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You seen that ad that says goon your brains out to mommy
My bad guys I found the 5 missing Wisconsin election usbs in my closet
LATINA you say?
>>223859357Silly goose
>>223859308SEX SEX SEX
>>>223859287xhes cute and the joke made me smile so i would rescue xher from the acid.
scolded the imaginary gf
>>223859370
Wowha hoo iheh euaoh oeheeoeoeheehengagah
>>223859440you could get a real gf easily if you weren't so over-entitled.
It's time to get into competitive eating
i do not find trannies to be good company but i don't understand the rabid hate for themusually they just skulk around at the edges of the room
>>223859030It wasn't just Japan, apparently kissing was a European/Near East thing that didn't exist elsewhere until it was introduced. This means injuns, Aztecs, Abos, Pacific Islanders, Black Africans, East Asians etc. only started kissing significantly later than you would imagine
>>223859467Yeah, it would be Reddit and annoying, but every time I drive somewhere some pavement princess rides my ass, honks at me, and shines his blinders when I'm going 15 above the speed limit. So at this point, I'd support a policy where anyone driving a pickup truck recreationally are sent to reeducation camps.
>>223858669She's probably really good at wrestling
sucks when you're banned from a board and you see everyone having fun there without you
>>223859502You think
>>223859554>trannies don't try to be the centre of attention 24/7Nigga who are you trying to fool?
Japan was really asking for it by 1945. Honestly two nukes were earned, arguably a 3rd was needed to really set them straight so we didn't end up with all this gay anime shit.
>>223859566they shouldn't have made trucks so fun to drive then.
>>223859594Nah, he's right. I hear way more about trannies from /pol/ and shit than I do from actual trannies. Most actual trannies are more likely to be annoying about, like, video games and other gay shit.
>>223859594Only time i ever hear about trannies is when autistic fags are bitching about them
>>223859580The janny is tsundere for me
Once I turned 30 I began to feel an intense entitlement for sex with college aged girls
>>223859585go talk to asians.
>>223859599We ended up with gay anime shit because we supported that market. Most anime is made for westerners at this point.
>>223859634I thought I'd get less horny as I aged, but I'm 27 and still jacking my damn dick every night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>223859599once US had reached the island, they should've stopped. Same reason a fight is over once another guy is down.
>>223858919Yes you can only buy 3 handguns a month in my state to stop one negro from getting a permit and arming da hole ass block yo
>/pol/ made trannies do this o algoLol, lmao even
I’m just here to get a cupcake
>>223859594i live in portland. i have more experience with trannies than 99% of 4chan.
>>223859749Tell me EVERYTHING
>>223859728No one would have known about this if chuds weren't obsessed with them
toilwitz walked into my home and remarked that i own nothing and asked if i’m okay
What do you mean "rain possible tonight" is it going to rain or not god damn it
>>223859918Meteorologists can't tell the damn future. It means that the conditions for rain are present but not guaranteed.
>>223859918means they don't know, dumb faggot
Anyone else not turned on by naked women anymore? Skimpy clothing are way hotter
>>>/r9k/85322636made one
>>223859989that's why I only fuck with clothes on
hewwo
>>223859962>>223859979It's 2026 what the fuck is the point of satellites and drones and shit if they're still rolling knucklebones to figure this shit out?
might as well goon crazy style since theres nothing to do
>>223860004Source
>>223860032you're extremely cute
>>223860004>2 hours ago
it's time to start getting the obsessed yuropoors arrestedhttps://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:32008F0913
looks like fate is directing me towards a goblina girlfriend
>>223860170Having a gf doesn't prevent you trying to sow your seed in other paler fields later
>>223859812>if you point out our disgusting freakish behaviour it means you're obsessed!>stop noticing when we shoot up schools or abuse kids!!>you are obsessed!!!
>>223860042Dickhead, just have an umbrella nearby in case it rains. It's not that damn deep.
after all why not why shouldn’t i commit a rape and be shot dead by police
>baby lion...were the owls>baby lion goes......30 hours
look at me i got a gfhas a gf awarddid i tell you about my gf?ask me about my gf
>>223860253You if you had a gf
>>223860004>hope fuel>anons in that thread desperately trying to discredit itr9k is an olympic games category where the goal is to be the most doomed, the most hopeless, the one who should not even try at all more than anyone else. It's pathetic!
