American women are lovely edition
>>223861151source?
Pink x
wish these foreigners would make their own generals
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiN-n990oE8
A lot of japanese manga artists recently are dying and dying young what's going on
1st for Israel
>>223861151Anyone else can’t be fucked with the whole competition aspect of dating Wish I lived in India and my parents just set me up with someone
Mad how Americans get kicked out the house as soon as they turn 18
>>223861166the usa
>>223861190Yeah bit mad x
>>223861174Feel free to leave anytime
>>223861190Not me x
Bet it feels nice to wank someone off. Just a warm hard cock in your hand, feeling it pulsate
thos muslamic zealots in afghanistan destroyed archaeological sites again
umpops "nigga"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lPYUGTAVmA
>>223861212Wish you'd get deported
>>223861222love her
>>223861179So young :(F
living with your parents till they died was the norm, moving out when you become an adult was a 20th century occurrence that won't last
>>223861216Shouldn't engage in idolatry then
napooleon bonerfart
I broke up with her because there was no excitement, only comfort. I wanted to feel a spark from the beginning that would eventually become a wildfire.
sleep 10x better with earplugs in and mouth tape on really recommend you do the same but make sure it’s silicone earplugs and get them right in there and also just buy a roll of medical tape for a quid and use that as mouth tape instead meme stuff off the internet works better
>>223861236Wish you'd fuck off from here tooWould be amazing.Maybe /cum/ could have more than 30 pph if you stopped coming here.
>>223861189That's insane competition if you aren't rich and established you aren't getting shit even the poorfags need to be poorfag rich and you have to pay the dowry on top of that too. And there's a window if you are out if it as a man you are fucked you'll get no takers. Competition is crazy.
>>223861251>no excitement, only comfortcorrr would kill for thiskill for it i tell you
The only reasons NEETs can exist is because they live in a sterile safe dead environment in the first world. Once you remove that, it forces you to grow the fuck up and get over your social awkwardness and loserdom or simply die.
>>223861259>mouth tapeu wot m8
>>223861259Gimp
umposter leglocking me right when I’m about to blow
>>223861251Set her house on fire
>>223861251you sound like the gayest nigga at a gay nigga party
american women are so pretty, kind and just lovely all around. they deserve english boyfriends.
>>223861260Keep crying
Lemons on the trees and on the groundSandals on the stirrups of the scootersNeon orange drinks on the beachFour generations make up a familyLemons on the trees and on the groundSandals on the stirrups of the scootersNeon orange drinks on the beachFour generations make up a familyFour generations make up a familyFour generations make up a familyFour generations make up a familyFour generations make up a family
>>223861270I can't blame you. It's importsnt to have. Bit inahine having it with someone you are melting for.
>>223861273there are third world incelsyour thesis: dismissedtry again
>>223861249if they wanted to destroy it they could blow it up so i dont know why they digged it up. maybe to sell for profit
>>223861287thats a big hat
you are genuinely mental and deluded
This lil nigga collapsed on the bench I was sitting on outside the pub today. Gave him some sugar and water and it took him an hour before he got his strength back and flew off. Had to flip him over a couple times when he ended up on his back. That was my good deed for the day.I was waiting around for the eclipse but it ended up being a complete nothingburger.
>>223861260Means nothing knowing you're probably from Africa or Pakistan
>>223861289nta but why do you post here
>>223861248I've always lived 10 to 30 mins on foot from where my parents live. Family is important. >>223861251so why go back with her now, seems like you are playing with this woman
>>223861286What if I broke your teeth right here right now?
