes for specific patterns. Or different literary styles depending on what you want to articulate. Just that concept applies across language and more generalistic
>>223859667reckon because it happened in the evening it wasnt as much of a change in brightness
Better than watching the world cup
What if everyone watching today’s eclipse and the Perseid meteor shower went blind and then plants evolved to eat us?
>>223859706They're be like that
>>223859667Because the news hyped it up like it was going to be some life changing spectacle but it was literally just a borderline imperceptible change in brightness for a minute.
carly gay stepson
Are these angles okay for men to filmed at
putting Cornwall on a leash
>>223859745Yes.
SHUN
people were disappointed because they didn't bother looking up what a 95% eclipse is likecouldn't be me
>>223859710yeah and german is best for humourless autists that suck refugee cock and ruin europe
>>223859690mother fired a 50 cuntalibre rifle straight into our eardrums
>>223859710>Hard to explainOh don't worry just explain it in German, the language that's good for explaining complete bollocks, and then we can translate it.
>>223859758That's not fair
>>223859632https://voca.ro/1ltAS3mEY0Wa
>>223859738>borderline imperceptiblehaway
>>223859769
>>223859745This was made by a rorke to trip based and redpilled rorkes in disabled people (transgenders) and something about segregation for the left (they love segregation and slavery)
>>223859785kek
>>223859745seems like theyre sort of telling on themselves here where they see almost any angle even completely benign ones as sexually provocative
>>223859710okay provide some examples then
>>223859804AI
meteor shower? not for me i'm afraid
what is YT playing at
The revolutionary islamic government of Iran synthesizes greek philosophy with the 5 pillars of islam and incorporates german ideas of jurisprudence such as decisionism and the legal theories of carl schmitt
The police watchdog is currently examining how he was managed over a four-year period, from his first conviction in September 2021 for sexual assault up to his final arrest in September 2025.Completely mental this nigga was walking the streets, free to kill
Where's this eclipse then? Can't see shit right now
>>223859745CORRRR that angle is pure sex
Imagine men being able to hear women in sports and you become transgender just to be a fat ugly faggot
*enters brit wearing my 'i have never seen a vagina tshirt*alright lads
>>223859820
he is making self-deprecating memes now he really must hate himself poor lad
>>223859816No way!
>>223859839homar
>>223859794call mother a chinese street vendor the way she just served us pussy
Neuromancer TV show looking good
Bellystein going "remember the 6 million!"
>>223859849Yes way
doing a wotanic fodeypops roar in my 364 year old uncle's face
>>223859862pointless image
>>223859834alri
>>223859768Yeah, make fun of people fleeing war and seeking to enjoy life, surely this is a sign of a superior civilisation.
>>223859821Raghead bullshit.
>>223859870s
>>223859862I know where that is
>>223859874is he ok?
we at /brit/ wish unbeaten miler bow echo a happy retirement
>>223859864apple TV has some bangers lately
>>223859876have you ever made an interesting post in your lifethe most boring humourless poster of all time
sup wodie
https://youtu.be/LhyEeldWGuY
Should cats pay reparations to the songbirds? No, because songbirds can survive on their own and provide value
>>223859876Ah yes, limp-wristed feminised empathy, the peak of civilisation
>>223859821do you like iran so much because they dont kill trans people
>>223856600>we're really religious and very strict about following everything >look at all these cheats and sneaky ways you can get out of following everything exactly as youre supposed to, arent we clever
where to get HRT
Why do westerners conflate liberal social progressivism with left-wing socialism that has never supported yet? Like China doesn't give a flying shite about woke shit right, and that's why they're advancing as a socialist country
>>223859891Waterloo?
Im not the stepfather im the father who stepped up
>>223859864Apple tv is it? I haven't read the books. Usually sci-fi writers are neonazis/far righters/racists.
>>223859807>okay provide some examples thenSince you asked instead of being seething retards like the other two I'll gladly elaborate. Some areas like computer-related just makes more sense in English, however in German engineering-related stuff is better. I prefer German for poetry, but English or Russian for novels. For song it's a similar thing. "Deep thoughts" is much better in German than in English and kinda sucks in Russian. And so on and so on
>>223859909>rumors from old unit somehow getting to the new one accross the countryi wonder what rumours those might be
>>223859876would tie you to a chair, bring your mother in front of you, skin her alive, rape her skinless corpse in front of you, gut her and pull the poo from her intestines and then smear it on your face
>>223859925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZzUKUtLsg
>>223859944lol
>>223859947the disney adult ting is really weird innit
>>223859942I don't trust stepfathers but I also plan on getting women pregnant and leaving then forever
Big noises outside
>>223859936vocaroo this for us lad
>>223845662new
>>223859947genuinely would enjoy watching them all die
>>223859919Empathy, a notoriously exclusively feminine virtue
>>223859947Rorke's looksmatch
get the little gay horses posted
>>223859944they're calling this the gayest post of all time
>>223859974Are you a woman
>>223859976German janny fine with that as it's totally not a bait thread
MCAHOUOTOGown ppe rooaeow
>>223859966not your problem then is it
>>223859976once an hour some thirdoid makes a thread seething about us
>>223859948>I prefer German for poetry,Makes sense. You're German.
>>223858627noshing himself offwhats he like
arse smells like vinegar
>>223859990
>>223860014seething with incel rage at this
>>223859957Mate, you practice your order inside your head at the chippy, relax>>223859961What? They are.
>>223859947Get them jabbed
>>223860014would
>>223858462>>223858462>>223858462
oooo yeah fucking rorkes arse feels so good
>>223859885>>223859924Ignorant brutes!No respect for any other culture or civilization that isn't our degenerate and judaized one America/israels advisaries such as china, russia, and iran are 3000 year old civilizations and respect traditional values far more than our comprador elites
>>223860036If you're ever in London, go central. Give me a shout on here. I'll be up there in 20 minutes and I'll twat you and piss on your unconscious body you little leprechaun gremlin
>>223859947carl of swindon watching this and making a 2 hours of incel drivel rorkelop video about it
>>223860049are you a bot
scared to post are weworried your shit gimmick will be posted after the new
even through my filter I can tell the attention seeking yank midwit is posting shite with ugly cat images