>>223860248Don't be so dramatic. There is a good chance of never getting caught if someone went down that road
>NITROUS DON'T HELP ME >IT JUST PUT ME IN A TRANS
>go to florida>dont get hit by radioactive spider>dont get spider powersfuck my chud life
>>>/gif/31031917Made one
Think I’m stuck in the matrixWhere the fucks my nitrous
>>223860302I got bit by a spider and didn't get powers but I hallucinated a bit
Give me a hoodrat chickGive me a project trick
>>223860353Brezhnev type eyebrows
>>223860380I lost hair there temporarily because of the inflammation from the bite lol
>>223860353You have very feminine eyelashes
I never wasted my time on formal education, I went to gabagool school instead.
>>223860272>cuntslave scolding that's also racist for some reason>hope fueli guess man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5f6NuT_Sok
Yuffie is best girl
I was eating pho with a vietnamese girl and watching avatar and got the dirtiest look ive ever seen from this fat white lady and it made me feel ashamed
SEX!
>>223860253how's the gf today mr gfguy? doing gf things and such? lots of sex i imagine?
>go to no kings protest>doesnt live in a commonwealthbig brain
>>223860474
>>223860474JFK cheated on her....why?
>>223860478I do live in a Commonwealth.
>>223860413Thanks. I was out camping then but usually curl them and run a voluminizing gel moisturizer overnight.
>>223860505You were sort of allowed to do that back then before tabloids and the 24 hour news cycle took away the mystique of politicians, Harding is another example
>>223860505The nigga was an absolute hound for snizz, he couldn't help himself. Dude had a triple digit body count before they domed him. Some have suggested it was Jackie's family who had him iced for bringing shame to their little girl with his chronic cheating.
>>223860524What an adoorable hovel
>>223860505The best pussy is the unknown pussy!
when is it okay for a man to cry
>>223860251That hoe on the cover went crazy if I remember properly
I do not like rap or hip hop
>>223860666listening to sad musics
>>223859308sexo with brown PUTA
>>223860736pendejote amo
BEAT YOUR ASS AND HIDE THE BIBLE IF GOD WATCHING
I love bean juice I drink it every day
>>223860524
>>223860302>>223860353
I'm kind of through with the /int/ discord I'm on, it seems to be a simp channel.
Listening to Katy Perry - "Hot N Cold"
Listening to Up 'N Da Club - 2nd II None Feat. Dj Quik & AMG
>>223860856This is basically what happened to Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman.
I mean /cum/ discord specifically
>>223859280Well tonight I made a surpsingly amount of money the baby fleets were being relocated and they made me pick a slow shift I only made 350 dollars for 4 hours
>>223860862how so?
>>223860890the guy's skin literally started sloughing off, or so I've read. Was it really a spider bite, wiki says he thought he'd contracted it at his pal's jacuzzi
>>223860780would you be interested in buying a house in the capital at market price. i want to leave here
>>223860806I usually drink my bean juice before I do my adulting
>>223860897nobody talks to anyone else except to the girl poster, it's depressing
gonna have me sum baking soda w water. these farts are getting vile
Imagine that
>>223860917Basically what happened was he was already a pretty hardcore drinker right. He got bitten by a spider while bathing in a jacuzzi and developed necrotizing fasciitis from it. He had that successfully treated but wasn't really able to play guitar anymore because the infection was in his arm and the doctors had to remove a bunch of tissue from his arm including a lot of muscle. So after that he was so depressed that he drank himself to death, cause of death was cirrhosis of the liver. He was just in general a drunken slob.
KaiCenat and IShowSpeed have just defeated the ender dragon in hardcore
You now realize that pizzas come in eight slices so that in a family of four each member can have two.
>>223860982such are the wages of \m/etal!
>>223860982Oh shit glad I didn't die from my bite since I'm a drinkerholic
>>223860987I can't believe I was there for it. I'm literally shaking
Do you think Ian Garry will beat Islam Makhachev
>>223860941there's a girl in the /cum/ discord??? invite??? please?
do u think love between two maladjusted people could be found on int
Going to Smoothie Kang y'all want anything
>>223860993Nope
jizzrael is going to assassinate blompscreencap this, it's going to happen.