>>223861277to keep your mouth closed when you sleep stops you mouth breathing and snoring and just gives you a much better sleep overall you really should try it
>>223861151>>223861287grim gnashers
>>223861317there he is
>>223861273why does he have a toothpick
>>223861310good man
>>223861298nta but neet doesn't mean incel
zoomer girl in park always leaves bowls of water out for the birds and squirrels
>with someone you are melting foractually shivered with cringe
>>223861310xx
so many grim aggro retards here
>>223861314Cuz I like Britannia and the British peopleJust a shame about the pakis and niggers! Get those kikes out of London
>>223861325horrible nasty rude post
Imagine being a smelly brown yank posting on /brit/At least the Irish sort of belong hereYanks? Claimed their independence. We don’t want them and their dogshit posts.We don’t post in /cum/ for several reasons
>>223861319I will be making her happy. I will be making me happy. Meanwhile I'll try and get some shags in before we tie the knot.
>>223861179 vax status?
told you before that we don't sign our posts on this general
>>223861320Turn the VPN off Raj. You sound silly threatening him.
>>223861365um
i wanna sleep so badbut i also wanna be entertained
>>223861340*scurries out of thread in embarrassment*
>>223861273trvkeit's like if you let a domesticated pig back in the wild and it's tusks grow again in two weeks cause it has to fight
>>223861309shut the hell up nigga>>223861370shut the hell up nigga
>>223861259buying some mouth tape for the fucking missusshe bloody needs it!!
>>223861356Peng, Liz Harley vibes
https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc?si=66t_lMQh91kCfz61IT'S WASTER WEDNESDAY!
>>223861361>Meanwhile I'll try and get some shags in before we tie the knotthat's not cool lad but you do you of course
>>223861387Screaming at this
buttplug inchastity cage onx
>>223861350Not like in Israel is it! Where your cousins are killing babies and grandmothers and calling them terrorists! G1m8
feeding the fox(es) then bed
>>223861354nobody here likes you though
>>223861406flag on
>>223861376Fuckin ell i love women's asses
told my PIP assessor im just trying to touch the real but it's plastic fake
>>223861343Good on her
>>223861376Right well that's a woman's rather large arse isn't it
>>223861375noo come back aha it's ok
get the cool/cute/interesting animal webms posted then lads come on
>>223861418I'm not here to be likedI'm here to speak truth to power
>>223861444
very normal post
laughed a good minute the first time someone said 'pipfeast' here lol
>>223861317Poo seal
>>223861396Why is it not cool? Don't I deserve love? Don't I deserve happiness and to fully realise my sexual gratification? Everynody else seems to get theirs.Everybody else seems to not have any sort of guilt. I wasted so many of my good years alone and in rejection. It is easy for a woman to love and be true, as easy as it is for a rich man to denounce vagrancy and homelessness as immoral and illegal.
>>223861449so you like us but you also want to annoy us
Bratty holodem
>>223861478spoiler that hog
>>223861489That's you
>>223861478mad how shes fit as fuck but a bloke with a similar fat level would be disgusting
>>223861478Peng
>>223861273there have always been hermit type guys that lived on the outskirts of civilised society who don't "work" in the traditional senseusually they would have had to provide some service or justify their presence in some way or the townsfolk would run them offthis is what neets should aspire to
>>223861485Guess I'm a bit tsundere.
>>223861479Turn the VPN off and pay the cashier at the internet cafe Raj
>>223861505she is not fit at all
Dark fruits weather….love it
>>223861493>Dark Souls bosses POV
>>223861510I would too
>>223861493olympic judges will see this and say 'give this chick a gold medal NOW'
>>223861523statement from president gay:
I'd like to have sex with an attractive woman....
>>223861479I said you do you lad, calm down. Just not something I would do if I'm gonna marry that person that's all but it's your life do what you want.
>>223861101are rhian
>>223861521Shit the fuck up cody, you cornholing syrup slurper
Going to kazakstan to wild camp
>>223861483dog has hat enough of catberg
>>223861540and I would agree with them
>>223861444erm... OK then
>>223861251>I wanted to feel a spark from the beginning that would eventually become a wildfire.Wow. That is very gay.
>>223861501Nah there aren't any cute girls on! /brit!
