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Does this average Mexican look like
I love Europe
>>223864997but Europe loves only zee Autobahn
group I like is coming to my city soonhaven't been out in years, bit nervous but it will be fun I think
Why is the jewleaf so jewish?
>>223864933
>Amid high gas prices — an average of more than $4 per gallon across the country — a gas station in Upstate New York offered 20 percent off to customers who were down to bust a move.
>>223864997>>>/lgbt/
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH>WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
>>223865016WE AREWE AREWALMART
>>223865013it's probably that leaf that loves destiny
>THE FIRST PENGUIN TO SING HARE KRISHNA GETS TO STAY ON MY SUBMARINE!
i'm tired of pedo anime pics used for the general
"Detroit style pizza" is the ultimate goyslop
>>223864965She's from Peru I think Yamaha
Went fishing againDidn't catch a gyatt damn thing again
>>223865039Actually come to think of it that leaf has posted about Destiny and Redditleaf in the same post. Grim, dggers in /cum/...
>>223865096really hot women usually have long feet, I find
Thoughts on the crab people?
>>223865107leave fish alone
>>223865111Hot women and negros both have lengthened heel bones
Did an edible.
Hamboogers and snot dogs for dinner boys
>>223865059I have not one, but TWO of these babies in my freezer right now and they are legit the best frozen pizza available. Used to be Delissio Pepperoni but those are discontinued now.
My girlfriend's PS5 has arrived from South Korea to Russia and we're going to play BG3 together soon
>quit a shitty mcstinko job 2 months ago>started a new one a week after>new one is better in every way except pay>looking online for something to do on the side>see my old job still hiring
>>223865059That's curry
crazy how many asians are in the stands at dodgers home games
Thinking of starting a Christian rock band
>>223865181baseball is super popular in east asia now for some reason
>>223865168yes I'm sure you're really hurting them bad with your absenceMcDonalds eternally BTFO
>>223865192>now
>>223865192It's always been popular in Japan and South Korea. Ohtani just brought more Asian eyes to MLB
fuck gaijin
>>223865191business idea: a Christian yacht rock band>JESUS COME BACK! ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEE, THERE WAS SOMETHINGABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!
What do you think the minimum size is required to fuck Pokimane?
I genuinely believe we are in the twilight years of industrial civilization.
hate shaving every weekhate getting a haircut every monthwhy haven't we found a way to pause hair growth yet
>>223865224At least 7.5 inchesShe's a chubby African size queen
>>223865224just be white and she'll jump on your cock, nonwhite girls constantly lust for white dick even if it's mediocre
we are in the dusky prehistory of mankindwe are all just childrenonce, when man lives for thousands of years, he will become like a machine, perfectly moral, some would say, man and machine will merge, though that will probably be within our lifetime
>>223864933>Pov your an American and someone disrespects Israel
>>223865226nah, AI is gonna revolutionize things
>>223865224For years I thought she was East Asian. I didn't realize she was Moroccan
>>223865231i only need a haircut every three months.
>>223865242I dunno, she's pretty popular and rich. Seems like 6'2 chad only for her. She deserves nothing less.
>>223865251>optimismeveryone laugh at this retard
tho it has to be said, these machine intelligences now, they're pretty criminal
>>223865252That's by design. She does yellowface for views. She was even part of streamer group that's almost entirely Asian
>>223865226Goddamn I hope you're right.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786589340287793.webm
>>223865231buy clippers and learn to cut your own hair.
Haven't had a haircut since covid began
>>223865271I'M ON SMOKO TOO, MATE
>>223865259people thought the internet was a fad before too
>>223865258she deserves to have her head shoved into the couch and her ass shagged rotten after I've drank half a bottle of bourbon and spent the evening tinkering on my truck and shouting slurs at the TV
>>223865271I shave my head because it's so hot here i can't stand hair bru
I am rather lucky, I live next to a decently-sized nature preserve so I can enjoy what little of the natural world remains around here. Unfortunately, farmers LOVE their pesticides and don't give and shit when it drifts into the nature preserves. God I fucking hate farmers so much.
>>223865285I shave my head because I'm a skinhead
I don't shave my head because I'm a yacht rocker
>>223865287I read a study that people who live next to golf courses get more health issues.
