are francis edish
>>223901267this autistic boy with rich parents will MAKE YOUR DAY!
i planned to leave the house again today but i doubt that's gonna happen it's too hot
sean allan: the good ending
lads i admit it i'm not smart
>>223901313resentful aren't we?
made that bang on 310 didn't you OPyou scared /brit/ might 404 without a new thread or something?you know the janny said we should wait until page 8just saying
fucking hell...
just drew thistook me 2 weeks!
tedchno is on booze is about to startI SAID THE BOOZE IS ABOUT TO STARTME CANT WORK NO MORE
>>223901345minimod
>Luke Magnus Nicolson (born 9 July 2000), known as Francis Bourgeoiswtf he chose that gay ass name
>bizarre outbursthow do you respond to this without sounding mad
>>223901346sexsexsexsex
why did the fat lady get deleted reckon it wouldn't have been nsfw if she was thinkthin privilege is real
Captain Binface lost
how's my profile guys
>>223901366largeleaf
As long as data centres exist and are still being built don’t even THINK of making someone feel guilty for installing A/C.
>>223901320wo
>>223901377I usually just carry on seething
>>223901390the bin got emptied
just saw count binface lying on the floor for no reason omds what is he like
>>223901377"it's not bizarre to people who have the few braincells needed to understand it (i'm not mad btw just frustrated by your stupidity)"
>>223901397what's wrong with data centres
>>223901391youre not funny
>>223901424he didnt imply there was anything wrong with them
>>223901391genuinely what possessed him to think this was in any way a good profile?
>>223901391Me when I'm adulting
>>223901377'not really' works every time in all sorts of situations. just a flat refusal of their claim. what can they do about it? fuck all. you win
>>223901391>>223901439>>223901445Confidence is attractive
>>223901424just some new woke thing to care about for a week
>"it's not bizarre to people who have the few braincells needed to understand it (i'm not mad btw just frustrated by your stupidity)"
>>223901467im confident that you're not funny
>>223901461seethe
>>223901484not really
A new Rorke film coming out, exclusively on /brit/+ Can't say any more
was fun finding out the antivaxxers are also anti-eclipse this week
>>223901467his profile screams insecure
fucking hell meatloaf just died
>>223901467this like saying someone who eats their own poo in front fo someone is attractive cos it's confidentconfidfence in societally desirable areas sure lol
>>223901441did actually
>>223901509no he didnt. he implied people have a problem with A/C you illiterate gimp
>>223901508theres someone for everybody
extremely ironic to use ai to make a sheeple image
cum susser todd
>>223901496Rorke finally defeats the crodies in 4k
my arse is screaming poo
>>223901531(8) QUATRO DE JULIO (8)
playing way of the hunter sitting by a lake for 45 real world minutes waiting for a high fitness buck to show
>>223901495cry
>>223901523>he implied people have a problem with A/Cthat was only one half of the postgo away and read a few books before coming back to /brit/
>>223901552i do this for real except its women in the park after nightfall
none of you are real
>>223901560too busy shagging your mums fat sweaty arsehole to read books
wish wanking would stop feeling so fucking good so i can get on and do something else
>>>/sp/157350593scream
>>223901532but chatgpt says i'm a unique and special black swan event
>>223901532baaaaah
>>223901500what do they believe the angle the nebulous 'they' have with the eclipse?
>>223901584ever tried fingering your arse instead?
lad whose gf cheated on him a few weeks back if you rememberstarting to feel better about it nowfeel over heryou were all great lads so thanksher sister texted me recently to say how bad she felt for me so that was nice i suppose
How Bizarre. How Bizarre
>>223901397data centres are not even in the top 10 problems of climate change
steam reviews be like
>>223901577explains why you're so retarded i suppose
Is this you?
>>223901612you should have asked her for a ps5
>>223901617and where do you think A/C is
pepe wtf150 elo my arsemate's smurfing
>>223901591speechless
>>223901612bang (shag) the sister
>>223901612get sister shagged
americans be like: You just shot kaycee and ryland and brody, yo whole family got murdered i sennece you to 5000 years to run consecutively
>>223901591>Jaylin Liu, who previously went by the name Joshua and only recently began identifying as female, has taken first place in every 200-meter and 400-meter girls' race he entered for Albany High School this season, including the Tri-County Athletic League Finals, according to reporting from Reduxx.so that's why she was pushed to heavily to zoomers
>>223901625hey ladsladsits hahaits hahahaits leftypol loooooolhahahahahha
>>223901612should send her vague ominous threats alluding to suicide then turn your phone off
>>223901649imagine this thing sprinting past you at 9999mph
>>223901638it would have made more sense to say something like "if someone eats meat/goes on holiday twice a year/drives range rover..."
