nickelback edition
first for poo and wank
second for wank poo
the toil freaks do be going to toil because they contractually obligated to loool
third for brian cox sex arse
>>223893073ktim, toiling on the weekend too
started work but not hardcore work just btis of work hahajust gota psych myself up for the hardcore work
>>223893073ktim
Alex O'Connor really needs to get rid of that wispy little moustache
lots of helicopters over London today
>>223893128I'm a Chuddhist
>>223893128why would stating your religion be a requirement
This nigga has a wife and y'all don't LOLhttps://people.com/who-is-lizzie-henderson-chris-watts-12058662
Hi I'm a gay, fat, stupid, retard
so fat, might go live with the hippos
>>223893168mcafee
tarantulas can live for up to 30 years and survive without food for up to two years. absolutely mental that.
>>223893168norton
>>223893162to filter otu all the christianscant even sway ur chrsitaina nyomreo without being fired cos fo WOKE
>>223893179yeh we know
https://youtube.com/shorts/CEEHjtVJHYs?si=h69evJooQemjiL77scr what a fucking nutcase
>>223893128relatable tbqh
>>223893220ok schizo
did a 30 minute pre-interview test for a job last nightbeen mugged off
>>223893254firm handshake and eye contact is all you need
>>223893254What is a "pre-interview"
>>223893162I also had to do my race, state whether I was neurodivergent. I also picked prefer not to say for that. There was interestingly a sex box and i picked male and below it there was one where you could say if you had a sex change and I chose women so basically I'm admitting to truly being a man. Also sexual orientation wasn't even mandatory it was required and I chose lesbian x
>>223893127Needs to get rid of that incellic little head
>>223893254some of the things these cunts ask for is absurd
>>223893273post application but pre interview
need a cock in my bum
>>223893280>wasn't even mandatory it was requiredmessed that sentence up meant to say optional instead of mandatory
>>223893254i did this but it was to get into oxford so kinda fair enough ngl
have been mad blue balls crazy horny last few days but haven't been able to wank cus of the heatmight go stand around in town later looking at hot sweaty zoomers then finally come home and get the spunk ejaculated
how can you lose if you follow god? just impossible isn’t it
>>223893335Mental you even thought you deserved to be there you illiterate twat lol
>>223893347lmaoi am by far the most literate person in brit not even close
>>223893338before you do, watch this video and listen uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9e2Y3p1soM
> Fill in a bespoke online recruitment form>15 minute brief (remote)> 30 minute pre-interview (remote)>1 hour competency exam> 30 minute personality test>1 hour panel interview (remote)> 90 minute in-depth competency interview (in-person)We are pleased to offer you a position with a salary of £40,000
>i am by far the most literate person in brit
>>223893364did that for 9 months, had great energy and insane boners in the morning
>>223893363that’s pretty arrogant diego, not very christ-like of you
>>223893363Don't like to brag but I am a published author so I reckon I've got you beat.
bending my willy to stick it up my own bum and spunk in my rectum, hanging myself upside down like a ripened fruit from a tree so it trickles down into my tummy, and then making myself throw it up to cum from my mouth
nigga googled "literatest real word" then had to rewrite his post
*reads sparknotes summary of brothers karamazo*i am the most literate by farm!
>>223893347I didn't have to do a pre-interviewI did do 3 separate interviews when I got to Magdalen though
>>223893407amazon self published dont mean shit my brother but even if you were legitmately published that doesn't mean you're more literate than me lol. coleen hoover islegimately published so is dan brown etc etc.>>223893423can tell u an og cos it's sparknotes not chatgpt like the zoomers>>223893398idk if stating basic fact is arrogance
>>223893423>brothers karamazoscrwhat the book would be called if dosto was australian
>yhe binble
>>223893434Which denomination do you belong to Diego?
>>223893434not facts, though, is it? now you’re being prideful too, not a shred of humility
*listens to blinkist summary of 1984*george orwell speakas of this i am most literate sir in /brit/
excited for my post toil anime wank
My life gay porn....IS NICE!