>>223865289
>>223865305post hair
even rich hollywood chads have it rough
>>223865281I never said it was a fad thougheverbiet. I know it's here to stay, (for however long industrial civilization lasts that is), I just don't think it will offset the domino effect that has started decades ago.>>223865306There is also a golf course near me which I despise. Would be much better as a prairie but boomers LOVE their shitty "sport" where they stand around for 90% of the time
>>223865318Should have stayed with Jen
>>223865316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_A5HSJnVVUthey're sufficient silky, wavy and reach the shoulders, I assure you!
>>223865318imagine you land Angelina Jolie in her prime and then she says she wants to turn your home into a garbage dump for third world groid babies and you're rich and hot and BRAD FUCKING PITT and now you have to deal with that shit or face imminent divorce rape and career ruindude got absolutely obliterated for a crumb of upper-crust pussy
>>223865242Isn't JBW just a gigantic meme
AI isn't just a glorified calculator, but a tool that can be used to replace jobs of people with room temp IQs.
>>223865340I've had multiple (brown) women tell me I am cute, but my crippling autism ruins it.
>>223865289How is feels being in the KKK
>>223865322>There is also a golf course near me which I despise. Would be much better as a prairie but boomers LOVE their shitty "sport" where they stand around for 90% of the timeI thought it was funny to learn that the use of golf carts is an amerifat thing. On a lot of international courses they just push their clubs around on a handcart. American boomers are unreal
>>223865345AI is the living proof that not God but just contingent circumstances create life! IT'S ALIVE! AHAHAHAA!
>>223865309Skeenhead!Skeenhead!Running though the night!Skeenhead!Skeenhead!Looking for a fight!
If you look up any famous person from the 1800's they all lived to be in their 70's despite shit medical technology back then
chuck was always right about jimmy
>>223865340not really, there's a clear racial hierarchy in corporate settings too. the brown girls know to get in line behind the white girls when it's time for a white man's attention. only black lesbians defy this pecking order because they have no real skin in the game and because their frontal lobe is undeveloped.
>>223865365the power of not being obese and socially isolated
>>223865356you're walking 5-7 miles per round of golf. If you golf often then it gets tiring so a cart is preferable.
>>223865375European courses are usually a bit smaller too, so they walk less
I won't win the Powerball tonight :(
>>223865365Some lived to 90 or 100 in California where there weren't any real doctors or hospitals. It was a different time. No pollution in the air. No chemicals in the food. No vaccines making people autistic. No Bill Gates nerd nigger Maximus trying to kill humanity.
>>223865394You'll win my love instead
>>223865374yeah but you would think people would be living 20 years longer at least with all the shit we have today. They didn't even have x-rays back then.
>>223865395I guess the walked a lot and were more social so it kept them healthy. We have better tech but worse habits to offset it.
I want to hold him and kiss his forehead
To everyone who gets mad at anime or trans representation in this thread — leave.This thread is not for you.
>>223865390a round also takes 4 hours to finish if you're with a group, so a cart can cut the time down by a lot. If you're a busy person then it's worth it.
>>223865417That comes off a little gay man
People slept better, ate better, exercised regularly through their vocations, and didn't have thousands of toxic things deliberately introduced into their environment to threaten their survival.
>>223865365What the fuck does this post even mean?
>>223865415That's the start of it. Cancers of the digestive tract were rare because of no pesticides in the food, no GMOs, tobacco didn't contain chemicals, etc etc. You could fill a research paper with this subject.
It's almost Christmas
hello creampies
>>223865429Not gay is it then, that's called being polite
>>223865433lollmao
>>223865436LOL
>>223865436she embraced the Greater Good of the T'au Empire
Crazy how there aren't MMORPGs like World of Warcraft for consoles.
>>223865474Not really. A game of that complexity is hard to play on anything other than mouse and keyboard. That's why consoles get shit like Elder Scrolls Online
In this thread we believe Love is loveScience is real No human is illegal Trans rights are human rights Kindness is everything
>>223865435it means if you look up any public figure who was born early or mid 1800's, they mostly lived pretty long lives despite lack of medical technology back then.
