Ghost Sign edition
Just beat every deck in Balatro on gold stake (the hardest difficulty)
right well
any actual imposters in?i don't mean imposter syndrome i mean your friends and family genuinely have no idea what you're actually like because you obsessively hide it
J'adore les chiens
Want to shag this indian girl who is objectively ugly just because she has a big bum and tits
imagine how scared Jonathan David Harvey would be if confronted him on the street.
>>223899521whats your strategy i never got very far
Always funny when that yank seethes about gay posts as if he even belongs here in the first place
>>223899527Everybody can tell
>>223899543then why dont you
>>223899527ktimterrified of having an honest conversation about anything that genuinely bothers me even if it's something as mundane as something bothering me at work
>>223899527I wank exclusively to gay porn and am solely attracted to hairy muscle bears and would prefer to bottom than to top but I have a gf and have done for years
faggots thinking they belong anywhere except dead in a ditch
>>223899543shagged a Bangladesh girl with was well fit but absolutely put zero effort inwas biggest disappointment of my sex life
>>223899585the computer you're using to force your dogshit posts onto my poor innocent screen wouldn't exist without fags
>>223899585It’s 2026, you can come out now, we won’t judge you x
>>223899578well maybe you should just come out mate nobody careshow do you get hard with a woman anyway
>>223899618I made that up sorry
>>223899554Got a lot better when I watched streamers play it and they basically show you how to play the game properly
selling my arse at Keenest Wholesale Prices
got the peggle porn on
haven't showered and days my my flat smells like hownid imagine india smells 247sweat, spice and shit
>>223899543Been there done that got the t-shirt
>>223899653qt3.14
>>223899627big kiss
sex with women in their lovely little holes
what's he mad about
at the beach eating sand
>>223899568I'm so far gone I don't think I could get a landwhale at this rate
>>223899696seen rorke being a bloody racist cockwomble on /brit/
>>223899653weird tights going all the way up to her boobs
FilteredBy the way, here are my image filters so farhttps://pastebin.com/raw/Jkeg1Rxg
>>223899698at this hour?
>>223899653disgusting quadroon
>>223899676shes already wet lmaolook at that bitches cuntshes wet just by dressing up and getting down on all 4swhat a dirty whore
>>223899637right then
>>223899534You can just tell she's going to be a fit milf too.
>>223899727thanks for drawing attention to that, appreciate it
>>223899713
>>223899719
>>223899747im literally shaped like this
>>223899775he's done us
>>223899760forgive me Hitler...
>>223899768self portraits are not allowed
minthara is hitting on me right at the very end of the game omds girlie couldn't you find a better time
>>223899775
>>223899775bants
>>223899527Yeah, that’s me. I can be watching a harmless youtube video but if my mum comes to my room I switch it off because I don’t want her to see what interests me
>>223899775netanyatruke
>>223899801is she the one with the horrid old crone voiceis that why mousey hates her
>>223899827fat bitch
>>223899811scr i literally did this when I was watching a lecture on astrophysicsswitched it off like I was watching gay porn lol
>>223899001need her arse on my face
>>223899817good one
>>223899827This looks like peachy_hot_mom ok that's her name she has a face like a bag of spanners and awful fake tits
>>223899830mental illness
>Temporary ban on sale of disposable BBQs over wildfire riskwhy do people here love banning things
sick of the heat, sick of the sun, sick of the long days. just give us fucking winter already.
Rorke all excited to get his Reform FC shirt and it's just a slurry of cold baked beans is objectively hilarious
ban gulls
i'm fucked
>>223899885It's all better from tomorrow ok we have websites these days with weather forecasts (since about 1995 that is)
>>223899880because this is an island of miserable cunts who hate life
>>223899527Existential crisis. At your age?
>>223899885>sick of the long daysUtterly bizarre thing to say, short days are complete dogshit
>>223899880Will you ask your MP? You can just fire off an email, no need to leave your bedroom Oh you won't? Not busy, yet..
