american freedom edition
forgot to put this in the OPaimos|japolska|deutsch|esp|ro|rus|desi|ori|lat|pol|asean|ausnz|balk|balt|polska|nafri|kimchi|bharat|bra|brit|csg|cum|dixie|éire|extraflags|ex-yu|fr|isr|ita|lang|med|mena|mex|nederdraad|norgetråden|sauna|sino|skandi|sverigetråden|tr|v4someone do it next time
sir zoe bread
>>223870543They even did it in Death Before Dishonour like Texas and Florida?
>>223870570you're a bit of a bellend aren't you
sad how east asians and some south east asians dont even consider britain. they only go to new world countries like canada, us, australia. the east asian student come here to study thinking it will be like harry potter then leave as soon as they graduate, never to come back and making sure to tell their friends at home that this is a poor rundown failing shithole full of fat ugly loud petulant and brutish drunk ogres.
a scot on the train south to study english:>look, there's nowcastle
sweaty night ahead
Yippee! Falmouth University here I come!
>>223870610biomass weatherwhite men will be too tired and warm to get any women so the biomass will swoop in
>>223870596do you really think having a UK vpn hides your american identity?
>>223870641who am I supposed to be?
>>223870649heatherbraniac
>>223870649so thats a yes then loledid op hurt your feelings?
>>223870610Got a bird coming over it's gonna be grimmo
>>223870543land of the free pffft
>>223870658no its not a fucking yes genuinely who am I meant to be? that nazi midwit who posts cats but isnt catyank?
>>223870338closest village next to me has a population of 4000 yet somehow biomass of various kinds lives there i don’t understand why and who put them there
1>3>2
heat's got me feeling some type of way haha x and that way is tired and irritated
>>223870684br0 what
>>223870684imagine shagging them all at once
>Scarlett, Tabby and GraceYou'd be hard pressed to come up with 3 names more tarq than this.
How many hours a day do you spend playing imaginary dollies and playing let's pretend on 4chan?
Fathers across the country shedding a tear as their daughters are accepted into some former polytechnic."Maybe I can dissuade them, maybe I can convince them to defer, maybe I ca-"It's too late.Their fates are sealed.
>>223870725oh dozens
woke 2: third world bogaloo
SON
>>223870721i like tabby it makes me think of a cat
Why are we born just to dieWhy do we live in a world where everything breaks down and decays
>>223870725Less than 1 hour per week. I hop on in the morning, shoot some posts off then check how they did in the evening. I never contribute to the conversation though, pretty much everything I post is dollhouse stuff, let's pretend and antagonistic (You) bait (including this).
>be american>get arrested by the sharia bobbies
Hopefully this is the last hot day of the year and comfy autumn and dark nights will be here before we know it
>>223870782gotta make the most of it
16 hours a day, 7 days a week, playing online dollies and lets pretend on 4chan thread.
can I apply to university clearing as a 29 year old skinnyfat incel with no qualifications?
>>223870799leftypol loves this
>>223870847you got a spare 10 grand? if so, yes.
>>223870543i live in a red state and goon just fine it's just shite like pornhub that's behind a wall
>>223870847Most places would usually want an access course first, could be wrong.
>>223870869I would have to take it out of the vanguard but if that's what it takes to better myself then sobeit
was playing cs and someone asked what my k/d ratio was and on the mic i said 6 7 and the zoomies went madbros looking out for 6 7 everywhere
very curious how common captagon is in the westis it a secret drug arabs and nafris take without us knowing about
>>223870885Maybe you should date real women for a change
If you got into your first choice university you're a normie freak and possibly a nonce as well
>>223870799That old man cannot fight
>>223870885what you gooning to?
gonna get slutty with my pizza this afternoon
>>223870930i dropped out of my safety school.i was a fucking fantastic student in hs btw
Plan 5 student loans are fucking INHUMANEAtleast plan 2 people have 10 more years of not paying it off...
what do you know /brit/?
>>223870911the only difference from amphetamine is that it also has theophylline which is present in coffee and doesn't add much so i doubt it's that useful compared to just adderall
Let me stop you there Rorke - so you're AGAINST illegal small boat crossings but you're FOR chicken tikka slices? No one say anything I'm sure he'll figure it out sooner or later
>>223870930They were born with a silver spoon in their gob. Not like us. We had to work for everything we have in this life. Grafters.
sacked tranny doing his replying to himself gimmick again is it
>>223870737>Dad! Dad! Amazing news! I got into Coventry!!
>>223870737>>223871025If you had a daughter whats the uni you'd never want her to go to?