>>223893449I am a christian free thinker
>>223893476I've gone back to having my work wanks in the office disabled loo
>>223893448shit roar scream bradley walsh shriek
>>223893485you're a wee stinker more like
>>223893488based used to do that in sixth form
>>223893488i do this too. impossible not too with all the milfs wearing mini skirts in the office
>>223893488bigger balls than me i cant even use the office toilets to go to the toilet its got to be a wank from home for me
>>223893168women like that are absolutely disgusting and convicts like him should be forceably sterilized
ever wanked while having a poo?the smell used to kill my erection but i can zone it out now
>>223893449no denomination currently, but I do lean toward roman catholicism despite my preoccupation with yhe binble
>>223893519I'm not much for multitasking
>>223893488you know they've got cameras in there right
What do goths wear in summer?
>>223893519dangerous game that matehttps://youtu.be/gzxQgRbTesA
>>223893545
>>223893449non denomination not cos it's right btu cos i'm non baptised>>223893453never said i'm not a sinner my gif i said i'm 6'6 is that prideful or just a fact my son
*dies*
this general is the digital epicentre of pooing and wanking discussion
>never said i'm not a sinner my g
>>223893554>if i said i'm 6'6 is that prideful or just a fact my sonknock a foot off that for a start
>>223893539well I hope they enjoy the show
i like my poo scrambled
university of miami students really dress like this on their way to a lecture
one day I shall be head of HR and not a single person from the subcontinent will be hired on my watch
>>223893601ok
sup mouldie
LATINA BOOTY!!
>>223893611HR don't hire people you NEETmong
>>223893632we conduct the background checks though ;)
>>223893632I hired ur mum last night
>>223893623hehe
>>223893623his left foot looks like a willy
new head of HR has been appointed "following a formal process" (which did NOT involve posting the job listing either internally or externally)very same bitch said only 2 months ago that progression boards and direct promotions were "not in our company culture"
would just like to say that woke has gone mad and everything was better before 2016
the one with the big red horn, the pompadour, elvis
>>223893675this but 2012
>>223893674>advertised on the internal jobs board for 3 daysprocess followed, sweetie
catberg is sleeping next to the bed instead of on it
Been seeing this girl for about 2 months and it already feels like we've been married for 5 yearsGetting huffy over minor things, complaining, reluctant sexNeed to break this off pronto
>>223893719ive literally never seen a girli want to see a girl
>>223893719she fit though?
the reason why a lot of people are broke is because they spend all their money. if they were frugal and put it in the bank then they would make money, like me
>>223893719once youve seen her anus thats enough move on to the next
>>223893741Not fit enough to have this attitude
>>223893719ESHUTA?
>>223893748I get that, Your Worship, but what I said was 'is the village fete still on next weekend?'
>>223893675this but 2008
Last week of summer
>the reason why a lot of people are broke is because they spend all their money. if they were frugal and put it in the bank then they would make money, like me
>>223893781based, fuck the sun
>>223893719Sir Inadequate Lover
rorke: i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
niggaflintstones niggaraping everybody up their arse
the godfather
>>223893791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21i1Ofn3MCE
>>223893783>me and you (I'm bottles)
top dog: mebottom dog: /brit/
might get some sausages this weekend from the sausage shop
>>223893826My local butcher is great but the sausages are fucking diabolical. Cunt needs to sort it PRONTO.
Does Creed Aventus really smell that good?
>>223893623kill him
>>223893880looks like a giraffe in blackface
what did they mean by this?