>>223899830Rorke furiously smashing his keyboard to this one
>>223899830Are actual pedos trying to make the word pedo meaningless or something like "anti-racists" did with the word racist?
watching beetle fight vidoes
how can a day be short? there's still 24 hours in a day
just fired off a shemale
>>223899948ask my MP what exactlymy question wasn't calling for action
rorkes da
get my cock banned
All days are 24 hours ok let's stop the arguing over that one
>>223899893And you said that LSD wasn't hitting you
>>223900010oktwink
>>223899983British phenotype
>>223899893rorke has nonsense of humour whatsoever unless it's some shite sitcom from the 70s like Dads Army
>>223899983the squad
>>223900010sometimes the government makes them 23 or 25 hours and you comply
>>223899971We've got a noticer here
>>223900010incorrect, this is merely an approximation enabled by autistic sciencebrain to aid capitalist clock-based time tyrannyin the true experience of a human on earth, days begin with the rising of the sun, and end with its setting, upon which the night falls
>>223899946Not that anon but I also prefer the night to the day. Not a vampire just prefer it.
>>223900057looks off
>nonsense of humour
rorke's drip
well good morning
>>223900045sometimes scroll too far on fb and end up in reels slophell where its just clips of old shit uk sitcoms with fat retarded boomers going "proper british humour couldnt make this nowadays could you bloody wokes woudlnt allow it (600 default laugh emojis)"
Now leftypol is busting out the thesaurus to 'prove' a day isn't 24 hours. Next he'll say the earth is flat!
had a good post ready but I forgot it
>Not a vampire just prefer it.Suspicious post
>>223900105>scrolling shortform facebook videosah yes, you're definitely NOT a fat retard
>>223900115No worries days are longer so you have more time to remember x
right so why did I get this ad then?
me rove you rong time
>>223900142yer a chaser harry
can't even rape your own arse anymore, due to woke
>>223900130yawn
>>223900130Done him
Might start using the word myopic to make myself sound more intelligent
>>223900164yes you can the speed limit was put in place to keep people safe while raping your own arseraping your own arse at 1000000mph is not even fun
don't like the cody/timmy meme
>>223898922
FENTON!
>>223900186Same but epistemic
>scrolling fb reelswhy would facebook have a tiktok like feature when it's the premiere boomer platformand why would you use it? it's like going to germany to experience mexican culture. bizarre
smithers, release the rapeniggers
I thought today was Diego Day, why's everyone so angry and argumentative
bbcjewsrorkediegoracismleftypolnoncesmuslimsspainladimmigrantsheathermongbradley walsh190cm master race
>>223900213OH CRIPESFENTON
>>223900201err
>>223900226>it's like going to germany to experience mexican culturehow myopic
>>223900202is your larp as a gay buttboy on a vpn not getting enough attention on its own?
>>223900226Any old retard likes short form easy digestible slop. Mumberg watchs them all the time on Facebook
>>223900251oh shut the fuck up
>>223900226boomers have no defense mechanism against short form content they will sit there and scroll for 27 hours straight and can't even tell the difference between the good ones and shit ones
>>223900226boomers fucking love shorts/reels mateevery generation is completely captured by them at this point
>>223900253my da watches yt shorts on full blast in the kitchen
>>223900248nice one
>>223900263>boomers have no defense mechanism against short form contentas if any age group does lol
>>223900226i just use it to look at stuff from friends and family and occasionally end up goyscrolling on it a bit its not that serious mate
only time I hear/see short videos is when the lad I work with is watching them, he's doing it now, they're all crap, why do people like this shit?
>>223900294so you're a stupid fat goy is what you're saying
there's a 10% chance of rain on monday
>>223900321noooo i am not i am not i am NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (head explodes)
>>223900323not where i amwe had like 20 minutes of rain 2 weeks ago but that was the only rain in about 4 months
nonwhites simply love blasting whatever foreign negroid slop they are listening to on their phone in public
>>223900323was one for 30% the other day but nothing happened
>>223900323Rain predictions keep getting pushed back in London
>>223900356like the bloody sahara innit
>>223896578dont understand this post
>>223900363you should blast bach at them, maybe hit them with some wotanic roars too
omds these biscuits are bare nice u knowww
burping up slugs
>>223900399unfortunately you took too long to respond and the original poster has since passed away
>>223900399what's up nigger?