>>223861004NOOO! FISHJAK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>223861080Unlikely unless the bookies want to make some extra money
>>223861111nope interpals is ded>>>/soc/
odds i shower
>>223860921no, but your city is growing, don't sell it, rent it and live somewhere else
>>223859812you are fundamentally dishonest.
>>223861177reroll
>>223861182puto. i h8 you>>223861206ok
going to visit my grandma, see you guys later
I’m not allowed to have Chinese
>>223861204
>>223861204They are trying to pretend the excesses of wokeness were some weird fringe and not pushed by some of the most influential people and organizations during it's heyday
i wonder what the /cum/ discord girl smells like
>>223861088https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZ
>>223859467Trucks are what happen when you de-incentivize crown vics or muscle cars
I asked this question early but no one answered: is having sex with a clone of yourself gay
Who says?
>>223861213estinky
>>223861244yucky deadcord
>>223861213>puto. i h8 you¿por qué?
>/cum/ discorddownright pathetic
>>22386129439 trooners/gooners/groomers
>>223861281Yes, obviously. A set of identical twins have nearly 100% identical DNA and it would clearly be gay and disgusting if they had sex.
>>223861281Everything js gay if you’re not fucking a vibrator/robot
>>223861316You aren't in the two /cum/cords?
the battle of the ridge
>>223861410Can you post a link to the other one?
>>223861244which one is the girl
>>223861410There's another cumcord?
>>223861427It's for cum flags only
anyone in the ancient extraflags cord, or its spinoffs?
>>223861433It's NSFW and has a goon session voice channel
>>223861435Give it to me.
>>223861431oh, you'll see
>look at Italian renaissance portraits>almost everyone is fair skinned with quite a few blondes and redheadsSomething's not adding up here
>>223861482Artistic embellishments
>>223861451Eric has to decide if you are allowed to join or not
>>223861502Tuscan Italians confirmed Aryan
>>223861482
>>223861482>>look at Italian renaissance portraits>>almost everyone is fair skinned with quite a few blondes and redheadsnorthern Italy is mucho Germanic
>>223861529Who's Eric?
eric can vacuum my anus with his lips drop the cord faggo
>>223861575The discord mod
>>223861542>>223861547Like damn, how did we let swarthoids claim the renaissance as "mediterranean" when this is the art they are making
New street beggars at the local intersection
>>223861596Michael....
sexmex or texmex?
>>223861450>It's NSFW and has a goon session voice channelPerfect.
>>223861664texicua
niggas be gaming
>>223861697wot dat
>>223859280There's no leader I can believe in. No one I'd pledge my life to and follow into fire and flames without hesitation. No one I'd die for. No one I believe in. Deaths of despair is what awaits us. My organs will fail on me or I'll overdose and that'll be it. What a waste
ketamine yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhttps://youtu.be/ZxYUxJxXA4E
what is everyone's name in this discord? i wanna put a face to the name
>>223861733Why not find something to live for, rather than die for?
>>223861733>There's no leader I can believe in.Our political system seems designed to do this now
god knew i would be too powerful if i didn't have negative charisma stats
just want to die
>>223861606I know blonde Italians dudes, this why there is a north vs. south rivalry there.There are also short in the south, like some are really short
>>223861770+10000 pendejo karma
Meatballs and pizza for supper
>>223861812pidzer
>>223861758Why did you attach an image of a glowie to this message
>>223861758I'm tired boss. All I have left is hope for the younger generation. Too late for me. Best I can hope is an opportunity to open the door a bit for them to destroy this rotten corrupt hell world they've created and give them a shot at building something that will never create men like me>>223861765Yes
I hear thunder rumbling in the distance
does that one leaf still post about Destiny
I don’t want go to work tomorrow I don’t want to
why does everyone think discord users are all trannys?
Nick acted like a bitch in the presence of Hunter
>order something from amazon>says it will be delivered by amazon>they hand it off to ups instead>ups doesn't deliver to my address for some fucking reason>have to spend hours arguing with a jeet for a refundWell back to my never shop online no matter how convenient it seems philosophy
I'm thinking of shaving my mustache. Every couple months I give it a go but usually give up on it after a few weeks. The sides come in full but the middle between the nostrils always stays bald so I end up having a reverse Hitler.