>>223861526zesty
>>223861541*waits patiently to hear what she has to say*
shartfruits weather this
>>223861551Well obviously I have bitterness and unfulfilled wishes
>>223861556what did she do to her face, very sad
>>223861558slavs visiting their homeland :)
>>223860179>be a brainless consumer drone>spend all your money on material things>be godless, uncultured, and have shit taste>get drunk and do drugs on the weekends>be loud and disruptive and throw litter in the streets>focus all your attention on television shows and football>start fights with strangers>see nothing wrong with sexualised media or women being skanks>marry an annoying slag>don't raise your children properly and let them be bratty dossers>pay no mind to your children's education>do drugs around your children>get divorced after your slag wife cheats on you>vote for labour or tories becuase "its what me nana voted for"
alri lads im thom yorke whinge whinge everythings depressing im depressed whinge no charisma bleak bleak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
>>223861544good post
>>223861479>Don't I deserve love? No, you're unfunny and unlikeable >Don't I deserve happiness and to fully realise my sexual gratification?No, you're an ugly brown spack>Everynody else seems to get theirs.Yeah cos we're normal and not fucking freaks like you
why dey man put bin on im faceabeg he cease dis foolishness
>>223861615HOWLINGi fucking hate radioheadAnd evem more I hate the gorillaz.
>>223861619it really turns me on knowing these two have fucked
>>223861615*song goes hard as fuck*
>>223861592Rawr
>>223861619could see her nipples in her most recent concertwew
>>223861619mad how hard ruby mogs that lassyet ruby herself is only a solid 4.5-5/10its like seeing accrington stanley against a pub side
If you steal the royal sceptre, it doesn't become a mere rod.
>>223861640Probably the gayest post ever made>>223861639Ruby is obviously a virgin
>>223861591took the slag pill
>>223861640yeah if youre a middle class spasticnew song by radiohead: the plastic bags in waitrose gone up 20p
>>be a brainless consumer drone>>spend all your money on material things>>be godless, uncultured, and have shit taste>>get drunk and do drugs on the weekends>>be loud and disruptive and throw litter in the streets>>focus all your attention on television shows and football>>start fights with strangers>>see nothing wrong with sexualised media or women being skanks>>marry an annoying slag>>don't raise your children properly and let them be bratty dossers>>pay no mind to your children's education>>do drugs around your children>>get divorced after your slag wife cheats on you>>vote for labour or tories becuase "its what me nana voted for"
>>223861587I would give up every relationship and experience to be with my ex from 6 years ago, wouldn't bat an eye.
>>223861675Really huh?
>On Sunday, Séamus Ó Cruadhlaoich knelt down in front of a memorial in the shape of a menorah in Bondi's Archer Park - a temporary tribute to the 15 killed last December - after completing the City2Surf fun run. >Mr Ó Cruadhlaoich, an Irishman who recently converted to Islam, was wearing a race bib that said 'free Palestine', while wearing a running top emblazoned with the Palestinian, Irish and Aboriginal flags. >Photographs of Mr Ó Cruadhlaoich's prayer were spread on social media platform X by Daniel Lewkovitz, the former Liberal Democrat political candidate for the federal seat of Wentworth, who questioned his motives, and noted his prayer was performed outside of typical Islamic prayer times for that day. >Mr Lewkovitz's post sparked a barrage of abuse about Mr Ó Cruadhlaoich - including him being branded a 'disgusting scumbag', accusations he was performing a 'fake Muslim prayer' and calls for his deportation.
Any poo lad in? (and by that I mean anyone who's done a poo in the last 24 hours)
>>223861682>>223861675Uh oh, trouble in paradise?
why did he greentext his own greentext post nobody was going to read anyway
passive aggressive lot you all are
how do you get a girlfriend urgent
>>223861695Yeah, we found out your mum was cheating on us
>>223861706you are schizophrenic
>>223861693yessir deposited a thick wet log earlier on
>>223861715Solid opener lineBe horny, but remember you were brought up with love.
