oliver reed edition
*rapes the new*
>>223864782
got 31K in the bank lads
i started watching burnt offerings a few days ago but then i got sidetracked on an oliver reed rabbithole and haven't finished the movie yet
>>223864790Naughty
>>223864795you'll never guess who owns that bank
um
Hello
A resolution to the death penalty debate from last thread: the death penalty should be encouraged for every criminal found guilty so long as they are non white
there's an epidemic of female teachers shagging students and female prison guards shagging prisoners
>>223864880okay*walks off*
>>223864878the death penalty should be given to all whites for colonialism and slavery
Reminder that British women LOVE American men.
>>223864896how could anyone love this
8% of deaths in quebec last year were euthanasia deaths. incroyable.
>>223864880>female prison guards in male prisonssomething i'll never understand, literally a tale as old as time itself thissurprised there isn't a video like there was last time, bet these dudes were living better lives than most /brit/posters from in prison lmao
Emma Watson facesitting farts.
Hello everyone>>223864911good for them
poo
Is Birmingham really that bad?
>>223864943In Birmingham they love the governor Now we all did what we could do
>>223864943Yes
>>223864943i'm not from there, but i reckon there's worse places in Alabama.
it took a tattooed boy from Birmingham to really really open her eyes!
>>223864906Godskin Duo
this makes me feel.....thingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTWYCHNTA3A
the mods are asleep( o )( o )
i'm gonna read a bit, liking the book.
>>223864995Which book?
Would munch on her feces.
>wat's son>a girlwtf
>>223864999https://archive.org/details/manhorselongride0000egenMan & horse : the long ride across America its about an autobiographical journey across America west to east in the 1970s, i find the author to be a very thoughtful person, it's a nice light read, i'm 1/4th in.
current read
>>223865029yeah should be more iceland, ie watdottir
reading about middlesbrough fc's 1992-93 season
more like iceland i meant, can't type ofc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCKPTVHQ56AQuite like brazilian music me
might go to iceland
>>223865032Sounds comfy
Got a throbbing ravenous bum have you?
>>223865097make sure to visit Bobby Fischer's grave, the man's a legend.
>>223865093this is nice
>>223864775COME ON, DRINK THAT BABYSHAM, OLLIE!
>>223865097it does sound beautiful
i'm normal
>>223865112what's your bum hungry for anonsson
>>223865097Luckily Iceland is far too remote and cold during the winter to get rekt by shitskin immigration
>>223865144tbhon finally feeling loved
why are some americans like this, like seriously why
oh, it's cham-paigne for baby-ies! silly ESL!
>>223865158Like what
>>223865134happy for you
fodied my life didn't i
you never see an attractive paedophilethey're always ugly as sinwonder why that is huw edwards is probably the only one who doesn't deserve a bag over his head
>huwdis nigga named hoo-wuh
>>223865153you'll get there, and you are loved in the meantime too
>>223865230haha well thank you kind sweet anon. I hope so <3
>>223865146black icelanders are pretty tho
>>223865175nothing, it's all good, it must have been just a random idiot before with the racist comment.
this April I went on smoko, the state confirmed thatand I don't think I'll be coming back, you diggers!
i'm posting in my dreams right now
>>223865317*your teeth are falling out*
brain feels a bit funny
>>223865317you think there are more worlds like this one?
Hell yeah
>>223865373how's he done that then
>>223865396Dunno mate
best fish for fish n' chips?
>>223865402Emma Watson’s shit.
>>223865402Cod or haddock. I prefer cod
>>223865402haddock ofc
Done a wank and the cum shot was bigger than anticipated and got all over my tshirtAlso why is the 2nd load always the biggest
drinking water
>>223865448you should ask mum, she's quite an expert on the subject.
>>223865459ktim
>>223865459still or sparkling?
>>223865469Ian ah rizz
ay bruh play that new tyga!!
>>223865469tap
my friend was supposed to buy weed, but he's not even seeing my messages
>>223865507there are always weed smokers in the park near medisgusting
I'm high on life.
did i tell you i'm on a seaweed diet
>>223865534ah, so you're Welsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1tOrsniKO0Listening to the smiths now me.