>>223861884Every gaming related discord server I join is filled with trannies
>>223861894jeff bezos is evil. don't use amazon.
>>223861894Only time I ever had a problem with this was when I lived in an unincorporated shithole in the middle of nowhere and technically had two addresses.
>>223861890Idk Nick kinda ate him up
im so fucking high i can barely movehttps://youtu.be/aZT_OxPRmSw
>>223861952He was super passive
>>223861942I live a bit outside of a decent sized city, they always claim they can't deliver due to "conditions" my neighbors have this issue as well for some reason our street just doesn't exist to UPS
>>223861960Hell yeah
>>223861855Hard times make strong men. Suffering should galvanize you and breed resilience of the spirit. The war between Good and Evil has been waging for thousands of years now. It is a constant struggle. Did you ever consider that maybe your purpose in life is to fight against the Evil?
I haven't been on pol in years, since when did they become pro-Israel?
>>223861884The gaming discords I've joined are generally filled with trannys, furries, or nazis. Usually, a combination of the three.
Invade my body with your milk
>>223861993poljeets hate it when you point out how many troons are into nazi aesthetic
>>223861986well their guy is an israeli puppet and libs hate israel so they have to pretend to like them now
>>223861980on ketamine whoohoohttps://youtu.be/xDzlocGihOo
>nick fuentesThat guy looks extremely Mexican
does anyone want to go on a date with me?
>>223861088What does your boy butt smell like through your underwear?
>>223862027To be honest if I think Mexican I dont think Nick Fuentes, when I think Mexican I think at least a few shades darker
>>223862035only if we can blast this in the car https://youtu.be/oXCWhLnG5vkhttps://youtu.be/oXCWhLnG5vkhttps://youtu.be/oXCWhLnG5vk
>>223862027spic fuentberg is a half jewish latinx
>>223862067this is one of the worst things i have ever heard in my life
>>223862035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSBqXcdxsJE
i do know that south america has some hot bitches you know what im saying homeslice
>>223862090https://youtu.be/GySEa1iHABghttps://youtu.be/GySEa1iHABghttps://youtu.be/GySEa1iHABg
It's very cold in my house but it's okay because I just turned on my heater so soon it will be much warmer.
>>223862130very Canadian post
I feel like some kinda Desert Vampire.
>>223862067can i play this instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GjOODVY4Dg
>>223862164we should make a movie about this
>>223862130Nigga if you wanted to be warm you could've just invited me over
>>223862183That would be tight. In the desert people are expecting a mummy. That's when you hit em with the vampire.
where's bitch niggas guy
>>223862219look in the mirror; you'll find him there
>>223862187That would be nice. I could go for a cuddle fo sho.
>The war between Good and Evil has been waging for thousands of years now
my screen is flying away
Owned
>>223862219He hasn't posted in like 5 years
>>223861894they have AI running their warehouses anyway, the boxes are always way too big and the items bounce around inside and get damaged.
>>223862238
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>223862298Many are saying this
>>223862238>>223862281What do each of your Canadian twink boy butts smell like?
when the anime goes poggers mode
feeling nostalgic for 9/11 againvery kino times. so much unity and kinship. america and canada are best buds, 9/11 really brought us together.
>>223861917you do youI support your moustache
Luisa TavaresAngeles CidMariana Cordobas
>>223862320Me watching Yani Neko
The prospect of putting the most sensitive part of my body into something as scarey-looking as a vagina is absolutely terrifying, but I know I will have to face it when I get married some day
>>223862240me as good, and you as evil.
I feel chopped
>>223862393I think you're cute
>>223862416>>223862393you're both busted
>>223862416I’m Indian
>>223862436
>>223862436don't say that, you just have low confidence
>>223862350It's because you're a virgin. When I was a teenager, pussies disgusted me too, until you start having sex, then you begin to appreciate them.
My keyboard keys look all shiny from the grease on my fingers
>>223862456I look like Saint blackops cel
>>223862455Why do they eat off the fucking floor?
>>223862466I hope I can learn to like them or at least tolerate them with time
>>223862350don't get married?