Not gay if I want to hug him tight and kiss him for hours and hours and hours. That's called male bonding where I'm from, which is San Francisco btw
>>223865474not really crazy and also not true there was stuff like Phantasy Star Online for Xboxthey don't really lend themselves as well to a controller, they're better played with a mouse and keyboard
im incredibly ugly and repulsive
>jasonkin hoursi'm calling it for tonight
>>223865491nah i'd just be gay
>>223865489>Love is lovetrue but people mistake it with horniness or infatuation>Science is realscience is politicized >No human is illegalbut third world countries enforce their borders pretty strongly>Trans rights are human rightsthey have the same rights as everyone else>Kindness is everythingkindness can be taken advantage of
>>223865489>Love is loveI never understood this. Love is love even when it's infatuation, for example? Is love love when it's a disgusting paraphilia like pedophilia? Is love love when it's unrequited? Is love love when it's toxic & abusive? Many such questions come to my mind.
What's happening in New York
>>223865502Good. You weren't contributing anyways
>>223865509>but third world countries enforce their borders pretty stronglyTrauma from being colonized by racist Europeans
>>223865517teenagers and youths
>>223865517it's dey culcha
Saying trans folk have the same rights as everyone else when they are literally being genocided by republicans is craazzyy
>>223865531there's a large difference between the smartest bear and the below average person
>>223865490Public and influential people in ancient times also lived to reach their 70s too, what's the point? There's also the fact you can't see pictures of people in their 70's who died when they were younger.
RECONQUISTA NOW
Just a reminder that Epstein is Pol's father, and all your opinions from Pol are part of Israel's plans.
>>223865531Bears are just guys
>>223865521China was never colonized. Go try being illegal there and see what happens
>>223865539"person"
>>223865542my point is that you would think they lived shorter lives due to lack of medical technology but they lived mostly the same length as we do today
>>223865557Post this the next time the Ethiopian poster comes.
>>223865549that's a useful thought terminating cliche. did you find it on /pol/?
No woman will ever love me or my sexy toned abs because I make a really sour face when I talk about how I smell like fish, garlic, cheese, etc.
>>223865563But you understand you're looking at people who didn't die before reaching that age right? I just want to make sure.
>>223865564I've posted it in his presence but since he's FK and FK is an israeli jew it really doesn't have much effect.
Pop country overtaking rap in popularity in the US is bittersweet
>>223865015Thats violent
I renoimed my burster before it's all time to go to bed and be done with it now.
yahweh smite you
>>223865585Country and rap are both dogshit, does it really matter?
suddenry, you got one mirrion dorrahbut there gaijin on you su-treetdo you give up one mirion dorrah and kirru gaijinor do you rive rife withoutu purincipre?
>>223865554>China was never colonizedYou are a retarded hillbilly
>>223865599They're both dogshit, but country is at least White, hence my ambivalence
futurecanoe fell off
I hope I make a dreamworks face in the last nanosecond before I die
>>223865611picrel is the last thing you'll see before you die
>>223865601GAIJIN KIRAI DESU
>>223865577I was looking up random people like Darwin, Presidents, writers, and they all lived to be 70+
>>223865623He looks so bored to be ending my life
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE CORN SYRUP
>>223865607quick search says they were not colonized but did face imperialism.
>>223865625wow, I didn't know about that, haha, what a coincidence
>>223865635he takes no joy in it. you should have just done as you were told and handed over your phone.
playing zomboid
it's so awesome that i don't have to associate with niggers daily
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s23DVRAn3Es&pp=0gcJCWgCo7VqN5tD
Evens cheesecake Odds suffer
>>223865663WE GOT A JOKAH OVAH EAH!
we should start a /cum/ zomboid server
Vaush is such a disturbing creep
>>223865667Nooooo!!!! Noooo!!!! Raaaaarghhhh
>>223865665late night shows are truly insufferable garbage, always have been. pure boomerslop.
kind of sick of zomboid after dying for the second time to glitchy targeting on crawling zombies
>>223865667>>223865679Evens this anon eats cheesecakeOdds he suffers
>>223865684Imagine you're great grandfather reading this sentence
I wanted to play Kenshi but it was so unoptimized I just couldn't
>>223865685Fuck!!!!!
