LOVELY FUCKING DANCING edish
Picky demmie
>>223909457chicken saag is far superior
>>223908027built like a fucking fridge
I liked Jason Arday. Dead now of course
>>223909474chicken and spinach? not sure about thattry lamb saag next time sunshine, yeah? you might find its a bit tastier *slaps you lightly on the cheek*
>Lucy Letby's dead 'boyfriend' was found collapsed in his car after being sacked for sharing messages with her about baby she tried to murderhang on he was dating lucy letby as well?
got the fras' on
he's a 48 year old irish bloke who dropped 13 grand on a mac in order to generate ai porn of young girls
>>223909490I've never understood how can she have a fucking thigh gap yet have so much fat
Sir Jason Arday, deceasedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j1ye6n30noOur country's George Floyd
>>223908086very masculine handwriting
kneeling for jason
>>223909535welp that's another round of race riots from BLM
>>22390953067*Also the mac was a gift from my 24/7 nurse x
>>223909564They don't care about gay ones
so why did they need to send that bastard phone alert 3 times then
Checking the local storage centre for are Jason
>>223909585sc
>UK Government issues temporary ban on sale of disposable barbeques
more like Arsegay
>>223909535Going to burn down a furniture shop over this, yeah?
weirdest thing about cansnonce is that he doesn't participate in threads he doesn't makeyou can see it last thread, he has 2 posts, right at the end, and one is posting this thread
well said zaz
>>223909618it's a spaino characterwe let him off because nobody else is sad enough to make the new
>>223909563>A dead black niggercan't say a dead black nigger these days. the jannies will have a fit if you say things like dead black nigger
you could see that suicide coming. I wonder if there was any moment that was the tipping point. maybe his school mates coming out and saying that he was always cracking jokes during the time when he was supposed to be a non-verbal autist
>>223909585crying
>>223909590I had never head of a disposable barbecue until now. what's the point?
>>223909618he made a sulky post about going to bed. he's a fucking grade a melt
>>223909613how can they?didn't you read the alert earlier?starting fires is illegal now
try not to analyse the absolute freaks who post with an identity hereonly feeds their ego and wastes your precious time upon this earth ive found
on the lager
>>223909631AKHTUALLY, I'm sure he would have
they were doing the most
>>223909618Well that's a lie just like it's a lie I have a mac and and drink cans, lad
>>223909650Fuck up
This next song is an old Scottish ditty called “Farting Out Me Cock”
>>223909674gonnae make me?
>>223909636oh yeah that makes sense, must be a hassle switching the vpns all thread
>>223909631no because he wouldn't have been hired in the first place
>>223909665name one counter example
>>223909673
>>223909631if jasoon arday were a white midde-class academic he would not have got the job or been known to the press
>>223909641i didn't see it coming every mentally ill black in this country goes on a murder/rape spree not this suicide shit i for sure thought at least one rape was in him before going out like this
>>223909686Oh shiver me timbers
saw a really fit indonesian or malaysian hijabi bird in lidl just now
>i...uh ... um... i like... uhh... i like books too
>>223909631>>223909673don't think these cunts would give a toss if he were white
>>223909650They're autistic and incapable of discussion. The "personality" they're using is an imitation of what they think the rest of us are doing. This isn't new.
>>223909657im drinking rekorderlig. the 7% version thats been BANNED in the uk for being TOO STRONG
>>223909673Good call Owen, the Guardian went pretty hard on him.
>>223909703*shivers your timbers*better?
this jason arday business has legit upset me
>>223909673Oh well
remember when count dankula cheated on his wife with a tranny
>>223909726*flutters away at 4 mph*
Just heard the news... terrible.
I work in a local off license for minimum wage and people (customers and colleagues) are starting to frustrated I wont confront some regular shoplifters because im the only man. However, I'm a spineless chud. It's so humiliating and emasculating.
>>223909711Masie Williams porn double struggling now Grok has made her obsolete
lovely cunting breeze this eveningthat's summer overgood fucking riddance
fuck this i'm taking off all my clothes
>>223909746i know, banning disposable bbqs when we all know it's retards with fireworks starting all the wildfires
>>223909740*watches you do so through a telescope**solemnly* he'll be back
>>223909644carry it to the park or up a mountain then leave it behind on the ground to ruin the wildlife as a statement for how much you care for nature and then preferably burn down the entire mountain from the cinders
I Kneel for Jason
>>223909718pansy drink for sissy swedes we drink the good stuff
God, this is going to result in demands for Leveson Max isn’t it. Ban the Daily Heil etc etc.
>bullshit your way through life>someone calls you out on the bullshit>immediately kill yourself
>>223909783who is 'we' twin
>>223909735Used to watch his wife do cooking videos, she seemed nice but she was a total munterStill, trying so hard for kids and then spaffing it away like that is mental, what a fucking moron
Really don't understand why there was so much obsessive coverage of ArdayOh no a professor told some porkies!! Better make it front page news for a whole week!!
hotter tonight that it was last night i reckon
>>223909830s
>>223909808
>>223909821you're kidding! a lot cooler!!!
