Dover Castle edition
Leftypol asking for a quad cup holder from McDonald's while only ordering one drink (and a water) to cut the cups he saved getting lots of holders to make plant potsRorke requesting no plastic forks and using his own metal ones, once, then throwing them away." Imagine washing cutlery"Throw the in the bin. It's metalSorry. NOT
I love Australians so much it's unreal.
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Looks great. Never been because im pretty sure Dover is a shithole
leftypol finally doing a 100 hit combo with king in tekkenrorke patting him on the back
>>223898023it definitely was, and rorke started out as more of a pub-going daily mail reading boomer before evolving in to the tradcath zoomer /pol/ typeCould write a book on the history of this gimmique tbf
>>223898057I think they're merely okay
>>223898057we're not gonna shag you mate
Destination Corrlabria
>>223898053the so called "zinger" he waited for the new to post
haven't seen a plastic fork in ages
>>223898063Great castle, known as 'the Key to England', it even has a Roman lighthouse. What's not to like? Get yourself there and have fun you miserable cunt
Used to live near there. Dover itself is a shithole but the castle and fort (free) are pretty cool. Kent gotta be one of the top 10 counties in England right?Although I used to live in a seaside town in a beach facing house. I wonder how many boats arrive there now...
leftypol doing a big gay thing like a gayrorke doing something fucking cool and epic (im rorke)
>>223898075on a dating site setting my location to canberra so i can see what i could pull when i inevitable move there
>>223898038what about finbar
most of my rorkeposts are embarrassing anecdotes from my own life
Got a plastic straw yesterday from a shopGenuinely almost cried tears of joy
methinks a second bockle is on the cards
>>223898078right well he's done
>>223898102why canberra and not an actual good city? thats like going to maccas and ordering a filet o fish
>>223898094I live in the north east and Bamburgh and plenty of other castles round here. Love a good castle but not going to Dover
off putting drinking from this
>>223898107>Sullivan (originally Ó Súilleabháin) is an Irish surname meaning 'dark-eyed' or 'hawk-eyed'. It is the third-most common surname in Ireland, with deep historical roots in counties Cork and Kerry
just seen rorke crying
>>223898110i think thats the same for most of us
https://youtube.com/shorts/jnLZu6nJOgs?si=-AY07CR8XDzdWk56a wotanic roar
>>223898130I eat that
she boiled her brain
why couldnt the bin win lads?
Leftypol shags women.Rorke murders them.Makes you think.
>>223898130what;s a good city (apart from poowong)
>>223898163serial killer
the yank dropped his proxy lolewatch him get back on now i mentioend it
leftypol be like:>"what's wrong with shagging kids? love is love!"
>>223898179here's why its a good thing
so um, just messaged a woman ive been talking to for a while about an event next weekher reply?'You should go!'right, that's that then:(
>>223898161hate this cunt
>>223898130Visit Canberra's oldest building
>>223898194rorke bringing up kids being shagged unprompted for some reason (again)
>>223898176centrists do both at once because they're enlightened
leftypols uhuruan squeal getting drowned out by rorkes wotanic roar
>>223898207stop wasting your time you muppet. if she's not interested right away she never will be
>>223898179leftypol overjoyed the country is becoming more religious, traditional, and socially conservative
>>223898179what's the problem with being a minority rorke? it's almost as if... minorities are treated badly? maybe... just maybe... that's the real problem?