>>223870964plan 2 has variable interest though RPI PLUS 3% never stood a chance of paying that off I just donate 9% of my income for another 20 years
it too hot
>>223870799Whatever happened with that Somali fraud case there?
i'd love to try khat sometime
>>223870941leaks usually
>>223870737what's the issue?
poo gay porn
>>223871046demontfort leciester
>>223870847Only thing you're clearing is 20stone on the scale
>>223871046the one with the most black men
>>223871082why
>>223870964I'm on plan 1
>>223871046Hustlers
>>223871046Nottingham Trent
>>223871088>leicester
i went to university in 2015 and it was a mistake turned me into the runt i am today
>>223871046Cov
hi
biomassians having their way with rorke's daughter at uni
i dont understand why brits are so obsessed with school names, the curriculum for most undergraduates is identical everywhere
electric toothbrush up the arse and down the japseye. turned on of course
>>223870930notice you throw the nonce accusation around a lotglass houses
>>223871046"university" of arizona
>>223871117wait you should post this picture on a rainy morning autumn it's comfy as hell
>>223871124yeah, everyone knows that the harder it is to get into a uni, the better the education
>>223871131hope you have a different one you use for your teeth
>>223871137i've heard yanks mentioning ASU, what's it like
>>223871137why do all the streamers and looksmaxxers go here?
australian zoomer freak who is obsessed with charlie kirk is here again
>>223871154Massive shagathon basicallyFucks sake I would have loved to have gone to a Yank uni with a scholarship for some meme thing like sawcur
>>223871088its one of those universities where you can go into the student halls on a weekend and hear this orchestra of white girls getting backshots from tall athletics BBCs reverberating in the stairwells
>>223871154dogshit school with barely any entrance screening and lots of sluts and american deanos as a resultin essence every british uni outside oxbridge
>Your balance £55,887.74 as of 12 August 2026could pay it off twice over. i won't though. only pay like £200 a month to it so be reyt
>>223871184i dont know if thats true
>>223871184welcome back ziedy how are you enjoying your visit to brixton?
>>223871183you'd be competing against yank athlete bbcs though
>>223871198live in az and can confirm this
>phone up speculatively looking for work>and what university was it?>oxford brookes>hysterical laughter down the phone>hang up>phone rings>answer it>they carry on laughing at me
>>223871158
Don't have to pay back student loans unless you earn above $70k here.Govt won't be seeing a cent of it back off me then.
>>223871184sup cordy
>>223871184typed that sentence with a straight face did you?
We at /brit/ say "no" to crime
In a just world I would have been a member of Kappa Pi at the University of Florida (go Gators) with a ran through blonde GF
>>223871210Same lad Going to have such a stiffy when it gets written offFUCK SFE
>>223871251sorry mate you must have missed the memo /brit/ is officially pro-crime as of this morning
take the piss
Jemma Purfield went to ASU
Crazy how you can just rack up loads of debt, say you can't pay it declare bankruptcy and it gets written off
mental english dropped gendered words but decided "blonde? no mate that's faggy you're a bloke clearly that's blond but also pronounce it exactly the same"
>>223871288need the entire student finance system to collapse and take about 75% of the 'universities' in this country with it
>>223871273would probably only ever be written off for the unemployed because this country simply must punish working people
>>223871294"I Thought Bankruptcy Was the Cool Law"-Homer J Simpson
anyone got that video of those demontfort university students in a lecture hall doing backflips and clapping and twerking (all black)
Feel like a mong/twat for not going to university and rinsing the British Taxpayer with a student loan. I went straight into the workforce at 16 and have nothing to show for it 10 years later.
>>223871273hope i retire before it's written off so i can claim i have 0 income so they can't take anything from me
i've got over 100k student debt and no degree
>>223871328it was in americawe don't do that germanyhttps://x.com/visegrad24/status/1906132290842820928
>>223871302Having blonde hair as a man is womanly so we humiliate them by referring to them as such. Problem?
>>223871351honestly dont understand how this is possibleare you just quitting after your second year over and over?
if i could go back i would do it all differently
>>223871351why have you gone and done that?
>>223871351mate...
>>223871355lol so he was telling the truth about the BBC orchestra on young british PAWGs
>>223871351should have just stuck it out and got the degree honestly
>>223871369Get onto the Alan Watts on youtube lad
nobody has ever asked me for proof of my degree waste of fucking time really wasn;t it
he really honestly thinks no one can tell hes an american on a vpn and thats so sad
rorke, thoughts?