Icky, sticky, stinky poo poo
>>223893880extraterrestrial vibes
>>223893781thank goodness
>>223893892you should resist your urge to coddle them as they're irritating as fuck
>>223893892he was a woke
hello
>>223893922GRAWREERAWRR
>>223893823they;'re fighting ober me
having a relax with my foot spa and watching Downton
>>223893932good post
having a relax with my hand in my cock watching jav
they've delayed the expected rain day to the 19th now. Big weather has been doing this for 2 months now, why string us along like this
>>223893823these are the kind of girls you don't want to get involved with
>>223893839Tell himYou won't because you're a coward
>WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T STOP SMOKING I HAVE AN ADDICTION YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CAN'T JUST STOP I'M ADDICTED IT'S NOT MY FAULT WAHHH WAHHHHHHHH
having arm lengthening surgery to achieve my goal of becoming a monkey
Lynx Eau de Africa
>>223893995this but vaping
James O'Brien is blaming racists for Binface losing
>>223893995this but wanking
its a heckin bin....
a proud moment for ENGLAND that the sc*Tch can only dream of
>>223894006vaping is piss easy to quit, you just drop down the liquid strength until you're on 5mg then you're off it
these fucking mongs who keep trying to haggle over the price of scratchcards and lottery tickets "oh is that how much it costs" yes that's the price you stupid fucking mouthbreathing old cunt this isn't an arabian bazaar just pay for your tat and leave
>>223893995this but raping my own arse
>>223894033Tell them, not us. You didn't and never will because you're a coward.
Kayleigh Davis is peng for a pornstar, even if she does have a fivehead. Gervinho-looking bitch is lucky she has a lovely bum
>>223894033Thats not what people say when they haggle, are you autistic? Do you know what haggling is? They're just exclaiming their shock at the price because they're old and people forget or dont know about inflation for some reason
>>223894031ok mr. ex-vapist
had my haircut with my brother and he was proper pleased so he decided to say 'will you marry me' to the barber and when the barber pulled a face he went 'like the meme haha'utter cringe case lol, I said I don't know him and that got a laugh from everyone
>>223894043>>223894054calm down
>>223893747it's true thoughif you have to work for one day with povvos and see the fortunes they piss away on booze fags and scratchcards youd lose any sympathy for them
>>223893674>company cultureThese people live an extremely dull life
Sometimes I come across couples like this online and I think how did he get a reasonably cute gf and I can't And then I remember that he's probably a pleasant person to be around whereas I'm a spiteful rancid chud and it all makes sense
for me its the singular sperg on here that replies "tell them/your friends/family not us". Its been an admirable, concerted effort for the past year or so. But its not very funny, and therefore falls into the category of trying too hard to fit in/secret club behaviour.
>>223894043done him
off to the arabian bazaar to haggle down the price of lamps and hookahs
>>223894060s
>>223894074just grow a spine and he'll stop saying it to you
>>223894073paul heaton on a normal one
one woman killed herself over a disciplinary process and now the entire government has to reform. bizarre.
>>223894074it's arsewoghe's the one with the "smelly bedroom" fetish
>>223894073used to think i was incel because of my looks but i realised i actually look completely normal and the problem is i avoid talking to people unlesss i'm forced to :/so yeah
was having a wank late last night but couldn't finish it as i was too tired
>>223894087not quite yet
>>223894053>Kayleigh Davis is peng for a pornstar, even if she does have a fivehead. Gervinho-looking bitchDoesn't sound peng then
are you all making up charactersis "arsewog" a real person
The taxman is coming to town
Anime if it real
>>223894107I used to think I just wasn't charismatic enough but now I realise I'm just a genuinely unpleasant person to be around
>it poster from other boardthis is real mental illness
sex
>>223893719mad2 months in missus and me were shagging like wild rabbits
>>223894131Probably not. Is to him though because 4chan is his entire life.
holy shit, the dredd x morgpie collab is actually real, he fucking destroyed her
arsewog reeling
>>223893719ktim
DO YOU COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDERWOMEN GET RAPED AND NIGGERS CHUNDER
>>223894145grow up
Where's mousey
corrrfinkin tonali gets us top 4 by himselfs
>>223894117I meant the body is peng. a butterface, if you will
phillipinos are quite based arent they. might be the best immigrant group we have
>>223894073looks like 9 year old. maybe she's a nonce
hate old people
>>223894141the most mid middle aged woman on the planet. absolutely zero sex appeal.