>>223898213*brings alcohol and drugs to Australia forever destroying aboriginal families"teehee
>>223898176Leftypol murdered anne widecombe
>>223898183melbourne = sydney > brisbane > the rest
>>223898223>leftypol overjoyed the country is becoming more religious, traditional, and socially conservativeand rorke is mad about it, hilariously
>>223898231
>>223898207what else did you expect her to say? tell her she should come with you
>>223898057whitest man itt
>>223898224one for the neets of the chat... good opportunity this won't last long
>>223898250Just a coincidence Rorke
>>223898222right so my post was exactly about me realising she isn't interested so fuck off
>>223898224I earn three times as much posting about my bowel movements on 4chan
>>223898222what about david mitchell and victoria coren? she wasnt interested at first
Dick and Dom's game where they would say "bogies" louder and louder was obviously a child-friendly version of saying "penis" louder and louder
one of the most boring /brit/s in historywill be back in an hour. hopefully the rorke/leftypol posts will have stopped then
>>223898224why bother being a manager and dealing with all that for only a dollar more an hour
>>223898184why do they all have lip piercings
>>223898272she's daydreaming about your bwc rn anon
>>223898250uh oh! leftypol not gonna like this kek
>>223898272>woman ive been talking to for a whilespastic
sometimes ill just head over to britpol for a good chuckle and its literally always schizos banging on about jews, immigration and nazisoh my days that lot are so far gone its sad
>>223898213
>>223898231if you're black and you put your kid in a white school you're doing alright by them if you're white and your kid is a minority in school, especially a black school, you don't love your kid, simple as
>>223898304heh yeah imagine that...nothing like it is here on /brit/
In the past 50 hours, I've wanked for about 24 of them. Actually mad how much abuse my willard can take.
Right, just messaged her asking her directly if she wants to come with me.
>>223898308silly cat
>>223898205Leftypol claiming this doesnt tell the whole story as he mumbles something about institutional racism then promptly puts his fingers in his ears and runs away
>>223898329SENT THAT NIGGER FREAK FLYING
>>223898224wow an extra 1.63 for 10x the workload14.75 for a deputy manager role lmao
>>223898207Yeah well you should have been more direct. "Are you free next week? I'm going to this event. You should come."
rorke posts are usually just "rorke slipping on a banana peel and being hit in the head with an anvil" leftypol posts are always just this shit >>223898336
>>223898363stop trying to help that spastic freak
https://x.com/Peachuu244/status/2082483916569710884/photo/1
>>223898250what if you break that down by sex?
>>223898357lol those types do fuck all, they just walk around bossing the grunts about
>>223898373usually someone being passive aggressive because they got upset by a tweet or a post in another thread
You really are nasty bitter little incels aren't you?
heh, imagine being concerned about problems in this country. couldnt be me
>>223898336>promptly puts his fingers in his ears and runs awaysounds like any "deputy manager" ever
let it go you demented abo freak. you're embarrassing us
>>223898357deputy tranny sacker
loathe civil servantsyou add nothing to the world
>>223898294The need to rebel in a society they dont feel they fit in or reject to feel unique but lack the intellect to fully rebel or have an actual idea so they simply conform to whatever rebellous stereotype is in vogue. Ignorant of their own ignorance
>>223898041
>>223898413tell them, not us
>>223898373yeh one is real the other isnt. not hard to understand
Not eating anything for the rest of the day so I can get drunker with less booze later
>>223898403yh x
>>223898416Yeah or maybe they think they look good you mindraped freak
>>223898424you will never ever win the cl arsewog
>>223898431why not just drink stronger booze
>>223898422Is she drinking yam juice?
>>223898444grapefruit
>>223898416have sex freak
>>223898444clearly a passionfruit cocktail of sorts probably from m&s
>>223898403do drive by's on black girl scouts selling cookies
which i could stop eating entirely but then i couldnt workout
SHE SAID YES!!!!!AAAAAAAAFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING INCELSYESSSSSSKNEW SHE LIKED MEFUCK YOU FUCK YOUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAOH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Ba bay ba bowba bay ba bowPut 'em highPush it high
>>223898438Of course youre above societal trends and fashions what a unique clear thinker you are x
>>223898205why are blacks such parasites in literally any country they go more than any other race
>>223898442shut up
>>223898475cute post
rorke donning the primark straw trilby he got in 2013 for a night on the prowl
>>223898041Honestly is the future even worth living for? What future do we have? Besides judge dread or brave new world
>>223898475wow crazy how you almost blew that for no reason
the incel gets one whiff of minge and suddenly thinks he's a chad. many such cases
gums got swollen for some reason ffs how am I supposed to eat then
>>223898478everyone knows the reason but we're not allowed to say it
whenever I want to go on a date with a girl I just tell her I'll see at whatever time at whatever place and that works 90% of the time.