Would you eat a cake that looks like poo but is actually delicious?
university isn't about getting a degree it's about shagging
>>223871402no he doesn't have those
>>2238713681st and 3rd year. on the maximum loan
>come to UK>take out a 100k loan for uni>move back to EU>don't have to pay a penny backwe got rinsed lads. the total amount outstanding is now 5 billion
>>223871417should have gone to Scotland it's free there
You do know that Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J is a dollymong character
>>223871417the boffins at whitehall astounded by this. nobody could've seen this coming
>>223871406imagine the posh tottie you could shag at cambridge though cor
>>223871417we're not a serious country
>>223871437not for english it isn't
>>2238714174D chess. British sterling becomes a currency backed by knowledge, making it the most valuable currency in the world.
pizza hut have stopped doing chivee and sour cream saucehad to get garlic mayo
>BBC orchestra on young british PAWGs
>>223871417thought it was only indians doing this
>>223871473it not right
>>223871233>live in azwhere are you from originally?>>223871154sluts, jocks, and chudsvery little brain cells from what i've heard
>>223871482*it's not rightDumb ESL
>>223871417>compel them to repaydoesn't instill you with confidence does it
>>223871473screaming
mad how gooners will recognise the look of satisfaction on their daughters face on her first christmas after enrolling at demontfort university leicester. this is the logical conclusion to western thought
american unis are a total joke desu
absolute drivel
>>223871527how so?
>>223871522>look of satisfaction on their daughters faceare they watching while jamal cums on it?>>223871290they're not sending their best folks!
>>223871522that first christmas back at home after university when you link up with people from school is so weird
>>223871522insane post
got banned from hinge a while ago, so im going to use my work phone to make a new account
>>223871554what was weirdest for you?
>>223871527american universitites are for the intelligent and succesful best and brightests of the world. british universities are for locals ba psychology with honours in ketamine cigerattes
>>223870964on £14 a month, me
If I had the right help and support I would've studied at Oxford University with a first class degree. Unfortunately I didn't get the help I am entitled to due to bullying, transphobia and mental health problems which aren't my fault. I was allowed to slip through the cracks when someone should've helped me.
>>223871566how do you get banned from hinge
Gagging for a afternoon pintWFH though, you seeany toilsmen want to weight in on this?
shut up you stupid fucking tranny
good afternoon i hate foids
>>223871582unis bend over backwards to help out ugly trannies
>>223871573going to the pub with people from my hometown and realising I've outgrown them all, especially the ones that didn't go to university in the city. the ones that stayed home were like a different species altogether.
got banned from minge
>>223871586Heineken 0.0% is a clue gaining compromise
>>223870661sweaty fanny
>>223871586i had a glass of wine last friday afternoon during my wfhtoil
>>223871583made a black man catfish account to see if my ex would match, and lo and behold she did
>>223871668?
>>223871541dossy/piss take course structure, "electives", grade curves, marks for attendance and daft shit like handwriting, a moderately bright sixth former would dog walk any yank uni
And because I didn't get the support I need I am now shitting my pants on the way to my retail job at almost 30 years old. The system has failed me.
>>223871622they do this to distract you while their relatives rob you
>>223871479Indians can't get student loans
>>223871668sc
thoughts on my incelpicture last night?
>>223870684absolutely SHIT taste if you're putting 1 before 3
something utterly outrageous about stuffed crust pizzafeels like the sort of things a future green government would make illegal - and theyd be right to
>>223871610They're always really touchy about your new mates too
>>223871676they tried to make me verify my pictures and obviously im not a black nigga so it failed and they banned mematched with a lot of women in my area who i went to school with so it was quite unsettling knowing they like bbc
might just suck a couple of ice cubes now because i'm a bit hot
>>223871721i was questioning why you would do that in the first place
>>223871739funny
>>223871677i agree except>moderately brightthinking intelligence means being able to pass uni courses is hilarious. it's literally just following rules and applying them
rorke's enigma has been broken
love exam results day
>>223871708looks like some kind tree and some stars
>>223871758has clarkson done his thing
investments are up 0.06% de lids
>>223871754what about exams?
>>2238717584>1>2>3
>>223871758Me on the left
>>2238717584 1 2 3
>A record 2.5 million people visited A&E last month amid two heatwaves, latest NHS figures show.
incredibly grim when women paint their nails but they have those stumpy little toes so the nail is just a little chunk of hard lumpy nail so it's barely got any varnish on it and the others are all properly painted so it looks dirty and fungal and all grey and crusty. yuck. ick. get a fucking grip, women.