>>223901641why does a robot need a big ass
not really fair how sweaty i am
the eclipse aka andy pandy's BOTCHED attempt to stop heatwave by BLOCKING OUT THE SUN
>>223901667LOL
lower back pain doing a fucking number on my mobility
got cyberpunk 2077 on
>>223901711how big are your tits
>>223901711for me its being fat and the weather being hot
>>22390162510,000 people in clacton yesterday for some reason:
>Robbie Williams reveals he’s been diagnosed with autism
leftymong at tanagra his eyes wide open
>>223901666what a grotesque shameless family of whores and degenerates
someone's just emailed me
>>223901730im loving trainsets instead
>>223901728So true
>>223901749woting
>>223901749screm
5 more hours and we won't be north of 30 for the rest of 2026stay strong little ones
>get a letter through from TV licence saying they know I watched the England vs Mexico world cup game on iplayer>threaten an enforcement officer round>go to the website and tell them I dont need a licence because I don't watch tv>oh ok problem solvedretards so they are
>>223901721yeah they're alrighta good handful
Faggot Woters
>>223901711so so glad i dont have lower back pain and i exercise not just in general but to avoid it specifically
FUCKING SICK OF IT ALLCIVIL WAR FUCKING NOW
Homosexual RomCom staring Hugh Jackman (top) and Hugh Grant (bottom).
>>223901794
>>223901783>>get a letter through from TV licence saying they know I watched the England vs Mexico world cup game on iplayerreally? can we see it
There's a new film about Spainlad being made by /brit/+ too, heard that Mousenonce is on the writing team
>>223901770fresh heatwave coming next week
>>223901749lmao
Fish and chips on a Friday x
>>223901783>doing thingsshould have just ignored it poindexter
>>223901783glad all that shit is completely foreign to me
>>223901783>>get a letter through from TV licence saying they know I watched the England vs Mexico world cup game on iplayerlie on
accidentally put ktim in the family gc lol
>>223901811It was an email that listed the programme I watch, that and the annual 2026 cheese rolling competition
>>223901819filtered
>>223901822you pay whether you like it or not lol
>>223901819Lush and I mean lush xFuck em all x
deary me
mongorian beef and rice
>>223901835ill pay nothing
>>223901843Just proving a point
>>223901843based
>>223901829really? can we see it
>>223901843who pays for this shit he better fucking not
>>223901843total cock-up omnishambles
>>223901811>>223901827grow up retards, it was real. No need to be annoying teenager doubting everything
>>223901817shut up shut up SHUT UP
>>223901865>>223901843Ah yes, the rigorous journalists at PoliticsForYou
>>223901843he doesn't actually want to be in power he just wants to be a celebrity
>>223901877it's fair to question something that sounds ridiculous
>>223901877Thank you for participating in the imageboard correctly, do it immediately next time. Or else.
>>223901865this, that money is earmarked for generationally inbred pakistani families of thirty, NOT our democracy.
>>223901879I mean he is literally lying tbf
>>223901865>who pays for this shitdemocracy, unironicallywhen right wingers are forced to vote for such sleazebags (eg trump) because the alternative is literally hostile to white people then democracy is basically fuckedall by design as well innit
>>223901881They let me put my grandmas obituary in their newspapers for 50p. Loved seeing that old hag get cremated.
>>223901819My taxes paid for that fish and chips.
mum's lambrini's on me!
>>223901927You're not getting it.
In case anyone missed it Farage lost 10,000 votes... to a binHe then started as he means to go on by not turning up to the count!
got married had a kid unemployed
>>223901877we know you watched the cheese rolling you bastard!
>>223901877screamingdid you put your real address in your iPlayer account details??
>>223901947there isn't 5 years between those pics
>>223901927You are a perfectly capable young and fit man. Get running. Get jobbing. Get fucking.
>>223901684they want to be humans o algo
binface said essex police told him they were safe at the count to attend. He omitted the part where Farage was told differently, because it wasn't safe for Farage in particular.
>>223901267Very cheap looking suit
>>223901947gamermaxxing
>>223901947looks like a judd apatow comedy jew now
Hope this bbq ban is permanent. We live next to the Thames and folks buy disposable bbq’s and burn the grass every summer on the medows every summer. Like plastic straws disposable bbq’s serve no purpose they just create damage and litter
>>223901942He probably thought the count referred to Count Binface and got scared off! xx
>>223901877the absolute state of this country
why did he reply to me twice?
>>223901975Uhhhh couldn't Farage have spent some of the 5 million he was provided for security so he could attend???
>>223901947leanpill > blackpill
another train derailment >_>
>>223901356Alri roger dean
>>223901975>binface said essex police told him they were safe at the count to attend.did he say it in like a funny way
well thats obviously a very erotic image
>>223901984thought she was going to blow a bubble with a fart
>>223902018Nuke Russia.