>>223861639which one tops?
>>223861708Yeah mate? Is that right? xx
>>223861731That's very gay
Any gay fat spastics in?
Going to meet a kazakstany bloke and have homo sex in the steppes going to shag him up his bum. A girl would be fine too as long as i get to do her up the bum
>>223861682yeah >>223861695its ok
>>223861722hmm
>have a single pint>nerves calm>focus narrows>thinking is quicker and sharperwhy?
>>223861747Very nice!
>>223861689irish genes
mental how every pretty woman on the planet squeezes out a big stinky turd every daythe current gril who is making your heart a-flutter? she sits and strains and grunts and farts and drops a stink bomb in the bogmadness
>>223861745See >>223861731
>>223861742Ok, I'm gonna fuck you up.You're fucked up already
lets all just be nice to each other and enjoy our time on /brit/
>>223861775fuck off
https://voca.ro/16eTThRve9Cr
turns out the reason the computer kept saying its reached end of service is because it reached end of service and my windows version was like 3 years old now i have a big fat ugly taskbar
>>223861775hi
>tomorrow's temp has been revised up from 36 to 37FUCK me
>>223861775Slash your wrists mate.
>>223861775yeah bloody good post this
>>223861775yep
>>223861775Lovely
>>223861764That's very gay
there’s some fucking bastard in my room it is dead silent and all I can hear is a faint eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some little midgy or something
any rape nigga man in
>>223861776right well this is just uncouth
>>223861775
>>223861775alri *caves your head in with a brick*
>>223861810why does the bear have a boner
um based?
>>223861775Sure x
>>223861807*rapes your fat gay arse* alri
Feeling sweaty
>>223861810
remember pedobearyou dont see him around much anymore
>>223861842too small
Ffs it's paedo not pedo
rorke's ends
had a mate who sat on a wall, fell like 8 feet, completely cracked his head openin lieu of paramedics, king charles' men and horses attempted to revive him, to no availdead at 33
>>223861847
>>223861827looks quite understated. thought it would be bigger.
I'm no longer drunk but I can't get rid of that dry mouth you get when you've been drinking. Fuck's sake.
>>223861857
It’s strange because my personal life is great but I still blame jews for all the problems they cause.I’m told these things are incompatible
>>223861865fucking hellever shag him up the arse
>>223861847Woke's gone mental
>>223861873Rapelad!
>>223861880what is great about it
>>223861879
>>223861865Was his name Humpty Dumpty?
here this one's even better
Got the techno on
horrible slug boy
gross
>>223861879Tumours growing lovely
>>223861913could feed 50 inuit
>Your delivery status has been updated>Your package is now due: 14th AugustNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wanted it tomorrow
>>223861775hope im britposting with all you lads when the nukes go offnot got real friends and never really felt anywhere more at home than here
>>223861918yeah?
>>223861913reminds me of yokozuna. great talent gone too soon.
>>223861918Hell yeah
might punish my poor bollocks later
on the roulette
poopity doopity
anyone else miss thumbnail posting
>solar eclipse>meteor showers>planets all alignedTonight's the night.
Above all, I detest this era; I reject it. There are people I detest. Everything is fake; everything is distorted. There is no longer any respect, nor are promises kept. Only money matters. There is talk of crime at all hours. I know I will leave this world without regrets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud_(folklore)>the Chud people were replaced with humans. Unlike the Chud, Humans became taller and whiter. They could not walk and speak from birth, but gained the ability to think and use logic. Unable to adapt and bear this new world, the Chud people buried themselves in a pit, which appeared to be death by suicide. The remaining Chud people were transformed into what are now known as Demons
>>223861947Yeah but it's a 3 hour set lolhttps://youtu.be/I-DzsyebxpQ?is=UeGiKscZqw6TiJ9z
SCREAMING
anyone see the eclipse?
>>223862002yeah the sky went a bit dim
>>223862002yh..