>responding to a 3 and a half hour old post
>>223900406Unironically stick classic FM on when the neighbour starts playing their drillActually usually works>>223900421
planet scrimbulon
>>223900363if their presence wasn't enough they have to inflict their jungle music on us
just had the best interview of my life. genuinely think my squalid life of unemployment may be coming to an end soon
>>223900097Rorke ordering it on Vinted and getting a lovely baked bean bath as he opens the package
>Train derails in EssexSO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>223900120If I was a vampire I'd be tripfagging on /x/ acting all mysterious and superior like the other vampires do
>>223900493what the fuck
>>223900493victorian infrastructure literally falling apart
another week of fuck all worthwhile released in the cinemas
>>223900519dont forget all the incompetent foreign staff
top dog
>>223900493>trains derailing in susSEX and esSEXshaggers btfo, the incel marches on
>>223900425grim damn
>>223900519just heard the shed collapse in my poowong backyard
>>223900541we shall inherit the earth
>>223900519sorry why do you think it's victorian infrastructure
>>223900518tracks are expanding due to the heat
>>223900566i dont accept your apology
>>223900577due to woke*
>>223900577how do hot countries manage then
>>223900577Yeah but they're supposed to monitor that and cancel trains
might bring some bongos with me next time i take the train to attempt to domesticate the rabid moon crickets around me
im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
bro recognising onlyfans whores from the creases in their bums
>>223900577one in lewes was probably more so with the soil
>>223900587s
>>223900588they build better tracks instead of relying on shit from 150 years ago
>>223900588by building tracks that are suited to high heat, don't have to deal with freezing temperatures
>>223900588blood cooling system from indians and igbos getting vaporised on the tracks
>>223900597scr
That image triggered my pooposting PTSD
>>223900622>instead of relying on shit from 150 years agoneither of the tracks involved in derailments are that old
>>223900633bit extreme
>>223900633shreik
>>223900622>>223900624>>223900633i dont believe a word of this nonsense
>>223900642your pooTSD as it were
igdiwhy does the length of her hair make her move like that
Wow look what I found in Morrisons in Shrewsbury wow
scranning a bag of wotansits
>>223900588they build the tracks differently, not sure how but the beeb said so
Australian Prime Minister Friendly Jordies
>>223900666Screaming (poo)
>>223900681look at that colossal fucking ogre claw scream
>>223900681>size 12 creps>clenched manly fist
>>223900681why are you in morrisons instead of supporting aldi? management will have your head for this
Jordan Shanks-Markovina
>>223900201success is always punished here
gabbie carter pregnant
>>223900701cute :)
saw a lad i went to school with. completely bald now of course.
>>223900201wait till you see what happens at 85k when you're self employedi'm actually avoiding work and taking extra time off just so i don't earn over 85k and have to start charging vat which i can't pass onto my clients
really like american football but i stop myself from engaging with it because i dont want to support yanks in any capacity
gonna wankt ot hat
>>223900762what do you do
>>223900760life comes at you hard
still a nw0 at 32 me
>>223900760should’ve slapped his head
how is solero so good
she is so lovelyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786718415306786.mp4
>>223900805nigger wotanic order
>>223900827alien looking
>>223900833s
>>223900827id like to tongue her anus
>>223900817get a strawberry and lime one they're lush
>>223900827bug eyed freak
>>223900817too small now though i remember them being massive
omdzmumberg just did the boomer thing where she screenshotted her phone to try and show me the crack on the screengood grief
doing a wotanic fodey roar in my 674 year old da's face
List of things that should be banned>Disposable barbecues>Fireworks>Bonfires>Cats>Fossil fuel cars>Chinese lanterns>Red meatAnything else?