>>223901993folks do it do they
>>223901984genuinely why do this how low iq do you have to be to find this entertainingespecially to your belovedfreak shit
>>223902015He does. Then he when he pays for it leftymong is like nooooo you cant spend money!!!
>>223902019just drew this in 26 minutes a quick one
>>223902018and houses burning to the ground. countrys going to the dogs. do something burham or get out of downing street
as a prank we shuold get diego a gf lol with a flat tummy>>223902032?
is that a man then because i don't see any boob
IT TOO FUCKING HOT
They banned sales of disposable barbecues but not their useI've still got 5 in the garage :)
>>223902024i think he's doing a voice but it might just be the resonance from his head being in a bin
>>223902037I was going to congratulate you but I think you are a liar now.
>>223902018All pass the parcel innit
>>223902042get in the shade
>>223902031it's nice to find simple things entertaining.
went to go for a piss and my fly was already undone. i've been walking around with it undone for hours
>>223901983Not a valid address rorke>>223902002Here here!
fucking shit roaring at him slipping around
Farage told everybody months ago that there would be a second claction by-election later in the year after the investigation so leftymong is doing that memory holing strat again
Luigi getting set free by Trump.
did this in 30 mins lads
>>223902031Just a bit of pawky lad
i have won the war against the fruit flies or drain flies, whatever they are calledthey cannot resist the blue light sticky trap
>>223901910> From Late August to September: Meanwhile, drier, more settled weather is slightly more likely towards the south and east. Temperatures are again likely to be above average overall, with the potential for late season hot spells or heatwaves, especially in the south.
>>223902083always the smart move to chuck some water on a lithium battery fire
Every vote for Binface was a wasted vote. Eveeyone that voted for him should be put into a nut house. The fuckers. A democracy is wasted on them.
Leftypol going on a joloff cooking course at the local community centre
Isle of Wight has quite a lot of rivers you know.Very wet wet island.
>>223902083Ah yes opening the window that wont make the fire... arghh
*tricks my gf into coming over for a kiss**does a massive fart and holds her head under the duvet*
>>223902083Once that starts burning you just leave.
It hasn't rained in my beautiful Hampshire 3 months now. Wall to wall sunshine probably all the way to the end of September
>>223902129and having a good time doing so
Bet he made lots of friends.
>>223902113protest vote against the abysmal state of our democracy innit
>le heatwave It's called summer
where are the vocaroo posts
>>223902129Its a very simple recipe thoughbeit
>>223902083>bike insidewhy?>waterif he had some baking soda it would have saved him everything
you'll all be moaning in a month when it's pissing down
>>223902133my friend ben moved there
>>223902166A spoiled ballot would have been a more legitimate protest than voting for that attention seeking wanker
with the drought and extreme heats in england, do you lot feel a bit of empathy for african and arab climate refugees now considering this is their reality every year?
remember ethiopian food posting
>>223902153my allotment CRIES OUT for rain
>>223902170Can we all just calm down about the "the climate" and enjoy the nice weather?
climate change is real and human caused and right wing grifters played by the oil lobby (who are vastly more powerful than the 'green lobby') have paid grifters who've played you like fiddlewon't be reading your replies btw
>>223902185I met him. He said he moved to get away from you.
>>223902209who is that
>>223902113No other major party competed. Still only 44% turnout
>>223902195none whatsoever
>>223902195No, I don't have empathy for people who may as well not exist given my complete lack of interaction with them
What happens in Isle Of Man?Is this a good place to live?
if climate change is realthen how come im still a virgin
>>223902209doubt there are massive manhands underneath those sleeves
>>223902195Not in the slightest they've had 6000 years to acclimatise
>>223902195Despise them more than ever
God imagine being so irresponsible about fire safety you ruin 19 family's homes. Good job
well i completely fucked that post up*leaves thread with embarrassment*
>>223902205>nice weathermy fridge thermometer said 8 fucking degrees this morning because it can't copei better not get ill off that bacon or i'll be absolutely fuming
>>223902221not who the person that posted it thinks it is
fire safety?
(8) bbc i wish i had it in me. There’s a double meaning if you dig deep (8)
>>223902282fungus
>>223902250>arsonists commit arson>so nobody else can have BBQs Eh?
elicits the same sperg spastic response every time
>>223902267women are insane
>>223902225>>223902235>>223902248>>223902249has it occurred to you that maybe god is trying to teach you a moral?