Meltin Elton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w87UFqdEH30
yay :3
>>223861991don't get it?is it cum from his arse?
Just a bunch of lights in the sky innit
she must have professional help to clean up that turdcutter after a dumperino
elton john? more like elton gay
came out as a chud to my mum today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXBk0iN46_8cool little video lads give it a watch
elle fanning arse
arnold shorts weather
we sanford lane in life
>>223861788hello :)>>223861793>>223861817wtf>>223861794>>223861799>>223861801>>223861810>>223861829>>223861945<3
>>223861977you are a virgin shut in with no working knowledge of the world
>>223862045Y
east asian gf who speaks with a posh english accent
>>223862060Give it up for DJ Fergus
>>223862053CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The bourgeois deludes himself that his patronising curiosity is genuine reverence. He alone fails to realise that his attempts to relate himself to the other land as insults.
>>223862068Ktim
seeing a movie on the weekend
>>223862073i love brown/asian girls who have a posh english accent because you know they will worship your bwc
>>223861988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwvLIKXX3OA
>>223862084which one?
>>223861982ktim
>>223862045done that cum farting queeroid
>>223862044Frankly rather disgusting, must have poo stains all over her arse
>>223862084Enjoy
SHE DON'T USE INSTAGRAM SHE BE USING SHANNONGRAM
The superior man is a loner.In the current age of the masses, where taste is generalized into a shared perspective, common desires, and common opinions, it is not surprising that there is a similar interpretation and a similar commentary on the same fact.
ladstried summat new todayyou cunts would love itBRUSCHETTAflap it on a hard bread like ciabatta or sourdough, some cheese on top, douse with a splash of olive oil - holy FUCK
>>223862096
>>223862084nice, which one?
I was in the park today and I saw some black girls and one was very beautifulI should have asked her outI thought a lot about doing it and didn'tI thought there is no point but even as I was walking away I thought maybe I should haveit's just I would have been so nervous and said something like "Hi you're really beautiful and I just thought I'd come over and ask if I could have your number" in a nervous incel voice
jarvis enhancewhat he hell is that
quackmogs me by far
>>223862119Glenda!
>>223862104thanks :)>>223862097that would be telling
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke%27s_DriftDoing a read of sorts
>>223862053
>>223862124should have said mi want the punani
just ate THREE sandwiches
ok too much arse now
>>223862110Poor persons brand
right well that's my willard on a mad one then
>>223862149You fat fucking chud
>>223862140rorke's eternal foe
>>223862149Save to Photos [\/]
>im a virgin who plays video games all day because im le aristocraticright wing cope is the sweetest
>>223862124don't feel bad, no one gives their number out to strangers like that, that entire scenario you're imaging is just awkward and weird
>>223862156holy shittt whatttt
>>223862141incredible
>>223862141too big
>>223862176>don't feel bad, no one gives their number out to strangers like thatLmao, shut your mouth virgin freak.
>>223862186wee brad
>>223862128
>>223862149foodbroder
>>223862201bradwee lol
>>223862095Pretty good x
>>223862205quack
>>223862176yeah maybeI think you're right and it would have been awkward and weirdbut if I were a more confident and care free man then it wouldn't have been awkward or weirdand it's sad to know that I'm not
>>223862228saw this thing outside the coop in forsbacka
>>223862073Toshiko Sato from Torchwood
>>223862221Reverse thumbnail gimmique
*deploys the XL bully*
Why you walking an ostrich ya daft cunt
>>223862252Oh no! *cuteness overload*
alysa liu's stinky fucking feet
>>223859280>>223859280>>223859280Migrate
>>223862265yes fucking please!!
>>223862221
>>223862197yeah i've always given my number to some random person who comes up to me out the blue, it's not weird at all
>>223862280s
>>223862252>>223862263
NEW>>223862287>>223862287>>223862287
right off to the field, gonna see if i can get some good shots of the persid shower
>>223862267Classic /brit/ gag