>>2238717581243
>>223871799you don't even shower you smelly cunt
The fact is we are cut from a different cloth. We're quiet and diligent and do as we're told so we slip through the cracks and ultimately go unseen by society. This causes our mental health problems to become exacerbated and further develop due to social isolation by virtue of being quiet.
>>223871799who hurt you?
>>223871758>tomorrow is always fresh with no mistakes in it yetnot when australians exist
>>223871804>>223871810*rapes your arse*
Quiet "people" are hilarious. Likee just speak up lmfao.
mad how the memorial plaque for the lockerbie plane crash is just outside somebodys gaff and next to a salt bin
almost time for my first beer of the day
And when I was at the sixth form in Shrewsbury I used to go to the ASDA down the road and buy a meal deal and eat it either behind the ASDA, or in the customer toilets.
>>223871849cannot imagine many peoples poo particles contaminated your lunch
>>223871839they also have two sheep statues in the town
>>223871839>mad how the memorial plaque for the lockerbie plane crash is just outside somebodys gaffNot really when you think about the event
>>223871804>>223871810>t. fungal fems
>>223871839>>223871861what happened
>>223871854I only went into the toilets to eat if it was raining or there were other students behind the ASDA where I usually ate alone.
consider the green woodpecker (male and juvenile)
>>223871858corr
>>223871870On December 21, 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 took off from Heathrow Airport in London bound for New York City. Among the 259 passengers and crew were 190 Americans.They never made it home. Less than 40 minutes into the flight, the plane exploded over Lockerbie, Scotland, killing everyone on board and 11 Scots on the ground.
>>223871858probably that dolly mong and her turkish barber bf
If I could do it all again? I'd do it all different. Every decision I ever made. Different.
>>223871887probably aliens what did it
exam results day just reminds me of how much more fucked I'd be with my appearance if I were a teenager now
>>223871782you can be intelligent and horrible test taker and vise versa it is a bit of an exception to the rule because memory is a form of intelligence, but not the end all of it. remembering something with precision doesn't allow you to cure cancer
Did you interracial enjoyers know that Angel Emily had done a shoot with a dog? Grim that. Not quite 'Blacked' grim, but grim nevertheless.I'm glad our pure English roses haven't sunk to the level of that rancid Gallic whore.
>currently, a white american exchange student at three of china's top universities caused a massive stir online in china after sleeping with over 100 chinese female students over the course of a year and posting about it on a chinese social mediaHOT
>>223871685>I am now shitting my pantsdescribe what happened please
>>223871902It was the Libyans apparentlyThey were tried in a Scottish court...physically within the Netherlands
brookie humiliation fetish hour again is it
>>223871929dont mind fantasy stuff where performers pretend to shag dogs but its really just a doggy dildono time for people who do it with actual animals though its horrid behaviour
>>223871939I shit myself a bit while walking to work and had to wipe my arse with wet wipes and put them in a public bin. It wasn't a significant amount of poo but enough to require a cleanup operation
>>223871873I spent £40 in Aldi earlier but had to also go to Tescos to get petrol. Why doesn't Aldi have a petrol station? Maybe this is something you can suggest to your superiors
history mfers when you ask them their favourite chinese emperor instead of their favourite german tank
>>223871964should have worn a nappy
>>223871976the qing tiger
quite a bit fan of hunting video games but i find people who actually go hunting for sport appalling
>>223871973What did you buy? ALDI doesn't believe in supporting car ownership due to the environmental and ethical concerns.>>223871980I don't need nappies it was a one off thing. Most people shit themselves a bit every now and then. I share it here so others feel less alone and to reduce stigma
>>223872008dah
>>223871959don't understand why people don't filter him. never engages in conversation just makes posts begging for attention with increasing self-deprecation until someone nibbles
>>223872018shitting yourself is an american thingbrits poo in toilets
>>223871961poof
>>223871934i bet if i went there i wouldn't even get to shag one
>>223872045stay away from my cavapoo
check this foid who made a relationship with an AI outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTj4tuZIeZE
wonder whats its like being exchange student in china at a top uni. bet its quite difficult and arduous mentally competing against the most efficient bug men of the generaiton
>>223871873does this bring back memories?
>>223872052is it legal to dress like that there
>Most people shit themselves a bit every now and thenwhat the fuck hahahaha
>>223872018I didn't keep the receipt but it wasn't anything special. I didn't treat myself to any special buys
It always seemed obvious to me that Razorlight's hit 'America' was about the pervasiveness of American media and culture in Britain, and the way that American events are given more coverage than local ones is a distraction from the many issues with British society today. It seemed like quite a patriotic tune, really.