>>223902214haha he was always a joker was ben
>>223902282scrom
>>223902295so what
>>223902298no, because there's no such thing
>>223902297be quiet incel
One good thing about the current weather are the very very clear nightsI've been getting into astrophotography n that so there's lot of good opportunities
>>223902298No, God does not meddle in human affairs like that, would be quite clear to you if you ever read the Bible
>>223902298If God wanted to do that he would have made them be born in south america
>>223902322hurrr pretty lights
>>223902298God smiles on England hence this lovely summer
>>223902351Grow up
>>223902267she'll have PTSD from that and not be able to suck dicks anymore
please don't have another religion debateplease
incoming godjaks
>>223902375What is there to debate about? God is not real. Done.
>>223902349blasted that island grubbing, nazi hiding, cheating at football, goofy accented argy CUNT into the stratosphere
Anyone seen that video of the guy screaming "That was the safest of safe landings." when the plane touches down?
>>223902342Yeah mate god has never intervened on earth has he >Great flood>10 plagues >Splitting the red sea Yeah never at all
>>223902282s
>>223902298When the Europeans arrived in the americas huge swathes of amerindians died from disease and other causes. Millions of them. Reforestation occurred and it caused the planet to become cooler, triggering the little ice age. When population boomed in the late 1800s (thanks to western agricultural technology and medicine) the world warmed up
Really don't like how this place has just become a soapbox for 5 or 6 autists to constantly preach about shit nobody cares about
Need to shag this bih
>>223902282it's not actually a double meaning because wishing you had the british broadcasting company in you doesn't make sense
>>223902408>>Great flood>>10 plagues>>Splitting the red seaAll before Christ
>>223902405yeah i saw that
>>223902405no
I have been a white supremacist since 2:40pm on 22nd May 2013
>>223902425nice bum on her
>>223902342God does not meddle in human affairs? what about the bullet that missed trump by just a few centimeters?
>>223902415sad little boy playing with his dollies, bored on his school holidays.
>>223902425she has a lovely bottom
>>10 (Dead)think it was more than that
sex porn
Swarthiod
>>223902450dint read lol
>>223902442that's nice honey. How's the job search going?
>Spurs fans
>>223902444>>223902464You got a piccy?
penis
>>223902195No i don't feel any empathy for people who dont look or talk like me
>>223902481Why do you think white supremacy is nice?
>>223902378
>>223902499I'm white innit
>>223902481alri paki woman
fucking hell I went to the park with a football and was kicking it against the fence by myself and some chav kids came over and started calling me a paedo so I got my football and walked off and they followed me so I couldn't go home because they would know where I live and whenever someone else walked past the kids would say "excuse me mate/love you do know that blokes a paedo" and I had to walk for like an hour before they fucked off and I could finally go home
>>223902488
donald trump
Did you know the UK has the 2nd largest amount of penguins in the world
did he make the boring post on the vpn did he really
aff tae PIP assessment
>>223902405Oozing with british culture this
>>223902538>>223902542...no matejust...just no...
>>223902538that’s just another fucking lie straight from golemistan
>>223902351weird post britshit people can't appreciate nature i guess
this time last week we were all getting offended about Alley Cats
>>223902542sassy
>>223902561oh ok
>>223902513right i'm eating my burgers with a knife and fork then am i?lunacy
>>223902554anxiety and depression is it?
>>223902554bye ummy
>>223902250why are they banning barbecues because of arsonistsand if it's the video i'm thinking of those mongs were setting off fireworks
>>223902575All cartoons should be banned
>>223902567Google itAskjeeves it even
>>223902522This really should be a wake up call for you. You are far too old to be going to parks with footballs and they are rightly making fun of you for it.
>>223902486i dont think this guys opinions represent all of sorpanos fans anymore
dtfic making a sassy vaguepost award
>>223902582yea
>>223902262had to move my fridge away from the wall as it was overheating so much
>Askjeevestoo soon...
>>223902587and bpd :)
top vagueposter 2026, me
>>223902600shant
I am the duck
>>223902319never
Askjeevenazi
>>223902591Maybe we should ban mongs
>>223902620oh yeah anxiety and depression is too cookie cutter, no longer believablegood thinking
>>223902632s
don't think so mate
>>223902529https://youtube.com/shorts/gm7xUMwtWGM?si=zcp6Yd0RSsOpIpJO
mad how all those women that allegedly had "borderline personality disorder" only seemed to exist in adolescence and in to their 20s, but by their 30s it magically just went away
why not simply execute anyone using a disposable barbecue without due care and attention
>>223902673>>223902673>>223902673
>>223902660fuark imagine shagging her while she pretends to be your mum
GET IT ONBAN A MONGGET IT ON
>>223902660holy shit bromating press please
>>223902089And Mario?
We are absolutely losing our shit over bird flu here but I've barely seen anything about it in the international newsGuess that even though we have less penguins than the UK we still love the little cunts enough that we're holding them all down and giving them the vaxxx
>>223902748Mario on death row