>>223898497calling someone else an incel all projectionlike doesnt erase your unfuckable chud aura btw we can still tell
>>223898455ROFL
been learning the harp. proper instrument, the world doesn't need ANOTHER guitarist does it
>>223898486jokes on you a local karaoke bar stole it and hung it up on the wall behind the bar 8 years ago
>>223898472>rentburgerpfft
>>223898357
sorry for calling you incels but my heart is fucking poundingcannot believe this is realneed to have a sit outside or somethinglater lads
>>223898500have you tried brushing them ivan
Babies who were conceived without the mother orgasming aren't ensouled btw
>>223898455bittersweet as my dad would do stuff like thismiss him so much
eating poo
>>223898546they'll be ensouled when i stomp my boot on their colonizer faces
>>223898524go get 'er mate x
>>223898560>colonizer????
>>223898524women love overly excited incels mate
>>223898517Lyre
>>223898524fucking hell mate calm down what are you going to do if she smiles at you, spontaneously combust?
looking at anime lesbians
>>223898521Pretty you get like no holiday at all from what i remember
nibbas copyrighted "Renting shouldn't be hard"
never seen someone get that excited over a crumb of female attention before
He probably has never ever ever been on a date before tbf
>>223898610That's a copyright violation
>>223898610My willy should
>>223898576Hehe gp
>>223898617the incel gets a crumb of attentiongets way too excited. starts imagining their life together before theyve even methe's a weird nervous gimp during the date she rejects himthe incel is crusheddoesnt learn from the experiencemany such cases
>>223898610>burger communitiesdo americans really?
off to the dolecentre minus lads
>>223898610the hard R
>women love overly excited incels mate>never seen someone get that excited over a crumb of female attention before>He probably has never ever ever been on a date before tbf
>>223898610im more confused by the choice of image whats actually going on thereis that a tv on the outside wall ?why are there bulbs hanging from a washing line outside?what the hell dudethis has to be ai
copyrighting 'Rorke'every post mentioning him owes me royalties
dates are basically job interviews but for sex
>>223898644remember when i asked a girl out and she said yes. was so excited i couldn't sleep. she ghosted me
>>223898661this doesnt work as im not in the bucket with him x
>>223898664fuck off rarke
>>223898661last one was me i wasn't being mean i was sticking up for him
any yanks in? what’s miami like? it looks coolis bwc in demand?
want to take up gambling but I'm afraid I'm not any good at it
>>223898684>im sadistically punching down so its ok x
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jlyqdj6geo>The government has issued a temporary ban on the sale of disposable barbeques as they pose a "significant risk to the public" during the current drought and heatwave conditions, according to advice published online.Mad how they can just introduce laws like this whenever they want
he got back onto his british vpn againsad sad yankee doodle wankstain
>>223898677fungus
>>223898724yeh this is more accurate. incels are horrible wretches that deserve to be abused and bullied. has that cleared things up for you?
I am generally a worthless human being but I wish you guys all had a good day and if your sleeping a good night. You all deserve more than I should
>>223898727should be a permanent ban
>>223898712just a numbers game init
>>223898756>>223898756needs a good seeing to i reckon
>>223898673women are basically all whoresfrom the first date youre paying them
>yeh this is more accurate. incels are horrible wretches that deserve to be abused and bullied.>has that cleared things up for you?
>>223898773dont be so vulgar
>has that cleared things up for you?
>>223898759looks like a brazilian tranny
>>223898746watch your tone boy. we've got an army of Elliot Rodgers ready to go scorched earth on you normgroids
>>223898784why'd you cut off the flags?
Papa smurf can eat your ass
>>223898784>>223898798sorry but you wont be able to stop me harassing and demeaning you incel freaks here.
>>223898727mad how people are that stupid you have to have laws like this to stop people causing harm to themselves and othersgovernment is basically like a adult day care, mothering autistic children that are nothing but a disappointment to you
rorke on a mad one(rorke used under license from leftypol holdings ltd, a unilever company)
yeah okay, my cousin has big plump juicy breasts, but why shouldn't I be allowed to suck on them?
Lots of vile incels today. Is the thought of someone having a good day riling them up that much?