Farage lies all the time too btw
>>223909808But people told us in the last thread that there was no coverage of him whatsoever
>>223909808he was black mate
>>223909830
>>223909808cambridge admitting blatant bullshitters because they're black is pretty big news desu
Was he even a professor or did he lie about that too?
>>223909690Don't know, maybe that love island slag as an example
>>223909808it's big news if a cambridge professor has lied about basically everything in his life to blag his way into a job
>>223909830hooting
>>223909808>Really don't understand why there was so much obsessive coverage of ArdayHe was black. That's it.White professors also plagiarised work and didn't get hounded like him.Racists just want to find any excuse they think gives them a right to be racist.
>>223909690
Diego stopped posting about an hour before Arday was found btw
>>223909875he was a professor the same way dr dre is a doctor
the whole it was blown out of proportion by the media angle only works if you pretend he lied about 1 or 2 things and not literally everything to the point of being comedic. if youre stealing quotes from rafael nadal and storylines from spartacus in your autobiography you have crossed the line.
>>223909808>youngest black professor in Cambridge history blahblahblah>turns out it was complete nonsenseThey're not supposed to be some shithole uni
if youve never lied to get a job you might just be a fucking twat
mad how me, someone who's not particularly racist, has no idea who this arday guy was and yet rorke, who's actively and enthusiastically racist, has had this guy living in his head rent free for the past however many weeks now
>>223909631leftypol would be celebrating if the situation were reversed because he would be an evil nazi
>>223909889you have to be 18 to post here
>>223909915no he was a real professorhe had a phd and taught classes
>>223909949>rave reviews by the daily mail and the sunhe's a rorke through and through
Bradly Walsh mong is a heartless cunt
>>223909943or do you just not live in the world? he was all over the news, don't know how you can't not have heard of him
Ardy, heatwave, eclipse now they're all gone who will the news talk about next?
new gimmick idea: pork pie screamingwhenever you find a post funny you attach a picture of a pork pie and write 'pork pie screaming'
>>223909943how long has this "rorke" character lived in your head rent free?be honest
>>223909863>>223909885>>223909933just begging it tbqhwasn't that big of a story it needed wall to wall coveragejust bizarre
well it's his own fault. shouldn't have told all those lies. it's like the boy who cried wolf isn't it
>it's like the boy who cried wolf isn't it
>weather report showing rain next week all week long>check it again today>no rain forecast nowFell for it again awardThis has happened every week this month
He had a 'ard day.
>>223909563pork pie screaming
lots of rule breaking racist posts and not a janitor in sight
>>223910032tesco "nigga" looking awfully pale
Brit/pol/'s first murder
gammons responsible for lynching another one of the mandem
>>223909563
take that down this instant
>dangerously cheekyktim
Noooooo we shouldn't have been so hard on the compulsive liar who defrauded one of the most prestigious universities in the world
>>223909952nazis aren't capable of saying anything interesting enough to get the press to talk about it
>>223909993Might be doxxing myself but I like pork pies, lad.
If I were him I would've just played into it like that George Santos fella>hehe yaas i lied i'm such a divago on a podcast run and everything
how does one achieve this body type
>>223910043UM
>>223910049s
>>223910066hate this freakhe literally thinks everyone who isn't white has narcissism
cronem storming cambridge as we speak
>>223910076Lynchian
>>223910076years and years of pushing a lawnmower and yearly feasting on pumpkin pie cooked by your loving wife linda
my suggestion? close cambridge down IMMEDIATELY
>>223910068it’s the university’s fault
the cronem cronies
there's no fucking water at boomtown apparentlylike the taps arent even workingcharging £6 for 330ml cans at the barsituation is FUCKED
hes got his wee hat on
>>223910020It led to follow ups since he had his book coming out where he claimed to have been mute until 18 and ran a 600 mile marathon, far too big a history of bullshitting
niggy g
>>223910117Little sailor boy
>>223910110yeah there'll be a few dead there this year in the heat
alri
>>223910121scream
Arday said he was in a coma and just as they were about to pull the plug for his life support he grabbed the doctors hand, woke up and discharged himself like some sort of miracle of god
>>223910066need him arrested for malicious communications jasons blood is on his hands
>>223910145heya
>>223910088It's an autism thing
become gay for jason arday
>>223910074he was too mentally unfit for thathe was an actual spacker but kept getting indulged because he was black
>>223910020So who cares, we're on a floating rock in space as acktheist freaks say
>>223910162how's u
no booze in
>>223910110reckon I would instantly die if I went to a festival nowadays. just take 4 steps into the campsite and collapse dead before I hit the ground. then get resuscitated and have a heart attack after one can, one toke, one line. then get resuscitated and die in my sleep and have nobody find me in my tent until they get cleared up because I went on my own
holy shit jason arday dead wtf
https://x.com/George_T_Truth2/status/2088358769914777890happy now rorke?