>>223865548yeah i see weed and i fucking smoke it LMAO
>>223865555it takes guts to be gentle and kind
quentin scobiequentin scobie can you hear me
if leftypol loves blacks so much, why doesn't he just move to Africa?
This was basically my young adulthood.
>>223865592how so
>>223865555Basedhttps://youtu.be/f37lC0CSXlQ?is=wiywh0I7S_7ninUT
it's so hot in my flat
>>223865609open a window x
>>223865609Sleep naked
>>223865617got all the windows open and my desk fan on max>>223865620in my boxers rn
>>223865596I played rugby and was a loser in college
>>223865609put ice cubes in your balls
>>223865556screaming
Might get my cock out and wank
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
>>223865650mad how i was just about to do the same thing
>>223865650Wtf same
>>223865366there won't be a 2036
remember zesty foden
wasted my life lads
>>223865688post nut clarity?
>>223865688not possible
>>223865650i was doing this before it was cool
what's this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzhvJh9NRY
>>223865708Statue of David
Got the Siouxsie and the Banshees on
>>223865726Why do i want to bite it
might clap for are nhs
>>223865747You're gay or bi?
eclipse was a nothingburger
Idk bout u but i sure hope i live long enough to be taken care of by African nurses and men on prison parole named Darrien. That's the dream isn't it.
>>223865753bi. don't want to bottom or top really. would like to kiss and cuddle and explore more so
Fuck sake another morning of toil at least I finish at 10:00 am today but fuck my life I hate it
>>223865744good aren't they x
>>223865779Good morming em
>>223865781YhLuv me post punk goth rock x
At least after today and tomorrow I have a few weeks with no early shifts which is nice and my hours will drop a little bit too.>>223865788Good morning
>>223865795Gang of Four were brilliant
>>223865813Yeah
don't understand people on twitter who only post about things that make them angrywhy are you making 200 seethe posts a daysurely you don't even enjoy that
>>223865875it's better to not bother ourselves with the lives of goycattle
>>223865812can i fuck you
>>223865895unc...
>>223865909i'm 22!
don’t understand why spotify made it available to comment on podcasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_MTXQALa0
>>223865938is he ok
>>22386592899% of comments are literally just>Niceor>Great episode
>>223865924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elmJQTKLC6c
one day i will do something
>>223865978Eye of the tiger man
>>223865984ktim (kek this isnt me)
https://voca.ro/1kVFwfON32dZ
Rocky vs Ivan Drago Rocky IV Training Montage
my dad is supposed to be pick me up in a few hours to drive down to cornwall
>>223866094he's cheating on you lad
>>223866094why are you going to cornwall
>>223866128holiday
>>223866042grow up
>>223866133mental
woke up super anxious
>>223866157why x
>>223866157nightmare?
man I love when the janny comes online and deletes half the threads in my thread watcher (which happen to be the only interesting threads on 4chan at the moment) this literally happens several times a week. ALWAYS the most interesting threads nuked. what the hell
>>223866157woof?
leftypol will defend refugees until kingdom come, but I've never heard a leftypol defend gypposwhy is this?
>>223866197everyone knows gyppos are scum
>>223866197
>>223865592Load of old toss this (the book, haven't seen the series but I bet it was SHITE)
>>223866094That sounds lovely fellaMake the most of these timesI miss my dad immensely (snuffed it in 2010)
A levels melty today
skiing in cs1.6
Went gym yesterday now I've got a pinched nerve in my shoulder. Not bloody happy about that one bit
>>223866364who pinched it? were there any black lads in the gym at the time?
hi /brit/
anyone noticed its a bit hot?
>>223866377sup my nigga
any non-toilslaves in?
>>223866394currently at toil, starting in 10mins
>>223866318its great
>>223866400do you look forward to toil? or do you dread it?