>>223862491>>
>>223862466holy smokes i read this comic. your image gave me a tidal wave of nostalgia
>>223862491its dey culcha
>>223862109Whole reason I've brushing up on my Espanol
>>223862416What does your Swedish butt smell like? My guess is it smells like cloudberry jam
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
3 hours and 6 different jeets to get a single refund on amazon not a single one spoke in anything but broken english all because I wanted to avoid the mexicans at home depot
>>223862534>>223862558JEET MEANS VICTORY
>>223862281>>223862317This has taken a surprisingly gay turn.
>>223862568what were you trying to refund?
What would you do if the top half of your head exploded and spiders came out
I actually think I'm very handsome and attractive. But I'm a 29 year old khhv, so clearly I'm wrong!
>>223862649Let's see
>>223862622what happened to her? ded?
>>223862475It's arguably waaaay worse to not look like blackopscel and still have no girl than it is to have never stood a chance in the first place.
>>223862632I'd be pretty disappointed about the head explosion and the spiders
Smell like you farted (farted)
>>223862649women might be too shy to talk to you because of your handsomeness
>>223862669she had a podcast and some other grifts like a memecoin, i'm sure she'll pop up again somewhere.
>>223862669scammed people on a crypto or something and people got mad
They came out tied (forgot to post earlier)
>>223862661I'm not posting my face on 4chan dawg>>223862681I think it's unlikely I'm that handsome. More likely that I'm just pretty normal looking and I'm just super awkward and shy and incel-ish around women.
>>223862694trad wife tuah!
>>223862717Guy on the left is Jason, yes? I'd say the guy on the right is a little more handsome.
>>223862250what happened to him
what does it mean if your poop is just like two hundred spherical floating cocoa puff to marble sized fuzzy pellets
>>223862717it's a mid off
>>223862717Jason mogs troontroon
>>223862733that's not her
Anime has people with blue hair and purple eyes and shit it's weird
>>223862740Bad diet low in fibre, likely high in sugar and dairy.
>>223862740means you're dehydrated. Your poop is too hard and you need more water.
>>223862622A couple of paint buckets fucking nightmare customer service to get this shit sorted out
>>223862177kinda gay innit
been seeing lots of videos of bears using backyard swimming pools
>>223862758Right? Haha, I tell you, those boys over in Nihon must be smokin' some real havy doobies ahaha.
>>223862694imagine me suckling on those tits
90% of american's don't eat enough fiber and 99% of american's don't own a bidet so you are walking around with festering shit in your ass 24/7, just drink the metamucil it's not hard and it will resolve just about all of your health problems
>>223862763>>223862776damn thanks ill watch out for that
I love breasts so much bros
Thread's almost over. Quick, everybody come out of the closet you're hiding in! You can go back in for the next thread!I wish I was a big fat woman with huge tits.
>>223862789Lame. Should've just dealt with the Mexicans. On the hierarchy of thirdies Mexicans far outrank jeets. >tfw I go to my local Home Depot and it's full of jeets
>>223862805Imagine me sucking on your toes
>>223862809i imagine this is what it's like for other people to hear me talk about seed oils.
>>223862826I shouldn't have had to deal with any of them if things worked right but society is fundamentally broken at its core
>>223862809have you tried mutamycete?
>>223862809I shit once a day and shower right after, my boyhole is undoubtedly cleaner and tighter than yours unc. How does it feel to walk around with shit water dripping and drying down your legs?
Sneed oil
>>223862824I'm gay
>>223862846Of course that's true. Things break over time, which is why we have to fix them from time to time.
>>223862842Because seed oils being demonized is literally schizo dude bros on tik tok who want to sell you horse penis supplements while pretty much every doctor, nutritional scientist and anyone with actual knowledge will tell you a high fiber diet is good for you there are multiple decades of studies backing this up and there is not a single argument out there about why fiber is bad
fibre melty
>>223862891It causes Inflammation
>>223862883Actually, randomly killing people at Walmart just damages your reputation
>>223862923it's a niche activity that would benefit from being normalized.
>>223862923i don't go to walmart
holding in a good post for the next thread
NEW>>223862989>>223862989
not posting in a goshpedo new
what if we made a nuclear warhead
>>223862350