>>223910177wouldnt stop here even if i had a pregnant wife called mary
>>223910182which chapter of arday's autobiography is this from?
>>223910177I do. Go get some, quick
>>223910192literally who
hounded to death by an unrelenting and under regulated media. in any normal society this would give rise to serious questions about the conduct of journalists and platforms and would lead to changewill be waiting a long time i fear.
>Robbie Williams reveals he's been diagnosed with autism
>>223910202s
>>223910227didn't he die years ago?
Still a stand-up comedian, eh, /brit/? All right, mate. When /cum/ was doing your job, they weren't nearly so chatty. Probably 'cause they weren't quite so nervous either.
>>223910237Oh you daft cunt.
>>223910227there's a vacancy at Cambridge
>>223910196Yes.
>>223910227.
>>223910220a walter mitty meets realitywho cares
>>223910246scbr
>>223910199clever
>>223910175i'm ok thanks how are you
>>223910237got turned into catfood
>>223910117soulja boy up in dat hoe watch me crank dat watch me yo and watch me superman dat how and watch meyuuuw
Sir Jason Arday VC
>>223910199>>223910266dont get it
>>223910266youre supposed to say sc or psc or something like that so I get more yous
A poor black man is dead because of Rorke's unhinged rantings
>>223910268not bad not great
hi im robbie williams and ive got autism
>>223910299w
no andy sparkles
>>223910302and i'm a monkey
>>223910199pork pie screaming
no pony burnhams
dude wtf
just walked past him
>>223910291rasheed
>>223910291it's like no booze inninnit
>>2239102201st episode of black mirror comes to mindand hated by the nation
hearing reports that Professor Jason Arday committed suicide after being startled by that alert two hours ago.Burnham's got blood on his hands.
>>223910340pork pie roar
found the egypt bot on chaturbate
>>223910340the crafty bugger. he was out getting his chippy tea
BREAKING: Jason Arday resurrected from the dead and claims he met Jesus
>>223910353oh haha x
>>223910361Fucking screaming
>>223910066Tell him, not us Stop being a coward
>>223910361wcr is this real!!?
>>223910377explain it
>>223910361
>>223910340kek this is literally me
might make a quick omelette
got me willy OUT and me air conditioning ON
>>223910408pubs that don't sell alcoholcrazy bro
>>223910403yeah. couldn't believe it. it was in some english camgirls room
i'm a sick fuck i like a quick omelette
>>223910426dangerous and downright stupid
yank man came across the sea he bought us bamesand misery
The Gay Porn
>>223910450willard is cold now
screechingbarry does it again
I am invested in /brit/
>>223909765ummy
>>223910486are bazwhat's he like
>>223910474choon
>>223910500hi
I had a panic attack when I heard the alert
>>223910110doing festivals in this summer is madness lolol
/birt/ mourns the loss of Sir Jason Arday, academic of colour
>Mousey hates this one simple trick!
>>223910531wimp
>>223910538I genuinely feel bad for him
being a drunk is awful and it ruins your health so you feel shit all day and your sleep is shit and you think about drinking every other minute but at the end of the day all of it is bearable because getting drunk is nicebeing sober is ok to mediocre all day but there is literally nothing to look forward to in life. there is no escape from the dullness
Leftypol rasing a fist and reciting made up credentials to honour Jason Arday
>gets challenged once>kills himself
>>223910486this is a comedy goldmine for years to comeimagine all the sketches like soldiers hesitating to press the nuke button then they get scared by their phone alert
>>223910572Well fuck, lad.Cans?
>>223910572consider weed
Jason was taken advantage of by Cambridge University
>>223910580today we are all professors
black fragility
>>223909535 Whatever he did or didn't do he absolutely did not deserve to be treated by the media in the way he was.They'll never learn. I remember what happened to Lucy Meadows.
this night feels horrible oh my god i'm so sticky with sweat what the hell this is worse than yesterday
>>223910585sounds like one of you lot 2bh
rorke's such a benchod he's the top professor at lumbridge university
>>223910619i'm still alive and i wasn't lucky like that fella
>>223910614it's august and parliament's out they need to fill the 24 hour news cyclehad this happened in november he'd have been old news within 48 hours
>>223910619except it wasn't
>>223910614And what of Ann Widdecombe?
was having a nap when the alarm went off and i genuinely had to regulate my breathing to get my heart rate down ffs
>>223910600the fabled seaweed diet
might treat myself to a second magnum classic
>>223909590Kier Starmer in front of the Tory home crowd after scoring a 30 yard screamer to make it 2-1
this aged well
what is ziedbelg's take on jason arday ?
>>223910680sc