>>223900849I'd quite like to be very violent
>>223900833howling and shitting out my window
>>223900871halal
Drowning black babies in the womb with my plentiful wotanic seed
>>223900823
Crodies arriving in a copter
>>223900871yeah, racism
>>223900862What is she like
>>223900871All petrol and diesel cars
>>223900577We told rorke this would happen but he didn't listen did he
>>223900871right so leftypol thinks it's impossible for people to act responsibly with disposable bbqs, and yet he thinks small boat wogs can simply be educated out of being rapists
>>223900827bug eyed FREAK
>>223900895Opposite Day in Paris is it?
odd post
34 years old and only just found out now that New Jersey is not an island. I thought it was an island adjacent to New York like in GTA IV
>>223900515Yeah we all saw stranger things lad
>>223900702>>223900714Got dainty hands and little size 8 footsies actually you mongs>>223900717Because I was looking for a specific product ALDI don't stock
Don't really know where Stourbridge is but I assume it's on the River Stour, wherever that is
>>223900912They're included in fossil fuel cars. Which you can't ban yet without billions starving, obviously
>>223900896could tell who this was from the thumb
>>223900944Sorry didn't read
>>223900943there are many river stourspresumably with many bridges
>>223900934you’re thinking of staten island
>>223900871boat wogs
>>223900934new york has islands
>>223900775software
Where's the UK Chairman when you need himNeed him to bring some womfiness to this thread
very hard to be a self starter when you have no desires and are completely content with your current situation
>>223900934Maybe you got confused because Jersey is an island as shown in popular tv programme Bergerac
>>223900979right okay and what do you mean by that
shitting and shrieking
might play a video game tonight
americans are fat and stupid
ayyy i'm rorkin here
might buy a harlotquinn sex arse
>>223901014do you think you've deserved that?
>>223900827bug eyed qt
>>223900896seen her irl
if i play video games my pc warms the room an extra 3 degrees so that's out
>>223901014Downright bloody irresponsible
Got the Paul breach tiktoks on
>>223901032can do what i want as i'm my own man
>great and powerful>150 elothis cunts in for a shock.
>>223900980makavelli?
>>223900994specifics don't matter it affects all sorts of businesses from coffee shops to software consultants
>>223900811Saw a black sheboon driving on the opposite side of the road the other day. Took her a solid minute to understand why people were honking at her
>>223901025fuck sake I want to be a girl
>>223900980>>223901071Nothing womfy about mak
>>223901074what are you trying to hide
so the papers weren't lying then business people really did hate that rachel reeves lady
>>223901071Helperlad, of course!
>>223901068pepe famously plays dirty lad he might stomp on your nuts
>>223901074leftypol finally smashing the wealthy business owners
>>223901100he's selling computer viruses and malware
>>223901105i would facefuck her
>>223900980kill yourself
>check up makavelli UK chairman >still doing the exact same thing a decade laterGood to know some things remain consistent
>>223901147oh shut up, you'd facefuck anybodyyou'd facefuck a badger
might make a flaming homer
yes i admit i'm a failure
worldle changed nauru's name to some mad shit nowbecause of wokeas if "nauru" wasn't foreign enough
>>223901105I want to be her goy toilet slave
This japanese mad lad doujin artist has been drawing everything in this image by hand. It's taking him weeks but he's nearly finished It is 10,000 books
>>223901171surprised his organs haven't packed up
>>223901184mia dior looking ho
>>223901198cool
>>223901198doesn't even look realistic
>>223901189because the government of nauru changed their nameridiculous like "turkiye", they don't get to tell us what the name of their country is in OUR languagepeter hitchens is right on this one we should still call the capital of china peking
threesome with bridget phillipson and rachel reeves
>>223901171thought he died
>>223901198ai could do this instantly
>>223900987weird choice of a component lad but if i could choose i’d probably want to be a car seat
>>223901198>click savemine now, i made this
>>223901207one of the great white whales... love them white bbws
>>223901198rather he draw big fat tits instead
I'm fucking Ted
>>223901267>>223901267>>223901267
>>223901221peter hitchens needs to stop nicking my /brit/arguments or give me credit
>>223901251Mylie Moore used to be my favourite redhead bbw... Mia Dior is like a newer zoomer version of her.
>>223901184Would