>>223865665what is buttafucco fiber
>>223865693Odds this anon eats cheesecakeEvens he suffers
>>223865709
>>223865701What the hell!!!
people who enjoy stand up "comedy" are very low IQ
Might go out and join the blo bang party at Rainbow Nights later. I'm lyk
>>223865718It's an odd night!
>>223865724There's a few funny comedians but it's rare
not sure why we exist
>>223865739i exist solely to suffer
>>223865725No idea what that is but it sounds gay
>>223865739we exist to cum in vagina and continue the species
>>223865749You again!
>>223865737prime Chappelle was unmatched
>>223865752You don't know who I am
The comedian circle around Rogan don't have good stand up
>>223865756shame what he's turned into now thobeit
Listening to Christmas Kids by Roar
I hate my family because they try to gaslight me and rage bait me now they are angry I do not like them >Brings up manager who tried blaming me for a crime that got the police involved and I was detained >My dad openly threatened to hit me and get in my face then immediately calls people saying I threatened to hit him>My aunt brought up my ex who died of cancer and then got angry when I said go to hell
that self described Salvadorean incel is very cringe and makes horrible threads
>>223865758Maybe I'd like to though
>>223865772why'd you give your ex cancer, you jerkface
drinking milk
>>223865782Call me johnny cakes
>>223865698I have no idea
There's no way we need this many data centres
>>223865791Yeh? Call me a baker cuz I've got icing for those cakes
https://youtu.be/tQ7whPT-mC8
>>223865797i need them for my gf
>>223865797cool it with the antisemitic remarks pal
>>223865803nice tits but meh face
my cousin is a dead beat with no job but he still gets girlfriends all the time because hes dark triad and thats really all it takes, nothing else matters
>>223865800I'm top no rubber
Sad how they treated Tony Fauci. You kill 50 million people and try to make everyone take a death vaccin, and suddenly people call you a monster.
>>223865819no. its because he's tall and handsome
>>223865820Hearty handshake then. How's the sports doing?
It's over and that's alright!
>for gabagool, Tony?>No *heavy breathing* for ME, YOU FUCK! YOU FUCKIN FUCK! FUCK YOUUU!
https://litter.catbox.moe/szjivn.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/szjivn.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/szjivn.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/szjivn.mp4
Fuck it I'm getting the cheesecake
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8
Nvdia is raising another 500 billion to finance AI infrastructure build outs
>>223865849cumcake?
AI bubble is gonna pop any minute now
>>223865846that's not porn
>>223865858what about the gf bubble
>>223865849YOU VIOLATE THE PACT? YOU DISRESPECT THE DIGITS?
i used to pronounce it nah-vee-de-yuh
>>223865849no don't you better not test the digits or you'll regret it
>>223865852America is number 1
is AI alright
>>223865869>>223865874Deal with it!
I like big butts and that's alright (I'm in a safe space)
i’m becoming really mentally unwell
What if AI becomes the rulers and we become their pets
>>223865902fag just fucking unplug it if you don't like it
>>223865902Ever read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?
>>223865897same
>>223865916Yes
>>223865897Of late, anon couldn't help himself but to get the scissors. And the paper cutter. And the carving knife. Poor, poor, anon. It's SUCH a pity.
bunch of slack jawed faggots in here
We can already make Hal 9000
>>223865787I never gave her cancer but I basically stayed with her while she was dying because I cared about her even though my entire family told me to abandon her. Btw I am the shitty person
*Little Richard begins playing on the radio*
>>223865925WELL I AIN'T LOOKIN AT AN ARRAY OF HOOTERS PERSONNEL HERE, AM I?NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20, MAGGOTS!
who's the joe rogan of /cum/?
>>223865929I re-read 2001: A Space Odyssey last year. Mindblowing book.
>>223865961I only watched the movie
>>223864933Legitimately glad I am a autist who doesn't socialize I tried to but realize everyone hates me so I just be quiet. I just hate how everyone at the current job my first day asks a billion questions
>>>/lit/25462864>>>/lit/25462864>>>/lit/25462864>>>/lit/25462864
>>223865970No
a myth a lot of men believe is that women are as sexual and get as horny as men
>>223865964She is though
>>223865983she knows it too
>>223865983you as well!
