dis nigga named it /cum/ ahhhhhhhhhh
posting in the non pedochink thread
>>223864971
Hair's greasy lemon squezzy
https://youtu.be/BLZWkjBXfN8https://youtu.be/BLZWkjBXfN8https://youtu.be/BLZWkjBXfN8
What does Mike Shinoda even do when he's presented with two distinct things?
>>223866281https://voca.ro/12qdUVQf8mMQ
currently reading vibrator reviews
>>223866314Are you cute
told you I ain't got no agua
>>223864934
>in a situation where i cannot coom for a few weeks, just genuinely no time or space for it>start thinking about needing a relationship and or horny shit constantly>miserablethank you brain, very cool!
>>223866311we were not part of the USSR, or the Warsaw Pact
>>223866317im a guy but im reading women's reviews
>most men are simps and whiteknights>a large percentage of women hate men in general except for the tall and handsome ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lgpkowD78and before I go, here's some silky clean soft rock from 1970's L.A.
cofe
https://voca.ro/1n15ZvWaPUwV
Aliens are fake and gay
>>223866336https://voca.ro/1oLV4qGDsL4R
Sometimes I imagine a make a wish kid asking to find out what the planned ending to his favorite long running media is, and the author/dev/whatever leans in and whispers the stupidest shit you ever heard in the kid's ear and he dies of pure cringe
>>223866338I don't know sounds kind of peculiar to me. Do you want to kiss
>>223866371we have all been cute before
reckon theres no straight only version of soc because it would be completely dead, theres like legit 1 women per 200 dudes
Any grown men who are still virgins in the thread tonight
>>223866379no>>223866370if you align the two diagonals halves, they become one
>>223866390there are many of us
>>223866390the statistics show a guy being a virgin in his 20s is normal these days
>>223866386There were a lot more girls on that board 15 years ago. Wonder where they went
They think the cops are too mean to criminals. They think that too many criminals get arrested. They think that there are too many criminals in prison. Their view is something like, you know, “come on man, this is just too many black people in jail. Isn’t there anything we could do? Can’t you just look the other way a little bit?”
https://voca.ro/12I4eQS3L65V
>>223866390i'm the resident wizard
>>223866385I bet you were a little cutie
>>223866390khhv here
Has /cum/ seen Petra of the Waters yet? Thoughts?
cum lol
oh my god a level 5 hype train? thank you so much chat can we get some ws in the chat for chat big w man
i will never ever get a gf because my iq is too high
>>223866429Are u cute
>>223866465im incredibly ugly and retarded
https://youtu.be/Csq_9TbZ2D8
Wild how you can do a weeks worth of work in an hour if you actually work instead of playing on your phone or practicing origami paper folding
>>223866470i doubt it
>>223866526im a freak. god cursed me before time
i wasn't wearing a shirt
it's interesting how there's gay aids but also junkie aids and african aids
>>223866536Everyone who's ever talked about themselves like that on this site to me ends up being incredibly cute and attractive.
odds i cuddle catstein and sleepevens i stay up
>>223866559stfu weirdo
all thats left is to retreat mind and soul into video games
goodnight
>>223866574she's got attitude now she's cute boys
gock hours
Who's going to wear the dress? We need at least one girl here
summit is really not good at cs, he wouldn't be higher than like 18k if he didn't play in 5 stacks with 25k players
germany sohuld be allowed to rearm
Every day i spend in florida is another day spent suffering
What are some times you had to solo level irl?
had a dream that maid became a wildly popular viral sensation. people started having suicide parties and i had to attend one. in the dream it felt oppressive and creepy but thinking about it now it seemed kind of nice? basically there was a big party at a cabin and all the suicidees got to get everything off their chests and have some fun with their families and friends. i remember one old lady finally confessed her feelings to an old man and they hugged. then at the stroke of midnight they all got into their gas pods while everyone shouted encouragement and reassurances and such. idk would it really be a bad way to go out
>>223866676Florida keys are kino
>>223866630fiiiine I'll do it but you have to pretend I'm a Real Girl otherwise what's the point in larping it
>>223866676It's too humid for you. I'm in cali and it's poo but at least not humid
>>223866721It's too humid and I miss out on every comfy season (fall-winter)
What are your favorite milf content creators?
>>223866716Yes they are nice but its super overcrowded
>>223866717I'm still an awkward incel though and now I'm nervous because you're so pretty
>>223866767Your mom
>>223866767yuck.
>>223866741That's the worst feeling bro i hate it. Summer is 9 months long here, and summer lite is nov-jan, then back to summer
>I hate summer
>>223866767milf? thats a granny nigga
>>223866795Yesterday it felt like 110° outside yes I hate s*mmer
>>223866795What you gonna do about it Gonzalez
What happens when you poor water on magnets?
>>223866845What happens when I pour feces on your face
i have a huge crush on the girl in the /cum/ discord, what should i do guys
GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIKE
>>223866873Offer to buy her a new dilation kit
I like Yani Neko.
>>223866873Shoot Charlie Kirk for her....oh wait that's been done already
>>223866903kek good post
Hallowe'en is just around the corner mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
>>223866910:()
its cooked
>>223866403Isn't it funny how boomers were brainwashed into thinking that modern media and chemicals sexually modified and radicalized minors when the average minor now is more celibate than any other period of time and boomers were the most sexually active minors of their era? It's like they're all borderline retarded vegetable drones on auto-pilot. Virginity was something they would violently bully when they were literal children yet they tell children now who won't see a vagina for the next twenty years that they're the degenerate victims of grooming and pedophile elite sexual programming.
>>223866903reported
>>223866903actually good kirk joke
>>223864934Great edition
>>223866934thanks lad
After giving myself a concussion about 10 days ago I still get quite dizzy if I turn my head too fast
>>223866769it's ok you got the 69 digits so that must mean you're a sex pro now right? no need to be nervous
being a virgin well into your 20s isn't normal but it's definitely becoming a lot more common
We should all work harder on being kind
>>223866951I'll go gentle then with you. My pp is small and ur butthole is tight
Hell Awaits (1985)
Give hate a chance
>>223866987Great album
>>223866961well guys who get the most pussy are literally just lucky idk.I was so close yet so far.fuck my shit life.I will just drink alcohol everyday and smoke weed.
You see this gentleman eying you from a distance. Do you try to make conversation with him?
that leaf that made the other cum is now using my /cum/good bitch..
>>223867015I leave distant cats alone because usually they don't like being approached. If I find a cat right next to me, I pet it
everybody's talking about consensual non consensual but what about non consensual consensual
>>223867043this is why you are poor
Name a better musical pop artist than Michael Jackson from plus or minus one hundred years
Is posting being fucky w/ anyone else?
How do I get the guts to kms?
>>223867041That one is actually too skittish and will run away from me. These are my bbs
First life takes time, then time takes life
>>223867054it's not because i'm ugly, gay, and retarded?this is great news