>>223866416it’s alri, so neither, got an interview for something i want to do next week which i am looking forward to
>>223866409It's shit mate, sorry to be the one to break it to you
>>223866394haha yessir
>>223866150https://voca.ro/1kdjKE4537ov
enchanted every weapon in the party to emit sunlight for the vampire boss fight and now can't see shit
drinking a fire resistance potion
American women are so lovely
>>223866469get the tadpoles scranned
>>223866439dunno maybe you have bad taste
>>223866453oil smash yer gob in fer yer
https://voca.ro/1iNZHtyO1ivJ
>>223866487now post a british woman
All American women should be kissed on their pretty faces by British boyfriends
>>223866504hm feisty let's meet up i like a feisty woman
>>223866509Brush women are ugly rats I only love American women
going ta bed
>>223866534buenos noches senior Pastagomez
downloading lots of films off limewire
Wish I could see the peng gif with the german who had her tits out at the beach again.
>>223866540me llamo es brian
>>223866516you couldn't handle this
>>223866557https://voca.ro/1fjypNTkUGOj
>>223866534Can I come with you?
If she was my gf I would be so happy
>>223866566you are but putty in my hands woman
>>223866551this one?
>>223866579well she isn't
>>223866596might be one day
>>223866568ain't got no mountain dew>>223866569my bed is kinda small, sorry.
>>223866587men are so angry
>>223866616based i do this
table tennis
>>223866614https://voca.ro/140h4MaDzfzF
don't like weezer at all
>>223866616i do this to my gf. regularly delivering crisp uppercuts to vent my frustration over minor annoyances
>>223866640donde esta tu madre coochi cabron
mfw i pay 4927014 gazillion great british pounds for a pint of camden hells lager in hackney
>>223866497oh brilliant, some slags who love >muh damaged relationship slop rated it highly, that's me told
What videogames you lads playing? Haven't played any in ages don't have time for it these days
morning lads
>>223866595Merkel boobies MERKEL BOOBIES
>>223866691angry bird
Shit myself a bit on way to work. Had to wipe arse with wet wipes and put them in a public bin. This could be a new low. Currently loosening load at toil
>>223866691Catherinequite difficult since im a moronI hate the mc
Given myself 10 minutes to poo. At 6:30 I'll have to go back out regardless of if I've finished
>>223866701
>>223866587This is fake. it's illegal to have cameras in toilets and wash areas
been coughing up mucus from my lungs for like five weeks now
>>223866665You've got to say it on voca or it doesn't count
>>223866325you'll see him again in hell
consider the toucan
Rorke's mum spunking his child maintenance on Foxy Bingo
always a laugh that there are men out there who think women are capable of feeling love lmao
Pouring with sweat as I poo team
>>223866732an odd duck that one
>>223866732toucan play at thatconsider this
>>223866595Yeah mate cheers
>>223866732shoot that cunt out the air
>>223866718You have a cute fag voice suck me off in the restroom while you poo
>>223866731Bit rude that
>>223866747fucked up incel bird
>>223866616wait till he notices he's got a flat tyre too
>>223864943B R U MRUM
>>223866751*just been hacked btw that wasn't me
>>223866732Good lad himCurrent favourite animal? Why it's the humble gibbon of course
>>223866750but why?
Sick to the bastard death of .webp filesWhen is 4chan getting support for them
did you know it was world elephant day yesterday?
If a whale or dolphin tell asleep underwater it would drown, since they breathe air through lungs. You know how they avoid drowning? Cetaceans have all evolved so that they can make one hemisphere of their brain sleep at a time l, while the other is awake. Mental.Imagine if humans could do that. Could spend 0% of your life unconscious, basically double your life by not spending half of it in bed...
>>223866750Must be such a horrible feeling paying all that money, going under the knife and then looking at yourself in the mirror afterwards and knowing you have absolutely fucked it and there's nothing you can do
>>223866750women can't be trusted to make any decisions themselves
>>223866782>white women have black dna Called it
What is with all the Japan threads today?
one of my friends is a foid and she's had sex with 21 men isn't that mental
>>223866782the results of that study were inconclusive iirc
Sperm whales sleep vertically
>>223866750She looks better with the facelift
>>223866793nips are easy to bait into nuking your threads with a bajillion replies
>>223866799seething fucking foid cunt. shut your fucking gob before I violently thrust my cock down your slutty little gullet
>one of my friends is a foid
>>223866800they look like turds aha
>>223866800i do this
>>223866813you wont do shit
boring sperm whales be like "humans sleep horizontally"
right well that's the sausages on isn't it
>>223866805
>>223866815it sounds unbelievable but it's true
My laptop trackpad has a mirror sheen from overuse. Grim.