>>223898727Makes you think
rorke's leitmotif playing when he enters the thread
>>223898825I didn't
>>223898822>army of Elliot Rodgersthey cant march, they cant shoot, they refuse to cooperate or take risks, but i'll be damned if they're not formidable
what is the point of a disposable bbq when you can buy an equally shitty portable one for dirt cheap?
eating the mushroom that makes you see tiny elves
>>223898851*collapses your brain case with a ball peen 'amma at mach 10 send your nigger brain flying off into the stratosphere*
>>223898759An ugly man can become an ugly woman!
>>223898850Good point honestly Wouldn't be any harm in it
>>223898858>le reddit crop
>>223898759beautiful
>sorry but you wont be able to stop me harassing and demeaning you incel freaks here.
>>223898887on god bro she's got some succulent mammaries
>>223898897Um
>>223898828yeah eat my ass bitch
wonder if theres any fit escorts in leeds this evening thenive money to burn and a face only a mother could live
mr bean. funny
>>223898911Go get 'em tiger
>>223898517right well that was a waste of a post. thought you lot might appreciate my attempts at music and offer support
miss touching a crt screen and feeling the static touch you back. like it was a living creature. all gone now. due to woke of course
>>223898663
>>223898926go clart a vivastreet ting and video it for the lads
>>223898057All my interactions with austrialians have been cordial and friendlyA very jovial and postive people
leave the gun, take the cannoli
>>223898897>hairDisgusting
>>223898951have you tried going outside and talking to other human beings
>>223898961>pov you're going to heaven after being shot in your own communal garden
Well then rorke the test results have come in, looks like you're 100% bhenchod!>*jeers and heckles from the audience*
finbar eating magic mushrooms and dancing in the meadow with dark elves that poke him and drain the accumulation of evil fluids from him
>>223898964*bites your nose clean off*
>>223898976gay or pedo
>>223898951i miss them a lot
>>223899001spoiler this hawg
>>223898987kek>>223898966>leave the gungenuinely fascinating this was the right choice back then
>>223898961Genuinely my idea of hell
just done 9 press ups in the pub cark park. any meat eating cunts want a go because I fucking hate you and genuienly wish ill on you. maybe after experiencing a quick one 2 you will feel 1 tenths of the pain animals feel every second and you will then see the rerror in your ways
>>223899011im a level 99999999999999999999999999 goyslave and this is my meme
>>223899011i dress like this and have perfect nights in 2026 like this
>>223898963only had nad experiences with vivastreetfull of romanians, scams and bait and switchesstrictly white british well reviewed girls for me lad
>>223899011
>>223899027rorke will fall for this bait
>>223899011Very american post
Girl I'm seeing who makes me feel like I've been in a loveless marriage for 5 years and who I just saw last night is asking if I want to meet tonight I don't but I'm too cowardly to say no so I'll say yes
>>223899011why are doritos touted as some gamer food who actually wants that foul reddish cheese residue all over their keyboard or controller?
>>223898983disproportionately bitter reaction to a rather inoffensive idle musing who pissed in your cereal
>>223898897fanny has a beard like a bossman
aus wankers love they maccas
the cheese man of okinawa
rorke in 1991 being likesarah connor is a fucking mary sue and they made the terminator into a joke and dyson being black? obvious dei
is helldivers 2 good or do you need friends
now now calm down Rorkeypoos!!
>>223899060looks like whitey from me myself and irene
>>223899080same reaosn they convinced htats men had to soekc igareaetes in the oldend days but in reality ist destroys wha tmkse syou a man and ultimately takes your ilfe because htey kjust want t o sell
>>223898961one of those ideas generated by some ivory tower middle class twat he spends his day drinking cups of tea and creating ai sloplooks good in theoryin practice, would never work
>>223899115its shit>>223899090>see vagina>think of a man
>>223899121Squealingleftypol definitely did him this time
>>223899093once im done eating my daily DQP you're dead meat
>and you will then see the rerror in your ways
>>223899102leftist propaganda didn't start in 2012
>>223899121Kek should have sent him a couple of slices of gammon too
>>223899136>see vagina>think of a manmen can have them tooit's 2026
>>223899121Leftypol going to all that effort and then saying rorkes wound up
>>223899129haha yeah
>>223899145wtf
>>223899131explain why it wouldn't work
>>223899121lot of effort for a seetheespecially if the buyer ties you up in small claims court
Reminder that any and all posts containing the word “Rorke” are all made by a small group of leftypol raiders attempting to belittle and undermine the right wing.Report them as off topic.