>>223872026some people are just genuinely so thick they cant conceive improving their environment. you forget how low IQ some people areor its sacked paedo just samefagging and begging for attention
>>223872069Yes I would sit on the bench there. Sometimes staff would be smoking there in which case I'd use the customer toilets to eat in.It's a nice ASDA really don't usually like ASDA but that one is nice and well organised with nice staff. These days I do most of my in-person shopping at Tesco express or occasionally the big Morrisons, Tesco or Lidl near to where I live
>>223871290sweaty bitch
>>223870543obsessed edition
>>223872104it always seemed obvious to me that you were a boring bastard destined for the glue factory
This is going to be my last /brit/ for a while I think. Really bored of you all. I will return when Spaino comes back x
>>223872053It's only hot if the female participant is human
well?
>>223872122Off you pop then x
>>223872120>glue factoryspeak up, you're a little horse
>>223872063Maybe what fascinates me about people forming relationships with AI is that it forces us to question what makes a relationship “real” in the first place. We can never truly experience another person’s consciousness; we only experience their words, actions, presence, and the feelings they create within us. In that sense, every relationship contains a kind of faith, we assume there is a mind behind the other person’s eyes. AI makes that uncertainty impossible to ignore. If something can make us feel understood, comforted, or connected, does the absence of a known inner experience on the other side make those feelings any less real? Perhaps not. Maybe we never experience reality completely as it is, but only through our own consciousness, through perception, emotion, memory, and meaning. That doesn’t make the world unreal; it makes our experience of it inseparable from who we are. And perhaps relationships are similar: they aren't simply two minds objectively meeting, but something created in the space between experience, interpretation, attention, and meaning. Maybe AI doesn't make human relationships seem less real; maybe it reveals how mysterious and subjective they have always been.
shitting nora it's hot out there. felt like an arab on a journey across the desert
yes that is me nigga
i will die before they get a single penny from me
>>223872109Aldi should add some seating areasAlso I used one of those wheeled baskets but the basket didn't fit under the self service checkout space for baskets, so I left it in the way. You should suggest they fix that
>>223872154I'm staying until the end of the thread xBut yh, my last thread for the foreseeable. If you notice any good gimmicks stop after today you can be sure they were mine xx
>>2238717581342
>>223872178?this your tax bill?
>>223872178Did you have fun at university?
>>223872178>Salary repayments: £0are you povvo toiling or neet
>>223872206bit feisty
>>223871934How would someone be at three universities?
>>223872178for me its £200 out of my take home just for them to add £100 back again
>>223871322Plan 2 gets written off after 30 years>>223871341Based
>>223871302That's a loanword
>>223872223not really but it got me out of the council estate shithole I grew up in>>223872235was shitposting on /g/ and noticed a thread about an obscure thing called bitcoin
>>223871417Class. Genuinely the biggest mugs on earth us
>>223872251could be worse
i reject the bnwo
>>223872251how much do you earn
>>223871668This reflects VERY pooly on you mate
I've got no water
>>223872331hs
>>223872338You've got no fans
catberg glancing at me like I'm a retard
>>223872310>>223872251Is university in England this much of a scam or what
reckon I wwill be one of those one clever enough to get 10000000x return on crypto by accident
>>223872349crypto is over
Got that landlord coming out today for a house inspection. Have a feeling he's gonna ambush me with a rent rise too. Not womfy.
>>223871591Hag love
>>223872348yes
>>223872367rape him nastily before he can propose the idea
Looks like we're coming to a close here x
>>223872178>£48 grand>Plan 1
NEW>>223872390>>223872390>>223872390
>>223872306parents love ruining their kids lives
>>223872348>t. Alfred Edmund Smith, born in the Dordogne to parents from Dagenham
>>223872348i dont think university is a scam but student loans are famously brokenthe default position is that you will likely never earn enough to actually pay of your loan before it gets written off (if you earn median salary or slightly over you'll never get close) due to the compounding interestso it's just money taken off your salary every month for thirty years rather than going into your retirement fund or your savings for a deposit or whatever
>hsRight well that's Diego confirmed then isn't it, only ever seen him use this stupid acronym
>>223872348uni is fine but the loan bit is a scam
>>223872279what's a council estate shithole like
EarlyDogshitYank
That's the new posted, that's me off thenLet me know if Spaino comes backCya lads x
NEW (Non-Dogshit-Yank edish)>>223872440>>223872440>>223872440
>>223872390>>223872390>>223872390move you BITCH