>>223866800They can produce sound waves powerful enough to kill you, sounds loud enough to break your bones and rupture your organs if they wanted They also go down to the pitch black zones like miles deep to go hunt colossal squid
wish I had hobbies and mates
>>223866837early spongebob was so funny
No gorilla has ever killed a human. Basically all ape attacks on humans have been by chimpanzees alone.That said, humans have killed countless gorillas.
>>223866843>hunt colossal squidyour mum must be a good swimmer
Billy Nomates and Henry Hobbyless linked up
>>223866847hate people me
>>223866847hello mate have you tried /brit/posting as a hobby it really is the bees knees
>>223866856think they have quite small penises
>>223866865and yet here you are, communicating with humans
>>223866859And what of Richard the gorilla rape victim?
hate how the internet is plagued with 80 iq third world mud people now
>>223866855yh it was
Humans are by far the most violent type of ape.
>>223866884Trying to poo at aldi atm
>>223866890what about king kong
when was the last time a girl said they missed you?
>>223866890
>>223866902never
>>223866901Not real mate it was a film also the moral of the story is that he's alri and the humans are attacking him
>>223866843You maybe, but not me
really need to cut my nails, like talons they are
>>223866902My mom said it on Sunday. That count?
>>223866902june
>>223866908what about donkey kong
>>223866902My wife said it to me last night :)
>>223866925he's a donkey it's in the name
>>223866800leftypol:>save the whales!
>>223866936one of them is a professional arse eater
>>223866914cor
Was shopping at the market and a mulatto girl was dancing to Some Girls on the speaker system.
might have a pre toil wank
>>223866936Is the one on the right that neo-nazi girl who went on some viral youtube video where it's 20 fascists vs 1 liberal?
>>223866957which girls?
>>223866957ever shag her up the arse?
>>223866959:O
>>223866963she also ate the arse of her boss whilst being engaged to another man
right this better be the last of this nonsense this year im fucking sick of it
going out for alcybobs
>>223866983i miss you too
>>223866983>Um she looked underaged. Of course I wanted to
The elephant shrew is not in fact a true shrew. Genetically speaking it's closest living relative is the african elephant.But they didn't know that when they named it the elephant shrew, it was called that because it uses it's little nose like an elephant uses it's trunk.Life is full of little wonders x
>>223866992aw xx
>>223866906Laughing like a monkey to this
most of you lot have just woken upi am yet to go to sleep
>>223866998I've been hacked again! This keeps happening to me
Grim grim grim. Can't imagine much worse than being a neo-nazi yank woman who scrans mens pooey sweaty hairy bum holes for fun.
>>223866999
>>223867008Same here mateGonna try and stay awake all day
>>223867008ktim I have chronic pain and insomnia which raped my sleep schedule plus it gets bright too early and this heat is like getting double raped
>>223867008haha just got in from night shift lad?
>>223867014>Gonna try and stay awake all dayalways try this but end up passing out at 11 or 12
>>223867012
>>223867008ktim
to shreds you say
>>223867019i'm unemployed
who is tim and why is he kek
>>223867013Wonderful little blighters
>>223867013bet he weedles that nose into all sorts of places its not welcome
>>223867032haha ah right. ok then
>>223867034Tim, from the Sainsburys
That's why you shouldn't fw females over a certain age because chances are they've eaten buttholes or gotten STD inside the gooch
>>223866998love ar pink
>>223867046I'd shag her arse raw
>>223867049>>223867049
>>223867008Night on the shovel was it lad?
you ever just passed out and gone to sleep in your chair?
>>223866980Festival season is over, so need cooler days for toil
hi ziedbelg
>>223867008Woke up with a headache might try and sleep it off