scottish people killing babies with hair dryers now. grim
>>223899196Stfu rorke man your nan's retarded she walks up the stairs backwards
whatever happened to commiemong? did everyone just start calling him leftypol?
wait this dude ended the whole bloodline fucking hell did the rabbit rape his mum
>>223899121Mad how this 100% happened x
>>223899121Actually did him this time I'm afraid to say.
Reminder that the singular mong who types like this is just baiting you. Do not engage with him.
>>223899183no
>>223899220is this guys 'homestead' in the uk
>>223899203nasty vile people. as low as jews
>>223899220This nigga finding out about bloodlines and selective breeding for the first time
>>223899129Always saying this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R6eSVsIyXo
you ever see jewish scots?
>>223899233Libdems courting the powerful bin vote
>>223899195squeal
just realised binface has a bin on his head. thought it was a stupid reddit space helmet
Leftypol freaks shelling out for Australian VPN’s so xe can make xer rorke posts seem more organic
leftypol kissing his dad on the lips
>>223899284mate...
i've been stuck here for a thousand years
>>223899161>>223899189Kek ffs rorke learn to take a joke!
just realised our PM during this climate crisis is named "Burn"hamLOL
why would it be inappropriate
>>223899303Its not real hun x
>>223899302alri boomerwhat was jesus like
>>223899299My family does this, nothing wrong with it
>>223899121the man in the corner looks like mark zuckerberg
leftypol shagging his fit mumrorke getting nonced by his dad
>>223899314sir overcooked pig
>>223899314Property developers rubbing their hands with glee
>>223899315im all for topless sunbathing in publicwho doesnt like seeing tits
>>223899315Reads like one of those questions with no good answer that your mates ask you when you’re like 14
>>223899330tried to grab my cock once after one too many gourds of wine. kept my distance after that
>>223899121hate these type videos one day my fyp was just flooded with this style video I don't want this commentary stuff
>>223899354grim. needs stamping out of him
leftypol living in london and having loads of girlfriends and hash
CANNOT believe how cheap some people arei started a new job this week in a different city and because paid relocation is part of the deal and i haven't moved yet, my boss is giving me lifts if i go to his house which is not far from methe fucker, who lives in a 6 bed house and is on at least 150k, asked me to pay the £3.50 tolli am on £35k a year for reference and i haven't even received my first paycheck he is indian btw,,, the fucking cheek on these people
>>223899395Hate this too. Just show me what happened, dont need a guy in the corner.
best mates parents are hippies and I went over there to fetch something and saw his mother full on naked sunbathing and she saw me and sat uo and waved big tits fully on displayput on a vest and shorts and just talked to me like it was normal
LOVE fat arsed twinks
>>223899121Why is he pointing at the sky with his finger like that is he a member of ISIS or what? He needs to be locked up for good
just what this place neededanother fucking faggot
>60% against a bin
>>223899121Both sides seem thick as mince
the left still has no answer to this btw
>>223899419shut the fuck up cumskin. you be thankful you have a job in the first place. but I suppose I shouldn't be too harsh since most whites can't even be bothered to get a job
NEW>>223899492>>223899492>>223899492
holy shit get over it
>>223899484wheres his bollocks
>>223899464Least you’ll have another like minded individual to bond with
>>223899475you mean Jonathan David Harvey?
sometimes look out my window see pretty girl in short tight clothes and im like id like a piece of that i should short my life out and get out more then almost instantly im like nah fuck that and go back to my computer and watch anime and shitpostnice to look at now and then but just can not be arsed jumping through all those hoops and rakes society sets up for you to deal with
disgusting heat, get it fucked off
neighbour puts washing out every day he's not right in the head
put a sausage roll in the microwave for 3 minutes and it fucking burned
>>223899546another woman denied a shot at happiness because of selfish men