brody just pooped his pants during the playoffs with the golphers
>>223894156Enjoy your 3 stretch
>>223894181Ee 'appen she's a northerner though so she's reet as rain
did the breath smell test and it literally smells like shitprobably a bad sign i imagine
>he thinks I'll actually be gone for 3 dayslmao
turns out the schizo was right. being an incel is a choice. you spend all your time worrying about being ugly you end up an evil demented misogynist with zero interests outside of your chud ideology. self-fulfilling prophesy type shit.
Tried to explain rorke to my mum but she couldn't understand that people bully someone who doesn't exist.
fucking hate poortherners. And I'm not even really talking about the real north like Newcastle or Carlisle because they seem perfectly normal, I'm talking about the vermin, the disease, the disgusting biomass that fills the M62 corridor
>>223894073In the Sanbrooke Adventures You Tube video (Day 6 of the Norweigan cruise) you can see George at the 1.00hr mark of vlog reaching to get at a bag on the sofa. He cannot reach it yet makes no attempt to pull himself up to be able to. Doesn't even try. Literally sits on the floor with his arms up reaching. So I do not believe a word of him crusing around on his feet. The poor kid will have no muscle power in his legs as he never uses them.Also noticed that Shaun is so unnatural around George. It's like when you go out to see people who haven't had kids and have no interest in ever having them and they have no idea how to interact with a baby/toddler.
>>223894193
>>223894210TACTICAL TRVKE
>>223894137ktim
>>223894164>>>/vg/577323516
>>223894210incel is only a choice because men don't want to approach coal burning white whores
>>223894215the greatest trick rorke ever pulled was convinving the whole world he didn't exist
he's legitimately still seething about being told to protest enic lmfaooooooo
>>223894216whyhave you actually fallen for memes and think theres an appreciable difference to poor southerners
>>223894216Said this previously and I live in the rural East Riding. The Afro-Hibernian untermensch of Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds who have invented a NORF™ identity around being oppressed, drinking powder gravy and pretending to own whippets.
>>223894151she looks quite pretty here but i'm not sure how old she is
yeah ggs no re you dropped a tactical truke of blackpills on those normgroids, clownworld inhabitants fell for it again award and they're not gonna make it its so over chuds
>>223894241hs?
reminder that it's all southerners who ruined the country
>>223894248How can anyone really get excited about a series which will never be completed
calm down arsewog you won't get humiliated by psg again don't worry
>>223894271Name one thing northerners have done in the past 40 years.
>>223894290your mum
>>223894181>the most mid middle aged woman on the planet.that's the appeal, she could be your cousin or sister
Where's Emmett? :/
need a squeaky fromme gf
>>223894292Here's a good one of Amer talking to his dad https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786700036391284.webm
my life a pay gorn
>>223894297my mums dead....
>>223894304he passed
>>223894297sent that southern poof to mars
Don't like northerners because it's an anti intellectual sour grapes placeHat me at your leisure
Sir Sandro TonaliSir Roberto De Zerbi
>>223894303never understood those big shoulder pads that were popular in the 80s and middle aged women still weartrannies out there trying to make their shoulders as small as possible (biggest give away of male body) and women doing the opposite
income tax abolishedfree pepsi max on the nhsa ukrainian warbride for every englishmanthe crime of murder no longer recognised where the victim is fr*nchthe harrying of scotland to begin in earnestfree dr pepper on the nhsvote for me
someone hat this clown
>>223894331a heckin...bin
>>223894312fuck sake his voice is exactly like mine
good morning i hate women
>>223894312jesus christ the way he talks to him
too early for a beer
just saw count binface lie down on the floor for no reason oh my days
>>223894312why is he so rude to him
>>223894312weird how brown parents speak in their language and their kid responds in english and they understand each other
The real 'pill is that England declines as you go from East to West, rather than South to North
>>223894221Tattle?