>>223865966The book is infinitely better. Maybe it's just my imagination but the book is just so much more awesome & epic in scope. The ending where David Bowman is transmogrified into the Starchild is just so much better in the book.>>223865964She looks like she might legitimately be flattered lol.
Wish I lived through the cold war
>>223865991the pic is from a video where she was reading comments about her being thicc.
>>223865987Grandma arms
>>223865994You are living in cold war 2.0
I would eat an entire key lime pie off her nice round ass
YOUR MOTHERS TOLD YOU YOU WERE SPECIAL!WELL THE US MARINE CORE ACCEDES TO THAT CLAIM!YOU ARE SPECIAL! IN THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN QUALIFIED TO LICK MY EVERLOVIN' BOOT, YOU WORMS!
>>223866023Full metal jacket?
technology is still too new for us
>>223865991>>223866019found the videohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/R0pICaqHQQ0
>>223866033mexicans?
>>223866030I think I captured the carefully balanced insults and formal language of that guy's act very well, thank you very much
anyone remembers pic?
>>223866052women who have a lot of tattoos are severely mentally ill
I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I want to stay home, order sushi/kimbap and game on my pc for 14 hours straight.
The blood pressure meds I'm on has been giving me gay thoughts
i am this close to filtering leafs
what if she was raped as a child? would you still feel comfortable fapping to her??
>>223866052>tattoosstupid foid
>>223866084that's every single pornstar
One time I was at a party and some girl I don't know lightly ribbed me about something, and in return I told her to suck my dick. Her boyfriend was sitting right next to her and didn't say a thing. Does that make me Chad or just autistic
>>223866050https://voca.ro/1i8TwSMXcqUQ
>>223866095Autistic that's why her boyfriend didn't beat up the special needs kid
I have several tattoos but I would never get a piercing.
>Favorite Canadian dish:Poutine>Favorite USA dish:Medium Rare steak with mash potatoes and gravy plus dinner rolls>Favorite Mexican dish:Shrimp cocktail (picrel)
>>223866105it makes him a cuck more than anything. you're still autistic and not a chad. if you were a chad you would've negged her so bad she would've literally sucked your dick in the garage that night.
>>223866105I could probably say that better
>>223866095makes you autistic since you spouted it without thinking and went against social norms
>>223866111https://youtu.be/UAKCR7kQMTQhttps://youtu.be/UAKCR7kQMTQhttps://youtu.be/UAKCR7kQMTQ
>>223866111Looks like a toilet full of vomit
every statement should be demonstrative, very highly so, if you're a drill sgt.
the scooby doo movie, now thats a true timeless kino, a classic for the ages
>>223866112https://voca.ro/14ptC2Ny6STJ
>>223866146that's backrooms-tinged
>>223866119https://voca.ro/11s263By8tqG
>>223866146what are you doing up there again. you're gonna get hurt
>>223866136>the Scooby Doo movieYou mean this one?
its obv that Justin Bieber suffered from child sexual abuse but because he's a boy and not a girl normies don't care
>>223866162no
>>223866111real coctel isn't made with fanta doe. just a shitload of lime and ketchup and valentina
>>223866165Brown zoomer faggot.
>>223866159im scared of people
>>223866158have you ever seen the Bird Cage?
https://voca.ro/12cVVFkXoYv9
What a cute twink, I wonder what he's up to these days
DO YOU HAVE A PEER REVIEWED STUDY FOR THAT HUH
>>223866192https://voca.ro/1mXF4L1tF6sY
SOMEBODY WON THE POWERBALL AND IT WASN'T MEFUUUUUUUCK
>>223866131Love spicy funyuns
>>223866201Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>223866211yeah it was me haha nice
i just can't relate to shinji ikari
>>223866209that was fun!
>>223866204LMAO. Imagine not double checking your work. Academia was already plagued with fraud, one can only imagine how bad it's going to get with AI.
>>223866226https://voca.ro/16VUX4j7inYl
Currently listening.
recycle>>223864934>>223864934>>223864934>>223864934
>>223866209>i'm not gayyou sound gay
>>223866245but of course....I'm not even Russian
wish i would win the brazillian version of the powerball but i dont buy into that shit because the chances of you winning are impossibly low if not just outright 0 because that shit is a scam
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