>>223894312he has the same horrible tranny voice as sacked tranny
>>223894362get on the alcohol free guinness
>>223894376proud 99.6er me
>>223894376
>>223894362not
>>223894376yeh now find a modern map of regional IQ after 30 years of third world immigration
https://voca.ro/1gRCMO3ncldC
>>223894386that's the runtish nasally voice that most shut in losers have
>>223894377yeah
>>223894405any jute man in?
>>223894405fucking jutes
>>223894376>>223894405*spastic celtic noises*
>yeh now find a modern map of regional IQ after 30 years of third world immigration
>>223894425there was that one lad who made a vocaroo a few weeks back in response to an aussie and his deep voice made my willy twitch lol
>>223894446>his dna is now in a corporate database that will be sold onhere's a dna result for you, goycattle 100%
>>223894430Kek why on earth are people gossiping about some random, fairly small travel YouTube familyMakes the people who post here seem interesting
why aren't we doing this?
https://vocaroo.com/1ft8GiNRL55t
>>223894462done that goy
>>223894446basedfuck continentals
>>223894462Yeah I used to say this too. Then I realised, who gives a fuck. Grow up, get a clue.
no one wants my jeans
sex with afro-swedes
>>223894484next?
https://voca.ro/1fUiEhA56SJw
>>223894462what are they gonna do with it
mental how rorke hates muslims but agrees with them on everything that matters while leftypol loves muslims but disagrees with them on everythingabsolutely bonkers that
>>223894499they're gonna make little freaks with it
>>223894496shrieked
Pool party!
just stop toil
>>223894504i hate them and disagree with everything
>>223894499of itself, its only one piece of corpos having your entire being on filelike the who russia shit, maybe the uk goes bombing iraq again, and corporations restrict services to you based on "biometric data" that was held
>>223894531i would if i could, bitch!
>>223894532alri centrist
>>223894535ah okay so schizo bollocks, got ya
>>223894493more like khaddi slagnia
convinced catberg to get into his bed
women, thoughts on these wretched creatures?
>>223894504Yes, because conservative and masculine men think basically the same way everywhere. Being genetically normal they know that they're in competition with other men and so criticise/demean/attack them, physically if it comes to it.Leftypol has a warped brain that doesn't recognise danger, so they think they can use sweet words to stop normal men from walking all over them
>bollocks>cunt>wankerAll words used by middle class women and indian spambots trying to fit in here
>>223894555the prism programme was schizo bollocks at one time
end this heat reet nooooow
I'm genuinely a liberal who enjoys the liberal first world and think that we shouldn't import the third world and their patriarchal culture.I'm anti mass immigration first and foremost because I'm a feminist and LGBT allyliterally 100% serious about this btw
>>223894578>t. little lord wankington
comical how closeted you lot are lool
>>223894567evil
>>223894567nice to look at but that's about it
>>223894578that's bollocks you wankpuffin cockwomble
>>223894586voting must be a nightmare for you
>>223894586ktim
>>223894594I'd let a twink suck me off, maybe bum one. Not into gays though really.
oi sick your bollocks in my cunt you wanker
>>223894567luv them
>>223894586foul leftypops
ahem
>>223894586ktim and im politically homeless
women are lovelykiss* womencaress* womenlove womencare for womenworship women*with their consent
>>223894586Quite similar
i don't align with any left or right wing party or ideasi judge each issue and policy individually and in a matter that is consistent with all my other viewsyou have never met anyone like me
>>223894582sorry it's here to stay
>>223894586Then your beliefs are contradictory
>>223894639>>you have never met anyone like meno, no, i've met a few gay lads
NEW>>223894650>>223894650>>223894650
my number two export? poo
>>223894644nope, they're actually extremely consistent
